Genre: Comedy/Action
In Fresno, Texas, graffiti artist Raphael's arrest leads to his involvement in a chain of events involving a sting operation, suicide, drug deals, criminal suspicions, weapons, a newswoman, and a plutonium deal gone wrong, creating chaos.
#GraffitiArtist #TexasCrime #ActionComedy #PlutoniumGoneWrong #StingOperation #DarkComedy #SmallTownChaos #DrugDealGoneWrong #CrimeSpree #RATS2023
In Fresno, Texas, graffiti artist Raphael's arrest leads to his involvement in a chain of events involving a sting operation, suicide, drug deals, criminal suspicions, weapons, a newswoman, and a plutonium deal gone wrong, creating chaos.
#GraffitiArtist #TexasCrime #ActionComedy #PlutoniumGoneWrong #StingOperation #DarkComedy #SmallTownChaos #DrugDealGoneWrong #CrimeSpree #RATS2023
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00:00:00You think this is the same guy who's been cutting off all the other Hans?
00:00:30Yeah, Clark, I think it's the same fucking guy.
00:00:34Jesus Christ.
00:00:35Yeah, it makes sense.
00:00:38Hey!
00:00:39How many Hans you found?
00:00:41It's five this week.
00:00:45That's at least three people.
00:00:47Alright, tag it and back it, boys.
00:00:51Is that a right or a left?
00:00:53What, the hand?
00:00:54No, the foot.
00:01:00I only want you to think I'm fantastic.
00:01:07Fuck you!
00:01:12Fucking tiger!
00:01:14Give me your fucking hands, you bitch!
00:01:19Hey, you ever tried X before, mate?
00:01:26Who, mate?
00:01:28I got blue Pikachus, red Pikachus, pink Shreks.
00:01:32I'm good, man.
00:01:33It's ridiculous.
00:01:34I'm good.
00:01:35Straight five, rough criminal.
00:01:37I'm good.
00:01:38It's hot as fuck, huh, Papa?
00:01:39I'm good.
00:01:40I'm good.
00:01:41I'm good.
00:01:42I'll give you guys a reason for your Blue lasers.
00:01:52They Mike.
00:01:53Either way, you're going with you!
00:01:54It's hot as fuck, Papa.
00:01:55What's hot as fuck, Papa?
00:01:56It's hot as fuck, Papa, yeah.
00:01:57What's that!
00:02:06You fuck with anime?
00:02:07I can't see.
00:02:08So my buddy's sister, right, she needs some headphones.
00:02:10some headphones, she's got some tig ol' bitties, ha ha.
00:02:13I be tagging hella highway signs, bombing them,
00:02:15got the fat caps dangling upside down.
00:02:17Shit was dangerous, dawg.
00:02:21You ever do anything dangerous like that?
00:02:25No.
00:02:29Hey, yo, it's almost one o'clock, you sure you good?
00:02:31White King Dongs, some Tan King Dongs, some Purple Simpsons.
00:02:44Damn, dawg, that's pretty dope.
00:02:47You seem talented, man.
00:02:48Bro, just stop.
00:02:50Please.
00:02:55You ever see Steve Earl and his daughter, bro?
00:02:58Yeah, back when I was living in Melbourne,
00:02:59I used to bump nonies all the time, some crazy shit.
00:03:06I miss that shit, dog.
00:03:10Steve Irwin, man.
00:03:13Such a tragedy.
00:03:16Such a fine ass daughter, though, too, dog.
00:03:18I would kill to hit that premeditated murder.
00:03:21Criminal offenses.
00:03:25Mate, Steve Irwin.
00:03:27Hey, you ever seen a picture of her?
00:03:29My baby girl, Steve Irwin's fine ass daughter in every time?
00:03:32I have not.
00:03:33Check this out.
00:03:38Don't come.
00:03:44We're beautiful, right?
00:03:47Molto bene bella.
00:03:57Right?
00:04:08William Stewart?
00:04:09Hey, it's Billy!
00:04:11Bitch.
00:04:13Come up here, speak to me, please. You're next.
00:04:16Let's go, little worm.
00:04:18Shit.
00:04:19Shit.
00:04:50Once again, they try, mate, but what they can't do is keep a king down.
00:04:56Hey, it's too damn hardy here to be talking all the damn noise.
00:04:58Nah, man. Nah, man.
00:04:59So I racked like $400 worth of shit, and they want to give me two years minimum, dog?
00:05:04What the fuck? How the fuck those $400 equal two years minimum in jail, bro? That's fucked up!
00:05:22What are you doing, young man?
00:05:23No.
00:05:25Well, let me see what's in that bag.
00:05:27What the hell?
00:05:33Shut the fuck up!
00:05:35Yeah.
00:05:36Hope you get your dick bit off by the same shark that killed Steve Irwin.
00:05:39Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:43He actually got killed by a stingray, so it's pretty fucked up that you'd say that.
00:05:48Y'all are gay.
00:05:50Raphael Tensky.
00:05:57Raphael?
00:06:02Yeah.
00:06:03Okay.
00:06:05Let's see.
00:06:06Looks like you are enrolled at Fresno Community College.
00:06:10Good.
00:06:12Judge Turner will like that.
00:06:14So, all you've got to do is plead guilty.
00:06:18He'll slap your wrist and give you 50 hours or so of community service.
00:06:22Sound okay?
00:06:23Wait, really? That's it?
00:06:27You know, I usually don't make things like this personal, but that telephone booth is a city landmark.
00:06:36I hope you've learned your lesson, Raphael Tensky.
00:06:39Definitely.
00:06:42So no weed charges?
00:06:45Were you caught with drugs?
00:06:48No.
00:06:50No.
00:06:52I was just curious.
00:06:53No.
00:06:54Look, maybe you can keep the art projects to the sketchbook and canvas from now on.
00:07:00Please, grow up Raphael.
00:07:01Please, grow up Raphael.
00:07:05How you can teach you.
00:07:06How you got a job.
00:07:08Are you going to know what the office show?
00:07:09After all this?
00:07:11Can you tell us?
00:07:12Let's go.
00:07:13So we have korban to help us out.
00:07:15How you know why we want to work from the audience?
00:07:16Let's leave the office andComero-D Speaker.
00:07:18Lauren, thank you.
00:07:19How you're bookingHANne partners here at Rapmel.
00:07:20Sagatose like devil self-portrait
00:07:23The car accident
00:07:25The skin I got you made
00:07:27The power bites
00:07:28Cause the reason I looked up
00:07:30You been hurt
00:07:32Better when you think I got it
00:07:34You had some last thing
00:07:36You can call
00:07:38And when I brought you out
00:07:39You didn't know your name
00:07:41It's starting to take my job
00:07:43I'm glad you're based on fame
00:07:45You met you before
00:07:46You deserve good to do
00:07:48A dozen of some of all the strength of the heart
00:07:52You don't speak for love
00:07:54I thought you'd hang around
00:07:55You can find me to do this
00:07:57I'm tired of the pain
00:07:59La la la la la la la
00:08:02Oh la la la la la
00:08:05Oh la la la la la
00:08:08Oh la la la la la
00:08:11Oh la la la la la la
00:08:15Oh la la la la la la
00:08:17And I love to talk to the theater
00:08:19And she's so free
00:08:21Like a pineapple in a tree
00:08:23Bye
00:08:24She said it's dangerous
00:08:25To be so innocent
00:08:27You know it's dangerous
00:08:29Dangerous, dangerous, dangerous
00:08:31And she said what you live on her back
00:08:34The sun hit her body
00:08:35Like an ugly landscape
00:08:37Bye
00:08:38The sun makes their look at better
00:08:40Like it's causing better
00:08:41You got this
00:08:43You got it
00:08:44Come on
00:08:44Raphael, you are so deeply fucked, young man
00:08:55What the hell is going on?
00:08:56Why is that cop here?
00:08:57Drugs?
00:08:57You're your second misdemeanor?
00:09:00You're beating?
00:09:02Listen Raphael, if I were you
00:09:07I would just have a seat
00:09:08Shut up
00:09:09Mom, can you please listen to me?
00:09:15I made a mistake, I guess
00:09:18But I just got community service
00:09:19And I'm going
00:09:20To move into your cousin Mateo's house
00:09:23Immediately
00:09:24You see what you've done
00:09:30To your poor fucking mother
00:09:31All right
00:09:38Raphael
00:09:39I'm sure it's fun
00:09:41Writing your name
00:09:42On walls
00:09:44And that phone booth
00:09:45That's very
00:09:46Very special to Fresno
00:09:48But your mother here
00:09:51Has told me all about you
00:09:52And how much of a great artist
00:09:54You really are
00:09:55It's hit or miss
00:10:01Yeah
00:10:02It's not bad
00:10:11But not good
00:10:13That's something
00:10:21Anyway
00:10:24Can someone please explain to me
00:10:26Exactly what's going on?
