The Guard's Royal Rebirth
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00:00:00肥子呀!
00:00:01老夫也是为国分忧!
00:00:03你想保苏与其?
00:00:06那你就来比试对联呐!
00:00:11我当是什么?
00:00:13不就是比对联吗?
00:00:15本宫外号,对穿长!
00:00:18对他你八边左手都不认识!
00:00:20我的太子爷呀!
00:00:24满朝文武!
00:00:26谁不知道你才输学浅!
00:00:28不然不要说对对联了!
00:00:31你恐怕连四都认不全吧!
00:00:36彪儿!
00:00:37文才不是你的优势!
00:00:39你先退下吧!
00:00:42早就在东来国听说堂堂大侠国太子!
00:00:46风流成性!
00:00:48没想到还是个吹牛卖嘴的庸才!
00:00:53美人儿!
00:00:54你还是跟我走吧!
00:00:56嫁给这废物!
00:00:58岂不是鲜花刹牛份上!
00:01:00不!
00:01:01太子殿下才不是你们说的那种庸才!
00:01:06若是不让太子殿下比试!
00:01:08与其请愿以死明治!
00:01:11与其虽未入宫!
00:01:13但已是殿下的人了!
00:01:15与其虽未入宫!
00:01:17大侠是殿下的人了!
00:01:19愿殿下为大侠一血前耻!
00:01:21为大侠一血前耻!
00:01:22不枉于其一片苦血!
00:01:24即是如此!
00:01:26真准了!
00:01:27彪儿!
00:01:28你可要三思而厚颜!
00:01:31就你个废物太子!
00:01:33也配合我对对联!
00:01:34我一提就难死你!
00:01:36听好了!
00:01:37俗话里!
00:01:38花不香鸟不叫!
00:01:40废物太子!
00:01:41可笑可笑!
00:01:42妙!
00:01:43太子殿下!
00:01:44你还是直接认输吧!
00:01:46要是想半天还对不出来!
00:01:48岂不是丢了我大下国的脸吗!
00:01:50谁说我对不出来!
00:01:52听着!
00:01:53半天还对不出来!
00:01:55岂不是丢了我大下国的脸吗!
00:01:57谁说我对不出来!
00:01:58听着!
00:01:59半天还对不出来!
00:02:00岂不是丢了我大下国的脸吗!
00:02:02谁说我对不出来!
00:02:03本宫的下脸是!
00:02:05棋盘上!
00:02:06车无轮!
00:02:07马无江!
00:02:08流氓使臣!
00:02:09低防!
00:02:10低防!
00:02:14卧槽!
00:02:15这都让这废物对上来了!
00:02:18怎么样!
00:02:20功不功成!
00:02:21太子平日放荡!
00:02:23实则满腹才一绝!
00:02:26重来重来!
00:02:27刚才是我大意了!
00:02:29连使臣都这么出耳翻!
00:02:31看来这东来国!
00:02:32是个没有信誉的国家!
00:02:34你!
00:02:35你需要得意!
00:02:36刚才!
00:02:37虾猫碰上死耗子!
00:02:38这次!
00:02:39可就没那么侥幸了!
00:02:41听好了!
00:02:43山河本一体!
00:02:45地河分南北!
00:02:47贵宾这上联似乎另有生意!
00:02:53东来国在南!
00:02:55大夏在北!
00:02:57不分南北!
00:02:59这分明是要吞变我大夏国!
00:03:02大胆东来国使臣!
00:03:04你要带东来国主发动战争吗?
00:03:16张皇帝何必如此!
00:03:17只不过是一个对联嘛!
00:03:19连皇帝都大惊小怪!
00:03:21看来大夏也不过如此!
00:03:24父皇!
00:03:25儿臣为大夏在战!
00:03:27东来使臣!
00:03:28将你的上联再说于本宫!
00:03:31哼!
00:03:32我说一百遍你也对不上来!
00:03:34上联是山河本一体!
00:03:38地河分南北!
00:03:40我的下联是人畜本同源!
00:03:43你不是东西!
00:03:44你!
00:03:45你什么意思!
00:03:46你骂谁不是东西!
00:03:47不过区区对联而已!
00:03:49何必介意大星小怪呢!
00:03:51你侮辱本事!
00:03:53带我返回东来!
00:03:55定将你责罚!
00:03:56你犯我大夏!
00:03:57你觉得你还能回去吗?
00:03:59我还有最后一个对联!
00:04:01听好了!
00:04:02你家坟头我种树!
00:04:05哼!
00:04:06这!
00:04:07这也能叫上联!
00:04:09此乃我东来百年绝对!
00:04:12哼!
00:04:13哼!
00:04:14哼!
00:04:15哼!
00:04:16哼!
00:04:17你为何发笑!
00:04:19我笑你东来国蠢!
00:04:22哼!
00:04:23一百年了!
00:04:24这种对联也无人能对得上!
00:04:26还赌命!
00:04:27哼!
00:04:28这百年绝对!
00:04:30你能对得上!
00:04:32恢复活!
00:04:33儿臣能!
00:04:34一派胡言!
00:04:36你要对得出来!
00:04:37老子看下头来给你当球体!
00:04:39帮你这帘子再给我说一遍!
00:04:41你家坟头我种树!
00:04:43树做棺材给你住!
00:04:45竟然把这绝对对上来了!
00:04:56老夫对了一辈子的对联!
00:04:58居然坏到你小子手里!
00:05:00无名秀义!
00:05:02我早就说过!
00:05:04本宫外号对穿成!
00:05:06来人!
00:05:07拖出去!
00:05:08是!
00:05:09啊!
00:05:11啊!
00:05:12啊!
00:05:13啊!
00:05:14啊!
00:05:15很多人 delegati!
00:05:19太子殿下英才决绝!
00:05:21深藏不漏!
00:05:22张皇尚今日比试是我阅漏!
00:05:26试问殿下敢不敢跟我赌把蛋?
00:05:31玩什么?
00:05:32本宫奉陪到底!
00:05:35跟你比武吧!
00:05:38那是我欺负你!
00:05:39今天咱们就比比力气!
00:05:40殿下,不要重心 consum移呀!
00:05:42比力气!
00:05:43How can you beat him?
00:05:45I don't care about you.
00:05:47Let's go.
00:05:48Let's go.
00:05:57This is a 500 yen.
00:06:00Let's go.
00:06:08This is a secret.
00:06:10This is a secret.
00:06:11This time, the king will be a good one.
00:06:17The king, I'll have you.
00:06:23The king, you're not going to have a good one.
00:06:25I'll have a good one.
00:06:27The king, I'm afraid you'll have a dream.
00:06:29The king, don't worry.
00:06:31This is a good thing.
00:06:33If you don't want to go,
00:06:35you're not going to be able to go.
00:06:37You're not going to be able to go.
00:06:41If you don't want toini,
00:06:45the king will be luck.
00:06:47I just
00:06:52I'm just .
00:06:53I'm not going to be able to resign it.
00:06:57You can public on this mo событи again.
00:07:01I was going to give a rule of the lev toward you.
00:07:04I'm not only if we don't want to move it enough.
00:07:06I don't want to usable Mama's.
00:07:08I'm going to kill her on a decent basis.
