A satanic policeman (Bobby Ray Shafer) makes twisted comments as he stabs teens in a ritual way.
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00:00:00The
00:00:30So, let's go.
00:01:00So, let's go.
00:01:30So, let's go.
00:02:00So, let's go.
00:02:28We can't be lost.
00:02:29The interstate must be around here somewhere.
00:02:31Look, I realize it's our wedding night and I hate to say this, Barbara, but you know, we must have passed the interstate a long time ago.
00:02:37We couldn't have, Greg.
00:02:38We haven't seen a decent road since we left the filling station.
00:02:41I'm telling you, Barbara, we missed the damn interstate.
00:02:47So, what do you want to do? Do you want to turn around and go back?
00:02:50I don't want to, but we have no choice.
00:02:52Hey, is that what I think it is?
00:03:00Yeah.
00:03:01I wonder what a policeman's doing out here.
00:03:03I don't see any signs of a policeman.
00:03:13He must be around here somewhere.
00:03:20Maybe you should wait till he gets back to his motorcycle.
00:03:24What, and wait here half the night?
00:03:25The guy says he was supposed to have dinner with her four hours ago, but she never showed up.
00:03:34Maybe she just spilt him up.
00:03:37The guy doesn't think so.
00:03:38He thinks something's happened.
00:03:39He says he found something in her front yard we should take a look at.
00:03:42He says it might explain what's going on.
00:03:44Broad, 10-4.
00:03:45Hello?
00:04:02Greg?
00:04:10Greg, are you okay?
00:04:15Greg, where are you?
00:04:32Greg, please answer me.
00:04:45Officer?
00:04:51Who's out there?
00:04:57I said, who's out there?
00:05:01I said, who's out there?
00:05:07Oh, God!
00:05:08Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:05:16Looks like you need a policeman.
00:05:23No!
00:05:28Oh my God! Help me!
00:05:31Help me! Help me!
00:05:34Oh no!
00:05:36No!
00:05:37No!
00:05:38Whoops.
00:05:39No!
00:05:40No!
00:05:45Ha ha ha!
00:05:53Shouldn't run from the police.
00:06:15It's too hot to be sitting out there.
00:06:20Yeah, this heat is ruining my hair.
00:06:22If you two will stop complaining, I've got a joke for you.
00:06:26What has 18 legs and two tits?
00:06:29I give up, Laura. What has 18 legs and two tits?
00:06:33Come on, you guys. This is an easy one.
00:06:35A gangbang.
00:06:37Laura, you're much too clever for me.
00:06:39You know, I'm not very good at jokes.
00:06:40Tell us, Laura, what has 18 legs and two tits?
00:06:45The Supreme Court.
00:06:48Oh!
00:06:49Big bass!
00:06:51Like our love life.
00:06:52I heard that boy.
00:06:53Trouble in paradise, old buddy?
00:06:56Come on, Zack, get in the car.
00:06:58Yeah, I'm not too clever.
00:06:59I'm not too clever for you.
00:07:00I'm not too clever for you.
00:07:01I'm not too clever for you.
00:07:02You know, I'm not too clever for you.
00:07:03Come on, Zack, get in the car.
00:07:05Yeah, Zack, get in the car.
00:07:06All right.
00:07:07Step over.
00:07:08Thanks, Zack.
00:07:10Zack, sometimes you seem too jerk.
00:07:17Eric, are you sure this is the right road?
00:07:19I haven't seen a car since we left the filling station,
00:07:21much less a house.
00:07:22Well, unless there's another Route 23 around here,
00:07:25this has got to be the right road.
00:07:28Guys, one thing I don't understand.
00:07:30Who's paying for this trip?
00:07:31Yeah, who is paying for this little trip?
00:07:34I know Dougie isn't.
00:07:36Dougie, why don't you and Eric explain?
00:07:40You see, it's like this.
00:07:42Zack got a tip on a hot investment opportunity.
00:07:45So Eric and I took money out of next semester's tuition,
00:07:48invested in these stocks,
00:07:50and the next thing you know, we doubled our money.
00:07:52So I guess you can say nobody's paying for this little trip.
00:07:56Wait a minute.
00:07:57There's no such thing as a free ride.
00:07:59Somebody always has to pay.
00:08:01Hey, stop being so cynical.
00:08:03We're on vacation.
00:08:05Uh-oh.
00:08:07Uh-oh what?
00:08:08There's a cop up ahead.
00:08:11Just what we need.
00:08:13All right, time to look sweet and innocent, guys.
00:08:16And hide the beer.
00:08:18Eric, you're driving too fast.
00:08:19No, I'm not. I'm going under the speed limit.
00:08:21It doesn't matter. I still say you're driving too fast.
00:08:23Would you two calm down and try to act normal?
00:08:27Oh, great. We're all staring at the cop.
00:08:29Yeah, don't stare at him. We'll look suspicious.
00:08:42He's coming after us. I just know it.
00:08:44No, he's not. He's just sitting there.
00:08:46But that doesn't mean he won't come chasing after us.
00:08:49Why would he do that? We haven't done anything wrong.
00:08:51He'll think of a reason. Cops love to hassle people.
00:08:55Would everyone just calm down? The cop is not following us.
00:09:00Who wants another beer?
00:09:15Something strange about that cop.
00:09:16You can say that again.
00:09:18Yeah, he just sat there like some kind of a robot.
00:09:21I thought we weren't supposed to stare at him.
00:09:24We weren't staring at him. We were watching him out of the corner of our eyes.
00:09:27So, what's the difference?
00:09:29Would you two please shut up? The cop is not following us.
00:09:32Well, it better be around here somewhere soon because we're just about out of gas.
00:09:47Oh, great. That's all we need now is to run out of gas in the middle of nowhere.
00:09:51Julie, we're not going to run out of gas. The gate must be broken or something.
00:09:54Uh-oh.
00:09:56Now what?
00:09:57The cop's coming after us.
00:10:01If he is after us, why is he following us from so far behind?
00:10:06Maybe he's checking to see how fast we're going.
00:10:09Then we have nothing to worry about.