00:10:27Let me explain it to you real clear
00:10:29Mateo is moving kilos of narcotics
00:10:38Out of his house
00:10:39Excuse me, his trap house
00:10:42So I need you to go live with them
00:10:44And report all that shit back to me
00:10:46Only good cop is a dead cop
00:10:51Because if you do that
00:11:02All this is going to go away
00:11:04That misdemeanor is going to get expunged
00:11:07The next time you get in trouble
00:11:09Because you will
00:11:10You're going to have a cop to call
00:11:12Me
00:11:13I'm not a fucking rat
00:11:17All right
00:11:20I'm not supposed to tell you all this
00:11:25But I'm gonna
00:11:26Mateo is under investigation by the FBI
00:11:31We have reason to believe
00:11:34That he's selling plutonium warheads to Osama
00:11:36And I'm talking like
00:11:39The whole state of Texas gone
00:11:41Bullshit
00:11:43You call bullshit on me one more time
00:11:45You fucking punk
00:11:45Oh no, I write about it in the blogs
00:11:47They're selling plutonium on the
00:11:49Older kid
00:11:50Blogs?
00:11:51Write it on Dredge
00:11:52Stand up
00:11:53We need you, Raphael
00:11:57The state of Texas depends on you
00:12:01Can I just talk to you for a second?
00:12:06Mom, how can you believe this woman?
00:12:08She's insane
00:12:08And if Mateo is so dangerous
00:12:11Doesn't this seem like potentially a bad idea?
00:12:14Honey, he loves you
00:12:16Your family, Mateo would never hurt you
00:12:19You know that
00:12:20Okay
00:12:22Family
00:12:23Yeah
00:12:25Look
00:12:25Just do whatever
00:12:28The lovely Officer Williams says
00:12:30And
00:12:31If you ever feel like you're in danger
00:12:33I'm only a phone call away
00:12:35So this is just how it's gonna be?
00:12:42Yes
00:12:42Your bags are packed
00:12:44I'm driving you to his house
00:12:53Your eyes
00:12:55Sometimes I can leave you by
00:13:02Damn
00:13:04Come on in my boy ah good to see ya god damn give me a hug man oh shit man that's so big
00:13:26don't worry you good here man your mom told me what happened said you got locked up big
00:13:32bad graffiti man spent the night in the drunk tank ah first time no second oh all right all right
00:13:38don't worry we all gotta talk about that shit right now yeah well um well actually bro there's
00:13:42there's something i gotta talk to you about all right cuz oh no sweat no sweat we got time to talk
00:13:48yeah house looks good by the way god damn that's a lot of pink oh you like that yeah yeah me too man
00:13:55me too i actually got a lot of kickback for painting my shit pink even banning that shade of pink in
00:14:00town man brother can't even touch my shit up without driving a hundred miles they ban the
00:14:04color pink well that shade of pink you know thing is i keep it low key i keep it real chill but
00:14:13everybody around here be up in my motherfucking business man you know what it is raffi it's
00:14:17bullshit that's what it is man this panini is a crazy fire man nestor get your goddamn dirty
00:14:25ass fingernails off my shit i told you it's for raffi damn it i'm taking my weed take your weed i got my
00:14:32own shit the fuck man are you hungry yeah yeah definitely hey who who who was that though man that's
00:14:44nestor the pesters he been here for years if you haven't visited you know anyway he got squatted right so
00:14:50we technically can't kick his ass out and that's been a whole bitch but dude owe me so much fucking
00:14:56money too seems unfair it is but you know the type rich kid they gotta prove you ain't a rich kid so
00:15:03he go around town terrorizing shit but you different though raffi you an artist
00:15:09i guess so you'll get to know him believe me let me make you some lunch
00:15:31do you prefer honey roasted or regular huh
00:15:33um regular's fine all right with your basic ass hey you want apple slices too right uh yeah yeah
00:15:50sure mm-hmm hey i forgot how you feel about stilton about what stilton cheese man you ain't never had
00:15:57stilton that stinking stinking blue blue yeah whatever you got
00:16:07you said there was something you wanted to talk about yeah
00:16:12i'm uh i'm actually um i'm actually kind of freaking out about it man um so listen
00:16:21the only reason i'm staying with you is because this psycho pig who arrested me um
00:16:29she thinks that you're in possession of nukes and are planning to blow up texas we are about this
00:16:36close to being completely wiped off the face of the planet man officer william's crazy ass don't
00:16:44had it out for me since she caught me smelling like weed in high school
00:16:47hey you know she got her ass fired from being my high school appointed cop for swinging on some
00:16:53freshman girl twice anyway i ain't the one under investigation here this hood's full of perverts
00:17:03perverts yeah damn that fucking dog come on man
00:17:09for you my sire the duke of sandwich has blessed our catholic souls once again with the finest of bread
00:17:19cheese and locally farmed chicken your panini is served
00:17:29well it's the best sandwich i've ever had in my fucking life how the fuck do you make that
00:17:36hey man don't worry about that cop bro i knew you'd never ride on me i figured something was
00:17:41up when aunt linda wacky ass called but anyways i appreciate you being up front man but look you
00:17:49good with staying on the couch all the room's occupado right now yeah for sure hey look i want
00:17:55you to finish that nino and when you're done with that come around back i want you to meet my new
00:18:00song larry yeah cool all right larry you want mellow you want mellow this your boy damn i've never
00:18:15seen a pet pig before yeah it's adorable larry this is raffi raffi this is lit
00:18:21nester this is my cousin raffi be chill raffi this is nester you cool man you rich or something man
00:18:32chill the fuck out before i sick larry on your bitch ass ain't that right relax man hey
00:18:38i'm a real chill cool guy and everything for real though anyway
00:18:48damn sure loves melon
00:18:52melon good man good good anyway raffi gonna be staying with us for a couple weeks man he got caught
00:19:00tagging downtown so his folks kicked him out the crib where's he gonna stay jay's wrong who is jake
00:19:05jay's an old roommate he's in and out the big house a lot so uh we ain't seen him in a few
00:19:10weeks but he'll be back but no he'll be staying on the couch why am i supposed to watch tv and conduct
00:19:16my business man preferably not in this house ideally not at all you're lucky i ain't a violent man nester
00:19:24you're lucky i love you yeah larry stare it up look at him
00:19:35williams williams where the hell have you been okay we need to start seating some tables just got
00:19:50here we're back enough yeah right whoa hi we'd like a booth please you betcha i love booth
00:20:01booth yeah i bet you do williams have fun y'all i love booth you need to watch your tone with me
00:20:11williams okay i'm not gonna tell you again this isn't the fucking force this is the salted butter
00:20:16home of the chocolate butter you're on my turf got it suck a butt janet take him five you see this
00:20:26thanks bitch do you know how many times you have to be demoted to get the salted butter okay enjoy y'all
00:20:43okay
00:20:54got it got it got it shh
00:21:05fucking shit i've got that motherfucker
00:21:13me
00:21:17excuse me
00:21:18can i help you do you work here
00:21:26sometimes yeah but i am an officer of the law if you couldn't see that anyway if you work here
00:21:33you should wash your hands especially after taking such a disgusting shit
00:21:36that's so gross dude
00:21:51tell me
00:21:54you like the taste of purple
00:21:55kill his mom kill his mom
00:21:59you ain't shit without your badge
00:22:09i'm an olympian
00:22:11bitch
00:22:13you wanna go
00:22:15let's go
00:22:15kill him
00:22:16yeah yeah with a fucking cop
00:22:27oh you olympic
00:22:28cut
00:22:32ah
00:22:33ah
00:22:37ah
00:22:37ah
00:22:42ah
00:22:48Fuck you, cunt!
00:22:55Like I said, you're nothing without your badge.
00:23:09Bitch.
00:23:14Oh!
00:23:17She got mad because I wouldn't wash my fucking hands!
00:23:28That only is B!
00:23:30Jesus Christ, Williams!
00:23:31Why don't you just wash your hands?
00:23:33That's gross!
00:23:34My hands!
00:23:35My rules!
00:23:37No, Williams.
00:23:39Actually, everyone who works here has to wash their hands.
00:23:43Read the sign!
00:23:45Oh, Janet.
00:23:46You fucked up again!
00:23:47Janet!
00:23:48Janet!
00:23:49Janet!
00:23:50Janet!
00:23:51Janet!
00:23:52Janet!
00:23:53Janet!
00:23:54Janet!
00:23:55Why don't you just invoice Fresno PD one more fucking time, huh?
00:24:02Get!
00:24:03Get!
00:24:04The fuck!
00:24:05Out of the putter!
00:24:07And clean yourself off!
00:24:09Cunt!
00:24:12Oh, Jesus.
00:24:13Please let today be the day that cunt Beth Stewart from Channel 7 gets hit by a fucking bus.
