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00:00:00To be continued...
00:00:30So I've had it, ooh, I am with my imagination, ooh, that keeps on passing, just with sensation.
00:00:46What are you doing?
00:00:48Nothing.
00:00:50Why are you in here?
00:00:52Maddie said the seventh grade boys are sneaking over for a kissing party.
00:00:56I know. I'm so nervous.
00:00:57Then don't do it. I'm calling my mom to pick me up.
00:01:00You can't. Maddie said we all have to kiss them.
00:01:02I don't want to kiss.
00:01:03Wear thong underpants. I hate thong underpants.
00:01:06But I'm worried if I wear normal underpants and no kissing stuff, then Maddie won't invite me to sleep over as anymore.
00:01:14Well, you could sleep over at mine.
00:01:17Tonight?
00:01:19Yeah. I mean, we're not allowed to watch TV, which sucks.
00:01:21But we could do braids.
00:01:23And I have a trundle bed.
00:01:24I love trundle beds.
00:01:27Do you have a best friend?
00:01:30No.
00:01:31You?
00:01:33No.
00:01:33Take me down, down, I don't know where to go
00:01:38I can't come out today
00:01:39I'm already in Katie's pants
00:01:42But I don't give a shit
00:01:43I've tried my best to live with it
00:01:46Do it, but I'm not gonna send me what you're in
00:01:49Yeah, so that's the new feature
00:01:53You are going to be a doctor
00:01:56I don't want to be a doctor
00:02:03This is Katie's future
00:02:07You can marry me to Daniel
00:02:10Daniel is so important
00:02:12Was your current?
00:02:21When you made it back
00:02:24The gas tank was empty
00:02:27It always had that scratch
00:02:30I'm doing my best here
00:02:34But that's not good enough
00:02:37Try harder next year
00:02:40Don't call no
00:02:42Okay, read another post, give me a hard one
00:02:47Okay, from Seattle to Savannah
00:02:49What a long, strange trip it's been
00:02:52Hashtag van life
00:02:55Tom Breyer?
00:02:55How did you know that?
00:02:57Because Tom Breyer needs to get a job
00:02:58Another one
00:02:59Let me find a good one
00:02:59Get a good one
00:03:00Okay
00:03:00Okay, this one's hard
00:03:05Okay
00:03:05Here's to adulting forever with this one
00:03:08He put a ring on it
00:03:09Singular exclamation
00:03:11Sarah Casper
00:03:11You're cheating
00:03:12I'm not cheating, I'm that good
00:03:13She's engaged?
00:03:15She's a child
00:03:17She's 32 years old
00:03:19Sarah Casper would throw it all away
00:03:21For like some random guy
00:03:23That was random, they've been dating since college
00:03:25Do you have any snacks?
00:03:28Do you have any dinner?
00:03:28I have peanut butter
00:03:29And what?
00:03:31A spoon?
00:03:32Oh my god, let me make you something
00:03:33I'll just have sulti and jane at home
00:03:35Oh my god, no
00:03:35I'll make you a turkey burger
00:03:38I can put poblanos on top
00:03:39What's poblanos?
00:03:40Oh, it's a giant Mexican pepper
00:03:43It's actually our favorite pepper
00:03:47Second only to the jalapeno
00:03:48You'll love it, I promise
00:03:50It's really good
00:03:51I'm fine, thank you
00:03:53Well, if you're not hungry
00:03:55Maybe you want a joke that I heard today
00:03:58It made me think of you instantly
00:03:59Okay, this is very good
00:04:01Okay, so there are two pigs in a pit of mud
00:04:03And the wife pig turns to the husband and says
00:04:08No, no, the husband says to the wife
00:04:09You're right, you're right
00:04:11Um, the husband pig says to the wife
00:04:14Hey, did you see Farmer Jane?
00:04:16Should we get going?
00:04:17Party started at 9 o'clock, so
00:04:18Oh, you want to go to that?
00:04:21Yeah
00:04:21Really?
00:04:22My throat feels kind of weird
00:04:23I feel like
00:04:24I don't know, if I got everyone sick
00:04:26You don't feel warm
00:04:28No?
00:04:28No, you feel cold
00:04:29Okay, do you not want to go?
00:04:32Is it crazy to stay here?
00:04:33I mean, we have food here
00:04:35Blankets here
00:04:36I'm comfortable
00:04:36You're comfortable
00:04:37We could watch a movie
00:04:38Yeah, but hey
00:04:38If Katie doesn't want to go out with Delaney
00:04:40I'd love to go out with you
00:04:42Please don't make me go alone
00:04:44I'm nervous and I'll get too fucked up
00:04:46No, you will not
00:04:47Like, she doesn't even come out anymore
00:04:52Because she's always with her boyfriend, John
00:04:55I don't know why I did that
00:04:56His name is John?
00:04:58John
00:04:58John, do you think she's okay, right?
00:05:03Mm-hmm
00:05:03I'm gonna go
00:05:09I'm gonna go meet her
00:05:10I don't like him
00:05:11Is that wrong to say?
00:05:12You know, like
00:05:13If you don't like your best friend's boyfriend
00:05:15It's the way he makes her
00:05:16If that makes sense
00:05:18I'll be pied
00:05:19Oh, you know what though?
00:05:22My contacts are already out
00:05:24That's like a whole thing
00:05:28Only here
00:05:30She moves in with him
00:05:31Kind of fast, if you ask me
00:05:32But nobody asks me
00:05:34I'm gonna go meet her for a little
00:05:37Okay
00:05:40John
00:05:43Yes, he's hot
00:05:45I get it
00:05:45I see it
00:05:46But he's boring
00:05:47Occupied
00:05:49I think she's fine
00:05:51Yeah
00:05:53I'll come have sex
00:05:55How do you have the patience?
00:06:01Well, we actually had an agreement
00:06:02That if I set up his Wi-Fi
00:06:04He promised to wear boxers
00:06:06Under his shorts
00:06:06During our PT sessions
00:06:08Oh, well
00:06:08That could be worth it
00:06:09It's a give and a take
00:06:10But, uh, this looks nice, right?
00:06:13Yeah, I like it
00:06:13In the shade
00:06:14It's good
00:06:14Uh, oh
00:06:16I suppose I could get you to call her back, maybe?
00:06:20She gets so anxious when she's hungover
00:06:22Yeah, no, she does
00:06:23I just, um
00:06:24I just wanted to ask
00:06:26How was it?
00:06:26No, my Uber's now 27 minutes away
00:06:29Where are you?
00:06:31I answered a 2 a.m. text from this guy
00:06:33The drugger he got
00:06:35The more he talked about Julia
00:06:37Yeah, not next
00:06:38Just a female friend
00:06:39He's clearly in love with
00:06:40Did she hook up?
00:06:43Yes
00:06:43He asked me to roleplay
00:06:44Uh, wow
00:06:46Like, be a cheerleader or something?
00:06:48That's
00:06:48Oh, I wish
00:06:49More like
00:06:50We're best friends
00:06:52And I suddenly see him in a new light
00:06:53Oh, my God
00:06:54I don't know where a pizza to my apartment
00:06:56What do you want?
00:06:57Oh, that sounds good
00:06:57No, John and I are doing a picnic
00:06:59Do you want to come?
00:07:01You know what?
00:07:02No
00:07:02I'll just try you later
00:07:03Okay, bye
00:07:04Alright, bye
00:07:06Well, she's fine
00:07:08But she met a new guy
00:07:10And
00:07:10Oh, my God
00:07:14It's okay
00:07:14No, no, no
00:07:15It's okay
00:07:16It's okay
00:07:17As long as I have your undivided attention now
00:07:19Yeah
00:07:20Yeah
00:07:21When I first moved here
00:07:23It took me a while to get adjusted
00:07:25Yeah, you were mugged like three times that first week
00:07:28Right, well, I thought everyone needed directions
00:07:30But then
00:07:31Then I met you
00:07:33And you actually needed directions
00:07:35And I'm so, so glad
00:07:38That I walked you into that coffee shop
00:07:41Because you have made my life so much better
00:07:44Than I ever thought that I deserved
00:07:46Will you marry me?
00:07:51Yeah
00:07:52Yeah
00:07:53Yeah
00:07:53I hate the art Katie left here
00:07:57It's so gross
00:07:58It's sentimental
00:07:59Okay, well, I live here now
00:08:01And I like actual art
00:08:02Let me just ask Katie if she wants it
00:08:04Before we throw it away
00:08:05Where is Katie?
00:08:06I feel like she's usually here by now
00:08:08Like, complaining about some ugly house
00:08:10She can't sell
00:08:11She's doing a picnic with John
00:08:13Like, eating on the ground?
00:08:15Yeah
00:08:16I feel so bad for her
00:08:18You know, it's like she misses the party last night
00:08:20And now she has to waste her entire Sunday
00:08:22Doing a picnic with her boyfriend
00:08:24Can I say something?
00:08:25I really don't buy John's whole
00:08:27I'm such a nice guy thing
00:08:29Like, you're a pervert
00:08:30You literally touch old ladies all day
00:08:32That's his job
00:08:34He's a physical therapist for old people
00:08:36Katie would fall for a pervert
00:08:38I mean, she's clueless
00:08:40Remember that time she got you, like, a briefcase
00:08:42Filled with old papers for your birthday?
00:08:44Those are my great-grandparents' birth certificates
00:08:46Why would you want that?
00:08:48She likes thoughtful surprises
00:08:49She's exactly like my sister
00:08:51She's nothing like your sister
00:08:54Mary had one kid
00:08:55And now she won't shut up about her pelvic floor
00:08:57Yeah, Mary's the worst
00:08:58And her baby isn't even cute
00:09:01I can't imagine having a baby right now
00:09:02It's actually disgusting to have a baby
00:09:04Or getting married
00:09:06Kill me
00:09:06But we're pretty far from that
00:09:08We like you and me
00:09:10No, me and Katie
00:09:12Delaney, what?
