A down-on-his-luck First Nations Archeologist seeking redemption teams up with a group of misfits from the Rez to break | dG1fUmt2aEpoR0lqTjQ
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00:00I'm what you call a traditional archaeologist. All of this land used to be ours, so if you dig,
00:17you're bound to hit something that belongs to our ancestors. Drag your narrow little ass over to the
00:24museum and verify those objects. It is so great to finally meet our liaison with the Makwahat tribe.
00:30The museum is sending our First Nations exhibit to Europe. I thought you hated upper management. I
00:35focused on my career after you abandoned me to pursue your hobby as a bar store. Well, at least
00:39my job doesn't involve letting assholes ship away our sacred objects. I wouldn't accuse others of
00:44selling out our people if I were you. After always doing the right thing, just one slip, and now the
00:50ancestors, they won't let me sleep. Do you remember what you said last night about liberating objects
00:55from the museum? I'm assembling a team. So what are we doing first? Breaking in, getting weapons,
01:00kidnapping and that of security. So far, we got the connections and muscle. My mother was British,
01:05Stephen. My new year old lady, Andy, didn't sound like that. The swiper and the disguise expert.
01:12And our inside woman. Used to work in the museum. They kept me around for my sparkling personality.
01:17We need a techie. Die! Extraterrestrial scum! Now to get us a sugar daddy. Boss, I have Indian.
01:25He even has professional burglary team. And he's real Indian? Like in the movies. Oh my god. You're
01:31gonna try and rob this place. I'll be watching you and you and you and you and you and you. Join me
01:36tonight in viewing these important artifacts one last time. Our target is this set of cases right here,
01:42which are unlocked by specific keys that Joanne will get for us. And while we're stealing the artifacts,
01:47Craig will connect to the server and wipe out the camera footage. I've never really done anything
01:51like that before. We switch the real artifacts for the fakes. We give the fakes to the Russians. Whoa,
01:56whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Show me the artifacts. We get our money and we pop the champagne. Am I the only
02:01one that feels like we're glossing over the whole cheating a Russian mobster? We will not be cheated in.
02:06They are going to be like trapped rats. If you and your team want to live. He's got a gun! Run and hide now!