As a series of strange and violent events begin to occur, an alcoholic policeman realizes that he has been turned into a werewolf as part of a larger plan.
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00:04:33Sergeant Tina Walsh.
00:04:39Tina, this is Willie Higgins.
00:04:40Willie.
00:04:41You again.
00:04:42Yeah.
00:04:43Slow down.
00:04:44Uh-huh.
00:04:45Uh-huh.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47I got it.
00:04:50Disturbance call.
00:04:56Your boyfriend, Willie Higgins.
00:04:59You think you could get this one?
00:05:03Your boyfriend, Jimmy.
00:05:10Willie.
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00:05:32Willie.
00:05:33Why don't you come around back?
00:05:40Officer, I can show you.
00:05:45Please tell me this is the Bigfoot sex tape.
00:05:48No.
00:05:50Do you believe in the occult, Lou?
00:05:53Because I think I know what's been happening
00:05:54in all those missing pets around town.
00:05:58Jesus Christ.
00:05:59Teenagers. They've been sacrificing them to Satan.
00:06:05Well, God knows why. I don't know.
00:06:06I assume they've been doing some kinky sexual stuff,
00:06:08but they've been creeping around in the bushes out back all week.
00:06:12Pun?
00:06:17I'm here, in the woods.
00:06:19The noises have stopped. I think I'm alone.
00:06:22Look, here. There's the mark of the beast.
00:06:26Proof.
00:06:27So I'm gonna give you an AK-47. I'm gonna take an M-16.
00:06:29We're gonna find those kids.
00:06:30Every year, heavy metal.
00:06:32Like lead?
00:06:34Fucking mercury?
00:06:38No.
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:42It's been a slice.
00:06:43But I have real police work to do.
00:06:46This is real, Lou.
00:06:48You're gonna see Nye when I do a citizen's arrest
00:06:50on a teenager with a fucking shotgun.
00:06:52Remember what happened to the boy that cried wolf, Willie?
00:06:58Nothing happened to him.
00:07:00But that town's flock was fucked.
00:07:03Town's flock was fucked.
00:07:07Luke, come here.
00:07:09You there?
00:07:10Oak?
00:07:12Go ahead.
00:07:13How did that thing go with eggage?
00:07:16Oh, a bunch of kids partying in the woods.
00:07:19Following up a possible lead now?
00:07:23One more day, sweet Jesus.
00:07:27One more day.
00:07:31That's what my baby said before.
00:07:34Oh, she went away.
00:07:37The usual?
00:07:43Stocking out for the drink and shoot.
00:07:45Thanks to our forefathers, in two days,
00:07:47this bar will be full of drunk hunters.
00:07:50That's what we need.
00:07:51Bunch of drunks with guns running around.
00:07:56Very funny.
00:07:57I'll have you know I haven't fired mine in years.
00:07:59Are you sure you still know how to use it?
00:08:01Jess.
00:08:03Whiskey for my boys,
00:08:04and water for my horses.
00:08:13Deputy.
00:08:19Keeping the streets safe, I see.
00:08:24Come on, beat it!
00:08:25It's time for a change, Woodhaven.
00:08:30It's time to take on those who run this town
00:08:35with their drugs and corruption.
00:08:40Our local law enforcement has done nothing for generations.
00:08:44And Mayor Bradley, she's more concerned with selling this town
00:08:47than with running it.
00:08:49It's time when we clean up Woodhaven.
00:08:50Get up!
00:08:53And a vote for Wallace,
00:08:55is a vote for change.
00:08:59Vote for Wallace!
00:09:01Vote for Wallace!
00:09:02Vote for Wallace!
00:09:03One, two, three, four.
00:09:24Hello.
00:09:26Hello.
00:09:30Did you find anything?
00:09:32Anything.
00:09:32A disturbance called?
00:09:34Just some kids partying in the bush.
00:09:38Well, it seems like they're at it again.
00:09:40We just got another complaint.
00:09:43Maybe you could catch them in the Act 4 change?
00:09:45Well, I just started my shift.
00:09:47I can take it.
00:09:48No, Mr. Thin Ice over here, you can deal with it.
00:09:51There you go.
00:09:52Maybe try getting off your bar stool this time.
00:09:55Just this once.
00:10:02Hey, what are you talking about?
00:10:04I can do it.
00:10:21I can do it.
00:10:22disc parking.
00:10:53Party's over! Pack it up!
00:11:18Take me the paperwork!
00:11:21Go the fuck home!
00:11:23Go the fuck home!
00:11:53Go the fuck home!
00:11:55Go the fuck home!
00:11:57Go the fuck home!
00:11:59Holy hell!
00:12:01There!
00:12:03Behind you!
00:12:05There!
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00:12:51Oh, my God.
00:13:21Hello?
00:13:30You're awake? I'm impressed.
00:13:33He's just coming in. What's up?