00:10:11Eric, the turn off!
00:10:15Good turn, Eric.
00:10:16Oh, way to go.
00:10:17Uh-huh.
00:10:18Now the cop's surely going to pull us over.
00:10:19Maybe he wasn't even following us.
00:10:21See? What'd I tell you?
00:10:23Why is he stopping back there?
00:10:24It's weird.
00:10:29Now the cops surely gonna pull us over.
00:10:32Maybe he wasn't even following us.
00:10:37See? What'd I tell you?
00:10:44Why is he stopping back there?
00:10:47It's real.
00:10:58Now what's he doing?
00:11:09What's that all about?
00:11:12What does it matter now? He's gone.
00:11:15Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:11:17Let's get out of here before we change the clock.
00:11:24I can't believe you just did that.
00:11:27Yeah, Erin, that was really dumb.
00:11:29Hey, what's the big deal? The cop's gone.
00:11:38I thought you said this was some kind of classy vacation house.
00:11:42That's what the real estate agent told us.
00:11:43Tell me, what's so classy about a winding dirt road?
00:11:47I don't care if it's the most exclusive place in the world.
00:11:50I don't like being out here in the middle of the woods.
00:11:53To tell the truth, guys, neither do I.
00:11:58Me either.
00:11:59So what do you want to do?
00:12:00Turn around and go back?
00:12:04Hold on. You can't be serious.
00:12:06After we've driven this far...
00:12:08Eric, I guess you better turn the car around, then.
00:12:13Wait a minute. Keep going.
00:12:17Now this is more like it.
00:12:20So what are we doing?
00:12:21Going or staying?
00:12:23Staying.
00:12:24Good choice.
00:12:26Guys, I'm telling you,
00:12:27this is going to be one hell of a weekend.
00:12:30I hope so.
00:12:30I'm trying to use a little R and O's.
00:12:53What's the matter?
00:12:54It's only a couple of dresses.
00:12:55Yeah, right.
00:12:57Doug, do me the honors.
00:12:58And, Dougie, can you get mine, please?
00:13:03Sarah, let's go check out this pool.
00:13:05A couple of dresses, Mom.
00:13:07Uh-huh.
00:13:11That beat-up one is mine.
00:13:13Hey, where's the keys?
00:13:14The front door is locked.
00:13:16It's supposed to be under the mat.
00:13:21Great.
00:13:21Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.
00:13:41Who are you?
00:13:43I'm the caretaker here.
00:13:45I live in the trailer over there.
00:13:46Hmm, I didn't know anyone lived out here.
00:13:50Well, I'm really more of a security guard.
00:13:52Why does this place need a security guard?
00:13:54Nothing to be alarmed about.
00:13:56The insurance company made the bank put a guard out here
00:13:58when they took it over last year.
00:14:00Eric, where's the tape deck?
00:14:04Guys, meet the caretaker.
00:14:07Hey, I just dropped by to let you know I'm around
00:14:09and answer any questions.
00:14:10Why did the bank take over this place?
00:14:12Because nobody else would.
00:14:14The original house burnt down several years ago.
00:14:17The owners rebuilt it, then went bankrupt.
00:14:19So the bank took it over and has been renting it out ever since.
00:14:22There's nothing wrong with the house, is there?
00:14:24No, the house is in good shape.
00:14:25It's just had a little bad luck.
00:14:28Come on, I'll show you around the place.
00:14:32The lights are on a timer.
00:14:33They go off at midnight unless you override it.
00:14:36I hope this place has a swimming pool.
00:14:39The pool's over there.
00:14:40And there's also a jacuzzi.
00:14:42A jacuzzi?
00:14:46I don't know about you, Sarah,
00:14:47but I can't wait to get out of these places.
00:14:49What's wrong?
00:14:50I felt like somebody was watching us.
00:14:51It's late, huh?
00:14:52Uh-huh.
00:14:53You're imagining things.
00:14:54I don't see them.
00:14:55Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:14:57Come on.
00:14:57Let's get this stupid tour over with.
00:14:59This is the switch to the jacuzzi.
00:15:12Sometimes it gets stuck.
00:15:13If it does, call on me and I'll come over and fix it.
00:15:16This is the key to the deadbolt.
00:15:20Not that you need it.
00:15:21We've never had any trouble around here before.
00:15:23If you have any problems, don't hesitate to call.
00:15:26I'm always around.
00:15:31Hey, if he's only been here a year,
00:15:32how does he know if they've had any trouble or not?
00:15:35Oh, quit being so paranoid.
00:15:36He's not like one of the girls.
00:15:40Last one in the pool to watch.
00:15:41Oh, that's very witty, Eric.
00:16:11Ah, this is the life.
00:16:32Yep, it doesn't get any better than this.
00:16:37Who wants it in the beer?
00:16:41What's wrong?
00:16:47The sound with the caretakers dropping on a tree.
00:17:04It's getting easily getting on my nerves.
00:17:05Yeah, it gives me goosebumps.
00:17:14Come on, Zach, let's go get those beers.
00:17:16Until you find out someone new.
00:17:18Oh, such a mystery.
00:17:23You'll never see.
00:17:25There's a lie.
00:17:43There's a lie.
00:17:47There's a lie.
00:17:50Oh
00:18:20Who's out there?
00:18:48Answer me, who's out there?
00:18:50Look, just give me back the axe and we'll call it even.
00:19:01I'm looking for a cop.
00:19:21It can't be, but it is.
00:19:26What's wrong?
00:19:40I thought I heard someone screaming.
00:19:42Doug, you're imagining things.
00:19:44It was the rock music.
00:19:46Zach, didn't you hear something too?
00:19:47Nope, not a thing.
00:19:50Doug, would you sit down?
00:19:52Let's get on with this game.
00:19:53I'll die if I get sunburned.
00:20:12What's the matter?
00:20:14I haven't seen that guard since he came by here this morning.
00:20:17So?
00:20:18He said he's always around.
00:20:21The guy's been off chopping wood somewhere.
00:20:25Well, we haven't heard his ass for more than an hour.
00:20:28He's probably in his trailer.
