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Contractually Yours - Full Movie
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00:00:00They say the most primal human things are fighting, and whoa, I was about to learn both.
00:00:16Every girl wants to find her prince charming, but unfortunately we don't exactly live in a
00:00:21fairytale world. There's no such thing as happily ever after. Where is the duck for table two?
00:00:28Table two ordered something special, chef.
00:00:33No, table two ordered the special and the special is the duck. What is this?
00:00:38Nothing.
00:00:39Yes, exactly. This is nothing now. The duck.
00:00:43Just do what your boss says, Lily. You can't afford to lose another job.
00:00:47How can you pay for mom's operation when you're homeless?
00:00:50Table two, the duck.
00:00:52So I'm thinking about adopting a dog. You know, like the little tiny dogs that can fit in your
00:01:00handbag. They're so cute. So anyway, once your inheritance is secure, the Morrison deal is
00:01:05all in the bag. But what is this mystery clause you won't tell us about, Jack?
00:01:13Jack. Jack. Hello?
00:01:16Yeah, the dog.
00:01:21Hi.
00:01:24Hi.
00:01:29You ordered the special?
00:01:32Actually, I ordered the...
00:01:34Trust me.
00:01:35Who is that girl?
00:01:37Something about her.
00:01:40It's like I've been waiting for her my whole life.
00:01:41Wow. That was presumptuous.
00:01:44Huh?
00:01:44The waitress not bringing you what I ordered? Don't tell me you're actually impressed with
00:01:48that little slut, Jack.
00:01:49It looks good.
00:01:51The food or the waitress?
00:02:01And what do you think you are doing?
00:02:04I'm making something from this century.
00:02:06You know what? That's it. I've had enough. You are fired! Get out of here!
00:02:09Not this again.
00:02:10What did you say?
00:02:14I'm serious this time. You're fired! You get out of here!
00:02:17What?
00:02:18You take this! You give up your act! You get out!
00:02:21No, please, sir. It won't happen again!
00:02:22No, it's no more Mr. Nice Guy this time. You get out! You leave!
00:02:26Please!
00:02:26No! No!
00:02:27Go ahead! Full call!
00:02:28Man!
00:02:29You're tired!
00:02:32They're taking the trash out, I see.
00:02:36Yeah, the trash.
00:02:38Asshole!
00:02:59Oh, my God!
00:03:02Don't scream. Don't scream, baby.
00:03:05Or do not scream for me.
00:03:10Hey!
00:03:21Hey, wait!
00:03:21not now
00:03:44Jack my man
00:03:48so I'm a little disappointed
00:03:50that you're making me ask again
00:03:52when you're going to unlock the inheritance bro
00:03:54the deal of a lifetime isn't going to wait forever
00:03:56yeah
00:03:58yeah come on are you even listening
00:04:00I mean if we don't move on this Morrison thing
00:04:02someone else will
00:04:03and I mean I'm not going to be that guy
00:04:05are you going to be that guy
00:04:07how can I help my mom
00:04:12when I can't even afford something to eat
00:04:14maybe next time
00:04:16thanks
00:04:19call me
00:04:21I'll call you back
00:04:22Jack come on
00:04:22Jack's never done that before
00:04:26if he doesn't lock away this inheritance deal
00:04:28then
00:04:29the Morrison deal's over
00:04:31we're over
00:04:32don't you worry your wrinkled little forehead Warren
00:04:36I've got just the plan
00:04:39just when I think I've found her
00:04:47she's gone again
00:04:48how am I going to find her again
00:04:57you could always marry Vivian Chase sir
00:05:06you out of your mind
00:05:07Vivian and I are done
00:05:08never again
00:05:09she's just
00:05:11business now
00:05:12very well sir
00:05:14although it is your inheritance at stake sir
00:05:17I'll find another wife
00:05:19I'm afraid not
00:05:20but the terms of your parents will are quite specific
00:05:24you must be married before your 32nd birthday
00:05:27for precisely 365 days
00:05:30I know
00:05:30I know
00:05:30and with that fateful birthday fast approaching
00:05:33there's little time
00:05:34the inheritance must be claimed within the month
00:05:37and most crucially of all
00:05:39you must not tell a soul about the marriage clause
00:05:42especially your wife
00:05:45or I lose everything
00:05:47everything
00:05:48don't complain about
00:06:00I don't complain
00:06:01I don't
00:06:02all I'm saying is
00:06:03you're going to have to start living in the real world
00:06:06I am living in the real world
00:06:08really
00:06:14because getting fired yet from another restaurant job
00:06:16is the real world
00:06:17creative
00:06:18differences
00:06:19there are always creative differences with you
00:06:23Lily
00:06:24you've got to open up your own place
00:06:28you're a chef
00:06:29not a fucking line cook
00:06:30so you've got to show the world what you got
00:06:32besides
00:06:34I have my share of money
00:06:36but without yours
00:06:37we're never going to be able to afford mom's operation
00:06:40yeah
00:06:41it'll be all my fault
00:06:43Lily
00:06:45there is an opening at my office
00:06:49seriously
00:06:51it's stable
00:06:52health insurance
00:06:54401k
00:06:55I'd rather die
00:06:56you'd rather be broke
00:06:57no I'd rather
00:06:58how can you help mom
00:07:06when you can't even
00:07:07take care of yourself
00:07:08fine
00:07:14yeah
00:07:14you're right
00:07:15let's do it
00:07:17hi
00:07:43name
00:07:45Lily Dunning
00:07:48can I help you?