00:09:14You and Katie are on totally different paths
00:09:16I mean, Katie lives with her boyfriend
00:09:19They're very serious
00:09:20And you literally still, like, fuck the first guy who shares a cigarette with you
00:09:24We love you so much
00:09:29We love you, thank you
00:09:30Oh, thank you, we love you so much
00:09:32We cannot wait to celebrate with you guys
00:09:34Bye
00:09:35I love your family
00:09:38I love them
00:09:38Did you see your sister was crying?
00:09:40Yeah, no, it's funny
00:09:41She's known for months
00:09:42How did I not find this ring?
00:09:44Oh, the ring was in a box, in a bin, in an air vent, in my office
00:09:47You would never find this
00:09:49That was never
00:09:49And how were Delaney playing?
00:09:50It's so cool
00:09:51Yeah, no, I didn't tell Delaney
00:09:53What?
00:09:57Oh, well, I figured you wanted to tell her, right?
00:10:00Yeah
00:10:00Yeah
00:10:01So Delaney has no idea
00:10:03No, but we can call her right now, maybe
00:10:06Uh, yeah
00:10:07Let's call her later, though, because I think she's probably asleep
00:10:10No, it's fine
00:10:11We'll just call her from my phone and it'll be a big surprise, I promise
00:10:13Yeah
00:10:14Hey
00:10:16Hello
00:10:17You can just leave the pizza at the door and I'll grab it, thank you
00:10:26Does she not have my number safe?
00:10:28No, she does
00:10:28I think she does
00:10:30I thought you'd be pretty excited to tell her
00:10:33I am
00:10:34I really am
00:10:37I just want to tell her later
00:10:41Right
00:10:41I know
00:10:43I'm not her favorite person
00:10:47That is not true, Dawn
00:10:48She loves you
00:10:48It's just that she has a hard time with change
00:10:50You know, when she was younger
00:10:51Her parents sold the family minivan
00:10:53And she asked if she could go visit it at its new house
00:10:55That's really sweet of her to want to check in on it
00:11:00And then remember when I told her I was moving out
00:11:03She didn't talk to me for like two weeks
00:11:06And whenever I passed her door
00:11:09She'd be muttering, Benedict Arnold
00:11:11Right, but this, this is a good change
00:11:14I know, and I'm so excited
00:11:16And I love you so much
00:11:17And I, and I cannot wait to get married
00:11:20But I, I just want to make sure I tell her in the
00:11:23Just in the right way for her
00:11:25Okay
00:11:27So let's parking lot the holiday campaign
00:11:32And dig into the meat and taters of our spring into content campaign
00:11:36So this campaign is, it's going to be a big lift
00:11:39So we really need to stop the scroll
00:11:41We need some big ideas
00:11:43We need some blue sky ideas
00:11:44And like, we just like really need everybody on this
00:11:47But I was kind of thinking, Delaney
00:11:49Maybe you could run a point for us
00:11:51I don't, I don't really have the bandwidth for that right now
00:11:55I copy that
00:11:56Luca, it's all yours
00:11:57Okay, um, wow
00:12:01Yeah, that's, that is just, that's amazing
00:12:04I do just want to flag that I'm working overtime on two major campaigns right now
00:12:08Since Delaney didn't have the bandwidth last month
00:12:11So it's just kind of all falling on my shoulders
00:12:13So that's, that's totally fine
00:12:14I just do just want to flag that
00:12:16No, and thank you for flagging that
00:12:18Delaney, do you think you could maybe like carve out some time
00:12:21To kind of tag team it?
00:12:24Yeah, I, I, I got a flag that I'm spread pretty thin over here
00:12:27What are you working on, Delaney?
00:12:30Putting out fires
00:12:31What kind of fires?
00:12:32Big ones with employees that you don't know
00:12:35Right, and is that why your camera's always off?
00:12:37No, my, my camera's off, Luca, because it's allowed to be off
00:12:40Okay, guys, I should finish up with a round of peaks and valleys
00:12:43So my valley was missing last week's happy hour
00:12:47Never has someone been so missed
00:12:49But my peak is that it's on the books for next week
00:12:52Popcorn to Delaney
00:12:53I guess my valley was editing Luca's Q4 pitch
00:12:59And then my peak was, it's done now
00:13:02Popcorn to Alex
00:13:04You know, my valley was that Ryan and I hit a speed bump
00:13:12Wow
00:13:13So he, he wants to open up the relationship
00:13:16And I just, I don't think that I have the sexual confidence to withstand it
00:13:20So we're taking some time apart to kind of ideate on next steps
00:13:24But Alex, are you okay?
00:13:27How are you feeling?
00:13:29You know, like, I was upset
00:13:31Obviously
00:13:32I was really upset
00:13:33For a beat
00:13:33But then I had a one-on-one with my best friend
00:13:35You know, we went out, we got some drinks
00:13:37We blew off steam
00:13:38Just like old times
00:13:39Just the two of us
00:13:40And that, like, really, really helped
00:13:42Best friends just get it
00:13:44Oh, we're so aligned on that, Luca
00:13:46So what was Dad's reaction?
00:13:50We FaceTimed him quickly
00:13:51Yeah, he was really happy for us
00:13:53Yeah
00:13:53Yeah
00:13:54I mean, not that happy
00:13:57Oh
00:13:58Come on
00:13:59He was really excited, it seemed
00:14:01Yeah, or you need to call him after five
00:14:03Speaking of alcoholics, how did Delaney take the news?
00:14:06Um, she was happy, fine, good
00:14:10Delaney doesn't know yet
00:14:12Katie wanted to tell her in her own way
00:14:14Before we told anybody else
00:14:15That is so classic
00:14:17I, uh, do you know that Delaney knew that our parents were getting divorced before I did?
00:14:21Is that true?
00:14:22Yeah
00:14:22I mean, uh, she's my best friend, so
00:14:25I think you'd get it if you had a best friend
00:14:29Well, my wife is my best friend
00:14:31So, Daria, who's your best friend?
00:14:33No, I'd rather not say
00:14:34We're each other's best friends
00:14:35Yeah
00:14:36Yeah
00:14:37Like normal adults
00:14:39Delaney loves Katie
00:14:41She'll be really happy once we tell her
00:14:44John, have you ever heard of expectation recalibration therapy?
00:14:47I was reading an article about it
00:14:49Excuse me, what article?
00:14:51It's an article
00:14:51Where was this article?
00:14:54In the journals for doctors
00:14:55Henry
00:14:57Have you been listening again?
00:14:59To my sessions with my patients?
00:15:01Anyway, expectation recalibration is basically a therapy where you work to accept that someone will never
00:15:05change, right?
00:15:06Like, they suck, like, medically
00:15:08And in your case, that's Delaney
00:15:10And in our case, it's our dad
00:15:11So, I mean, Daria confirmed that he's a narcissist
00:15:14I have never treated your father
00:15:16And I've never made any medical claims about him
00:15:18Excuse me
00:15:19But you have
00:15:20I mean, we've talked about that
00:15:20What are you talking about?
00:15:21You know
00:15:21What are you?
00:15:23I sent him 20 of my poems in the past year
00:15:2520
00:15:26And he never once told me that I was talented
00:15:29Right?
00:15:32I mean, how hard is it to reply with a compliment?
00:15:34How hard is it to, like, you know, just say, like, a simple Henry
00:15:37You are a brilliant artist, right?
00:15:39And it is a crime that you have to edit other people's much weaker novels
00:15:43Instead of traveling the world on your own book tour, right?
00:15:46He is selfish, Katie
00:15:48And so is Delaney
00:15:49Yeah, I hear you
00:15:50Um, I don't think Delaney's selfish
00:15:53I think she has a hard time with change
00:15:55Daria was treating our neighbor the other day
00:15:57Who would know
00:15:57He's a total freak, Daria
00:15:58I mean, he gets off on lizards
00:16:00Oh, my God
00:16:00Wait, did he say blizzards or it was lizards?
00:16:03It was lizards, right?
00:16:04It was lizards
00:16:04He gets off on lizards
00:16:05And his wife wants to divorce him
00:16:07Clearly
00:16:08And Daria said something that I think applies here
00:16:11Tell them the thing about the change
00:16:14Oh, well, you know
00:16:16People's nerves about change
00:16:19They can be calmed by the familiar
00:16:21So
00:16:22You take them to a comfortable environment
00:16:24And you break the news
00:16:26It's kind of like
00:16:27You take your kids to their favorite ice cream shop
00:16:30And tell them you're getting a divorce
00:16:31I mean, I think that's something
00:16:32That you should consider with Delaney
00:16:34I mean, she's about as mature as an eight-year-old, so
00:16:36Seen her hork down a pint of Chubby Hubby in one sitting
00:16:40So we know she likes ice cream
00:16:41Yeah
00:16:44That's not a real basketball
00:16:48Third from the left is cake
00:16:50You know, I decided I don't even want cake
00:16:52At my birthday this year
00:16:53I actually think it's really weird
00:16:55To, like, bring out food
00:16:56And then make people eat it
00:16:57Did you find a bar yet?
00:16:59I think I'm going to do it here
00:17:00I'm going for a very specific aesthetic
00:17:02So if you could not invite
00:17:03Ah, no!
00:17:05I thought you'd be asleep
00:17:07Katie, I didn't know you still had a key
00:17:11Uh, Delaney said I could keep one for emergencies
00:17:13What's the emergency?
00:17:15Um, well, this time it's not so much an emergency
00:17:17Really, as it is, um
00:17:19A surprise for my best friend
00:17:22Oh, man, I had actually had this whole thing planned
00:17:25That I was going to sneak in
00:17:25And, like, put clues around the apartment
00:17:27But, okay, whatever
00:17:27Since you're awake, I'll just show you now
00:17:29What the fuck is that?
00:17:35I planned us a mini beach vacation
00:17:37You don't seem excited
00:17:40What's there to be excited about, Katie?
00:17:42It's the beach
00:17:43I'm excited
00:17:43I really am
00:17:45Um, and that poster is
00:17:47That's your most thoughtful gift yet
00:17:48Do you see the umbrella?
00:17:49I see the umbrella
00:17:50You know these trips can be kind of weird for me
00:17:53Is John at least bringing a friend?
00:17:55No, no, John's not coming
00:17:56Why?
00:17:58Yeah, why?