00:24:34Paul?
00:24:35Honey?
00:24:36What could possibly be taking you so long?
00:24:39I'm in the zone.
00:24:40You know I need to get going when I'm in the zone.
00:24:43Sorry.
00:24:44Sorry, honey bear.
00:24:45Jesus, Paul.
00:24:46Get your shit together.
00:24:47Do you really think Channel 7's even gonna think about hiring you if this is how you handle my equipment?
00:24:52I'm sorry.
00:24:53You yelled and I just scampered in here as quickly as I could.
00:24:56But you know what I was thinking?
00:24:58You know I'm okay if Channel 7 doesn't wanna hire me as long as they wanna hire you.
00:25:04So you're just gonna abandon me?
00:25:07What?
00:25:08What?
00:25:09Honey, look at me.
00:25:11We're here now.
00:25:12I'm with you.
00:25:13This is me.
00:25:14Alright?
00:25:15This is the dream and we're in it.
00:25:16Okay?
00:25:17I can't wait to achieve our Channel 7 dreams.
00:25:23Good.
00:25:24Now bump me, King.
00:25:26Okay, okay.
00:25:27Here we go.
00:25:30Oh, man.
00:25:33Alright, you ready?
00:25:35Here comes the snowman.
00:25:38Yeah.
00:25:40Oh, nose check.
00:25:41Oh, Cleanser Whistle, honey.
00:25:42How are the girls? Headlights on?
00:25:43Oh, like a couple porcelain blondies rubbing against each other in a bubble bath.
00:25:46Oh!
00:25:50Um, uh, uh, action.
00:25:53A normal suburban neighborhood with normal suburban people living their normal suburban lives,
00:25:59or so we thought.
00:26:01When a plumber van mysteriously shows up without any plumbers in tow,
00:26:05the residents begin to wonder, who is it watching them discreetly from the shadows?
00:26:09The CIA?
00:26:10The TSA?
00:26:12ICE?
00:26:14The FBI, even.
00:26:17Fuck.
00:26:18I stand here today in a normal Fresno cul-de-sac, not dissimilar from yours, to tell you that inside that seemingly pleasant suburban home might lay a drug dealer, a murderer, a rapist.
00:26:32How do you really ever know you're safe?
00:26:35The answer, America, is you don't.
00:26:37I'm Shay Barada with yet another groundbreaking story.
00:26:42See you next time, Texas.
00:26:44Oh!
00:26:45Oh!
00:26:46Ah!
00:26:47Ah!
00:26:48Ah!
00:26:49Woo!
00:26:51How's Mesa?
00:26:52It's a work of art.
00:26:53I told you, Honey Bear, when I'm in the zone, I'm in the zone!
00:26:55You are the zone.
00:26:56Honey, you're not in the zone.
00:26:57You are the zone.
00:26:58Oh!
00:27:00You got me again.
00:27:01My goodness.
00:27:03Oh!
00:27:04What are you doing?
00:27:05What are you doing?
00:27:06Oh, look at you dancing.
00:27:07It's just dancing.
00:27:08Oh, my gosh.
00:27:13Giving that gift away, honey.
00:27:14It's amazing.
00:27:15I just had one thing.
00:27:20Goddammit, what?
00:27:21I think maybe, like, you said Fresno.
00:27:24You said Puff Fresno?
00:27:29But, I mean, I don't think anybody will notice that.
00:27:31You know, you're doing so much cool stuff.
00:27:32Well, you noticed, so why wouldn't they?
00:27:34We'll do a pickup.
00:27:35Just punch in.
00:27:36Get a different angle.
00:27:37I'll pickup punch in.
00:27:38Okay.
00:27:39That's airtight logic.
00:27:40Honey, you are...
00:27:41Damn.
00:27:42...a true professional, and it is an honor to be your camera person.
00:27:47Uh, action.
00:27:48I stand here today in a normal Fresno cul-de-sac just like yours
00:27:52to tell you that inside that seemingly pleasant suburban home
00:27:56might lay a drug dealer, a murderer, a wapist,
00:28:02a man.
00:28:05Okay, cool.
00:28:06Did we get it?
00:28:09I wanna hear a yes.
00:28:12These goddamn ambulance chasers just might fuck this up for us
00:28:15and the entire world, Clark.
00:28:19Do we need to remove her entirely?
00:28:21No, not yet.
00:28:24She's not capable of doing much damage.
00:28:26I'm not hearing a yes, Paul.
00:28:30Did we get it?
00:28:31It was great.
00:28:32It was amazing.
00:28:33I just...
00:28:34I just think, maybe, I might have heard you say Puff Fresno again.
00:28:41That's how you pronounce it, honey. Puff Fresno.
00:28:43Oh, I just been saying it wrong my whole life.
00:28:45Pop up on the P. Pop up.
00:28:47It's okay.
00:28:48I'll do that.
00:28:49Gotta admit, she's some piece, though.
00:28:51What a doll.
00:28:54Who says that?
00:28:55What?
00:28:56Some pi...
00:28:58It's 2007, not 1951 Chicago, buddy.
00:29:01What the fuck is...
00:29:02Some piece.
00:29:03Lots of people say that.
00:29:05That cunt, Beth Stewart, on Channel 7 could never...
00:29:09She is a...
00:29:11a...
00:29:12a...
00:29:13cunt.
00:29:15Now, how did he land this broad?
00:29:18Oh, so you can say broad, but I can't say piece?
00:29:22Great.
00:29:23Now you got me talking like your old ass.
00:29:25You're older than I am.
00:29:27Oh, fuck.
00:29:28You know what?
00:29:29A woman like that just wants a man she can walk all over.
00:29:32I'd let her walk all over me, that's for sure.
00:29:35No, for fuck's sake.
00:29:37God, look at the ass on that, huh?
00:29:39Cunt.
00:29:40Cunt.
00:29:41Cunt.
00:29:42Stuart.
00:29:43She's a cunt.
00:29:44She's a cunt bitch.
00:29:45Cunt bitch with no tits.
00:29:48I'm gonna kill her.
00:30:02I missed it.
00:30:03I missed it.
00:30:04That's what you see.
00:30:05That's what you missed.
00:30:06Oh, fuck.
00:30:07Oh, damn!
00:30:08He's splitting shit.
00:30:09You see it?
00:30:10Oh, my God.
00:30:11You see his eye?
00:30:12Like this.
00:30:13His sh...
00:30:14Bro, my God.
00:30:15See ya, buddy.
00:30:16See ya.
00:30:17Hey, um...
00:30:18What time am I gonna take you to community service?
00:30:21Oh, shit.
00:30:22Um...
00:30:23I think, like, 45 minutes.
00:30:24Can you still give me a lift?
00:30:25Yeah, I got you.
00:30:26I got you.
00:30:27I got you.
00:30:28I got someone else.
00:30:29I got you.
00:30:30I got someone coming through real quick, though.
00:30:32You passed that shit, bro.
00:30:33You're hogging it.
00:30:34If you got the hog, then you can hog it.
00:30:35The fuck is he talking about, man?
00:30:36There you go, bro.
00:30:37Yeah!
00:30:38What's good?
00:30:39What's good, bro?
00:30:40You early, you early.
00:30:41Come on.
00:30:42You coming here?
00:30:43You coming here?
00:30:44Yo, what the fuck was that?
00:30:46Shit.
00:30:47Yeah, man.
00:30:48I'm so sorry.
00:30:49I'm so sorry.
00:30:50I'm so sorry.
00:30:51I'm so sorry.
00:30:52I'm so sorry.
00:30:53I'm so sorry.
00:30:54I'm so sorry.
00:30:55I'm so sorry.
00:30:56I'm so sorry.
00:30:57I'm so sorry.
00:30:58What the fuck was that?
00:30:59Fuckin' Nestor, bro.
00:31:00Goddamn.
00:31:01Yeah!
00:31:02What the fuck did you do with my parent knife?
00:31:04You gotta find it.
00:31:10Boom!
00:31:11You seein' that shit?
00:31:12I hate find the knife.
00:31:14Now, you know I suck at that game, baby.
00:31:18Who the fuck is this?
00:31:19Oh, this is my cousin Rafi.
00:31:21Rafi, this is my bro Jeremy.
00:31:23Come on, man.
00:31:24I told you to call me Clophouse.
00:31:26Word?
00:31:27Yeah.
00:31:28Oh, my bad.
00:31:29It's flop.
00:31:30Flophouse.
00:31:31Yeah.
00:31:32Yeah.
00:31:33So will, cousin.
00:31:34You like music?
00:31:36Yeah.
00:31:37Who doesn't like music?
00:31:38Yeah, you look like you like music.
00:31:41Man, see, music is fucked up these days.
00:31:43Everything's sounding the same and shit.
00:31:45Hey, bro.