00:07:50yes I'm here for the job interview
00:07:52my sister is Megan
00:07:53she works here
00:07:55last place of employment?
00:07:57Chez Francois
00:07:58a restaurant?
00:08:00yes I'm a chef
00:08:02my passion is cooking so I
00:08:04and does this look like a restaurant to you?
00:08:06no
00:08:07no of course not
00:08:09and why do you think someone like
00:08:12you could work here?
00:08:15I just need a job
00:08:17sorry I'm
00:08:19thanks we'll let you know okay?
00:08:23you can go now
00:08:25bye bye
00:08:26screw this
00:08:35fuck
00:08:39what are you looking at?
00:08:57I'm sorry mom
00:08:58I've tried everything and I've let you down
00:09:00you?
00:09:04me
00:09:05you dropped something
00:09:09how did you?
00:09:15what are you doing here?
00:09:17I have a proposition for you
00:09:19sorry I'm not interested in
00:09:21propositions from strange men in suits
00:09:24well hold on
00:09:25just hear me out
00:09:26I heard you get fired
00:09:27I know you don't
00:09:29have any money
00:09:30looks like you're in a bit of a rough spot
00:09:33I'm doing fine
00:09:34thank you
00:09:35really?
00:09:39what if I told you this proposition could
00:09:41solve
00:09:42all your problems?
00:09:44really?
00:09:46solve all my problems?
00:09:48I've got a lot of problems
00:09:49what if I told you I need a wife?
00:09:52I tell you that there are apps for that?
00:09:54for one year
00:09:55classy
00:09:55look listen
00:09:57I have a very important business deal
00:09:59with some very important people involved
00:10:01and they need to
00:10:03see stability
00:10:05okay so
00:10:05find someone stable
00:10:06well that's just it
00:10:08I need someone who won't fall in love with me
00:10:10someone who will just walk away after the year
00:10:13and you seem
00:10:15uniquely qualified
00:10:17right you think I'm good at walking away?
00:10:19okay
00:10:19okay well what's in it for me?
00:10:28well anything you want
00:10:28money
00:10:30place to live
00:10:31complete financial freedom to pursue your dreams
00:10:34just think of it as a business deal
00:10:45wow
00:10:46yeah that's a really
00:10:49big
00:10:50diamond
00:10:50it's just a very small part of the deal
00:10:53you'll have your whole wing of the house
00:11:06my own wing?
00:11:08complete privacy
00:11:09but you will have to attend events with me
00:11:11play the happy wife
00:11:19this is um
00:11:35specific
00:11:39I like clarity
00:11:40hmm
00:11:47wife agrees to perform
00:11:52hmm
00:11:53very
00:11:56specific
00:11:57is there a problem?
00:12:02jack
00:12:02we need to talk
00:12:03what's going on here?
00:12:07no
00:12:12I'm saying yes
00:12:18I'm saying yes
00:12:18to everything
00:12:29do you
00:12:43jack thorn
00:12:45this is insane
00:12:48shut up boy
00:12:49take
00:12:50take
00:12:50Lily Dunning
00:12:51to be your lawfully wedded wife
00:12:54this is fucking nuts
00:12:55shut the fuck up
00:12:56I do
00:12:58I now pronounce you
00:13:02husband
00:13:03and wife
00:13:04you
00:13:05can't
00:13:06take
00:13:07not
00:13:07go
00:13:19man
00:13:20you
00:13:20can
00:13:20win
00:13:20win
00:13:23win
00:13:24win
00:13:27win
00:13:28win
00:13:30win
00:13:30win
00:13:31win
00:13:31this marriage is
00:13:50it's just a contract
00:13:52well
00:13:58I think that the contract says
00:14:02that this is
00:14:04my room
00:14:04but
00:14:13good night husband
00:14:15and this is where Mr. Thorne
00:14:28likes to entertain
00:14:29of an evening
00:14:29and the room on the left
00:14:31is the kitchen
00:14:32and we have the
00:14:44west wing library
00:14:45and the east wing pool
00:14:48how do you find anything in here
00:14:53one of ducks madam
00:14:55and this room
00:15:06is the
00:15:07oh dear
00:15:09would you excuse me
00:15:13of course
00:15:14apologies
00:15:15that's
00:15:16you
00:15:21you
00:15:25What are you doing here?
