Cole Escola’s goal for #ExpensiveTasteTest? Get every item wrong. But between accusing us of spitting in their OJ, throwing water bottles across the room, and clocking cheap wigs by their blunt bangs, the ‘Oh, Mary!’ creator might just be too good at this. After literally taste-testing $140 moisturizer (ew!) and claiming a pricey fragrance actually smells like money, Cole insists they don’t have expensive taste—“just look at my teeth.” And honestly? We wouldn’t want them any other way.
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00:00Someone spit in it.
00:01I can tell.
00:02And you think I'm not going to drink it
00:03because someone spit in it, but I'm going to.
00:09Hi, I'm Cole Escola, and this is Expensive Taste Test
00:12with Cosmo.
00:15Do you have expensive taste?
00:17Well, look at my teeth.
00:18I'm never going to get my teeth fixed
00:20because it keeps me connected to my roots.
00:22First of all, we have two little dogs.
00:32Oh, they're wigs.
00:35You guys.
00:36Right off the bat, this one's falling off,
00:39so I would say that's minus one for that.
00:42Feel-wise, ooh, this is very coarse,
00:45but in a way that feels real.
00:47And I'm looking here, I don't know,
00:49if you want to get a close-up on that,
00:51right where you see the part in the hair,
00:53that looks cheap a little bit.
00:55This looks a little more expensive.
00:59Just compare it next to my head here.
01:01There we go.
01:03We got it.
01:05I guess I should also try them on.
01:07Let's see here.
01:09Please don't look at this.
01:11Hi, I'm Cole Escola,
01:13and I'm playing Expensive Taste Test for Cosmo.
01:21And then this one, kind of too blunt of a bang.
01:28Hi, I'm Cole Escola,
01:30and I am playing Expensive Taste Test for Cosmo.
01:35Okay, so I am ready to make my decision.
01:39Judges, I think that this one is the more expensive wig.
01:43Okay, well, my goal was to get every one wrong.
01:56Two dildos.
01:58These are water bottles, guys.
01:59Please do not use these as dildos.
02:03That would hurt some of you.
02:06Some of you might love it.
02:08Anyway, so this is heavier.
02:19Okay, this one's heavier, and it's also mattified,
02:24which to me takes time.
02:26That's craft, okay?
02:28This is shiny, which means it was just on a conveyor belt
02:31and was sprayed down.
02:33I am going to make my decision.
02:36I think that this bottle is the more expensive water bottle.
02:48Don't you ever tell me that again!
02:51Okay, now let's get to the orange juice.
03:02Right away, this one, someone spit in it.
03:05I can tell.
03:06And you think I'm not going to drink it because someone spit in it,
03:08but I'm going to.
03:12That tastes from concentrate.
03:15It's just a sort of a sour kind of, kind of taste.
03:22Okay, this one.
03:25Thicker and sweeter.
03:34Come here.
03:36I think the paper straw is throwing me off.
03:39I'm tasting paper.
03:45They both taste cheap.
03:50I'll actually guess that this one's more expensive.
03:56Okay.
03:56Get them away from me.
04:04Whoa!
04:04Where did these come from?
04:06Okay, so these boots are genuine leather.
04:10These boots are, they smell like nothing.
04:16So, yeah.
04:18Minus one for those.
04:19Jeez.
04:20And these are a little too ostentatious,
04:22which for me says they're trying to make up for something.
04:26And I think that something is the fact that they probably cost less,
04:30but I'm not going to make my decision yet.
04:32I want to make this fair for everybody.
04:36I don't know if you can see underneath these.
04:38These have little nails here.
04:40That's odd to me.
04:42Usually it should be just like one flat scrap of metal.
04:46The bottoms of these, as you can see,
04:48are made out of a bathroom wall from a manufactured home.
04:55My decision is that these are the more expensive boots.
05:01I wanted to get every question wrong.
05:03We are looking at a couple of darling clutches.
05:13I have one just like it in maroon.
05:17I wear it to the gym.
05:18I wear it to school.
05:20I absolutely love it.
05:21And then we have this one just came out.
05:24Ooh, this is heavy.
05:25So inside of this bag here, you see it's gold.
05:30And the strap, okay.
05:32It sort of hangs cattywampus style.
05:35I love that.
05:36I have a bag at home that opens like this,
05:38but both of the straps are on one side of the bag.
05:42So when I'm carrying it and I have the open side towards my body,
05:48it makes it much more difficult to get my keys and my phone out.
05:52Thank you so much for joining me today.
05:54This has been Purse Talk.
05:55Keep your questions coming.
05:57I love it.
06:00Moving on to the heart bag.
06:03Let's open this right away.
06:05Okay.
06:07Ooh.
06:08Okay.
06:08You guys remember how I talked about the handle being on one side of the bag?
06:13Well, we have an example of that right here.
06:15Okay.
