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Comedy's biggest stars gather to toast and celebrate late-night legend Conan O'Brien as he accepts the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

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00:00Thank you all for coming, and shame on you for being here.
00:03Conan was like, don't be cynical, and then collected $50 million.
00:07You are the richest underdog in this town.
00:10You prove that not only can you meet your heroes,
00:12but when you do, they'll flirt with your mom.
00:15Look, I know this is your night, but you look like an idiot right now.
00:20You just look at him, you know, the poor bastard never had a chance.
00:23I'm a comedian because of you.
00:25So after this, you'll be FaceTiming my parents to apologize.
00:28We have five wings here, each hotter than the last.
00:32Oh, this one really sucks.
00:33Yeah.
00:35He introduced us to a bear who masturbated through a diaper.
00:39History will show this will have been the most entertaining gathering of the resistance ever.
00:46Wait a minute.
00:48David Letterman is still alive?
00:52Get up!
00:55Now let the best dickens begin.
00:58Oh, yes!
01:03You
01:05You
01:14You

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