00:31:46Let's just give music a break for once, huh?
00:31:48Nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:31:49I'm about to fuck the game up for real, though.
00:31:50Like, you gotta check out my new music video.
00:31:52Word?
00:31:53Yeah, we gonna check it out.
00:31:54What you need, man?
00:31:55Ah, let me put this shit on the TV right quick.
00:31:57Bro, I'm serious.
00:31:58I gotta take my cousin to, um, community service.
00:32:01Community service?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:03Bro, my boy Buck, he runs that shit downtown.
00:32:05I, let me give him a call.
00:32:06I got you.
00:32:07I sorted it all out.
00:32:08Um, I don't think I want you making any, any calls for me.
00:32:11Nah, it's all good.
00:32:12It's all good.
00:32:13Let me get this loaded.
00:32:14Bro, you bugging.
00:32:15Watch this.
00:32:16Watch this.
00:32:17Watch this.
00:32:18Yeah!
00:32:19Yeah!
00:32:20Yeah!
00:32:21It's Flop House.
00:32:22It's motherfucking Flop House.
00:32:23It's motherfucking Flop House.
00:32:24Flop House.
00:32:25You know what the fuck it is.
00:32:26Yeah!
00:32:27Yeah!
00:32:28Yeah!
00:32:29Yeah!
00:32:30Yeah!
00:32:31I love selling crack.
00:32:32I love selling crack.
00:32:34I love selling crack.
00:32:35I love selling crack.
00:32:36I love selling crack.
00:32:37Bitch, baby, throw it back.
00:32:39Like I'm playing rugby.
00:32:40Everybody love me.
00:32:42Like I'm Bill Cosby.
00:32:44Can't nobody rob me.
00:32:46I'm in the lobby.
00:32:48Like I'm, like I'm, like I'm Mr. Mosby.
00:32:52I'mma look forever like I'm Kobe Bryant.
00:32:5524, I'm a giant.
00:32:57I'm a lion.
00:32:58They sell a lot of butt.
00:33:00Please don't look at me.
00:33:02Pull your pants up.
00:33:03I can see your cheeks.
00:33:05I got it.
00:33:06They selling all that crack every day of the week.
00:33:09Martha Stewart.
00:33:10Just love that booty because it's not cheap.
00:33:12Goddamn.
00:33:13I love selling crack.
00:33:14I love selling crack.
00:33:15I love selling crack.
00:33:16I love selling crack.
00:33:17I love selling crack.
00:33:18I love selling crack.
00:33:20I love selling crack.
00:33:21I love selling crack.
00:33:23I love selling crack.
00:33:25I love selling crack.
00:33:27I love selling crack.
00:33:29I love selling crack.
00:33:31I love selling crack.
00:33:33I love selling crack.
00:33:35I love selling crack.
00:33:37Yeah, that shit was different.
00:33:52Yeah.
00:33:54So, you sell crack, bro?
00:33:56Man, fuck no.
00:33:57That shit's been destroying my people for decades.
00:33:59I'd never do that.
00:33:59What the fuck's wrong with you?
00:34:01Hey, what you need, bro?
00:34:02Oh, let me get an eighth for, like, 20.
00:34:05An eighth for 20?
00:34:06Yeah.
00:34:07God damn, bro.
00:34:09Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:34:14Is this an eighth?
00:34:17Hey, come on, bro.
00:34:18We got to go, man.
00:34:22You like that shit?
00:34:23Yeah.
00:34:23All right, man.
00:34:47Good luck today.
00:34:47Look, I done done this shit a couple times, all right?
00:34:51Just go in there, keep your head down, do what they say.
00:34:54Look, don't make no new friends.
00:34:56Put your music in and just own the fuck out, all right?
00:35:00Buff on that twice.
00:35:01All right, you felons, fuck-ups and your fuck-offs.
00:35:16Today, from two to seven, you are mine.
00:35:31You no longer have a name, you no longer have a sex.
00:35:35Your bodies are built for trash, and I am your trash lord.
00:35:42I'm sorry, aunt.
00:35:45If I didn't know no one made no jokes, maybe you think this is some kind of comedy club.
00:35:49Want to come up here and tell some funny jokes, funny man?
00:35:52No, I didn't think so.
00:35:55This is my ant farm, and you are my ant.
00:36:00You could have saved her!
00:36:09Now get!
00:36:22Jesus Christ, what a guy, huh?
00:36:33Hey.
00:36:35Sorry.
00:36:35I was just listening to the new Flophouse track.
00:36:38You heard of him?
00:36:39Wait, seriously?
00:36:41Yeah.
00:36:41I was just with that guy.
00:36:43Dude, shut up.
00:36:44Are you serious?
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:45No, I'm like his biggest fan.
00:36:46Shit's so aggressive.
00:36:47It's so fucking forward.
00:36:48It's amazing.
00:36:49Yeah, that's wild.
00:36:49I didn't think many people knew who he was.
00:36:51Yeah, he's kind of up and coming.
00:36:53Yeah, he buys bud for my cousin, who I've been staying with since I've been here.
00:36:58Damn, you ran out your cousin that fast.
00:37:01Pretty fucked up.
00:37:02I know, I made it up.
00:37:04Sorry.
00:37:05I have fucking with you, too.
00:37:07Look at your face.
00:37:09What's your name?
00:37:13I'm Raffi.
00:37:15Raffi.
00:37:16I like that.
00:37:17I'm Bernadette.
00:37:19Kind of cute.
00:37:21You like Xanax?
00:37:21Am I famous?
00:37:24What?
00:37:24No, I said you like Xanax.
00:37:27Oh, yeah.
00:37:28Yeah.
00:37:28Xanax is chill.
00:37:30Fucking knew it.
00:37:31You ever had pineapple or mango on Xanax before?
00:37:34Those specific fruit?
00:37:35No.
00:37:37Can't say I have.
00:37:38Raffi, I'm about to change your community service experience.
00:37:41Take off this tab.
00:37:46Cheers.
00:37:46Why are you looking at me like that?
00:37:56Um, sorry.
00:37:59I'm just really high.
00:38:01Oh, fuck!
00:38:02I'm fucking with you.
00:38:03Yo, yo, what the fuck?
00:38:05Oh, my God!
00:38:07What is this?
00:38:08What the fuck?
00:38:09Oh, my God.
00:38:10What are you screaming about, boy?
00:38:14Oh, my God.
00:38:15What?
00:38:15You never seen a fucking rat before?
00:38:18Oh, you pussy.
00:38:19You goddamn pussy.
00:38:21What is your problem, man?
00:38:22What the fuck?
00:38:23You fucking Americans.
00:38:25You're so soft.
00:38:26It's just a rat.
00:38:27You know what we do with rats in my country?
00:38:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:30Wait.
00:38:30Kill him!
00:38:36Well, shit.
00:38:40Okay.
00:38:41What the fuck did I end up here?
00:38:43Oh, what have you done?
00:38:46You killed the mother.
00:38:49That's a good question I was about to ask you.
00:38:51Why are you here?
00:38:51They're four little babies.
00:38:55Um, tagging.
00:38:58Lame, I know.
00:38:58No, no, no, that's great.
00:39:00I was just hoping you weren't violent.
00:39:01I'm gonna fix this night, too.
00:39:08Luckily, I am leaving all these assholes behind.
00:39:12Where are you going?
00:39:14Oh, Deniola.
00:39:16My uncle lives there, so I said fuck it.
00:39:22It's good for you.
00:39:23There's a shit in there.
00:39:33Thanks, Steve.
00:39:34Now it can dip.
00:39:36Wait, what?
00:39:37Yeah, we're done, dude.
00:39:42There's a shit in there.
00:39:44Thanks, Steve.
00:39:45Now it can dip.
00:39:46All right, work's done, funny guys.
00:39:49See you tomorrow.
00:39:58I think I know where we should go.
00:40:00Yeah?
00:40:06Why did you put the edible dog shit down?
00:40:08Jesus Christ, please don't eat that.
00:40:14Oh, that's super cute.
00:40:16Yeah.
00:40:20So, why were you in community service again?
00:40:24Bank it in.
00:40:26I'm done with that shit though.
00:40:30Damn.
00:40:32Oh my god.
00:40:36Sorry.
00:40:39You look amazing.
00:40:40It's not really my style, but-
00:40:42Shut up, you look good.
00:40:43This isn't really about style right now.
00:40:47Here.
00:40:49All right, come on.
00:40:50And don't say a word.
00:40:54Hey there.
00:40:55We're just gonna get these gummy burgies.
00:40:58Mm-hmm.
00:41:00Is that everything?
00:41:02Yeah, that'll do it.
00:41:04Mm-hmm.
00:41:08You sure?
00:41:09Mm-hmm.
00:41:12What about you, Green Day?
00:41:13Anything else?
00:41:14Nope.