00:15:55Oh my gosh.
00:16:13Bravo?
00:16:18This is a lot.
00:16:23No.
00:16:24The contract stipulates appropriate attire for all occasions, including tonight's charity
00:16:29gala.
00:16:30I can't accept this.
00:16:32You can, and you will, unless you want to attend the event and chance.
00:16:43You know, this doesn't mean that I like you.
00:16:45Wouldn't dream of it.
00:16:53Ready for your debut, Mrs. Thorne?
00:17:00Yes, I am, Mr. Thorne.
00:17:06And then I said, do you want me to cut this steak?
00:17:18I don't need a knife.
00:17:19I need a chainsaw.
00:17:21Jackie, there you are.
00:17:25Warren tells me the Morrison deal is all in the bag.
00:17:27We simply must celebrate.
00:17:29I heard about your little stunt wedding.
00:17:33That doesn't mean we can't celebrate, right?
00:17:36I could think of a dozen things you could do to me.
00:17:45My God.
00:17:46This is a $10,000 Valentino.
00:17:49I'm sorry, but I didn't even do anything.
00:17:53Where did you find this one, Jackie?
00:17:55Wagstaff Training School?
00:17:56Vivian.
00:17:59Oh, that was it.
00:18:01She was actually a waitress.
00:18:03Or, I don't remember, whatever it was.
00:18:07Excuse me.
00:18:10So, what do you guys have?
00:18:12Watch out for the ex.
00:18:19You know, you should really come over here and taste this.
00:18:47Seriously.
00:18:53Whoo.
00:19:09Wow.
00:19:10Good?
00:19:10Surprisingly good.
00:19:12Surprisingly good.
00:19:12Surprisingly good.
00:19:13I think we didn't care.
00:19:14They can't reason why it needs men??
00:19:16Well, payment for spying.
00:19:21Payment accepted.
00:19:23You know, the house this grand, I would expect a kitchen to match.
00:19:32I had to make do.
00:19:34You know, I never cook.
00:19:36It's a shame.
00:19:46You can go now.
00:20:03You, um, wanted to see me?
00:20:07Time for your first lesson.
00:20:09My what?
00:20:10Self-defense.
00:20:16Never know when you might need it.
00:20:18I don't know if that's...
00:20:19Number one.
00:20:20Stance.
00:20:23Move the feet apart.
00:20:25Bend this knee.
00:20:27Yep.
00:20:28Then move this foot forward.
00:20:30Okay?
00:20:31Okay.
00:20:33Now, hands up.
00:20:34Protect the face.
00:20:36Okay.
00:20:38Now, like this.
00:20:40Oh, God.
00:20:42I'm sorry.
00:20:46Not really good at this.
00:20:49We're just getting started.
00:20:51Oh.
00:20:53Maybe we should just focus on business.
00:20:57Rule number one.
00:21:00Stance.
00:21:02Right?
00:21:10Every chef needs proper tools.
00:21:20I have a business expense.
00:21:23Business expense.
00:21:24These are the best knives in the market.
00:21:26The best knives for the best chef.
00:21:29Why are you doing this?
00:21:31The contract.
00:21:32No.
00:21:33No.
00:21:34The real reason.
00:21:35Maybe I just like watching you work.
00:21:36I don't know.
00:21:37Maybe.
00:21:39Maybe.
00:21:41Maybe.
00:21:42Maybe.
00:21:43Maybe.
00:21:44Maybe.
00:21:46Maybe.
00:21:47Maybe.
00:21:48Maybe.
00:21:50Maybe.
00:21:53Maybe.
00:21:54Maybe.
00:21:56Maybe I just like watching you work.
00:22:01Maybe.
00:22:04You just like watching me.
00:22:09You know that, um...
00:22:12This doesn't change anything.
00:22:14Of course not.
00:22:20This is for your mother.
00:22:26This... No, this is too much.
00:22:29It should cover the whole thing.
00:22:32They second it.
00:22:37I think that's literally the nicest thing a male has ever done for me.
00:22:41What's the catch?
00:22:43We've got a problem.
00:22:56Morning to you too.
00:22:57So, the inheritance release date is set, but...
00:23:00If anyone finds out about the marriage, then...
00:23:02No one's gonna find out.
00:23:03Oh really?
00:23:04Because your little chef seems to be quite the talk of the town.
00:23:07It's under control.
00:23:08Is it?
00:23:12It seems like you're letting your feelings control your...
00:23:14I said it's handled.
