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00:00Calling Buzz Lightyear, the galaxy's greatest hero, skilled, courageous, and ever-vigilant,
00:10leading into action, Buzz Lightyear hurdles to the rescue, his ongoing mission to protect
00:16the universe from the dark forces of evil, these are the adventures of Buzz Lightyear
00:22on Star Command!
00:30To infinity and beyond!
01:00The Space Ranger doesn't care about comfort, that said, this baby fits like a glove.
01:16Now just slow down there, Buzzboy.
01:19Just the first tent, and remember, that thing's a lethal weapon.
01:23Careful, Buzz, delicate controls.
01:29Got it.
01:32Great, the safety features.
01:36Oh, I'm getting the hang of it already.
01:39That's okay, let's see what it can do out there, no moon.
01:41Really baffy, eh, Buzz?
01:52Oh, it's fast.
01:53But is it fast enough?
01:56Whoa!
01:57You may just have something here.
02:01Hmm, how reassuring.
02:04Star Command's latest toy gets the Lightyear seal of approval.
02:08All the more reason for me to steal it.
02:10What's the hold-up, Grumps?
02:16So, let's get to the weaponry.
02:19Oh, it's loaded.
02:20Start with the hand grip.
02:24You all broke up there, Star Command.
02:26What the?
02:27You want to cut it out, boys?
02:28You're spooking me now.
02:29Hello, Star Command.
02:32Zerg.
02:32I can't access my wrist laser.
02:38Now would be a really good time to talk weapons on this thing.
02:46Stand by for that weapons briefing, Star Command.
02:49Buzz, we got a little, um, situation over here.
02:52You're on your own, son.
02:56Must be the heat.
02:59The heat?
03:00The LGMs are leaving.
03:02They're all leaving.
03:05Must be the heat.
03:12Hey.
03:13Hey!
03:14Get back to your post.
03:15That's an order.
03:16There's a Ranger out there.
03:17All Rangers report.
03:19Priority one.
03:23Zerg must be behind the situation in Star Command, too.
03:28I'll take the credit, but I'm not, actually.
03:32But that'll be my little secret.
03:44About to wreck.
03:47Magnificent.
04:06Dispatch more Hornets.
04:08More Beetles.
04:08Hit him.
04:09Gramps?
04:12Merci d'e.
04:14Must be the heat.
04:19Gramps!
04:20Turn around this instant.
04:27Must be the heat.
04:33No!
04:37Commander Nebula, come in, Commander.
04:39The, uh, attack appears to have walled.
04:42Buzz!
04:42Maintain your position.
04:43Looks like I might need you out there.
04:45Now you hold on one cotton-picking minute.
04:49Huh?
04:52Yo!
04:53Reporting his order, Commander.
04:58What's happening?
04:59That's what I'd like to know.
05:01Nebula Lightyear.
05:03You read me, son?
05:04Roger that, Commander.
05:05The LGMs hijacked a Star Cruiser.
05:07They're coming your way.
05:08Follow them.
05:09Find out what's what.
05:10Buzz was on a routine equipment test when the LGMs decided to take a sudden vacation.
05:14So, I need you to take over Command and Control Stations until we sort this whole mess out.
05:20Stinking crops!
05:22This is going on your permanent record!
05:24Must be the heat.
05:35Uh-oh.
05:36Uh-oh.
05:38We were called.
05:41We were called.
05:43Police.
05:44You were all called.
05:45Called by me.
05:47Welcome, my little friends.
05:49A giant floating head.
05:52Oh, the head is our master.
05:56It has summoned us.
05:58Must feed the heat.
06:01I am Gazalian of the Heat.
06:03We have evolved into pure energy.
06:06Super beings, if you will.
06:08What do you want?
06:10We'll answer the questions.
06:11What do you want?
06:13I have been watching your galaxy and have concluded that the time has come for peace to reign.
06:20Oh.
06:21Peace is good.
06:23Yes.
06:23And it begins here.
06:25Now, with you, turn to your neighbor, shake a hand, make a friend.
06:30Oh.
06:31Wow.
06:32You don't want to make a super being angry, do you?
06:36Oh, hi.
06:37How are you?
06:38That's it.
06:39Mingle.
06:41Super.
06:41No, no, no.
06:43Don't listen to this apparition.
06:45You answer to Zerg and Zerg only.
06:47Yes, evil emperor.
06:49Got that, Bodinsky?
06:51Nobody comes between me and my grumps.