00:07:10Oh
00:07:40你啊
00:07:41給我個支點
00:07:42我能撬動整個地球
00:07:47雙主國
00:07:48這一局誰贏啊
00:07:50不行
00:07:51我不服
00:07:52他真是偷心耍滑
00:07:54用奇蹟陰巧
00:07:55不能算數
00:07:56嗯
00:07:57你行你也用啊
00:07:59頭腦簡單四肢發達的東西
00:08:02你
00:08:03放了
00:08:04想動我大夏太子
00:08:05想過我這一關
00:08:07你們
00:08:08大夏的戲演別想要了
00:08:10哎
00:08:11大人
00:08:12大人
00:08:20殿下請用午膳
00:08:24愛妃做的菜都這麼香
00:08:26那人是不是更香
00:08:28殿下開玩笑了
00:08:30快請用膳吧
00:08:31好
00:08:38啊
00:08:39啊
00:08:40啊
00:08:41啊
00:08:42啊
00:08:43殿下输醉
00:08:44這怎麼這麼苦啊
00:08:45實在是宮中只有粗鹽
00:08:48沒有細鹽
00:08:49煮出來有些苦
00:08:50嗯
00:08:51愛妃何罪之友
00:08:53我朝美年
00:08:56也進口不少的細鹽
00:08:58怎麼
00:08:59連宮中的用度都維持不了
00:09:01It's the most important thing.
00:09:04It's the most important thing!
00:09:07How do you get this?
00:09:09Go.
00:09:10Let's go.
00:09:16It's the most important thing.
00:09:31这一些些人们都没有
00:09:34怎么你家有细言
00:09:36东宫就没细言了
00:09:39太子要细言
00:09:41你还好意思问我
00:09:46你配本宫不配吗
00:09:49心里就没个数嘛
00:09:51之前你冒犯了东来国大使
00:09:55东来国一怒之下
00:09:57停止了我大夏所有细言的工艺
00:10:00Now it's only enough to eat this.
00:10:03The king.
00:10:05You should eat.
00:10:07That's how they eat.
00:10:09The king.
00:10:11The king.
00:10:12The king.
00:10:13But it's about the king.
00:10:15I'll have to think about it.
00:10:17It's not a king.
00:10:19They don't want to be able to train.
00:10:21You are not able to train the king.
00:10:25You are not able to train the king.
00:10:27I will be able to train the king.
00:10:59实在是宫中只有粗盐,没有细盐,煮出来有些苦
00:11:03爱妃何罪之有
00:11:06我朝每年也进口不少的细盐
00:11:11怎么,连宫中的用度都维持不了
00:11:15负责采买细盐的是上祝国,是他下的令
00:11:18又是齐太这个老匹夫
00:11:21走,跟本宫找他去
00:11:29还是细盐好吃
00:11:32怎么你家有细盐
00:11:49东宫就没细盐了呢
00:11:51太子要细盐
00:11:54你还好意思问我
00:11:58你配,本宫不配吗
00:12:02心里就没个数吗
00:12:04之前你冒犯了东来国大使
00:12:08东来国一弄之下
00:12:10停止了我大厦所有细盐的工艺
00:12:13现在仅剩下这点细盐
00:12:16殿下,你也配吃
00:12:20那是他们小肚鸡汤说不起
00:12:23殿下息怒
00:12:25这细盐虽小
00:12:26可事关大厦万民生计
00:12:28得赶紧想办法
00:12:30就不是点细盐
00:12:32他们不给本宫自己练
00:12:34笑话
00:12:36你要是能练出细盐
00:12:38老夫,祈愿在宫中学狗叫一天
00:12:43这是你说的
00:12:52可别反悔
00:12:53绝不反悔
00:12:54好
00:12:55那你就等着备好任侯堂学狗叫
00:12:59可殿下,你要是输了
00:13:01不会什么都不做吧
00:13:02本宫要输了
00:13:04自退太子之位
00:13:06来你家做长工
00:13:07好
00:13:08去
00:13:09背好水
00:13:10和粗盐
00:13:11我自有妙计
00:13:13背好水
00:13:15和粗盐
00:13:16我自有妙计
00:13:25殿下
00:13:26这都两个师辰
00:13:28你练没练出来
00:13:30老夫还等着学狗叫
00:13:33你这就迫不及待了
00:13:35你这就迫不及待了
00:13:36与琴
00:13:38蒸蛋的狗眼
00:13:40给本宫看看
00:13:41到底是不是戏言
00:13:42这被你给练出来了
00:13:52这
00:13:54这
00:13:55这到底是怎么练出来的
00:13:59想知道吗
00:14:01先学狗叫
00:14:03这
00:14:05这
00:14:06再怎么说
00:14:08老夫也是朝廷重臣
00:14:11行
00:14:13那你就等着吃粗盐
00:14:15殿下
00:14:17我学
00:14:18我学还不成吗
00:14:33汪
00:14:34听不见
00:14:35汪
00:14:37汪
00:14:39有
00:14:42汪
00:14:43汪
00:14:45汪
00:14:46语
00:14:47汪
00:14:48汪
00:14:49汪
00:14:50汪
00:14:51汪
00:14:52汪
00:14:53汪
00:14:54汪
00:14:55汪
00:14:56汪
00:14:57汪
00:14:58汪
00:14:59汪
00:15:00Thank you very much.
00:15:30I'll go to the first street
00:15:32I'm going to go to the next street
00:15:34The phlegm is getting focused on the left
00:15:36I'll go to the next street
00:15:38I'm going to take a walk
00:15:40I'll take a walk
00:15:42I'll take a walk
00:15:44My mouth is coming
00:15:46He's still coming
00:15:48The way we are eating
00:15:50And I'm going to eat the food
00:15:52How can we eat?
00:15:54I'm going to eat the food
00:15:56What will the food?
00:15:58If you take a walk
00:16:00This is an old thing, isn't it a whole of a horse?
00:16:01It's why this horse is chicken.
00:16:03This horse is a cow.
00:16:04It's a bit side so good,
00:16:05but it's only eating cheese can't eat that.
00:16:09Don't you see that?
00:16:09I'm gonna go ahead and eat this.
00:16:12Let's go.
00:16:12We're going to get the horse ли I got,
00:16:14oh,
00:16:15I'm going to die.
00:16:17Don't you want to or sit for me?
00:16:20You must eat.
00:16:21Here,
00:16:22God,
00:16:23God,
00:16:23I'm going.
00:16:24I don't know what the hell is going to eat.
00:16:29The king is too busy.
00:16:31He's going to beat us like this.
00:16:33Let's go.
00:16:34Let's go.
00:16:35Let's go.
00:16:36Let's go.
00:16:37Let's go.
00:16:38Let's go.
00:16:39Let's go.
00:16:40Let's go.
00:16:41Let's go.
00:16:43Let's go.
00:16:45I'm going to eat豬肉.
00:16:51You have a tough one.
00:16:54You're the king.
00:16:55You're not told.
00:16:57You're now going to kill your girl.
00:16:59You're the king.
00:17:01You're not told the king.
00:17:03Do you have a way to kill the king?
00:17:05Yes, but...
00:17:06What?
00:17:07Do you want to kill the king?
00:17:09You'll do it now.
00:17:11You'll eat the king.
00:17:13Let's try and let's go.
00:17:15The king is英雄.
00:17:17The king is представляющive.
00:17:20Well, I can't eat it.
00:17:22I will use it.
00:17:26For the king, I'll be able to eat so臭.
00:17:32I can't do that.
