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00:00It has been several months now since our beloved queen has died.
00:06All Canadians are finding it hard to go on.
00:08All Canadians, that is, except for our first guest, the prince and his wife.
00:13We want privacy! We want privacy!
00:17All right, thanks for having us on the show.
00:19It's so awesome to be here, it's great.
00:23So let me start with you, Sam.
00:24You've lived a life with the royal family, you've had everything handed to you,
00:27but you say your life has been hard, and now you've written all about it
00:29in your new book, where?
00:32Yes, that's right, friend. You say my wife and I...
00:34I was totally like you should write a book because your family's like stupid
00:37and then sort of like journalists.
00:39So you hate journalists.
00:40That's right.
00:41And now you wrote a book that reports on the lives of the royal family.
00:44Right.
00:45So you're a journalist.
00:47We just want to be normal people, all this attention is so hard.
00:50Isn't it true, sir, that your questionable wife has her own TV show
00:53and hangs out with celebrities and does fashion magazines?
00:55What are you suggesting?
00:57Well, I just think some people might say
00:59that your Instagram-loving bitch wife actually doesn't want her privacy.
01:02How dare you, sir!
01:04My Instagram-loving bitch wife has always wanted her privacy!
01:07And you know what else?
01:08To hell with Canada!
01:10We are leaving!
01:11We'll go find some quiet place where we can be normal people!
01:14Come on, wife!
01:15We want privacy!
01:17We want privacy!
01:18We want privacy!