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00:00Previously on Neighbours.
00:02I'm curious, how much for one man?
00:06You're on a score too.
00:07Here's my number.
00:08Don't be shy, come closer.
00:10Tell me about these books, what are they for?
00:12Research. Oh?
00:13I'm writing one myself.
00:14I was looking forward to getting to know you better.
00:17We can write to each other.
00:19You shouldn't flirt with this.
00:21Come on, relax.
00:22Jane would be so happy if she knew you were here.
00:25If she wants to talk to me, then she can make the effort.
00:27Mum, what are you doing here?
00:30Neighbours
00:33Everybody needs good neighbours
00:37With a little understanding
00:42You can find the perfect plan
00:48Neighbours
00:51Should be there for one another
00:55That's when good neighbours
00:59I'll be trying to do it for a good friends
01:06Welcome
01:09I don't believe this
01:13I decided it was time to downsize
01:16To hear?
01:19When did you arrive?
01:20Oh, about a week ago
01:22A week?
01:23Why didn't you tell me?
01:25I didn't want to bother you
01:26What?
01:27Mum?
01:28There's so much I could have done to help
01:31I've been managing on my own for years
01:33I am quite used to it
01:35Aren't you pleased to see me?
01:39Of course I am
01:43Of course I am
01:44Of course I am
01:45I'm just
01:46I'm just
01:47Surprised
01:48I mean
01:49You didn't say a word about moving
01:51To my suburb
01:52To my suburb
01:53Oh well you haven't asked
01:54If you'd bothered to pick up the phone and call
01:57You might not be in so much surprise right now
02:01Right, well um
02:05I'll talk to you a bit later
02:08Were either of you planning on informing me that my mother had arrived?
02:23Oh Joan I'm so sorry
02:24We were in an impossible situation
02:26Amanda insisted we didn't tell you
02:27I tried to drop your hints at Harold's earlier
02:30I mean when you
02:32When you asked me how long it had been since I talked to my mother
02:35Yeah it was the best I could come up with
02:37My hands were tied
02:38I'm sorry Susan
02:40I'm sorry that she's put you in this position
02:42How are you feeling about it?
02:44I'm shocked
02:46She's obviously trying to make a point
02:49I'd have to agree
02:50I mean this is classic mum
02:52Making me out to be the villain
02:54Well well
02:55Well
02:56I get the sense that she's lonely
02:58And she doesn't want to admit it
03:00Ever since your father died
03:02My father died 15 years ago
03:05I'm going to go and talk to Byron and then go ahead
03:09Okay
03:10Where are you sneaking off to?
03:23I have to get to work
03:25My other work
03:27You look like you're in a pretty deep sleep
03:29I slept like a baby
03:31Because you wore me out
03:32You nearly left
03:34You know this?
03:35I assumed you would transfer
03:37I was going to take you to my bank details
03:39That's not typically how this works
03:44Better get going
03:45Hey
03:46I know that last night was your first rodeo
03:49It was that obvious
03:51You needn't have been nervous
03:53You have nothing to worry about Sonny Manhattan
03:57You're a natural
04:07Is that another letter from Harold?
04:09Oh yes
04:10The second since he left
04:11Oh
04:12He's really settled back into Port Douglas' life hasn't he?
04:14Yes
04:15I was unsure about becoming pen pals when he suggested it
04:19But he has a wonderful tone of phrase
04:22Are you really hitting it off?
04:24Hmm
04:25He's part Puritan
04:28But he's an amazingly modern thinker
04:31That's our Harold
04:33It's a great way to get to know each other
04:35Particularly without the ghost of you know who hanging around
04:40Oh Sue
04:42Sue I was wondering if
04:46Match
04:58Oi
04:59Someone's in the same clothes as last night
05:02Who's the lucky lady?
05:04Uh no one you know
05:05Oh dear come on give us something
05:07Um
05:09All I'll say is
05:10I broke the golden rule
05:12And hooked up with someone who doesn't live on the street
05:14Oh no you didn't
05:20Oh man
05:25I got some cash out for the first month's rent
05:27The bond
05:28I'll leave it on the dining table
05:29Yeah sweet
05:30How'd you get so cashed out?
05:32A friend finally paid me back for an old job
05:34Uh
05:35Yeah must have been a big job
05:38Yeah
05:39Anyways I gotta get ready for work
05:41Yeah easy
05:42Hey um
05:43My mum just texted me
05:44I gotta go get over there
05:45But I'll catch you later
05:46Right no worries yeah have a good one
05:53Amanda
05:55I'm so pleased that you and Jane have reconnected
05:58Is that what happened?
