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00:00:00Satsang with Mooji
00:01:00Hey, Katie.
00:01:21Ryan, what are you doing here?
00:01:23Your mom just let me in.
00:01:25I have a surprise for you.
00:01:30I love you, Katie.
00:01:43I always have.
00:01:45And I always will.
00:01:49You are my soulmate.
00:01:52Oh, Ryan.
00:01:52You're so hot.
00:02:22I'll call her to the world.
00:02:32No, no, no, no.
00:02:40Hey.
00:02:42Hey.
00:02:43Oh, is that the new DEF CON 4?
00:02:45Yeah.
00:02:45With the Rumbleback?
00:02:47Yeah.
00:02:47Come along, what?
00:02:48Oh, no, no, you gotta do it.
00:02:50Right there, you get.
00:02:51Don't die.
00:02:51Ha, ha.
00:02:52You get right into that group.
00:02:58It's all in the group.
00:03:00Right there.
00:03:02Ha, ha.
00:03:02Oh, yeah.
00:03:03Oh.
00:03:07Oh.
00:03:08Oh.
00:03:10Oh.
00:03:10Spencer, I'm going to fuck you so bad.
00:03:21I've been thinking about you all day.
00:03:25Mm-hmm.
00:03:28On top of me.
00:03:30Mm-hmm.
00:03:31Fucking me so hard.
00:03:32Until you make me scream.
00:03:40Oh, Katie.
00:03:43Oh.
00:03:47Oh, Katie.
00:03:52Katie.
00:03:56Oh.
00:03:57Oh.
00:03:59Oh, Ryan.
00:04:08Oh.
00:04:09Oh, you're right there.
00:04:11Oh.
00:04:12That was good.
00:04:13Mm.
00:04:15Oh, Ryan.
00:04:17Oh.
00:04:18Katie.
00:04:18Honey.
00:04:19Time to get up.
00:04:21Last day of school.
00:04:22Don't want to be late.
00:04:23Oh, right.
00:04:25What's the matter with you?
00:04:26Nothing.
00:04:28Are you okay?
00:04:29Yeah.
00:04:30I know.
00:04:31You're still upset about not making valedictorian.
00:04:33I do not want you to worry about it another minute.
00:04:35We got the scholarship we won.
00:04:37That's all that matters.
00:04:38Okay, my sweet?
00:04:39All right, sweet.
00:04:41Oh.
00:04:42You are really hot and sweaty.
00:04:45You have a fever?
00:04:46No.
00:04:46I'm fine.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:52Cleo's toy mouth.
00:04:54You never know where she's going to stick this thing.
00:04:56Ugh.
00:04:57And she's slobbered all over it.
00:04:58Okay.
00:04:59Get up.
00:05:00Rose is going to be here any minute.
00:05:01Last day.
00:05:02You don't want to be late.
00:05:03It's very exciting.
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:05Yeah.
00:05:05He's doing fantastic.
00:05:13Yeah.
00:05:14Yeah.
00:05:16Yeah.
00:05:16Yeah.
00:05:24Yeah.
00:05:25Yeah.
00:05:25Yeah.
00:05:27It's been good.
00:05:27Dude, finally, you're like the last person out, per usual.
00:05:39I had to say goodbye to Mr. Warren and thank him for all the really inspiring literature
00:05:42lessons that we had.
00:05:44Uh-huh.
00:05:44Come on, I'm taking you to the mall.
00:05:46Oh, Rose, I can't go shopping with you tonight.
00:05:47I have to go home.
00:05:48We have to organize you and family coming in from here, too.
00:05:50I'm not the one who needs new clothes, darling.
00:05:52You do.
00:05:53What?
00:05:54No, I don't.
00:05:55Katie, how long have we been best friends?
00:05:58Since kindergarten.
00:06:00Joanie, you crazy bitch.
00:06:01Nail some poke rockers.
00:06:02Bang for me while you're there.
00:06:05And in all that time, have I ever steered you wrong?
00:06:09Yes.
00:06:10Katie, look at me.
00:06:11We're about to enter the big bad world.
00:06:13We're about to bust through the confines of this suburban life.
00:06:17We need to make some serious changes, starting with your clothes.
00:06:20You dress like a librarian and not the sexy kind.
00:06:22I like my clothes.
00:06:23Don't you want to climb out of your little fantasy world of books, unstudying, and all
00:06:27things that constitute boringness and joy in reality?
00:06:31You've been hot for Ryan Lambert for, like, five years.
00:06:33And except for that one Halloween party way back in the Ice Age, you haven't even kissed
00:06:37him or anyone for that matter.
00:06:39Ryan Lambert's my soulmate.
00:06:41I have to save myself for him.
00:06:48We're the first ones here.
00:06:49I told you if we got here on time, no one would be here.
00:06:53Oh, my God.
00:07:01That was amazing.
00:07:03Who was that?
00:07:04I don't know.
00:07:06But whoever he was, I think he was my soulmate.
00:07:10Ryan, you play GoldenEye lately?
00:07:11Yeah, dude.
00:07:12I love the guns.
00:07:13They're awesome.
00:07:13It's tight.
00:07:15It was Ryan Lambert.
00:07:16I knew it.
00:07:17I knew we were meant for each other.
00:07:24Even though I'm morally repulsed by the very thought, we are going to go to that miserable
00:07:28bastion of awesomeness, the mall.
00:07:30And we are going to get you some awesome new clothes.
00:07:32And tonight, at the party, you are going to go for it.
00:07:36Oh, great.
00:07:38Okay, tonight, trust me, is going to be awesome.
00:07:40We're going to go for it.
00:08:10You know, what is even the point of buying sexy new clothes if you're going to cover
00:08:14them up with your sweater?
00:08:15It's cold.
00:08:17It's 90 degrees outside.
00:08:24Oh, my God, wait.
00:08:27Congratulations in yours?
00:08:31So what?
00:08:32The person who wrote that is a Spangler Phil.
00:08:34The point is, we're throwing caution into the wind.
00:08:38And we're certainly not going to correct anybody else's grammar.
00:08:42No?
00:08:43Oh, my God, try hard.
00:08:45Try really, really hard.
00:08:53Everybody, everybody, listen, please.
00:08:55This party isn't happening.
00:08:56The party's been canceled.
00:08:57Everybody needs to get out.
00:08:58Please, ow, stop, stop, ow, stop, stop, stop, stop, listen, listen.
00:09:06My grandpa just got home from the hospital.
00:09:08He's upstairs in a coma.
00:09:09I need everybody to get out.
00:09:10Mom, he's hot.
00:09:14Rose, maybe we should just leave.
00:09:16Jeremy's grandfather's home from the hospital and in a coma.
00:09:18So what?
00:09:19It's not like we're going to wake up.
00:09:20Hey, show me your tits.
00:09:22It's my video of memories of high school.
00:09:23Oh, come on, there's a free t-shirt if you do.
00:09:28So we'd never do that.
00:09:31And memories are spelled with three M's, Beth.
00:09:37Virgin.
00:09:46Rose, how did he still know I'm a virgin?
00:09:48Please, like, every guy here doesn't know the sexual status of every semi-cute girl in the school.
00:09:53Hey, is Katie Fowler still a virgin?
00:09:55Who?
00:09:56Oh, yeah.
00:09:57Total virgin.
00:09:59It's not.
00:10:00Anyway, I feel like I'm not.
00:10:02If the world won't carry me
00:10:03Stiff-lip-calling-neck-trash-share-dreaming
00:10:07Of the world, it's not for me
00:10:10Tim Peel's at rhythm in motion
00:10:13Satisfies every part of me
00:10:16Six lanes have a beat, I'll be shaking
00:10:19Every girl's in the bus
00:10:21Oh, there he is, don't walk
00:10:25I'm not comfortable
00:10:27No
00:10:27No, um
00:10:28I need to do this
00:10:30I need to
00:10:35What am I even gonna say?
00:10:38What am I gonna do?
00:10:39Just be yourself
00:10:40Just be yourself
00:10:41Really?
00:10:41Yeah
00:10:42Okay, no
00:10:43Be sexy and cute and make him feel smart
00:10:45Don't correct his grandma
00:10:46Oh, you just looked at me
00:10:49You just looked at me
00:10:50What am I gonna do?
00:10:52What am I gonna do?
00:10:53Um
00:10:54Okay, no
00:10:57I need a minute
00:10:58Just stay here
00:11:06We'll wait until he comes to us, okay?
00:11:08Hola, senors and senoritas
00:11:10I think you're the only other person that even knows that
00:11:13Wait, beer?
00:11:16You hate beer
00:11:17Oh
00:11:17It's a long story
00:11:19Did you see the History Channel's best grammar in a...