00:20:33Hey, Sarah, where's the food?
00:20:40Has anyone seen my brush?
00:20:41I can't find it anywhere.
00:20:43I'll look for it later.
00:20:44Get ready to eat.
00:20:45If I lose that brush, I won't be able to eat.
00:20:47I'll be too upset.
00:20:49Now, Julie, think where you left the guards there.
00:20:53That's very grown-up, Zach.
00:21:03It's got to be around here somewhere.
00:21:08Where?
00:21:14Julie?
00:21:15Just stop and think.
00:21:21Maybe I left it in there.
00:21:31Where could it be?
00:21:38Dar!
00:21:40Looking for this?
00:21:43Zach had it.
00:21:44Zach and his practical jokes.
00:21:47One of these days, they're going to get him into a lot of trouble.
00:21:54Okay, everybody.
00:21:55Chow time.
00:21:56Zach, you're drinking too many beers.
00:21:57We're going to run out.
00:21:58Big deal.
00:21:59If we do, I'll buy us some more.
00:22:00It'll be the first time.
00:22:02Eric, I thought you wanted to eat.
00:22:05Eric, what's up?
00:22:08Eric, let's have it.
00:22:08What's so important?
00:22:09Yeah, Eric, out with it.
00:22:14Police found signs of devil worship in a woman's front yard around here.
00:22:18The woman didn't come home last night.
00:22:20They think something might have happened to her.
00:22:22Look, just because a woman did not come home for one night, does not make something happen to her.
00:22:29What did they find in the woman's front yard?
00:22:32Scalp dog with his insides hanging out.
00:22:33Stop it, Eric.
00:22:34That's gross.
00:22:35Can't you see we're eating?
00:22:37What I was going to say is that they also found devil sign carved in the side of a tree.
00:22:41The devil sign?
00:22:43Yeah, you know, the number 666.
00:22:46That's the devil sign?
00:22:59Zach, give me a beer too.
00:23:00Oh, great, the fire's gone out.
00:23:03There's more charcoal in the pool shed.
00:23:07Think fast.
00:23:10Zach, you're such a crazy thing.
00:23:12It's not my fault.
00:23:13I told you how to think fast.
00:23:14Hey, would everyone just calm down?
00:23:16Try and eat.
00:23:17Let's take the tape player and head off into the woods, huh?
00:23:32No way, Eric.
00:23:33There's too many mosquitoes.
00:23:34Where's Zach?
00:23:48First time I saw him, he was trying to get the jacuzzi to work.
00:23:51Relax, Laura.
00:23:59Zach can't be too far away.
00:24:00Zach, don't do that.
00:24:12Do what?
00:24:13Where were you?
00:24:14I went over to the caretaker and see if I could get that stupid jacuzzi started, but the guy has disappeared.
00:24:19What do you mean the caretaker's disappeared?
00:24:21I mean, I looked all around his place and I couldn't find the guy.
00:24:24A couple hours ago, I thought I heard someone screaming.
00:24:26It sounded like it was coming from the woods.
00:24:28No one else heard it, Doug.
00:24:30But what if it was the caretaker?
00:24:31You just said the guy disappeared.
00:24:34Look, just because the guy is not around, it's not that something happened to him.
00:24:38But what if it has, Zach?
00:24:44I'll never get that jacuzzi to work if we don't find this guy.
00:24:47Come on.
00:24:58Hello?
00:25:00Mr. Caretaker?
00:25:03Hello?
00:25:08Dougie, take one side, Laura the other.
00:25:10I'll take the middle.
00:25:12Zach, I think we should call the police.
00:25:15Laura, and tell him what?
00:25:17That Dougie thought he heard someone screaming?
00:25:19Zach, the guy's been gone a long time.
00:25:21But not long enough to get worried about.
00:25:25Come on.
00:25:40Hello?
00:25:41Anybody out there?
00:25:42Mr. Caretaker?
00:26:12Group tea?
00:26:13Mr. Caretaker?
00:26:14Who's left?
00:26:44Come on, head back. This is a waste of time.
00:26:52But what about these tire tracks? Somebody's been here.
00:26:57It was probably a farmer taking a leak.
00:27:01I found something you two ought to see.
00:27:05What is it?
00:27:06I'm not sure.
00:27:07I followed some footprints and I found these.
00:27:17So this is what the wood chopping's all about?
00:27:20The caretaker's been making all these things?
00:27:23What for?
00:27:26The guy must be some kind of religious fanatic.
00:27:29If you ask me, there's something strange going on around here.
00:27:32Why would the security guard tell us he's always around?
00:27:34Then go off and build these crosses.
00:27:37So he's a pathological liar.
00:27:39There's got to be more to it than that.
00:27:42Some kind of shrine, huh?
00:27:44Guess someone feels we need praying for.
00:27:47Yeah. What's going on here?
00:27:48I know they're religious and all that,
00:27:51but these things are kind of creepy, if you ask me.
00:27:54Well, I guess that explains what that character's been up to.
00:27:58If it was a caretaker.
00:27:59Well, who else would it have been?
00:28:01We didn't actually see him make these, did we?
00:28:04But he's the only one we've seen with an axe.
00:28:07Maybe he built these, maybe he didn't.
00:28:09In any case, I don't like what's going on around here.
00:28:12I think we should call the police.
00:28:13What?
00:28:14And have them snooping around here all night?
00:28:16It's better to be safe than sorry.
00:28:20Okay, Laura, you win.
00:28:22Eric, go call the police and tell them we've got a missing caretaker.
00:28:28Come on, let's go see if these tire tracks leave.
00:28:37Why you always get stuck with all the dirty work?
00:28:43Something wrong, son?
00:28:50Hey, what do you know?
00:28:51I was just trying to call you guys.
00:28:56I don't know about you guys,
00:28:57but I feel like something really strange is going on around here.
00:29:01Laura, come on.
00:29:03You're imagining things again.
00:29:05No, she isn't, Zach.
00:29:06Something doesn't feel right to me either.
00:29:08The only thing that isn't right around here is the two of you.