00:23:15Just remember what's at stake here, yeah?
00:23:29This Morrison deal...
00:23:31Is a deal of a lifetime.
00:23:35Don't tell me you're actually fooling me.
00:23:36Get out.
00:23:37Get out.
00:24:07ink.
00:24:08Go on.
00:24:09Get out.
00:24:19Good night.
00:24:20All night.
00:24:22You're right though.
00:24:24You'll never end.
00:24:25We won't.
00:24:26TheQue werden ci- steps instead.
00:25:00Oh, no.
00:25:13God.
00:25:14Jack, darling, fancy seeing you here.
00:25:31Vivian?
00:25:32The 82 Crystal.
00:25:34Remember the Crystal, Jack?
00:25:37I can still feel it running down my back just thinking about it.
00:25:41We even used to drink some of it.
00:25:43Anyway, we have business to discuss.
00:25:46You'll never believe what Hannah said about the Asian market today.
00:25:50Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:25:53This must be so boring for you.
00:25:56You're so insightful, Vivian.
00:25:58You do bore me.
00:25:59Darling, the adults have business to discuss.
00:26:03Why don't you go back to, like, chopping or whatever it is that you do?
00:26:08So basically, you know, the company way that we have our investments holding in?
00:26:11I had a business meeting with Hannah today,
00:26:13and she has basically advised me to say that our investments are not making any profit.
00:26:18The company itself isn't actually doing all too well.
00:26:20So my proposal for next year would be basically...
00:26:27Quite the whirlwind romance you've got there.
00:26:42What's the catch?
00:26:44There's always a catch.
00:26:46Oh, excuse me, I...
00:26:48Rebecca Chen.
00:26:49Social pages.
00:26:50Two days from first meeting to marriage.
00:26:54This must be some kind of record.
00:26:57Though lately I've been more interested in, uh, business deals.
00:27:01Hmm.
00:27:01What would you say?
00:27:04Love at first sight or something more contractual?
00:27:08You know, you should really write romance novels.
00:27:11Seems you have quite the imagination.
00:27:16We'll talk again soon, Mrs. Thorne.
00:27:20I have a feeling there's quite a story here.
00:27:32The Morrison Foundation dinners tonight.
00:27:34Oh, great.
00:27:35Another dinner.
00:27:36It's important.
00:27:37They're all important.
00:27:38It's a part of the deal.
00:27:41They're all a part of the deal.
00:27:43You knew what you were signing up for.
00:27:45Did I?
00:27:49At least Vivian will be there.
00:27:51To talk deals and acquisitions and mergers.
00:27:57Whatever.
00:27:57Nice.
00:28:11Real mature.
00:28:14No, don't.
00:28:16Fuck.
00:28:17Fuck.
00:28:18Okay.
00:28:19Okay, fine.
00:28:21You want to go?
00:28:22No, no.
00:28:23Nope.
00:28:23Nope.
00:28:25No, no, no, no.
00:28:28Okay, can we...
00:28:31Yeah?
00:28:32Yeah?
00:28:33No, no, no.
00:28:33No, no, no, no.
00:28:33Nope, nope, nope, nope.
00:28:35Let go.
00:28:36Nope.
00:28:36No.
00:28:38No.
00:28:38Ah!
00:28:40Oh!
00:29:08yeah
00:29:11so jack's inheritance is all set but he still hasn't signed the papers to commit the proceeds
00:29:22to the morrison deal that's a problem it's the girl isn't it the waitress you and i both know
00:29:31she's been a problem from the start and i thought you had everything under control oh i've done my
00:29:35part that's underway and i thought you'd have your part under control
00:29:40i have everything under control oh really because it doesn't seem like it vivian
00:29:46you know maybe i overestimated your sway over jack you haven't overestimated anything i've just begun
00:29:54i've got it
00:30:05funny how you can always count on the help to answer the door i live here of course you do
00:30:18okay thanks
00:30:20jack darling should we proceed to the study we need to discuss the morrison deal
00:30:27oh we need to discuss the morrison deal
00:30:35vivian
00:30:41remember tokyo that zaki bar
00:30:46i'm married
00:30:48are you now i hadn't noticed
00:30:53you know that feeling when you leave the house and you just feel like you've forgotten something
00:31:03i forgot something
00:31:13maybe you can
00:31:16help me figure it out
00:31:19coffee
00:31:23oh no thank you jack and i have much to catch up on
00:31:29oh and jack doesn't drink coffee
00:31:32do you jack
00:31:34actually i've taken it up recently
00:31:36i guess before me jack never really had coffee how he liked it
00:31:39and he just absolutely laps up
00:31:43every drop
00:31:45of my coffee
00:31:47isn't that right
00:31:50well he makes a great cup of coffee
00:31:52so
00:31:59how's vivian
00:32:02focus on your form
00:32:04you know
00:32:05i was just wondering
00:32:07how long the two of you
00:32:09ancient history
00:32:09that's not what i heard
00:32:12from who
00:32:13around
00:32:14tokyo gets brought up a lot
00:32:17you've been talking to warren
00:32:19you've been talking to vivian
00:32:21that's business
00:32:24everything is business with you isn't it
00:32:27but you know what
00:32:30what's this
00:32:34some pretty big business
00:32:37that you haven't been sharing with me
00:32:40i think vivian wants some of it too
00:32:43but you know what
00:32:45maybe you should just keep your business to yourself
00:32:49sad
00:32:52watch your stance
00:32:54i don't want to be lied to
00:33:00i'm not lying lily
00:33:02don't break my heart
00:33:06i talk to you
00:33:09no
00:33:09no
00:33:10no
00:33:10yeah
00:33:11i don't want to be lied to her
00:33:12leave it to her
00:33:12you
00:33:13yes
00:33:13so
00:33:14I don't know.