00:11:22Spencer, here you are
00:11:23We need to talk
00:11:25Oh, Katie
00:11:26You showed
00:11:28Somehow I thought you wouldn't
00:11:30Because she'd be depressed about not making valid a tournament
00:11:32Oh, and why would she be depressed
00:11:33Because she's getting the citizenship award
00:11:35And the scholarship that goes with it
00:11:36You don't know that
00:11:37The school treasurer hasn't counted votes yet
00:11:39Right, Spencer?
00:11:41Uh
00:11:41No
00:11:42But Katie's the only one even nominated for it, so
00:11:45One word, people
00:11:47Rhydon
00:11:48Uh, it's actually two words
00:11:51Anyway, you'll give me a ride in your new car later, right?
00:11:54Sure
00:11:54Cool
00:11:55Oh
00:11:58Please
00:11:59Does she think that if she flirts with you
00:12:01That she's gonna have you cheat
00:12:03Give her the award?
00:12:04Please
00:12:04That's the fourth thing
00:12:05Well
00:12:08I'm gonna get some beers
00:12:09Anyone?
00:12:10Uh-huh
00:12:10More
00:12:12More beers
00:12:13More beers?
00:12:16Hmm
00:12:16Mm-hmm
00:12:17Okay, don't look now
00:12:23Oh, God
00:12:25Yes
00:12:25All right
00:12:26Flora's not aggressive
00:12:27Hot
00:12:28But not funny
00:12:29Okay, I got
00:12:29Hi, Katie
00:12:33Hi, sorry
00:12:34It's all right
00:12:35I don't know
00:12:36No
00:12:37It's a zoo
00:12:38I want to thank you because
00:12:41You tutored me all those years in high school
00:12:43And you know what?
00:12:45I wouldn't have graduated
00:12:46No
00:12:46No, yeah
00:12:47You ever need anything
00:12:48You let me know, okay?
00:12:50Oh, okay
00:12:51Um, well, Ryan, I was wondering if, uh, maybe you, um, I don't know, wanted to, you know, get out of here
00:13:00What was that?
00:13:01What was that?
00:13:01I didn't hear you, I'm sorry
00:13:02Oh, um, I wanted to know if maybe you, uh, wanted to get a beer
00:13:07Oh, no, I have a beer
00:13:08You have a beer, too, and you have two beers
00:13:11Yeah, right
00:13:12Look, I'm taking off with my dad tomorrow for the summer, so if I don't see you
00:13:17Tomorrow?
00:13:18You're not, you're not staying for graduation?
00:13:20No, actually, my friends are waiting, so
00:13:24Sorry, I, I, I wanted to know, Ryan, if maybe, um, you know, we've always had this client-tutor relationship
00:13:39And maybe wanted to know if you were open for something more
00:13:46Um, yeah, oh, aren't you a virgin?
00:13:52Yeah
00:13:52I had an experience with a virgin a while back, and it was just
00:13:57Susan and Ripe
00:13:58Yeah
00:13:59Anyway, it was just, it, it was too much drama, I can't
00:14:03But it wouldn't be like that with me, I promise
00:14:06I'm really sorry, I, I made a vow to myself, I can't, I can't have sex with a virgin
00:14:12No more virgins, right?
00:14:17It's too bad, though, because, I mean, otherwise
00:14:22Hey, what are you doing?
00:14:34He doesn't want me
00:14:35He said that?
00:14:37He said that he wouldn't do it with a virgin
00:14:40Because of the whole Susan Enright debacle
00:14:43Ugh, why does one crazy virgin have to ruin it for the rest of us, huh?
00:14:47What?
00:14:48Katie!
00:14:49Katie!
00:14:50I always knew that somehow me and Ryan would be together
00:15:06But now it's too late
00:15:22If only there was a way we could just snap your fingers and you wouldn't be a virgin anymore
00:15:29Oh, sorry
00:15:31Hey, how about we go upstairs and do some nasty things to each other
00:15:36Oh, okay, go throughout, please, ew
00:15:39Oh my god
00:15:42You know, there actually is a way that you can still get right
00:15:47But you never do it
00:15:52Rose, I'll do anything
00:15:56All you have to do is lose your virginity
00:16:00But Ryan won't make love to me
00:16:05With someone else
00:16:07At the party, mine
00:16:09Rose!
00:16:11You asked
00:16:12I think I'm just gonna go
00:16:14Okay, well
00:16:17No
00:16:18You stay
00:16:19Have fun
00:16:20I mean, I just need alone time
00:16:23Yeah
00:16:24Yes
00:16:25Yeah
00:16:26Come on
00:16:28Come on
00:16:28Winter
00:16:29Winter comes
00:16:31Then you know
00:16:35Winter comes
00:16:40And you know
00:16:44Yeah
00:16:47Yes
00:16:50Yeah
00:16:51Yes
00:16:52Yeah
00:16:53Yes
00:16:54Yeah
00:16:55Yeah
00:16:57Yes
00:16:58Yeah
00:16:59Yeah
00:17:01When I know you're here
00:17:03Let's hope it's all you needed
00:17:06Don't mark it down, girl
00:17:09You should be proud
00:17:10Girl, what would it take to make an eye out on the town?
00:17:13Girl, guess I'm hard with the sight of the truth
00:17:16Just hope it doesn't cost you
00:17:17Your time or your year
00:17:19Katie
00:17:20Hey
00:17:21Rose, I'm gonna do it
00:17:22I realize I have to do whatever I can to give our love a chance
00:17:26Oh my god, I'm so friggin' proud of you
00:17:28Okay, all right
00:17:29Let's get this thing going
00:17:31Who should we get to do that?
00:17:36Duh
00:17:36Spencer
00:17:38No, no
00:17:40No, I don't think so
00:17:41Katie, he's perfect
00:17:41You've known him since kindergarten
00:17:43He's nice
00:17:44He's safe
00:17:45My guess is
00:17:47It's gonna
00:17:47It's gonna take a better day
00:17:49That's why that took so long?
00:17:51Ridiculous
00:17:52It was so long
00:17:53We've just kept cutting in
00:17:54Are you okay?
00:17:58You look a little
00:17:59Oh, she's fine, Spencer
00:18:00In fact
00:18:01Katie was just telling me that she will
00:18:04She wants us friends
00:18:05Tells me to what?
00:18:07To hook up with
00:18:08Fuck
00:18:09Screw
00:18:09No way
00:18:17Yes, don't you, Katie?
00:18:21Really?
00:18:22Uh-huh
00:18:23Yeah
00:18:23Oh my god, don't leave a girl hanging spots
00:18:26Yay or nay
00:18:27Um
00:18:29Yay
00:18:30Yeah
00:18:31Yeah, definitely
00:18:33Really?
00:18:35Sure
00:18:35I mean
00:18:37Of course
00:18:38When?
00:18:42Right now
00:18:43Okay, if not now
00:18:45When?
00:18:46Hello?
00:18:47Wow
00:18:48Okay
00:18:50I, uh
00:18:51Just, um
00:18:53Got to use the bathroom
00:18:55I don't want to do this
00:18:59I can't do this
00:19:02I just realized I can't do this
00:19:04Come on
00:19:04You can pull me here
00:19:05I have to tell Spencer to forget it
00:19:12I just
00:19:12I can't
00:19:13Hey
00:19:13Calm down
00:19:15Really?
00:19:16Okay, just listen to me
00:19:16It's no big deal
00:19:18Well, all you have to do is
00:19:19Well, all you have to do is, well
00:19:19Nothing
00:19:20You just lay there
00:19:21And
00:19:22And Spencer puts it in
00:19:23Wait, Spencer puts it
00:19:24He puts his
00:19:26His penis
00:19:26Oh my god
00:19:27Spencer has a penis
00:19:29Oh
00:19:30Oh, Brooke
00:19:31I guess I've always known it on some level
00:19:33But I never really knew, you know
00:19:35Maybe
00:19:35Oh, God, Rose
00:19:36I can't do this
00:19:37I can't
00:19:37Bitch, just don't look at it
00:19:40Okay?
00:19:40Really?
00:19:41Yeah
00:19:42But I thought I had to
00:19:43Please
00:19:44You don't have to see it
00:19:45You probably won't even feel it
00:19:47Really?
00:19:48Okay, it's gonna hurt like fucking hell
00:19:49Oh, but I thought it was supposed to feel good
00:19:51Please, like shoving a sausage in your ear can now feel good
00:19:54Oh my god
00:19:55And then there's the blood
00:19:56The blood?
00:19:57Come on, Katie, relax
00:19:58You're really gonna love it
00:19:59I mean, you're not your first time
00:20:00Or your second time
00:20:01Or even your third time
00:20:02But really, it's
00:20:02Why would one ever do this?
00:20:08Okay, scratch that
00:20:09Think of it like
00:20:10Like going to the dentist
00:20:12You like going to the dentist, don't you, Katie?