00:29:11Zach, maybe we ought to pack up and go back to town.
00:29:14Great.
00:29:15Here we go again.
00:29:16Like Laura said, Zach,
00:29:17it's better to be safe than sorry.
00:29:20I can't believe you guys want to pack up and leave
00:29:22just because we can't find the caretaker.
00:29:29Fine, fine.
00:29:30Let's leave this place.
00:29:32Hey, the caretaker's okay.
00:29:33He's just had an accident.
00:29:35What kind of an accident?
00:29:36Well, he cut himself with his axe.
00:29:38So the police came and took him to the hospital.
00:29:40A cop at the house said they'd probably be back sometime tonight.
00:29:42I guess that explains the screaming that Doug heard.
00:29:48So, you guys still want to head back to town or what?
00:29:52Head back to town?
00:29:53Whose crazy idea was that?
00:29:55I guess we overreacted.
00:30:00Come on, I need a beer.
00:30:02The hell with the jacuzzi.
00:30:03Come on, Jewel.
00:30:04I need a beer, too.
00:30:05Me, too.
00:30:06I'd still like to know what those crosses are doing in the woods.
00:30:10Yeah, me, too.
00:30:11I can't believe we're actually tromping around out here in the woods.
00:30:21I don't blame you for being so concerned about the caretaker, Laura.
00:30:38He is kind of cute.
00:30:39Yeah, even if he's a little weird.
00:30:41And it's not exactly a secret that you and Zach aren't seeing eye to eye these days.
00:30:45Don't pay attention to Sarah.
00:30:47I mean, her and Dougie aren't exactly what you call the perfect couple.
00:30:50Hey!
00:30:53You know, what was that?
00:30:56What was what?
00:30:57Someone just walked past the window.
00:31:04Did you see anything?
00:31:05I didn't see anything.
00:31:08Laura, you're making a mountain out of a molehill.
00:31:13Did you hear me?
00:31:14I said you're making a mountain out of a molehill.
00:31:17It's probably just one of the guys.
00:31:20Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:31:22See?
00:31:23I told you so.
00:31:25Come on, Julie.
00:31:27Laura, if you keep up this nonsense, I'm gonna go crazy.
00:31:30You can say that again.
00:31:32Now, where is that other bottle of champagne?
00:31:34We can't drink another bottle.
00:31:36We'll be flat on our ass.
00:31:45Now, where is it?
00:31:47Eric, what the hell did you do with your toothbrush?
00:31:50You used it after lunch, didn't you?
00:31:54Or did you?
00:31:57I can't remember.
00:31:58In local news, the police have confirmed that one of their officers has disappeared.
00:32:10The man, Officer Joe Vickers, is the same police officer who was at the center of police brutality charges earlier this week.
00:32:17The authorities maintain that at present, there's no cause for alarm.
00:32:21But ask the public to be on the lookout for any policeman exhibiting strange or suspicious...
00:32:26The man, Officer Joe Vickers, is the same police officer who was at the center of police brutality charges.
00:32:32The man, Officer Joe Vickers, is the same police officer who was at the center of police brutality charges.
00:32:33Zach, have you seen my sneakers? I can't find them.
00:32:36Why should I know where your shoes are?
00:32:37It must have fallen out of my suitcase.
00:32:41I found it in the dirt.
00:32:44Great.
00:32:45I should have known better.
00:32:47What's wrong now?
00:32:56I feel like there's somebody outside watching us.
00:32:58Dougie, did you actually see anybody?
00:33:03Look, buddy, I had the same feeling this afternoon.
00:33:05I thought there was somebody in the woods watching me, but it turned out to be a deer.
00:33:09I'm going to walk over to the caretakers and see if the guy needs anything.
00:33:12The guy is supposed to be taking care of us, not the other way around.
00:33:15I know.
00:33:15Zach, was that true about the deer?
00:33:24Of course it's true. Would I lie to Dougie?
00:33:29Dougie.
00:33:41Doug, have you seen my purse? I can't seem to find it anywhere.
00:33:44It's not there.
00:33:46The last time I saw it, it was on top of the ice chest.
00:33:48Lose my head if it weren't for you.
00:33:50Okay, Sarah, get control of yourself.
00:34:03Have a beer, calm down.
00:34:06I think we'll have left that dumb thing.
00:34:11Thanks, Zach, for drinking all the beer.
00:34:17Anybody home?
00:34:20Hello?
00:34:47Hello?
00:34:49Hello?
00:34:50What are you doing out here?
00:35:02I came over to see if the caretaker's okay, but he hasn't come back.
00:35:04I don't know why he thought he had. His light's not on.
00:35:07Well, I felt like somebody was out in the woods, and I thought it might have been the caretaker.
00:35:10I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. Come on.
00:35:12I can't believe this place doesn't have any one little knife. Will this do?
00:35:29I could have sworn I brought six boxes of soup.
00:35:37Maybe you left them in the car.
00:35:39Zach, not now.
00:35:41Cute, Zach, real cute.
00:35:44Hey, I needed something to cool it off.
00:35:46Yeah, right.
00:35:47Zach, you and your practical jokes.
00:35:50Hey, that was no joke. I was serious.
00:35:52The caretaker's still not back.
00:35:54That's interesting, Dougie.
00:35:56Yeah, really.
00:35:56But, Eric, he should have been back by now.
00:35:59That's what I thought.
00:36:01Well, if the caretaker's not back, then who's that out in his trailer?
00:36:06Come on, we were just over there, and there wasn't anyone around.
00:36:10He must be back. His TV's on.
00:36:13He must have just come back.
00:36:15Looks that way, buddy.
00:36:16Come on, Doug. I told you there's nothing to worry about.
00:36:19Let me find my purse.
00:36:20So, Zach, what's it gonna be? You gonna go get more beer like you said you would?
00:36:24What are you talking about?
00:36:25She's talking about we're out of beer, as in all gone.
00:36:28That can't be.
00:36:30Yeah, the six-pack we put in the closet's gone, too.
00:36:33So, Zach, what's it gonna be?
00:36:35It said all the beer's gone.
