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00:01For you, dear, I'd do anything.
00:04I do believe that's true.
00:06It really is.
00:08Theo Rose, my favorite architect.
00:11How's married life?
00:13The kids are amazing.
00:14We're going to the beach!
00:15Alright, don't drown.
00:17Ivy, it's a monster success.
00:19Would you do a photo shoot from New York Magazine?
00:21Nude?
00:22I don't think so.
00:23I'll do it anyway.
00:24But you are still a failure.
00:26You got fired.
00:28Fired?
00:29I sense trouble.
00:31How was your day?
00:32The neighbor's dog shot in the laundry.
00:34The kids have got knit together.
00:35My left eye's twitching.
00:36More champagne for me, please.
00:38If you need a shoulder or an inner thigh to lean run.
00:42What?
00:43I'm kidding.
00:50Everybody seems to think we hate each other.
00:52I suppose sometimes I do hate you.
00:54Ah, sporadic hatred.
00:57It's infused with tarragon and it adds a bit of bitterness.
01:00Ivy likes to leave a little bit of herself in everything she does.
01:03I love this fun banter you guys do.
01:05Sometimes Ivy's mad at me and I can't even tell.
01:07Sometimes he's got his cock in me and I can't even tell.
01:10You blow a fool.
01:13We are done.
01:14I say when we're done.
01:16I just want the house.
01:18I built it.
01:19Oh, you're not having the house.
01:22We want everything.
01:23And he walks out of here with his face still attached.
01:25Right, Bruno?
01:26Wow!
01:27You're a bottomless pit of need!
01:30Ah!
01:31Ah!
01:32Ferg, you're just making me madder!
01:33Yeah!
01:34Ah!
01:35Ah!
01:36Ah!
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01:40Ah!
01:41Ah!
01:42I get this...
01:43Ah!
01:44Ah!
01:45Jesus, no.
01:46Hmm.
01:47Oh my god!
01:48Ah!
01:49Ah!
01:50Ah!
01:51Ah!
01:52Ah!
01:53Ah!
01:54Ah!
01:55Ah!
01:56Things are getting a little out of hand.
01:58Oh, you think?
01:59Ah!
02:00Ah!
02:01Ah!
02:02Ah!
02:03Ah!
02:04I don't think you have the capacity to fix your problems.
02:09Are you actually allowed to say that?
02:12That seems unprofessional.
02:13Yes, like, mild practice.
02:15Ah.
02:16We'll be expecting a hefty discount.
02:18Ah!
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02:24Ah!