05:59Jane couldn't wait to get away fast enough
06:02No
06:03No
06:04No I think
06:05I think she was just
06:06Thrown to see you
06:08Look aqua aerobics looks like fun
06:10Any reviews?
06:12Uh
06:13One of our most popular activities
06:16I'm sure you remember where Ramsey Street is
06:18Why don't you
06:19Just go and pay her a visit
06:22I think I might have a chat with the activities team first
06:25Agnes
06:35Agnes!
06:36Hmm?
06:37Was your daughter arriving from Launceston?
06:38Oh she was supposed to arrive today but she had to postpone
06:41She'll be here next week
06:42Oh I'm so sorry
06:44Hmm?
06:46No, don't do it
06:49The watched manuscript never gets published
06:53Did you submit it?
06:54Hmm
06:56I'm supposed to hear today
06:58And Jacqueline was going to be a very nice distraction
07:02Now I've got to find some other way to pass the time
07:07Agnes there you are
07:08I'll see you later
07:09Yeah
07:10I've been dying to get you alone
07:12Are you free now dear?
07:18Nana was testing us
07:20Why?
07:22To see how long it would be before I contacted her and figured it out for myself
07:28You did contact her to tell her that you broke up with Mike and she didn't even bother responding
07:33The ball was in her court
07:34I know, I know
07:36There's no point in arguing about that now
07:38I always thought that
07:40Maybe we'd be in each other's lives more once I moved back to Australia and
07:45Well maybe this is our chance
07:48Didn't you visit her once and she spent all that time with her boyfriend?
07:52Yeah, Raul
07:54I guess he's no longer on the scene
07:57Well I think it's great news
07:59I know I'd love to see more of Nana
08:01I just don't get why she has to play games
08:03Oh pot kettle black Nicolette
08:05You do realise you take after her
08:06What?
08:07Excuse me?
08:09She makes me look selfless
08:11You know in her own special way I think she was trying to do a nice thing
08:17Moving closer to us so
08:19I think it'd be lovely if we all went over there and welcomed her in a new light
08:24Yes
08:26I'm in Mum, I absolutely agree
08:30Nicolette?
08:34Let's go visit the old drama queen
08:36Thank you
08:38Because we really need to get off on the right foot
08:40Otherwise this is going to be a nightmare for all of us
08:42Um, hi, the bar's not open
08:57I gathered that, I'm waiting for you
09:00I'm very thirsty
09:01I'm very thirsty
09:03I can see
09:05My boss, I'll be back in a minute
09:07Hey!
09:09Hi, morning!
09:11You're in early?
09:12Yeah, well I thought it was about high time we did an audit of the piano bar
09:15Because we've been open for a few months and I just want to make sure that everything's in working order
09:19Are you going to do that here or?
09:21Oh actually I was thinking about doing it at the fish and chip shop
09:23Don't worry, I won't get in your way, I just might need your input every now and then
09:28Yeah, alright, sweet
09:30Okay, sweet, let's do it
09:32Hey!
09:33Oh, hi!
09:34Hey, can I borrow you for a couple of hours?
09:36Actually I'm doing an audit at the piano bar
09:38Oh, well I think we can do better than that
09:40Think of romantic lunch, epic views, amazing company
09:44Um, wow, okay, are you sure that you should be trying to convince me to wag work in front of my team?
09:50Oh, of course you should
09:51The perks of being the boss
09:53Oh
09:54You know, and that's not like the audit super-aging
09:57Come on, I promise I'll make it worth your time
10:00You work harder than anyone I know, take a few hours off, enjoy yourself
10:03Okay, fine, I guess some will do the audit tomorrow
10:06Yeah
10:10I expect service the minute you're open
10:13I think you know what I want
10:14I think you know what I want
10:21Who is it?
10:22It's me, and the kids
10:25Me who?
10:27It's Jane, Mum
10:29You gonna let us in?
10:30Well, you can't be too careful who you open your door to these days
10:40Hey, nun
10:42Oh, how
10:43Oh, gorgeous
10:45Welcome to the hood, thank you
10:46Thank you
10:48Yeah, it is wonderful to have you close by, Mum
10:51Yeah, yeah, so what inspired the move, then?
10:54Well, you wouldn't know it to look at me, but I am getting on in years
10:58No!
11:00And a lot of my friends' families have invited them to move closer
11:04And seeing as the invitation wasn't on the cards, I decided to take the initiative
11:10Not that it was appreciated, though
11:14Oh, Mum, I am genuinely happy that you are here
11:18It was just a bit of a shock to not be involved in such a big life move
11:23Well, you haven't involved me in your momentous life moments
11:27Well, I mean, I did email you to tell you about my breakup with Mike and received no response
11:37Well, I didn't want to have to say I told you so
11:47Well, if you're not interested in a crappie, how about quilting?