00:36:39We couldn't have drank a case and a half already.
00:36:43Somebody did.
00:36:44Zach, you promised to get more if we ran out.
00:36:46Well, we couldn't have run out. No way.
00:36:48Dougie must have hidden them or something.
00:36:49Zach, you are the practical joker, not Doug.
00:36:54Somebody must have stolen them.
00:36:56Now, wait a minute, Lord. Don't get paranoid again.
00:36:59I'm not being paranoid. I just don't think we drank that much beer.
00:37:02Well, how do you know how much we drank? We drank an awful lot.
00:37:05Just because we can't find them doesn't mean that someone stole them.
00:37:10Then what happened to them?
00:37:15Look, I'll go get some more beer, okay?
00:37:17In the meantime, look for the rest.
00:37:19Whatever you say.
00:37:20Yeah, whatever you say, Zach.
00:37:22As long as you get the beer.
00:37:24Somebody must have stolen them.
00:37:47Give me a break.
00:37:48Zach, calm down.
00:37:59Just relax.
00:38:00Wait for the dust to settle.
00:38:06Zach, this is your lucky day.
00:38:10It's warm.
00:38:11Great.
00:38:23Where the hell did that come from?
00:38:31Officer, I'm sure you're wondering why I'm blocking the road.
00:38:33Everything but a building club.
00:39:00Officer, is that you?
00:39:07Look, I know I was driving too fast, but it wasn't like I was on the main road or anything.
00:39:12You know what I mean?
00:39:13Hey, what are you doing in our driveway?
00:39:28Not to say that you don't have the right, because you do.
00:39:31You're a cop.
00:39:32You can go anywhere you want.
00:39:35Sir.
00:39:40Hey, what's going on?
00:39:41You're looking for me, huh?
00:39:54You shouldn't assault a policeman.
00:39:56Know what I mean?
00:39:57You have the right to remain silent.
00:40:18You shouldn't drink and drive.
00:40:22It's against the law.
00:40:24I hope nothing's happened to it.
00:40:28My whole life's in that purse.
00:40:30Hate to say it, but I think somebody might have stolen it.
00:40:33Julie's not perfect, but I don't think she'd stoop that low.
00:40:36I'm not talking about Julie.
00:40:37I'm talking about a prowler.
00:40:39Doug, would you stop being so paranoid?
00:40:41I'm sure I just misplaced it.
00:40:43Sarah, we've looked everywhere.
00:40:44We should have found it by now.
00:40:46I'm telling you, someone's stolen it.
00:40:47Come on, I guess we better go tell the others.
00:40:58Let's take this tape player and hop into the woods.
00:41:00I told you over and over again, there are too many mosquitoes.
00:41:04I'd be eating to death.
00:41:06Doug thinks a prowler stole my purse.
00:41:08What's wrong?
00:41:13Laura thinks a prowler stole the beer.
00:41:15Well, why didn't anybody say something about this before?
00:41:18Because we thought Laura was overreacting again.
00:41:21Great.
00:41:22So now my purse is stolen.
00:41:26I guess we better go tell the caretaker.
00:41:28No.
00:41:29We should call the police.
00:41:32She's right.
00:41:32Okay.
00:41:33Is your purse brown and tan?
00:41:40Yeah, why?
00:41:41Looks like our prowler doesn't like brown and tan purses.
00:41:46If we keep listening to you two, we're all going to be nervous wrecks.
00:41:49You can say that again.
00:41:51Yeah, thanks, guys, for getting even up to a terrific start.
00:41:56I'm sure Sarah's purse wasn't on this counter a couple minutes ago.
00:41:59Yeah, I don't remember it being here either.
00:42:03Do you think we're imagining things?
00:42:05If it was just me, I'd say yes.
00:42:07But the two of us, that's a different story.
00:42:11I'll go find Eric and try to talk some Sansan to him.
00:42:14I'll go talk to Julie and Sarah.
00:42:33Maybe we ought to give her another chance.
00:42:35What, and have her keep us awake worrying all night?
00:42:40Hello, Laura.
00:42:42What are you doing?
00:42:44We're moving into the other bedroom.
00:42:45You can have this one yourself.
00:42:47Look, I don't know what's gotten into you guys,
00:42:49but this morning you were afraid of being out in the middle of the woods.
00:42:52Now you don't think twice about anything that's happening around here.
00:42:54It's because of you, Laura.
00:42:57You're the one making us all paranoid.
00:42:59Laura, you have been, like, jumping to conclusions.
00:43:01Because some very strange things have been going on around here.
00:43:05Well, I don't find anything strange about it.
00:43:07Then tell me one thing.
00:43:10If I'm imagining things, why does Doug feel the same way I do?
00:43:15Maybe it's because there's something going on between you and Doug I don't know about.
00:43:23You didn't mean that, did you?
00:43:26Of course I did.
00:43:36Bitch.
00:43:37Conspiracy?
00:43:41That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
00:43:43Then you tell me why it's only the two of you who feel this way.
00:43:47Come on, Eric, be reasonable.
00:43:52Sarah thinks there's something going on between us.
00:43:54I'm not doing much better with Eric.
00:43:56What are we going to do?
00:43:59Let's go have a talk with the caretaker
00:44:00and see if he can explain what's going on around here.
00:44:04Yeah, I'd like to know what those crosses are doing out there in the middle of the woods.
00:44:07Sarah, have you seen Eric?
00:44:15I can't find him anywhere.
00:44:17He's out by the pool last time I saw him.
00:44:19Oh.
00:44:20Eric!
00:44:22Eric, I need your help in the kitchen.
00:44:27Eric, would you answer me?
00:44:29Now look who's acting paranoid.
00:44:38Looks like the guy's disappeared again.
00:44:41If he ever came back.
00:44:42What do you mean?
00:44:44I mean, we never actually saw him.
00:44:48Come on, let's take a look around.
00:44:52Doug, Laura!
00:44:54What are you doing inside his trailer?
00:44:55Well, I know it looks kind of funny, but I can explain.
00:44:59We're listening.
00:45:00Well, you see, it's like this.