00:13:35Oh, there's been an incident.
00:13:51Hey, don't do that.
00:14:13Or what?
00:14:43You forget to shave?
00:15:04Follow me.
00:15:17There. Terry Wallace.
00:15:19The mirror roll race just got a whole lot easier to call.
00:15:22Hello?
00:15:31Did you see anything suspicious last night?
00:15:33Just didn't peg Gary for a junkie.
00:15:37Sometimes people wear a different face in public.
00:15:40Especially politicians.
00:15:41It's a shame.
00:15:42You had my boat.
00:15:43Bob.
00:15:50There we go.
00:15:52Oh, that's a lot of track marks.
00:15:54Hunter found him this morning, called it in.
00:15:56Looks like he called the whole town, too.
00:16:02Fuck.
00:16:03I never saw Terry as much of a hunter.
00:16:09What about the neck wound?
00:16:13Imagine a critter got to him last night.
00:16:15Keep your eye open for a stone coyote.
00:16:17Well, I mean, is it an attack?
00:16:19Or is it an OD?
00:16:20In terms of cause of death, I'm leaning towards an OD,
00:16:23but I'll make an autopsy.
00:16:25All right, now, Terry's a well-known figure,
00:16:27so we keep this quiet until we've got all the facts, all right?
00:16:33Mayor, was this an animal attack?
00:16:37Well, of course, we can't comment on all the details at the moment,
00:16:40but, uh, as you know, it is our top priority.
00:16:45How will this impact the festival?
00:16:47Well, I think in the wake of this tragedy,
00:16:51the drink and shoot is going to have to be canceled.
00:16:53Oh, Mom.
00:16:54Mom.
00:16:55What is it, Tina?
00:17:21How'd you know it was me?
00:17:23I smelled your perfume.
00:17:25I don't wear any.
00:17:29You buying this?
00:17:31Feels oddly familiar, no?
00:17:34I'm not trying to drench up the past.
00:17:37I'm just saying,
00:17:38when was the last time they canceled the drink and shoot?
00:17:42I know where you're going with this,
00:17:44and I'm not biting you.
00:17:45Just saying.
00:17:45I'm standing in the forest where locals have gathered
00:18:04for generations, drink in hand,
00:18:06to hunt the mythical Woodhaven beast.
00:18:09Today, this annual tradition is in jeopardy
00:18:11due to a gruesome discovery.
00:18:18To Terry Wallace.
00:18:25Such a shame about Terry.
00:18:27This town could have used some new blood.
00:18:29Well, they certainly got it today.
00:18:32Too soon?
00:18:35You know everyone in town.
00:18:37Popular.
00:18:38Very pretty.
00:18:39Maybe you should run.
00:18:41You think I could give Bradley a run for her money?
00:18:44You got my vote.
00:18:46Mine too.
00:18:48I have to ask.
00:18:50What's this?
00:18:52Police work.
00:18:54Really?
00:18:56What?
00:18:56I just don't think I've ever seen you do actual work before.
00:19:00Well, as Terry nobly said,
00:19:02it's time for a change.
00:19:09All right, we're closing early tonight.
00:19:11Down it or drain it.
00:19:13The fuck for?
00:19:15Private party.
00:19:17Fuck.
00:19:19Don't worry.
00:19:20We'll be here tomorrow.
00:19:21I promise.
00:19:22Fucking bullshit.
00:19:25Fucking town's going to hell with our hands.
00:19:27All right.
00:19:28These will keep you company while I'm gone.
00:19:31If I didn't know any better,
00:19:33I'd think you were trying to get me drunk.
00:19:35Almost done, Hanson.
00:19:54No rush.
00:20:55Everything all right?
00:21:02Yeah.
00:21:03You?
00:21:04You want to get out of here?
00:21:06That is the best idea I've heard all day.
00:21:09Hmm.
00:21:12Woo!
00:21:13You all right, fella?
00:21:14Must have eaten something funky.
00:21:17Let's get you to bed.
00:21:18That sounds...
00:21:19I'll be right back.
00:21:25I'll be right back.
00:21:25I'll be right back.
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00:24:42Jessica
00:24:44Oh
00:24:50Morning Lou Guru
00:24:52How's your butt?
00:24:54Willie what the hell?
00:24:56I'm sorry man, those are my only cuffs
00:24:58I improvised
00:25:00The hell's gotten into you?
00:25:02See what I was gonna ask you
00:25:08Play
00:25:14What are you showing me?
00:25:16That's you, Lou
00:25:17Last night
00:25:18This is Willie
00:25:20I just shot Lou Guru
00:25:22Wolf
00:25:24I just put three shrinks around his back
00:25:26Lou
00:25:27Wolf
00:25:28Fucking
00:25:29He's out
00:25:36So who's crying wolf now?
