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00:00I'm so bored. Is there anything fun to do?
00:14Whip your fatty body into chiseled shape and awaken your dead spirit.
00:19An eccentric journey with a kung fu master.
00:22And you will become a kung fu master within 10 days.
00:25No experience needed. Bad credit, okay.
00:28Tuition is not refundable. But you won't even care.
00:31That is it.
00:33I'll be the butterfly kick partner to Bruce Lee.
00:36I'll be the ninja sidekick to Jackie Chan.
00:39Bruce, Jackie and Jimmy are going to be the three amigos.
00:44What the? Wait, are you the master?
00:47A monkey cannot be a kung fu master.
00:50This must be a TV scam.
00:53Wow.
00:55You take credit cards for the tuition.
00:57Master, are you sure this is the way to become the chosen one?
01:01Oh, okay, okay.
01:03I will never be able to get revenge on the green panther who killed my parents.
01:08Wait, my parents are still alive.
01:11And who's the green panther?
01:13Master, your hot bath is ready.
01:15Okay, okay.
01:16Oh.
01:17Finally, you're going to actually teach me kung fu.
01:24Strawberry.
01:25Okey-okey.
01:26Okey-okey.
01:27Okey-okey.
01:28Okey-okey.
01:29Okey-okey.
01:34Bravo.
01:35Pretty good, Jimmy.
01:37Are...
01:38Are you the evil spectre?
01:39Of course it's me.
01:40Smarty farty child.
01:42I've just gained a few pounds because of this banana split.
01:48Excellent.
01:49You can be the next banana split master.
01:52The banana split master?
01:54Not a kung fu master?
01:56A kung fu master?
01:58He's over there.
01:59I heard that class is very tough.
02:04I think you were born to be a banana split master.
02:07Okey-okey.
02:08No more ice cream!
02:28No more ice cream.
02:30Finding my lads and a
02:41Leave your hand down until
02:47the end base is under the right.
02:50No more ice cream than my meu or medley yet.