00:45:02I couldn't get my Walkman to work.
00:45:03I thought it might be the batteries.
00:45:05So I came over to see if the security guard had any.
00:45:08But he wasn't home.
00:45:09So you went inside his trailer?
00:45:11I think that's called unlawful entry.
00:45:13Yeah.
00:45:14Well, I only did it because the guy wasn't around.
00:45:19Hey, where is the guy anyway?
00:45:23Good question.
00:45:24Come on.
00:45:32Eric?
00:45:37They'll show up sooner or later.
00:45:43Julie?
00:45:44Hello?
00:45:48Someone out there?
00:45:50I said, is someone out there?
00:45:56Julie?
00:45:58I give up.
00:45:59What's going on?
00:46:03Zach, is this one of your little practical jokes?
00:46:08I said, Zach, is this one of your stupid little games?
00:46:12Okay, who are you and what do you want?
00:46:34So it is you, Eric, isn't it?
00:46:37I told you, I'm not going in there.
00:46:39There's too many mosquitoes.
00:46:40You're trying to lure me into the woods, huh?
00:46:45Well, I'm not that stupid.
00:46:48Now, that's really low, Eric.
00:46:50You know that?
00:46:52Now, give me back my brush.
00:46:59Baby's gone off the woods to build more crosses.
00:47:02Doesn't look to me like it's ever come back.
00:47:05Then you turned his TV on.
00:47:07Look, you guys can stay around here and play detective.
00:47:11I'm going back to the house.
00:47:17What's wrong?
00:47:19Zach should have been back by now.
00:47:22You're right, he should have been.
00:47:23Eric, this isn't one bit funny.
00:47:33I'm being eaten up alive by mosquitoes.
00:47:41Eric, look, what's going on?
00:47:48Eric, will you stop playing this stupid little game and speak to me?
00:47:52I'm going to get even with you.
00:47:59You just wait.
00:48:07Cute, Eric.
00:48:08You've gotten dirtled over it.
00:48:10I'm going to kill you.
00:48:15Officer?
00:48:17Officer, what's going on?
00:48:19Julie, did you hear me?
00:48:40I said I'd think you ought to come here and take a look at this.
00:48:47There's soup everywhere.
00:48:51Julie, did you hear me?
00:48:52What's all the commotion about?
00:48:53Where's Julie?
00:48:54She's supposed to keep an eye on the soup.
00:48:56She went looking for you a few minutes ago.
00:48:59Who's in the woods with the ghetto blaster?
00:49:01What are you talking about?
00:49:03Yeah, Doug, what are you talking about?
00:49:04I'm talking about someone taking the tape player and gone off in the woods.
00:49:07You know now where Julie is.
00:49:18But why would you go off in the woods with the cassette player?
00:49:20You guys stay here.
00:49:21I'll go find out.
00:49:22Eric, do you know something we don't?
00:49:23Calm down.
00:49:24There's nothing to worry about.
00:49:25Julie and I just wanted to be alone in the woods for a little while.
00:49:28She isn't being very discreet about it.
00:49:31Julie!
00:49:32I feel something's happened to her.
00:49:34Don't be crazy.
00:49:34She just can't hear us, that's all.
00:49:36I want to go find out.
00:49:38I'm coming with you.
00:49:38Not without me.
00:49:40Come on, guys, stay here.
00:49:41You're going to ruin everything.
00:49:49How about me?
00:49:51Julie!
00:49:53Julie's been here.
00:49:54This is one of her shoes.
00:49:57Julie!
00:49:59Car's been here, too.
00:50:02Looks like something's been dragged her, is it?
00:50:04The ground's all torn up.
00:50:08I think we should call the police.
00:50:10Oh, come on, not this again.
00:50:12Wake up, Eric.
00:50:13Something is going on.
00:50:14The caretaker's disappeared.
00:50:16Julie's missing.
00:50:17Zach should have been back by now.
00:50:21If this is one of Zach's practical jokes, it's becoming very unfunny.
00:50:26This time we're calling the police.
00:50:29Doug, I really think you're making a big mistake.
00:50:31Guys, I think we should give it a little more time before we go jump into conclusions.
00:50:38If we wait any longer, it might be too late.
00:50:40Too late for what?
00:50:43I don't think that's necessary, Doug.
00:50:45I told you we should give it a little more time.
00:50:52Julie will probably turn up in a minute with one of her stupid explanations.
00:50:58Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
00:51:00That there's been one too many coincidences?
00:51:04Yeah.
00:51:08Zach, what took you so long?
00:51:10He didn't get any beer.
00:51:14Let's go check the car.
00:51:18Where's Zach?
00:51:30Boy, I really need a beer.
00:51:32Yo, Zach!
00:51:33Let's go.
00:51:38Zach!
00:51:38I just remembered something.
00:51:41Come on.
00:51:50The beer's here.
00:51:51Where's Zach?
00:51:55I think I just found out.
00:51:59Get serious!
00:52:02Eric.
00:52:04I noticed these when I came in to get charcoal.
00:52:07I didn't think much about them at the time.
00:52:10So somebody's probably been spying on us all day?
00:52:13Not somebody.
00:52:14A man.
00:52:15A big man by the size of these footprints.
00:52:17Prince.
00:52:17If he overheard Zach promised to go get beer,
00:52:29he could have stolen what we had just so Zach would have to go buy some more.
00:52:33You mean in order to get Zach alone?
00:52:35Then he somehow tricked Julie and got off in the woods by herself.
00:52:39And now he wants us to think that what's going on is all just one big practical joke.
00:52:43We're leaving this place.
00:52:48Come on, Sarah.
00:52:49We're getting out of here.
00:52:50Out of here?
00:52:51What for?
00:52:51I'll explain later.
00:52:52Just move.
00:52:53Where's Eric?
00:52:54He went back into the woods.
00:52:55He thinks Julie's out somewhere with Zach.
00:52:57I'm going after him.
00:52:58You two get in the car.
00:52:59Come on!
00:53:02Somebody please tell me what the hell is going on?
00:53:05Somebody's trying to kill us, Sarah.
00:53:06You know, you and Doug are taking this paranoia thing just a bit too far.
00:53:23Now do you believe me?
00:53:31Zach, Julie, I know what's going on here so you can stop playing this little game.
00:53:34Eric, come back!
00:53:35Doug, go away!
00:53:36This is none of your business!
00:53:38Eric, listen to me!
00:53:38This is not a game!
00:53:40Julie!
00:53:42Eric, can you hear me?
00:53:43This is not a game!
00:53:45Oh, hello, officer.
00:53:47What are you doing here?
00:53:49Eric, where are you?
00:53:51Doug, go away!
00:53:54Oh, I know.
00:53:56You want these?
00:53:57I found your sunglasses by a tree.
00:54:03Holy shit!
00:54:05Help!
00:54:06Help!
00:54:08Help!
00:54:08Dougie!
00:54:18Help!
00:54:22Help!
00:54:24Somebody!
00:54:25I've got to go after her.
00:54:26Laura, you can't leave me here alone.
00:54:27Listen, just bolt the windows, okay?
00:54:29It'll be all right.
00:54:30I've got to go after her.
00:54:31I've got to go after her.
00:54:31Oh, my God.
00:54:31Oh, my God!
00:54:33Hey, my God!
00:54:34Hey, my God.
00:54:34Oh, my God!
00:54:35Oh, my God!
00:54:35Oh, my God!
00:54:36Doug!
00:54:36Doug!
00:54:37Doug!
00:54:37Doug!
00:54:38Oh, my God!
00:54:39Doug!
00:54:40Oh, the house!
00:54:42Thank God!
00:54:43Tired?
00:54:46Run down?
00:54:49Need some energy?
00:55:08Eric!
00:55:10Eric, please answer me!
00:55:14Eric!
00:55:21Eric!
00:55:25Eric!
00:55:30Eric!
00:55:33Sarah...
00:55:40Eric!
00:55:41Eric!
00:55:42Eric!
00:55:43Eric!
00:55:44Eric!
00:55:45Eric!
00:55:46Eric!
00:55:47Eric!
00:55:48Eric!
00:55:49Eric!
00:55:50Eric!
00:55:52Eric!
00:55:53I don't know.
00:56:23I don't know.
00:56:53Oh, thank God, the police.
00:57:00Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
00:57:03The doorbell doesn't seem to work.
00:57:05Oh, you don't know how happy I am to see you.
00:57:07Nothing to worry about, miss.
00:57:09I've got everything under control.
00:57:10Who was here going in a car and drove off?
00:57:25Oh, God.
00:57:26Six, six, six.
00:57:41Sarah!
00:57:41Sarah!
00:57:45Boy, I sure am relieved to know that everything's okay.
00:57:49You know, for a minute, Sarah, I was starting to get worried.
00:57:52Officer?
00:57:54Officer, here's a beer you wanted.
00:57:56Oh, there you are.
00:58:03I'm looking for you.
00:58:12Hey, what's going on?
00:58:14This.
00:58:15I'm looking for the key.
00:58:36Sarah.
00:58:38Sarah.
00:58:39Sarah.
00:58:39There's no way to act.
00:58:43You're making Officer Vickers very, very mad.
00:58:48Why don't you just tell me where you are and get this over with?
00:58:53I'll find out sooner, later.
00:58:55Which way's the house?
00:59:06I don't know.
00:59:09Sarah, now stop this.
00:59:11You're obstructing justice.
00:59:14Jeff!
00:59:15Laura!
00:59:20Jeff!
00:59:21Laura!
00:59:25They have.
00:59:30They're not.
00:59:39They follow me.
00:59:43They're not.
00:59:45They know me.
00:59:48They love.
00:59:50They don't come.
00:59:50They love me.
00:59:51They don't have more.
00:59:53Hard wall, you're under arrest.
01:00:15Police officer Joe Bakers.
01:00:21At your service.
01:00:45Sarah!
01:00:49Sarah!
01:01:01Sarah!
01:01:03Sarah!
01:01:05Sarah!
01:01:07Sarah!
01:01:13Sarah!
01:01:15There's no sign of her.
01:01:17Oh, my God.
01:01:19Come on, we're getting out of here.
01:01:21What are we gonna do? He's done something to the car!
01:01:23We're getting out of here on what?
01:01:25Everything's under control.
01:01:27We've caught the maniac.
01:01:29Come along with me and I'll take care of you.
01:01:33It's just a coincidence.
01:01:43Just a coincidence.
01:01:45Go!
01:01:47What are we getting to?
01:01:49Go to the bedroom.
01:01:51Come on, Peggy.
01:01:53Get the window.
01:01:55Laura!
01:01:57I'm going to have to throw the book at you.
01:02:01Uh-oh.
01:02:03Suspect fleeing the scene.
01:02:05Come on.
01:02:07Come on, get through.
01:02:08Get through.
01:02:09Dougie, you're making me very...
01:02:13very...
01:02:15You're resisting arrest, Dougie.
01:02:29Dougie.
01:02:42Come on.
01:02:43Going somewhere?
01:02:47Here I come.
01:02:49Ready or not.
01:02:51Run.
01:02:53außer you're in jail.
01:02:55Come on.
01:02:57At least you can call for help.
01:03:00Seven-two-eight.
01:03:01...in-hield-hurst said she's got a prowler in her backyard.
01:03:03She says it looks like a cop.
01:03:05We're on the way.
01:03:06The cable's been cut.
01:03:07What are we gonna do?
01:03:08The woman says she won't open the court.
01:03:09The woman says she won't open the court right again.
01:03:10Look at me with this gun.
01:03:12Doug!
01:03:13Laura.
01:03:15Come on, come on!
01:03:16Oh!
01:03:17Uh!
01:03:18What?
01:03:19We got a DWI in the back seat who says he got a cop who was harassing him.
01:03:31We lost him.
01:03:34For the time being.
01:03:49Now it all makes sense.
01:03:54You mean why that squad car is following us this morning?
01:04:02We shouldn't have listened to the others.
01:04:05We should have called the police right away.