06:54Ah, so much anger.
06:56Well, you'll learn, Zerg.
06:58There is no choice but to walk the path of peace.
07:02No, you'll learn.
07:03And there is no better teacher of unpleasant lessons than the evil emperor Zerg.
07:08You primitive weapons cannot harm me.
07:12I am pure energy connected to the flow of the cosmos.
07:17Hmm, super.
07:18Drop it, Zerg.
07:19You heard the head.
07:20He's on the side of good.
07:22I think.
07:22My dear, I know my weapons won't pass through you.
07:29What's the problem?
07:31Um, not a jam now.
07:33He's defenseless.
07:34Hello.
07:35You can't beat on each other in my serene presence.
07:39I'm all about peace.
07:41Remember?
07:42You can disable our weapons.
07:43With a little help from my super little helpers.
07:46It's an off switch for your wrist laser.
07:48We built one for Zerg, too.
07:50There you have it, Zerg.
07:52Your reign of evil is over.
07:53I'm taking you in.
07:54With your bare hands, go ahead and try, tough guy.
07:58Let's get it on.
07:59Oh, with pleasure.
08:04Oh, what?
08:05Peace.
08:06There you go.
08:06Thank you so much, emperor.
08:09That's evil emperor to you, pint-sized band.
08:12As for you, even super beings have a weakness.
08:16I'll find it.
08:17I promise.
08:18Oh, seek help, Zerg.
08:21Your attitude will be a big problem in the new age of peace and tranquility.
08:27That Zerg over there, I can bring him in.
08:29No, Buzz.
08:31Let's go home.
08:32We are going back to Planet Z, evil emperor.
08:35Good work, my little friends.
08:37And remember, spread the message that the time for peace is at hand.
08:43Peace throughout the galaxy, sir.
08:46Gazalian the Alien.
08:47Very cute.
08:48Just imagine.
08:49Peace throughout the galaxy.
08:51Our work here will be done.
08:53What am I going to do?
08:54I'll finally have time for those swing dancing lessons.
08:56Come on, Miriam.
08:57Know you want to.
08:58Let's put Lucy with a Floyd Floyd.
08:59Look, don't get me wrong.
09:01I'm as pro-peace as the next paramilitary commander.
09:04But we don't know the first thing about this Gazalian character.
09:07Um, Commander, if this thing is a superior being, does it really matter what we think?
09:15Listen to what you're saying, people.
09:17We are space rangers, ever vigilant.
09:20It takes more than an all-powerful super being to make us let down our guard.
09:25Look, till we sort this whole thing out, it's business as usual.
09:28As for you guppies, I'm prepared to forgive your little green flu if you return to stations immediately.
09:34Gladly, Commander.
09:36Of course, we will no longer assist or support the use of weapons of any kind.
09:41Weapons have no place in the new age of peace and tranquility.
09:46Ooh, Commander.
09:48It's the president of the Galactic Alliance.
09:50Good.
09:51Put her on the screen.
09:52Commander Tabula, you better get some rangers over here in a hurry.
09:55We've got a situation developing.
09:57Another situation?
09:58Well, maybe you should see this for yourself.
10:03That's the one.
10:04I knew he was up to something.
10:10Look, Shark Team, there's no telling what this head is up to.
10:13Gazalian hasn't hurt anyone, Buzz.
10:15Maybe he just really cares about peace.
10:18Booster, booster, booster.
10:20That's what he wants us to think.
10:23Please, everyone.
10:25I'm just a highly evolved giant spectral head.
10:28I mean you no harm.
10:30So what do you want from us?
10:32Better to ask, what do I want for you?
10:35And the answer to that, Madam President, is simple.
10:37Peace.
10:39No need to panic.
10:41Space Rangers have arrived.
10:43Buzz Lightyear.
10:44How nice to see you again.
10:47So you say.
10:48Why are you here frightening these good people?
10:51I'm not trying to frighten.
10:53Let me see if I can explain this in a way that even you will understand.
10:58Once I was like you.
11:00Always angry and irate.
11:03Now I'm a super, super being.
11:06All that is out of date.
11:11Let's make peace.
11:12Let's not give war a chance.
11:15No more bloodshed.
11:16War makes you dead.
11:17Why not instead?
11:18Just have a dance.
11:19Let's make peace.
11:21There's so much more to do.
11:23There's gardening and macrame.
11:25I'm visiting the zoo.
11:27Let's put away the sicky things.