00:17:34Just help me.
00:17:36I don't want your meal.
00:17:38I'll be able to eat it and I'll be able to eat it.
00:17:41Yes.
00:17:43It's delicious.
00:17:44I can't eat it.
00:17:47I'll be able to eat it.
00:17:49I'm going to let them feed me some money
00:17:52No, you're not going to feed me some money
00:17:56No, don't want to feed me some money
00:18:00That's the key to your skin
00:18:10Let's try to feed me some of the horses
00:18:13It's not for us to eat meat
00:18:15It's for us to eat meat
00:18:17It's not for us to eat
00:18:19I don't know how to eat it, but I don't want to eat it.
00:18:26Oh my god, I don't want to eat it.
00:18:29I don't want to eat it.
00:18:35It's sweet.
00:18:37It's sweet.
00:18:39It's true.
00:18:41Let's try it.
00:18:43Come on.
00:18:44Come on.
00:18:46It's sweet.
00:18:48It's sweet.
00:18:50Let's eat.
00:18:52How are you?
00:18:54Your father, you're not too臭.
00:18:56You're not too臭.
00:18:58You're not too臭.
00:19:00Your father, how much is it?
00:19:02What?
00:19:03I'm not sure.
00:19:10Let's try it.
00:19:12Let's try it.
00:19:14It's delicious.
00:19:16It's delicious.
00:19:18It's delicious.
00:19:20Yes.
00:19:21You should make me make my food.
00:19:24It's not easy.
00:19:26It's easy to make a food.
00:19:28It's easy to do.
00:19:30But it's the most important thing is to eat the meat.
00:19:34It's easy to eat the meat.
00:19:37It's easy to eat the meat.
00:19:40You see he's going to eat the beef
00:19:44The owner decided to cook the beef
00:19:46He's going to eat the beef
00:19:48You will have to train an eat
00:19:50Even if you don't eat the beef
00:19:52And you will have to cook the beef
00:19:54The owner of the beef
00:19:56The owner of the beef
00:20:04The owner of the beef
00:20:06What's that?
00:20:08What?
00:20:09What?
00:20:10I'm going to ask you to make a big game.
00:20:16The name is called the Goodman.
00:20:19I'm going to ask you to tell my name.
00:20:21I'm going to ask you to tell my name.
00:20:25I'm going to ask you to tell my name.
00:20:29I will teach you to tell your name.
00:20:31I'm going to ask you to kill you.
00:20:34I don't want to do these.
00:20:35古人云民以食为田 能够让我大夏子民吃上好吃的猪肉是头等大事
00:20:43现在还是破事吗 养猪天下第一大事
00:20:48殿下恕罪 刚才是末将愚昧 末将愿为养猪失业 赴汤蹈火在所不辞
00:20:56这就对了吗 末将还有一事相求 仅为弓箭老旧站立低下
00:21:02一旦遇有事端 难保殿下安全
00:21:06这也不撞枪口上了吗 我小学就看过朱河连弩的漫画
00:21:12没关系 本宫回营之后 给你亲自制备新的连弩
00:21:17殿下 兵部现在可是不会上驻国管辖
00:21:20若贸然前往 上驻国恐怕会不高兴
00:21:23我管他高兴不高兴啊 这天下都是我张家的
00:21:26一天到晚他在这给我喳喳呼呼喧选选的
00:21:29喳喳选选 走
00:21:31哎 殿下 殿下
00:21:39参见太子殿下 不知急找老臣所为何事啊
00:21:44上驻国日理万机 本宫就有话直说了
00:21:47本宫有一套兵器需要找人助作
00:21:51麻烦上驻国安排一下
00:21:53兵器 兵部都在赶制兵器
00:21:56似乎没有时间做些 中看不中用的东西
00:22:02中看不中用
00:22:04哼 上驻国 你没见过本宫图纸
00:22:08就如此贬低本宫
00:22:10我看 你胆子够大
00:22:12隔行如隔山
00:22:14老臣只是陈说事实
00:22:16至于兵部有无官将愿做太子殿下的兵器
00:22:22烦请赵公公一问便知
00:22:27周见
00:22:28去兵部问一问
00:22:31遵命
00:22:37启禀殿下 兵部那边没有工将愿意做
00:22:40殿下的兴事武器
00:22:45兵部这些奴帅
00:22:47这不是打太子殿下的脸了吗
00:22:51不知者不怪
00:22:54本宮這點氣度還是有的
00:22:57太子殿下有這層覺悟還是要多提升自己
00:23:03老臣告退
00:23:05站住
00:23:07誰說本宮不做的
00:23:09兵部無人願做太子殿下的兵器
00:23:12難道要老臣去拿鐵
00:23:15提醒我了
00:23:17也不是不可以啊
00:23:19你們兵部不是有個叫
00:23:22叫公書班的官將嗎
00:23:25沒錯
00:23:26公書班記憶絕倫
00:23:29卻性驚誇張
00:23:31一旦發現圖紙有什麼不滿意的
00:23:34無論是誰設計他都會破口大罵
00:23:37你去把圖紙拿給公書班看
00:23:41盛聰國
00:23:43只有一次機會
00:23:45老臣已經將圖紙給了公書班
00:23:52老臣已經將圖紙給了公書班
00:23:54如果老臣是他
00:23:56直接扔進爐子裡燒了蒜了
00:23:58大膽
00:23:59大膽
00:24:00無礙
00:24:01你就讓上祖國過過嘴癮
00:24:04不一會兒啊
00:24:06他就要打臉咯
00:24:07他就要打臉咯
00:24:08我倒是期待得很啊
00:24:10不過是打老臣的臉
00:24:13還是打太子殿下的臉
00:24:15哼
00:24:16還說不準呢
00:24:17這公書班若是真有本事
00:24:21定會被本宮的圖紙所折服
00:24:25哼哼
00:24:26自信是好事
00:24:28我奉勸殿下
00:24:30啊
00:24:31不要盲目的自信啊
00:24:33哼哼
00:24:34哼哼
00:24:35哼哼
00:24:36哼哼
00:24:37哼哼
00:24:38這神奴要是做出來
00:24:40定是鄧國神器啊
00:24:42大膽奴才
00:24:43擅闖東宮禁地
00:24:45說
00:24:46你是受何人支持
00:24:48哼哼
00:24:49哼哼
00:24:50哼哼
00:24:51哼哼
00:24:52哼哼
00:24:53哼哼
00:24:54哼
00:24:55哼
00:24:56哼
