HOUR EKBLADDDD!!!!! Road to a Repeat comes with CAT FEVERRRRR!!!! The Florida Panthers defeat the Lightning 4 to 2 in an electrifying game! Good boy Aaron Ekblad and Seth Jones scored 11 seconds apart. We take this time to plan out our Thursday with top hats and monocles.
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00:00What did I tell you about Aaron Eckblad?
00:13He's a good boy!
00:16He's a good boy, Jennifer!
00:19He is the best boy!
00:21He's a very good boy!
00:22Man, the Panthers yesterday, they go up 3-1 on the Tampa Bay Lightning.
00:37They beat them 4-2.
00:39Aaron Eckblad, Seth Jones, goals mere seconds apart.
00:45Let's get to our headlines.
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00:55Here is Aaron Eckblad tying this puppy up.
01:00Eckblad hands there to Reinhardt.
01:02Reinhardt just inside the line.
01:04One shot, save the rebound.
01:05They score!
01:06And it's Aaron Eckblad crashing the net.
01:08And the Panthers have tied this game at 2 with 3.47 to play in the third.
01:14Aaron Eckblad picks up the rebound, and this game is tied.
01:18Man, that was good.
01:20Leroy, you're not.
01:23You could have done this during the match.
01:25You literally haven't said any words.
01:26You've just rummaged like a possum in the garbage in your snacks.
01:33You know what's crazy?
01:33I walked down there.
01:34I was by the bathroom, and I could still hear the crunch from all the way over there.
01:37Wow.
01:38Well, they're kettle picks.
01:39I mean, those are very crunchy.
01:41Oh, it's good stuff.
01:43Yes.
01:45That's fine.
01:45Mere seconds later, Seth Jones, intangibles.
01:54That's how we do it in hockey, right?
01:59Yes.
02:01Intangibles for the lead.
02:02Shot for the far point.
02:03They score!
02:04They score!
02:05This one took a bounce out front, and the Panthers have taken a 3-2 lead with 3.36 to play.
02:14Seth Jones put it to the net, and that one deflects in, and the Panthers are up a goal.
02:20It went under the goalie's arm.
02:21It was the weirdest.
02:24Oh, my God.
02:24That's why you shoot the puck.
02:26Vasilevsky couldn't gather himself from the goal mere seconds ahead.
02:29He wasn't.
02:29He wasn't.
02:30You know what happens, Leroy?
02:31That's what happens when you don't reset and refocus.
02:35Now, I know Bob did the same thing in a period beforehand, but you want to know what he didn't do?
02:39Give up a goal the rest of the game?
02:43Focus.
02:45I'm very happy.
02:46He got hit.
02:46Androars, Lundell on it, and he will play it out the line, held in.
02:51Radish, Gensel, shot, he rang it off the goal post.
02:54Inches from tying the game, Gensel, then Hedman-wise, fires, and a save with the left pad by Bobrovsky,
03:00and the puck played into the neutral zone.
03:03Man, he was so...
03:04When they had that five-minute kill they had to go into, Leroy?
03:06That's what was amazing.
03:08So, that was from the...
03:10That was when Mikola was just rubbing dude's face into the ice.
03:13I heard a stat from Billy Lindsay this morning about that five-minute penalty.
03:19Yeah, what happened never happens.
03:21What did he say?
03:22The percentages of them going goalless during that time is around 30 to 40%.
03:28But what the Panthers did was not allow a shot on goal, which is anywhere between, he said, 2 to 5%.
03:34That's amazing.
03:35Not even a shot.
03:37Studs.
03:37And then you have this coach.
03:40Because did Eckblad give a little bit too much to Hagel?
03:44Pa-pow!
03:45Did he bone Jones him in the face?
03:47I think he was pushing to hit him in the shoulder and his hands...
03:50Yeah, hard to say!
03:51They didn't call a penalty!
03:53Hard to say!
03:54And this Messier...
03:55You know what that's like to have Messier up there?
