Situationship With My Billionaire Friend - Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Doesn't it look good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:38What?
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:53But...
00:01:54Take care, Monique.
00:01:56What am I doing?
00:02:12So, I tell her...
00:02:14Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:16That's an okra.
00:02:18Like, seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:30Um, you're...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry.
00:02:45I'll be right back.
00:02:50Oh, damn it.
00:02:51Shit.
00:02:52I'm so sorry.
00:02:53Oh, my God.
00:02:54Oh, my God.
00:02:55Asher?
00:02:56Oh, my God.
00:02:57What are you doing?
00:02:58Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:02:59It's here.
00:03:00Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:01Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:02Sure.
00:03:03Sure.
00:03:04Let's go on.
00:03:05How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:06Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:07We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:08Can you swear?
00:03:09Thank you, swear.
00:03:10Friends forever.
00:03:11Stop doing that.
00:03:12Oh, my God.
00:03:13Oh, my God.
00:03:14Oh, my God.
00:03:15Oh, my God.
00:03:16Oh, my God.
00:03:17Asher?
00:03:18Oh, my God.
00:03:19Asher?
00:03:20Oh, my God.
00:03:21Oh, my God.
00:03:22Asher?
00:03:23Oh, my God.
00:03:24What are you doing?
00:03:25Oh, you're drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:26See you.
00:03:27Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:28Sure.
00:03:29Sure.
00:03:30Sure.
00:03:31How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:32Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:39We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:41Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Stop doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at Jengard.
00:04:00Small world.
00:04:01Not our biggest client.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:03Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:11Hey.
00:04:12Good school.
00:04:18What about your love life?
00:04:20What?
00:04:21What about your love life?
00:04:23What?
00:04:24Oh, my God.
00:04:25Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:31Cheers, mate.
00:04:36How about we?
00:04:39Stop it.
00:04:40No.
00:04:41Hey.
00:04:42We're friends.
00:04:43Well, if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:47Sex ruins everything.
00:04:51Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:55I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:57You're not your wing man.
00:04:58I'll be your wing woman.
00:05:00You're a long, man.
00:05:01But we're having a long-term raspy?
00:05:03No.
00:05:04No.
00:05:05No.
00:05:07No.
00:05:08No.
00:05:09No.
00:05:10No.
00:05:11No.
00:05:12No.
00:05:13No.
00:05:14No.
00:05:15No.
00:05:17No.
00:05:18No.
00:05:19No.
00:05:20No.
00:05:22I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:59I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:01Thanks.
00:06:03I think.
00:06:06Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:22Don't forget to hit me.
00:06:23I'm going to take a shot.
00:06:26I'm going to take a shot.
00:06:27I'm going to take a shot.
00:06:29I'm going to take a shot.
00:06:31Oh, my God.
00:07:01Oh, my God.
00:07:31Let's do that again.
00:07:38Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know. What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head. My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:03Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What? No.
00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:17Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:49Interesting.
00:09:01Okay, sold.
00:09:05And benefits.
00:09:06And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:36Hello, ladies.
00:09:43Asher?
00:09:47You two know each other?
00:09:50Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:54He's one of my best friends.
00:09:56What are you doing here?
00:09:57He's here to see my father.
00:09:59Wait, what?
00:10:00Daddy owns the company.
00:10:02I know.
00:10:03I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:06He's worth billions.
00:10:08And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:11I've been busy since college.
00:10:12Clearly.
00:10:14Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:19Sure.
00:10:20Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:21You too.
00:10:22Oh, what a man.
00:10:38What's this?
00:10:41I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract.
00:10:44A contract?
00:10:45It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:49Article 1.
00:10:50Nobody knows.
00:10:52It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:54Good point.
00:10:55Article 2.
00:10:56We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:02Article 3.
00:11:03Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:05Agreed.
00:11:08Article 4.
00:11:08No lies.
00:11:12No lies.
00:11:15Article 5.
00:11:17Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:23I don't like that one.
00:11:26Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:30And finally, friends first.
00:11:40Friends first.
00:11:51Let's eat.
00:11:52Let's eat.
00:11:52Let's eat.
00:12:00Let's eat.