00:24:57哼哼
00:24:58哼哼
00:24:59哼哼哼
00:25:00哼哼
00:25:01你也一想看
00:25:03跟太子殿下說說
00:25:05這東西
00:25:06是個什麼玩意兒啊
00:25:08我從未見過如此天才的社稷
00:25:11這要是做出來
00:25:13肯定是威武四海的神器啊
00:25:16你沒看錯吧
00:25:18你再好好看看
00:25:22屬下做了一輩子武器
00:25:24絕不會看奏順
00:25:25哼哼
00:25:26寶貝
00:25:26怎麼可能
00:25:28太子殿下怎么可能有如此才智
00:25:32好
00:25:34公书班算你有眼光
00:25:38公书班听令
00:25:40曹明在
00:25:41命你三日内造出神弩
00:25:45本宫要亲自上城大下皇帝
00:25:48不得有误
00:25:50曹明遵旨
00:25:52不行
00:25:56不能让太子在身上面前得逞
00:25:59不说不说
00:26:10而且上诸国
00:26:13还未请示太子就走
00:26:16这不太好吗
00:26:17请示他
00:26:19你打算在这位一辈子说
00:26:21你还想不想身太子之位了
00:26:24我想 我当然想
00:26:26好
00:26:27想
00:26:28那就跟我走
00:26:29走
00:26:37殿下
00:26:38奴婢看了公书班疯疯癫癫的
00:26:40能做出你想要的神奴吗
00:26:44这人不可貌相
00:26:45公书班是我大下第一能工巧匠
00:26:49若他都做不出来
00:26:51那这世上
00:26:52就无人能做得出来了
00:26:53殿下圣明啊
00:26:55那咱就
00:26:56静候佳音
00:26:58不必等了
00:27:00乖乖认输就行了
00:27:02九弟啊
00:27:03你不再锦衣卫好好地养猪
00:27:06怎么回来了
00:27:08本殿下身为皇子
00:27:10只要过了家盘问期
00:27:12自然可以随意出入
00:27:14倒是皇兄你
00:27:16整天捣过那些没用的破兵器
00:27:18还不如去养猪
00:27:20行
00:27:21这多日不见又长本事了
00:27:24我看是圣主国给你出了什么馊主意吧
00:27:28哼
00:27:29上司是我和老师大义
00:27:32才被你有即可乘
00:27:34你看着
00:27:35今天
00:27:36我断不会让你在父皇面前抢去风头
00:27:39嗯
00:27:40好
00:27:41咱们走着瞧
00:27:44咱们走着瞧
00:27:45咱们走着瞧
00:27:46咱们走着瞧
00:27:47咱们走着瞧
00:27:48咱们走着瞧
00:27:49咱们走着瞧
00:27:50咱们走着瞧
00:27:51咱们走着瞧
00:27:52咱们走着瞧
00:27:53咱们走着瞧
00:27:54咱们走着瞧
00:27:55咱们走着瞧
00:27:56咱们走着瞧
00:27:57咱们走着瞧
00:27:58咱们走着瞧
00:27:59咱们走着瞧
00:28:00咱们走着瞧
00:28:01咱们走着瞧
00:28:02咱们走着瞧
00:28:03咱们走着瞧
00:28:04咱们走着瞧
00:28:05咱们走着瞧
00:28:06这些都是九殿下允文
00:28:29Oh my god.
00:28:58这也是九殿下设计的 上到九十九 下到刚会走 都可以拿起它攻击沙体 我大夏由此镇国神器 我们何惧东来国外敌
00:29:13云文 你发明了这个弹弓 这个镇国神器 要什么赏赐啊
00:29:21谢父皇夸奖 都是儿臣应该做的 这非要赏赐的话 儿臣想
00:29:34陛下 兵部官将功书班 献上镇国神器 诸葛连祖有他在 可把我大夏万事积业
00:29:44诸葛连祖
00:29:47与这个弹弓比 熟强熟弱
00:29:52公书班说 在诸葛连弩面前
00:29:56弹弓就像孩童的玩物一般
00:29:59云文 这个诸葛连弩也是你研制的吗
00:30:04这么厉害的兵器 怎么可能是我设计的
00:30:11不过这的确是个露脸的好机会
00:30:15太子的兵器真做出来
00:30:18不得让他在皇上面前抢了风头
00:30:21这诸葛连弩也是九殿下设计的
00:30:26云文
00:30:27既是你研制的 就给朕掩尸一下
00:30:32展示啊
00:30:34不是你研制的
00:30:36自然是儿臣发明的
00:30:38儿臣怎敢欺骗父皇
00:30:40反射
00:30:55对
00:30:57陛下
00:30:58九殿下设计的神器
00:31:01诸葛连弩正反都可以设计
00:31:04真乃是镇国神器啊
00:31:07好啊 云文
00:31:10你有如此的才智
00:31:12使父王大开眼界啊
00:31:15彪儿
00:31:17王后啊
00:31:18跟诸葛连弩
00:31:19跟语文学学
00:31:26父王
00:31:27这学习嘛
00:31:28还是要看天分的
00:31:30这儿臣以为这太子之位
00:31:34还是能者拒之吧
00:31:37父皇
00:31:38九弟这种小肚鸡肠的手段
00:31:41儿臣可学不来
00:31:43哈哈
00:31:44少兄
00:31:45你这话什么意思啊
00:31:47你聋吗
00:31:48你贸任我发明的诸葛连弩
00:31:51在父皇面前邀功
00:31:53我不管你是受谁指示
00:31:56都是臭不要脸
00:31:58这让皇上知道是太子设计的
00:32:00那我和九皇子都是欺精之岁
00:32:03不行
00:32:04打死也不承认
00:32:05殿下
00:32:06这诸葛连弩分明是允文殿下设计的
00:32:10托老臣命兵部改制的
00:32:13怎么
00:32:14又成了您发明的了呢
00:32:17对啊
00:32:18好兄
00:32:19你平日里独断专权就罢了
00:32:22这怎么这等小事
00:32:24还为难臣弟呢
00:32:26冰儿
00:32:27这
00:32:28到底是怎么回事啊
00:32:31你如果不说实话
00:32:33朕就罢去你的太子之位
00:32:37兵父皇
00:32:39儿臣并没有撒谎
00:32:41这诸葛连弩是儿臣发明的
00:32:43若您要消去儿臣的太子之位
00:32:45消便是吧
00:32:47来人呢
00:32:48在
00:32:49在
00:32:50太子张彪
00:32:52目无君父
00:32:53欺君往上
00:32:55给我拖出去
00:32:56重打五十大板
00:33:04谢父皇替儿臣申冤
00:33:07陛下
00:33:09怎乃是万古明君啊
00:33:11微臣奏请
00:33:12现在
00:33:13就削去张彪太子之位
00:33:18父皇
00:33:19你糊涂啊
00:33:21大胆张彪
00:33:22死到临头了
00:33:24你还敢侮辱肾上
00:33:26我看你是活腻了
00:33:28父皇要学取我太子之位
00:33:30岂不是随了小人的意
00:33:32诸葛连弩是谁发明的
00:33:34叫来制责他的人一问便知
00:33:36好
00:33:37父皇
00:33:38父皇
00:33:39再给你最后一次机会
00:33:42草民公书班
00:33:43叩见皇上
00:33:44先问你
00:33:45这个
00:33:46诸葛连弩是谁设计的
00:33:49就说是九殿下设计的
00:33:51这分明是太子殿下画的图纸啊
00:33:53这分明是太子殿下画的图纸啊
00:33:55叫你怎么说
00:33:56你就怎么说
00:33:57还想不想活了
00:33:58上诸葛
00:33:59你们在下面窃窃私语
00:34:00是何事啊
00:34:01陛下
00:34:02臣
00:34:03在嘱咐他一定要如实的讲来
00:34:06陛下
00:34:07草民真的不知道
00:34:08是谁设计出来的
00:34:09草民只是按其他人的
00:34:10命令行事
00:34:11陛下
00:34:12老臣不敢贪功
00:34:13设计图纸
00:34:14正是九殿下设计
00:34:16大陛下
00:34:17老臣不敢贪功
00:34:18设计图纸
00:34:19正是九殿下设计
00:34:20大陛下
00:34:21老臣不敢贪功
00:34:22设计图纸
00:34:23正是九殿下设计
00:34:24大陛下
00:34:25老臣不敢贪功
00:34:26设计图纸
00:34:27正是九殿下设计
00:34:29大胆张标
00:34:32还有何话可讲
00:34:33恩
00:34:39父皇
00:34:40巧颜亮色的分明是他们
00:34:42诸葛连弩的确是儿臣设计的
00:34:44儿臣可自正清白
00:34:46哎呀