00:18:00No reason
00:18:01I just thought it would be great for the two of us
00:18:04To go on a trip, connect, have some quality time
00:18:07Like old times?
00:18:08Yes, yes
00:18:09Just like old times
00:18:11Ew
00:18:14Kiss me once
00:18:29Kiss me twice
00:18:33Your sugar and spice
00:18:36And everything nice
00:18:39Girl
00:18:40Love me forever
00:18:42And I'll be true to you
00:18:50Girl
00:18:51All right, there we go
00:18:53Nice
00:18:54We're here
00:18:55What time is check-in at the Pelican Palace?
00:18:58Surprise
00:18:58We aren't staying at the Pelican Palace
00:19:01What?
00:19:02Yeah, I got us a rental house
00:19:04Actually, on Wonder Weekend
00:19:06Wonder Weekend rentals kind of creeped me out
00:19:08I don't like the idea of using other people's kitchen appliances
00:19:11But you're okay sleeping in a bed
00:19:13Or a bunch of high schoolers just round at the bases?
00:19:15But the Pelican Palace is where all the parties end up
00:19:17I know
00:19:18Imagine that noise
00:19:19When you sleep a frickin' wink
00:19:21Is there a bar?
00:19:25At the rental house?
00:19:27Is it a shared space or private?
00:19:29Private
00:19:29And there's a lockbox
00:19:32So we don't even have
00:19:35To meet the guy
00:19:36You found it
00:19:38Gosh, GPS can be a little wonky here
00:19:42So glad you guys figured it out
00:19:43How are we doing?
00:19:45Are you, uh...
00:19:47Are you, uh, Douglas?
00:19:50Are you my fifth grade teacher?
00:19:52Just Dougie's fine
00:19:54Yeah
00:19:54I just asked because the listing had said that there was a lockbox
00:19:58So I didn't think we'd get to meet
00:19:59Here she is
00:20:00Yeah
00:20:01I love to walk everyone through the space first
00:20:03Only because
00:20:04It's a really important place to me
00:20:06Oh
00:20:06It was my mom's
00:20:08She, uh...
00:20:09She died here
00:20:10Oh, gosh, no
00:20:12Not in the front yard
00:20:14Oh
00:20:14She died inside
00:20:16Katie, right?
00:20:18So you must be Delaney
00:20:19Mm-hmm
00:20:20Yeah
00:20:20I love that name
00:20:21Family name?
00:20:22It was my grandfather's
00:20:23Oh, my gosh
00:20:24I was named after my mom's brother
00:20:25Who we don't talk to anymore
00:20:28He's, uh...
00:20:29He's a pedophile, so...
00:20:31Oh, I'm sorry
00:20:32Oh, no, no, no
00:20:32He was always cool with me
00:20:34Yeah
00:20:35But, uh, called a lot
00:20:37You know, when he was doing time
00:20:38Yeah
00:20:39I guess inmates are, like, really hard on child predators
00:20:42I didn't mind saying hi then
00:20:44But once he got out and started coming here unannounced
00:20:46Oh, my gosh
00:20:47I keep talking and talking
00:20:49You guys probably just want to see inside, right?
00:20:51Pretty cute, huh?
00:20:52I love it
00:20:53Yeah
00:20:55Mom left the place to meet my sister
00:20:57But Lauren has a family now, so
00:20:59She let me keep it all to myself
00:21:00Ah, score
00:21:01Yeah
00:21:01Oh, all the art on the wall is for sale
00:21:04Oh
00:21:05What little munchkin did these?
00:21:10I am an artist
00:21:11Yeah
00:21:12Well, technically my day job is medical sales, but
00:21:15I've been working my tush off and
00:21:17Is there a Wi-Fi password?
00:21:19Uh, yeah
00:21:20It was in the welcome pamphlet that I sent over
00:21:23Because guests are really supposed to read the pamphlet before they check in
00:21:27Oh
00:21:28But it's okay
00:21:29I have a spare
00:21:30Set of rules
00:21:32Right here
00:21:33Oh, perfect
00:21:33Oh, I also threw in my favorite local spots
00:21:36You girls hot dog fans?
00:21:37Dingo's dogs
00:21:38Yeah
00:21:38Yeah
00:21:39We know it
00:21:40We used to come here and you were little
00:21:41Fun
00:21:42Yeah
00:21:42Sisters?
00:21:43Best friends
00:21:44I love, uh, best friends
00:21:45Any big plans for best friends night?
00:21:48Um, I think we'll probably hang here and make a cheese plate
00:21:52You get plenty of cheese at home
00:21:55I thought we could go to a bar
00:21:57I mean, I brought a lot of orange wine for us to drink here
00:22:01Oh!
00:22:02That's a no
00:22:03What is?
00:22:05No alcohol on the premises
00:22:07That's ridiculous
00:22:08Um, what she means is we were really just gonna have a glass or two
00:22:12Yeah, no exception to the rules
00:22:14Was it just a quick skim of the welcome email?
00:22:18Because no shoes is also a big one
00:22:20I can't sleep with the sound of stomping
00:22:23I thought this was a private space
00:22:25Yeah
00:22:26The upstairs is your private domain
00:22:28I hang my hat in the subterranean domicile
00:22:32I live in the basement
00:22:34What are you doing?
00:22:40Head of file has this address
00:22:42Okay, well, it's a good thing we're adults
00:22:44I look young
00:22:45So what happens when you stray from places you know and love?
00:22:49Your mom got staff at the Pelican Palace
00:22:51The Pelican Palace is fun
00:22:53They keep beers in the ice machine
00:22:55You prefer dirty ice?
00:22:56Over a literal deathbed?
00:22:57Yeah
00:22:58Okay, I put a lot of effort into planning this trip
00:23:00And I would like if we could at least relax
00:23:02And try to connect, enjoy ourselves, appreciate where we are
00:23:06Ow!
00:23:12Cameras?
00:23:13What the hell?
00:23:14What?
00:23:15They're where I work at Urban Outfitters?
00:23:16Alright, those cameras aren't even on
00:23:18People just see them and are less likely to steal
00:23:20Do you see any ironic coffee table books for sale here?
00:23:24Because I don't
00:23:26Dougie isn't warding off shoplifters
00:23:27He's watching us get his rocks off
00:23:29He's not camped out in front of the monitor
00:23:30With his hands down his pants
00:23:32He's nice
00:23:33No, no
00:23:36I'm not staying here all night
00:23:38And being one of Dougie's cheese-eating cam girls, okay?
00:23:40I'm going to a bar
00:23:42All night at a bar?
00:23:43Yeah
00:23:43Shh, shh
00:23:44Thing is though, if it's loud
00:23:47We won't really be able to talk
00:23:49We talk all day
00:23:52I know, that's a good point
00:23:55Yeah, let's go to a bar
00:23:58Yeah
00:24:01This place has really changed
00:24:03It used to get packed
00:24:05I saw this pottery place in town
00:24:07And they have a morning class that teaches you how to make little bowls for your keys
00:24:10I kind of was hoping we'd sleep in
00:24:11Yeah, it's not till 7
00:24:12Okay, cheers to this weekend
00:24:15Thank you for planning it
00:24:16Um, as you know, we've had so many great memories here as friends
00:24:21And we've crossed so many milestones together
00:24:24And I thought it would be the perfect place to come to cross one more
00:24:28And I think that it's the most important thing we do if we are able to flourish together
00:24:34Like two roses
00:24:35Two best friend, I guess, roses
00:24:37Who, um
00:24:39Uh, can I get a beer, please?
00:24:40Yeah
00:24:40That guy?
00:24:42Real hot
00:24:42Who?
00:24:43The helmet guy
00:24:44Uh, okay, not why we're here
00:24:47Um, okay, so I was saying
00:24:49We, we have crossed so many milestones together here as friends
00:24:53He looks like Dennis Fuller
00:24:54Oh, Dennis Fuller, another loser
00:24:56Should we go talk to him?
00:24:58I, I'm in the middle of saying something, okay?
00:25:01Um
00:25:01You gonna pick that up?
00:25:07I'm gonna call him back
00:25:08Uh, I, I'm gonna be quick
00:25:14Don't move
00:25:14Sorry, uh, had to get to a quiet place
00:25:22Delaney dragged me to a bar
00:25:23You're not celebrating?
00:25:26Celebrating?
00:25:26The proposal
00:25:27Katie?
00:25:29Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:25:31It cut, it cut out for a sec
00:25:32Um, not, yeah, not yet
00:25:34You said that you would tell her by tonight
00:25:36No, no, I know
00:25:37I, I was, I was just about to when you called
00:25:38Well, Zaria sent over some invitation samples
00:25:41And she said we should pick one by next week
00:25:43Okay, yeah, sounds good
00:25:45I'll send you some photos
00:25:46And then you can decide
00:25:47Or I can decide
00:25:49To send me photos on the back
00:25:50Uh, whichever
00:25:51Okay
00:25:52I'll catch you later
00:25:53Love you
00:25:54Bye
00:25:54Bye
00:25:54Checking in?
00:25:59All right
00:25:59You gotta check in
00:26:00I'm the social chair for Sigma Nu
00:26:02So I got to plan this bachelor party
00:26:04For my almost bro-in-law
00:26:05And I always go big
00:26:07Last month
00:26:07We had a naughty nuns
00:26:09And a frisky friars party
00:26:11Friars are like ball priests
00:26:12Tell me, what do you do?
00:26:13Uh, finance
00:26:14Okay, humble
00:26:16Do you follow crypto?
00:26:18Because he, he, he created Apex coin
00:26:20Uh, GQ did vote at one of their up-and-coming coins of the year this year
00:26:24But it's not a big deal
00:26:25Oh my god
00:26:26Anybody can make this low itty b coin
00:26:28Nobody
00:26:28Oh, so sorry
00:26:29Sorry
00:26:30Hi
00:26:30Hey
00:26:30Um, I'm Katie
00:26:32Hey
00:26:32Kaylee, oh my god
00:26:34You look exactly like my twins
00:26:35Look at them
00:26:36Is Apex coin funding any strippers this weekend?
