Looney Tunes Classic Bugs Bunny vs. Yosemite Sam Compilation Warner Classics
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01:30No, you're Captain!
01:31Oh, no! You're Captain!
01:33I'm Captain, and I say you're Captain!
01:36Captain!
01:37OK, OK, I'm Captain.
01:39Hey, just a minute!
01:43Women and children first, you know.
01:46Help! Help!
01:48Save a poor old lady from a horrible fate!
01:50Here there, take it easy, Grady!
01:52Save me! Save a poor old lady!
01:54Here you go.
01:55Ready?
02:00My baby! My baby! Save my baby!
02:06Here, catch my baby!
02:10Here she comes!
02:18Blast his scuppers! I'll slice his liver out for this!
02:24Hey! What are you doing with them digging tools?
02:27Who, me? Oh, I'm gonna get rich!
02:30I'm gonna dig for buried treasure!
02:32Buried treasure? Give me that map!
02:38Let's see now!
02:39Ten paces northeast from the mist mast!
02:42Now, one, two, three, four, five...
02:45Twenty-seven steps down to the hole!
02:48One, two, three, four...
02:50And five paces to the right and dig at spot marked X!
02:55One, two, three, four, five!
02:59There it is!
03:17Now, where's that swab of hiding at?
03:19I'll blast the fur clean off in his flea-bitten hide!
03:26Hello!
03:27Aha! There you are, you buck-toothed barnacle!
03:31Say your prayers!
03:33Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
03:36Attaboy, Sambo! Give them both barrels!
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05:00RETURN TO THE SHIP
05:02Did you ever have the feeling you was being watched?
05:24I must remember to build myself one of them electric garbage disposals
05:29Well, what do you know? We've got a new garbage can
05:33Oh, I knew I shouldn't have sent ZX-29B
05:45He's the most stupidest robot I've got
05:49Send in the demolition squad
05:51Squad, you know your orders
05:55Now carry them out and destroy that earth creature
05:59Yipe! Spaceman! We've been invaded!
06:15This should take care of them mechanized mobsters
06:18Prepare the indestructible tank
06:39I'll take care of that creature myself
06:43Looks like I'll have to ferret him out with my robot ferret
06:47I knew someday I would find some use for this warsaw plus stuff
06:52Go get him, ferret!
06:57Eh, what's up, Doc?
06:59I'll show you what's up
07:02Come with me or I'll blast you
07:06I'll go with you on one condition
07:10That you don't press this button
07:13Oh, yeah?
07:15Well, no earth robot is going to tell me what button I can press
07:21I'm a pressin'
07:23That doesn't!
07:36Now hear this
07:38Surrender or I'll blast you to kingdom come
07:41Don't fire! Don't fire!
07:44I'm coming out!
07:45I give up!
07:46Oh, hi and mighty potentate
08:03I've brought back an earth creature
08:05Earth creature, step forward
08:09What have you got to say for yourself?
08:16Gee, those earth creatures
08:21Always shooting off their mouths
08:24I wonder if Amos and Andy is on yet
08:28Hey, what's going on here?
08:42Who parked this donut
08:43On top of my house?
08:51Say, this is quite a hunk of aircraft
08:53Hmm, look at that landing gap
08:55Well, I think I'll take the 50 cent tour
09:00Anybody at home?
09:12Wow!
09:13It's the Grand Central Station with wings
09:15And keep reachin' for the ceiling
09:22Till you reach it
09:24Some hot rod
09:42Boy, I wish I could run one of these babies
09:45Contact
09:46Pilot to bombardier
09:55Over, Roger
09:56What's up, Doc?
10:00Okay, Pilot
10:01Take off and make it snappy
10:03But see, I'm not really
10:04I mean, I can't
10:05I mean, what I mean is
10:06Get it going
10:07Or I'll blow your carcass right out
10:09From under your hat
10:10Well, let's see now
10:12Where did they put the starter on this thing?