00:34:47知错能改善莫大言
00:34:50臣弟不怪皇兄
00:34:52切莫争辩了
00:34:54老九
00:34:56既然你说这连弩是你做的
00:34:58那你可知道
00:34:59有一道致命的缺陷
00:35:00哈哈哈哈
00:35:01笑话
00:35:02我这连弩精妙绝伦
00:35:03哪有什么缺陷
00:35:04这连弩还真有缺陷
00:35:05大胆讲来
00:35:06朕舍你无罪
00:35:07谢陛下
00:35:08这连弩劲道巨大
00:35:09一般的牛金蟹十个都用不到
00:35:10草民也没法破解
00:35:11老九
00:35:12既然说是你做的
00:35:13这连弩是你做的
00:35:14那你可知道
00:35:15有一道致命的缺陷
00:35:16哈哈哈哈
00:35:17笑话
00:35:18我这连弩精妙绝伦
00:35:19哪有什么缺陷
00:35:20这连弩还真有缺陷
00:35:21这连弩的缺陷
00:35:22这连弩的缺陷
00:35:23这连弩也没法破解
00:35:24老九
00:35:25既然说是你设计的
00:35:28那你说
00:35:30该如何改进
00:35:31呃
00:35:32这
00:35:33呃
00:35:34这
00:35:35呃
00:35:36你们
00:35:37还不速速讲来
00:35:38呃
00:35:39这
00:35:40哎呀
00:35:41父皇
00:35:42这儿臣的确暂时想不出办法
00:35:44但
00:35:45但也不能代表
00:35:46这连弩不事
00:35:47二臣设计的呀
00:35:48装不下去就别装了
00:35:49父皇
00:35:50单用着牛筋确实不行
00:35:51若牛筋和蛇皮
00:35:52加在一起做成功弦
00:35:53使用次数
00:35:54可达上百上千次
00:35:55你胡说
00:35:56怎么可能
00:35:57你胡说
00:35:58怎么可能
00:35:59你胡说
00:36:00你胡说
00:36:01你胡说
00:36:02你胡说
00:36:03你胡说
00:36:04你胡说
00:36:05你胡说
00:36:06你胡说
00:36:07你胡说
00:36:17哦
00:36:19你胡说
00:36:20你胡说
00:36:21你胡说
00:36:22你胡说
00:36:23你胡说
00:36:24嗯
00:36:25一极
00:36:26你胡说
00:36:27那
00:36:28有 定
00:36:29你胡说
00:36:30没
00:36:30懂
00:36:31像
00:36:32一干
00:36:33啊
00:36:35好
00:36:36可以
00:36:38而且
00:36:38我很
00:36:41对
00:36:43grounded
00:36:44我
00:36:45跟
00:36:46我
00:36:46I am so glad to have the power of the king.
00:36:48It's a great honor to be here.
00:36:50President Obama,
00:36:52what is this?
00:36:54Lord,
00:36:55this is the king of the king of the king.
00:36:57It is a great honor to be here.
00:37:00Did you say this?
00:37:03What is this?
00:37:06I thought this is a great honor to be here.
00:37:09I am not going to be here.
00:37:11I am not going to be here.
00:37:13I don't know what to do.
00:37:15上诸国,你来给朕解释解释。
00:37:20老朕也是老眼昏花,记忆也衰退了。
00:37:28好啊,既然你老了,那兵部的事情就让彪儿代替吧。
00:37:35这可是皇上圣兵。
00:37:44父皇,儿臣设计了这么多,这太子就凭着一件兵器就执掌兵部。
00:37:52儿臣,儿臣不服。
00:37:59你还有脸说?
00:38:01父皇,老九制作的这些兵器,那不是镇国的武器,那是王国的祸害。
00:38:09父皇,父皇,儿臣一片赤胆中心,怎么可能做王国的祸害?
00:38:15你切莫听他换一朝语。
00:38:17两军作战,短兵相间。
00:38:19近距离作战,应以批砍刺探视武器为最优。
00:38:24你们这些武器,都是江湖上流传的暗器,怎么能做镇国的神器呢?
00:38:32嗯,有道理啊。
00:38:34就定。
00:38:36本宫不止你为何恬不知耻的要打下生产这样的武器。
00:38:40但这些,不是王国的祸害,是什么?
00:38:44父皇,父皇,儿臣怎么可能有反骨啊?
00:38:49这分明,分别是太子殿下。
00:38:52他被排除一起,打压儿臣。
00:38:55请父皇,为儿臣做主啊,父皇。
00:38:58你这个逆子,把他贬为庶民。
00:39:05不可啊,皇上。
00:39:06就这些啊,他也是好心办了错事。
00:39:09他也是一起为我们大下着想啊。
00:39:12那就贬为郡王,一个月,以关后下。
00:39:16父皇,儿臣冤枉啊,父皇。
00:39:19嗯。
00:39:22老师,老师。
00:39:24啊。
00:39:27阿洋。
00:39:32啊,母亲。
00:39:33我,父皇都会以为你对 gäller。
00:39:38老九啊。
00:39:39管好自己的舌头,别什么事儿都往自己身上拦。
00:39:42了。
00:39:44皇兄,你,你帮我向父皇求求行。
00:39:48皇兄,我以后绝对不该跟你作对了。
00:39:50车要撞墙了,你才知道拐弯是不是晚了点。
00:39:53皇兄。
00:39:56Oh, but the king wants me to be the king.
00:40:00If you want to be a month, you won't lose.
00:40:02I think it would be good.
00:40:04At least it would be good for you.
00:40:10Go.
00:40:12The king is so powerful.
00:40:14He really designed the king of the king.
00:40:18Thank you very much.
00:40:48What's the truth?
00:40:50It's a good trick!
00:40:51It's a good trick!
00:40:53It's a good trick!
00:40:54Can you do it?
00:40:56It's a good trick!
00:40:58Thank God you are welcome!
00:41:00Please!
00:41:01I don't want my father to be able to escape!
00:41:18別哭了
00:41:22老師
00:41:24那太子欺人太甚
00:41:26這往後我還怎麼再孤入形式
00:41:31張文彪
00:41:32你不仁
00:41:33就別怪我 不一
00:41:38四顆白狼何在
00:41:43書家在
00:41:44明日命你
00:41:46前往東宮
00:41:48You can't see me.
00:41:50I'm not sure.
00:41:52I'm not sure.
00:41:54I'm not sure.
00:41:56I'm not sure.
00:41:58I'm not sure.
00:42:06It's a little bit.
00:42:08I'm not sure.
00:42:10I'm sure you're not sure.
00:42:12I'm not sure.
00:42:14You are not the one who is the one who comes to me.
00:42:17This is the one who is the one who comes to me.
00:42:18The father said that you can't see it.
00:42:20It's the one who comes to the temple in the temple.
00:42:23This is the one who comes to work.