00:20:14Yeah
00:20:15But that's because I never get any cavities
00:20:17And I always get a free toothbrush after
00:20:19Well, I don't think Spencer's gonna find any cavities either
00:20:21No, except for the one
00:20:23Ew
00:20:23But the important thing to remember
00:20:24Is that when it's all said and done with
00:20:25You're gonna have something greater than a new toothbrush
00:20:27You're gonna have
00:20:27Brian Lambert
00:20:29Yes
00:20:30Yes
00:20:31Okay
00:20:32Okay
00:20:32Okay
00:20:33I can do this
00:20:34Yes
00:20:35Um, he just inserts it
00:20:37And then I wait a minute or two
00:20:40And it's over with
00:20:41Like going to the dentist
00:20:41Right
00:20:42I can do this
00:20:44You can do it
00:20:45I can do it
00:20:46You can do it
00:20:47I can really do this
00:20:49You can do it
00:20:50Oh my gosh
00:20:52I'll do it
00:20:53I can't do this
00:20:59How can I do this?
00:21:00This is
00:21:00It totally cornered me
00:21:01It's not fair
00:21:02This is way too much pressure
00:21:05I need what's kind of repair
00:21:08You do not
00:21:09You've been preparing for 18 years
00:21:11Yeah
00:21:12Yeah
00:21:13You're right
00:21:14I'll
00:21:14I'll be fine
00:21:16Yeah
00:21:17As long as you don't come too fast
00:21:18What?
00:21:20No chicks
00:21:21They take longer
00:21:22To
00:21:23What?
00:21:25You know
00:21:26How would you know?
00:21:27Trust me
00:21:28I know
00:21:29Yeah, right
00:21:31So
00:21:33Just go whack off now
00:21:35Then you won't have any trouble lasting
00:21:36What?
00:21:38No
00:21:39No
00:21:39I can't do that
00:21:40There's no other option
00:21:42So guys
00:21:45In here
00:21:49I can't believe I'm going to do this
00:22:19Okay, just concentrate
00:22:39Alright, I gotta go to the bathroom
00:22:42Yeah, okay
00:22:43Just take it
00:22:46Damn it
00:22:53I need something to
00:22:57I guess there's a lot to do
00:23:11I tried to get afraid to leave
00:23:32But they won't go
00:23:33As long as they stay out of this room
00:23:35Hey
00:23:37Could you fill this with water?
00:23:41I'm gonna give them a bath for sure
00:23:42Oh yeah
00:23:43Oh yeah
00:23:47Oh yeah
00:23:47Oh
00:23:48Oh
00:23:49Jesus
00:23:54Oh my god
00:23:55What's up?
00:23:56What's wrong with you?
00:23:57My grandfather's in the next room
00:23:58I'm sorry
00:23:59Jesus
00:24:01Oh Jesus
00:24:02No
00:24:04No
00:24:04No, it's not what it looks like
00:24:06I
00:24:07I just couldn't find anything else
00:24:09Oh, yeah
00:24:10I did not see that
00:24:14I swear
00:24:17Seriously
00:24:19I love this stuff
00:24:20Oh
00:24:22Jesus
00:24:23In fact
00:24:26I'm taking this
00:24:28Yeah, I'm
00:24:29I can't wait to check after this
00:24:31You're a pervert
00:24:34So
00:24:40Yeah, that was great advice
00:24:44You almost got me kicked out of the park
00:24:45Hey
00:24:45I was just trying to help
00:24:46And, uh, look what I got you
00:24:49What's up?
00:24:50Trust me
00:24:50This makes sex really hot
00:24:54How would you know?
00:24:55Oh, I know
00:24:57Oh, I know
00:24:57Okay
00:25:01I think it is
00:25:03Okay
00:25:03Oh
00:25:04So
00:25:06The best thing to do is just
00:25:08Get it done as
00:25:09Quick as possible
00:25:11So
00:25:19I guess, uh, we should
00:25:21Use my new car
00:25:23Okay
00:25:25I saw you in my eyes
00:25:49Yeah, you were picking out a tire
00:25:54I fell into your side
00:25:59Dad bought you this car for graduation?
00:26:02Yeah
00:26:03It's nice
00:26:04Thanks
00:26:05So, uh, I guess
00:26:14Uh
00:26:15Oh
00:26:28Safety first
00:26:35Yeah
00:26:36Right
00:26:36Yeah
00:26:38It's important
00:26:39Okay
00:26:44Okay, so I'll just
00:26:45Get this on
00:26:47Unless
00:26:56You want to
00:26:57Uh
00:26:58No, thank you
00:26:59Right
00:27:00Um
00:27:03I'm not
00:27:04You know
00:27:05I mean, not
00:27:08Huge
00:27:09Or anything
00:27:09Oh
00:27:10Oh, that's okay
00:27:11Um
00:27:12It's probably
00:27:13Good
00:27:14Actually
00:27:14Oh
00:27:16Right
00:27:17Yeah
00:27:17Yeah
00:27:18I mean, I'm not
00:27:22Tiny or anything
00:27:22I'm just
00:27:23Normal
00:27:24Six point two
00:27:25Five inches
00:27:25I mean, that's
00:27:28If you measure from the top
00:27:29Not the underside
00:27:30Which most guys do
00:27:31But I really think of that
00:27:32As cheating
00:27:32I mean
00:27:34Probably
00:27:35Okay, uh
00:27:39So
00:27:41Ready?
00:27:44Okay
00:27:47Okay
00:27:49Okay
00:27:50Uh
00:27:54Yeah
00:27:55I can't see you back
00:27:56Just hold it
00:27:56Like
00:27:57Oh
00:27:57Like that
00:27:59Oh
00:28:02Ah
00:28:03Sorry
00:28:03Wow
00:28:09Yeah, we're gonna
00:28:11Fireworks
00:28:12Fireworks
00:28:13Here we go
00:28:14Okay
00:28:15Okay
00:28:15Okay
00:28:19Okay, go, go, go, go
00:28:20Shit, what the hell's wrong with the damn thing, man?
00:28:26Okay, it's just a
00:28:27You said to go
00:28:28Are you okay?
00:28:31Yeah
00:28:32Yeah, I just
00:28:33Yes, that's who gets them
00:28:35All right
00:28:36Sweet
00:28:37What's that?
00:28:37What's that?
00:28:38I don't know
00:28:38Do you know these guys?
00:28:39Who are they?
00:28:44Oh
00:28:45I'm sorry
00:28:46I didn't know you were gonna do that
00:28:47Oh, I'm sorry
00:28:49Okay
00:28:49I think we should just, you know, dispense
00:28:53From the extraneous stuff
00:28:55Like, you know, like kissing
00:28:56Oh
00:28:57Okay
00:28:59Yeah
00:29:00Yeah, it's great
00:29:01Okay
00:29:02Just, uh, just dispense
00:29:04What?
00:29:09What's wrong?
00:29:10Did I do something?
00:29:10No, no, no, no, it's fine
00:29:12It's okay?
00:29:13It's fine
00:29:14Um, just close your eyes, okay?
00:29:17Okay
00:29:18Spencer, you gonna insert it soon?
00:29:28Yes
00:29:28Okay, shh, just, please
00:29:30Unconcentrate
00:29:32Okay, now
00:29:37What?
00:29:38What?
00:29:41What are you doing?
00:29:42Oh, shit, it's a dead stick
00:29:46You're fantasizing about another woman with a big butt while we were screwing?
00:29:53No, Katie, we're not screwing
00:29:55No, we're not
00:29:56Wait, Katie, wait, wait, please, Katie, Katie
00:29:59I know I'm not the prettiest girl in school, but you really need a visual aid to screw me?
00:30:05You didn't pretend you were a big butt woman?
00:30:07No, Katie, I was pretending I was with you
00:30:10That makes no sense at all
00:30:11Just forget it
00:30:14I'll find someone else
00:30:16Someone else?
00:30:21Let's do this show game
00:30:23One, two, three
00:30:24Cheers, motherfucker
00:30:25Woo!
00:30:26Woo!
00:30:28Woo!
00:30:29Woo!
00:30:31Hey!
00:30:33Hey, how'd it go?
00:30:35It didn't
00:30:35It didn't work
00:30:36Beardick?
00:30:38No, I'm just not his type
00:30:41Holy lies, Minnelli
00:30:43Spencer's gay!
00:30:44I always knew he couldn't jive with the poo in the room
00:30:46And he's been under gaydar the entire time
00:30:49Beardick?
00:30:53How estipation?
00:30:59No
00:31:01I don't even need to explain it to her
00:31:06What do you mean to explain it to her?
00:31:09Here.
00:31:17Please be in the bathroom.
00:31:20There you go.
00:31:21Relax.
00:31:24Lock it.
00:31:25Bottoms up.
00:31:31And touchdown.