00:12:30No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:50And I think you're insane.
00:12:51No, you do.
00:12:55Stop it.
00:12:55Will you go out with me?
00:13:03What?
00:13:04On a date.
00:13:05Like, will you go on a date with me?
00:13:08A real one.
00:13:10No.
00:13:16Why?
00:13:18I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:21No, friends first.
00:13:24Remember?
00:13:26Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:32Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:34No.
00:13:45Come on.
00:13:50Friends first?
00:13:55Friends first.
00:13:58Friends first.
00:14:00Come on.
00:14:02So I'll see you at 7 tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:22Oh my God, are you kidding me?
00:14:25He asked me out, he asked me out!
00:14:28Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:43You can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:47Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:49I gotta go.
00:14:51I'm getting a money-penny ready for the big night.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:57Bye.
00:15:00Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:14Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:24I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:30Cool.
00:15:31What about sports?
00:15:34Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date?
00:15:37I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Marry?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:52Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:56Me and Asher?
00:15:57No, no, no, no, no, never.
00:16:02Please.
00:16:03We're, we're friends.
00:16:05We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:11Oh, Mason's on third.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:16Uh, siblings?
00:16:16And being an only child.
00:16:24I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:27Cool.
00:16:28Anyhow, being an only child, my parents are in the art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:32I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:38Um, I, uh, can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:50How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:55That is my favorite dessert.
00:17:00I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:03I had a wonderful time.
00:17:10I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:14That would be great.
00:17:16Good night.
00:17:20Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay, thank you.
00:17:26Listen, I should really head out.
00:17:31Uh, take care.
00:17:33Why don't you come up?
00:17:35And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:40Where are we?
00:17:40Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:47Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:51I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:53No, no, it, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just, sex ruins everything.
00:18:00Let's wait.
00:18:00So, it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah?
00:18:09Yes!
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Toodles!
00:18:14Beth?
00:18:22It was nice.
00:18:25We have a lot in common.
00:18:29Are you jealous?
00:18:33No.
00:18:33Did you, um, did you sleep together?
00:18:42No.
00:18:43But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:46Beth?
00:18:47She's an animal.
00:18:49Oh, God.
00:18:50Stop it.
00:18:51Go ahead.
00:18:51Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:55Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:57Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:19:04You never know.
00:19:05I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:06I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:19Oh.
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:26Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:28Give it back.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31Mm-mm.
00:19:31It's not funny.
00:19:32Mm.
00:19:33Mm.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35All right.
00:19:41That was rude.
00:19:44That was rude.
00:20:05Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:20You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:23True love does not exist.
00:20:26You will only get hurt.
00:20:28He is your friend.
00:20:30Don't blow it.
00:20:32Friendship first.
00:20:33Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:37You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:40True love does not exist.
00:20:42You will only get hurt.
00:20:44He is your friend.
00:20:45Don't blow it.
00:20:48Friendship first.
00:20:51Leanne Lamont.
00:20:52Hey.
00:21:13Hey.
00:21:13Hey.
00:21:13Hey, shit! I'm so sorry.
00:21:26Uh, my bad. My fault. Hang on. You got a tissue? Here, let me.
00:21:39Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:41Oh, I didn't realize. Hey, Asher. Eric.
00:21:49Okay. Well, see you guys later.
00:21:55Here.
00:21:57Thank you. Um, I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:22:03I'm Eric.
00:22:11That was fun.
00:22:15Yeah, was that fun or was Eric fun?
00:22:19Both.
00:22:21Okay. You gotta watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:25So what? Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:29No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:31Oh, my God. Are you jealous?
00:22:36No, I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous?
00:22:39We're friends with benefits. Remember?
00:22:43Yeah. You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:46Okay, I'm not being a dick. You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:49I can handle myself.
00:22:53Yeah, fine. Be that way.
00:22:57You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:03Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:09Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:18Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:27Yes.
00:23:36Flavors for Mrs. Leanne Lamont.
00:23:39That's me.
00:23:40Oh, my God.
00:23:45I'm Eric.
00:23:53What are you doing here?
00:23:55Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:59Mr. Merrick?
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:06They're nice.
00:24:10Listen, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:15I was out of line.
