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00:00:00Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop.
00:00:14Ness, can you help this man, he's got a bad case of the blues. Ness, he's fading fast, so I hope you won't refuse.
00:00:22He gets so excited when you walk through his door. Steeper goes up five degrees, you can feel his pulse red so.
00:00:33Don't keep it open, he don't need no shot. All he needs is a little of what he's got.
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00:01:43Nurse, where is your uniform?
00:01:47I'm off duty now.
00:01:49And on display.
00:01:50You've got to get the meat to market.
00:02:01This is a sticker.
00:02:03Joanne, this is an operation.
00:02:05Where have you been, nurse?
00:02:06We don't wait around here, you know.
00:02:08When we operate, we operate.
00:02:10Scalpels.
00:02:11Which one, doctor?
00:02:12What would you use?
00:02:14Damn it, learn something here.
00:02:16Take a look.
00:02:17What would you use?
00:02:18Come on.
00:02:20Give me a 20.
00:02:22Damn it.
00:02:25You were the doctor's poor kid.
00:02:27I'd be pushing daisies.
00:02:29I'd be the first fatal shoulder blade
00:02:31in the history of medicine.
00:02:32Is someone talking?
00:02:35Is someone carrying on a conversation
00:02:36in my operating room?
00:02:40Give me a clamp.
00:02:42You call that a clamp?
00:02:44Use your head.
00:02:45This is a person we're cutting,
00:02:46not a Christmas turkey.
00:02:47Out.
00:02:48Get over here.
00:02:50Jesus.
00:02:50Jesus.
00:02:50Getting a really weird reading on him.
00:02:58Weird?
00:03:00Is that now a medical term?
00:03:03What are you getting?
00:03:04Flying saucers?
00:03:05His respiratory flow volumes
00:03:06drop from seven liters to three.
00:03:09Nothing to worry about.
00:03:10Kids had congenital spots
00:03:12on one lung since he was...
00:03:14Well, ever since the first time
00:03:16I saw him
00:03:16and I was holding him
00:03:18in one hand.
00:03:19Give me a forceps here.
00:03:22No, I...
00:03:24Oh, you're right.
00:03:25You're right.
00:03:26Don't give me what I asked for.
00:03:28Give me what I need.
00:03:37Congratulations.
00:03:39It's a shoulder blade.
00:03:42Really?
00:03:43Is he really okay?
00:03:44Mother and shoulder blade
00:03:45are doing fine.
00:03:47Oh, good.
00:03:49They're putting him in 314.
00:03:51Thanks a lot.
00:03:52Okay?
00:03:57In seven minutes,
00:03:58I'll be exploring
00:03:59the gastrointestinal tract
00:04:01of one Miss Imbrolio.
00:04:02Meanwhile,
00:04:03we have this room
00:04:05that old Ed left
00:04:07who departed us last night.
00:04:09Leaving us?
00:04:11This invitingly
00:04:12and vacant room and bed.
00:04:14in seven minutes.
00:04:17Sorry, Doc.
00:04:19Doc.
00:04:19Hi.
00:04:28Where's the ocean?
00:04:40Oh, the ocean's still out there.
00:04:48We had a little accident.
00:04:53Hey, boy.
00:04:55How's Trix?
00:04:56Looks like fate pooled on me, Dad.
00:04:58They say some day
00:04:59they had to put you out of the drink, huh?
00:05:00Excuse me.
00:05:03Who sent you the flowers?
00:05:04Nobody even knows
00:05:04you've been sick.
00:05:05I did.
00:05:08What is that?
00:05:10Just the babe
00:05:11who pulled him out of the drink.
00:05:12Dumb.
00:05:14Dumb thing to do.
00:05:15If you don't control your boom,
00:05:16it's gonna control you.
00:05:18Now, you screw up like that
00:05:19in that regatta,
00:05:19you're gonna have
00:05:20a crew mutiny on your hands.
00:05:22I'm his crew.
00:05:23Well,
00:05:26up and out of, Matt.
00:05:27I gotta go.
00:05:28Business calls me.
00:05:29Now, wait a minute.
00:05:31I almost forgot.
00:05:33Just in case you want
00:05:34to buy yourself a cigar, huh?
00:05:36Thanks, Dad.
00:05:37Okay, babe.
00:05:38Take it easy.
00:05:38There's not much
00:05:45on formalities.
00:05:46Neither am I.
00:05:49Hey, who are you?
00:05:51Just the babe who pulled you.
00:05:54I'm Kitty.