00:25:38Okay, okay, so I washed your uniform last night
00:25:42It was dirty so I put it in a cold cycle
00:25:44A lot of blood
00:25:46What?
00:25:48I'm gonna make you some breakfast
00:25:54I think you shrunk it
00:25:56What? What was that?
00:25:58Thank you, Willie, for helping me
00:26:00You're welcome
00:26:01I could throw you in jail for kidnapping an officer
00:26:03Yeah, you could
00:26:04And I could sell you to science
00:26:06You were a weird fucking guy, Willie
00:26:08Thank you
00:26:12Now for the secret ingredient
00:26:16You thirsty, boy?
00:26:22Hair of the dog
00:26:31Man, he likes to party
00:26:36Theassen Szrekov
00:26:41Part
00:26:56Paul
00:27:00Listen, you may or may not
00:27:01Just start to get your period out
00:27:03I'm going to make you some new eggs.
00:27:09Don't bother.
00:27:11Tina's coming.
00:27:20I'll be down.
00:27:23Now, last night was a full moon,
00:27:25so I did some research,
00:27:26and between now and the solar eclipse,
00:27:29we're going to have to keep an eye on you.
00:27:30For how long?
00:27:31Some of the two days, give or take.
00:27:35But, Lou, we're going to have to lock you up tonight.
00:27:39Come by the station at dusk.
00:27:46Jesus, Lou, I've been looking everywhere.
00:27:49Good morning to you, too. What's your panic?
00:27:51There's been another incident.
00:27:52Jessica's bar.
00:27:58Say, how'd you find me anyway?
00:28:01It might come as a surprise, but I'm a police officer.
00:28:21Lou, you know I've given up expecting you to be a great cop,
00:28:24but the least you could do is be a cop who shows up on time.
00:28:29Now, I don't know if you're ashamed,
00:28:31but I do know that your dad sure as shit would be.
00:28:36Jessie, thank you.
00:28:37We'll keep you posted.
00:28:38Well, thank you, Ray.
00:28:39Make yourself useful.
00:28:42See Jessie to her car.
00:28:48Chief, with all due respect,
00:28:50between this and Wallace,
00:28:51I think we're in over our head.
00:28:53Might be time to bring someone in from the city.
00:28:55This stays local.
00:28:56You understand?
00:28:57Maybe you could stop trying to do my job
00:29:01and secure the crime scene.
00:29:03Hmm?
00:29:04How about that?
00:29:04Huh.
00:29:05Jess,
00:29:22Jess,
00:29:23her name is
00:29:24Jess,
00:29:25Jess,
00:29:27Jess,
00:29:28Jess,
00:29:29Jess,
00:29:31Jess,
00:29:31Jess,
00:29:34I'm really sorry.
00:29:36I don't know...
00:29:37You weren't yourself, Lou.
00:29:39You didn't do this.
00:29:41Did I hurt you?
00:29:42No.
00:29:44No, you saved me.
00:29:47We'll talk later.
00:29:56Lou.
00:30:04That is some gnarly shit.
00:30:31Lou.
00:30:34Oh, it's like a face.
00:30:38It kind of looks like you.
00:30:41Oh, sorry I'm late, Chief.
00:30:44I had to stop off at the brewery
00:30:46to do some investigating.
00:30:53Uh.
00:30:57So, if you had to guess,
00:30:59what happened here?
00:31:00Two dead men in the bathroom?
00:31:02Not for the excess of severed flesh,
00:31:05I would have guessed lovers quarrel.
00:31:08Is that animal hair?
00:31:10I don't know.
00:31:10What do you think, Lou?
00:31:11Look, you've been covering me a lot lately.
00:31:22Why don't you take off?
00:31:24I'll cover the night shift.
00:31:27Are you drunk?
00:31:28Trying to be nice.
00:31:30Nice?
00:31:33Yeah.
00:31:33Okay.
00:31:44Well, this is nuts.
00:31:46One simple task.
00:32:07Knock the cop out
00:32:08and bring them to me
00:32:10and bring them to me by 10 p.m.
00:32:11Boss, we tried,
00:32:12but when we got there...
00:32:13You were late!
00:32:17Timing
00:32:17is everything.
00:32:21It's how the world runs.
00:32:22It's how
00:32:23a business
00:32:24thrives.
00:32:25Every second
00:32:28is precious.
00:32:32Because, you see,
00:32:33time
00:32:33is the one thing
00:32:35that money
00:32:36can't buy.
00:32:38But he wasn't a...
00:32:40He...
00:32:40He...
00:32:41He was a...
00:32:41A what?
00:32:42A big fucking wolf!
00:32:46A wolf.
00:32:47Yeah.
00:32:48Fucking yeah.
00:32:49Now, are you sure
00:32:51that your eyes
00:32:52weren't playing tricks on you?
00:32:54I...
00:32:55I saw what I saw
00:32:56with my own eye.