11:29The nasty, yucky, sticky things.
11:30The particularly icky things.
11:32Let's all make peace.
11:34Let's make peace.
11:39Let's put away the bombs.
11:41Let's say no thanks to planes and tanks.
11:43Let's just shake hands and all be chums.
11:45Let's make peace.
11:47Let's have a cup of tea.
11:49Let's hug our neighbours.
11:50Can't we please?
11:51Simply hug our enemies.
11:53Let's hug the wasps.
11:54Let's hug the bees.
11:55Let's hug the birds.
11:55Let's hug the fleas.
11:56Let's get out there and hug the trees.
11:58Let's all make peace.
12:00So let's not argue.
12:01Let's not sue.
12:02Let's not fight about who did who.
12:04Let's hold hands and look at the view.
12:06Let's all make peace.
12:10Uh, I don't get it.
12:12Peace and harmony, okay?
12:14It's something we can all feel good about.
12:16So come on, let's see a big smile.
12:19That's it.
12:20Don't you feel better already?
12:24I'll leave you to think it over.
12:27But between you and me,
12:28I think your choice is clear, super.
12:33I can't believe it.
12:34The big head claiming to be a super alien
12:37shows up, makes a few flowery speeches,
12:39and all of a sudden the whole place goes to pieces.
12:41Hey, peace, Buzz.
12:47Commander Nebula,
12:48do you know what's going on out there?
12:49As a matter of fact, I do.
12:52The LGMs are dismantling
12:54our super secret ultra-smiles.
12:56Sir, I must protest vehemently.
12:58The Spire is our only defense
12:59against Zerg's hyper-death ray.
13:00Without its awesome power,
13:01Zerg's forces could have the upper hand.
13:04Buzz,
13:04you ever think about life after the Rangers?
13:07Sir, the Rangers are my life.
13:09And, uh,
13:10isn't that a little
13:11beside the point?
13:13Not anymore, son.
13:14President of the Galactic Alliance
13:16has decided to disarm.
13:18What?
13:18No, we can't.
13:20Peace, Buzz.
13:21Deal with it, brother.
13:23Is there anyone other than me
13:24who thinks this is crazy?
13:28Say it ain't so, Grubbs.
13:30My Zerg-a-lator
13:31scrapped.
13:33The hyper-death ray.
13:35It reeked death.
13:36And then some.
13:38All right.
13:39Step aside.
13:40If I see
13:40one more weapon
13:42dismantled,
13:42Huh?
13:51Peace, evil emperor.
13:59This place
13:59just isn't the same
14:01grim, oppressive pit
14:02I built with the sweat
14:03and toil of others.
14:04But evil's
14:05not going away
14:06without a fight!
14:09Hmm.
14:11Just as I suspected.
14:13This tower is receiving
14:14signals from deep space.
14:17Bingo.
14:18Follow the trail
14:19right to the source.
14:20Welcome, Buzz Lightyear.
14:22And what brings you
14:24to this neck of the void?
14:25Oh, I'm just checking
14:26a little hunch.
14:27You should be home
14:28with your fellow beings
14:29celebrating the coming
14:31age of peace
14:32and tranquility.
14:33Well, I'm not
14:35the celebrating time.
14:37Besides, I don't believe
14:37it's peace that's coming.
14:42That's a
14:43spectral projection system.
14:46So that's how you did it.
14:47Oh, well,
14:48aren't you
14:48the big detective?
14:50Oh, right.
14:51Fun time is over.
14:52The Galactic Alliance
14:53has laws against
14:54impersonating
14:55an omnipotent super-being.
14:57Oh, is that so?
14:59What are you
14:59going to do about it?
15:00I'm taking you in.
15:01Oh, I'm afraid
15:02that's just not possible.
15:04You see,
15:05my friends should be here
15:06all right about now.
15:08And there they are.
15:10The Heed's warship.
15:12All this peace nonsense
15:13was just a ruse
15:14to soften up the galaxy
15:16for an invasion.
15:17Oh, bravo, Lightyear.
15:19The Heed are tough,
15:20but we had to eliminate
15:21your strongest defenses.
15:23Star commands Ultraspire
15:24and Zerg's hyper-death ray.
15:26By the time anyone
15:27figures out
15:28our true intentions,
15:30it'll be too late.
15:31Your galaxy
15:32will be enslaved
15:34by the Heed.
15:35Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:37Hmm, super.
15:41You were right
15:42about me, Buzz.
15:43Isn't that satisfying?
