A likable guy pursues his office crush with help from his evil talking pets, but things turn sinister when she stands hi | dG1faXBUd1Jvc3pBdVk
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00:00You
00:07Hey, Jim, give me a break.
00:09Okay, I'll tone it down a little bit.
00:11You have the greatest hair, Tom, in the back.
00:17How are you doing, Jerry?
00:19They like me at work?
00:20Do you want to get a drink?
00:21There's a girl. I like her.
00:23Are you good with cats?
00:24No, the real question is, are cats good with me?
00:26Because they pretty much own us.
00:28Oh my god, yeah.
00:30Sometimes they talk to my pets.
00:32And they sometimes talk to me, sometimes.
00:34I get that.
00:36You're out, you league.
00:38Shush.
00:39Yeah, shut up, cat.
00:41Do you ever hear her voices?
00:43Not really.
00:44Jerry.
00:45Hey, Fiona.
00:46In her eyes, you're a ridiculous peasant.
00:49Kill her, and you'll discover what it feels like to be truly alive.
00:53Don't run!
00:55Mr. Whiskers, he makes me do bad things.
01:00You totally stopped taking the pills, didn't you?
01:03Totally.
01:11Look what you did to me.
01:12I'm so sorry.
01:15Jerry, you're a serial killer.
01:16No, he isn't.
01:17Shhh.
01:18You seem a million miles away.
01:19I got a lot going on right now.
01:20Pretty bad situation, buddy.
01:22Me out of love.
01:23She makes me want to splint.
01:27Yeah!
01:28As the whip goes, Dr. Warren,
01:30Fiona, cut it out!
01:32Pretty complicated inside the human mind, huh?
01:39Oh, the best night of my whole life.
01:41What a fab cracking day to come back.
01:44You're so mysterious.
01:45It's cold.
01:46Oh!
01:47Yeah!
01:48Do you remember last week when you said there was an invisible line that separates good from
01:52evil, and you thought you crossed it, and I said, no, no, no, you're a good boy?
01:55Yeah, I remember.
01:56So what?
01:57I've changed my opinion.
01:58Oh, my gosh, the A&D.
01:59You can't be scared, but there.
02:00You can't be scared.
02:01I swear I'm scared..
02:02You can't be scared.
02:03I swear to God.
02:04No oh.
02:04No, I swear to the wheel.
02:06No, I swear to God.
02:06No, I swear to God.
02:08What a bug right here.
02:11Well done?
02:12No.
02:13What a bug here.
02:14No.
02:15No I fear the DJ.
02:18But I'm scared.
02:18OK.
02:20When it's here now.
02:22Yeah.
02:23They're good, coming after that's a wrap,
02:24but love.
02:26I heard, you remember that?