00:42:25I'm not the one who comes to the temple.
00:42:26It's just the temple.
00:42:28What did you say?
00:42:30This is what I said.
00:42:32If it's a hunting hunter who doesn't care,
00:42:34it's not fair to us.
00:42:37Oh, right.
00:42:38I'm going to go ahead.
00:42:39This is a place to go.
00:42:41I can't be spoken.
00:42:43I'm going to kill you.
00:42:54Don't worry about it.
00:42:56He's going to kill you.
00:43:00Okay, let's go.
00:43:02I need to rest.
00:43:05Yes.
00:43:13Oh my god
00:43:15Oh my god
00:43:16Aten
00:43:27I took an eye to the third
00:43:29Hello
00:43:30What kind of crime?
00:43:31Who is this?
00:43:32I am例
00:43:34Probably not.
00:43:35Then you take me to the master
00:43:36You're too shy of me
00:43:37I'm sorry.
00:43:39You're not sure you're a person.
00:43:41I know you're a person.
00:43:43You're not sure you're a person.
00:43:45I know you're a person.
00:43:47You're a person.
00:43:49You're not hurt.
00:43:51I'm not hurt.
00:43:53I'm not hurt.
00:43:55You're a person.
00:43:57I'll get to the door.
00:43:59Let me see.
00:44:01This is the end of the day.
00:44:03I'm not hurt.
00:44:07I'm sorry.
00:44:09That's a lot.
00:44:11Not Hell.
00:44:13Not Hell.
00:44:15He's not a person.
00:44:17I don't think he is.
00:44:19No way.
00:44:21Nothing.
00:44:23No way.
00:44:25Oh my God.
00:44:27I don't think he was like I am.
00:44:35Oh yes.
00:44:37You know, it's our刺客.
00:44:39That's how we can do it.
00:44:41Hey!
00:44:42You have a way!
00:44:43What?
00:44:44What?
00:44:45That's what we have done.
00:44:47If he's dead,
00:44:49he will kill us.
00:44:51He will kill us.
00:44:52He will kill us.
00:44:56And yet,
00:44:57I've already contacted
00:44:59东莱国使臣,
00:45:00二度进攻.
00:45:01He's dead.
00:45:02He's dead.
00:45:03He's dead.
00:45:04Oh,
00:45:06东莱使臣上次被太子羞辱,
00:45:09这回,
00:45:10定能替我们报仇.
00:45:12I said you,
00:45:14今后行事低调点,
00:45:17少去骚惹太子,
00:45:20出了乱子,
00:45:22还不是老夫去替你开屁股,
00:45:25我的九郡王?
00:45:27是啊,
00:45:28老师。
00:45:30本宫是东莱国长公主,
00:45:33他父皇之命,
00:45:34来与太子殿下赌把大的。
00:45:36怎么?
00:45:38上次没玩够,
00:45:40这次公主亲自前来,
00:45:43要赌什么大的?
00:45:45上次是我东莱用人诗策,
00:45:48听信庸人蛊惑。
00:45:50这次七日之后,
00:45:51我东莱将出动文武高手,
00:45:53与大夏对决。
00:45:56若我们东莱胜两场,
00:45:58大夏割让两成。
00:46:00若大夏胜,
00:46:02那我们东莱年年进贡,
00:46:05碎碎成臣。
00:46:06殿下,
00:46:07末将查明,
00:46:08东莱国铁骑已兵临城下。
00:46:11不乎是为了防 seeing fear
00:46:14出品。
00:46:16把握围绕阴抺的飞给铁骑已兵。
00:46:19那么均匀兵,
00:46:20这次出品还也等اه语判铁骑。
00:46:21正是獄区团骑把握。
00:46:22谁感到皇上武之后我无法认识。
00:46:23真是假导啊,
00:46:24和我救握。
00:46:25家 bomoth,
00:46:26我 también围尊硬带的ヴidentified said he cursed when Gut made him camerasiran!
00:46:27也不足为惧啊
00:46:29难得你夸赞本宫
00:46:31好
00:46:32这个赌约本宫答应
00:46:35不过要加少
00:46:38太子殿下但说无妨
00:46:40若东来国输了
00:46:42公主留下
00:46:43做本宫的暖床小妾
00:46:47怎么
00:46:50公主不敢
00:46:52反正你们也赢不了
00:46:54好
00:46:55那么本宫就答应
00:46:57等等
00:46:58既然太子殿下加了一条
00:47:00我东来公主也要加一条
00:47:03若大夏输了
00:47:05太子殿下随我回东来做奴婢
00:47:08大胆
00:47:09我大夏太子岂能亵渎
00:47:12苏将军不必虚拟
00:47:14没有赌约焉成赌局
00:47:17本宫答应你便是
00:47:19好
00:47:20大夏太子果然有歌姬
00:47:23咱们七日后见
00:47:25告辞
00:47:26殿下
00:47:27东来国上次经殿受辱
00:47:30这次比试来势汹汹
00:47:32境外又有百万铁骑逼近
00:47:35你怎么就这么轻易答应了他
00:47:39路死谁手
00:47:40还不一定呢
00:47:42那老臣就提前祝贺太子
00:47:45七开得胜
00:47:47是苏将军
00:47:49在
00:47:50你速速派人去边关镇守
00:47:53看这场比试
00:47:54谁敢捣乱
00:47:56天下
00:47:57此次比试
00:47:58对你来说可是个大好的机会呀
00:48:02学生不明
00:48:03请老师赐教
00:48:04学生不明
00:48:05请老师赐教
00:48:06学生不明
00:48:07学生不明
00:48:08请老师赐教
00:48:09学生不明
00:48:10学生不明
00:48:11学生不明
00:48:12学生不明
00:48:13学生不明
00:48:14学生不明
00:48:15学生不明
00:48:17学生不明
00:48:18学生不明
00:48:19学生不明
00:48:20学生不明
00:48:21学生不明
00:48:22学生不明
00:48:23学生不明
00:48:24学生不明
00:48:25学生不明
00:48:26学生不明
00:48:27学生不明
00:48:28学生不明
00:48:29学生不明
00:48:30学生不明
00:48:31学生不明
00:48:32学生不明
00:48:33学生不明
00:48:34学生不明
00:48:35学生不明
00:48:36学生不明
00:48:37学生不明
00:48:38学生不明
00:48:39学生不明
00:48:40学生不明
00:48:41学生不明
00:48:42学生不明
00:48:43学生不明
00:48:44Who is the real king of皇位?
00:48:47Of course
00:48:50But if I won't win the match
00:49:07The following, according to your journal, I have already done it
00:49:10Oh
00:49:12Well
00:49:14You see
00:49:16This is for you to be prepared for yourself
00:49:18Come on
00:49:19Come on
00:49:20Come on
00:49:21What is this?
00:49:23Why are you so curious?
00:49:26This is called the
00:49:28This is a
00:49:30This is a
00:49:32This is a
00:49:34This is a
00:49:35This
00:49:36This
00:49:37This
00:49:38This
00:49:40The
00:49:41This
00:49:42This
00:49:43Wow
00:49:44This
00:49:45This
00:49:47How
00:49:49The
00:49:51You
00:49:52We
00:49:53Go
00:49:54Now
00:49:55To
00:49:56This
00:49:57right
00:49:58One
00:50:00A
00:50:01What
00:50:03Time
00:50:04I love you so much.
