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03:44Mortimer Deadflower, he's visiting town to help me with, uh, insufficient customer turnover.
03:51Let's have some refreshment, Barnaby.
03:55We'll wait outside.
03:59I like sitting up here in the fresh air. It's always so cramped down in the bar.
04:05You think that's cramped? Imagine being in a pine box six feet under.
04:09A saloon is an excellent place to drum up a little business.
04:14Say, is it just me, or is it chilly in here?
04:19Howdy, Barnaby. How about a beer for you and your friend?
04:22No, we want tea. We have work ahead.
04:27Oh?
04:30Read them and weep. That's three of a kind.
04:32Sorry, but that's not good enough.
04:37Full house.
04:42If I don't know, man, I think you was cheating, Bill.
04:46Barman, two rib snakes. You're on me.
04:49Coming right up.
04:50That's Bill Beefcoat and John Footmount. They own the biggest ranchers in the state.
04:55Here's your tea, gents.
04:57They don't seem to be working themselves to death.
05:00Speaking of death, how are you going to drum up business?
05:03By attracting some customers. Nothing could be simpler, my dear Barnaby.
05:07Hey, who drank my beer?
05:20He did.
05:22But I don't.
05:24You shouldn't have done that, Jerry.
05:26When pistols smoke, cowboys croak, so do what's right. Use fists to fight.
05:40You see, he's always doing that.
05:43How very annoying.
05:51I see you enforce the law in this town.
05:54I just help keep the peace.
05:55Ah, the peace. What a restful word.
05:58But why don't I see a tin star pinned to your chest?
06:02Because I'm not the sheriff.
06:04You should be. Don't you agree?
06:06A man's right, Luke. You ought to run for sheriff.
06:08Yeah, Bobby's getting kind of old and kind of fat.
06:14We're a town that's safe and clean for Bobby McBee.
06:17Let's run along, Barnaby. We have work to do.
06:20Imagine what an honor it would be to have the great Lucky Luke as sheriff.
06:25Oh, why'd he say that?
06:29He likes bad jokes.
06:30Isn't it thrilling news that Lucky Luke is running for sheriff of Coffin Gulch?
06:45Oh, hear that Lucky Luke?
06:47Word of Mouth is excellent for publicity, Barnaby.
06:49But nothing beats a good poster campaign.
06:52You told me you were just a poor, lonesome cowboy.
07:21You told me you'd work on the roundup and move on.
07:24What hogwash?
07:25I have no idea who put up those posters.
07:28I don't want to hear your lies no more.
07:30Hey, mister. Batman says your face looks like a heifer's hand-quarters.
07:55My face looks like a heifer's hand-quarters.
07:59If you say so.
08:05Now calm down, fellas. When pistol smoke...
08:08You stay out of this, Luke. I'm not gonna let you horning on my work.
08:14You've got it all wrong, buddy.
08:19You want folks to think I can't handle the job, but I can.
08:23And if you don't mind your own business, I'll arrest you from person-eating a sheriff.
08:27Can we have less talk and more action?
08:32Wow, Wilhelmina!
08:34All this work has got me dead. Tired? Sure.
08:44Don't stop now, Barnaby. Business is about to heat up. I can feel it in my bones.
08:48I guess those two won't be needing your services.
08:58What a shame. I was planning to give them a two-for-one discount.
09:01But no matter, time is on my side.
09:04Don't be too sure about that.
09:05How's it going?
09:19Pretty good, John. The roundup's almost over.
09:21And from what I gather, you've already got your next job lined up.
09:25You're running for sheriff.
09:26Huh? Don't tell me you believe that.
09:29Sure, the whole town's buzzing with the news.
09:31I wonder why I chose the word buzzing.
09:42Yeave, Barnaby. Yeave!
09:44I'm trying, but this cow isn't very helpful.
09:47I'll fix that.
09:47Huh?
09:48Huh?
09:48Huh?
09:49Huh?
09:49Huh?
09:50Huh?
09:50Huh?
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09:51Huh?
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09:52Huh?
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09:54Huh?
09:55Huh?
09:56Huh?
09:57Huh?
09:58Huh?
09:59Huh?
10:00Huh?
10:01Huh?
10:01Huh?
10:01Huh?
10:03It's child's play.
10:04We steal a cow and put a false brand on it.
10:06Then all we have to do is wait for a ranch war to break out.
