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00:00My MMA business is a full-time job.
00:03I just thought it'd be cool to come here as an old-school fan.
00:08The problem is there is absolutely nothing cool about Cody Rhodes and his entourage.
00:14Art Anderson is one of my all-time favorites.
00:17But I see him with Cody and it just makes me sad.
00:21Because now he's a guy trying to make a couple dollars sucking up to another guy
00:26who sucks up to the guy.
00:28The man used to be a horseman.
00:32And now he's just a whore.
00:36Which is the perfect segue to Brandy.
00:40And if that's her real name, she's the first Brandy I've ever known that wasn't a stripper.
00:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:48That's not currently a stripper.
00:52Because now she's a wrestler.
00:56Excellent point, Ethan.
00:59But we can't keep coming back here with stripper jokes or they're going to get very old and very tired very quickly.
01:06Kind of like what happened to Brandy the last couple of years.
01:10That brings me to you, Cody.
01:15And I know how hard you tried to make it in this business.
01:18Traveling the world, spilling blood, breaking bones, crashing through tables of fire.
01:25Hell, you even went so far as to tattoo a Transformers logo to your neck that even Mike Tyson makes look stupid.
01:33You never really made it, though, until you cut a backstage deal with Tony Khan man to become his pet project and skip the line over more deserving talent backstage.
01:48AEW fans may be idiots, but even an idiot doesn't like the taste of that shit sandwich you're shoving down their throats.
02:01Who the hell told you tonight was open mic night, you bobble-headed, ugly-ass, less-talented version of Paul Heyman?
02:20What the...
02:21Gloves are off.
02:24I actually prefer Jim Cornette.
02:35But my God, the sound of your voice makes me wish I was back in that Minneapolis street fight, getting my ball stapled to my leg again by Chris Jericho.
02:48Well, at least my fam thinks that's funny, thanks.
02:51But let me ask you a serious question, Dan.
02:56When's the last time you got beat up by a woman and didn't have to pay for it?
03:06Because I'll do you a solid.
03:09I will whoop that ass tonight for free.
03:11Listen, Bambi, I'm sorry, I get my stripper names confused sometimes, Brandy.
03:26I am a black belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
03:29There is not a single soul watching this show that does not want to reach through the camera and slap the taste out of your mouth right now.
03:36And if I'm the lucky man who gets the privilege of doing that, let's go.
03:44Oh, so you're a black belt?
03:47Well, I'm a black bitch.
03:49Let's go.
03:50Wow.
03:51Well, the shoes are caught up.
03:52I'm telling you.
03:53This is not good looking here.
03:55No way.
03:56There's Dustin.
03:57Pepper heads made for bail, Tony.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Dustin's just stepping in.
04:01Man, I want to see.
04:05This is to know what.
04:07Ethan Page.
04:08Chief shot.
04:09From behind on Dustin Rhodes.
04:11Dustin got blindsided there by Ethan Page.
04:17Lambert walks away with a big smile on his face.
04:23Well, I'll tell you, Brandy did not back down at all.
04:25She walked right to the ring with three men, two of them.
04:36Accomplished wrestlers, and of course, in there's Dan Lambert.
04:42Cheers.
04:42Have a wonderful night.
04:44Thanks for being here.
04:44We'll see you next time.
04:49See ya later.
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