00:26:42I don't pay for intimate experiences
00:26:43I do
00:26:44I wanted one real bad
00:26:46I found one on a line that's so mean to you
00:26:48Sorry about him
00:26:49The legend himself
00:26:51It's Charlie
00:26:52Delaney
00:26:53Katie
00:26:54Nice to meet you
00:26:55Katie
00:26:55Again
00:26:56Do you think it was a bad idea to have a college junior play in my classroom party?
00:27:00Uh, we're actually probably gonna head out
00:27:02Oh, would you actually mind opening these for us?
00:27:07All good
00:27:07I got it
00:27:08Oh, no
00:27:09P-p-p-p-p-p-p-party flops
00:27:11Ha
00:27:12Yeah
00:27:13You didn't want to use your party pop?
00:27:16You
00:27:16Thank you
00:27:18One beer and we go
00:27:19One beer and we go
00:27:22Let's go
00:27:40Yeah, let's fucking go
00:27:42I'm gonna fire up some tunes
00:27:44That smells fucking awful
00:27:50Oh my god
00:27:51That smells so bad
00:27:51Wait
00:27:52I didn't smell anything
00:27:53I didn't
00:27:54What's it smell like?
00:27:57Yo
00:27:58Did anybody see a dog walk through here?
00:28:03Bottle opener on the bottom of a shoe?
00:28:05Stop smiling
00:28:06Stop
00:28:07I don't know what kind of moron walks through dog shit and has no idea
00:28:11You didn't even know how to get strippers for a bachelor party
00:28:13Well, not all guys like strippers
00:28:14That one I get
00:28:15Yeah, totally
00:28:16John really doesn't
00:28:17Okay
00:28:17John actually doesn't
00:28:19Because he has a sister
00:28:20He does?
00:28:21You've hung out with her like three times
00:28:23All right
00:28:24Will you open the door?
00:28:30You have the key
00:28:30You have the key
00:28:31No
00:28:33I have the key?
00:28:35You wanted to carry it
00:28:36I have the key
00:28:36I don't have the key
00:28:39Where'd it go?
00:28:41It might have fallen out of my pocket
00:28:43Why can't you carry a purse?
00:28:44I'm sorry
00:28:45I need to brush my teeth
00:28:46We can go back to the bar and look for them?
00:28:47No
00:28:48You know what we have to do?
00:28:51No
00:28:51Yeah
00:28:52Sorry again, doggy
00:28:55Oh, that's fine
00:28:56I was only asleep for an hour
00:28:57Okay, good
00:28:58Oh, sorry
00:28:59Just pop those off for me
00:29:01Oh
00:29:02Yeah
00:29:02Sorry
00:29:03Just the rules
00:29:04Thank you
00:29:07I just forgot
00:29:08That's fine
00:29:09I love those flats
00:29:11Oh, sorry
00:29:15Before you go back down to the basement
00:29:20What's the deal with the cameras?
00:29:22Oh my gosh
00:29:23I had to up my security after a nightmare renter
00:29:25Ever heard of a home birth?
00:29:30But the cameras don't actually record
00:29:32Oh no, they're the real deal
00:29:33Yeah
00:29:34No audio, of course
00:29:36Because you need a permit for that
00:29:37And no cameras in the bedrooms or bathrooms
00:29:41This was all in the
00:29:42In the welcome email
00:29:43Yeah
00:29:44Was it just a quick skim?
00:29:45Because we can pop a squat
00:29:47And look things over if you want
00:29:48Oh, no
00:29:49We should not pop any squats
00:29:50We'd like to go to bed
00:29:52And we'd like to watch TV
00:29:54Alone
00:29:55Do you guys know how to work the Roku?
00:29:56Yes
00:29:57Yes
00:29:58I saw that in the binder
00:29:59She saw the
00:30:00I cracked myself up
00:30:03I don't have a Roku
00:30:05It was a trick question
00:30:06You fell right into my trap
00:30:08I'm really gonna need you to do a refresher of the rules after I leave
00:30:12Okay?
00:30:15Gonna need a verbal K from both of you
00:30:17And while I'm at it
00:30:27Why don't I throw us all in a group text
00:30:29Just in case of emergencies
00:30:31Katie, I have your digits
00:30:32But, um...
00:30:34Delaney?
00:30:35Delaney?
00:30:58What time is it?
00:30:59It's early
00:31:00It's really early
00:31:03I go back to bed
00:31:04I'm gonna, um...
00:31:12I'm gonna go get us coffees
00:31:14It's a matter of privacy, Otto
00:31:36I think it's a little weird for your friend's wife to post something before I, the bride, have posted anything, you know?
00:31:43I mean...
00:31:43But you told Delaney, right?
00:31:45Yes, yes, I...
00:31:47I told her we were engaged, I...
00:31:49Okay, I will ask them to take it down
00:31:51Okay
00:31:51Yeah
00:31:52Yeah, I just don't want it up there
00:31:53Okay
00:31:54I gotta go
00:31:55Yeah
00:31:55Alright, I love you, bye
00:31:57Hey
00:31:59Hey
00:31:59Hi
00:32:01Hi
00:32:01Hi
00:32:02I almost didn't recognize you without the dog shit on your cup
00:32:05Oh
00:32:05That's funny
00:32:07Too soon
00:32:08I, um, sorry, I overheard you on the phone, I didn't realize you were a bride
00:32:13Yeah
00:32:16Yeah
00:32:16Yeah
00:32:17Congratulations
00:32:18Thank you, thank you
00:32:20It's, um, it's really recent, um, and I'm really, really excited
00:32:26I just need to figure out, um, I haven't told my best friend yet, uh, Delaney, who you met last night
00:32:33So I just need to, you know, figure stuff out, so
00:32:36What, she doesn't like him?
00:32:38Uh, you know, I mean, she's, she's not the most emotive person, so it can be, it can be, it was hard to tell in the beginning, but yeah, she likes him
00:32:44She does, yeah, she does like him
00:32:47Yeah
00:32:47Now say it one more time, but I want you to really mean it
00:32:49She, she does like him, so
00:32:50Look, a few of my friends weren't that happy for me when I got engaged
00:32:55I think they're just freaked out that they think your fiancé's gonna hijack your life and they're never gonna see you again
00:33:01I know, which is crazy
00:33:02One of them just straight up stopped inviting me places because he said I don't know how to hang anymore
00:33:07Not that that's gonna happen to you
00:33:10I think
00:33:10No, no, I know, um, yeah
00:33:14Okay, good luck with, you know, enjoy your coffee
00:33:18Yeah
00:33:19Bye
00:33:19You're up, what time is it?
00:33:29Time to get up
00:33:30Cold brew, there you go
00:33:32It's beautiful out, by the way
00:33:34Where's my phone?
00:33:35Our phones are tucked away safely in the kitchen drawer
00:33:38Why?
00:33:40Because today is about having fun without distractions
00:33:43We're gonna float around untethered to technology just like when we were little
00:33:47What happened to pottery?
00:33:49We're not going to pottery
00:33:50We're gonna be wild, crazy, spontaneous
00:33:53We are going off the grid
00:33:55You think there's a love back there?
00:34:01What's following you?
00:34:01I'm following you
00:34:02Why? I'm left-brained
00:34:04No, I'm left-brained
00:34:06Which one's the one that's bad at math?
00:34:08Because you're that one
00:34:08That's very rude
00:34:10You know, what's rude is those are my sneakers and you're wearing them and you didn't ask me
00:34:14Katie?
00:34:15Gwen!
00:34:16Oh my god, hi!
00:34:18I'm Delaney
00:34:18Hey, Gwen
00:34:20Oh my god, wow, you two hanging out
00:34:23It's like stepping back into 2008 again
00:34:26I love it
00:34:28You have a baby
00:34:32Congratulations
00:34:33Yeah, Max, but she's a girl
00:34:35She's amazing
00:34:36She's such a great eater
00:34:38She sleeps 8 to 8
00:34:39Wow, that's awesome
00:34:40Are you here for the weekend?
00:34:41Oh no, my partner and I, we live here full-time
00:34:43Yeah, we moved away from the city, which was super scary
00:34:45But you know, I love it
00:34:46Wait, did I say that you got married?
00:34:48Uh, no, no
00:34:50Oh, you know what?
00:34:51I'm thinking about the other Katie in your grade
00:34:53Yeah, the other Katie
00:34:54She had her wedding featured on Nautical Nuptials
00:34:56Amazing
00:34:57Wow
00:34:58Well, what are you up to today?
00:35:00We're probably just gonna grab some food at the deli, actually, in town
00:35:04Oh my god, their locks is what got me through my second trimester
00:35:08Just the craziest cravings with this little one
00:35:10You know, pistachios, fish, cottage cheese, butt stuff, whatever
00:35:14You name it, I had it
00:35:15Oh, crazy idea alert
00:35:17But we're actually having a BBQ at mine today
00:35:19You should come
00:35:20Is it a party?
00:35:21It's a BBQ
00:35:22Yeah
00:35:23Come
00:35:24Oh
00:35:27Sorry, we just, we get it a little crazy on the weekends
00:35:34Well, I mean, as, you know, crazy as we can with a little one
00:35:37So, what is it you do, Theo?
00:35:43I'm a filmmaker
00:35:44Yeah, I'm commercials
00:35:47Yeah, he just got back from Tokyo
00:35:49Oh, wow
00:35:50You know, I hear Japan's amazing
00:35:52What commercial were you shooting?
00:35:54Um, just nothing
00:35:54Sweetie, just don't tell them
00:35:58Oh, he's being so modest
00:36:00He's being modest
00:36:01He was shooting a watch commercial
00:36:03With Brad Pitt and Natalie Portman
00:36:06Oh, wow
00:36:07Uh, that's, that's so cool
00:36:09Did you get to meet them?
00:36:10The celebrities?
00:36:12Yeah, that's not really why I do it, though
00:36:14No, of course not
00:36:18Yeah
00:36:19Oh, hello
00:36:21Oh, hi
00:36:22Oh, no, careful
00:36:24She, she can bite
00:36:25Oh
00:36:25She does?
