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  • 4 days ago
Random story and scene in my mind
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00:00Let's say you wake up tomorrow and you're a chicken, feathers, beak two legs, low on the food chain, and worst of all, humans love eating you.
00:08How do you survive? First, don't be delicious. That means stay lean, wild, and unfried. Avoid looking like a perfect KFC combo.
00:16Second, go rogue. Escape the farm, hide in the forest, live off bugs and leaves, stay far from humans with aprons.
00:22Third, play dumb or play smart. Some chickens befriend humans, become pets, lay eggs politely, act cute. That might buy you years.
00:31Fourth, form a flock. More eyes, more warning. Start a chicken uprising. Peck your way to freedom.
00:36Fifth, master distraction. If the farmer comes, scream, run in circles, sacrifice a decoy, survival comes first.
00:44So if you're a chicken trying to survive humans, think fast, run faster, and whatever you do, don't taste good.

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