00:50:12The camera's not good, how it's not good.
00:50:15The camera's still alive.
00:50:22The man's shape looks like this.
00:50:25And the other woman, the world.
00:50:27It's bad.
00:50:29It's so funny.
00:50:34I don't know what to do.
00:50:36I don't know what to do.
00:50:38He's not a little girl.
00:50:40You're not a little girl.
00:50:42You're not a girl.
00:50:44I don't think I'll be a good at it.
00:50:46Let's go.
00:50:48Let's go.
00:50:50This is a girl.
00:50:52This is a girl.
00:50:54My name is a girl.
00:50:56You're not a girl.
00:50:58Even if she is a girl.
00:51:00It's not like that.
00:51:04She �els.
00:51:06Your pani.
00:51:08You're not a girl.
00:51:10This is a girl.
00:51:12It's not like a girl.
00:51:14It's not an animal.
00:51:16She's a girl.
00:51:18She's already a girl.
00:51:20She's ready to invest,
00:51:22her biggest role in being bisexual.
00:51:24You're so great for this company.
00:51:26She's already agreed to use this company.
00:51:28I can't wait for her I give a look.
00:51:32No!
00:51:33I'll see you again!
00:51:35I'll see you again!
00:51:37I'll see you again!
00:51:39I've got a lot of weapons!
00:51:41I'll see you again!
00:51:43What?
00:51:45I'll see you again!
00:51:47You're afraid of them?
00:51:49This is the Japanese sword of the army.
00:51:55The sword of the king is the king of the�林.
00:51:59How many people have?
00:52:01回殿下近千人
00:52:04好 挑出一百个精兵强将
00:52:07让他们都配上这马来剑和明光铠甲
00:52:10还有咱们的诸葛连弩
00:52:12那这些加在一起战斗力会是多少
00:52:16马来剑消体如泥
00:52:19明光铠甲坚不可摧
00:52:22再加上诸葛连弩
00:52:23抵挡上万战队不成问题
00:52:26好 日后本宫再教他们
00:52:30三三制和三猛制的战术
00:52:33杀他个骗奖不留
00:52:36三三制三猛战术是什么
00:52:39这个你不需要知道
00:52:41你只要知道它是很厉害的战术就可以
00:52:44想当年我们大厦就用这一套战术
00:52:47抵挡日口数百万的侵略兵
00:52:50怎么样 厉不厉害
00:52:52厉害 厉害
00:52:55可殿下
00:52:57洞来国不止武力超群
00:52:59文学方面也是造诣颇深的
00:53:04殿下能写出千古绝句黄鹤楼
00:53:07还会畏惧他小小东来文是不成
00:53:11安妃过奖了
00:53:13本宫不单会黄鹤楼
00:53:15还会唐诗三百首和宋词三百首
00:53:18到时候我还就不信了
00:53:20他们能写得过我
00:53:22这两本书
00:53:24陈介套是闻所未闻
00:53:26想学
00:53:28本宫晚上交给你啊
00:53:30小剑总
00:53:42东来国最近几次三番挑衅比试
00:53:48是不是有什么阴谋诡计啊
00:53:51朕有所担心
00:53:53陛下放心
00:53:55太子殿下已通知了大夏文臣武将助阵
00:53:59定会丢我大国脸面
00:54:01好
00:54:03对了
00:54:05这彪儿最近在干什么呢
00:54:07在
00:54:09在设计巴黎世界女装
00:54:13什么
00:54:15巴黎世界是个什么东西啊
00:54:17陛下稍等
00:54:19这就是巴黎世界高端定制女装
00:54:23陛下您看
00:54:25这就是巴黎世界高端定制女装
00:54:27陛下您看
00:54:29您看
00:54:31这叫
00:54:33丝袜
00:54:35这种东西
00:54:37如果穿在我大夏臣民身上
00:54:39简直有伤风化
00:54:41成何体统
00:54:43陛下息怒
00:54:45太子殿下
00:54:47兴许另有安排
00:54:49安排个屁
00:54:51你去通知齐太
00:54:53再叫上允闻
00:54:55一起比试
00:54:57奴婢遵命
00:54:59奴婢遵命
00:55:05这个账标
00:55:07倘若大夏输了
00:55:09朕定要治他死罪
00:55:11皇帝陛下
00:55:17今日我们先行文斗
00:55:19规矩由我东来定
00:55:21若东来获胜
00:55:22大夏俯首称臣
00:55:23若大夏胜
00:55:25东来归入也大夏
00:55:27陛下意下如何呀
00:55:28君无戏言
00:55:29朕当然同意
00:55:31此前我东来国来时
00:55:33太子殿下出尽风头
00:55:35这次恐怕要成圣追击了吧
00:55:37不
00:55:39今日先由我允儿出战
00:55:41九殿下招允闻
00:55:43本殿才输血浅
00:55:45却没想到名声都传到东来国去了
00:55:47实在惭愧
00:55:49惭愧呀
00:55:51九殿下文武双全
00:55:55身名雀起
00:55:57数多的王死当中
00:55:59确实是数得上的投名
00:56:03公主若是害怕了
00:56:05不妨现在投降也来得及
00:56:07谁说东来要投降
00:56:09师姓李大白
00:56:15草民李大白
00:56:17拜见大夏皇帝陛下
00:56:19这位就是今日文童
00:56:21我们东来选手
00:56:23师仙李大白
00:56:25这位就是今日文童
00:56:27我们东来选手
00:56:29师仙李大白
00:56:31这里大白是我们天下无双
00:56:33是我的陛生母乡
00:56:35与您比试诗文
00:56:37属实是大白欺负人了
00:56:39不如今日
00:56:41我们来比试对联
00:56:43如何呀
00:56:45当前还劝我投降
00:56:47现在怎么自己反倒怕了呢
00:56:49云文
00:56:51问你话呢
00:56:53还不速速答复
00:56:55我 儿臣
00:56:57父皇
00:56:59儿臣无能 甘愿认输
00:57:01李大白沉迷已久
00:57:03实在是欺负人
00:57:05若换作武斗
00:57:07云文殿下定能扳回一局
00:57:09未战就降
00:57:11岂不如我大夏威名
00:57:13上诸国
00:57:15上诸国
00:57:17我大夏三千文状元
00:57:19可能迎战
00:57:21启禀陛下
00:57:23与李大白相比
00:57:25这三千文状元
00:57:27根本就不值一提呀
00:57:29臣等无能
00:57:31请陛下恕罪
00:57:33请陛下恕罪
00:57:35皇帝陛下
00:57:37这局你们是认输了呢
00:57:39还是认输了呢
00:57:41还是认输了呢
00:57:43这
00:57:45行了
00:57:47李大白
00:57:49这毕业让你装够了
00:57:51你
00:57:52父皇
00:57:53儿臣愿意为大夏出战
00:57:55启禀陛下
00:57:57既然
00:57:59太子殿下有如此的自信
00:58:01不如
00:58:03就准了太子吧
00:58:05好吧
00:58:07司马当活马医
00:58:09彪儿
00:58:11朕准你出战
00:58:13李大白
00:58:14远来的是客
00:58:15就请你先出上联吧
00:58:17听好了
00:58:19听好了