01:04:19Is that who I think it is?
01:04:23I'm afraid it is.
01:04:28Come on.
01:04:36There's no car behind his trailer.
01:04:39We can just find his keys.
01:04:44Now all we have to do is make it back to the house.
01:04:49No!
01:05:05Laura, you shouldn't have done that.
01:05:07Move down there.
01:05:18Look. Go get the car started. I'll distract him and I'll meet you in the driveway. Go.
01:05:37Go get the car.
01:05:38Let's go...
01:05:40I will destroy your vehicle.
01:05:41I will not climb this wall.
01:05:45What was this world at all?
01:05:54I want the car.
01:05:56Time to moles his wheels to theclub.
01:06:02I want to move on, I can't even go.
01:06:05Yes, sir.
01:06:15Stop!
01:06:20Stop!
01:06:33Dad!
01:06:36Doug!
01:06:37Laura!
01:06:42Doug, where are you?
01:06:55Come on, we gotta get out of here!
01:06:57Oh, my God!
01:07:07The door!
01:07:09So, we meet again!
01:07:13Turning!
01:07:19Turning!
01:07:21Turning!
01:07:23Turning!
01:07:25Oh, well, have it your way!
01:07:37Come on!
01:07:49Come on, we're getting out of here!
01:07:51Oh!
01:07:53My ribs!
01:07:55Need a hand?
01:07:57Come on!
01:08:21Come on!
01:08:27Catch your breath and we'll make it back to the road!
01:08:29What about you? You've broken something!
01:08:31A couple of ribs, it doesn't feel so terrific, but I'll make it!
01:08:35You don't look in such good shape yourself!
01:08:37It could be better!
01:08:41Come on, we're getting out of here!
01:08:51Go, go, go!
01:08:53Hold it right there!
01:08:54Put your hands in the air!
01:08:55I said hands in the air!
01:08:57You don't understand, someone's trying to kill us!
01:08:59He said, put them up!
01:09:01You've gotta believe us!
01:09:03Some cops killed this caretaker and four of our friends!
01:09:05We're telling you the truth!
01:09:07His squad car's parked out in the middle of the woods, number 113!
01:09:19Bradley to dispatch, come in!
01:09:21Bradley, breaking up!
01:09:23All right, go to the radio, call headquarters!
01:09:25Tell them it's worse than we thought!
01:09:27Where's the squad car?
01:09:29Over here!
01:09:57What did you mean by it's worse than we thought?
01:09:59A policeman named Joe Vickers didn't show up for work after his day off.
01:10:01When we searched his apartment this morning,
01:10:03found evidence of Devil worship.
01:10:05Thought it might have something to do with a woman who disappeared last night,
01:10:07so...
01:10:08I know.
01:10:09I know.
01:10:10I know.
01:10:11I know.
01:10:12I know.
01:10:13I know.
01:10:14I know.
01:10:15I know.
01:10:16I know.
01:10:17I know.
01:10:18I know.
01:10:19I know.
01:10:20I know.
01:10:21I know.
01:10:22I know.
01:10:23I know.
01:10:24I know.
01:10:25I know.
01:10:26It's so...
01:10:27We ran a check on fingerprints found in the apartment.
01:10:30Turns out Vickers' real name is Gary Henley.
01:10:33A guy with a history of mental problems a mile long.
01:10:36Who's now a policeman?
01:10:40Yeah.
01:10:45Chris?
01:10:46Bradley?
01:10:47I read you.
01:10:48Go ahead.
01:10:49Yeah, it's Vickers' car, all right.
01:10:51Sitting out here in the middle of the woods.
01:10:54Maybe Vickers really does have the Devil on his side.
01:11:02While the cops aren't forced, Vickers is the only one who lived by himself and kept his car at home.
01:11:07Any other cop we would have known right away if he was missing.
01:11:24The farmer claims he saw a black and white pull off the dirt road and disappear in his woods.
01:11:38Says he didn't think much about it at the time.
01:11:41Nice weather, huh?
01:11:43No.
01:11:44No.
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01:12:00No.
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01:12:27No.
01:12:28He's probably just out of radio range.
01:12:30Chris, come in. Do you read me?
01:12:32I'm telling you something's happened to him. We should get the hell out of here.
01:12:35Too late.
01:12:39You should have listened to Doug.
01:12:49Have a heart.
01:12:58We just need to get the way out of here.
01:13:00Come on.
01:13:01Looking for a way out?
01:13:07I'm out.
01:13:08Dead.
01:13:18Leave him alone!
01:13:24Whatever you say.
01:13:28Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:13:54Oh!
01:13:55God has nothing to do with it, if you know what I mean.
01:14:25Help!
01:14:40No!
01:15:03Satan doesn't like bullets.
01:15:05What the hell?
01:15:08Please, I beg you!
01:15:10It won't hurt for long.
01:15:41Put him down!
01:15:46I said put him down!
01:15:48Don't you put it that way?
01:15:56Are you coming close or I'll fire?
01:16:01Let's throw fire!
01:16:02Let's throw fire!
01:16:03He's dead!
01:16:04He's dead!
01:16:05I'm still alive!
01:16:06Let's go!
01:16:07I'm still alive!
01:16:08I'm still alive!
01:16:09I'm still alive!
01:16:10I'm still alive!
01:16:11Oh, my God.
01:16:41Oh, my God.
01:17:11Oh, my God.
01:17:14Oh, my God.
01:17:26Oh, my God.
01:17:30No.
01:17:32No!
01:17:34No!
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01:17:38No!
01:17:40No!
01:17:46Ah!
01:17:48Ah!
01:17:50Ah!
01:17:56Ah!
01:17:58Ah!
01:18:02Ah!
01:18:04Ah!
01:18:10Ah!
01:18:12Oh, my God.
01:18:42Oh, my God.
01:19:12Oh, my God.
01:19:42A spokesman for the police department, however, denies the allegation, claiming there's
01:19:49no way a psychopath of Warnicke's notoriety could infiltrate the police force, even if
01:19:54he did have the devil's help.
01:19:56Oh, my God.
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