00:31:36Hello, Rose. Maybe I should just go home.
00:31:42What? No. No.
00:31:44We've had one minor little setback.
00:31:46All we have to do is find someone else and hop right back on that sexy dentist.
00:31:51But what if I get on the horse and he just wants the water and...
00:31:58but the water needs to have a big butt.
00:32:01Okay, this is good. You're not making any sense.
00:32:03You're definitely drunk enough.
00:32:05Katie.
00:32:07Shove it.
00:32:09You're gonna lose your virginity tonight.
00:32:13That little virgin slut. We don't Chelsea here.
00:32:17Chelsea?
00:32:18Okay. Minor setback. We have to regroup.
00:32:35Ugh. Sweater goes.
00:32:36You know, I really didn't realize it's gonna be this hard.
00:32:40Well, you know, shit happens.
00:32:42Katie. Katie, you're here.
00:32:44Will you sign my yearbook?
00:32:45Okay.
00:32:46You know, I'm actually thinking about joining speech and debate team and becoming captain next year, too.
00:32:49All you need is a positive female role model and there happens to be one right up there.
00:32:59This is my positive role model?
00:33:02Yep.
00:33:03Look closely, cause this...
00:33:05This is what a man wants.
00:33:07This is what a man wants?
00:33:10Nope.
00:33:11Okay.
00:33:12Let's see what we...
00:33:15Have you done that?
00:33:16Ew.
00:33:17No.
00:33:18Mandy here says that before she got her 48D implants, she used to stuff her bra full of silicone chicken cutlets.
00:33:31But we don't have any of those.
00:33:33No.
00:33:34But I bet I can find the very next best thing.
00:33:37Okay.
00:33:38Implants.
00:33:40I'm gonna scavenge through the fridge.
00:33:41You are gonna put on warm makeup.
00:33:45Fix your hair.
00:33:46And...
00:33:47Shave.
00:33:48I'm gonna shave this morning.
00:33:49Not your legs.
00:33:50Your petite shape.
00:33:51Okay?
00:33:52No!
00:33:53Do it!
00:33:55Did you say it was an emergency?
00:33:56Why is Logan's favorite?
00:33:57Shaving emergency.
00:33:58Cheers.
00:33:59Okay.
00:34:07That's not super.
00:34:08Yeah.
00:34:11That's kinda good.
00:34:12Aw!
00:34:14Oh!
00:34:15Oh, my!
00:34:16Oh, my!
00:34:17Oh!
00:34:18Oh!
00:34:19Oh!
00:34:20Oh!
00:34:21Oh!
00:34:22Oh!
00:34:23Oh!
00:34:24Oh!
00:34:25Oh!
00:34:26Oh!
00:34:33Oh!
00:34:35Oh!
00:34:36Oh!
00:34:38Oh!
00:34:39If they let me grind some more
00:34:41I'm gonna probably cut for sure
00:34:43That's a fact
00:34:43Especially when I'm sippin' on yakki
00:34:45Just for me, that's an aphrodisiac
00:34:47And if you feelin' what I'm still in the hall of doubt
00:34:49Uh-huh, I don't feel like that
00:34:52Gettin' down, it's a little crazy
00:34:54Uh-huh, I don't feel like that
00:34:56Gettin' down
00:34:57Uh-huh, I don't feel like that
00:35:00Gettin' down, it's a little crazy
00:35:01Uh-huh, I don't feel like that
00:35:03Gettin' down, it's a little crazy
00:35:06Uh-huh, I don't feel like that
00:35:09Okay, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, cut, let's...
00:35:26Ah, I have some.
00:35:28Cool.
00:35:32Ah, okay.
00:35:35Ah, finally, one last bit.
00:35:37Ah, I said it's time for you to get away.
00:35:39Ah.
00:35:39You said you like the way I play your plays.
00:35:41One more thing I want to hear.
00:35:42Ah, ah, ah!
00:35:44Ah!
00:35:45Ah!
00:35:45Ah!
00:35:47Oh, my God!
00:35:48Ah!
00:35:48Ah!
00:35:49Ah!
00:35:49Ah!
00:35:50Ah!
00:35:50Ah!
00:35:51Hey, lookie outside, you have a whiny little bitch.
00:35:53Ah!
00:35:54Ew!
00:35:54It won't come off!
00:35:56Okay, ah, got it.
00:35:58You are, like, so lucky.
00:35:59I'm gonna take this shit and carry it with me everywhere.
00:36:02If they let me run some more.
00:36:04I'm gonna run some more, I'm gonna run some more.
00:36:06Get off!
00:36:07No!
00:36:08Sorry.
00:36:09Sorry.
00:36:10Ah!
00:36:11Ah!
00:36:11Ah!
00:36:12Mommy, can you care?
00:36:17Oh, ah!
00:36:18It itches.
00:36:19Oh, my.
00:36:20It really is.
00:36:21Okay.
00:36:22Mind over matter.
00:36:23Can you do that for me, please?
00:36:24Okay, here we go.
00:36:25Let's just put these things in.
00:36:26Ew, wait.
00:36:27Ew.
00:36:27Let's watch again.
00:36:28Don't be so sensitive, okay?
00:36:29Let's go see.
00:36:30Do you want big tips or not?
00:36:31Marinate?
00:36:32That's all they had, okay?
00:36:33Ew.
00:36:34Put them in right like that.
00:36:39Uh-huh.
00:36:40I like it like that.
00:36:41You get it.
00:36:42Oh, in the box.
00:36:43Yeah.
00:36:44Works for Mandy, right?
00:36:45Hmm.
00:36:46Oh.
00:36:47Yeah.
00:36:48Works for Mandy, right?
00:36:50You get it, buddy.
00:36:51Uh-huh.
00:36:52Haha.
00:37:18It's for me!
00:37:19I'm gonna jam, I'll do the help that's up and sound
00:37:21I think I'll eat you, go ahead, you just want to get it done
00:37:24It's a slap at the ground, you want to help them all
00:37:27There's a lot of things you can do in this town
00:37:29So come along and ride that help that's up and sound
00:37:32See what's on the special
00:37:35Hey, how's it going?
00:37:38You guys want to go upstairs and make some private food?
00:37:40Hey, what are you doing? Chelsea told me you're planning to lose your...
00:37:43Busy!
00:37:44No, wait, you can't do this.
00:37:46And why not?
00:37:47Just because you can't get it up for her doesn't mean no one else can
00:37:50What's wrong with you?
00:38:04Cherry bomb
00:38:05Yeah, consume it
00:38:08It's Kathy, right?
00:38:11Katie
00:38:11Yeah, right
00:38:13You were in my French class, weren't you?
00:38:17You, uh, look a little bit different somehow, I, uh...
00:38:22I mean, in a good way
00:38:25Thanks
00:38:25Yeah
00:38:26You've been here long?
00:38:28What? I can't hear you
00:38:30What?
00:38:30What?
00:38:31I said...
00:38:33Maybe we should go upstairs and talk
00:38:35You know, in, like, a bedroom or something
00:38:37Don't you have a girlfriend?
00:38:39Who?
00:38:39Rachel?
00:38:40What? You see her hair?
00:38:41No
00:38:42No, no, no, no, no, no
00:38:45So, we should maybe go upstairs
00:38:47Okay
00:38:48Really?
00:38:49Yeah
00:38:49Okay, looks about to go
00:38:50Okay
00:38:51Okay
00:38:51Woo!
00:38:52Woo!
00:38:52I don't care if you take my money
00:38:54I don't care if you take my money
00:38:55I don't care if you take my money
00:38:56I don't care if you take my money
00:38:58I got so bad
00:38:59I got so bad
00:39:00It's like she's going crazy
00:39:01Fuck it, man. Forget about it, her
00:39:04You sound better
00:39:06Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:39:10I'm sorry
00:39:11I'm gonna go get a surround
00:39:13Okay
00:39:13Did it happen?
00:39:16Any minute
00:39:16Right
00:39:17Did you realize you're gonna have to see a penis, right?
00:39:19Mm, mm-hmm
00:39:20No, I know, I know
00:39:21Um, I was thinking you're
00:39:23You were totally right
00:39:25I'm just ready this time
00:39:27And I should
00:39:27I'm sorry
00:39:28I should just try it out
00:39:30I just gotta kind of do it, you know
00:39:32Oh, have you had one of these cherry balls?
00:39:34Yeah
00:39:35Hey, sorry, are you ready?
00:39:37Mm-hmm
00:39:38Let's do this
00:39:39Bye
00:39:40Bye
00:39:41Bye
00:39:42Oh, God
00:39:43Get this off
00:39:44This is gonna be so good
00:39:47Oh, man
00:39:48It's so hot
00:39:49No, I am
00:39:50Uh, any way we could just, like, make love or screw?
00:39:57Boy
00:39:59You sure do love that fringe, don't you?
