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00:00Look at that! Just look at what you've done! That's why I can't stand Shinobi!
00:05Sorry, please forgive us. I'll repair myself, I promise.
00:11Me, Jeff, is that?
00:13That hate is his most powerful weapon. His friend. And the source of his power. That is Sasuke's ninja way.
00:24The only thing left to do is to ask him myself.
00:30Man! Get his damn Toby trickin'.
00:34He went through him, didn't he?
00:36Yeah. That's what happened before. And he sucked him into his eyes!
00:39Just calm down, Ryukage. Let's hear him out and take it from there.
00:44You just got flies, man. It's crazy.
00:46Heal Sasuke.
00:49Oh my god!
00:50So, that's what Madara's ability is.
00:53Whoa.
00:56Where am I?
00:57Now, are all of you finally prepared to listen? Sharingan that actually acquire the Susanoo are quite rare. I like to stock up on good eyes. By battling the five Kage, he'd hone his visual prowess even further. Which is exactly why I said it.
01:17And then he can use him.
01:19I'm truly surprised that the infamous Madara Uchiha is still alive. But I'm confused. Why do you of all people need such roundabout tactics?
01:27My injuries from my battle with the first Hokage Hashirama were too severe. I currently have little power. I am but a shell of my force.
01:36And he's that powerful.
01:38He's strong now, yeah.
01:39What are you scheming?
01:40Exactly what is this Project Tsukinome?
01:44It'll be a long story. So, I'll need to sit down. All shall become one with me. In a complete possession form that unites all.
01:53There's an ancient stone tablet passed down within the Uchiha clan. It's in a room beneath the hidden leaf. Upon it are written secrets engraved by the Sage of the Six Paths himself.
02:08With the Sharingan, Mangekyou Sharingan, and Rinnegan respectively, more and more knowledge is progressively revealed. Do any of you know why he became a legendary figure? One that is revered like a god among shinobi.
02:22The Sage once saved the world. From a certain monster. What monster? Gara. You once held merely one small piece of that monster.
02:32All the tailed beasts? They're all part of one monster? A creature that possessed almost infinite chakra.
02:39Whoa. The Tentails. The Tentails. That sounds horrible. What's that sweet as hell, dude?
02:48That's like the zero tailed thing, coming back. I feel like you just need Gara and Naruto then.
02:52The one and the nine? Right, with the Gara and the nine. It's greater than the sum of their purpose.
02:56Um...
02:58Declaration of War!
02:59...the aggregate of all of the tailed beasts of Shukaku.
03:03Gara's tailed beasts known as...
03:06Ah, this is the One Tail.
03:08Dude, sweet!
03:09The fiery wraith-cat of the hidden clouds Yuquito Nii.
03:13The Two Tails.
03:14Oh, that one looked sick.
03:16Wooooow!
03:17Show them all!
03:19Roshi of the Lava Styles.
03:21The Four Tales.
03:23Aw, the Master of Roshi.
03:25Han of the Hidden Stones.
03:27The Five Tales.
03:28That's a fucking Pokémon right there.
03:29That's a fuckin' Pokemon right there.
03:30Hanzanzano's the best one.
03:32Ah!
03:34Utakata!
03:35Utakata, sweet!
03:36Yeah! It's like a weird slug thing.
03:39Whoa!
03:40That's a Pokemon.
03:46Damn it, I thought we were naming off the creatures and we weren't.
03:49The Sage of the Six Paths developed a certain ninjutsu
03:53in order to protect the world from the Tentails.
03:56That ninjutsu is still being secretly passed down.
04:00Yamato?
04:00It's the sealing jutsu process for Jinchuriki.
04:03Yeah.
04:04Yes, the Sage was the Tentails' Jinchuriki.
04:07He sealed the Tentails within himself to suppress the monster.
04:11But the Sage feared that upon his death, the seal would come undone
04:15and the Tentails' immense chakra would re-emerge.
04:18So in his final moments, he summoned the last of his strength
04:21to partition the Tentails' chakra into nine pieces.
04:25Horcrux.
04:26Then he sealed away the body of the monster,
04:28now devoid of chakra,
04:30and hurled it up into the sky.
04:32To the moon!
04:34Because the Sage made the moon!
04:37They were talking about that, yeah, in the pain arc.
04:40But what are you planning on doing with all of that power?
04:44Revive the Tentails, of course,
04:47and become the Tentails' Jinchuriki.
04:50He's trying to get that power.
04:52He's trying to get that power.
04:53To strengthen my visual prowess and launch a certain jutsu.
04:57A super genjutsu where I project my eye off the moon's surface.
05:01An infinite Tsukuyomi.
05:03Aww.
05:04All humans living on this earth will be placed under my genjutsu.
05:08That's terrible.
05:09It would be.
05:10I will create a world without hatred or war.
05:14Everything will become one with me.
05:16Everything will be.
05:17What a plan.
05:18That is Project Tsukinome.
05:21Hell yeah.
05:22The tales become one.
05:23The unity among all.
05:25You of all people should know the truth by now.
05:32There is no hope.
05:34To hope is equivalent to giving up.
05:36Turn over the remaining eight and nine tales
05:39and cooperate with my plan.
05:41Or this is war.