00:41:15Nope.
00:41:16Uh-huh.
00:41:20I dig those straps.
00:41:21Oh, thank you.
00:41:22You know, some asshole tried to fuck with me last week.
00:41:33You wanna know what I told him?
00:41:34Sure.
00:41:50All right, look.
00:41:51It's gonna take you roughly three seconds to put that back on the shelf.
00:41:58Or...
00:42:00You could try to make a run for it.
00:42:03Get to the door and say what?
00:42:06Six seconds?
00:42:07Maybe?
00:42:09But no matter what you do,
00:42:12it's only gonna take me two seconds
00:42:15to grab that shotgun from behind the counter
00:42:19and blow your fucking brains out across the Dragon Ball Z section.
00:42:23Can I use your phone to call my mom?
00:42:38Anyway.
00:42:40Y'all got big plans today?
00:42:44Yeah.
00:42:45Yeah?
00:42:46Yeah.
00:42:47It's gonna be $5 even.
00:42:48Yeah.
00:43:03Why draft?
00:43:08Cuz I, uh...
00:43:11I like a cool breeze.
00:43:12Damn.
00:43:26Good night.
00:43:27Come on, Rafi.
00:43:28Don't be so emo.
00:43:33Today was awesome.
00:43:35Yeah.
00:43:37Yeah, it was.
00:43:39And I think community service went just about as well as humanly possible, so...
00:43:45It's a wrap.
00:43:47What the f...
00:43:48What have all of you done?!
00:43:49What have all of you done?!
00:44:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:05Yeah!
00:44:07Really, Williams?!
00:44:08In the goddamn drive-thru?!
00:44:11Go die!
00:44:13Ugh!
00:44:14Fucking cunt!
00:44:16God dammit.
00:44:22Yes?
00:44:23Hello, Officer Williams.
00:44:24Mr. Pelos.
00:44:25How are you?
00:44:26What can I do for you?
00:44:27It's that Mateo fella.
00:44:28I've been seeing some strange ins and outs from his home today.
00:44:32I saw two men carrying a large black trash bag from his home.
00:44:37Something seemed off about it.
00:44:38I'm worried it was a body.
00:44:39I hate to say it.
00:44:40You know how important community is to me, but...
00:44:44I just don't like feeling scared in my own home.
00:44:48Thank you for being the only person in this town that I can trust.
00:44:51You are literally the only one.
00:44:53Always, Officer Williams. Always.
00:44:57We're gonna get him.
00:45:00Fuckers.
00:45:04Hey guys.
00:45:08Guys?
00:45:13The fuck is going on?
00:45:14He's gone.
00:45:18He's gone.
00:45:21Gone?
00:45:27Who? Who's gone?
00:45:29Our best friend, Jay.
00:45:31Who?
00:45:32Jay!
00:45:34Oh, your other roommate.
00:45:36What, he got like locked up for a long time or something?
00:45:38He hung himself, dude.
00:45:39He's up there right now fucking hanging.
00:45:41He's thinking he's dead, bro.
00:45:45Oh my God.
00:45:47He's hanging up there right now?
00:45:49Have you called the cops?
00:45:51Man, I knew you were a fucking rat.
00:45:53Hey, show the fuck out, master.
00:45:55Get the fuck out of here.
00:46:01Listen, man.
00:46:03I'm sorry about your friend, but this shit is serious.
00:46:06You gotta call the cops and clean up all your fucking drugs right now.
00:46:08His family needs to know.
00:46:14You're right, bro.
00:46:15I'll call the cops.
00:46:19911, please state your emergency.
00:46:22Yeah, this is Mateo Taylor.
00:46:24I just want to call in the suicide at my home.
00:46:26Let me get a freshener.
00:46:29Let me get that.
00:46:32Yo, Tim.
00:46:33What's up?
00:46:34Who is she?
00:46:35Oh, I can't explain it right now, but she's a massive problem.
00:46:38What's up?
00:46:39Who is she?
00:46:40Okay.
00:46:41Hey, bro, hey.
00:46:42I need you to do something for me, man.
00:46:44Look, I need you to go up there in Jay's room and just take a look.
00:46:45It might be easier for you, because you ain't know him like we did, but I just want to make sure there ain't no shit that's incriminating you.
00:46:46You feel me?
00:46:47Please?
00:46:48Yeah, see?
00:46:49Yo, Tim, what's up?
00:46:52Who is she?
00:46:53Oh, I can't explain it right now,
00:46:55but she's a massive problem.
00:46:57Okay.
00:46:58Hey, bro, hey, no.
00:46:59I need you to do something for me, man.
00:47:02Look, I need you to go up there in Jay's room
00:47:04and just take a look.
00:47:05It might be easier for you,
00:47:06because you ain't known like we did,
00:47:07but I just want to make sure there ain't no shit
00:47:10that's incriminating us up there, you feel me?
00:47:12Please?
00:47:14Well, uh, yeah.
00:47:16Yeah, okay.
00:47:19Hey, guys, I know everything's really fresh right now,
00:47:22so I hate to even ask this,
00:47:23but what the fuck happened to Jay's hands?
00:47:25Whoa, slow, slow, slow down.
00:47:26What happened, bro?
00:47:27His hands are fucking gone.
00:47:29They're cut the fuck off.
00:47:31Fuck.
00:47:49You got a hog down there, kid?
00:47:59Huh?
00:48:00Esther's fucking useless.
00:48:02I need a real man.
00:48:03Huh?
00:48:04I've pumped those balls so full of HGH,
00:48:06it could kill a Palomino.
00:48:08And I've got a horse ass.
00:48:10You ever ride a horse?
00:48:12Listen.
00:48:13You ever been with a horse, girl?
00:48:16With your horse cock?
00:48:18That was a really bad time!
00:48:20Just saying.
00:48:21His hands, his hands, his hands!
00:48:23What the fuck?
00:48:24His hands!
00:48:25Yo, this is bad.
00:48:26Why the fuck did we call the cops, man?
00:48:29This shit is incriminating shit!
00:48:32Nestor, I thought you threw that shit away.
00:48:35I know what to do.
00:48:35What the fuck should we do, Nestor?
00:48:38Feed him to Larry.
00:48:39I agree.
00:48:40I do not agree with that.
00:48:41I also do not agree with that.
00:48:43We're not feeding him to fucking Larry, Nestor.
00:48:45Take that.
00:48:46Take your fucking girlfriend.
00:48:47Get the fuck up out of my house, bro.
00:48:48I ain't nobody's girlfriend.
00:48:50Come on.
00:48:50I belong to the gang.
00:48:51I don't give a fuck who you belong to.
00:48:53BJ Pendejo.
00:48:53Calle pe de la boca, stank bitch.
00:48:56Motherfucker.
00:48:56Get the fuck out of here.
00:48:57Damn.
00:49:01Why the fuck is more?
00:49:03I am gonna fuck you in the ass with my gun.
00:49:07Where's the body?
00:49:10Oh, I can smell the meth in the fucking air.
00:49:20You, get on the fucking ground.
00:49:22No.
00:49:23Shut the fuck up, Mateo.
00:49:26You have no idea how long I've fucking waited for this day.
00:49:29Oh, Mateo, you are my fucking bitch.
00:49:31Oh, you're my bitch.
00:49:34You'll always be my stupid bitch.
00:49:37Who's the big drug lord now, huh?
00:49:39Who is it?
00:49:40Not you.
00:49:41I fucking hate you so much.
00:49:44And you.
00:49:45You fucking little emo twink.
00:49:48Whoa.
00:49:49What the fuck was that?
00:49:50Whoa.
00:49:51You know what?
00:49:52I should have fucked your mom the day that I met her.
00:49:55What?
00:49:56Oh, I should have licked her pussy so hard.
00:50:00Where's the fucking body?
00:50:02It's up the stairs.
00:50:03Just chill.
00:50:11Yo.
00:50:12You like that, Mateo?
00:50:14You like that?
00:50:15Come the fuck down.
00:50:16Fuck.
00:50:17Jesus.
00:50:18Fuck Jesus.
00:50:19What?
00:50:21I should send you both to hell right fucking now.
00:50:24Mateo, God hates pieces of shit like y'all.
00:50:33Why's that always gotta be her?
00:50:35It will always be me, Mateo.
00:50:39Always.
00:50:54Finally.
00:51:08Finally fucking got it.
00:51:11Mateo, you are my bitch.
00:51:15Oh, you piss ass.
00:51:17Oh, there's never gonna be a war.
00:51:21Oh, there's never going to be a way you get out of it!
00:51:26Oh!
00:51:28Oh!
00:51:31Oh, howdy fucking doody!
00:51:34You goddamn!
00:51:35What the fuck?
00:51:37Goddammit.
00:51:38Oh, fucking shit!
00:51:40What the fuck are you doing here, Williams?
