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00:01You got this stuff?
00:03There you go.
00:04Freeze!
00:05Whoa!
00:06Hands up, crackhead!
00:07Huh?
00:08What is this?
00:09It's a pickle!
00:11Rose's Pickles, the best in Detroit.
00:13The best anywhere.
00:15Your grandma is 85.
00:17Do you want to watch them put her into a hole
00:19and then watch the pickle recipe go into the hole with her?
00:23You gotta somehow obtain it.
00:26Grandma!
00:27Give up!
00:28Whoa!
00:31Holy shit!
00:32Well, no, you can't ask for it.
00:35She'll never give it to you.
00:37I need to get in touch with a guy who can analyze things.
00:40My drug dealer?
00:42Damn, man.
00:43Should be slinging knees on the corner.
00:45I hope this guy doesn't take all my money.
00:47Eddie's the most honest dealer in town.
00:48Turn around, now!
00:50What's this?
00:51You should start thinking about a plan B.
00:53You can't be my grandson.
00:55My grandson was born with a giant splotch on his ass.
01:00Show me!
01:01I can't believe I'm doing it.
01:02Oh!
01:03Oh, my God!
01:06I trust everyone here with my life, but not my recipes.
01:09Only if there was someone else.
01:13Weren't you in Fiddler on the Roof?
01:14Yeah.
01:15Tradition!
01:16Grandma, we're here!
01:17This is Rabbi Ted.
01:18Shalom!
01:19Let's eat.
01:20I could eat a horse if it didn't have a cloven hoof.
01:23Oh!
01:24I'm leaving a pair of pants.
01:29It's not the penis of a rat pot.
01:32Oh!
01:33Bubby!
01:34Grandma, are you telling me you can't remember a single recipe?
01:36I've got my sugar.
01:37This is a disaster.
01:38What are we gonna do now?
01:39A cucumber sits in a jar, and all the ingredients turn it into something wonderful.
01:44Not unlike how the people in our lives make us into who we are.
01:50This far-fallen scheme of yours has caused nothing but Souris.
02:00If you don't stop, you are gonna be bigger schmucks than the schmuck that cause your bubbly to plots.
02:08So, you still got that splotch on your tuchus?