00:32:59Well, let's see then,
00:33:00shall we?
00:33:05Keep your eye
00:33:13on the time.
00:33:16You dumb fuck.
00:33:19You dumb personnes
00:33:21You dumb não
00:33:22Yeah.
00:33:29You dumb me
00:33:33You dumb
00:33:34You dumb
00:33:35Yeah.
00:33:48You dumb
00:34:48It says here werewolves are created in a baptism of blood.
00:34:53The sacrifice of an innocent turns another into a beast.
00:34:57Yeah, that makes total sense.
00:34:59According to this, werewolves are pretty much impossible to kill during phases of the full moon.
00:35:08So it's usually a village idiot.
00:35:10Village idiot.
00:35:11Hey, Luke, this is a book about you.
00:35:13Someone easily contained leading up to the...
00:35:18Reckoning.
00:35:20What the hell's that?
00:35:21I'm not a werewolf expert, man.
00:35:23I don't know.
00:35:24The reckoning.
00:35:26The reason for the ritual.
00:35:27The blood of the beast is drained during the solar eclipse when the wolf is rendered weak.
00:35:30Who the hell would want werewolf blood?
00:35:32Looks like changelings.
00:35:34Shapeshifters.
00:35:35Apparently the blood of one werewolf can maintain their power for decades.
00:35:38What do they do?
00:35:39Crystallize it?
00:35:40Drink it up like Tang?
00:35:42Who fucking does that?
00:35:43Do you think I'm myself when I'm the wolf?
00:35:48I recognize you, man.
00:35:50Same uniform.
00:35:51Plus, you know, you were drunk, so I knew it was you.
00:35:54Why?
00:35:56I don't know.
00:35:56We found two dead men this morning.
00:35:58Ripped to shreds in a bathroom.
00:36:01Do you think that was the hairy you?
00:36:04I remember an attack.
00:36:06I don't remember killing anyone, though.
00:36:09Listen, you did seem like freakishly strong, right?
00:36:11And you had those teeth and those claws.
00:36:14Plus, you've got that low self-esteem, low IQ, daddy issues.
00:36:19You're an alcoholic, so you've got to have some rage, right?
00:36:22And that's a lethal combo, man.
00:36:23I would have killed myself.
00:36:24But, hey, don't worry, man.
00:36:27More strengths.
00:36:29Street names see you in a fucking week.
00:36:32Jesus, Willie, that's enough to drop a hippo.
00:36:35That's the plan.
00:36:36Shit.
00:36:37Tweedledee, Tweedledum.
00:36:44Just taking an official statement on those noise complaints.
00:36:47Made it.
00:36:47I'm a citizen's arrest.
00:36:50Okay.
00:36:52Stay awake now.
00:36:53Call me if anything comes up.
00:36:55You bet.
00:36:56Yes, sir.
00:36:59Fuck.
00:37:01Christ.
00:37:02I'm so nervous.
00:37:24I'm excited.
00:37:25Nervous?
00:37:26Yeah.
00:37:27Yeah.
00:37:28It's exhilarating.
00:37:29Okay.
00:37:32Now, uh, take off your gitch.
00:37:34No.
00:37:36Yeah, yeah, Luke, take it off.
00:37:37It's for science.
00:37:38I'm not taking my gitch off, Willie.
00:37:39Lose your gitch for science.
00:37:41Lose your gitch.
00:37:42Okay, turn around.
00:37:44Hands on the wall.
00:37:45Bend over.
00:37:46I'm just, I'm talking with you.
00:37:48Now, if you can fucking just, like, transform, like, right in that spot.
00:37:54Really?
00:37:54We got a shot.
00:37:56Take off your gitch.
00:37:58It's for science, man.
00:37:59We must forget the gitch.
00:38:03Hello.
00:38:05You guys shooting a movie?
00:38:07What?
00:38:07No.
00:38:09It's a science, a science movie.
00:38:12Luke, can I talk to you for a second?
00:38:15Alone?
00:38:20We'll be back in a minute in 45 seconds.
00:38:25What's going on with you?
00:38:26What do you mean?
00:38:29You've gone from lazy to weird.
00:38:31And you're spending a lot of time with Willie.
00:38:34He's helping me.
00:38:36Willie is helping you.
00:38:38Okay.
00:38:38Well, now I'm worried.
00:38:39You wouldn't understand.
00:38:41Wouldn't I?
00:38:42Lou, you and I have more in common than not.
00:38:45You know why I became a cop?
00:38:48Is this a long story?
00:38:49My dad used to run the bar.
00:38:51Jess's bar.
00:38:52He got mixed up in the wrong crowd.
00:38:54And when he went missing, your dad was the only one that tried to find him.
00:38:58The only one who cared.
00:39:00I already know this.
00:39:00I don't believe your father's death was an accident.
00:39:04Any more than I believe, my father was killed by an animal attack, like Terry Wallace.
00:39:10I know this town has secrets, but if you don't want to trust me,
00:39:16just be safe.
00:39:18I've had my shots.
00:39:26Appreciate your concern.
00:39:31Lou, what do you want?
00:39:33Nothing.
00:39:34Okay.
00:39:36Is it, uh, almost time?
00:39:40Sure you don't want that pill?
00:39:42Doesn't hurt, man.
00:39:43You just put it right up.
00:39:45I should do this sober.
00:39:48Easy.
00:40:12You die.
00:40:18Oh, my God.
00:40:48Oh, shit.
00:40:56Not recording.
00:41:02Holy fuck.
00:41:18That was, like, the most beautiful thing I ever seen, man.
00:41:26That was beautiful.
00:41:30Is that real?
00:41:34No, I'm good.
00:41:40Oh.
00:41:42Okay.
00:41:43Okay.
00:41:48Yeah, right.
00:42:03Yeah, you gotta be cute, baby.
00:42:05You eat fucking donuts.
00:42:14I don't even know what it means, man, because I tell you in that dream.
00:42:17I mean, he looked pretty, and it hurt so good.
00:42:21Go fish.
00:42:24Lou, it's not...
00:42:25Hey.
00:42:26It's not how you play fish.
00:42:29You've been playing for, like, three hours.
00:42:31You should probably take one cart.
00:42:35Take three cart.
00:42:36Did you get a match?
00:42:41No, Lou.
00:42:42Pump your fucking break.
00:42:44Look, this is not a good idea.
00:42:51Robbery.
00:42:54Lou, you're a wolf.
00:42:58Cop.
00:42:59Last run.
00:43:19Hurry.
00:43:20That sounds fucking good, isn't it?
00:43:32Shut it.
00:43:40Drop it.
00:43:41What the fuck are you?
00:43:52The flies.
00:43:55Show yourself.
00:43:58Fuck.
00:44:01Get up.
00:44:02I've got hostages.
00:44:04Shut up.
00:44:08Shut the fuck up.
00:44:09Thank you, officer.
00:44:33Hey, Lou, don't forget to murder someone else on the way to the car.
00:44:37Low profile, man.
00:44:42Well done, Lou.
00:44:44That's one more thing for us to explain now, man.
00:44:47Why don't you just go run down the street, y'all, fucking down the Aliyak bar, man?
00:44:50If we get out of here, we go home before you throw down the whole...
00:44:53What?
00:44:57I know what you're thinking.
00:44:59And I approve.
00:45:03Okay.
00:45:03I'll have.
00:45:06Hey, you're good.
00:45:06Hey.
00:45:15Hey, have you?
00:45:15Hey.
00:45:15Hey.
00:45:15Hey, you're good.
00:45:17Hold on...
00:45:17Hey.
00:45:22Hey.
00:45:23Hey.
00:45:26Hey.
00:45:26Hey, wait.
00:45:27Hey.
00:45:28Hey.
00:45:28Hey.
00:45:28Let's go.
00:45:58Let's go.
00:46:05Hello.
00:46:06Carl?
00:46:11Okay, you fixed your ride.
00:46:13Now what?
00:46:15Home is that way!
00:46:22My turn.
00:46:25Die!
00:46:35Lou, I think you're eating too much asparagus.
00:46:39Let's roll.
00:46:41This is fucking cool!
00:46:51Oh my God!
00:46:55You got fucking rabies!
00:46:57This is still a crime scene.
00:47:11Are you gonna arrest me?
00:47:13No.
00:47:14I just have a few follow-up questions.
00:47:16Well, I have nothing further to add.
00:47:20How about a drink then?
00:47:24You know, I used to sit right here when I was a little girl.
00:47:28Drinking Shirley Temples and watching my dad work.
00:47:32This is dispatch.
00:47:33Attempted robbery.
00:47:34Report at Licker Donuts.
00:47:35Report SAR of a gang of pigs and large wolf on the scene.
00:47:39What?
00:47:40Cheers.
00:47:41Bitch.
00:47:42Oh no!
00:47:43Oh!
00:47:44Oh!
00:47:45Oh my God!
00:47:46homes!
00:47:47Dance!
00:47:48Death!
00:47:49Ah!
00:47:50There's water.
00:47:51People hit me hierarchical shit
00:48:07Oh, man!
00:48:08No one comes in, got it?
00:48:38Chief, come in, Tina here, there's been an incident at Liquor Donuts, two dead, piggies.
00:49:03Motherfucker!
00:49:04The classic's only first-hand, all I need to feel needed.
00:49:09I think it's only terrible, but we're all here, we're all here today.
00:49:17Luke, Luke!
00:49:19If you're still in there, man, we gotta head back.
00:49:25Luke, what do you smell?
00:49:26What the fuck are you sniffing?
00:49:29We're out of Rome, man! Think about this, man!
00:49:46Come on, get out of here!
00:49:47Come on, get out of here!
00:49:48Come on!
00:49:49Get out of here!
00:49:51Come on!
00:49:52Come on, get out of here!
00:49:57Come on, get out of here!
00:50:01Fuck me!
00:50:16Fuck me!
00:50:18No!
00:50:19No!
00:50:20No!
00:50:21No!
00:50:22No!
00:50:23No!
00:50:25No!
00:50:26No!
00:50:27No!
00:50:31Fuck it!
00:50:35That's not anymore!
00:50:36Hey!
00:50:37No!
00:50:52Fuck again!
00:50:53Ah!
00:50:54Ah!
00:50:56Ah!
00:50:57Ah!
00:50:58Ah!
00:50:59Ah!
00:51:00Ah!
00:51:01Ah!
00:51:02Ah!
00:51:06Ah!
00:51:07Ah!
00:51:07Ah!
00:51:08Ah!
00:51:08Ah!
00:51:13I think he looks like a dog better at all right.
00:51:20Oh!
00:51:21Man!
00:51:22It's really bad.
00:51:26Ay!
00:51:27You need to pull me your m*****g drop.
00:51:29You are the hero
00:51:32You're the hero
00:51:34You're the hero
00:51:35You're the hero
00:51:36You're the hero
00:51:38You're the hero
00:51:39You're the hero
00:51:41Luke
00:51:41Last explode man
00:51:44Let's go
00:51:44Let's go Luke
00:51:51Now
00:51:51Grab some masks
00:51:53Come on Luke
00:51:54Nice work
00:51:57I'm sorry, we're ruining this buggin'
00:51:59Play to work!
00:52:01Let's go!
00:52:05It's gonna blow!
00:52:07It's gonna blow!
00:52:27Tina!
00:52:29Two dead robbers?
00:52:31I mean, what happened?
00:52:33Wasn't me.
00:52:34Well, where's Luke?
00:52:35No idea.
00:52:36Well, goddamn it, he's supposed to be on duty!
00:52:38Maybe it was a vigilante.
00:52:40Well, did you at least get a description?
00:52:42I did.
00:52:43Tell him what you told me.
00:52:45He was a big fuckin' wolf cop!
00:52:50Tina here.
00:52:52There's a fire. Route 13, just off Junction 8. Fire trucks are on the way.
00:52:58You've got to be fuckin' kidding me!
00:53:12I mean, I think we need to lay low. There's a guy, he's runnin' around with no face.
00:53:16Like, you've clearly ripped his whole face right off.
00:53:19Good evening, gentlemen.
00:53:22Ohhhh.
00:53:25I'm ready to give my statement now.
00:53:27Yeah, I don't think this is a good idea.
00:53:29Say bye-bye, Willy.
00:53:31He is, uh, much stronger than you.
00:53:33He'll be in good hands.
00:53:35For your safety, you should keep him away from booze.
00:53:37And, uh, donuts.
00:53:41I'm gonna just...
00:53:45Hey, uh, you call me if you need any-
00:53:47I don't need any-
00:53:49Would you go fuck myself?
00:53:52My.
00:53:54The big teeth you have.
00:53:58Ooh.
00:53:59That's not all.
00:54:01You like a bitch in hate.
00:54:02You've got ways to take hold of my thoughts.
00:54:16Overriding my...
00:54:17Senses.
00:54:18Love your sights dead in line with my heart.
00:54:19You've got ways to take hold of my thoughts.
00:54:23Overriding my...
00:54:24Senses.
00:54:25Love your sights dead in line with my heart.
00:54:29Share your powers.
00:54:31You stir my soul and wet my hunger and
00:54:34Leave that spell that pulls me under the call.
00:54:36Leave moonlight and however...
00:54:39You've got ways to take hold of my heart.
00:54:40Overriding my senses.
00:54:41And love your sights dead in line with my heart.
00:54:44Share your powers.
00:54:47You stir my soul and wet my hunger.
00:54:50And keep that spell that moves beyond the call.
00:54:55It was me and now
00:54:57These moonlight desires on me
00:55:01They want me, they want me
00:55:05These moonlight desires on me
00:55:09You're sending, you're sending
00:55:13Sacred fires burning
00:55:17Inside me unknown
00:55:20Raging on
00:55:24Never mentioned
00:55:28Only you cannot
00:55:34Cover the flames
00:55:38Break their silence
00:55:41And make them dance
00:55:43For us to see them
00:55:46And break their chains
00:55:48And give them freedom
00:55:49These moonlight desires on me
00:55:54They want me, they want me
00:55:58These moonlight desires on me
00:56:02You're sending, you're sending away
00:56:06I don't want you to take this the wrong way
00:56:07I don't want you to take this the wrong way
00:56:11I'm glad I waited to sleep with this improved version of you
00:56:26I don't want you to take the wrong way
00:56:27I don't know
00:56:27I don't think I would have received
00:56:31I think I would have received
00:56:31to become a good choice
00:56:33And see the debate
00:56:34Every morning
00:56:35I get a good idea
00:56:36I think I can come out
00:56:37And see what I would suggest
00:56:38This is what I need
00:56:39A success
00:56:41To become a good coach
00:56:42The big coach
00:56:43We have to go
00:56:43To become a good coach
00:56:44To become a good coach
00:56:44Everything all right, Logan?
00:57:14I'm sorry, Lou. But there's a lot about me you just don't know.
00:57:28We're Turks. Because I thought we were getting on so well.
00:57:35Now be a good doggy and lie down.
00:57:41Such a beautiful creature.
00:58:00Boss, we thought you were dead.
00:58:04Gather the men. Meet me at Ender's Road in two hours.
00:58:11Okay. Okay.
00:58:32Now that you successfully bucked the wolf right out of them, that's disgusting.
00:58:51You're slipping. You've got one job and one job only. Contain the prey until the eclipse.
00:59:00This one's different.
00:59:02I don't give a good god damn. He was your responsibility.
00:59:07I think this one is gonna give us a problem during the hunt, okay?
00:59:11I've been documenting his whole process and I'm trying to figure out why he's stronger than all the others.
00:59:16Let me tell you something. He's a lot stronger.
00:59:20Why?
00:59:21Well, you tell me. Lou Guru's not my choice.
00:59:24It doesn't make any sense, okay? We were just... This guy's a loser.
00:59:28Unless it has something to do with the liquor.
00:59:31Do you know what would happen if anybody saw that?
00:59:34Do you know what would happen if anybody saw that?
00:59:38Do you know what would happen if anybody saw that you saw?
00:59:40Do you know what would happen if anybody saw that up before?
00:59:41Do you know what would happen if anybody saw that?
00:59:42No.
00:59:44You'd like to know where he came from.
00:59:47But now he's on and he's on the list.
00:59:48Here we go.
00:59:50There is no way to be.
00:59:51Oh, you could have to admit it.
00:59:52Let me know what you said, what you saw.
00:59:54Okay, come on.
00:59:55I'm not getting ready.
00:59:57...
00:59:59I'm not getting ready.
01:00:00This guy has told me.
01:00:03What are you up to?
01:00:33What the fuck?
01:01:03What are you up to?
01:01:33Put your eyes long enough, you should be okay.
01:01:35Wow, seven and a half whole minutes.
01:01:37I know that'll be tough for you, but...
01:01:38That'll be tough for me.
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01:01:43You guessed it.
01:01:44Liquor donuts!
01:02:03What's the plan, boss?
01:02:08What the fuck are you wearing?
01:02:10Have you seen what we're up against?
01:02:13Watch the perimeter.
01:02:15You shoot anything with a heartbeat.
01:02:17Come on!
01:02:19Come on!
01:02:21Come on!
01:02:25Let's go.
01:02:55You know what they say, Lou.
01:03:07Keep your friends close.
01:03:09But your enemy's closer.
01:03:14I'm just fucking with you, man.
01:03:16I'm a shapeshifter.
01:03:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:03:28Help!
01:03:31Green all you want, Lou.
01:03:33The forest is empty.
01:03:35We've canceled the drinking shoot.
01:03:40How long you shapeshifter's been running this town?
01:03:43200 years, give or take.
01:03:45It takes a lot of work
01:03:46and a lot of sacrifice.
01:03:48I can't believe I slept with a 200-year-old woman.
01:03:53Who said I'm a woman?
01:03:58Hey!
01:03:59This isn't our first picnic, man.
01:04:01Your strength comes from the night.
01:04:04All this to run a shitty little town.
01:04:07Not the most ambitious bunch, are you?
01:04:09Oh, you'd be surprised how far up the ladder
01:04:12a little whirlwolf blood can come.
01:04:14No time.
01:04:43Stay focused.
01:04:44Stay focused.
01:05:13No time.
01:05:13Yeah.
01:05:14No time.
01:05:21No time.
01:05:21No time.
01:05:22No time, no time.
01:05:25No time.
01:05:35Love you.
01:05:36No time.
01:05:36Be still.
01:05:46It's easier that way.
01:06:04Word had to be you, man.
01:06:06Less than eight minutes.
01:06:27Guess your men...
01:06:29and get me that wolf!
01:06:31Let's go.
01:07:01Good night, sweet friend.
01:07:27Hands where I can see them.
01:07:30Move!
01:07:31And die.
01:07:32Tina!
01:07:33You don't understand.
01:07:36We're protecting Woodhaven from that beast.
01:07:39Save it, wolf fucker.
01:07:41Hands behind your head.
01:07:44You're making a big mistake.