10:10A ranch war?
10:11But Mortimer, someone might get killed.
10:16That's a good thing.
10:31Jeff McBean, Bill Beefcoat stole one of my cows.
10:37But, John, Bill's got plenty of cows.
10:40Why would he steal one of yours?
10:41Because he's a cheater and a thief.
10:43Just look it.
10:44No, I'm not getting involved.
10:45No, I'm not getting involved.
10:49You'll see?
10:49He put his brand right over mine.
10:53It's none of my business.
10:54It's none of my business.
10:55It's none of my business.
10:56It's none of my business.
10:59Fine.
10:59I'll go have one look, but that's all I'm going to do.
11:01Jolly, let's go for a ride.
11:20Did you just call me what I think you just called me?
11:23Yeah, I called you a low-down, cheating cattle rustler.
11:26Now, fellas, there's no need for insults.
11:29Oh, yeah? Well, you're nothing but a vegetarian.
11:36Ow.
11:39No man calls me a vegetarian.
11:42You're going to regret those words.
11:49Eh, fellas?
11:51We're in for stormy weather.
11:54Vultures are flying low.
11:59Your boss cheats at cards.
12:09Then yours eats Brussels sprouts.
12:18Footmouth, gang!
12:19Let's make these jokers hit the deck!
12:21Beefcoat, gang!
12:22We gotta throw all those rotten veggies in the trash!
12:25Hey, quit shooting!
12:27That's an order!
12:34No one seems to be listening.
12:36I'll try again later.
12:38I'm growing fond of this little town.
12:41Are you sure you're doing the right thing, Mortimer?
12:44Of course I am, Barnaby.
12:46Now it's time to do some advertising.
12:48Don't wait till the last moment.
12:50Buy your casket now on our handy layaway plan.
12:58Looks like business is shooting up.
13:02By now.
13:02Tomorrow could be too late.
13:04It was Mortimer's idea to build a whole lot of shiny new caskets.
13:15With plenty of ideas on how to fill them, I bet.
13:22I have to confess.
13:23Are you here for a fitting?
13:26Nope, I was only browsing.
13:27Feel free to come again.
13:29Huh?
13:42Make them stop Luke or we'll be dead meat!
13:44Sorry, but Bobby's the sheriff.
13:46Seize and desist in the name of the law!
13:49No!
13:55We promised to elect you to the job!
13:57Now do something quick!
13:58I'm not a candidate.
14:11I've never seen such hopeless shots.
14:13I tell you they should all be mortified.
14:15Okay, that does it!
14:17There ain't gonna be no more trouble in this town, or I'll lose my temper.
14:22Do I make myself clear?
14:30Remember, for a town that's safe and clean, vote Bobby McBean.
14:38Bobby, I want you to arrest John Foot Mouse Man.
14:40They attacked my helpless employees.
14:42That's a lie!
14:43It's Bill Beefcoat's band of thugs you should be arresting.
14:46They opened fire on my poor innocent man.
14:49Bobby, if you don't handle this, then I will.
14:52I can't arrest anyone yet.
14:54First I have to investigate and learn who started the fight.
14:57It was his game!
14:59Hey!
15:00Calm down, fellas.
15:01That's a lie!
15:02Looks like you're gonna be fine!
15:03What's going on?
15:04Hey, I'm in charge here.
15:06Um...
15:07I'll question some witnesses later this month.
15:10Forget it, Bobby!
15:12I'm running for sheriff, and I'm gonna arrest his gang myself!
15:16No, you ain't, because I'm running for sheriff too,
15:18and when I'm elected, I intend to throw you and your men into jail, you...
15:22Ow!
15:24No!
15:26I don't feel comfortable about this.
15:28Thanks to us, those men will soon feel comfortable for eternity.
15:32I know what you're thinking, and I know you know what I'm thinking.
15:52I'm thinking we can't let Mortimer Deadflower turn Coffin Gulch into one big graveyard.
15:57Are you with me, boys?
15:59We'll show no mercy to the Foot Mouth gang.
16:01We gotta be real nice to the voters of the town.
16:04Have no pity on Beef Coats men, but give the townspeople a nice smile.
16:10Show me!
16:13Boss, do we have a program?
16:15Eh, what?
16:16Seen it back east.
16:17It's a paper that a candidate hands out with stuff written on it.