00:36:26Uh, well, yeah, I guess she really likes you
00:36:29Um, true, I've never seen her do that with anyone but me
00:36:32Nerd, why don't you, why don't you come here, come on
00:36:35Come on, come on
00:36:36Hey, come on
00:36:37Nerd
00:36:38I think, um, yeah, I think it's your turn, Daddy
00:36:43You know, I'm pretty sure I read in the book that it's better to let him cry it out, right?
00:36:47No, that's for, um, when we're putting her to sleep, babe
00:36:49Yes, well, and nappies
00:36:51No, no, no, not just nappies
00:36:53Oh
00:36:53No, she wants, she wants to come here
00:36:55Come on
00:36:55Yeah, I want to, ah, yeah
00:36:57Yeah, okay
00:36:58Oh
00:36:58Oh
00:36:59You know what, we're gonna look after the child as well
00:37:02Come on
00:37:03Yeah
00:37:04Just excuse me, okay
00:37:05No, that's okay
00:37:06Okay
00:37:07I'm very worried about the dog
00:37:10I'm sorry, okay, I felt bad
00:37:14I saw them wandering the neighborhood
00:37:15Looking wrongingly at all these families
00:37:18What were they supposed to do?
00:37:19They used to always invite strangers into this house
00:37:21First it was the kitten in the garage
00:37:23Now it's these spinsters from your past
00:37:26Baby, we have a child
00:37:29We do?
00:37:30Wow, I just forgot about the 46 hours of labor and my torn anus
00:37:34Oh
00:37:35The chatty one is hiding something
00:37:36And I know that you don't care
00:37:38But the new keeps on fiddling with Noodle
00:37:40I want them gone
00:37:41I want my life back
00:37:42Ladies, I couldn't find you
00:37:49I want them to find any weed but some ketamine
00:37:51Fuck
00:37:53Ow
00:37:57Ow
00:37:58Ow
00:38:00Ow, it hit my spine
00:38:02Ow
00:38:03Oh my god
00:38:06Since when is petting a dog weird?
00:38:09It's not like I was only petting tail
00:38:10I'm serious
00:38:11Okay, well I'm not hiding anything
00:38:14They're just freaking nuts
00:38:15Whatever, that's the most excitement they've seen in months
00:38:17So
00:38:17Yeah
00:38:18Our partner just shot a commercial with Brad Pitt
00:38:20But I hear you
00:38:22Yeah, they clearly hate each other
00:38:23Hate each other, maybe they're a little tired
00:38:25Just had a baby
00:38:26Or maybe they were in love and then they had the baby
00:38:29And now they hate each other
00:38:31That's real nice
00:38:32I'm sorry, that's the reason I don't want kids
00:38:34Alright, I know you want kids
00:38:36I mean it, I don't want kids
00:38:39Okay, you don't mean that, don't say that
00:38:42Um, I do mean it, I don't want kids
00:38:45Delaney, you don't mean that
00:38:47Stop
00:38:48Can we not have this conversation?
00:38:51Because that really put a damper on my entire day
00:38:53Yes, okay, sorry
00:38:54Um
00:38:55Okay, what do you want to do?
00:39:01Follow me, okay?
00:39:02Okay
00:39:02Turn up the stereo
00:39:09Till everything right goes
00:39:17Life is a disco
00:39:23I'm gonna get this with my name on it
00:39:26And she's gonna get this with her name on it
00:39:29What's the other 2%?
00:39:33Um, Carol Beagle?
00:39:35I'm gonna get this with my name on it
00:39:39Up in the window
00:39:42Get back in the sand
00:39:48This ain't no ghetto
00:39:55You're on the payroll
00:40:02No
00:40:03No
00:40:05No
00:40:07Yeah, they're very humble
00:40:18Let me grow, let me cry
00:40:25I'm all mine
00:40:28I'm all mine
00:40:34Really?
00:40:38Yes, he cuts his toenails
00:40:39In the car
00:40:39That's a good thing
00:40:40No
00:40:40Shots!
00:40:42Keep it going all-nighter
00:40:44Oh, hi, Kyle
00:40:46You sure you're allowed back in here?
00:40:49Dude, I'm so embarrassed
00:40:53How can we make this up to you?
00:40:55Um, I guess one of you could eat some dog shit
00:40:57Shit, I'll do it
00:40:59No, I'll do it
00:41:00I'll do it
00:41:02I'm so sorry that we keep subjecting you to this
00:41:04Let's just do a round of fireball shots
00:41:07For everyone
00:41:09You like fireball?
00:41:13I love fireball
00:41:14Let's fucking go
00:41:17What is with who?
00:41:23What's up, Kaylee?
00:41:24Oh my god, dude
00:41:25I gotta go to the bathroom
00:41:27Well, we've been having so much fun
00:41:29It's been hard to find the right time to tell her
00:41:32Right
00:41:32But more importantly, as soon as you tell her
00:41:35It's gonna be weird
00:41:36Uh, yeah, that too
00:41:38Alright, then don't think about it
00:41:40And just have fun
00:41:41I can't not think about it
00:41:43She is going to find out
00:41:46Mm-hmm
00:41:46Oh my god, you're so stressed
00:41:50I know, I know
00:41:51I can feel your heart beating in your chest
00:41:54I know
00:41:55I know
00:41:56Well, my fiancé wants to try for kids as soon as we get married
00:42:00So this will be the last time I see my friends for the next 18 years
00:42:05That's so sad
00:42:08I know
00:42:09Don't say that
00:42:10I agree
00:42:10The fact is that we're getting older
00:42:12And we're not gonna have a lot more weekends like this
00:42:14We're not 80 years old
00:42:15This is not your last hurrah
00:42:17Do you know what a bachelor party is?
00:42:19By definition, it is a last hurrah
00:42:20I think you're being dramatic
00:42:21I don't think so
00:42:23Maybe we get another drink?
00:42:28Yes
00:42:28Is that an awful idea?
00:42:29No, it's a good idea
00:42:30Okay, twist your arm?
00:42:32Twist my arm
00:42:33I don't really do the whole American idealization of excess, super-sized thing
00:42:37Well, except when it comes to real estate
00:42:38Because tiny homes scare me
00:42:40Oh
00:42:42Beijing
00:42:44Hold those
00:42:45Thank you
00:42:46What's his deal?
00:42:50Oh, he's a good dude
00:42:52And he's, like, low-key rich now, too
00:42:54But he only dates models
00:42:55Sorry
00:42:56Hey, um
00:42:57Are you single?
00:43:01Yeah, I'm single
00:43:01Same
00:43:03I mean, me and my boys have, like, a strict no-dating policy for junior year
00:43:07I love that
00:43:08I wish my friends got that
00:43:10Can we put in a good word with, uh, Tommy?
00:43:14Like to date?
00:43:15No
00:43:15I'll like to smash
00:43:17Yeah, I'll just smash
00:43:18Yeah, I'll ask him
00:43:21Less of an asking, more of a temperature check
00:43:23Just check it out for me
00:43:25It's my mission to get you kissing
00:43:27Oh!
00:43:29Phil, Tommy
00:43:30Family fireball shots
00:43:32Oh, fuck
00:43:34Cheers
00:43:36Oh, fuck
00:43:54Oh, fuck
00:43:55I forgot to vote
00:43:56Guys, there's nothing open
00:43:58We really don't need to force the night
00:44:00No, no, no
00:44:01We said all-nighter
00:44:03We did
00:44:04I feel like Tommy and Delaney still need to clap cheeks
00:44:07What are you talking about?
00:44:09Nothing, he's drunk
00:44:10Ignore him
00:44:10Well, we would invite you back to the Pelican Palace bar
00:44:13Uh, but
00:44:14It is, I've been told
00:44:15An out-of-order vending machine in the parking lot
00:44:19Mm
00:44:19So
00:44:19That's correct
00:44:21They can't host
00:44:22Do you
00:44:22You guys, should we just call it?
00:44:26Yes
00:44:26No, no, let's go to ours
00:44:28What about Dougie?
00:44:32No
00:44:32We'll be quiet
00:44:34Sorry
00:44:38This is the only room in the house without cameras
00:44:41I have cash
00:44:42Yeah, I think, uh
00:44:43I think I should probably take Phil home
00:44:45No
00:44:45No
00:44:46You should stay here
00:44:48Charlie and Katie, they'll be back any second
00:44:51Chill
00:44:51I'm friends with Danny
00:44:52Or
00:44:52We could play a game
00:44:54You guys ever heard of
00:44:56Twister?
00:44:57Oh, man
00:44:58The beta thighs brought it to, uh
00:45:01The hockey house last spring
00:45:03No, uh, seriously
00:45:05I told Phil's wife I'd watch him
00:45:06I think it's time for us to go, Phil
00:45:08I'm good
00:45:09Chill
00:45:09Come on, we'll go back to the hotel
00:45:11I think we should get Phil coffee
00:45:12Phil, do you want a coffee?
00:45:13Don't fucking touch me
00:45:14All right, yeah, let's get Phil coffee
00:45:17Is that okay?
00:45:19Yeah, go get me fucking coffee and get out of here
00:45:22Great, let's get Phil coffee
00:45:23Bye
00:45:24This guy fucking thinks he knows what it's like to fucking live in a house with three women
00:45:28No offense, you're awesome
00:45:30Ooh, a smooth banana IPA
00:45:33That could be your wedding drink
00:45:36Like your bride signature cocktail
00:45:38I'm not doing any of that stuff
00:45:39Right, because you're, like, cool bride
00:45:43Yes, yes, that's right
00:45:45What's your signature cocktail?
00:45:47Well, I'm a cool groom
00:45:48So, I can't do that
00:45:50Oh
00:45:50You might actually be too cool of a groom
00:45:53If it takes you seven years to propose
00:45:56Look, love happens in its own time
00:45:59Oh, right
00:46:00It's, you know, I don't make the timetable
00:46:02Love makes the timetable
00:46:03And that's what you told her?
00:46:04Yeah
00:46:04Yes, that's what I told her
00:46:05And how much time did that buy you?
00:46:07Seven years
00:46:08Ah, ah, ah
00:46:10I see
00:46:11What?
00:46:13Made you wait so long?
00:46:15I just wasn't sure
00:46:16About your fiance?