00:40:01Sure
00:40:02Sure
00:40:03We can make the screw
00:40:04Mm-hmm
00:40:05But I just need you to suck on the first
00:40:07Oh, this is gonna be so good
00:40:09Are you ready?
00:40:10Oh, my God, here we go
00:40:11Oh, good
00:40:12Oh, good
00:40:13Oh
00:40:14Come here
00:40:15Oh
00:40:16What's wrong?
00:40:17What?
00:40:18Uh, nothing
00:40:19Come here
00:40:20Oh, no, I just, uh, do they all look like me?
00:40:22No way, man
00:40:23Mm-hmm
00:40:24Some of them are ugly
00:40:25Here, you can kiss it
00:40:27Um, I just, uh, need to answer my phone
00:40:30I didn't hear anything ring
00:40:31I'll just answer it and it'll take a minute
00:40:34He's not gonna be ready to do this all day
00:40:36I'm not talking about me
00:40:37Oh, just take a second
00:40:38I really didn't hear anything ring
00:40:42Hey, hey, what happened? You're supposed to be in there
00:40:44Tommy, is this supposed to look like that?
00:40:46Yeah, or Alessia?
00:40:49Are you sure?
00:40:50Uh-huh
00:40:51Oh, my God
00:40:52Hey, check it out
00:40:53Meaner
00:40:54I'm Alessia
00:40:55You're not gay
00:40:56You just need to get used to it
00:40:57Oh, look at it
00:40:58It's a wild mushroom thing
00:41:00It has veins
00:41:01And it's purple
00:41:02He wants me to put my mouth on it
00:41:04When he comes
00:41:05Comes
00:41:06Shoot sperm
00:41:07I can't do this
00:41:08I really can't
00:41:09I have to go
00:41:10I can't do this
00:41:11Katie?
00:41:12This whole thing is like a horrible horror movie
00:41:13And I don't even like Mr. Mushroom
00:41:15That stupid cartoon
00:41:16We just gonna eat our vegetables
00:41:17Cover!
00:41:18Cover!
00:41:19Cover!
00:41:26Kathy!
00:41:27You're back
00:41:28Katie
00:41:29What's the matter?
00:41:30You look a little nervous
00:41:31Come here
00:41:32Once you have a little bit of this
00:41:34It'll make you feel better
00:41:35It will?
00:41:36Yeah
00:41:37Absolutely
00:41:38Come here
00:41:39Come here
00:41:40Yep
00:41:41Go ahead
00:41:44What?
00:41:45No
00:41:46That's good
00:41:47Now
00:41:49It's time for me to blow your mind
00:41:51Okay
00:41:52I just need you
00:41:54To suck it
00:41:55For like one minute
00:41:57And then we can have sex
00:41:59Okay?
00:42:00No
00:42:01I don't think I can
00:42:02I think I'm gonna vomit
00:42:03Katie
00:42:04Relax
00:42:05What?
00:42:06I didn't say anything
00:42:08Katie
00:42:09Come closer
00:42:10Yes
00:42:11Yes
00:42:12Katie
00:42:13Mr. Mushroom?
00:42:14Oui
00:42:15Katie, my love
00:42:16Kiss me
00:42:17No
00:42:18Oh, Katie
00:42:19Please
00:42:20It's for your own good
00:42:21Katie
00:42:22Do you know why it is
00:42:23The men do not notice you?
00:42:25It's because you lack the certain
00:42:27Je ne sais quoi
00:42:28The more experienced women have
00:42:30Yes
00:42:31Katie
00:42:32Listen to me
00:42:33The men
00:42:34They are like
00:42:35Empty shells
00:42:36The mind
00:42:37The brain
00:42:38Ah yes
00:42:39The very soul of the man
00:42:40Is in the penis
00:42:41Gosh
00:42:42That's so true
00:42:43So Katie
00:42:44You must know ze penis
00:42:46Say yes Katie
00:42:47Suck out my puss-filled nails
00:42:49Oh!
00:42:50Oh!
00:42:51Oh!
00:42:52Shit!
00:42:53Who's my girlfriend?
00:42:54I thought you said
00:42:55No
00:42:56I'm coming in
00:42:57Okay
00:42:58Hi
00:42:59How are you?
00:43:00Hey you are
00:43:01Oh!
00:43:02Hi!
00:43:03Okay
00:43:04Oh no
00:43:05I don't know
00:43:06What do you do?
00:43:07My little chevy tastes like gin
00:43:09Oh!
00:43:10Yeah
00:43:11But I know you
00:43:12But I know you
00:43:19Katie, hey, hey, hey
00:43:20What happened?
00:43:21I don't want to talk about it
00:43:22Rose's whole sex thing has been so much more disturbing than I expected it to be
00:43:26I'll be happy if I never see a penis again
00:43:28Hey!
00:43:29You just haven't found the right one yet
00:43:30When you see Ryan's
00:43:31You're gonna love it
00:43:32I promise
00:43:33I don't think so Rose
00:43:34I really don't think that's gonna
00:43:35Oh shit, sorry Rose
00:43:36Sorry Virgin
00:43:38What is so wrong about being a flippin' virgin?
00:43:40Nothing!
00:43:41I am so sick of all of you and your stupid name calling
00:43:44I am president of the chess club
00:43:46Yeah!
00:43:47I'm captain of the debate team
00:43:48Yeah!
00:43:49Class valedictorian
00:43:50Or almost
00:43:51Yes
00:43:52I can do this
00:43:54I can do this
00:43:55I can do this if I just set my mind to it
00:43:58Yes
00:43:59Rose
00:44:00I'm gonna get this over with
00:44:02Fast
00:44:03Awesome
00:44:04Okay
00:44:05Awesome
00:44:06Okay
00:44:07Okay
00:44:08Okay
00:44:09Okay him!
00:44:10Cisco?
00:44:11Totally gay
00:44:12He is so nice
00:44:13He's amazing in bed
00:44:14He's got a huge cock
00:44:15What color is it?
00:44:16Oh
00:44:17Oh
00:44:18Oh
00:44:19Oh
00:44:20Oh
00:44:21Oh
00:44:22Oh
00:44:23Oh
00:44:24Oh
00:44:25Oh
00:44:26Okay
00:44:27Okay him!
00:44:28Cisco?
00:44:29Totally gay
00:44:31He is so nice
00:44:32He's amazing in bed
00:44:33He's got a huge cock
00:44:34Oh
00:44:35What color is it?
00:44:37Oh
00:44:38Oh
00:44:39Oh
00:44:40Oh
00:44:41Oh
00:44:42Oh
00:44:43Oh
00:44:44Oh
00:44:45Oh
00:44:46Oh
00:44:47Oh
00:44:48Oh
00:44:49Oh
00:44:50Oh
00:44:51Hey Cisco
00:44:52Sup
00:44:53Rumor has it you're an amazing fuck
00:44:54Katie here would like you to prove it to her
00:44:55Rose!
00:44:56No it's chill
00:44:57I am
00:44:58But for me it's not about fucking
00:44:59It's about using my sexual energy to fire the Kundalini forces
00:45:03And merge that energy with the energy that our bodies make
00:45:06Cool
00:45:07So why don't you give Katie a lesson she'd love to learn wouldn't you Katie?
00:45:10Well I usually don't waste my time with the non-initiates but
00:45:13You might find it very enlightening
00:45:15The way I play your plays
00:45:16One more thing I wanna hear you say
00:45:18Oh
00:45:19I don't like that
00:45:20Get me down with the sound of all crazy
00:45:22Oh
00:45:23I don't like that
00:45:24Get me down
00:45:25Oh
00:45:26I don't like that
00:45:27Get me down with the sound of all crazy
00:45:29Oh
00:45:30I don't like that
00:45:31Get me down with the sound of all crazy
00:45:33Dancing on his dance floor
00:45:35You wouldn't say that how you go
00:45:36Jesus
00:45:37There she goes again
00:45:39Total fucking slut
00:45:40No she's not
00:45:42Maybe I should just do it
00:45:43Just tell her what I really feel
00:45:45Yes
00:45:46Absolutely
00:45:47You should tell her that you really feel
00:45:49Like she's a total fucking slut
00:45:52I love trains leaving the station
00:45:54All aboard
00:45:55This is perfect
00:45:58Feel the energy in here
00:46:00Okay
00:46:02Let your body totally go off
00:46:04Let your spirit
00:46:05On through
00:46:07On through
00:46:08Your veins
00:46:15Enjoy it
00:46:16Don't forget to breathe
00:46:17Breathing is key
00:46:18Take your clothes off
00:46:20And meet me on the bed
00:46:21Okay
00:46:37Okay
00:46:40Bye
00:46:43Up
00:46:46Come here
00:46:47Okay
00:46:51Slowly
00:46:55In
00:46:57And out
00:46:59Let your body be a vessel for love
00:47:03Now we'll begin
00:47:05With the introductions
00:47:07This
00:47:08Is my lingam
00:47:09His name is
00:47:10Rama
00:47:13Uh
00:47:14Hi Rama
00:47:15No
00:47:16What is the name of your
00:47:17Yoni
00:47:19My Yoni?
