#iammarriedbut #2025series
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00:30谁不知道他妈开过眼头加眼尾啊
00:33怡玲姐 好久不见
00:40小baby好可爱哦
00:43对啊
00:44怡玲姐 你看到别人生
00:47你都不会想生吗
00:49你参加赞礼就会想死呦
00:52结婚跟生小孩都是一种传染病
00:56几年前
01:02刚满三十的时候
01:04人家好幸福哦
01:06身边的朋友看人结婚就想结婚
01:10因为这种感觉跟参加毕业典礼很像
01:14就是你看同学一个个上台领毕业证书
01:18结果你还在重修
01:20自然会觉得进度落后
01:22就会被传染
01:24想婚
01:25我帮你身上水果
01:30姐妹
01:31怡玲啊 你都三十了
01:36再不嫁都嫁不掉了
01:37我帮你介绍了
01:39你看 那边那个
01:41那个深色西双的
01:43我侄子啊
01:44他哦 有车有房
01:47而且他很孝顺哦
01:49这种男生最好了
01:50阿姨 吃西瓜啦
01:54退货
01:55这种沙沙
01:57你不爱吃啦
01:58好啦 让阿姨帮你介绍啦
02:01你看你条件这么好
02:03一直不嫁 一定是太挑了
02:06你真的不要太挑啦
02:08我就是过日子嘛
02:10怎么样
02:12你吃西瓜都要挑
02:17我为什么不能挑
02:19我十八岁就一个人
02:23到台南念书打工
02:24生活费跟学费
02:26全部靠我自己
02:27一毕业又一个人
02:29到台北上班
02:30房租那么贵
02:31我还是想办法
02:32每个月寄钱回家
02:34我这么优秀
02:35为什么要随便嫁
02:36怎么不说优秀的男人太少
02:39要怪我太挑
02:41等你好不容易结了婚
02:48又发现旁边的人
02:49是一个接一个身
02:50这种时候感染力特别强
02:52看到婴儿就觉得很可爱
02:54觉得她的头好香好疗愈
02:56也好享生哦
02:57可是你知道吗
02:59怀孕有可能会让你中风
03:01视网膜病变
03:02高血压糖尿病
03:03癫血缠到裂到肛门
03:05就算来
03:10恭喜
03:11嘿嘿得
03:14什么时候生了
03:23老婆
03:24妈叫我们今天
03:25不要退远回去了
03:27为什么
03:27他说因为
03:29他今天晚上有煮了
03:30You can't wait to eat today.
03:35He said he will come here.
03:37He wishes we can eat.
03:40This week wasn't it?
03:42Yes.
04:00It's all because we've been talking about the story.
04:05Because the king and the queen are together.
04:08Then we'll have a happy and happy day.
04:12Come on!
04:51Stars align, moonlight now shines.
04:58My heart has fallen...
05:02靠杯喔!
05:04不會忍一下喔!
05:06多撐一秒我都夠用!
05:08這是要怎麼撿啦!
05:10不爽對方不會私下解決
05:12重複那麼多次
05:13不是為難你自己也為難我嗎?
05:25廣告就是賣一種生活
05:27讓你以為買這個東西會過得更好
05:30但其實你根本不需要
05:32就像鑽戒
05:33鑽戒跟求婚原本沒關係
05:37只是因為某個鑽石公司
05:39拍了一支很成功的廣告
05:41把永恆的愛情跟鑽石畫上等號
05:44從此
05:45男人開始辛苦存一大筆錢
05:48去買一顆很貴的石頭
05:51鑽石橫酒璀璨
05:54珍愛一生相伴
05:57好!
06:02喂!
06:04導演到了!
06:06看到他們找到幹嘛啦!
06:08好!
06:09我收一收!
06:10我現在要過去!
06:11很難免
06:17很難免
06:20猿
06:21鑽線
06:22鑽石
06:23猿
06:24鑽石
06:25鑽石
06:27鑽石
06:28鑽石
06:29鑽石
06:30鑽石
06:33鑽石
06:34鑽石
06:35鑽石
06:36鑽石
06:37No!
06:53You're fine.
06:54I'm fine.
06:56You're fine.
06:57You're fine.
06:58I'm fine.
06:59No!
07:00You're late.
07:02Where did you go?
07:04I'm fine.
07:07How's it going?
07:09Hello?
07:10You can hear me?
07:12Don't worry.
07:14I'm going to get a car.
07:16I'll take you to the hospital.
07:18I'm going to go to the hospital.
07:20You're not going to go to the hospital.
07:23You...
07:25I'm going to go to the hospital.
07:37Yes, you're welcome.
07:40Let's go.
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