00:58:21我的上联是
00:58:22莺莺燕燕
00:58:23脆脆红红
00:58:24处处融融恰恰
00:58:26我给你一炷香的时间
00:58:29对不出
00:58:30就自行投降吧
00:58:32陛下
00:58:33这上联虽是敌死
00:58:34但自称文章
00:58:36实在是
00:58:37绝对
00:58:39诗情画意
00:58:41文采飞扬
00:58:43果然
00:58:44不愧是出自
00:58:45诗仙之口啊
00:58:47皇兄
00:58:49用不用臣弟
00:58:50帮你查查说啊
00:58:52唉
00:58:53这种绝对
00:58:55繁俗书中
00:58:56岂能找得到
00:58:58看来
00:58:59这一炷香的时间
00:59:01怕是不够用
00:59:03说好的一炷香时间
00:59:05准你们一起想下联
00:59:07不算作弊
00:59:08语文
00:59:09你可有办法吗
00:59:10父航
00:59:11此乃天赐绝对
00:59:13想来
00:59:14除了师仙李大白本人
00:59:16无人能对
00:59:17可有
00:59:19你不能够用
00:59:20教授
00:59:21史上
00:59:22我想想
00:59:23兵
00:59:23失败
00:59:24omon
00:59:25绝对
00:59:26好
00:59:27啥
00:59:28吵
00:59:29兵
00:59:31啥
00:59:32兵
00:59:33祝
00:59:34狗屁
00:59:35天赐绝对
00:59:36本宫三岁就不玩这种文字游戏了
00:59:37皇兄
00:59:38切某口出狂言啊
00:59:40Oh
01:00:10昭昭
01:00:12我研究了数十年的队
01:00:15竟被他如此轻松地对出来了
01:00:17这不可能
01:00:19这不可能
01:00:20陛下
01:00:21太子殿下对得妙啊
01:00:23不但工整
01:00:24而且严丝合缝
01:00:26不愧是我大夏太子
01:00:28好
01:00:30李大板
01:00:32本宫对得如何
01:00:34你
01:00:35你肯定是背的
01:00:37是抄的
01:00:39面对面
01:00:40本宫若作弊
01:00:41你一走
01:00:42便会看穿
01:00:44这是我研究数十年的天下绝对
01:00:48没想到竟被你
01:00:51竟被你瞎猫碰到丝毫子给
01:00:54推出来了
01:00:56废物
01:00:57徒有惜名
01:00:58给我东来丢脸
01:00:59等这被猪九卒吧你
01:01:01公主啊
01:01:02这一局我们大夏赢了
01:01:04可否兑现承诺呢
01:01:09才赢了一局文斗
01:01:12就想我东来俯首称臣
01:01:14未免也太过狂妄自大了吧
01:01:17俯首称臣其次
01:01:19公主做我的暖床小妾才是最要紧的
01:01:24放肆
01:01:25我东来选手就在门外
01:01:27有种现在就来鄙视武艺
01:01:29好
01:01:30我怕你不成
01:01:32表儿从未练过武功
01:01:34你这不是去送死吗
01:01:37陛下放心
01:01:38太子殿下绝不是武断之人
01:01:41定不会上阵送死
01:01:43太子殿下
01:01:44你也是知道的
01:01:47这比武的规矩
01:01:49刀剑无眼
01:01:51待会儿
01:01:52要是伤了你的身体
01:01:54可别怪人家东来国无礼啊
01:01:57本宫的事就不劳你操心了
01:02:00在下
01:02:13吳白源
01:02:14剑下不染无名之辈
01:02:16请论阁下姓名
01:02:23在下大下太子张彪侍也
01:02:26我当是谁呢
01:02:28原来你就是那个
01:02:30光阴无道的
01:02:31废用猜子
01:02:32我的咸铁宝剑
01:02:34也是天山咸铁打道的
01:02:36推毛断发
01:02:37消遣如泥
01:02:38戴着扎过大下龙虎宝十八名
01:02:41江湖高中
01:02:44反正很牛逼
01:02:45本宫杀你不用剑
01:02:47赵剑
01:02:48在
01:02:49上枪
01:02:54此乃蓝火机关枪
01:02:56不干别的
01:02:57专杀人
01:02:58这玩意儿呢
01:02:59专杀恶人
01:03:00但无需发
01:03:02今天杀你一点都不亏
01:03:04你都死
01:03:05再送一句话
01:03:06武功再高
01:03:07也得值得怕
01:03:08此乃我
01:03:10柳白源害怕的人
01:03:11还没出生呢
01:03:12快走
01:03:13快走
01:03:14快走
01:03:15快走
01:03:16快走
01:03:17快走
01:03:18快走
01:03:19快走
01:03:21张彪
01:03:22你卑鄙无耻
01:03:23竟然按键伤人
01:03:25这叫君子姓非易也
01:03:26善假于物也
01:03:28你等着
01:03:29我这就回东来带五千铁骑
01:03:31踏皮你大夏
01:03:32公主别费心了
01:03:33大夏铁骑
01:03:34以身披明光铠甲
01:03:36手持连弩马来劲
01:03:38提前进攻了
01:03:39什么
01:03:41捷报捷报
01:03:43大夏边军大破东来铁骑
01:03:45杀得骗假不了
01:03:47张彪
01:03:48我这就跟你拼了
01:03:49难道你不知道什么叫做愿赌服输吗
01:03:58没人教你
01:03:59本宫教你如何
01:04:01来人
01:04:02把他带到东宫去
01:04:03做本宫的暖床小妾
01:04:10站住
01:04:12九皇子跟上祝国想要去哪儿啊
01:04:15呃
01:04:16这
01:04:17诸位
01:04:18这就是九皇子和上祝国
01:04:20叛国通敌的证据
01:04:22皇兄
01:04:23皇兄
01:04:24都是其他这老匹夫逼我的呀
01:04:27皇兄
01:04:30九殿下
01:04:33张彪
01:04:35老夫有先王所赐的免死金牌
01:04:38你们没权利杀我
01:04:40本宫今天就当着观众的面把你给吐吐了
01:04:52从今往后
01:04:53犯我大夏者
01:04:55孙玉云
01:04:56必诛
01:04:58吾皇万岁万岁
01:05:08我
01:05:09不
01:05:10不
01:05:11不
01:05:12不
01:05:13不
01:05:14不
01:05:15不
01:05:16不
01:05:17不
01:05:18不
01:05:19不
01:05:20我
01:05:21不
01:05:26不
01:05:30的
01:05:35nein
01:05:37有手
01:05:40I love you.
01:06:10I'm going to leave you there.
01:06:12I'm going to leave you there.
01:06:14This person is sick of me.
01:06:29Just so far.
01:06:31I'm going to ask you something.
01:06:33I don't want him to bloom here.
01:06:38I will!
01:06:39I am going to leave you there.
01:06:42I just want to leave you there.
01:06:43I need some practice.
01:06:45I am not gonna leave you there.
01:06:49I hope I will.
01:06:52I will ask you something.
01:06:55I am not ready for you either.
01:06:58I'll take it off tomorrow.
01:07:00I am a singer.
01:07:08I am a millionaire.
01:07:14He is here.
01:07:18He is a millionaire.
01:07:22I am a millionaire.
01:07:23I am a millionaire.
01:07:28I'll give you a tip of your wife.
01:07:30If you don't have a problem, you'll end up with your wife.
01:07:42I'm going to go with my wife.
01:07:44My wife isn't here until she goes back to me.
01:07:46Yes.
01:07:47Oh