00:46:18About any of it
00:46:19I just
00:46:19I just didn't know if that's what I wanted
00:46:22You know, I just think
00:46:23It's this thing that we all think we're supposed to do
00:46:25Because everybody else does it
00:46:26But we never stop and ask ourselves if it's what we actually want
00:46:30And then I realized that I did want it
00:46:33And I do want kids
00:46:34And that eventually I just had to get out of my own way
00:46:38And find somebody that I liked
00:46:40And use good judgment
00:46:41And be smart
00:46:42And just, you know, pick them and be happy
00:46:47So romantic
00:46:49I don't care if you don't think it's romantic
00:46:51It's honest
00:46:52And honesty is what sustains a marriage
00:46:55It's not romance
00:46:56I mean, you actually don't think that there's one person for everyone?
00:47:03I'm sorry, you can't be serious
00:47:05What?
00:47:06One person for everyone?
00:47:07No, of course not
00:47:08I think there are millions of people that we can connect with
00:47:11It's just a matter of when you meet them
00:47:13We're not marrying these people because of timing
00:47:15Don't say we're marrying them because of soulmates
00:47:19Because I'll leave you here with those beers
00:47:21We are marrying them because we love them
00:47:27Yes
00:47:29I mean, right?
00:47:33I said yes
00:47:34I, you're not selling me
00:47:37Do you know?
00:47:38That's not my job
00:47:39Oh
00:47:39This coffee expired six years ago
00:47:42Coffee doesn't expire
00:47:44I got cash money, baby girl
00:47:46Remember that stuff from the 90s?
00:47:48We'll give it some tap water, okay?
00:47:49Or like Windex or something
00:47:50Would you like to share a glass of wine?
00:47:52What?
00:47:54Someone found a speaker
00:47:55Connect
00:47:57No, I have to conserve my battery for the Uber so we can leave
00:48:00You remember leaving?
00:48:01You can use my phone for the music
00:48:03No offense, but you probably don't have my kind of music on your phone, so
00:48:07What kind of music do you like?
00:48:09House
00:48:09But a very specific kind of house
00:48:11I like specific house
00:48:12Oh my God
00:48:13Just listen to your music, okay?
00:48:16Put on your phone
00:48:16I'm fine
00:48:17Are you?
00:48:17Put on your phone, I'm fine
00:48:19Oh, Tommy
00:48:20I'm coming, Tommy
00:48:23I'm gonna make two glasses of wine still for
00:48:31If anyone wants to stay and drink it with me
00:48:34Delaney, can you fire for some pizzas, hon?
00:49:03For the guys, at least
00:49:06I mean, I'm happy to host this
00:49:08Yeah, you don't seem anxious about it at all
00:49:10Well, I'm just, I'm a little worried
00:49:12If I get a bad review, that is on you
00:49:14What is with you in this review?
00:49:15Are you in some sort of legal bind?
00:49:17No, no, but
00:49:19I will write you a comment if they give you a shitty review
00:49:22Oh, oh
00:49:22You know
00:49:23Thank you
00:49:24Um
00:49:24We can just go back to my hotel
00:49:26If you want
00:49:28I mean, just say the word
00:49:30Charlie, I can't
00:49:33I'm engaged
00:49:35You know, I
00:49:36Trust me
00:49:38I feel it too
00:49:42But there's not
00:49:43I'm sorry, I meant like
00:49:45I meant all of us would go back to my hotel
00:49:48Like
00:49:49Instead of you hosting here
00:49:51Just because you seemed anxious about it
00:49:53Yeah, no
00:49:53I'm
00:49:54I'm so sorry
00:49:56Um, just because we'd been flirting
00:49:58So I thought that you were
00:49:59I wasn't suggesting that you and I would go back alone to my hotel
00:50:02I hope I wasn't giving off that impression
00:50:05I mean, did you think the friendly banter meant that I was gonna like
00:50:09Cheat on my fiance?
00:50:11No
00:50:11No
00:50:12I got it
00:50:20Okay
00:50:21That's a fad, dude
00:50:23Delaney, what the fuck are you doing?
00:50:28We said we'd stay in the bedroom
00:50:29Delaney
00:50:30Phil, buddy, time to go
00:50:32Finally, yeah, let's go
00:50:34No
00:50:34Stay
00:50:35You can go to my room
00:50:36I'll make it fun
00:50:37No
00:50:38No, thanks
00:50:39Is it because I'm not a model?
00:50:40No, because I don't share a genuine connection with you
00:50:43And it feels weird to lead you on
00:50:44Oh, fuck you
00:50:45You know, I came here to celebrate an important time in Charlie's life
00:50:49I tried to politely keep my distance so I could spend time with my friends
00:50:52Who I never see
00:50:53But you inserted yourself into our plants
00:50:55And put us all in a very weird situation
00:50:58So honestly, fuck you, Delaney
00:51:00No
00:51:00No
00:51:02No, no, no
00:51:03Fuck you, Tommy
00:51:04Fuck you
00:51:06Because that
00:51:07That's the dopest girl that I've ever met
00:51:09And you may not get her
00:51:12But I do
00:51:14I think I love you
00:51:24What?
00:51:26What are you talking about?
00:51:34What?
00:51:35No, no, no, no, no
00:51:36What is going on here?
00:51:38Who are these people?
00:51:39Mom's house?
00:51:41Can you not?
00:51:41On the art?
00:51:42I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:51:43They are about to leave
00:51:44Additional guests?
00:51:46Shoes inside?
00:51:47Alcohol?
00:51:48You agreed to the rules
00:51:51I know, I know
00:51:51I'm sorry
00:51:52There were a lot of rules
00:51:53And honestly, no alcohol is crazy
00:51:55So
00:51:56Yeah, because I don't want to relapse again
00:51:58I'm two years sober
00:51:59What is wrong with you people?
00:52:01This is my house
00:52:02It kills me that I have to rent this out
00:52:05But with my mom's leftover medical bills
00:52:07I don't really have
00:52:08Really?
00:52:14I'm not going to not do the coke
00:52:16Hi
00:52:18Hi
00:52:20We're here for Big Dick Phil
00:52:22Oh my god
00:52:24I'm him
00:52:25Phil, please tell me that you didn't hire
00:52:28Delaney said I could
00:52:29I said he could
00:52:30Because guess what?
00:52:31All guys like strippers, Katie
00:52:33Even your lover, Charlie
00:52:34Okay, well, he's not my lover
00:52:36I mean, you have been eye-fucking her all week, dude
00:52:39See?
00:52:40Whoa
00:52:40What about my sister?
00:52:43Let's not chill
00:52:44What are you talking about?
00:52:45She's engaged
00:52:46You knew?
00:52:52Charlie knew
00:52:53Hey, we're drunk, okay?
00:52:55Let's not talk about this right now
00:52:57You don't want to talk about
00:52:58How you hid your engagement from me
00:53:00For an entire weekend?
00:53:01Can you stop?
00:53:02How you put our phones in a kitchen drawer?
00:53:05Stop
00:53:05You're a psycho
00:53:06Hey, you're a fucking bitch
00:53:07Okay, this is just sad
00:53:10I can't dance here
00:53:11Same
00:53:12Friendship stuff is super triggering
00:53:14Yeah
00:53:15Okay
00:53:24I got another girl
00:53:26But it'll take her 45 minutes to get here
00:53:28Get out!
00:53:29You get out?
00:53:30You're a pervert
00:53:34You filmed us
00:53:36Pervert
00:53:38Pervert
00:53:39Pervert
00:53:40Pervert
00:53:41Pervert
00:53:42Pervert
00:53:44Pervert
00:53:44You're creepy
00:53:46You don't treat guests this way
00:53:50Everywhere's closed, Delaney
00:53:54I'm not talking to you
00:53:55Okay
00:53:55Okay, but nowhere's open
00:53:56You don't know everything
00:53:57Oh, hello
00:54:05I'll have one pizza
00:54:09For one person
00:54:11I can go home
00:54:14He said it's going to be five minutes, so
00:54:18Didn't want to know what type of pizza
00:54:20I always hear pepperoni
00:54:22And they always know, so
00:54:23Yeah, I didn't hear a credit card number
00:54:25I'm paying cash for stuff
00:54:27Tommy took my charger into his room
00:54:56And I know, but
00:54:59All right, well
00:55:01Kyle's also not exactly the most reliable narrator
00:55:04I can't
00:55:08Look, I'm going to be home in a few hours
00:55:11No, I'm here
00:55:15No, my service is fine
00:55:20I'll be home in a few hours
00:55:22And then we can talk, okay?
00:55:23Okay
00:55:23Ready
00:55:33Ready
00:55:33Great
00:55:34Four hours and 37 minutes to destination
00:55:38Okay
00:55:57Okay
00:55:57Now, okay
00:55:57Yeah
00:55:58Okay
00:56:00Yep
00:56:01Yeah
00:56:01Okay
00:56:02So
00:56:02I love you.
00:56:32Can you please talk about last night?
00:56:37About what?
00:56:40All of it. I mean...
00:56:43Do you remember any of it?
00:56:46I know you can black out big chunks when you drink like that.
00:56:53I remember that you lied to me about getting engaged. I remember that.
00:56:58I tried to tell you.
00:57:00That first night, I had this whole thing planned.
00:57:02It's the whole reason we did the trip.
00:57:05You lied to me all weekend.
00:57:08No, I tried to tell you all weekend.
00:57:11Another lie. That's great.
00:57:14Why do you always lie?
00:57:15Honestly, you lie to me all the time.
00:57:16I'm not a liar. It's just really hard to be honest with you.
00:57:20I mean, you hate everything.
00:57:22You hate everyone.
00:57:23I don't hate everyone.
00:57:25Admit you hate John.
00:57:25Admit it.
00:57:28You've never liked him.
00:57:29You roll your eyes when you talk.
00:57:30You don't laugh at his jokes.
00:57:31I don't know why he's so sweet, but you have always hated him.
00:57:34I hate how boring he makes you.
00:57:35Boring?
00:57:36Why? Because I don't want to babysit your fucking benders.
00:57:38At least I'm not stuck in some sad routine.