11:52I'm not really the Kraftwerk type
11:56Oh, that's right, Selene
11:59You are our resident intellectual, perfect for the debating team
12:04Um, politics, religion
12:09Well, we girls prefer more scintillating topics, but I must warn you, it can get a bit racy
12:15Oh, racy
12:18Who was dreamier?
12:20Frank Ifield? Or Val Doonican?
12:26What a question for the ages
12:29Hey, great-great cousin Agnes
12:31Hello, Max
12:32Uh, where's Jackie?
12:33Jackie?
12:35My fifth cousin, six times removed or something
12:37I thought I'd come and say a quick g'day
12:39Unfortunately, she couldn't make it
12:41Oh, that's a shame
12:43Her loss is my gain
12:45We're having such a wonderful time, aren't we, Agnes?
12:48Just wonderful
12:49I can't do anything right
12:51I move away and I'm ignoring her
12:54I move closer and she gets the hump
12:57Hmm, yeah, well
12:59I'm sorry you're off to such a rough start
13:02Hmm, some family reunion
13:03I mean, Jane has already gotten Nicolette's here and, yeah, it won't be long before Joe turns as well
13:11Joe?
13:13Oh, Byron, see Jane has got me so rattled I can't even remember my own grandson's name
13:21Yeah, but he's pleased to see you though, isn't he?
13:24Oh, yeah
13:26But perhaps he's the only one with his eye on the inheritance
13:30Uh, Nana, there you are
13:33I just wanted to see how you're doing, I know that, that wasn't the smoothest of visits
13:39I thought I was doing a lovely gesture for my family
13:42And you are, what you've done is great
13:45Once everybody gets over the initial surprise, I'm telling you, it's going to be fantastic, Nan
13:49Surprise?
13:51Why does everybody keep mentioning surprise?
13:55If your mother cared as much as she says she does, it was to be expected
13:59I, I, I would have arrived to a, a welcome party instead of a sad and lonely room
14:08Nan, we...
14:09No, no, no, it's okay
14:11I'll go check on her, alright?
14:14We're developing a nice little friendship
14:18The golden years of Gino
14:21It's where he makes us over as Hollywood stars of the 40s and 50s
14:25No, I don't think so, Moira
14:27Fantasy foliage
14:30We meet only once a month and pretend to redesign the botanical gardens
14:35Well, you two are having a nice long catch-up, aren't you?
14:38Oh, unfortunately
14:40I heard that
14:43Here am I, trying to welcome you into our little community
14:48But you're just not interested in anything
14:51She is right
14:54I'm not interested in any of it
14:57It's alright, everyone takes time to find their group
14:59Oh, I didn't mean to be rude, but I...
15:02Oh...
15:07Is everything alright?
15:09Ah...
15:11I have to go too
15:12Is it the publisher?
15:13Hmm...
15:24So...
15:26When are you free for round two?
15:28Another cocktail
15:29Oh...
15:30Are we talking in code?
15:32Considering you're at my day job
15:34Yes
15:35Look, you being here
15:36Is a risk for me
15:38I know...
15:39Isn't it fun?
15:41And if I don't get caught
15:43Look...
15:45Sunny Manhattan
15:46Doesn't hang out at the piano bar
15:47Yes, sir
15:48I hear you
15:49I understand
15:51Yes, another drink would be lovely
15:52Thank you
15:57Hey
15:58You all just wanted to chat about the cash situation real quick
16:02What about it?
16:04Dude, look, I know we're super keen to get you on the lease
16:06But if you need to prioritise what you want
16:08I'm getting on top of it
16:10How?
16:11Like I said, I called in the dead and found a call with me
16:14Paying our instalments
16:16Right, so you're all good
16:18Everything's covered
16:19Sweet
16:20Good to hear
16:21Right
16:26Hi
16:28Hi
16:29Oh, gosh, sorry
16:30Don't be
16:32You're the manager of the hotel, aren't you?
16:33Yes
16:34That's right
16:35Krista
16:36This is Lydia
16:37My new favourite customer
16:39It's lovely to meet you, Lydia
16:40Likewise
16:42You have done wonders with this space
16:44Thank you
16:45The voice of Barman
16:46This one is very talented
16:49Good
16:57You must think I'm terribly foolish
17:00No, not at all
17:02I owe Moira an apology too
17:03Well, you're not the first person to find her a little bit overwhelming
17:09You know, for 40 odd years I went to my practice
17:15I helped people
17:18I never stopped to think about what would happen after that
17:22I imagine the book was an outlet for you
17:25Writing it gave me a reason to wake up in the morning
17:28It was a decade in the making, you know
17:32What did the publisher say?