00:05:56I'm Matt.
00:05:58Why do hospitals
00:05:59always have to smell
00:05:59like a hospital?
00:06:01Here.
00:06:02How about a breath
00:06:03of ocean breeze
00:06:04number five?
00:06:08Hi, how is it?
00:06:38I'm Matt.
00:06:39I'm Matt.
00:06:40I'm Matt.
00:06:41I'm Matt.
00:06:42I'm Matt.
00:06:43I'm Matt.
00:06:44I'm Matt.
00:06:45I'm Matt.
00:06:46I'm Matt.
00:06:47I'm Matt.
00:06:48I'm Matt.
00:06:49I'm Matt.
00:06:50I'm Matt.
00:06:51I'm Matt.
00:06:52I'm Matt.
00:06:53I'm Matt.
00:06:54I'm Matt.
00:06:55I'm Matt.
00:06:56I'm Matt.
00:06:57I'm Matt.
00:06:58I'm Matt.
00:06:59I'm Matt.
00:07:00I'm Matt.
00:07:01I'm Matt.
00:07:02I'm Matt.
00:07:03I'm Matt.
00:07:04I'm Matt.
00:07:05I'm Matt.
00:07:06I'm Matt.
00:07:37Teddy?
00:07:40Teddy?
00:07:56Teddy?
00:07:59Teddy?
00:08:01Teddy?
00:08:03Teddy?
00:08:05Teddy?
00:08:07Teddy?
00:08:11Teddy?
00:08:14Teddy?
00:08:16Teddy?
00:08:18Teddy?
00:08:20Teddy?
00:08:22Teddy?
00:08:26Teddy?
00:08:29Teddy?
00:08:31Teddy?
00:08:33Teddy?
00:08:35Teddy?
00:08:37Teddy?
00:08:41Teddy?
00:08:44Teddy?
00:08:46Teddy?
00:08:47Teddy?
00:08:48Teddy?
00:08:49Teddy?
00:08:50Teddy?
00:08:51Every time a junkie dies the crime rate goes down.
00:08:53That kid is not a junkie. I've been treating him for two months.
00:08:57For what?
00:08:58Conjunctivitis.
00:09:00My ass.
00:09:01His eyes.
00:09:02Yeah.
00:09:03My job is to take care of people who can't get back to the hospital.
00:09:06Yeah, well, you got one less patient to worry about.
00:09:09Hey, lighten up on him.
00:09:12Hey, lady, the kid's dead.
00:09:14So just go on and let him die, right?
00:09:16Part of the job.
00:09:17Nothing in the rule book says I gotta go to the funeral.
00:09:19Give it up, man.
00:09:20Give it up, man.
00:09:50Okay.
00:09:51Thank you, baby.
00:10:05Can you wait?
00:10:07I've witnessed...
00:10:09you would see...
00:10:10always says...
00:10:12you might wait again...
00:10:15you might choose to leave...
00:10:16Were youlit that clip?
00:10:50What are you doing?
00:11:04No exercise.
00:11:06Doctor's orders.
00:11:07How many doctors have made that same statement to me?
00:11:10Turn over and be quiet.
00:11:20That's enough, Bats.
00:11:23No, it's not enough.
00:11:26Look, I didn't ask for this job.
00:11:31Hey, I'm lying.
00:11:34I requested this duty.
00:11:37I got jealous when I thought of anybody else doing it.
00:11:40You mean someone was killed by this stuff?
00:11:51Yeah.
00:11:52It's amazing.
00:11:54I'd love a chance with a body.
00:11:55I'd like to run some tests on a guy who died from an injection of vitamin B, B12, E, and niacin.
00:12:03I mean, that's all there was.
00:12:06It was not in the binding agent, whatever that was.
00:12:09It wasn't enough to have killed him.
00:12:13Then what did?
00:12:16Check back with me tomorrow.
00:12:18I'll see if the body of your late friend can tell me anything.
00:12:22Okay.
00:12:22He's in there throwing needles at that poor old lady like she was a dartboard.
00:12:39This woman has no veins.
00:12:40It's fantastic.
00:12:41Is that possible?
00:12:43Nurse Henderson, staff 317.
00:12:45Nurse Henderson, please.
00:12:46I called in the wild.
00:12:49This woman has a vein.
00:12:50You find it.
00:12:52Dr. Krebs to surgery.
00:12:56Dr. Krebs.
00:13:03Anyone knowing disassembly procedures for a revolving door, report to maintenance.
00:13:22I'll stay with her a while.
