Found You Heart Thief - Full Movie
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00:00I hate being forced into arranged marriages.
00:04Thank you so much for saving my ass.
00:07Of course, Curly. I got you.
00:09And if anything goes wrong, just remember, we always have Plan B.
00:15I think that's A. I'll call you after.
00:30Oh, my God. Isn't that Luke Foster over there?
00:41He's even more gorgeous in person than he was on the floor.
00:47Hi.
00:52Luke Foster.
00:53Luke Foster? Oh, my God, he's my boss.
00:57Everything all right?
00:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
01:04It's okay. There's no way he can recognize me dressed like this.
01:09I could totally freak him out with my top bitch moves.
01:13The opening gambit. Bad manners.
01:20Excuse me, I had a lot of dairy today.
01:23I just, oh, oh, oh, oh, my God, wait.
01:26Oh, my God, wait, just, oh, oh, my goodness.
01:29Oh, yeah.
01:31Okay.
01:32Sorry about that.
01:33I feel 10 pounds lighter now.
01:35Oh, my goodness.
01:38Oh, do you, do you smell that?
01:41Smell what?
01:42I had a lot of garlic at dinner today.
01:46I'm so sorry.
01:48Oops.
01:50I don't smell any garlic.
01:51I like garlic, though.
01:53It's okay. I mean, look, do you need to use the restroom or something? Are you all right?
01:56Mm-hmm.
01:57K.O.
02:00Second move, be a slut.
02:04You know, if you want to marry me, you're going to have to get permission from Sadie and Sally.
02:12Ha!
02:15And who exactly is Sadie and Sally?
02:19I'm so glad you asked.
02:21The left one's Sadie, the right one's Sally.
02:24Each of them cost me $50,000.
02:30And how exactly do I get the approval of both of them?
02:36You're going to have to let them take you to heaven.
02:46Mr. Foster.
02:56Wait.
02:58I'm not allergic to her.
03:00Bet you've never seen a lunatic like this before.
03:03Finally.
03:05I found a woman I'm not allergic to.
03:13Sophie, look.
03:15I know this is sudden, but let's get married.
03:18What?
03:20Let's get married. Let's do it.
03:24It's just like...
03:27I'm a sex addict.
03:30Mm-hmm. Yeah.
03:31Yeah.
03:32And I need sex at least eight times a day.
03:37And I just don't think you can handle my lifestyle.
03:41Sorry.
03:43I certainly think that I can.
03:45You can.
03:47Do you need me to prove it?
03:51It's just...
03:53You're not my type.
03:55I only go for top notch.
03:58And you're class B.
04:00Class B.
04:02I'm class B.
04:04Mm-hmm.
04:06Whoa, whoa.
04:08What are you...
04:09Is that good enough for you?
04:10Emma!
04:11Can...
04:12Can...
04:13Can I touch them?
04:14Emma!
04:16What are you doing?
04:17Emma!
04:18What are you doing?
04:20Emma!
04:21What are you doing?
04:23Emma!
04:24Emma!
04:25Emma, what are you doing?
04:32Emma, what are you doing?
04:36Emma!
04:42Plan B.
04:48Oh shit, you dirty little slut!
04:51You fucked my husband and now you're flirting with another man?
04:55Do you know how much he misses you?
04:58What the fuck is going on here?
05:03I'm... I'm a slut!
05:05What can I say?
05:07Yes, you are! And my husband is waiting, so let's go!
05:12Oh my god!
05:18Blake!
05:20Blake! Blake!
05:22Blake!
05:26Get everything we got on that girl, right there.
05:30Of course, sir.
05:35Sir, I have the information on the girl you inquired about.
05:39That's not her.
05:48Do you think Miss Sofia had somebody stand in for her?
05:51Blake, I don't know who the hell stood in for who, but whoever was sitting across that table from me last night, I want you to find her.
05:56Of course, sir. No problem at all.
06:06I'm definitely going to lose my job if my boss finds out it was me. How else am I going to pay my debt?
06:10Relax. That's a huge building. No way you can bump into your boss.
06:14You're totally right. I'll talk to you later. Okay, bye.
06:18Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
06:21Truck!
06:24You coming or what?
06:29I'll just wait for the next one. It's okay. Um, oh, wait. Oh, excuse me!
06:35Hey! Hey! Sorry! Um!
06:38Fuck! No! No!
06:47Shit! I'm gonna get fired!
07:05Why does your picture look so familiar?
07:13Emma.
07:15Emma.
07:18Emma?
07:19Fuck!
07:20Did he recognize me?
07:22Young lady, the CEO is speaking to you.
07:26Um...
07:28Yes?
07:31He dropped your badge.
07:36Dad.
07:42You know, you look familiar.
07:46Do we know each other?
07:48No. No, we don't.
07:50It was you.
07:53It was you, wasn't it?
08:01I...
08:03I...
08:06That's what it was. You won best intern of the year.
08:10He...
08:12Didn't recognize me?
08:14The competition we hold annually. That thing is no joke.
08:17Yeah, that was me.
08:20Well, you're promoted.
08:22What?