00:57:41I'm not sad. I'm happy.
00:57:43You look happy.
00:57:45Why don't you call it?
00:57:47I'm serious.
00:57:47Why don't you leave the city?
00:57:49Go drown your personality in white wine with Gwen.
00:57:52That sounds better than staying here and wasting it with you one weekend at a time.
00:57:58Why don't you try caring about something?
00:58:01Why don't you try making a fucking effort?
00:58:04Why don't you grow up?
00:58:08I am growing up!
00:58:08You still do cocaine!
00:58:10Doing cocaine is fun, Katie!
00:58:11Okay.
00:58:12Yeah, well, maybe we're too different now.
00:58:18Yeah.
00:58:18Maybe we are.
00:58:25Get out.
00:58:26Hey, there she is.
00:58:35How you doing?
00:58:36You feeling okay?
00:58:37Yeah.
00:58:37Let's go right in the shower.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:38How to guess?
00:58:51How to guess?
00:58:55I keep the hurt I'd rather feel
00:58:59And watch the shadow from my knees
00:59:06There are two pigs, okay?
00:59:14And they're in the same pit of mud
00:59:15And the wife pig turns over to the husband pig
00:59:18And she says,
00:59:19Have you seen Farmer Joe's pants lately?
00:59:28Why would you cancel?
00:59:30The husband goes,
00:59:31Oh, that's so funny.
00:59:32I thought he said pork chop.
00:59:36We're not near that place we know
00:59:41Thank you so much, Edward.
00:59:46It's time.
00:59:54Oops.
00:59:55Did a thing.
00:59:56Officially secured Series B Fundy
00:59:59for my startup.
01:00:02How do you think posted that?
01:00:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, um...
01:00:07Elon Musk.
01:00:10Uh, no, no.
01:00:11It's someone we know.
01:00:13Oh, oh, uh...
01:00:14I give up.
01:00:19Okay.
01:00:20No, it was Diane's date from New Year's.
01:00:23No, I don't, I don't, I don't even think I've met her.
01:00:26Oh, is she friends with Delaney?
01:00:28Speaking of which, is Delaney coming to dinner this weekend?
01:00:33I don't think so.
01:00:35Why?
01:00:36Well, we're gonna fight.
01:00:38The two of you are fighting?
01:00:40Yeah.
01:00:41That's maybe never happened in the history of the world.
01:00:44Yeah.
01:00:44It happened.
01:00:44Um, it's very dumb.
01:00:46It was about the engagement.
01:00:48Oh.
01:00:49I, so I never actually told her.
01:00:52She found out on my phone and went ballistic and got wasted.
01:00:56Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean you didn't, you didn't tell her that...
01:00:58I mean, remember I tried and you called, so I couldn't really.
01:01:01And then I tried later that night and it got extremely weird.
01:01:03No, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't do that.
01:01:07I let you wait until the perfect moment to tell her how you wanted to tell her.
01:01:12And you said you would do that on the trip.
01:01:13You told me you would handle that on the trip so we could start planning our wedding.
01:01:17I mean, you're a little obsessed with planning the wedding.
01:01:19Well, yeah, I want to celebrate our marriage with our family and our friends.
01:01:23No offense, I, I don't think you really get it.
01:01:25You know, I don't think you get me and Delaney exactly.
01:01:27I don't think you could.
01:01:28See, how do you, how do you say that?
01:01:30In fact, I've been nothing but accommodating to you and your friend.
01:01:34She has a drawer in our dresser.
01:01:36You said that was fun.
01:01:36It, it was.
01:01:38It is.
01:01:40But I just want to know when you're going to choose us, right?
01:01:44When, when you will stop bending our lives together for Delaney.
01:01:48It's not just Delaney.
01:01:50Hold on, no, no, no.
01:01:52What do you, what do you, what do you mean?
01:01:54You know, marriage can really change your life.
01:01:56And, and a lot of times it's for the better.
01:01:57Or, which I think will be, you know, our case.
01:02:00And I'm very excited, of course.
01:02:02But, there's just a lot of changes.
01:02:04Like, for example, you know, eventually we will probably want to move out of the city.
01:02:07And that's fine.
01:02:08And I'm, you know, we'll do that for you.
01:02:10And you go out there and then all of a sudden all your friends are married couples that moved out there too.
01:02:16And, and nobody knew you before you were a married couple.
01:02:18So, it's actually a bit like you didn't exist before you were part of a married couple.
01:02:22So, that's the new you.
01:02:23I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna stop you.
01:02:25I don't even know what to believe in the world.
01:02:29John!
01:02:34So, anyways, popcorn to Delaney.
01:02:37I didn't have any peaks this week.
01:02:39Well, a week of valleys finds time in our cal eventually.
01:02:45Everything okay?
01:02:46Yeah, it's, everything's okay.
01:02:49Delaney, we're here if you ever want to share, obviously.
01:02:51But you seem to hate peaks and valleys, so.
01:02:54I don't hate peaks and valleys.
01:02:56Really?
01:02:57Once you thought you were muted and you screamed fuck when we started playing the game.
01:03:02Okay, fine.
01:03:03Um, my valley was, my best friend, lied to me about getting engaged.
01:03:17What?
01:03:18Wow.
01:03:19Wow, that is a deep valley.
01:03:22Very deep.
01:03:24Okay, let's dive into this.
01:03:26Let's dive into this.
01:03:27Come on, we're here for you.
01:03:28Wow, your hair, I always pictured, pictured you as a blonde.
01:03:35Look at you!
01:03:37Okay, so wait, tell me everything.
01:03:38Who is this fiance?
01:03:39What's his name?
01:03:41John.
01:03:42Where's John from?
01:03:44Yep, John.
01:03:46The Midwest.
01:03:47What state?
01:03:48Minneapolis.
01:03:51Michigan or Minnesota, it's an M, I just, I can't remember right now.
01:03:56You seem like you must hate him.
01:03:58I don't hate him.
01:04:00I don't hate John.
01:04:01That's very nice.
01:04:02It's your best friend, so you're trying to be nice.
01:04:03But, like, what did he do?
01:04:04He obviously cheated.
01:04:06He obviously...
01:04:06He cheated.
01:04:07He did cheat, Alex.
01:04:08He cheated off again.
01:04:09John did not cheat.
01:04:10John's not a cheater.
01:04:11He's totally obsessed with her.
01:04:15But too obsessed, probably.
01:04:18No.
01:04:19No.
01:04:20No, to where it's, like, true crime.
01:04:23No.
01:04:25He treats her really well.
01:04:26He's a very good guy.
01:04:28So he treats her well?
01:04:32Yeah, he treats her well.
01:04:35Wait, and she, is she, like, happy with him?
01:04:42Yeah.
01:04:42Okay, wait, sorry for the disconnect here, but what's the problem?
01:04:49And the toy guy said that that's the most popular thing he sells.
01:04:52Yeah, no, the kids wanted one of these.
01:04:54I just got them a new globe, but never enough.
01:04:58So, where's John?
01:04:59I, his, uh, work thing.
01:05:01Oh, did he decide if he wanted the chicken or lamb skewers for the cocktail hour?
01:05:05Shoot.
01:05:05Uh, I'll ask him.
01:05:06I'm not sure.
01:05:07If you get that thing wet, it turns blue.
01:05:10So, he's rehabbing brittle hips after sundown?
01:05:13He's really burning the midnight oil.
01:05:16And, um, if you wanted to go back to red again, you just put it in the sun.
01:05:20Is there trouble in paradise?
01:05:23You can't hide from an empath, little sister.
01:05:26Um, Delaney and I got into a fight, and now John and I are in a bit of a fight about that fight.
01:05:35Of course.
01:05:36No, no, no.
01:05:36We all saw this coming.
01:05:38You know, you guys are emotionally stunted.
01:05:40Daria says you both have arrested development.
01:05:43I never said that.
01:05:44I'm sorry, you just happened to leave your notebook open to a page that said never individuated into adulthood.
01:05:48Did you find the key to my office again?
01:05:50It doesn't matter.
01:05:50Look, the medical fact is you guys are basically still kids who are clinging on to each other in the cafeteria of life.
01:05:56You're emotionally stunted.
01:06:00Oh, that's a very mature response, Katie.
01:06:02Do you see what I'm saying?
01:06:04You're stunted.
01:06:05It's so rich coming from you.
01:06:07Look, I'm sorry.
01:06:08I really hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but it might actually be time for you to grow up.
01:06:13We have all had to.
01:06:15Did we?
01:06:16I mean, did we all have to?
01:06:17You were, like, 40 years old, and you still blame everything on our parents.
01:06:21You're emotionally stunted, not me.
01:06:22Tell him, Daria.
01:06:23No, no, no, Daria.
01:06:24Tell her that she's narcissistic like Dad.
01:06:26Do you know that the DSM-5 defines narcissism as a personality disorder, right, Daria?
01:06:30A cluster B personality disorder, which I think we can both agree you have.
01:06:34I have a personality disorder?
01:06:36Oh, my God, you're delusional.
01:06:38You're literally medically delusional.
01:06:40You're certifiable.
01:06:41Daria, tell him.
01:06:42You have every symptom.
01:06:43Tell him.
01:06:43Tell him.
01:06:43Shut up!
01:06:45Just shut the fuck up!
01:06:50Today I listened to a man detail an intense reptilian fetish that's ruining his marriage.
01:06:58And I had to tell him, no, that's not weird.
01:07:01Do you want an iguana to act as a third?
01:07:04A girl ate rocks in front of me, and I had to tell a mother who told me that she lost her
01:07:13pregnancy.
01:07:15I had to promise her that she would get over it one day.
01:07:20Do you guys want a medical diagnosis?
01:07:23You are both ungrateful shits!
01:07:25I can't believe she said all that stuff about her patients.
01:07:42I mean, isn't that supposed to be, like, really private?
01:07:46Okay.
01:07:46I know we didn't have the ideal childhood, but you cannot keep using it as an excuse.
01:07:57I mean, come on.
01:07:59Can you be the adult for once?
01:08:03Can you help me for once?
01:08:08Things are going to be okay with John.