00:47:20She's listening
00:47:21Why don't you ask her?
00:47:26Uh
00:47:27Yoni?
00:47:28What is your
00:47:29Name?
00:47:33Uh
00:47:34I don't
00:47:35I don't
00:47:36She didn't
00:47:37Tell me anything
00:47:38Breathe in
00:47:39Okay
00:47:40Ah
00:47:42Now
00:47:43Really ask her
00:47:45Yoni
00:47:46What is
00:47:47Your
00:47:48Name
00:47:49Name
00:47:56Um
00:47:57She says that her name is
00:47:58Joni
00:48:00Joni
00:48:02Joni
00:48:04Joni?
00:48:05Your Yoni's name is Joni?
00:48:06You know Katie I thought this was going to be special
00:48:09Something you would enjoy but
00:48:10You're just not taking it seriously
00:48:12What?
00:48:13I can't teach you if you're not going to learn
00:48:15No but please I want to
00:48:16I do
00:48:17It's just she's nervous and she makes bad jokes when she's nervous
00:48:22She says she's sorry
00:48:23Okay
00:48:29Okay
00:48:30Okay you've convinced me
00:48:31Oh
00:48:32Should we start with the cow?
00:48:33Oh no I like my colon
00:48:34Oh
00:48:35Alright
00:48:36The wheelbarrow
00:48:37Oh god
00:48:38Oh no
00:48:39Oh okay
00:48:40Oh oh oh
00:48:41The neat dish
00:48:42Pizza?
00:48:43Like this
00:48:44Yeah
00:48:45Oh
00:48:46Okay
00:48:47Let's go
00:48:48Are you going to put it in soon because
00:49:03Isn't that what we could do?
00:49:05Fill the energy as it passes through my lingam to your Yoni
00:49:11Oh
00:49:12Oh
00:49:13Oh
00:49:14Oh
00:49:15Oh
00:49:16Oh
00:49:17Oh
00:49:18Oh
00:49:19Oh
00:49:20Oh
00:49:21Um
00:49:22Excuse me
00:49:23Um
00:49:24How long are you going to
00:49:26Are we going to do this?
00:49:27Well
00:49:29I once lasted ten hours
00:49:31Ten
00:49:32I don't have
00:49:33I don't have time for ten hours
00:49:34I'm on a deadline
00:49:35I love you
00:49:37I always have
00:49:39Like
00:49:40I think that you like all the time
00:49:42And
00:49:43Wow
00:49:45I just love you
00:49:48Oh
00:49:49No
00:49:50No
00:49:51No I wasn't
00:49:52Dude no it's cool
00:49:53It's cool
00:49:54It's alright man
00:49:55It's love
00:49:56It's sweet sweet love
00:49:57It's a perfect union
00:49:58And she's beautiful
00:49:59And it's okay
00:50:00It's okay man
00:50:01She's available
00:50:02No what
00:50:03She's all yours
00:50:04You can be like my new grandpa
00:50:05Can buy me presents on Christmas
00:50:07It's all good
00:50:08I want a Playstation 3
00:50:15Katie
00:50:17Did you do it?
00:50:18No
00:50:19It wanted to take like ten hours
00:50:20You want?
00:50:21Hey
00:50:22Hey
00:50:23No worries
00:50:24At all
00:50:25I've got a plan
00:50:26In fact
00:50:27Katie
00:50:28There you are
00:50:29I need to talk to you
00:50:30Not now Spencer
00:50:32Hi
00:50:33Please
00:50:34Come here
00:50:35Katie
00:50:36Hey
00:50:37Oh
00:50:38Uh
00:50:39Uh
00:50:40Uh
00:50:41Derese
00:50:42Um
00:50:43How was your
00:50:44Chem final?
00:50:45I aced it
00:50:46Gross
00:50:47Please
00:50:48Let me
00:50:49Out
00:50:50Oh
00:50:51Oh
00:50:52Oh
00:50:53Oh
00:50:54You know we can help you out with it if you want
00:50:56Oh no
00:50:57I'm sorry I wasn't
00:50:58Uh
00:50:59Ladies focus
00:51:00Either stay here with us or just go okay
00:51:02Oh Katie please stay with us
00:51:04Please we'll have so much fun really
00:51:06Yeah we will
00:51:07Does that mean we have to have sex?
00:51:10Yeah
00:51:12That could work
00:51:13Uh
00:51:14I suppose we should
00:51:15Introduce ourselves
00:51:16I'm Katie
00:51:17Oh
00:51:18Oh
00:51:19Oh
00:51:20Oh
00:51:21Oh
00:51:22Oh
00:51:23Oh
00:51:24Oh
00:51:25Oh
00:51:26Oh
00:51:27Oh
00:51:28Oh
00:51:29Oh
00:51:30Oh
00:51:31Oh
00:51:32Oh
00:51:33Oh
00:51:34Oh
00:51:35Oh
00:51:36Oh
00:51:37Oh
00:51:38Oh
00:51:39Oh
00:51:40Oh
00:51:41Oh
00:51:42Oh
00:51:43Oh
00:51:44Oh
00:51:45Oh
00:51:46I'm not a lesbian.
00:51:52Aw, jeez, what the hell is this?
00:51:56I don't want it.
00:51:58Oh, it's okay, guys.
00:52:00He just has a little fetish.
00:52:02I like the bite.
00:52:04That all sounds good to me.
00:52:06Girls, focus.
00:52:14Not bad.
00:52:16More like it.
00:52:18It's mine. No!
00:52:26Girls, hey girls, hey girls.
00:52:36I'm gonna come.
00:52:38I'm gonna come.
00:52:40I'm gonna come.
00:52:42No, no.
00:52:44Wait, stop!
00:52:46Stop!
00:52:48Wait!
00:52:50I'm gonna come.
00:52:52Wait, stop!
00:52:54I'm gonna come.
00:52:56I'm gonna come.
00:52:58That's mine!
00:53:00I'm gonna come.
00:53:05Hey, it's cool.
00:53:06No.
00:53:07It's all gay.
00:53:14Can you do it again?
00:53:15No way, man.
00:53:16It was like a fourth time in an hour.
00:53:20I gotta go then.
00:53:30I remember that I did one day.
00:53:40Hey, you wanna go dig some jazz?
00:53:41Yeah, that's cool.
00:53:42My dad said it'll be here in like a half an hour, so we got time. Let's go.
00:53:45Let's do it.
00:53:46Go.
00:53:47Half hour.
00:53:50Oh.
00:53:51Sha-bam-bam!
00:53:52Sha-bam-bam!
00:53:53Hi!
00:53:54Baby, can you?
00:53:55Me, Todd.
00:53:56Apparently, he went to her school, but I never saw him.
00:53:58Uh, yeah, uh, so we should go.
00:54:01Yeah.
00:54:02Yeah.
00:54:05I don't know what to do with this.
00:54:06Whip me.
00:54:07Make me your bitch, okay?
00:54:08I promise I'll fuck you right after, but just, I really need this right now.
00:54:12Did you even go to our high school?
00:54:14No, my sister did.
00:54:16Can you just whip me, please?
00:54:19Okay.
00:54:21You're my bitch.
00:54:22Mm-hmm.
00:54:23I'm sorry, I just don't even, I don't know what to say.
00:54:26Just say anything, just say it nastily, okay?
00:54:29Just say it while whipping me, nastily.
00:54:30You just dangled your modifier.
00:54:32Coño mano, estoy duro como una piedra, okay?
00:54:34No, your modifier nastily.
00:54:36As in, saying it nastily, or whipping me nastily.
00:54:40Who cares?
00:54:41Who cares?
00:54:42Who cares?
00:54:43God, I am so sick and tired of people acting like proper English.
00:54:47Doesn't matter.
00:54:48First rose, then the penis, now you!
00:54:51Do you not understand that proper English is the basis of civilized society?
00:54:58Yes, mistress.
00:54:59Do you really expect to succeed without proper grammar?
00:55:02Yes.
00:55:03Really?
00:55:04Do you expect people to respect you if you don't know proper English?
00:55:08When getting whipped, my brain just goes nuts.
00:55:12You did it again!
00:55:14Am I whipping your brain?
00:55:16No.
00:55:17Then say it properly.
00:55:18Uh, when you whip me my brain goes nuts?
00:55:21Exactly.
00:55:22Ah!
00:55:23Oh, I could have used this in my private tutoring sessions.
00:55:26I'm sorry, mistress.
00:55:27I've been a very, very bad boy and I just need to be punished.