16:20Is that so?
16:22Well, I've got something better than paper.
16:25Old Foot Mouth, the sheriff will get your fresh Grade A program here!
16:31He's hanging out what?
16:32Well, I'll go one better with a Prime Rib Program!
16:36Vote for Bill Beef Coat!
16:37He's got the tenderest program in town!
16:40It'll melt in your mouth!
16:41Got a potato program to go with my Prime Rib Program?
16:45Beef Coat for sheriff!
16:46Vote for Foot Mouth!
16:48Vote for Foot Mouth!
16:58How can I do business if the candidates are giving away beef?
17:01Try selling birds.
17:02There's a lot of them around.
17:09Need a hand?
17:10Vote for Beef Coat!
17:11No, Foot Mouth's your man!
17:13Well, me!
17:14I saw her first!
17:15Hey, honey!
17:16I think you're gonna let go of me!
17:23Ma'am, please permit me to...
17:26What's this town comin' to?
17:28Can't cross the street in peace anymore!
17:31This creek only!
17:32All our caskets are 10% off, and we'll throw in a wreath free of charge!
17:36We offer additional reductions for families, and our group rates are to die for!
17:41Did Dead Flower put you up to this?
17:43Why, yes!
17:44He said that...
17:45Lucky Luke!
17:46Look up!
17:52You just lost a customer, Barnaby, but you made a friend!
17:55No!
17:58Barnaby, your complexion is appalling!
18:00You're working too hard!
18:01Come and rest!
18:03Pump for John Foot Mouth!
18:08Beef Coats, your man!
18:10Don't lose your nerve!
18:11Business is about to boom!
18:20Here, Luke!
18:21Take my badge!
18:22You're the only man that can put an end to this!
18:25I did my best, but now it's time to quit!
18:27Hang on, Bobby!
18:28Keep your badge!
18:29I never wanted to take it!
18:31I heard you did!
18:32And who do you think started that rumor?
18:37The Undertaker!
18:38Yep!
18:39I think it's time his scheming got laid to rest!
18:52We're gonna finish this once and for all, John!
19:05Yes, we are, Bill!
19:06When me and my boys are done with you, you'll rest in peace!
19:11And may I recommend the understated elegance of our ranch-style casket?
19:15When guns smoke, cowboys croak!
19:17That fellow has a knack for ruining social occasions!
19:20Hey, Luke!
19:22I told you I'm the only one who enforces the law in Coffin Gulch!
19:26You already tried, Bobby, and you failed!
19:28Now leave it to a professional!
19:30Don't make me arrest you!
19:31No one tells Lucky Luke what to do!
19:34Hey, you're interrupting our gunfight!
19:37Don't go for that six-shooter!
19:39Huh?
19:40This will be the most famous funeral in the country, Barnaby. You're one lucky as to.
19:54No!
19:55Not him!
19:56Not the only man who ever held his hand out to me!
19:58The only man who ever called himself my friend!
20:01Gone!
20:02Forever!
20:04And it's all my fault!
20:06Dead Flower's the one behind this!
20:09He wanted to start fights!
20:10He stole the cow!
20:11It was him!
20:12Now, now, Barnaby!
20:13You mustn't let yourself be so sentimental!
20:16My only friend!
20:17Dead Flower cost me my only friend!
20:19Barnaby, please, you're staining my shirt!
20:21He's alive, but not for long!
20:30How'd I do?
20:31Come on, boys! Let's get the charm feathers!
20:33I always knew you wasn't a cheetah, Bill!
20:39And I never thought you was a vegetarian!
20:42Wanna come over later for a juicy program?
20:45You bet I do!
20:48He'll never take me alive!
20:51Come on out of there!
20:53Forget it! You won't tar and feather me!
20:55That's a high-security model! It locks from the inside with a dead boat!
20:58There's only one thing to do!
21:02I don't want to see no more vultures in Coffin Gulch!
21:04Yeah, apart from Oscar, of course!
21:06Come on, folks! Let's celebrate with a barbecue!
21:10Hey, where's Lucky Luke?
21:11Hey, where's Lucky Luke?
21:12It's always the good ones who are the first to go!
21:16It's always the good ones who are the first to go!
21:18It's always the good ones who are the first to go!
21:22It's always the good ones who are the first to go!
21:32It's always the good ones who are the first to go!

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