01:08:12I don't know, actually.
01:08:13Yeah, he's...
01:08:16He's really mad.
01:08:18People get mad, Katie.
01:08:22It's part of life, and it's going to be a long road if you walk around trying to make
01:08:25everything nice for everybody all the time.
01:08:27You've got to be honest.
01:08:30I know what Delaney means to you, and I know how much she was there for you when you were
01:08:36kids, and yes, I maybe thought that you were freaks, but what you had was special.
01:08:41You guys had a great run.
01:08:48So maybe it's okay that it's over.
01:08:52Sometimes the past can't last.
01:08:58Pass me to my poem journal.
01:08:59Hurry up.
01:09:01Quick, quick, quick, quick.
01:09:02Okay, I made a guest list.
01:09:06Pretty much everyone who's coming is cool except for, like, one other assistant from
01:09:09my office.
01:09:10Have I shown you her grid before?
01:09:13She posts so much emo shit.
01:09:15It's like, we get that you have cancer.
01:09:17Maybe she won't support.
01:09:20What?
01:09:21We're seeing it helps other people.
01:09:24Well, it doesn't help me.
01:09:25I meant other sick people.
01:09:28Right.
01:09:29Wait, how much do we hate Katie?
01:09:31Like, we haven't talked about this at all.
01:09:34Yeah.
01:09:35What she did wasn't great.
01:09:38You know what I always say.
01:09:39Hate motivates.
01:09:41Liking stuff, I can motivate too.
01:09:43No, liking stuff is for sheep.
01:09:46Plus, hating stuff is, like, our thing.
01:09:48We both know the whole world sucks.
01:09:50The whole world sucks?
01:09:52Yeah.
01:10:01I think I need to leave.
01:10:03I mean, same.
01:10:04This place is a shithole.
01:10:05Like, it's obviously a temporary situation.
01:10:08No.
01:10:09I just don't want to be around you anymore.
01:10:14I hate that we love to hate people.
01:10:17It makes me feel sick.
01:10:19And I want to feel good.
01:10:23I want to be happy.
01:10:25I want to be happy for other people.
01:10:26I want to be happy for my family.
01:10:28I want to be happy for my friends.
01:10:33But I don't know how to do that.
01:10:35I don't know how to be happy for people.
01:10:39Did you, like, write that in your notes app to say to me?
01:10:49That's so fucking lame, Delaney.
01:10:53Okay, bye.
01:10:58Just keep breathing.
01:11:00Oh, okay.
01:11:01Other side.
01:11:03One second.
01:11:04Sorry.
01:11:04Delaney.
01:11:10Hi.
01:11:11What happened?
01:11:12Is everyone okay?
01:11:14What?
01:11:14Yeah.
01:11:16Um...
01:11:17Then, um...
01:11:20Why are you here?
01:11:26Where are you from?
01:11:26Where are you from?
01:11:32Illinois.
01:11:34I knew that.
01:11:38Did you like it there in Illinois?
01:11:43Do you mind?
01:11:45Sure.
01:11:47What is it?
01:11:51What's this?
01:11:53Yeah.
01:11:54Yeah, I lived in Illinois pretty much my whole life.
01:12:01High school.
01:12:02College.
01:12:03Go Phoenixes.
01:12:05It was our college mascot.
01:12:07Yeah, my whole family went there.
01:12:08And I am so sorry that I didn't tell you that I was going to propose to Katie.
01:12:15It's okay.
01:12:18Probably made you hate me even more.
01:12:20I never hated you.
01:12:22I hated you existed.
01:12:24That was...
01:12:27I...
01:12:28Right.
01:12:30You never did anything wrong.
01:12:34I did everything to make it incredibly weird for you.
01:12:40And I'm really sorry.
01:12:42I'm really happy it's you.
01:12:53I will, uh, let you go back to work.
01:12:55Yeah, yeah.
01:12:58We're actually in a fight.
01:13:01She lied to me about telling you.
01:13:04And I just don't understand why she can't be honest with me.
01:13:11I don't know.
01:13:14Maybe she's afraid of losing us.
01:13:18Or maybe it's...
01:13:21trying to protect us.
01:13:23You really don't know.
01:13:27I do know that...
01:13:29getting older is...
01:13:34really scary.
01:13:37I'm not paying for this.
01:13:47I got his card on file.
01:13:50Oh, can we talk?
01:13:53I mean, what are we doing?
01:13:54I-I...
01:13:55I can't take more silent treatment.
01:14:00That's my client, Jerry.
01:14:04Uh, yeah, I know Jerry.
01:14:08Do you know his wife, Marlene?
01:14:09You know, they've been married for years.
01:14:12Lived in four states.
01:14:14Three countries.
01:14:16They got divorced.
01:14:18Got back together.
01:14:20Lived in next-door houses.
01:14:21Just for their own space.
01:14:25Until they built this place.
01:14:28Together.
01:14:31I don't know what the rest of our lives will look like.
01:14:34But it can be whatever we want it to be.
01:14:38I love you.
01:14:38I love you.
01:14:40I love you, too.
01:14:41I'm sorry.
01:14:43I'm sorry.
01:14:45I'm sorry I lied.
01:14:48And I'm gonna do better.
01:14:50I know.
01:14:51I know.
01:14:52She told me.
01:14:53Who?
01:14:55Delaney.
01:14:57Um, when-when'd you see Delaney?
01:15:01Today.
01:15:02She came by the office.
01:15:04Why?
01:15:05She's like, what?
01:15:07Like, returning the stuff I had in her apartment?
01:15:08She wanted to know where I was from.
01:15:17Yeah.
01:15:20Actually.
01:15:25Go get your girl.
01:15:29Go on.
01:15:30Yeah.
01:15:30Yeah.
01:15:30Yeah.
01:15:36Open up your gate.
01:15:37There you go.
01:16:08Katie, no, there's a list, and you're not the aesthetic.
01:16:15And honestly, even if you were, there's already a Jennifer here, and you can't, like, have a Jennifer and a Katie, you know?
01:16:20Yeah, okay.
01:16:21Um, Roxy, I know you think I'm lame, but I know that you're miserable, and that's why you're so mean.
01:16:28But I feel bad for you, okay?
01:16:33Yeah.
01:16:34Same.
01:16:35Yeah.
01:16:36Where's Delaney?
01:16:37Delaney, where do you think?
01:16:40Fuck.
01:16:44Occupied.
01:16:46Occupied.
01:16:46Delaney, drop the drugs.
01:16:48I said occupied.
01:16:53So I was gonna...
01:16:54Sorry, can I go first?
01:16:56Because I'm feeling brave, and that might go away.
01:17:01What?
01:17:02I look at you, and I feel like we are still 12 years old, and I really love that.
01:17:14But we're not 12 years old anymore, and we can't spend every second together anymore.
01:17:23And we don't like all the same things anymore, and we don't like all the same things anymore, as much as I try to fight that.
01:17:30And I want to get married, and I want to get married, and I want to have kids, and I want to save pictures of bathroom renovations I like.
01:17:43And I want to make little dishes for my keys, and I want to move out of the city, and I know you don't want that stuff.
01:17:52You don't even like that stuff, actually, and you don't even really like people who do.
01:18:00Just scary.
01:18:01And I didn't tell you about the engagement, because I was afraid you wouldn't be happy for me.
01:18:12And that would just break my heart beyond repair.
01:18:18And I'm so happy about this next chapter of my life, but I'm terrified that you don't want to be a part of it.
01:18:27And I know I really messed up by lying.
01:18:31And I'm really, really sorry.
01:18:35And if things are different now, I understand.
01:18:40And if we end up parting ways, I just wanted to say thank you.
01:18:51Being your best friend has just been the highlight of my life.
01:18:55And I think we're really lucky to have lasted as long as we did.
01:19:04Well, it's not every day your kid's sister gets married.
01:19:21I'm incredibly honored to be here, and I was asked to put a couple words together and to try to capture the spirit of marriage and what it means to our civilization, and particularly what it means to these two very special people.
01:19:38So I've done my best, and I think you'll agree.
01:19:42Love's passion, always in fashion.
01:19:50French kissing, sad to be missing.
01:19:55Willows swaying, children playing.
01:19:58Love will find a way, today, forevermore, into Dawn, Katie, and John.
01:20:13You have truly won the game.
01:20:17Thank you for that beautiful poem, Henry.
01:20:38Okay.
01:20:40Let's do this.
01:20:41Dearly beloved.
01:20:57This is so crazy you spend more time with, like, a hairdresser than you do with, like, your best friends.
01:21:03100%.
01:21:04My eyebrow woman is closer to me.
01:21:06I text her.
01:21:07We're on texting basis.
01:21:08Yeah.
01:21:11What you desire.
01:21:14Yeah.
01:21:17I got a love key to light your fire.
01:21:22Oh, girl.
01:21:24And then give that song.
01:21:27It's, like, really fun just to, like, sleep, right?
01:21:30To be in bed for a full 24 hours.
01:21:34People say that's depression.
01:21:36I say that's a luxury.
01:21:37Exactly.
01:21:38Yeah.
01:21:38100%.
01:21:38100%.
01:21:39I love, I love, I love you.
01:21:41I love, I love you.
01:21:43I love, I love you.
01:21:48Excuse me for something.
01:21:51Oh, yeah.
01:21:54Yeah.
01:21:56Yeah.
01:21:57Cause I'm sitting in you.
01:21:59Cause I'm sitting in you.
01:22:01What I do.
01:22:02I love, I love, I love you.
01:22:04It's kind of depressing.
01:22:05It is.
01:22:06Well, that's, that's, that's what they tell you at school and you never listen.
01:22:09You know?
01:22:10That, like.
01:22:11You're like, that won't be me.
01:22:12I'm fostering a bass and hound this week.
01:22:26I know.
01:22:27So, running around.
01:22:29I need it.
01:22:30I honestly, I cannot even stand it.
01:22:33I need it here.
01:22:34I need it here.
01:22:34Just say you're forever mine.
01:22:44Oh, oh.
01:22:47Oh, oh, oh.
01:22:52Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:22:54Oh, oh, oh.
01:22:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:23:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:23:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh