Everything Sucks! | movie | 2018 | Official Trailer | dG1fd1ZRLVEtdlJqYm8
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00:00Luke!
00:02Settle this
00:03Settle what?
00:04That ridiculous song
00:05Rain on your wedding day?
00:07It's ironic
00:08Because they chose
00:09That day to get married
00:10What kind of fairytale world
00:12Is Alanis Morissette live in?
00:13Canada
00:16Guys
00:17We're in high school now
00:18We gotta find our people
00:19Futter my bunghole
00:21We might as well start with something
00:23We actually know, right?
00:24That's AV Club
00:25I bet once they see one of our movies
00:27Ladies will come flocking
00:29I promise you
00:30There isn't a single female
00:31Behind those doors
00:36You're out of focus
00:37I know
00:38I'm trying to fix that
00:39Easy there Romeo
00:40That's Mr. Messner's daughter
00:42The principal
00:43Have a great rest of your day
00:45Proceed with caution
00:49At this age
00:50It's like we speak different languages
00:52The bomb?
00:53All that and a bag of chips?
00:54Oh snap
00:59He's going to ask out Kate
01:03I might actually have a chance with this girl
01:05How are you gonna do it?
01:12Kate Messner
01:15Will you go out with me?
01:20I'm raising Luke on my own
01:21I didn't realize you're a single mother
01:23Single father
01:24Wow
01:28I just stopped staring now
01:30Sorry
01:31Yeah
01:32I bet you never got in trouble when you were a kid
01:34Is there anything you wish you did?
01:39Ken?
01:40I can see your car
01:41We went out a few times
01:43I can hear you
01:46The average high school relationship lasts for 26 days
01:49I like you
01:50You like the idea of me
01:51It's over
01:52It's over
01:53That's it
01:54Fine
01:57For the first time in 10 years
01:59I feel happy
02:00And I'm ready to fight for my happiness
02:04I think you're perfect
02:15For any minute now
02:17Takes a second
02:18Wait for it
02:20Wait for it
02:21Wait for it
02:22Wait for it
02:23Wait for it
02:24Oh, and there
02:25God, I love the net
02:50To be the net
02:52I have all the things we could die
02:53Tental
02:54Tental
02:55That
02:56Design
02:57It's over
02:58You
03:00You
03:01Building
03:02It's over
03:03You
03:04It's over
03:05The
03:08Tental
03:09You
03:10It's over
03:11You
03:12You
03:13We
03:14You
03:15It's over
03:16You
03:17You