10:15Hmm
10:15I wonder what this one's for
10:17Well, what do you know?
10:25We're movin'
10:26Are you crazy, idiot, Pilot?
10:56I'll have your license revoked
10:57When the RPM indicator
10:59Has reached maximum revolutions
11:00See illustration mark B, page 3
11:03Great horny toad
11:05Refer to page 5, illustration E
11:12Quick, quick, do somethin'
11:14We're gonna crash
11:15Read faster, Rabbit
11:16Read faster or I'll blast your head off
11:19I refuse to look up any more reference
11:22Because you talk mean to me
11:23Say you're sorry
11:24Oh, no
11:26Okay, you crazy galoot
11:33I'm sorry
11:34Say you're sorry with sugar on it
11:37No, no, never
11:39Okay
11:41I'm sorry with sugar on it
12:00That's better
12:02Much better
12:03I'll see what I can do
12:04I guess that was it
12:12I guess I better radio the authorities
12:14That I'm bringin' the ship back
12:15Bring it back?
12:19Oh, no, you don't
12:21Give me that book
12:22Gladly
12:23Ooh, you clumsy rabbit
12:29I wonder who that could be
12:42Sorry, can't use any today
12:46Try next Wednesday
12:48But, but sire, there is no more money
12:58Your uncle the king has cut off your allowance
13:01You know the penalty for not having the books balanced
13:05Oh, no
13:07Not the nose in the book penalty
13:10Yeah
13:11The nose in the book
13:13We gotta get some money
13:18Ooh
13:19Well, what do you want?
13:21Good evening
13:22My company has selected you
13:24Under no obligation to be the proud owner of legal tender amounting to
13:29We don't want any
13:30One million pounds
13:32A million pounds?
13:35Well, come right in
13:37Welcome to the house of Sam
13:41And so, to make certain that this money be received by a worthy person of mild temperament
13:48The bearer of the document, that's me
13:50Has been authorized to deduct from the total amount any sum he sees fit
13:55Whenever there is any display of temper
13:57In short, whenever you blow your top, you blow some dough
14:01Get it?
14:02Prithy, allow me to be your most humble and mild-tempered host
14:06You like it?
14:17I like it, I like it
14:19Dirty rick of fracking slugger putt
14:22Get out of there!
14:36Come out of there, you bladder spittin'
14:39That's a draper-o
14:41I heard you
14:41That's gonna cost you 400 pounds
14:44Oh
14:45And 35 cillings
14:46Oh
14:47Hey, Doc
14:51What's that song you're playin'?
14:53I like it
14:54Dirty shit, a battle-strammy crat
14:58If this keeps up, I won't have anything left
15:02I'll get rid of him and make it look like an accident
15:06Oh, Mr. Bunny
15:17There's someone at the door for ya
15:19Tell him to come back tomorrow
15:21I'll be here all day
15:23What?
15:24Oh, no you're not
15:25You're comin' out right now
15:27Out, out, out
15:30Yo!
15:30Wreckin' frackin'
15:31Pyracorda
15:32Slaughter
15:33Wreckin'
15:33Pyracorda
15:34Slaughter
15:34Wreckin'
15:35Pyracorda
15:36Slaughter
15:36Okay, Sam, it's all yours
15:42Why, you
15:44Wreckin'
15:44Wreckin'
15:45Pyracorda
15:46Slaughter
15:46Slaughter
15:47Sorry, Smedley, old buddy
16:07You know, I just had to take his place
16:11He's got a wife and six piglets
16:13For shooting down the enemy
16:31And all that kind of jazz
16:33The Iron Cross
16:35Iron Cross?
16:38I'm sick and tired of Iron Crosses
16:41What I want is a long frillow
16:43To make whoopee
16:44Met schnapps
16:45On beautiful foul lines
16:46And if I don't get it
16:48I ain't gonna shoot down
16:50No more planes in flames
16:52Well, what do you know
16:55There's the little wiener schnitzel now
16:58I'll just drop him this little token
17:00Of my esteem
17:01What's this?
