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01:59That's unusual. Maybe no one told them I'd be arriving today.
02:13Is anyone home?
02:15Hmm?
02:16Hmm?
02:20Hmm?
02:22Huh?
02:24Huh?
02:25Huh?
02:35Um...
02:37Excuse me.
02:39You're cold. Are you okay?
02:42He doesn't have a pulse! Oh no! I should call an ambulance right away!
02:49Here.
02:50Damn, you're noisy.
02:56This isn't even your house, so could you please try to keep it down?
03:04You... you're alive!
03:06Why wouldn't I be alive? Seriously, what do you think I am anyway?
03:09But your heart... it seemed to have stopped. It wasn't beating at all!
03:14What are you doing?
03:17What am I doing? Oh, I think you already know. I'm about to take you, of course.
03:22You are.
03:29Hey!
03:30Oh, what's all the commotion down here?
03:31Damn it... it's Reiji.
03:33Need I remind you that this is our entrance hall? We use this area exclusively to receive our guests. I must ask you to take your activities to your private room.
03:42Oh, whatever. You're such a buskill.
03:44Will you help me? Please help me!
03:47And who might you be?
03:49I'm Yui Kimori. My father told me I was supposed to live here, but I don't know why.
03:53Why wasn't I told about this? Ayato, explain it to me at once.
03:57How would I know anything about it? This is news to me, too.
04:00You never told me you were moving in with us, Pancake.
04:02That's because you attacked me out of nowhere. I didn't have a chance to tell you anything.
04:07Hold on. You said Pancake. Were you talking about me?
04:12Of course I was, stupid. Seriously. If you haven't noticed, you're as flat as a pancake.
04:17Scott.
04:19This really is rather strange. I don't understand why I wasn't informed of your arrival.
04:24Excuse me, but who are you?
04:26I don't think it's a good idea to talk about this here. Please, follow me. See that her luggage is taken care of.
04:31Huh?
04:32Huh?
04:32Huh?
04:48Now, for the sake of formality, let's begin.
04:51Why don't you tell us about yourself and how you came to enter this house?
04:54Uh, right. Well, I...
04:57Well, what do we have here? Could it be that a cute little human girl has decided to pay us a visit?
05:05Huh?
05:05Oh, my. You smell so sweet and your skin tastes delicious.
05:14Please, let me have a lick, too.
05:17You're right. She does taste sweet.
05:20Stop that, you two. It's highly inappropriate to behave so impolitely toward a young woman you've only just met.
05:25But why? It's only natural to want to taste something that looks and smells so yummy.
05:30Kanato agrees with me.
05:31Yes, I do.
05:33Hey, knock it off, you guys.
05:35Have you forgotten that yours truly is the one who saw her first?
05:38Consequently, yours truly is going to be her first everything.
05:41Lame.
05:42I'm so sick of hearing you call yourself yours truly.
05:45What the hell?
05:46Dammit, Sbaru, I know that's you. Come out and show yourself.
05:49I'm right here.
05:51I thought I detected the smell of human in here. Guess I was right.
05:55Who is this mortal who dares awaken me from my precious sleep?
05:59How... how'd you enter this room so quietly?
06:01You will answer my question first!
06:08Do any of you know what's going on here?
06:10I must find out why this young woman has come here to live with us.
06:16Well, I... I think this is just some sort of misunderstanding, so I'll be on my way now.
06:21Wait just a minute.
06:22I am attempting to get to the bottom of the situation here.
06:25Don't you think it would be rather discourteous to leave right now?
06:29But... but I...
06:31I wonder if she's a young woman that he mentioned the other day.
06:36Shu, do you know something about this girl and the reason she's here?
06:40Maybe.
06:41Don't give us this maybe crap. I think we'd all appreciate an explanation.
06:47It was that guy.
06:49He contacted me a couple days ago.
06:52He told me that we'd have a guest arriving from the church and that we should treat her with respect.
06:57What? Are you telling me that Pancake here is the prospective bride?
07:01How is that all this is?
07:04Let's be honest. She's more like a sacrifice than a bride, really.
07:08Oh, yeah.
07:10He explicitly said that we're not supposed to kill her.