01:07:46You know, the last wolf I fucked was your father.
01:07:53You're making a big mistake.
01:08:23You're making a big mistake.
01:08:30And you're making a big mistake.
01:08:32So good.
01:08:32I'm making a big mistake.
01:08:33I'm making a big mistake.
01:08:35Guys?
01:08:36Why are you dressed like that?
01:08:41Fuck it!
01:08:55You're not jumped up now, are you, huh?
01:09:11Ah!
01:09:41Oh, my God.
01:10:12Thanks, partner.
01:10:15Back at you.
01:10:23We should get out of here.
01:10:27Yeah.
01:10:34This is your fate, Lou.
01:10:41Like your nosy father, I need to put you down.
01:10:46It's funny.
01:10:47This is the exact spot that he was sacrificed.
01:10:50Nice continuity to it, don't you think?
01:10:54Well, Tina.
01:10:55I'm impressed, Lou.
01:11:23But it's time to serve your purpose.
01:11:34Big mistake.
01:11:36Oh, how does that feel?
01:11:49Let's end this, Lou.
01:12:07What do you expect?
01:12:12What do you expect to do?
01:12:17A promotion.
01:12:28Commence.
01:12:31Oh!
01:12:32Oh!
01:12:35Oh!
01:12:36Oh!
01:12:37Oh!
01:12:37Oh!
01:12:38Oh!
01:12:39Oh!
01:12:49Oh!
01:12:50Oh!
01:12:50Fuck.
01:13:05Fuck.
01:13:13Good.
01:13:20Are you okay?
01:13:28God, I could use a drink.
01:13:34I could use a hospital.
01:13:38Okay. Two stops.
01:13:40Yeah, I'm the wolf cop.
01:13:53I'm the wolf cop.
01:13:55Yeah, there's a new cop in the streets.
01:13:58Half man, half wolf, pure beast.
01:14:01Patrol the town looking for trouble, man.
01:14:04Stuffing dead bodies in my duffel bag.
01:14:06Slash your face, rip the head off your body.
01:14:08Slam a cold boom, pump your body with the shotty.
01:14:11Drinking in the blood and the sacrifice.
01:14:13Welcome to the seance, see you in the afterlife.
01:14:16No T-Wolf, just a man with a text for blood.
01:14:19Watch the barrel stop smoking when you took on mud.
01:14:21Till you met me, you know what trouble was.
01:14:24Till I filled your jean jacket with a couple slugs.
01:14:26I'm cursed.
01:14:27What is cursed?
01:14:28I'm a monster.
01:14:29Pissing on fire hydrants, foaming at the choppers.
01:14:31A hairy menace with a badge and a gun.
01:14:33Don't bother trying to hide, cause there's nowhere you can run from the wolf cop.
01:14:37Yeah, I'm the wolf cop.
01:14:40Don't try to hide from the wolf cop.
01:14:43Yeah, I'm the wolf cop, cop.
01:14:46Oh damn, Mr. Wolf, he got a plan.
01:14:49Forget Frankenstein more like the son of Sam.
01:14:51Soon as that full moon hits, there's no turning back.
01:14:54Everything turns to black, you can kiss my hairy ass.
01:14:57Try how you like it.
01:14:59I got you now, don't bother trying to fight it.
01:15:01Welcome to my hell, you've all been invited.
01:15:04Once you've been bitten, there's no way you can hide it.
01:15:06Forget wizards and witches, I'll leave you with stitches.
01:15:09Just for a speedy ticket, I'm bitten with a sickness.
01:15:12There's no antidote, I'm alone on this highway.
01:15:14Drifting in the darkness, sparking a new crime wave.
01:15:17So go pray to the priest and drink your holy water.
01:15:19Grab your guns, lock the doors, hide your daughters.
01:15:21You think you got me surrounded?
01:15:23You better get your piece and pull it, and better have a silver bullet.
01:15:26Cause I'm the wolf cop.
01:15:28Yeah, I'm the wolf cop.
01:15:30Don't try to hide from the wolf cop.
01:15:33Yeah, I'm the wolf cop.
01:15:35I'm the wolf cop.
01:15:36Cop, cop, cop.
01:15:37I'm the wolf cop.
01:15:38Cop, cop, cop.
01:15:39I'm the wolf cop.
01:15:40Cop, cop, cop.
01:15:41I'm the wolf cop.
01:15:42Cop, cop, cop.
01:15:44Yeah, I'm the wolf cop.
01:15:45Cop, cop, cop.
01:15:46Yeah.
01:15:47I don't know.
01:18:18Damn it, dog!
01:18:19If we can out the neighborhood, I told you to shut!
01:18:40I'm the wolf cat.
01:18:41I'm the wolf cat.
01:18:42I'm the wolf cat.
01:18:46I'm the wolf cat.
01:18:48I'll be right back.
01:18:53You