15:45With your last breath,
15:46you can gasp,
15:46I was right.
15:48Nail him!
15:48Star Command.
16:02Come in, Star Command.
16:05He's everyone.
16:11What do we want?
16:13Peace!
16:14When do we want it?
16:15Now!
16:16What do we want?
16:17Peace!
16:18When do we want it?
16:19Now!
16:20Peace!
16:21Now!
16:21Peace!
16:22Now!
16:22Peace!
16:23Now!
16:24Oh, well.
16:25It's like the only thing
16:26standing between
16:27the Galactic Alliance
16:28and a horde of hostile invaders
16:29is me.
16:30Just the way I like it.
16:48That's far enough, Lightyear.
16:55Zerg, I should have known
16:57that you'd be in league
16:58with these liars.
16:59Heed the heed?
17:01Hardly.
17:01Not my style.
17:03Go on, Zerg.
17:04I got a galaxy to save.
17:05Not this time, Lightyear.
17:06I've got a galaxy to conquer.
17:08All right, well,
17:09these aliens aren't stupid.
17:10If we just stand here arguing,
17:11they'll be on us in no time.
17:12I was thinking maybe
17:17we should work together
17:18on this one.
17:19Don't be absurd!
17:20I'm not conquer material!
17:21Now just stay out of the way!
17:23With pleasure,
17:24you do the same.
17:24What's your plan, Zerg?
17:42Be devious and ruthless!
17:44You know,
17:45go with my strength!
17:47Good luck.
17:48Don't need it!
17:54Zerg, you saved me.
18:11So you can use your weapon
18:12to start a chain reaction
18:13in the energy core
18:14that'll cause a meltdown.
18:15How'd you know?
18:16Please.
18:17It's a classic.
18:20I'm hit!
18:24Let's get out of here.
18:38Don't back off, musclehead!
18:40Let me try that!
18:41Sorry.
18:43That door remains locked
18:44at all times
18:45during business hours.
18:46Well, so here we are,
18:47on the verge of taking over
18:49your galaxy,
18:49and there's not a thing
18:51you can do about it.
18:52Making war
18:52under cover of peace.
18:54Well, that is as low as it gets.
18:56Hmm.
18:57Makes me wish I thought of it.
18:58How'd you do it, Gazalian?
19:00Well, I don't want to brag,
19:01but the whole pure
19:02energy spectral head gambit
19:04was my idea.
19:06I tricked your stupid galaxy
19:08into believing
19:08that I wanted peace!
19:09Peace!
19:11Oh, the look on their faces
19:12when our warship blows up
19:14your capital planet
19:14should be priceless!
19:16Hmm?
19:16Then we'll move on
19:17to vaporize planet Z.
19:20Ah, there'll be nobody
19:21left to stop us.
19:22Uh-oh.
19:25What's so funny?
19:27You're beaten.
19:28Maybe.
19:28But at least the rest
19:29of my galaxy
19:30heard your little speech.
19:32Ha-ha-ha!
19:33Bet they won't be
19:34expecting peace now,
19:35smart guy.
19:36Everybody heard that?
19:38Ooh, how devious!
19:40Lightyear!
19:41You surprise me!
19:42Ha!
19:43It doesn't matter!
19:44They'll never have
19:45the weapons rebuilt
19:46before we arrive
19:47and take over!
19:48What was that?
19:51Well, that would be
19:51your energy core
19:52imploding.
19:53Give your ship
19:54about 30 seconds
19:55before it's
19:56nothing more than
19:57cosmic dust.
19:59Curse you,
20:00Buzz Lightyear!
20:04Doesn't he just get
20:05under your skin?
20:07Um, is that skin?
20:09Now, let's go home,
20:11Ed.
20:11Whoa!
20:31Nobody saw that.
20:33I owe you one, Zerg.
20:35Next time I see you,
20:36I'm gonna take you down
20:37and bring you in.
20:38Ha!
20:39Not likely to like you.
20:40Next time around,
20:41evil's heading out
20:42on top.
20:42Will not.
20:43Will so.
20:43You wish.
20:44I know.
20:46The hyper-death ray
20:47is back online.
20:49Fire!
20:50Oh, sad thing!
20:52With Star Command's
20:53shields down,
20:53we'll obliterate them
20:54with a state
20:5520% worse than death.
20:57Hyper-death!
21:03Curse you,
21:04Buzz Lightyear!
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21:08Everything is back
21:09to status quo.
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