17:34Oh, just that it
17:36There was no market for it
17:38Hmm
17:40Maybe you could self-publish?
17:44No, that was my fifth rejection
17:48Quite telling
17:50Well, I would like to read it
17:53And I know that Carl would too
17:55You don't have to humour me
17:57No, I'm not
17:59I'm not
18:00It's impressive how much time and care you put into it
18:04Agnes, it's inspiring
18:06Hmm
18:08It doesn't really matter that my book isn't going to be published
18:11My problem is that if I'm not into bingo or water aerobics
18:18What do I do with myself?
18:24So, how are you feeling now?
18:27I'm sorry I was in such a state last night
18:30Byron tells me that you have been quite the support to Mum since she arrived
18:35Well, we try to lend her ear here
18:38We take care of our newbies, right Carl?
18:41Yes, yes, of course we do our best
18:43Look, I have to ask, do you have any idea at all why she's being so difficult?
18:50Um, look, I'm not sure I should get involved
18:54No, I appreciate your position but I really would welcome any insight
18:59I'm quite at a loss
19:01Well, truthfully, um
19:04I think it's taken a lot for Amanda to leave her life in Sydney
19:09And I, um, I feel she regrets the distance between you all
19:15I, I think she's, she's too proud to admit that she's partly responsible
19:21Hence the little digs suggesting that you're turning Byron and Nicolette against her
19:28Sorry, why aren't we?
19:31Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you knew, um
19:33Why would she say such a thing?
19:35Why would I be turning her grandchildren against her?
19:38Mum, just like you said, as infuriating as she is
19:43We're gonna take the high road here, we all know it's not true, so let's just try and let it go
19:47No, no, I will not roll over and be treated like dirt
19:51I'm going back there and she is going to tell me what it is that I have done to deserve this
19:56Should we have gone, Mum?
19:57What and we're gonna still hell break loose? No thanks
19:59I had a great time here today
20:01I'm glad you enjoyed your visit
20:03I couldn't help but have a little fun
20:05You're cute when you squirm
20:07But I won't do it again if you don't want me to
20:10For the entertainment
20:13Plenty more where that came from
20:15I hope to make you squirm again soon
20:18See you later, Sonny
20:20See you, have a good day
20:21Yo
20:22Hey, hey um, what's Lydia doing here?
20:24Well, she just likes the bar
20:26Hey, um, can we get, uh, two old fashions, please?
20:28Are you ordering this?
20:29No, no, no
20:30No, no, no
20:31No, no
20:32No, no
20:33No, no
20:34No, no
20:35No
20:36No
20:37No
20:38No
20:39No
20:40No
20:41No
20:42No
20:43No
20:44No
20:45No
20:46No
20:47No
20:48No
20:49No
20:50No
20:51For me
20:53Dray martini
20:54Jen
20:55We are waiting out a family storm
20:57Come out
21:03Hang on
21:05Hang on
21:06I am coming
21:10We need to set some things straight
21:14Well
21:15Hello to you
21:16Two
21:18This story
21:19that you've concocted where I am the villain is a complete work of fiction.
21:24If you feel a distance with me or with your grandchildren,
21:27then that is on you for not putting in any effort.
21:30Is it?
21:33Yes.
21:35Because relationships are a two-way street.
21:38I've had to initiate every single one of our conversations for years.
21:43Yeah, with the most perfunctory of messages.
21:46Hello, Mum. How are you? Life is busy like I'm a stranger.
21:52How is that suddenly my fault?
21:56Have you forgotten how you dumped me on Nan and just walked out of my life?
22:01Ah, here we go again.
22:03I left you with Nan because I thought it was for the best.
22:07Well, I would have thought a teenager having her mother close by would have been what's best.
22:12Well, I'm here now and I've basically been forced to come begging for some support in my old age.
22:18I didn't even know that you were looking for support.
22:21Because it didn't even occur to you to be there for your own mother.
22:24I mean, the way you were for your precious Nan in our final years.
22:28Well, of course I was.
22:29Because Nan was more of a mother to me than you ever were.
22:32Coming up on Neighbours.
22:40What happened to the lake?
22:42It's affecting me in weird ways.
22:44What's going on?
22:45I got into the academy.
22:47Congratulations, Mum.
22:48I'm sorry I'm being such bad company.
22:51I've got an idea.
22:52Something that's going to make me feel a lot better.
22:54I'll even drive you there.
22:55I'll be right back.