00:51:42Why are these men on the ground and handcuffed?
00:51:44Uh, this man's a fucking murderer, okay?
00:51:46He's a drug trafficker, too.
00:51:47And I got a fucking phone call from someone in the neighborhood
00:51:49saying there was gunshots from this house, all right?
00:51:53There's a body up there.
00:51:54There was a suicide reporter here, man.
00:51:56Was there not a suicide?
00:51:57Was there not a suicide?
00:51:58Why don't you go check the body,
00:51:59and you tell me whether or not it was a fucking suicide or not.
00:52:02I mean, it was murder.
00:52:03Yo, no one murdered anyone.
00:52:04He's upstairs hanging in the room on the left.
00:52:06Shut the fuck up, you little freak!
00:52:08This woman has been abusing us, man!
00:52:09Williams!
00:52:10Unhandcuff these men right now.
00:52:12I swear to fucking God.
00:52:13Move, move.
00:52:14You like being slapped.
00:52:15I remember that.
00:52:16Get out of the way.
00:52:17What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:52:18You're a police officer, right?
00:52:19Yeah, you a camp counselor?
00:52:20Well, act like one.
00:52:21The fuck are you doing?
00:52:22Do you teach yoga to kids?
00:52:24Get the fuck out of here.
00:52:25How many people do you sit at the putter?
00:52:26Pop off!
00:52:27You having fun?
00:52:28Is it fun over there?
00:52:29The putter?
00:52:30God damn, you're dumb.
00:52:31Oh, you're a police officer at Mini Golf, too?
00:52:33There were no gunshots.
00:52:35Who said that?
00:52:36Hey, you're fucking concerned-ass neighbors, Mateo!
00:52:39You put them through hell every fucking day with your fucking pink asses.
00:52:43All right, that's enough.
00:52:44Really?
00:52:45Haven't you done enough already?
00:52:46God damn it!
00:52:47You should take up nursing.
00:52:48Shouldn't you sit at some tables?
00:52:49You should fucking take up nursing.
00:52:51You're so nice to people.
00:52:52Yeah, I'm nice.
00:52:53You're right.
00:52:54Fuck off.
00:52:55God damn it!
00:52:56Shit!
00:52:57See, you're acting childish.
00:52:58That's all you got?
00:52:59Nope, I have a good job and a career.
00:53:00Yeah, so do I.
00:53:02Yep, at the putter.
00:53:04You do fucking nothing.
00:53:05You sit on your ass and you eat fucking donuts.
00:53:07You look like Sharon Osbourne and Chucky had a baby.
00:53:10Fuck off!
00:53:11Sorry they did this to you, man.
00:53:13Mr. Taylor, is it?
00:53:14Mateo.
00:53:15Mateo?
00:53:16Look, look.
00:53:17That's my friend Jay up there.
00:53:19That's my cousin Rafihan involved in this.
00:53:21Okay.
00:53:22So what we're gonna do, we're gonna take you down for questioning, okay?
00:53:26Standard protocol for any suicides.
00:53:29Chillax.
00:53:30Shit!
00:53:31On top of that, it shouldn't take long, okay?
00:53:33What are you gonna do with me?
00:53:34Well, we'll get your number down and if we need anything, we'll call you.
00:53:38Alright?
00:53:39Mateo's the one that saw him up there.
00:53:40Alright?
00:53:41And Officer Williams, you can come with us too.
00:53:43You can shut the fuck up.
00:53:44We're clear upstairs.
00:53:45He's...
00:53:46He's missing his odds.
00:53:47He's missing his uns?
00:53:49His odds?
00:53:52They just keep getting dumber, Javier.
00:54:05Remember Finland?
00:54:07Lot of bodies.
00:54:08Lot of bodies.
00:54:09You know what that means?
00:54:10Lot of Hans.
00:54:11Hans.
00:54:12Hans.
00:54:13Hans.
00:54:14Hans.
00:54:15Hans.
00:54:16Hans.
00:54:17Oh yeah, who's this?
00:54:18Cha-ching!
00:54:19Yo, yo, yo.
00:54:20It's Williams.
00:54:21Oh yeah, who's this?
00:54:22Cha-ching!
00:54:23Yo, yo, yo.
00:54:26It's Williams.
00:54:27I didn't know exactly what happened in that house yesterday.
00:54:43You don't tell me what that means.
00:54:45It's Williams.
00:54:46I didn't know exactly what happened in that house yesterday.
00:54:51I need to know exactly what happened in that house yesterday.
00:54:55If you don't tell me, I'll have you arrested
00:54:58in the blink 182 of an eye.
00:55:01Listen, I came home, and Mateo was crying on the couch,
00:55:06and that's all that happened. He didn't kill anyone.
00:55:09He wouldn't kill a fly.
00:55:11All right, I'll let you know if anything else pops up.
00:55:15Lies!
00:55:21What's that doing?
00:55:25Oh, shit.
00:55:27Yo, yo, what's up, Bernadette?
00:55:29Raffi, where the fuck were you today?
00:55:31Oh, fuck, community service.
00:55:33Well, I'm not too far from Paradise Circle.
00:55:36Okay, if we still hang out today?
00:55:38Yeah. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:55:41Oh, fuck, community service.
00:55:44Well, I'm not too far from Paradise Circle.
00:55:46Okay, if we still hang out today?
00:55:48Yeah. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:55:50I'll, um, see you soon.
00:55:53Okay. I'll see you in a bit.
00:56:02Jesus.
00:56:03You better keep your eyes wide open.
00:56:06I'm your American nightmare.
00:56:10I wanna lead you down the road to ruin.
00:56:14Oh, my God.
00:56:15Is that a cop on a cross?
00:56:21He's gonna do it!
00:56:22Oh, ah!
00:56:23You better keep your eyes wide open.
00:56:34Oh, ah!
00:56:35Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:56:36It's gonna be a person, baby!
00:56:38Oh, oh!
00:56:39Nester, what the fuck is this?
00:56:45Your roommate just died.
00:56:46Mateo's out, my man.
00:56:48This house, this is my house.
00:56:50What the fuck are you talking about?
00:56:52You know Mateo didn't do shit.
00:56:54You were there.
00:56:54Hey, man, I was upstairs to sleep.
00:56:56I slept through everything.
00:56:57I didn't hear a thing.
00:57:01Jesus fucking Christ.
00:57:04Where is he?
00:57:05Hey.
00:57:05Hey.
00:57:06Hello.
00:57:09So you're excited to see me.
00:57:11Yeah.
00:57:19What are you doing to your friends?
00:57:22No, I actually don't know any of these people.
00:57:24This is just my circumstance.
00:57:26Raphael, what's up, baby?
00:57:28You charming, you.
00:57:29Wow.
00:57:30Who is this?
00:57:32Since my friend failed to do so, I just wanted to introduce myself.
00:57:36My name is Nester.
00:57:38Pleased to meet you.
00:57:39Yeah.
00:57:40Hey, baby.
00:57:41Live a little.
00:57:41Yeah, I'm good.
00:57:42Uh, no, man.
00:57:43We're cool on that.
00:57:44I gotta go get her a plate.
00:57:46That guy, Nester, he doesn't know what he's doing with his arms.
00:57:49Girl, I was trying to tell him, rub it.
00:57:52You know, slap that ass.
00:57:53Maybe, uh, maybe I shouldn't have brought you here.
00:58:04My cousin's in jail because they think he killed his, or I guess our roommate.
00:58:10But he didn't.
00:58:12There's this cop, man.
00:58:14She's got it out for him.
00:58:15She wants me to rattle him, but fuck that.
00:58:20She's fucking delusional.
00:58:24Apparently the feds are looking for missing nukes in town and she thinks it's him.
00:58:28I told you that Mateo boy was a terrorist.
00:58:31This might go deeper than we thought, Debra.
00:58:33Hey, y'all seen my phone?
00:58:40Oh.
00:58:41Damn, you wanted that?
00:58:57The fuck?
00:59:03Shit, so it was the feds who took Mateo down?
00:59:08Yes, of course.
00:59:10Surely you saw the plumber van?
00:59:13Obviously, FBI.
00:59:15Fucking meathead shit.
00:59:17Fuck.
00:59:17Hey, that's a quality burger.
00:59:19I could eat that every day.
00:59:20Hand me your weapon.
00:59:20I'm going to fucking blow my brains out.
00:59:22You do know he killed his roommate.
00:59:24I just don't believe it.
00:59:26It's true, Al.
00:59:27It's true.
00:59:30Why don't you just leave, then?
00:59:33What do you mean, leave?
00:59:37Like, what's keeping you here?
00:59:39Your mom?
00:59:42Community college art classes?
00:59:45First, no, Texas doesn't deserve us.
00:59:48Then where would I go?
00:59:52I don't know.
00:59:54I would, too, I guess.