00:33:44This guy is so great today.
00:33:45I hate him so much.
00:33:46Please act like you know me.
00:33:47There's someone following me.
00:33:49Oh my God, are you okay?
00:33:50Who's following you?
00:33:53That weirdo?
00:33:59Is he gone?
00:34:01I think he's gone.
00:34:10You sure?
00:34:14You like that?
00:34:22I think your technique could use some more.
00:34:25I got the Dota rise.
00:34:29You sure that wasn't me?
00:34:30I got the Dota rise.
00:35:00I'm sure Jack's brought you up to speed on all of this.
00:35:05Um, actually, I...
00:35:07Tell me, what's your take on blockchain integration?
00:35:10Um, I think...
00:35:14Oh, no comment.
00:35:15How surprising.
00:35:17Excuse me.
00:35:18Oh, great thinking, Lily.
00:35:20All of our drinks could use with a refill.
00:35:22Oh.
00:35:22Love you.
00:35:37Bye.
00:35:43Love you.
00:35:47but this thing isn't going to last forever jack
00:35:55i don't know i mean what choice do you have
00:36:00clock's ticking buddy unless you want to lose this deal forever
00:36:04lunch
00:36:08i was just on my way out
00:36:12think about it jack
00:36:17what was that about nothing just business just business of course
00:36:31lily wait
00:36:32what do you want jack
00:36:47taking you on a holiday
00:37:01what you have time for that
00:37:04a lot of time
00:37:06just us
00:37:08i know what i want
00:37:10oh what about um what about warren and the deal
00:37:17i can wait
00:37:19there she is
00:37:23what
00:37:24that smile
00:37:26it's the one you have when i first laid house on you
00:37:29i'll never forget it
00:37:32you know that i don't just um serve that dish to anyone right
00:37:36really
00:37:37i'm so sorry to interrupt mr thorne i've been told to relay that there's a problem back at the office
00:37:48timeline on the deal has moved up
00:37:50it's safe
00:37:51thank you
00:37:52would you like me to cancel the trip sir
00:37:55yeah
00:37:58you're good
00:38:00who sent the message
00:38:03virgin chase
00:38:05julie i'm sorry
00:38:10don't
00:38:11please
00:38:11it's just
00:38:12it's business yeah
00:38:13i get it
00:38:15well yeah i shouldn't uh
00:38:26just shut up and
00:38:28taste this
00:38:30it's taste of
00:38:40incredible
00:38:40yeah
00:38:41yeah i know
00:38:42jack
00:38:48do you want more
00:38:51um after this one
00:38:53no
00:38:54let the food
00:38:57jack
00:38:58talking about us
00:39:01how long are we going to keep on doing this
00:39:08oh my god
00:39:24what was that
00:39:26any enemies
00:39:35business rivals
00:39:37no one comes to mind
00:39:40security cameras
00:39:42being installed as we speak
00:39:46mrs thorne
00:39:56sorry
00:39:58sorry
00:39:58thought i saw
00:40:01i'm worried
00:40:06you okay
00:40:07yeah
00:40:09thank you
00:40:18this is so insane
00:40:24it's probably just kids
00:40:27kids
00:40:28seriously
00:40:30can you keep your voice down
00:40:32oh
00:40:32sorry
00:40:33what are you afraid
00:40:35that someone's gonna hear
00:40:36about our perfect marriage
00:40:39what are you hiding
00:40:46what are you hiding from me
00:40:47hey
00:40:51hey you know that secret room
00:40:54that you didn't want me to find
00:40:57i found it
00:41:01yeah
00:41:02hey at least it's honest
00:41:09do you want to see it
00:41:14surely
00:41:16most people run
00:41:46i'm not most people
00:41:48so
00:41:52this is what you're into
00:41:56among other things
00:41:59and all of those
00:42:00specific requirements
00:42:04we're meant to scare you off
00:42:06i don't scare you so
00:42:08i'm starting to get that
00:42:10show me
00:42:16you sure
00:42:18are you
00:43:22Lily, wait.
00:43:24Just go.
00:43:26Just go.
00:43:56The way I can explain it.
00:44:02Can you?
00:44:06Guess the business can't wait.
00:44:08This whole thing is...
00:44:19Let me get this straight.
00:44:21You sleep with him, and then you find a note from his ex.
00:44:24That's complicated.
00:44:26When isn't it with you?
00:44:28Look, maybe it's time to admit this whole thing is just a little...
00:44:32What? A mistake?
00:44:33That you were right?
00:44:35Huh?
00:44:35Is that what you want to hear?
00:44:37No.
00:44:37I want you to be happy.
00:44:40And are you?
00:44:41I don't know what I am anymore.
00:44:45I mean, he paid for Mom's operation, so that's cool, but I...
00:44:48I know.
00:44:49And the worst part is I think I might actually be falling for...
00:44:52Lily?
00:44:59Stand back.
00:45:00What?
00:45:00Stand back, Megan.
00:45:01Keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it.
00:45:07Whoa!
00:45:08Wait!
00:45:10Oh!
00:45:12Get out!
00:45:13Get out, motherfucker!
00:45:14Fucker!
00:45:15What?
00:45:15Oh, my God!
00:45:17Fuck you!
00:45:19Come on, let's go.
00:45:26What was that?
00:45:28Lessons with Jack.
00:45:29Jack taught you that?
00:45:31Yeah.
00:45:32Yeah.
00:45:33Dude's getting better by a minute!
00:45:35I know.
00:45:36Oh, man.
00:45:39You okay?
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:43God, things are supposed to be so simple.
00:45:47Now what?
00:45:48Oh.
00:45:49I don't even know what's real anymore.
00:45:52Oh, honey.
00:45:53I'm kidding.
00:45:53I'm kidding.
00:46:01He always keeps the ledger on his desk.
00:46:23Lauren, I've known you since college.
00:46:38How could you?
00:46:39I'll have it in months.
00:46:46Almost a year.
00:46:49I barely knew that anymore.
00:46:51No way, I need to tell you something.
00:47:04I'm all ears.
00:47:06It's about the deal.
00:47:08It's about Warren, Vivian.
00:47:10Well, if it isn't the happy couple.
00:47:13Oh, great.
00:47:14Don't press.
00:47:26These aren't real.
00:47:27We're real.
00:47:28Oh, my sister say they're very real.
00:47:30Story runs in 48 hours.
00:47:33Only this is what I was just about to tell you.
00:47:35I've been set up.
00:47:38Care to comment, Mrs. Thorne?
00:47:40You know, it's funny.
00:47:43I, for a minute, I really believed.
00:47:47Louie, wait.
00:47:50They're not real.
00:47:53Take a talk, Mr. Thorne.
00:48:05Louie, wait.
00:48:08They're not real.
00:48:09You have to believe me.
00:48:11Look, I believed you when you said that this was just a business deal.
00:48:15Like, I believed you when you said that Vivian was just a colleague.
00:48:20Look, I believed that last night actually meant something.
00:48:23It did.
00:48:25Only what happened between us was...
00:48:26The transaction.
00:48:29That's all any of this ever was.
00:48:31That's not true.
00:48:33And you know it.
00:48:34Do I?
00:48:35Because from where I'm standing, you got everything that you wanted.
00:48:41You got a wife when you needed one.
00:48:43And a body when you wanted one.
00:48:45No, wait.
00:48:46That's not it.
00:48:46Tell me I'm wrong.
00:48:48Tell me that there's not something more going on here.
00:48:50With the business deal and your inheritance.
00:48:53Anything more to explain.
00:49:02That's what I thought.
00:49:07You're a terrible person.
00:49:10If you leave now, you violate the contract.
00:49:13You get nothing.
00:49:14I don't care.
00:49:19I never cared about any of that.
00:49:39Hands up.
00:49:40Protect the face.
00:49:41No, don't.
00:49:45Go?
00:49:47Nope.
00:49:56Warren?
00:49:57Finally, look.
00:49:58About the Morrison deal.
00:50:00It's off.
00:50:01What do you mean it's off?
00:50:02All of it.
00:50:04The deal.
00:50:05The inheritance.
00:50:06I don't want any of it.
00:50:07Have you lost your freaking mind?
00:50:09I mean, everything that we've worked for.
00:50:11Actually, I think I've found it.
00:50:16I don't know.
00:50:46You can't just hide here forever.
00:50:51Watch me.
00:51:03Hey.
00:51:05What happened to the girl who would never back down?
00:51:08The one who quit her job because she didn't want to compromise?
00:51:11She played.
00:51:12Did she?
00:51:13Did she?
00:51:13If that's Jack, I'm sure that's just my oxygenarian neighbor who's a total drama queen.
00:51:23Watch.
00:51:25Gladys?
00:51:28Gladys, is that you?
00:51:30Do you need help with your phone?
00:51:31Sir, coffee.
00:51:41Hi.
00:51:42I did some digging around like you asked, sir.
00:51:45You might want to see this.
00:51:51What am I looking at here?
00:51:52Wire transfers, shell companies, all leading back to Mr. Block.
00:51:58More.
00:51:58I knew it.
00:52:00You might want to see these too, sir.
00:52:02They'll illuminate things even more.
00:52:08Son of a bitch.
00:52:10He's trying to steal the inheritance.
00:52:11He sure is.
00:52:13All through a series of cleverly placed shell companies.
00:52:16Although I suspect Ms. Chase's interests are not purely financial.
00:52:33Sir?
00:52:34They're threatening Lily and her sister.
00:52:36Then perhaps it's time we stop playing their game.
00:52:40Give me everything you can about Warren.
00:52:41Every meeting, every call.
00:52:42Already compiled to, I had a feeling we might need this.
00:52:45Sir, what about the inheritance?
00:52:48Some things are worth more than money.
00:53:02I'm calling back, Megan.
00:53:04I'm calling back, Megan.
00:53:12Oh, my God.
00:53:13Fuck.
00:53:13Fuck.
00:53:17Fuck.
00:53:19Fuck.
00:53:32Fuck.
00:53:32Fuck.
00:53:33Fuck.
00:53:33Fuck.
00:53:34I got us under this, I can get us out of this, I can do this, I can do this.
00:54:00Your little cookie's on her way over to save her sister as we speak.
00:54:04And I wouldn't put money on how well that's gonna go.
00:54:08If anything happens to her, that's up to you.
00:54:13Sign the papers.
00:54:14And this all goes away.
00:54:17But those photos of you and me from that reporter suddenly went away.
00:54:25Deepfakes really do hurt everyone involved, don't they?
00:54:29I always knew you were soft.
00:54:30But this, throwing away a billion dollar inheritance for some chef.
00:54:35He's not throwing it away.
00:54:37He's giving it to us.
00:54:39All we need is a signature, Jack.
00:54:43You care too much, Jackie boy.
00:54:46Always have.
00:54:48I think we might need to send a little message.
00:54:53Hmm.
00:54:54Wait.
00:54:55Let me go you psycho.
00:55:00Remember your training.
00:55:01Protect your face.
00:55:05Megan!
00:55:06Let me!
00:55:07Megan!
00:55:08Lenny!
00:55:09Welcome to the party, sweetheart.
00:55:14Let me go, you psycho.
00:55:22Okay, remember your training.
00:55:26Protect your face.
00:55:31Megan!
00:55:32Lenny!
00:55:36Welcome to the party, sweetheart.
00:55:39Come on, please.
00:55:40Come on.
00:55:41Come on.
00:55:44Of course it's a trap.
00:55:49The question is, what are you going to do about it?
00:55:54Lenny!
00:55:58I've traced the video feed to the Starlight Motel, sir.
00:56:01Room 115.
00:56:02Lauren's called the police.
00:56:04Already done, but sir, they're at least 20 minutes out.
00:56:07She doesn't have 20 minutes.
00:56:08No, no, no, no, no.
00:56:17Lauren, she's there.
00:56:19Louie's there.
00:56:24Hold on, Louie.
00:56:25Hold on.
00:56:26Hold on.
00:56:26Leave her alone!
00:56:40Shut up!
00:56:42Get away from my wife.
00:56:44Well, well.
00:56:46A hero arrives.
00:56:49Don't do it, Jackie boy.
00:56:51I'm not some damsel in distress.
00:56:56That's my girl.
00:57:05Oh.
00:57:06I guess it is real love, huh?
00:57:08That's for my sister.
00:57:20You son of a bitch.
00:57:24Louie.
00:57:27Louie.
00:57:28Not everything.
00:57:30The photos.
00:57:31Vivian.
00:57:32Now?
00:57:33Seriously?
00:57:34I love you.
00:57:35Not for any inheritance.
00:57:39Not for any deal.
00:57:40Just, you know.
00:57:45I know.
00:57:54You.
00:57:55Stay right there.
00:57:57Come on.
00:57:57Cover me.
00:57:58Come on.
00:58:05What the hell?
00:58:13This isn't...
00:58:14Possible.
00:58:18And I wouldn't put money on how well that's gonna go.
00:58:20Sign the papers.
00:58:21Deep fakes really do hurt everyone involved.
00:58:24That proves nothing.
00:58:25I think it might prove something.
00:58:27Yeah, and those photos that you planted?
00:58:29Maybe use better AI next time.
00:58:31You can't?
00:58:32Yes, they can.
00:58:33And you two are under arrest.
00:58:37No.
00:58:38Your greatness, Jack, the inheritance, the...
00:58:40Are nothing compared to what I almost lost.
00:58:43You could have had it all, Jack.
00:58:47I do.
00:58:47Yes, thank you.
00:58:56Thanks.
00:59:01Now that's a story.
00:59:06Here to twist the knife?
00:59:08Actually...
00:59:09I'm here to get it right.
00:59:12Where did you...
00:59:13Lawrence sends his regards.
00:59:15It seems your butler is a little armchair investigative journalist.
00:59:20So, no scandal piece?
00:59:22Oh.
00:59:23There's definitely a scandal.
00:59:25But, not the one they wanted me to bite on.
00:59:31That's actually accurate.
00:59:33I'm a reporter.
00:59:35Truth is kind of my thing.
00:59:37Though I must admit, I didn't see the secret martial arts skills coming.
00:59:42Yeah, neither did they.
00:59:43Story runs tomorrow.
00:59:47Catch you on the next scandal.
00:59:56We'll be about the inheritance.
00:59:57You really think that I care about any of that now?
01:00:04Just take me home.
01:00:05Yes, dear.
01:00:17Sun's coming, huh?
01:00:18Must be a new record.
01:00:21It is for me.
01:00:24Any regrets?
01:00:26Only one.
01:00:29That didn't get your chef special sooner.
01:00:31Could have saved us a lot.
01:00:32Oh, yeah.
01:00:34Wow.
01:00:38Excuse me, sir.
01:00:39Miss Chen's article is out.
01:00:41How bad is it?
01:00:43Well, actually, sir, you might want to see it.
01:00:45She's included the last bit you wanted to put in.
01:00:48Okay.
01:00:48Jack Thorne announced plans.
01:01:01In a shocking turn of events, tech entrepreneur Jack Thorne announced his plans to transform
01:01:07his inherited fortune into the city's largest culinary grant program.
01:01:12Surprised?
01:01:13But your inheritance is gone.
01:01:19Well, the inheritance, yeah.
01:01:21But turns out selling a tech company can be quite profitable.
01:01:24You sold the company?
01:01:26Turns out some things are worth more than money.
01:01:27Perfect, Julie and Danny.
01:01:45Keep it thin, okay?
01:01:46Just like that.
01:01:46This looks good on you.
01:02:05And who said there's no such thing as a happily ever after?
01:02:09Suckers.
01:02:10Can I get you your usual, sir?
01:02:13Depends.
01:02:15Did my wife make it?
01:02:16Hmm, the very same wife that you married for business?
01:02:19Best business decision I ever made.
01:02:27Hang on.
01:02:35Voila.
01:02:40You're the best chef in town.
01:02:42You're only saying that because you're contractually obligated.
01:02:47I think that contract expired.
01:02:51Good thing I signed a new one.
01:02:59We are gathered here today.
01:03:01No more business deals this time.
01:03:03Just love.
01:03:05Good.
01:03:05Because I have some terms of my own.
01:03:10First, you have to eat everything I cook.
01:03:14Done.
01:03:16Second, no more locked rooms.
01:03:20Without me in it.
01:03:24Is that all?
01:03:26Third, you have to mean it this time.
01:03:29I met it the first time.
01:03:31Just didn't know you.
01:03:34The rings?
01:03:35Actually.
01:03:41Is that...
01:03:42Something old?
01:03:44Something new?
01:03:45Something borrowed?
01:03:47Something...
01:03:49Not one.
01:03:57For better or worse.
01:04:00For real this time.
01:04:03You make his the bride.
01:04:04So...
01:04:21Are you ready for your honeymoon?
01:04:25What are you...
01:04:27Lauren, tell me back.
01:04:29Mrs. Thorne, are you trying to negotiate new business terms?
01:04:39I don't know.
01:04:41Mr. Thorne.
01:04:44Can you handle them?
01:04:46I thought this wasn't about business anymore.
01:04:50How about you just shut up and kiss your wife?
01:04:53Okay.
01:05:00Oh!
01:05:01Oh!
01:05:10Oh!
01:05:10Ah!
01:05:10Ah!
01:05:12Oh!
01:05:14Ah!
01:05:17Um.
01:05:17Oh.
01:05:18Ah!
01:05:19Seven!
01:05:20Essential!
01:05:20Ah!
01:05:21Um.
01:05:22ILI!
01:05:27Eight!
01:05:28Ah!