05:44War, you say?
05:46Eight tales?
05:48What do you mean?
05:49Hmm.
05:50Oh, your brother's free.
05:52That giant fool!
05:54He used this task to run off and play hooky.
05:56Unforgivable!
05:57He's gonna get my iron claw for this!
05:59I won't give up, Naruto Uzumaki.
06:02And neither will I.
06:03I may not have any strength,
06:05but I do have the powers of the seven-tailed beasts I've collected.
06:09You have no chance.
06:11Can you use that?
06:12We won't abandon the hope.
06:13I mean, it's a well of almost infinite chakra.
06:17The fourth great ninja war begins now.
06:20Damn it!
06:21You're starting a fourth great ninja war?
06:23Are you mad?
06:24The next time we meet,
06:26we'll be in battle.
06:29Begun!
06:30I love a good villain monologue.
06:34That was one of the best.
06:35And he left out of his own eye.
06:37What should we all do now?
06:39Work together!
06:40The nations must form an alliance.
06:41It's the only way to fight the power of seven-tailed beasts.
06:43And fuck Danzo!
06:45Together?
06:46Form the alliance and we'll settle this for good.
06:49What do we do?
06:50Make Gara the leader!
06:51Leave!
06:52The Hokage ran off, remember?
06:53He did run off.
06:54There's too much suspicion around Danzo.
06:56And after what's happened at this summit,
06:58he's completely lost our trust.
06:59He must be deposed soon.
07:01And I'll pass on the news about the allied Shinobi forces
07:05that I trust.
07:06Depose of him soon.
07:07Who is that?
07:08Kakashi Hatake of the Sharingan Army.
07:10Kakashi.
07:12Kakashi.
07:13That's acceptable.
07:14He at least seems more trustworthy than Danzo.
07:17Heh.
07:18Man, that's all he knew about him.
07:19He was like, meh.
07:20I like him.
07:21In order to stop Madara's project Tsukinome,
07:24we absolutely must keep the Eight and Ninetales out of his clutches.
07:28I believe it's imperative that our forces find them before anyone else does.
07:32And get them out of Sartan into hiding as fast as we can.
07:35I believe the allied Shinobi forces must also plan to use the strength of the Eight and Ninetales
07:41in battle.
07:42Don't you all agree with that?
07:44No, absolutely not.
07:46This is also a war to protect both of them.
07:49Also, you may be hoping to lure the two out with this war,
07:52but for many reasons, using the tailed beasts in battle is not a wise strategy.
07:57I'm telling you, Mick Gar, the leader, he's so good.
08:01Besides which, military strategy is a foreign concept to my little brother,
08:05the Eight-Tails Jen Churiki.
08:08I could never predict what he'd do.
08:11Yeah!
08:12And he might bring his own brand of chaos with him to the battlefield.
08:17The same could be said, but not a thing.
08:21Yeah.
08:22That's true.
08:23Um, excuse me, may I say something?
08:25What is it?
08:26You just did.
08:27Uh, right.
08:28In the Akatsuki, there's another member of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist.
08:32Kisame Hoshigaki.
08:33He has chakra equal to that of the Chinchuriki.
08:36He is like a tailed beast without the tail.
08:39Or so my elders have told me.
08:41He's extraordinary.
08:42Please, do not underestimate him.
08:44Yes, we already know about that.
08:47We don't know just how much power Madara's seven-tailed beasts possess.
08:51If we hold the eight and nine tails back and our allied Shinobi forces are wiped out while protecting the two of them,
08:57then our entire effort would have been meaningless.
09:00The world's first allied Shinobi force is being formed here right at this very moment.
09:05And its strength is also unknown.
09:08And there must be some risk in Madara using the power of a seven-tailed beast.
09:13Otherwise, he wouldn't have gone out of his way to come to this summit and try to negotiate.
09:18He must be facing unfavorable circumstances just like us.
09:21Probably consequences of that.
09:23I'm gonna have to use sage mode.
09:25I need to find a way to make it last longer.
09:28Hey, they fixed the hole.
09:33Ooh, he's a little froggy.
09:35Yeah.
09:36What? Sakura? Sai? Kima? And even Bushi Brown?
09:40Bushi Brown?
09:41Why are all of you here?
09:43Naruto!
09:47I need to talk to you right now.
09:51It's a basketball.
09:53They also gave us, I think, a little bit of lore at one point,
09:56where, like, they were doing planetary devastation.
09:58I'm like, what the hell is this thing?
10:00But then, like, they're like, you didn't make it so big?
10:02And he's like, the sage of the six paths is said to have created the moon.
10:05It's like, the moon we have is maybe from, like, a jutsu like this,
10:09or a power like this in some way or fashion.
10:11I just wonder why they did it.
10:13Or was it a containment jutsu?
10:16But it's just that, that's the moon we have.
10:18Yeah.
10:19We're dead and tails?
10:20We're just bringing that shit in there, you know?
10:22Just toss in a six-letter order.
10:23Oh my god.
10:26I was like, man, Aaron's, like, right on the money with this stuff.
10:29Holy shit!
10:30And you get the nail even harder.
10:32Holy shit, you two!
10:34Man, I really sucked in that clip.
10:37Shit!