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00:00The Time Traveler Paradox
00:04Let's get right into it, Dr. Tim Travers.
00:06Tell us exactly what the Time Traveler's Paradox is.
00:10First, a scientist makes a time machine
00:12that leaps back exactly one minute into the past.
00:19Then the scientist kills his younger self.
00:24Now you have a man who should not, cannot exist,
00:27yet somehow does.
00:30With full love and respect,
00:32I hope you die a very painful death.
00:36How weird was your day?
00:38Today I activated a time machine
00:40that is powered by nuclear materials
00:42that were stolen from a terrorist organization.
00:44Is this all about the stolen plutonium?
00:46Yeah, it's about the plutonium!
00:49This whole mad scientist shtick,
00:51it's like performance art.
00:52I'm just waiting for the cameras to pop out.
00:54I mean, maybe that was just some other woman that looked a lot like her.
01:00Just a little weird that murder was her go-to response.
01:04If there's more than one of him,
01:10he might be immortal, he might be a god man.
01:12How the hell do you forget about plutonium?
01:16Oh my god!
01:17How about that?
01:18It's been a weird day.
01:19Weird, confusing, really, really stupid.
01:22I entangled and stored particles
01:24massed into the physical space of a door,
01:26invented time travel,
01:27and here just found a new way to create black holes.
01:29So cut me some slack!
01:30You'd have to be insane to observe this
01:33and think that you somehow have relevance.
01:40Earlier tonight, I met a guy who looked exactly like you.
01:46Power course table!
01:47Nah, we're gonna die!
01:56Just have one of those spaces, I guess.
02:00If God actually exists, then I'm out.
02:05Hey everybody!