00:59:55Look, I'm going to be living on this big-ass farm.
01:00:06To be honest, my uncle would probably be happy to have you working there.
01:00:10Did you just ask me to move to a blackberry farm in Iowa with you?
01:00:21So that would just happen.
01:00:26Thanks.
01:00:27Look, I'm not asking you to marry me, Rafi.
01:00:31But we're friends now.
01:00:33Right?
01:00:33Yeah.
01:00:37Yeah, we're friends.
01:00:42So blackberries grow in, like, bushes and shit, or what?
01:00:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:00:46They grow in bushes.
01:00:50Mateo, what's taking you so long?
01:00:55You all right?
01:00:56Man, I just got out, dog.
01:00:58That was some straight-up bullshit, man.
01:01:01Officer Williams thought she had me, but once again, she ain't have shit.
01:01:04Anyway, supposedly a bunch of people's hands have been showing up in the river,
01:01:08so we'll find something out soon.
01:01:11People's hands are showing up in rivers?
01:01:15Paws!
01:01:16Yeah, man.
01:01:17And that's the fucked-up thing.
01:01:18My close pal dies, and I'm the one that gets locked up.
01:01:21Where are you?
01:01:26Huh?
01:01:27Where are you?
01:01:28Oh, I'm about to pull up to the crib.
01:01:30Just hurry up, man.
01:01:32Nestor threw a fucking barbecue to celebrate the house being his.
01:01:36Again?
01:01:37Jesus fucking Christ, man.
01:01:40You know what?
01:01:41What happened?
01:01:42I'm hungry.
01:01:43I'm fucking starving, to be honest.
01:01:45All right.
01:01:46I'll see you soon?
01:01:47Yeah.
01:01:56Where are you at, Jay?
01:02:02Why'd you leave me alone, man?
01:02:04Where'd you go, man?
01:02:09Where you at, Jay?
01:02:10Are you in there somewhere?
01:02:11I know you are.
01:02:12Okay.
01:02:16Okay.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:18Okay.
01:02:19Okay.
01:02:20Okay.
01:02:21Okay.
01:02:22Okay.
01:02:23Okay.
01:02:24Okay.
01:02:25Okay.
01:02:26Yeah.
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:48Yeah.
01:02:51Good idea.
01:02:51You're right now?
01:02:52We're sick about you growing this.
01:02:55Yeah, I'm good straight. Uh, oh Bernadette. This is my cousin Mateo. Mateo.
01:03:01Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Your cousin seems to love you a lot.
01:03:05Lurt? Are you lucky to have a pal like Rafi?
01:03:09Hey, uh, but let me get a fork, man. Let me get a beer to wash this shit down.
01:03:13Put on that flop, man. Turn up! Turn up that flop!
01:03:17Just fuck those monsters.
01:03:19Sell that crap!
01:03:21Fuck. Give me one second.
01:03:25God, Carol.
01:03:27Yes, hello.
01:03:29Hello, Officer Williams.
01:03:31Yeah.
01:03:32I'm so sorry to bother you, but I just had to tell you, that little Nazi rat from next door.
01:03:41Mateo.
01:03:42He's having a massive party, and he's totally, utterly, completely under control!
01:03:49See that already, huh?
01:03:52I'll take care of it.
01:03:54All right, bye.
01:03:59All right. Where were we?
01:04:02So, you want me to go buy whatever drugs I can from some house?
01:04:07Yeah.
01:04:08And you're going to give me $400?
01:04:10That is correct.
01:04:12Yep. And I need you to do it tonight.
01:04:14So, these drugs are for you?
01:04:17Yes!
01:04:18Yes, yes, okay? Does $500 make you feel better?
01:04:22Yeah.
01:04:22Yeah? Yeah? Okay.
01:04:25I'll give you a little deposit right now, and then when you bring the sugar back to mama, you get the rest of it, huh?
01:04:32I'll make you feel good.
01:04:34That'll work.
01:04:38Clark and Nelvin reporting.
01:04:47Great work, boys. Ukraine has just confirmed our ID on Jeremy Pillows. He's our guy.
01:04:52The deal is going down tonight. You need to wait until the buyers have presented their payment before making your grand entrance.
01:05:01Local police will be on standby, a few blocks down, awaiting your go-ahead.
01:05:07With all due respect, sir, the cops in this shithole are a bunch of fucking idiots. We need SWAT here.
01:05:13I second that, sir. Officer Williams went on some fucking power trip on one of the neighbors last night and nearly blew our cover.
01:05:22That's not Rusty's daughter, is she?
01:05:26Apple fell very far from the tree, sir.
01:05:29You remember that time old Rusty brought her along to the office?
01:05:33God.
01:05:35She was just a kid.
01:05:37Just running around, pretending to be a hero like Dad.
01:05:42Just, just, saving life.
01:05:45At any rate, we are well aware of Fresno PD's shortcomings.
01:05:50So you will be accompanied tonight by a notorious cop and pardoned war criminal coming in from Dallas.
01:05:56She goes by the name Goose.
01:05:58What the hell kind of name is Goose?
01:06:00We're dead.
01:06:01She is an ex-sealed, dishonorably dischargeable, single-handedly wiping out an entire Afghan village.
01:06:12Don't panic.
01:06:23Don't panic.
01:06:28Roger that, sir.
01:06:34Oh, fuck.
01:06:36Hey, Flop House had a turnt, man.
01:06:37I love...
01:06:38Hey, guys, what's up?
01:06:42Oh, hey, guys, what's up?
01:06:44Hey, where the fuck have you been, Nestor?
01:06:47Ain't this your goddamn barbecue?
01:06:49Why the fuck do you throw a party here?
01:06:51This ain't your house!
01:06:52I know, man.
01:06:52It's totally on call for.
01:06:53Somebody gave me some bad meth.
01:06:55Some bad meth?
01:06:55I wasn't thinking clearly, man.
01:06:56You're never thinking.
01:06:58Hey.
01:06:58Hey.
01:06:59I'll be right back.
01:07:00There's something I have to take care of.
01:07:01It's very urgent.
01:07:02Squatter's right, huh?
01:07:09It's unfortunate.
01:07:19All right.
01:07:21You good?
01:07:22I'll be watching the whole time.
01:07:24You ain't got nothing to worry about.
01:07:26Do I look like a man that spends his days worrying?
01:07:28No, I suppose not.
01:07:33Drugs and guns, baby.
01:07:35Drugs and guns.
01:07:36That's what we want.
01:07:37Whoa.
01:07:38You never mentioned guns before.
01:07:41Just go get mama her shit!
01:07:45Calm down.
01:07:47I'll get you your drugs.
01:07:48I'll get you your guns.
01:07:50Whatever.
01:07:55Motherfucker.
01:07:58Hey, what's happening, man?
01:08:04Nothing much.
01:08:04It's having a few beers.
01:08:08Hey, do I know you?
01:08:09Nah.
01:08:15Hey, man, what you need?
01:08:18Because if you don't need nothing,
01:08:19I think you should probably get on the back of your...
01:08:20Drugs and guns.
01:08:23What?
01:08:25Just trying to party.
01:08:26Man, I don't know what you're trying to do,
01:08:29but I think you should keep guns out of me.
01:08:32Hey, something's going down there
01:08:35at that Mateo fella's home.
01:08:36Is that Panda?
01:08:39Pandemonium!
01:08:39What's up, man?
01:08:40Yo, Nasser.
01:08:41I knew you wasn't dead.
01:08:43I'm back, bitch!
01:08:44Hey, Nasser, you know this guy?
01:08:45Oh, yeah, he's cool with people.
01:08:46We go way back.
01:08:48What's up, baby boy?
01:08:49What do you need?
01:08:49Ah, shit.
01:08:53Sorry, guys.
01:08:55Some cops paying me $500
01:08:56to get drugs.
01:08:58I guess guns.
01:09:00But fuck that.
01:09:02I ain't wrapping my boy out.
01:09:05Hey, man, was that cop's name
01:09:06Officer Williams, my chance?
01:09:08I don't know.
01:09:09She's a mousy-looking little chick.
01:09:11She got a black eye.
01:09:12Yeah.
01:09:12Big attitude.
01:09:13Fucking no ass.
01:09:15She's right outside.
01:09:16Yeah, that is Officer Williams.
01:09:21Crazy ass.
01:09:22Fucking maniac.
01:09:24Hey, look, man.
01:09:25We don't sell guns here,
01:09:27so I appreciate you not
01:09:29rapping on us, I guess.
01:09:31I got you.
01:09:32Come on in, man.
01:09:33Let's hang out.
01:09:34Ha!
01:09:34Ha!
01:09:35Ha!
01:09:35Ha!
01:09:35Ha!
01:09:35Ha!
01:09:36Ha!
01:09:37I am her.
01:09:41That bitch.
01:09:43Yeah.
01:09:44Let it play out.