00:24:17No.
00:24:19No, I was out of line.
00:24:24I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh, my God.
00:24:29Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:35Friends forever?
00:24:38Friends forever.
00:24:43Dinner later?
00:24:45Sounds awesome.
00:24:46Dylan.
00:24:47Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:54Oh, it's just…
00:24:55I'm just so happy.
00:24:59Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:08Oh, it's just, I'm just so happy.
00:25:13You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:18I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:24You've only just started dating.
00:25:27Have you ever had a connection?
00:25:28That's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:37That's us.
00:25:39You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:44He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:49I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:53No.
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:55I just want him to be happy.
00:25:57By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:04I love it.
00:26:07Anyway, gotta go.
00:26:08Toodles.
00:26:09Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:22Nothing.
00:26:24Famous last words.
00:26:26Is it attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:31How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:34She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:35Yeah, you never know.
00:26:41Give me your hand.
00:26:43I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:45Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48This is your lifeline.
00:26:51It's long.
00:26:53If you have a nice long life.
00:26:54Okay.
00:26:56This is your headline for wisdom.
00:27:00Mm-hmm.
00:27:00And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:08And this is your love line.
00:27:12So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:15But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:20You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:44Great idea.
00:27:45Go home and fuck you.
00:27:54Go home.
00:27:56Go on.
00:27:57Go home or anything.
00:27:58Go home.
00:28:00Go home.
00:28:03Go home.
00:28:04Go home.
00:28:05All right.
00:28:06When you came to enter in the universe.
00:28:08Go home.
00:28:09Go home.
00:28:10Go home.
00:28:11Go home.
00:28:13Go home.
00:28:13Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:43Do you have a key?
00:28:50Oh, nice trick.
00:29:13Right?
00:29:20Who is that?
00:29:21I have no idea.
00:29:23Hello?
00:29:25Your front door is unlocked.
00:29:32My front door!
00:29:40Nuts.
00:29:44How could you?
00:29:48Beth!
00:29:49Wait!
00:29:50Beth!
00:29:51Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:53What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:56Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:59Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:10I'm leaving.
00:30:11I'm getting dressed.
00:30:12I'm going.
00:30:13I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:14I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:15You didn't do anything.
00:30:16It was me.
00:30:17I fucked up.
00:30:18You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:20It wasn't.
00:30:21It isn't.
00:30:22It doesn't matter.
00:30:23I fucked up.
00:30:24Whatever it is.
00:30:25It was.
00:30:26I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:27I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:41I know,
00:30:43I guess.
00:30:45Again?
00:30:46What a good mood.
00:30:52Are you going to go?
00:30:54Hey, Beth.
00:31:09Go away.
00:31:15I need to talk to you.
00:31:18I fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:21You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:25No, no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:27It was a stupid game, friends with benefits, but it's over now, okay?
00:31:30I promise.
00:31:38Do you love her?
00:31:40Of course not.
00:31:41Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:45Really?
00:31:47Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:50You and me.
00:31:53Please, give me another chance.
00:32:02I suppose.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:20Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:22Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:24I'm so confused.
00:32:27Friends forever, remember?
00:32:34Eric.
00:32:35Hi.
00:32:36I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:39I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:42I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:45Asher, Asher, it's me.
00:32:56I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:58What's going on?
00:32:59Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:33:00Call me!
00:33:14Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:19If you ever want to be friends again, you'll know where to find me.
00:33:24Hi.
00:33:45It's Eric.
00:33:46Leave a message.
00:33:47Hey, Eric, um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:56Asher? Asher, where are you? Why won't you call me back? I know you're with her, you lied to me!
00:34:05Okay, miss you. Call me, bye.
00:34:08Beth, I got your 35 messages. Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit. I'll call you when I can.
00:34:38Hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:35:02To love.
00:35:06Wait.
00:35:08Love sucks.
00:35:12Okay, I think we've had enough.
00:35:18How about we head back to the mod?
00:35:23Fabulous.
00:35:27Easy.
00:35:38What a good you did me.
00:35:57Yeah.
00:35:58E meaning.
00:36:07What a good guy.
00:36:11No...
00:36:16Yeah, you should.