08:24What?
08:25I'm looking for a new assistant.
08:27As a matter of fact, why don't you come to my office? We'll make it official today.
08:29Wait! No!
08:30I...
08:32Fuck!
09:00Shit.
09:02Do not help her. You are allergic.
09:07Are you alright?
09:11Yeah.
09:12I'm fine.
09:13This floor is really slippery. Gotta be more careful.
09:26A jerk indeed.
09:28How can you fire your own uncle, Luke?
09:33This is my company!
09:34David, you fucked up the last financial report. You're lucky I haven't fired you already.
09:37You can't do this to me!
09:39Yes, I can!
09:40No, you can't! Let go!
09:42Please! Come on, Luke! I'm your uncle!
09:43I'm not gonna let anyone lie to me! I'm not tolerating that anymore!
09:48Oh my god, he's my boss!
09:53I'm... I'm a slut!
09:55What the fuck is going on here?
09:57People who lie to him.
09:59You can't just cut me some slack! Luke, please! Come on! We're family!
10:04Emma, what are you doing there?
10:07Emma, come in.
10:10Hi.
10:14Mr. Bowser, I-I don't really think that I'm qualified to be where-
10:18Sir!
10:20I found the girl you were out with last night.
10:26Terrific.
10:43Emma?
10:47Sir, I-I-I didn't know really, and I-I wasn't trying to, I-I-I-
10:51Her name...
10:53It's also...
10:55Emma.
11:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, such a common name. My parents weren't original.
11:04Oh, um, her address is also in there.
11:09Wow! Look at you, Blake!
11:11Like...
11:15Well...
11:17Looks like we know what we're doing today.
11:22Oh...
11:24Mr. Foster, you have important meetings with important people, and you probably shouldn't miss them...
11:30...'cause they're important.
11:32Yeah, just cancel them all. Thanks a lot. Appreciate it.
11:35Oh no.
11:36Maybe she's at work. Gotta go. Let's go.
11:37It's been ten seconds. Just hold off.
11:40I mean, it's mid-day. She's probably at work.
11:41Oh no! Maybe she's at work. Gotta go. Let's go.
11:42It's been ten seconds. Just hold off.
11:45I mean, it's mid-day. She's probably at work.
11:47Emma!
11:48Oh no! Maybe she's at work. Gotta go. Let's go.
11:52It's been ten seconds. Just hold off.
11:57I mean, it's mid-day. She's probably at work.
11:59Emma!
12:05How the hell do you know her?
12:07A friend. Small world! What a coincidence!
12:10Crazy!
12:12Yeah!
12:13Hey Emma, how are you doing?
12:15Just sign here.
12:17Yeah!
12:18Is that your date?
12:19No.
12:20He's hot.
12:21Not really my type.
12:25Thank you so much.
12:27What's... what's that? Do you... what, do you live here too?
12:31No.
12:33I live in, like, a nearby neighborhood.
12:36Two birds, one stone. He's really eco-friendly.
12:37Didn't want to drive all the way over there. You know.
12:42Oh! You know what? We have her number, sir.
12:49We could have just called her, Blake.
12:51Mm-hmm.
12:53You know, like I said, she's at work. Why do you want to disturb her at work?
12:56That's so rude. We wouldn't...
13:04Oh, wow. Uh, my dad's going. I'll be right back, okay?
13:11Hello?
13:21Hey Emma, this is, uh... yeah, this is Luke.
13:24From last night. I had a great time with you. I just wanted to give you a call.
13:27OMG, are you, like, stalking me, you freak?
13:34No. Um...
13:36Just...
13:37giving you a call and wanted to see what you thought about last night.
13:40You know, I know it was a little bit fat, just a little bit...
13:43No. I would never, ever marry you.
13:46Well, forget about marriage. Why don't we just start with another date, perhaps?
13:51What do you think about that?
13:52No!
13:53I said I would never go on a date with you!
13:56Don't ever call me again, you ugly giraffe!
14:00What?
14:01Did you just say?
14:04Hello?
14:06She hung up.
14:09So!
14:10What'd she say?
14:11Oh!
14:17Isn't your timing delightful?
14:21Don't worry, sir!
14:22She'll regret it!
14:23She'll figure out how great you are!
14:26She won't.
14:36Can...
14:37Can I touch them?
14:47Your coffee, Mr. Foster?
14:52My goddamn freak or something?
14:53Proposed to her on a phone call?
14:54I probably...
14:55scared her away.
14:57It's okay, sir.
14:58It's your first time pursuing a woman.
15:00It's inevitable that you would bungle it.
15:02Wait, it's your first time?
15:05How...
15:06How dare she, Mr. Foster? How dare she?
15:09I mean, really, no one compares to...
15:12a successful man like you.
15:14Truly, I think...
15:16she's not even worth it.
15:17She certainly was.
15:18Because she was the one.
15:20And I screwed it up.
15:25Perhaps you could get her a gift.
15:27You know, it's my understanding that women like gifts.
15:30Hm.
15:32A gift.
15:34Let's try that.
15:36Oh my god, give me a break.