咖啡店爱上瘾：大电影 | movie | 2016 | Official Trailer | dG1fLUgxeEVqOTZDbm8
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00:00You're a Profile-Sub graphic designer?
00:05Oh I'm multi-talented in all kinds of ways.
00:12Could we find an attractive non-psycho for me to date please?
00:17You wanna get out of here?
00:22Neither of us are jumping into the sack tonight...
00:25So you must be kind of picky...
00:27There's not even a checkbox for me on match.com
00:30I guess a fling will do
00:32I'm just not into Asians
00:35You had me fooled
00:39We should do something special to mark the occasion
00:43Surprise me
00:44You know couples are extra
00:45And there's another bump if you guys want DP
00:48DP?
00:49Double penetration
00:52I'm not really interested in eating women figuratively or literally
00:56Me either
00:57How was it?
00:58The date?
00:59It?
01:00How was it?
01:01He was an animal
01:02And not the good kind
01:05I feel kinda sorry for straight guys
01:07What?Because we're not getting our asses pounded?
01:10Sorry to interrupt a father-son chat
01:12He's not my dad
01:13Oh really?
01:15We were hoping you guys were out here being intimate
01:18Hmmm
01:28I give truly greed