00:55:31Can you just fuck me now?
00:55:33You have a dick, so you fuck me!
00:55:40Talk about a dangling modifier.
00:55:42Someone's coming!
00:55:43Ah!
00:55:44Ah!
00:55:46Hey!
00:55:52All right, guys, come on!
00:55:53Get out of here!
00:55:54Ow!
00:56:00What was that?
00:56:03Though I just don't even think she deserves a good citizenship award since she's being such a total slut here tonight.
00:56:09Katie!
00:56:12Jesus!
00:56:13What the?
00:56:16Beth has got to get this.
00:56:17Beth?
00:56:20Katie!
00:56:21Hey, Joey!
00:56:22I love you.
00:56:23You're so beautiful.
00:56:24Your face.
00:56:25And your boobs.
00:56:26Your dick.
00:56:27Katie!
00:56:28You never told me you have a big dick!
00:56:29No, that's not what it is!
00:56:30Oh!
00:56:31No, that's...
00:56:32It's a big dick!
00:56:33A shemale?
00:56:34Where?
00:56:35Ah!
00:56:36Oh!
00:56:37How did I...?
00:56:41Oh!
00:56:42Oh, that itches!
00:56:43That itches.
00:56:44Oh, that itches.
00:56:45Oh, that itches.
00:56:46Oh, that itches.
00:56:48Oh.
00:56:49Oh, how did I?
00:56:55Oh, that itches.
00:57:06Wow.
00:57:07Oh, that was really, yeah.
00:57:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:57:19Oh, yeah.
00:57:22Oh, that's really good.
00:57:27Oh, what a freak.
00:57:28What?
00:57:29What?
00:57:30No.
00:57:31You're filming that?
00:57:33What?
00:57:33Turn that off.
00:57:34What are you doing?
00:57:35Stop it.
00:57:36Please, stop it.
00:57:37Stop it.
00:57:37Wait, wait, wait, don't go.
00:57:39I'm going to make you a star.
00:57:43What's that about?
00:57:45$10.85 for hardcore war.
00:57:47Dude, that is way too much.
00:57:50Yeah.
00:57:58Oh, whoa, whoa.
00:57:59Look out, dude.
00:58:00She's getting away.
00:58:00Don't be an idiot, Seth.
00:58:02Look, just give me the tape, okay?
00:58:03I'll pay you for it.
00:58:04No way, man.
00:58:06Seth, seriously.
00:58:07Why are you even doing this?
00:58:08You want to be a serious journalist.
00:58:09Man, it's fun.
00:58:11And besides, I don't happen to know of any hard-hitting, newsworthy scandals around here, do you?
00:58:14Hey, Spencer!
00:58:16This is your fault.
00:58:20Enough.
00:58:21Enough.
00:58:36Hey!
00:58:39There you are.
00:58:40You okay?
00:58:49Katie?
00:58:51Look, it's no big deal.
00:58:53No one's even going to remember this in the morning.
00:58:56Okay, yeah.
00:58:58It's all anyone's ever going to talk about forever and ever.
00:59:00But so what?
00:59:01Who cares?
00:59:02They're all lame anyway.
00:59:04You're so close.
00:59:05Now's not the time to just give up.
00:59:08What?
00:59:10Yes, it is.
00:59:11I should have given up three hours ago.
00:59:13I can't do this.
00:59:15This is...
00:59:16This has been the worst night of my life.
00:59:21Did you just see what happened in there?
00:59:24Yeah, I heard.
00:59:26It's not even that.
00:59:28It's...
00:59:28Everything.
00:59:30Everything.
00:59:30It was...
00:59:31There...
00:59:32What was I thinking?
00:59:34We can still go back in there and we can make this happen.
00:59:41No, we can't.
00:59:42I don't...
00:59:43I don't want to do anything like this ever again.
00:59:47I will wait until I am 40 to lose my virginity.
00:59:50If then.
00:59:52Rose, thank you for all your help, but...
00:59:57I think it's just...
00:59:58Time that I go.
01:00:03What about Ryan?
01:00:05I don't know.
01:00:05Everything just turns out wrong.
01:00:08And she swore this rose the last time.
01:00:14Time and time before.
01:00:15Seriously, Spencer?
01:00:17Do you think a hoe like Katie deserves a good citizenship award?
01:00:20No.
01:00:22I mean...
01:00:23No, she's not.
01:00:25Oh.
01:00:27It's all my fault.
01:00:28I insulted her earlier.
01:00:29That's why she's doing all this.
01:00:31You think that's why she's losing her virginity?
01:00:34She's doing it to sleep with Ryan Lambert.
01:00:37And everyone knows Ryan won't do it with a virgin.
01:00:40What?
01:00:41No.
01:00:42No.
01:00:45Where'd you hear that?
01:00:47Everyone knows.
01:00:48Except you.
01:00:49I'm such a lady.
01:00:57Of course it's about Ryan.
01:00:58It's always about Ryan.
01:01:01I knew it.
01:01:03I knew Ryan was my soulmate.
01:01:05That kiss proved it.
01:01:08He's going to be my first.
01:01:10Come on, let's go get some punch.
01:01:13Hey, Spence, you okay?
01:01:14Yeah, I'm good, dude.
01:01:19If you want to get back at her, I know the perfect way.
01:01:26What?
01:01:26Just stuff the ballot box in my favor.
01:01:32And I'll do anything you want.
01:01:36Anything.
01:01:38And no one ever has to know.
01:01:40I'll be waiting for the time when it's all alright.
01:01:54I'm such a beautiful creation.
01:02:01Shh.
01:02:02Katie?
01:02:04I'm sorry.
01:02:05I just need to get my purse.
01:02:06Why are you naked?
01:02:08Oh, I just had to change my clothes.
01:02:10This girl threw up all over me.
01:02:11Oh.
01:02:11Wait, where are you going?
01:02:14Home.
01:02:14I just need to get my purse.
01:02:16No, no, no.
01:02:16Shh.
01:02:17No, no, no, no.
01:02:17You're not going home.
01:02:18I want to do it right now.
01:02:19Really?
01:02:20Yeah, yeah, right now.
01:02:21Well.
01:02:21Let's do it right now.
01:02:23But.
01:02:24I want to do it right now.
01:02:25But I thought you said.
01:02:28Oh.
01:02:29No, I know what I said before.
01:02:31Just forget that.
01:02:32Oh.
01:02:32Oh.
01:02:33Yeah.
01:02:34Wow.
01:02:36Nice tits, Katie.
01:02:37Oh.
01:02:39Nice tits.
01:02:40Ryan.
01:02:40Oh.
01:02:41I've been thinking about this moment forever.
01:02:52Oh, yeah.
01:02:53Yeah, me too.
01:02:54I know.
01:02:55Okay.
01:02:56Mm-hmm.
01:02:57Okay.
01:02:58Okay.
01:02:58Real quick.
01:02:59Real job.
01:03:00Oh, my God.
01:03:01Just do it.
01:03:02Yeah, I know.
01:03:02It feels great.
01:03:03What?
01:03:05Oh, okay.
01:03:06Good idea.
01:03:07Okay, okay.
01:03:08Yeah, that.
01:03:08Okay, that.
01:03:09I'm fine.
01:03:10Sure, sure.
01:03:11Hey, man.
01:03:18If we were stranded on an island, I would be okay with that.
01:03:24You're a good, good, good kid.
01:03:26What?
01:03:27I'm fine.
01:03:27I've been such a beautiful life.
01:03:32Such a beautiful time.
01:03:34I'm doing my cry.
01:03:37And he said I need you in praise.
01:03:44He said I need you in a new swing.
01:03:50I won't say I need you in friends
01:03:57I won't say I hate you in all this ways
01:04:20I just don't get it
01:04:43It's Chelsea of all people
01:04:45Oh, Ryan, I'm sorry
01:04:50It's just that I never even liked her
01:04:53Oh, okay, okay, I guess I'll just
01:04:56Where were we?
01:05:00Okay, Ryan, blowjob
01:05:01Tonight's been the weirdest night of my life
01:05:06I swear to God, I don't know what else could happen
01:05:10Oh, shit
01:05:16No, that's Grandpa's heart monitor
01:05:19What?
01:05:19Shit, somebody call 911
01:05:21Jesus, what?
01:05:36Oh, man, she's sucking up your Grandpa
01:05:40Oh, my God
01:05:42What?
01:05:43Oh, my God
01:05:44Jesus, you killed the book
01:05:46Oh, my God
01:05:47Oh, my God
01:05:48Oh, my God
01:05:49Oh, my God
01:05:51Oh, my God
01:05:55Kate, you're back
01:06:10Katie, you're back
01:06:24No, I just, I need to go, I need to get my purse
01:06:27Just...
01:06:27Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
01:06:30What's the matter?