01:09:45Looks small-time.
01:09:46We'll monitor it from here.
01:09:51Well, the, uh, warheads will be ready
01:09:54in just a minute.
01:09:57So, who are you guys planning on bombing first?
01:10:01Oh, actually, we're not going to be bombing anyone.
01:10:06So, we're going to have these puppies destroyed
01:10:09before they end up in the wrong hands.
01:10:10Ha!
01:10:11Ha!
01:10:11Ha!
01:10:11Ha!
01:10:11Ha!
01:10:12Well, fellows, we're starting with Hong Kong,
01:10:15the biggest isolated pollution source on Earth.
01:10:18What are you doing, Panda?
01:10:21I see no drugs, Panda!
01:10:23What the fuck, Panda?
01:10:27That's a no-go.
01:10:28I know one of the roommates.
01:10:30You know Mateo?
01:10:31Why wouldn't you tell me that?
01:10:33No.
01:10:33Nester.
01:10:34Oh, my God.
01:10:35The meth head?
01:10:36Boy, hey, hey.
01:10:38You don't know what he's been through.
01:10:39No, what do I care?
01:10:40Look, just get out of here before they fucking see me.
01:10:44What about my $500?
01:10:45Put my life on the line for this shit.
01:10:47No guns, no drugs.
01:10:49I don't see why.
01:10:50Wow.
01:10:51That is a big man.
01:10:55He's massive.
01:10:56Ha, ha, ha.
01:10:58Here we go.
01:11:01You know there's too many people in the world, right, Dean?
01:11:04And there's not enough food.
01:11:06Well, actually, there's only about one million people on Earth since this is totally fabricated.
01:11:13But, Morgan, what about world peace?
01:11:15The path to peace was never peaceful.
01:11:21Said, give me my fucking money!
01:11:26Get out of my fucking face, all right?
01:11:29Now go, before they fucking see me.
01:11:33Go!
01:11:34All right.
01:11:36Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
01:11:37Where the fuck?
01:11:38No!
01:11:39Not my champagne garola!
01:11:40God damn it!
01:11:41Ah!
01:11:42Fuck, where are my fucking kids?
01:11:43Ah!
01:11:44Ah!
01:11:45Showtime.
01:11:46Paul, wake up!
01:11:47Come on!
01:11:48Oh, let's rock, Blue Star!
01:11:49Hurry!
01:11:50Intatuated motherfucker!
01:11:51I'm crazy.
01:11:52What the fuck?
01:11:53What?
01:11:54Is that Williams in the front seat?
01:11:55Oh, God, it is Williams.
01:11:56Go, John, honey!
01:11:57Ah!
01:11:58Ah!
01:11:59Ah!
01:12:00Ah!
01:12:01Hey, Nestor!
01:12:02You wanna help me get this bitch?
01:12:04Nestor, what you doing?
01:12:05Yo, Nestor, Nestor, chill.
01:12:06Don't fuck with me, Matteo.
01:12:07I got this, man.
01:12:08Andrew, stop!
01:12:09I'm an officer of the fucking law!
01:12:10Fuck that.
01:12:11Officer Williams needs to start shooting before somebody gets hurt.
01:12:15God damn it!
01:12:16Where are my fucking keys?
01:12:17Ah!
01:12:18Ah!
01:12:19Ah!
01:12:20Ah!
01:12:21Ah!
01:12:22Ah!
01:12:23Ah!
01:12:24Ah!
01:12:25Ah!
01:12:26Ah!
01:12:27Ah!
01:12:28Ah!
01:12:29Ah!
01:12:30Ah!
01:12:31Ah!
01:12:32Ah!
01:12:33Ah!
01:12:34Ah!
01:12:35Ah!
01:12:36Ah!
01:12:37Ah!
01:12:38Ah!
01:12:39Ah!
01:12:40Ah!
01:12:41Ah!
01:12:42Ah!
01:12:43Ah!
01:12:44Ah!
01:12:45Ah!
01:12:46Ah!
01:12:47Ah!
01:12:48Ah!
01:12:49Ah!
01:12:50Ah!
01:12:51Ah!
01:12:52Ah!
01:12:53Ah!
01:12:54Ah!
01:12:55Ah!
01:12:56Ah!
01:12:57Ah!
01:12:58Ah!
01:12:59Ah!
01:13:00Ah!
01:13:01Ah!
01:13:02Ah!
01:13:03Ah!
01:13:04Ah!
01:13:05Ah!
01:13:06Ah!
01:13:07I'm done, honey. I can't. I can't do it anymore. I can't do this.
01:13:13Mom, I'm surely so much that you deserve these.
01:13:17I will fucking leave your ass right now.
01:13:21Now keep filming.
01:13:23Step back.
01:13:25I am an officer of the law and I need you to stop filming right this second.
01:13:29No.
01:13:30This is America, honey.
01:13:32You're gonna die.
01:13:34Shit.
01:13:36Got you, bitch. You got her.
01:13:37God damn it. Fucking man-head bitch.
01:13:41Oh, my God.
01:13:42Mark.
01:13:43Oh, my God.
01:13:47FBI.
01:13:51God.
01:13:53Officer, are you hit?
01:13:55Yes. Yes, they're all in the house.
01:13:58Mark.
01:13:58Into that house. Hurry. The deal is already underway.
01:14:01God damn it, William.
01:14:02Fucked up worse than you could ever feasibly imagine.
01:14:04It was a diversion. It was Mateo.
01:14:07Oh, fuck it, bitch.
01:14:09Ha-ha!
01:14:10Mmm, Hans, anyone?
01:14:13Nah, we stopped at Meat Hut on the way out here.
01:14:16Meat Hut good.
01:14:17Them were good.
01:14:18Pretty good.
01:14:18They were good.
01:14:19Fuck you.
01:14:20Your father was the best agent I ever knew.
01:14:27Oh.
01:14:28He has such high hopes for you. God, he'd be so disappointed.
01:14:32FBI!
01:14:38Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
01:14:40Clark!
01:14:42Jesus motherfucking Christ!
01:14:44Somebody save world motherfucking King!
01:14:58This makes sense to leave Fresno now.
01:15:01Is there room in Iowa for the tale, too?
01:15:04There's room in Iowa for the entire city of Fresno.
01:15:07Ah!
01:15:08Ah!
01:15:08Ah!
01:15:09Ah!
01:15:10Ah!
01:15:11Ah!
01:15:12Ah!
01:15:15Ah!
01:15:15Ah!
01:15:16Ah!
01:15:19Ah!
01:15:20All your roommates are dead.
01:15:21We're fucking leaving.
01:15:23Oh, fuck!
01:15:24Hey, Doc!
01:15:25Come on, come on!
01:15:26Come on!
01:15:29Hey, help me!
01:15:30Ah!
01:15:31Ah!
01:15:32Ah!
01:15:33Ah!
01:15:34Ah!
01:15:34Ah!
01:15:36Ah!
01:15:36Don't panic.
01:15:50Die, pig, pig!
01:16:06Oh, Matteo!
01:16:11You know, I've dreamt of this day for a long fucking time, man.
01:16:21I've dreamt of killing you in cold blood since you were a sophomore at Fresno High, you little half-baked faggot.
01:16:30Jesus fucking Christ, this bitch is gonna fucking kill me.
01:16:33Your friends, Nestor and Panda?
01:16:38They're fucking waiting for you in hell!
01:16:44I don't know if I can do it, bro. I don't know if I can kill somebody else.
01:16:47Come out and face me!
01:16:50Fuck that.
01:16:53Oh, you're right.
01:16:55Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.
01:16:59You scared?
01:17:01You scared, you little punk-ass bitch?
01:17:04Where are you at, Matteo?
01:17:10I love you, cuz.
01:17:12Teo?
01:17:15Where's your pig? Where is it?
01:17:21Whoa!
01:17:23Never fuck with a horse, girl!
01:17:26This is for Nestor!
01:17:34Kaboom! Come on!
01:17:36Come on!
01:17:46Do you think she's dead, or...?
01:17:50All right, pictures up!
01:17:54Someone's child. Someone's lover. Someone's husband.
01:17:58Tragedy struck by Fresno, Texas today, America.
01:18:01More details to come.
01:18:03Shea Burrata, Texas, USA.
01:18:05Another angle?
01:18:07Oh, gross.
01:18:11Right, right! God damn it, now!
01:18:16Call it.
01:18:179.36 PM, time of day.
01:18:198.36 PM, time of day.
01:18:218.36 PM, time of day.
01:18:228.36 PM, time of day.
01:18:25To be honest,
01:18:26I always planned on leaving this shithole,
01:18:29but I didn't think it'd go down like this.
01:18:33Hey, y'all got room for a third wheel in Utah or whatever?
01:18:38It's Iowa.
01:18:40But yeah.
01:18:44Same difference.