04:05They rolled a clip in the later in the postgame because this dude was Bo Central.
04:11I mean, it'd be like Draymond Green wanting somebody in the NBA kicked out for kicking someone in the nuts.
04:17He's got the audacity to say that about a good boy!
04:22In Aaron Eckblad!
04:23Good boy!
04:23Good boy.
04:24This was their Coach Cooper.
04:27We call him Coach Pooper.
04:29Do we?
04:30That's what we call him, dude.
04:33Like, it's getting tiresome answering questions about a hit every single game.
04:40So, I'll ask you.
04:42You ask me the question.
04:44Why are you asking me the question?
04:46Do you have anything to say about it?
04:49Oh, well, but, you know, if anybody in here has something to stand up,
04:53and let me know.
04:57All right.
04:57Let's move on.
04:58I have something to say.
04:59Coach Pooper, I have something to say.
05:01Yes, sir.
05:02In the back.
05:03How does it feel?
05:05How does what feel?
05:07That you're about to get top hat and monocled, baby!
05:14Cats in five.
05:15Well, my response is.
05:21Hey, look.
05:22Let's just get something straight, okay?
05:24For the bolts.
05:25Because you guys don't know how to do this anymore.
05:28You're washed.
05:28It's a washed brand.
05:31It's a washed brand.
05:33And what you guys did to Alexander Barkoff, you should have been taken away in handcuffs.
05:41Not just because of the hit.
05:42Leroy, not just because of the hit.
05:44But because you did it to a prince.
05:46A sweet man in Alexander Barkoff.
05:49A pinnacle of the game and the way it should be played.
05:52And so, what happens is, you guys went too far.
05:58You slaughtered a baby lamb.
06:00And for that, we had to send the wolves on you.
06:02Alright?
06:03And you can't handle it anymore.
06:05Because now it's gotten too tough.
06:06And you think you're so smart with your little back talk.
06:09Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
06:10At Paul Maurice.
06:12Well, who's laughing now, dude?
06:14And what do you have to say?
06:17I don't even know what to say to the media anymore.
06:20You're embarrassing yourself.
06:22Your whole team.
06:26I told you Aaron Eckblad was a good boy.
06:30You did.
06:30You did.
06:32He got retribution for his good friend Alexander Barkoff.
06:36Yeah.
06:37These guys have been...
06:38That's not helping the situation.
06:40Been together.
06:41It was retribution.
06:42Okay.
06:43But you want to know how you do retribution?
06:44The right way.
06:45The clean way.
06:48No penalty.
06:49No penalty.
06:50No penalty.
06:50You know that gets reviewed, right?
06:53If you're reviewing it, what are you reviewing it for?
06:55Be like, hey, that's how you get away with it.
06:59Can I just tell you something?
07:00The Panthers?
07:01Very good at getting away with it.
07:03They didn't get away with it yet.
07:05We're going to get away with it.
07:06We got away with a chuck hit.
07:07And it's going to make Coach Pooper so mad.
07:12And how about our boy, Lundy?
07:16With that luscious hair.
07:18Baby Barky.
07:19Didn't he get the five-minute major?
07:21No, it's crazy, though.
07:22And I don't mean to bring this back to the heat, but...
07:26How does Paul Maurice...
07:27How does he coach me?
07:28He's only 22 years old.
07:29So how does that...
07:31Is it because the Finans act like 25-year-olds?
07:33I mean, look, 22, look at Sam Miscavige.
07:37He's young.
07:39Like, last year...
07:40Very odd.
07:40Was it last year?
07:41Lundell was really young.
07:43He's still very young.
07:44He's still very young.
07:45He's still very young.
07:45But guess what?
07:46He...
07:46Look, he got thrown in the fire in the Stanley Cup run.
07:50Interesting.
07:52Interesting.
07:53Like, that's what sports is now.
07:55Sports is you can't afford a whole bunch of veterans.
07:58You're young guys.