06:16So if I'm carrying it and I need something from it,
06:20I need to always make sure that the opening side opens out.
06:25I'm ready to make my decision.
06:27Or am I?
06:28Okay.
06:29Because I'm being sort of with mentally by the people in this room who want me to fail.
06:35This one's heavier and it has, oh, it broke.
06:39It just broke.
06:40I think this is like tricking me by saying like, oh, it's heavier.
06:45So therefore it must be more expensive.
06:47I'm going to actually say that this one is the more expensive bag.
06:55If this one's so expensive, why did it break?
06:57We have two jars of pudding here.
07:06Actually, what, what are, what is this?
07:08Those are moisturizers.
07:09These are moisturizers, guys.
07:11Grow up.
07:12So we're going to try some of the moisturizer.
07:16Okay.
07:17Oh, it's not absorbing very fast.
07:20And it smells like something from middle school.
07:27This one.
07:27Okay.
07:28I'm going to swatch this now.
07:29Okay.
07:30Thicker.
07:31Look.
07:32Wow.
07:33Incredible.
07:34Okay.
07:35Now I'm going to try this mattified moisturizer.
07:38Right away.
07:39It's turning into water on my skin.
07:41Okay.
07:42Yeah.
07:43It smells like nothing.
07:44Okay.
07:46Yeah.
07:46Again, this leaves a sticky sheen.
07:48This leaves nothing except a gorgeous feeling of being hydrated.
07:55I'm afraid the only way to really know which one is more expensive is to taste.
07:59So I'm just going to taste.
08:02No.
08:03No.
08:03Ew.
08:05Well, that one does taste kind of good.
08:07It tastes how it smells, which is floral.
08:11And then this one.
08:12That's surprisingly sweet too.
08:17It smells like nothing, but it's surprisingly sweet.
08:20So I am going to go ahead and say that this is the more expensive one.
08:27I'm being set up.
08:28How much was this one?
08:30$140.
08:31$140 to smell like shit and feel like it too.
08:35We have fragrances.
08:43Ooh.
08:43It's got that magnet top.
08:45The lid goes back on by itself.
08:47You can go right back to bed.
08:48It's perfect for those late night sprays.
08:52Bottle wise, this one.
08:54Ooh.
08:55That one was really hard to get off.
08:56Did you see that?
08:57No magnet top.
08:58Okay.
09:00It's sort of the color of the Clinique Happy bottle.
09:03Do you guys remember Clinique Happy for men in high school?
09:07God, I used to love that stuff.
09:09And then this bottle is more.
09:11It's giving one of those stores that sells incense.
09:16Okay.
09:17Um.
09:18Okay.
09:22Hmm.
09:23I'm smelling that lotion from before.
09:25Okay.
09:26Oh, this is like a some sort of Christmasy.
09:30Frankly, it's more of a room spray.
09:32I would call it that.
09:33This one.
09:34Okay.
09:35Smells like a dollar.
09:37Like a dollar bill.
09:40Because this one smells more like nothing.
09:42I'm going to say this is the more expensive one.
09:51Next.
09:52That's a Ariana Grande song.
09:54You guys would love it.
09:55Here we have scarves.
10:03This one feels soft.
10:07Okay.
10:08This one also feels soft, but it has that sort of tension.
10:11There's tension when you rub it.
10:12Like, like, oh God, I hope I don't have a hangnail because it'll snag.
10:16Okay, I'm going to take it off of this and hold it.
10:21Wow.
10:22Let's take a look.
10:23Okay.
10:24It's dyed.
10:25It's definitely stamped.
10:27The pattern to me was developed in the late 1880s by Queen Victoria in celebration of their second child with Prince Albert.
10:39And it really took off from there.
10:43I don't know.
10:43What do you, what do you, don't ask me about the pattern, please.
10:47Then we have, then we have this scarf.
10:50Ooh, this is real stiff.
10:52This is definitely stiffer and it looks good on this side.
10:56But on this side, it's sort of like shiny and it's like the back of it and you're, you're getting like less vibrant colors.
11:04Okay.
11:06So, you know what?
11:07But first I was going to say, oh, this one feels more coarse.
11:11I bet this is the more expensive one, but really seeing how the back looks, sorry, like a pile of crap.
11:21I'm actually going to say that this is the more expensive one.
11:28Okay.
11:29I'm wrong.
11:30And I can accept that.
11:31I got a four out of eight today in this game, which is great because four out of eight is actually two out of four, which comes down to one out of two.
11:41By my math, that ain't bad.
11:43This was the most fun I've ever had, including sex.
11:46And I am so happy that you played this game with me and oh my God, they're saying wrap up, wrap up.
11:53I'm on Broadway right now playing Mary Todd Lincoln in Oh, Mary.
11:57It's on Broadway.
11:57Go to ohmaryplay.com.
11:58Thank you so much.
11:59Thank you so much.