00:36:21I don't like the drive.
00:36:22I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:36:31I've been aloof.
00:36:31Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:33You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay.
00:36:35Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:38I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:41You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:46Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:49It wouldn't look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:54No way.
00:36:55She would never.
00:36:55He's a knob.
00:36:58Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:04I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:19I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:38:48What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:52Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:54Hey.
00:38:55Your best isn't good enough. You cost us the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:02She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:07Asher.
00:39:07Look at the loser.
00:39:09So embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prick.
00:39:15Come here.
00:39:15Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:21Come on.
00:39:24Come on.
00:39:32Come on.
00:40:32Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:34I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:37We only just got back together.
00:40:40Beth, we were never together.
00:40:43I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:46You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:49Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:53I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:54You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't. She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:15See ya?
00:41:18See ya?
00:41:20Ahhhhhhh!
00:41:35Shit!
00:43:20Love for a friend with benefits, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:26XOXO.
00:43:28When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:37I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:39Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:41I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:44You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:50I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:53I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:56Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:58You're my lover.
00:43:59You're my best friend.
00:44:00Leigh-Anne.
00:44:02I am not a cheater.
00:44:06I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break
00:44:11up over this, then fine.
00:44:13I do.
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:23I don't know.
00:44:25I'm not a cheater.
00:44:27You're my lover.
00:44:29I will, I will, I will!
00:44:59No!
00:45:09Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:12Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:17Please, don't marry her.
00:45:19You don't love her. You're rebounding.
00:45:29I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:34A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:40They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:44Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed. I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog. Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:45:56Oh my god.
00:45:57Oh my god.
00:45:58Hello?
00:45:59Hello?
00:46:00Hello?
00:46:01Hello?
00:46:02Hello?
00:46:03Hello?
00:46:04Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:05You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:06I have tons of photos.
00:46:07You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:08I have tons of photos.
00:46:09You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:10I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:12Oh my god.
00:46:13Oh my god.
00:46:14Hello?
00:46:15Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:33You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:35I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:39Can you run down and grab them?
00:46:40Sure.
00:46:41Thanks.
00:47:00Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:09Okay.
00:47:10You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna wanna see you again. Ever.
00:47:16Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:31Wait. What?
00:47:32Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:36Who's this source?
00:47:38Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:44Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:45No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:46You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend. But she'd never speak to me again. So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:51Mr. Fallon, I swear. This isn't true. This isn't true. It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades. You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you.
00:48:06So now you get your ass out of my office. Asha?
00:48:07Hey, bitch. What?
00:48:08Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:13It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:14It's already in the trades.
00:48:17You're toxic, Asher.
00:48:19Nobody will touch you.
00:48:22So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:33Asher?
00:48:33You bitch.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36You jealous bitch.
00:48:38What are you doing?
00:48:40I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday,
00:48:42so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:45Honey?
00:48:47What are you talking about?
00:48:48I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:51Well, job well done.
00:48:53Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:57Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:03Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:05Stay away from me.
00:49:07Don't contact me.
00:49:08Don't speak to me.
00:49:09Don't look at me.
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:18You are dead to me.
00:49:18You are dead to me.
00:49:22I'm not even on my wife.
00:49:22I'm not finding you.
00:49:34I'm not being at you.
00:49:35You're dead to me.
00:49:35You are dead to me.
00:49:39Oh, that's so fine.
00:52:44Yes.
00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh my God.
00:52:50I think it's Saturday.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:52Come on.
00:52:53Come on.
00:52:54Come on.
00:52:55Come on.
00:52:56Come on.
00:52:58Come on.
00:53:00Come on.
00:53:02Shit.
00:53:04He blocked me?
00:53:06You locked me?
00:53:07You locked me?
00:53:08Yes.
00:53:09I'm not.
00:53:09I'm not.
00:53:10I don't know.
00:53:14I'm not.
00:53:15I'm not.
00:53:18I'm not.
00:53:18I'm not.
00:53:20Bess?
00:53:50Bess?
00:54:20Oh my god.
00:54:38She's insane.
00:54:42What are you doing here?
00:54:45Bess.
00:54:48You set me up.
00:54:50You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:53I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:58And I won.