07:59You need to get these young guys on the floor
08:02when you don't have to pay them
08:04to get some production out of them.
08:06Not wait until one more year.
08:08Then you got to decide whether to max them out.
08:10Are we wearing top hats and monocles?
08:12Can we bring in champagne glasses on?
08:14Well, champagne's for the championship.
08:16What are you doing?
08:17So do we bring gin?
08:18What are you doing?
08:19Martini?
08:19Martini?
08:20Martini's?
08:20Oh, martini's.
08:21Can you make us a martini?
08:22Do you know how to make a martini?
08:23Shake it, not stirred.
08:25Yeah, I can figure it out.
08:27Olives.
08:28I don't like...
08:29I like mine with a twist.
08:30How does James Bond like this?
08:32Yeah.
08:32The dirtier the better.
08:34Shake it, not stirred.
08:35Oh, look at that.
08:38You're an idiot.
08:41No, wait.
08:43A martini has olives in it.
08:45Yeah.
08:46It can.
08:46A dirty one.
08:47No.
08:47No.
08:48No.
08:48It has to be.
08:49It has to be.
08:49Can you make us a two unfilthy martini?
08:52I don't know the difference.
08:53I don't drink martinis.
08:54Ooh, that'll be like a disservice.
08:55Well, so what you do.
08:58More olive juice.
08:59All I want you to do is more olive juice.
09:01Okay.
09:02Yeah.
09:02What I want you to do is instead of a toothpick for the olive, can you make a little hockey
09:06stick?
09:06Oh.
09:07That's so cute.
09:08Please.
09:09Yeah.
09:10What do you think is this, bar rescue?
09:13Pop hats and monocles.
09:14Let's go.
09:15What do you think is bar rescue?
09:19The game's tomorrow, right?
09:21Yes.
09:21Yeah.
09:22All right.
09:23Let me see.
09:24I hate those martini glasses.
09:26Let me tell you something.
09:27I have a little one.
09:28Hey, time out.
09:28A little travel.
09:29I'm going to say this, and I mean all the disrespect in the world.
09:35All right.
09:35A grown ass man should not be juggling a drink in that little bitty thing that spills most
09:44of the time.
09:44I can't even do that.
09:45Right.
09:45I spill it all the time.
09:46Why?
09:46Right.
09:47Listen, I want the liquor in my mouth.
09:50I do not want to have to balance it.
09:57No.
09:58I love the close up on that.
09:59That's not going to get clipped at all.
10:01But wait.
10:02Wait.
10:03Because, you know, sometimes when I get my Manhattan, they try to bring it in the fancy
10:09glass.
10:09I'm like, man, put that thing in a mug.
10:11What are you doing?
10:13Extra cherries.
10:14Maybe I'll just drink a Manhattan.
10:15That seems like a manly gentleman's drink.
10:17Yeah.
10:18Manhattan.
10:18Oh, yeah.
10:19Cherries.
10:20Oh, yeah.
10:21It's got whiskey in it.
10:22You're good.
10:23Yeah.
10:24I'll stick to whiskey.
10:25You know, that's my go to.
10:26But here, if we're going to do top hats and monocles.
10:31Yeah.
10:32We either have to do one of two things.
10:35Scotch straight up.
10:37No ice.
10:38Or martine.
10:39Big cube.
10:39With the pinky.
10:42You got to tell me what's more gentlemanly.
10:44Wow.
10:45And a cigar.
10:46Oh.
10:48We'll save that for whiskey, stars, and cigars.
10:50Yeah.
10:50But I still don't.
10:51Like, let's just open up a speakeasy in here at this point.
10:55You know what?
10:55It's like, we already.
10:57We can give the lights.
10:57We can give the lights.
10:58Please.
10:58We already going to get fired by Friday if we even try to do any of this.
11:02Well.
11:03If anybody's here.
11:04Oh, but Wednesday.
11:05I'm not going to be here.
11:06I can do it from my house.