17:07Uh, dear Baron
17:09Roses are red
17:10Violets are blue
17:12A leghorn's a chicken
17:13And so are you
17:15Why, that dumb cop
17:18He even spelt Baron with a small B
17:21P.S.
17:24I enclosed a big B in the flowers
17:27Yow
17:32Contact
17:36Come on, plane
17:41Contact
17:42Ooh, you stupid plane
17:46I'll learn you
17:47When I say contact
17:50I mean contact
17:52Whoa, plane
17:56Whoa
17:56I said whoa, plane
17:59Come on, plane
18:00Whoa
18:01Whoa
18:02Whoa
18:03I saw you sneak in there
18:12You yellow levered swine hunt
18:14I'm gonna count to three
18:16And if you don't come out
18:18I'm coming in after you
18:20One
18:21Two
18:23Ooh
18:26The goodest nickel cops
18:29Ach, and strudel
18:30Heggen
18:31Slap
18:31Aha
18:37An unprotected ship
18:40Ship
18:43Ahoy
18:45Surrender
18:47I've got you surrounded
18:49It's Sam the Pirate
18:51It's Pirate Sam
18:53Abandon ship
18:54It's Pirate Sam
18:56It's Pirate Sam
18:58Pirate Sam
19:01Pirate Sam
19:02Big deal
19:03Ahoy there
19:06What's up, Doc?
19:09A rabbit
19:10Surrender, rabbit
19:12I've got you outnumbered
19:14One to one
19:15Surrender
19:16Never heard of the way
19:18So you'll have to try
19:20To take the ship
19:21Now he should know better than that
19:27Blast you rabbit
19:44Two can play that game
19:46Yeah
19:49Oh
19:51Oh
19:51Oh
19:52Oh
19:54Oh
19:58Oh
20:02Oh
20:08Oh
20:09Oh
20:09Zobaczcie siÄ™, rabbit,
20:36bożąc, bożąc,
20:39pożąc!
20:42Retrie!
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22:14Ahoy there!
22:15Enemy a-hoy!
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22:20What's up, Jack?
22:21A rabbit?
22:23Waa-ha-ha-ha!
22:25A rabbit!
22:27Yes.
22:28Ha-hah-ha-ha!
22:29A rabbit.
22:30Just who do you think you are?
22:31Who am I?
22:32I'm Sam Von Schoen.
22:34Oh my, I'm Sam Von Schmam the Hessian, that's who I am, and I've got you outnumbered one-to-one. Surrender or die, rabbit.
22:44Now, just a minute, Von Schmam the Hessian. This happens to be me native soil, and I like it. In fact, I love it.
22:52And no Hessian oppression is gonna put me off on it. Now, just try and take it.
23:00Then prepare to defend yourself, rabbit.
23:06Charge!
23:30Charge!
23:36Charge!
23:38Charge!
23:39Charge!
23:51Yo-ho! Mr. Enemy!
23:59Charge!
24:03Charge!
24:09Charge!
24:10Charge!
24:19Charge!
24:30Retrieve!
24:32You ornery fur-baron rebel! You'll pay for this!
24:45I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
24:58I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
25:16Yosemite Sam!
25:17It's Yosemite Sam!
25:18Yosemite Sam!
25:19Yeah, Yosemite Sam!
25:21The roughest, toughest, he-man,
25:23toughest ombre has ever crossed
25:25a Rio Grande.
25:26And I ain't no mamby-pamby.
25:30Now all of you skunks
25:31clear out of here!
25:40My, weren't there
25:41a lot of skunks in here?
25:53Now be there any living farm
25:55and his aim is to try to tame me?
26:00We'll be there!
26:10I am, mister.
26:12Huh, just like Gary Cooper, huh?
26:30What's up, Doc?