07:13Oh, really?
07:14If that's the case, then we're going to have a very long relationship with this woman.
07:19It appears there is no misunderstanding after all.
07:23So allow us to introduce ourselves.
07:25That is the eldest son, Shu.
07:29My name is Reiji and I'm the second son.
07:31Next are the triplets, Ayato.
07:33I won't let you get away from me next time.
07:35Kanato.
07:36I hope to taste you again very soon.
07:39And Laito.
07:40It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, little bitch.
07:42The last son is Subaru.
07:44What a waste of time.
07:46I still think this has to be some sort of mistake.
07:49Nobody said anything without me being somebody's bride.
07:53And besides the six of you, you're all kind of weird.
08:04I think I need to contact my father.
08:09That's my cell phone.
08:10You give that back to me now.
08:11Do you really think that I should?
08:13Give it back!
08:14Come on, please!
08:17What are you doing?
08:20This is what I'm doing.
08:25How could you?
08:27Get lost.
08:29Oh, there, there, little bitch.
08:31It'll be okay.
08:32You're about to become very good friends with us,
08:35so you'll have no need for that silly old cell phone.
08:38Right.
08:38To tell you the truth,
08:39I'm feeling a little bit peckish at the moment.
08:41Don't I know it?
08:42Don't you smell so delicious?
08:44It's intoxicating, little bitch.
08:46It's intoxicating, little bitch.
08:46Oh, there.
09:04They're all vampires.
09:08Take that, you monsters!
09:10Honestly, you can't really believe there's any truth to that old fairy tale written by a mortal.
09:24The one that claims vampires are vulnerable to garlic, holy crosses, and sunshine.
09:29It just goes to show how foolish and arrogant mortals can be.
09:32And it infuriates me.
09:37Her manners are utterly deplorable.
09:40I can't wait to break you.
09:58I told you that you wouldn't be needing a phone during your time here with us.
10:14Now, now.
10:16Where is that little bitch run off to?
10:18Guess who this is.
10:23Please, please, please let this open.
10:38Did you really think you could escape?
10:41I believe the time has come for the much anticipated scream.
10:44Please humor me by screaming.
10:45I want to hear you scream at the top of your lungs.
10:48You won't get away from me this time, little pancake.
10:50I don't get away from me.
11:02I can't.
11:06Oh, my God.
11:36It hurts!
12:06Could this be… me? And is this… my father's old diary? But how?
12:16Yui brings me great joy. The fact that she is not my natural child is no longer important to me.
12:23I am only grateful for this tremendous blessing every day of my life.
12:29So what does this mean? Is it true that I'm… not my father's daughter?
12:34What is my father's diary doing here anyway?
12:36Of all our rooms, you had to pick this one to enter.
12:39We took great care to seal off this room, so you shouldn't have been able to come in here.
12:44I must be sure to install a new lock on the door immediately.
12:47That's for sure. Why don't you tell us how you managed to get in here, little bitch?
12:51But remember that you are my prey, so please don't move.
12:55I'm… not anyone's prey.
12:57I've heard enough of your damn excuse!
12:59Oh, jeez. Give it a rest, Sbaro.
13:02You shut up!
13:03That's the lock.
13:08You know how to get my juices flowing, don't you?
13:12Perhaps I'll partake in the feast as well.
13:16I would like a taste too, please.
13:18There's one important thing that you must fully comprehend from this day forward.
13:22You will never be able to escape, so make no attempt to do so.
13:26Aw, don't be such a whoosh! Get straight to the point, will ya?
13:29Just tell her that if she tries to escape, she's dead!
13:31Please! Please stop!
13:35Please stop this right now!
13:37No!
13:38Ah!
13:40My bad.
13:41Seems like I knocked something over.
13:43Ah!
13:44Ah!
13:45Ah!
13:46Hey there, Pancake.
13:52Tell me.
13:53Are you ready?
13:55Please, God, no!
14:25I take all that I want and all that I see.
14:34It's a ruler's prerogative to torture his conquests, isn't it?
14:38I watch you inevitably spiral toward a dead end.
14:41Fall until you can fall no further, and cry.
14:46Come here. I'll smother you with fang marks and kisses.