01:06:32Whoa
01:06:33Could you love me anymore?
01:06:37Yeah, of course I do
01:06:38I just...
01:06:39No, no
01:06:40And make love to me now
01:06:41Make love to me now
01:06:43Will you keep a secret, keep it till I'm gone, in this room I'm hiding...
01:07:00Brian? Brian?
01:07:02What's the matter?
01:07:04I don't know, it... I don't know, it just...
01:07:08I'm sorry, I don't know, I just thought it would be different.
01:07:12Like, like that kiss.
01:07:14Kiss?
01:07:15That kiss in sixth grade, it was so amazing, so passionate.
01:07:21It said that we were meant to be together forever.
01:07:26Wow.
01:07:29I don't even remember that.
01:07:33Sorry.
01:07:36I should just go.
01:07:39Bye, Ryan.
01:07:42Bye, Katie.
01:07:43Have a nice summer.
01:07:46Oh my god.
01:07:53Oh god.
01:07:55You're... you're gay?
01:07:58No.
01:07:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08:00Okay, technically I'm fine.
01:08:02You're gay.
01:08:03Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
01:08:05Alright, I just don't want anyone to know.
01:08:07Ryan, I wouldn't have told anyone.
01:08:09Hey, you won't tell anyone, right?
01:08:10Hey!
01:08:11Hey!
01:08:12Hey!
01:08:13Hey!
01:08:14Hey!
01:08:15Hey!
01:08:16Hey!
01:08:17Hey!
01:08:18Hey!
01:08:19Hey!
01:08:20Hey!
01:08:21Hey!
01:08:22Hey!
01:08:23Hey!
01:08:24Hey!
01:08:25Hey!
01:08:26Hey!
01:08:28Hey!
01:08:29Hey!
01:08:30Hi!
01:08:31Rose, it's me.
01:08:32Hey.
01:08:33Hey.
01:08:34Hey.
01:08:35Hey.
01:08:46Hi, Rose.
01:08:47It's me.
01:08:48I'm...
01:08:49I'm out front.
01:08:50Oh!
01:08:51I'm just gonna need a minute.
01:08:55Arm!
01:08:56Arm!
01:08:57Arm!
01:08:58Make that too, okay?
01:08:59Okay.
01:09:00There you are.
01:09:01I need to talk to you.
01:09:02Hi, Spencer.
01:09:03Katie, listen.
01:09:04No, you don't...
01:09:05You don't even have to tell me.
01:09:06I know.
01:09:07I acted like a total crazy person tonight.
01:09:09Yeah!
01:09:10Wait.
01:09:11All the stupid things I did.
01:09:12I can't believe I killed a little old man tonight.
01:09:14Wow.
01:09:15That is pretty bad.
01:09:16Before tonight, I was so bad.
01:09:17I was so bad.
01:09:18I was so bad.
01:09:19I was so bad.
01:09:20I was so bad.
01:09:21I was so bad.
01:09:22I was so bad.
01:09:23I was so bad.
01:09:24I was so bad.
01:09:25I was so bad.
01:09:26I was so bad.
01:09:27I was so bad.
01:09:28I was so bad.
01:09:29Before tonight, I was so upset about not making valedictorian.
01:09:32I didn't even appreciate the things I did have.
01:09:36I mean, um...
01:09:38I probably lost my scholarship and everything.
01:09:40Oh, right.
01:09:41Right.
01:09:42The...
01:09:43Morality clause?
01:09:44Yeah.
01:09:45Yeah.
01:09:46Well...
01:09:47I don't worry too much about that.
01:09:50Seth Tape.
01:09:51Memories of High School.
01:09:53They're on Katie Powers.
01:09:54Spencer, how did you get this?
01:09:56I traded Seth for it.
01:09:59I can't believe it.
01:10:00Yeah, I got him some better footage of Chelsea and I in the bedroom.
01:10:05Oh.
01:10:07Yeah.
01:10:08You!
01:10:09You're the one that blew my grandpa!
01:10:11Jeremy, I'm so sorry.
01:10:14I didn't mean to.
01:10:15It was a total accident.
01:10:16I didn't...
01:10:17I didn't mean to kill it.
01:10:18You didn't kill him.
01:10:19You didn't kill Grandpa.
01:10:20You cured him.
01:10:21You woke him up.
01:10:22He came out of his coma.
01:10:23He did?
01:10:24Yeah.
01:10:25He's got, like, this new lease on life.
01:10:27In fact, he's that good Sam.
01:10:29He's in room 1321 if you want to pay him another one of your visits.
01:10:32Oh.
01:10:33Oh, wow.
01:10:35Oh, God.
01:10:36Katie, listen.
01:10:41After night, I realized that I don't want to be your friend anymore.
01:10:51Spencer.
01:10:52What I mean is...
01:10:54It was you.
01:11:11But why didn't you ever...
01:11:16Brian and I both wore the same costume that day.
01:11:19And...
01:11:20I saw how happy you were when we thought it was him, so...
01:11:24I just left.
01:11:25Spencer.
01:11:26I should have told you.
01:11:28I love you.
01:11:29I always have.
01:11:30Spencer.
01:11:31But...
01:11:32You and Chelsea.
01:11:33Tonight.
01:11:34Keep it safe.
01:11:35I'm tired.
01:11:36I'm tired.
01:11:37I'm tired.
01:11:38I'm tired.
01:11:39I'm tired.
01:11:40I'm tired.
01:11:41I'm tired.
01:11:42I'm tired.
01:11:43I'm tired.
01:11:44I'm tired.
01:11:45I'm tired.
01:11:46I'm tired.
01:11:47I'm tired.
01:11:48Keep it safe.
01:11:49I'm telling you.
01:11:50I'm going to be on CNN with that thing.
01:11:51Seth, please.
01:11:52Seth, wait.
01:11:53I'll do anything.
01:11:54I'll do anything.
01:11:55I'll do anything.
01:11:57Watch.
01:12:02Chelsea, I know what you said before.
01:12:04But how can you get our tea?
01:12:06The principal won't catch us.
01:12:07Spencer.
01:12:08He can't.
01:12:09I've been blowing him once a week for the past year.
01:12:12Why do you think I made a Victorian?
01:12:14Because of my grades?
01:12:16Chelsea, I don't think you are a valedictorian anymore.
01:12:21Seth, what are you doing here?
01:12:23You set me up.
01:12:24Move, move, move, move.
01:12:25Ow.
01:12:26Wow.
01:12:27It's the way that you see it.
01:12:37In the way you believe it.
01:12:40Life's so unpredictable.
01:12:44And you know that you could fly.
01:12:45But sometimes it feels like you need a miracle.
01:13:01You sure?
01:13:02You really ready?
01:13:03Yeah.
01:13:05Okay.
01:13:06Me too.
01:13:08Yeah.
01:13:09Help!
01:13:10I'm sorry.
01:13:11No, Spencer.
01:13:12It's okay.
01:13:13Really, I mean...
01:13:14After all of this time waiting and wondering, another hour won't hurt.
01:13:18Katie?
01:13:19What?
01:13:20What?
01:13:21We just dangled your modifier.
01:13:23Oh my god.
01:13:24I did.
01:13:25I did.
01:13:26Yeah.
01:13:27Oh.
01:13:28Katie?
01:13:29Yeah, Spencer?
01:13:30I don't think we're gonna have to wait another hour.
01:13:31I'm sorry.
01:13:32No, Spencer, it's okay.
01:13:33Really, I mean...
01:13:34After all of this time waiting and wondering, another hour won't hurt.
01:13:36Katie?
01:13:37What?
01:13:38We just dangled your modifier.
01:13:39Oh my god.
01:13:40I did.
01:13:41I did.
01:13:42Yeah.
01:13:43Katie?
01:13:44Yeah, Spencer?
01:13:45I don't think we're gonna have to wait another hour.
01:13:46Oh!
01:13:47You never know until you try.
01:13:48Until you try.
01:13:49To step away from your foolish pride.
01:13:50Oh my god.
01:13:51I did.
01:13:52I did.
01:13:53I did.
01:13:54I did.
01:13:55I did.
01:13:56Yeah.
01:13:57Oh.
01:13:58Katie?
01:13:59Yeah, Spencer?
01:14:00I don't think we're gonna have to wait another hour.
01:14:01Oh!
01:14:02Oh!
01:14:03Oh!
01:14:04Oh!
01:14:05Oh!
01:14:06Oh!
01:14:07Oh!
01:14:08Oh!
01:14:09Ooh!
01:14:10Oh, man!
01:14:11In your life.
01:14:12It's fuckin' beautiful, man!
01:14:13Just that minute!
01:14:14I really did it!
01:14:18Don't let it get to you.
01:14:33Don't let it get to you...
01:14:36If you're worried, father, you'll be alright
01:14:41I'll never know what you want