26:31What's up, Doc?
26:33What's up, Doc?
26:34Listen, stranger,
26:36this town ain't big enough
26:37for the two of us.
26:39It ain't?
26:40Eh, pardon me, Mac.
26:49Now is it big enough?
26:50No, still ain't big enough.
26:54And now you're
26:55a-getting out of town.
26:57Oh, no, I ain't.
26:58Oh, yes, you are.
26:59Oh, no, I ain't.
27:01Oh, yes, you are.
27:04Oh, no, I ain't.
27:06All right now,
27:12you wise guy.
27:14Dance!
27:14Dance!
27:30Take it, Sam!
27:32Poor little Maroon.
27:57So trusting.
27:59So naive.
28:00Fifteen men
28:02on a dead man's chest.
28:03Yo, ho, ho,
28:05and a bottle of
28:06Mazel Fash Insider.
28:07Mazel Fash Insider.
28:19Damn.
28:21What's up, Doc?
28:23What's up, Doc?
28:25I ain't no Doc.
28:26I'm a pirate.
28:28Seagull and Sam.
28:29The bloodthirstiest,
28:30shoot-em-firstiest,
28:32doggone worstiest
28:33buccaneer
28:34has ever sailed
28:35a Spanish main.
28:37Now, give me them jewels.
28:39Them's my treasure,
28:40and I'm a-burying them
28:42where no one
28:42will know
28:43where they're at
28:44but me.
28:45Uh-huh.
28:46And me.
28:47What?
28:48Oh, I say your prayers,
28:50varmint.
28:51Dead rabbits
28:51tell no tales.
28:54Now, just a minute, Red.
28:55Ain't you got that wrong?
28:57You mean dead men
28:58tell no tales.
29:00Dead men tell no...
29:02Say, you're right.
29:04Well, doggone it,
29:05I reckon I ain't got
29:06no alternative.
29:08Well, so long,
29:09Captain Kidney.
29:10He-he-he-he-he-he.
29:12Boo!
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29:52Captain Blyde!
29:53Mr. Christian, look at you, disgraced for the Navy.
29:57This is mutiny, Mr. Christian. Uh, mutiny, that is.
30:01A master, Mr. Christian. Uh, bend down the hatches.
30:05Aye-aye, sir.
30:06Mend the mousepre, stole the mizzenmast, jibe the gibboon, hoist the mainsail and lower the tattersail.
30:12Look sharp man, pint the starboard, hatch the laywad, thwart the scuppers and the port poop deck.
30:20What a maroon!
30:30He's in there, he's in there!
30:34He's in there, he's in here!
30:39He's in there, he's in there!
30:42Polly want a cracker?
30:44Polly want a cracker, Polly want a cracker!
30:46Polly want a cracker!
30:48Here you are, sweetheart!
30:52Me and my big mouth!
30:58He's in there, he's in there, he's in there!
31:12Come on down here or I'm coming up after you!
31:22Sorry, elevator's out of order!
31:24I'll throw you a rope!
31:26Blast your scuppers, you barnacle-bitten landlubber! Come down here and fight like a man!
31:32Okay, shorty, catch me! I'm gonna jump! Here I come!
31:36Polly want a cracker!
31:38Polly want a cracker!
31:42Blast your scuppers, you barnacle-bitten landlubber! Come down here and fight like a man!
31:48Okay, shorty, catch me! I'm gonna jump! Here I come!
31:52Here I come!
32:22I'll give you some kind of luck!
32:24I'll be right back!
32:25Let's go!
32:26Let's go!
32:27Let's go!
32:28Let's go!
32:29I'll be right back!
32:32I'll be right back!
32:33And let's do this!
32:34Let's go!
32:35We're right back!
32:37I've got it!
32:38Let's do this!
32:39Just wait!
32:40We're all right!
32:41I've got it!
32:42That's right!
32:44And let's go!
32:45Let's go!
32:46Let's go!