11:08Yeah, but Wednesday's the game.
11:09It's the game.
11:09So Thursday.
11:11Thursday makes sense.
11:12I want a little chimney hat.
11:14Sorry.
11:15What?
11:16I'm sticking with my outfit.
11:17What's a chimney hat?
11:19I don't know.
11:19It's a top hat?
11:20Where do we find these hats?
11:21Are you referring to, like, as a chimney sweep?
11:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:24No, he's talking about a top hat.
11:25No, the high one.
11:26The high hat.
11:27I have a new one.
11:28Do you have a new one?
11:29Yeah.
11:29After I burn the other one.
11:30Fire poop?
11:31Do you still have the burnt one?
11:32No, no, no.
11:33I had to get rid of the evidence.
11:34He had to get rid of the evidence because his wife was out of town.
11:37When she out of town, right?
11:38It was a closeout.
11:39Closeout.
11:39She was out of town, right?
11:40When you almost burnt down the house.
11:42I didn't almost burn down the house.
11:43You threw the match in there, and then you...
11:47A chimney sweep hat can look a little bit like a Peaky Blinder.
11:51Let me see.
11:52What?
11:52No, but if I put a bow tie on.
11:54Yeah, that's a high hat.
11:56I can look like a Peaky hat.
11:57That I have.
11:57A top hat.
11:58That's a top hat.
12:00Nah, nah, nah.
12:00I don't think that's what chimney sweeps look like that.
12:02The chimney sweep I ever imagined looking like this, like a Mary Poppins.
12:05Yeah, I feel like we're going to be on a set of a movie.
12:07It's not a Kangol.
12:09It's not LL Cool J.
12:10Yeah.
12:12It's just a Kangol for white people.
12:13Why would you wear a top hat while cleaning chimneys?
12:16I just wanted to look like a chimney.
12:19No, I think they call it a chimney sweep because it's made like a chimney.
12:22I'm about to call this a chimney sweep.
12:24Oh, is that like a gentleman sweep?
12:26But it's just dirtier.
12:28It's filthier.
12:29So I don't think I've ever...
12:31Please bring me the blue.
12:32I don't think I've ever had a martini.
12:35Nope, I've never had a martini.
12:39Good time.
12:39Really?
12:40It's what?
12:41Gin, olive juice, vermouth.
12:45Not vermouth.
12:46What else?
12:47Yeah, vermouth.
12:48Yeah.
12:49And olives.
12:50And pain.
12:51The more olives, the better.
12:52Yeah?
12:53Yeah.
12:54Well, no, you want a snack.
12:55You don't want a drink.
12:56Olives can kick rocks.
12:58I like...
12:59Every now and then, I don't mind an olive.
13:01I don't necessarily like an olive in my drink because that means the drink is bitter.
13:06Right?
13:07I'm not into bitter drinks.
13:09The only person who bitters right now is Coach Pooper.
13:11He's bitter.
13:12I mean, you were kind of bitter early on.
13:15Deserved.
13:16I mean, who wouldn't be?
13:17I got more.
13:18I know.
13:19The only thing that saved me was...
13:21See?
13:22Perfect example of why you don't have two TVs.
13:27Why?
13:28Because I could just change and not go back to that garbage.
13:31So you buried your head in the sand.
13:32Yeah.
13:32I understand.
13:33Well, at 30 to 8, did we need to watch more?
13:37Ricardo says, Tobin, it's your fault.
13:39Go to hell.
13:40Wow, Ricardo.
13:41I didn't think that was warranted.
13:44We already had this conversation yesterday.
13:46It wasn't my fault.
13:47You were at fault.
13:48You started...
13:49It wasn't my fault.
13:51Like they said yesterday, it's going to be a 30 for 30.
13:54How the local radio host ruined the heat.
13:58I didn't ruin the heat!
13:59Here's how evidence works.
14:04If we can go back in time and see where the downfall started, it started with you.
14:12I don't like this.