00:55:01You stay away from me.
00:55:04You're insane.
00:55:08I'll scream.
00:55:09Nobody will hear you.
00:55:17Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:20I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:25I promise, Beth.
00:55:27Okay?
00:55:29You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:55:33He loves you.
00:55:34Why don't I just go away?
00:55:40I'll move.
00:55:41I'll quit my job.
00:55:42Just, please.
00:55:45Beth.
00:55:47Don't hurt me.
00:55:49Okay?
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've got to go.
00:55:55I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:05But you've got to go.
00:56:06No!
00:56:07No!
00:56:08I can't...
00:56:10No!
00:56:11No!
00:56:12No!
00:56:13No!
00:56:13No!
00:56:14No!
00:56:14No!
00:56:15No!
00:56:15No!
00:56:16No!
00:56:16No!
00:56:17No!
00:56:17No!
00:56:18No!
00:56:18No!
00:56:19No!
00:56:19No!
00:56:20No!
00:56:20No!
00:56:21No!
00:56:22No!
00:56:22No!
00:56:30No!
00:56:44No!
00:56:45No!
00:56:45No!
00:56:47No!
00:56:47No!
00:56:48Oh, my God.
00:57:18Don't bother. That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:27You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with this.
00:57:33Oh, but I will. See, I'm getting married today,
00:57:37and then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:39and when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:42I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:48You bitch.
00:57:53You bitch!
00:57:55Oh, and by the way, you're fired!
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:18Go!
00:58:19You bitch!
00:58:20Go!
00:58:21Go!
00:58:22Go!
00:58:23Go!
00:58:24Go!
00:58:25Go!
00:58:26Go!
00:58:27Go!
00:58:28I don't know.
00:58:58I don't know.
00:59:28I don't know.
00:59:30I don't know.
00:59:32I don't know.
00:59:34I don't know.
00:59:36I don't know.
00:59:38Come on.
00:59:40Come on.
00:59:54Come on.
00:59:56Come on.
00:59:58Come on.
01:00:00Come on.
01:00:08Come on.
01:00:11Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:18Stop.
01:00:20What are you doing here?
01:00:22Keep going fast.
01:00:24What's going on, Beth?
01:00:26Security, take this woman away.
01:00:28She's clearly deranged.
01:00:30Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:31We are gathered here today.
01:00:32Let's go finish it.
01:00:33Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:36What?
01:00:37It's completely absurd.
01:00:38Is this true?
01:00:39She's crazy.
01:00:40Security!
01:00:41She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:44No, no, no, Asher, you love me.
01:00:45We're getting married today.
01:00:46Go, go, go!
01:00:47Go!
01:00:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00:49Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:00:50You're ruining everything!
01:00:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00:56Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:24You crazy bitch from ruining everything!
01:01:27Beth, how could you?
01:01:29I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:31Get off me!
01:01:37I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:44Hey!
01:01:45No!
01:01:47No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:51Beth, how long do you take me?
01:01:53After I don't live in your life if you have any crime!
01:01:58Hey.
01:02:00You okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:07God.
01:02:08Someone grab a chair.
01:02:13You okay?
01:02:15Yeah, I think so.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:18Good.
01:02:19God.
01:02:20Someone grab a chair.
01:02:27Babe.
01:02:28Hey.
01:02:29Wake up, babe.
01:02:30Baby, wake up.
01:02:31Baby.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:33Wake up.
01:02:34Wake up, baby.
01:02:35Leanne.
01:02:38Asher.
01:02:39Yes, it's me.
01:02:40And it's all over.
01:02:41I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:50I'm more sorry.
01:02:51You saved me.
01:02:52You're my hero.
01:02:54Sure, I love you.
01:02:55I love you.
01:02:56I love you, Leanne.
01:02:57Let me help you.
01:02:58Come on.
01:02:59Come on.
01:03:00I love you, Leanne.
01:03:01Let me help you.
01:03:02Come on.
01:03:03Come on.
01:03:04Come on.
01:03:05Let me help you.
01:03:10Come on.
01:03:15Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:29Will you marry me?
01:03:33Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:43They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:46But sometimes it makes everything better.