00:13:25Can you run into 328 and give Mr. Farrell his penicillin for me?
00:13:29Remember, just pinch the skin and plunge cleanly.
00:13:33Pinch the skin and plunge cleanly.
00:13:36Sure.
00:13:40Why can't they just let me die or go to Philadelphia?
00:13:43They didn't have one single magazine about boats.
00:13:48Do you believe that?
00:13:49That's okay.
00:13:50Maybe this old life's got a sports section.
00:13:53Hey, kid, you're looking good.
00:13:55Looks like he could sail this afternoon.
00:13:57Yeah, here's some pictures for you.
00:13:59Wow, look at that view.
00:14:01You can almost see the boat from here.
00:14:03I think it would be better if we could keep his mind off of boats for a while.
00:14:08Look, it's so the kid's got a little problem.
00:14:10You treat him like an invalid, he's going to become an invalid.
00:14:13Well, if I'd known how hard you were trying to kill him.
00:14:16I wouldn't have bothered saving him.
00:14:17He's not trying to kill me.
00:14:19Kindness kills, too, you know.
00:14:22Which way do you prefer, Matt?
00:14:23What's with her?
00:14:30I understand you've been giving medical lessons again.
00:14:35I needed some help.
00:14:36When I first came here, my ambition, which I have achieved,
00:14:39was to be head nurse, not head doctor.
00:14:42You would be wise to have a similar ambition in your hostile mind.
00:14:45I am not hostile.
00:14:46You know there aren't enough doctors here.
00:14:48If I can take care of some of the smaller jobs,
00:14:50it takes the pressure off them for the more important things.
00:14:53You want to do a doctor's job.
00:14:55You want the candy stripers to do your job.
00:14:57Then who's going to do the candy stripers' job?
00:14:59The cleaning ladies?
00:15:01You get your way, you'll have the patients emptying their own bedpans.
00:15:05No, I wouldn't.
00:15:06Emptying bedpans is a nurse's job.
00:15:13The binding agent wasn't a binding agent at all.
00:15:16It was a drug called Quadrant.
00:15:19Never even heard of it.
00:15:21The government refused to approve it.
00:15:22It had a couple of problems.
00:15:24First of all, it was an aphrodisiac.
00:15:27Seems there'd be a market for that.
00:15:29I'd buy it.
00:15:30Unfortunately, it was a couple of other things, too.
00:15:33Just a tad more than the proper dosage, you started hallucinating.
00:15:37And then by the time you were getting tired of whatever vision you were having,
00:15:40you went into a coma.
00:15:43Nothing like happy endings for hallucinations.
00:15:45Oh, it got happier.
00:15:47Upped the dosage another zit.
00:15:49It's time to pick your pallbearers.
00:15:52Once they found out what the stuff was, they locked it up.
00:15:55Well, you can tell them some of it's leaking out.
00:15:59In.
00:16:00Come on, Jeff.
00:16:01Out.
00:16:02Keep right on going just the way you do it all the time.
00:16:05Up and down, up and down, up and down.
00:16:07Come on, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
00:16:09Take it easy.
00:16:13Take it easy.
00:16:14Take it easy.
00:16:15Oh, I'm sorry.
00:16:17How are you?
00:16:17Leave it alone.
00:16:18I'm a nerd.
00:16:21Come on.
00:16:23How do you feel?
00:16:27I'm okay, Doc.
00:16:28Oh, that's fine, Jeff.
00:16:29That's fine.
00:16:30That's fine.
00:16:30That's fine.
00:16:31That's fine.
00:16:31Now, let's come up.
00:16:32That was very reckless of you.
00:16:34You know that.
00:16:34I'm sorry.
00:16:35Are you really all right?
00:16:36Doctor?
00:16:37Yes, that's right.
00:16:38I think that's one of them.
00:16:39You've been...
00:16:40Hey, don't you remember me?
00:16:41No.
00:16:42Michelle.
00:16:44Michelle Rhodes.
00:16:45Rhodes.
00:16:46Right, right.
00:16:46Sandy's doing it.
00:16:47How are you?
00:16:48I'm fine.
00:16:48A nurse now.
00:16:49Right.
00:16:50You're all right now.
00:16:50You come right now.
00:16:51I'm really sorry.
00:16:52Well, well, well.
00:16:53So, and what are you in now?
00:16:54Surgery?
00:16:55Medicine.
00:16:56Medicine.
00:16:56Oh, you all right?
00:16:57You all right, Jeff?
00:16:58That's good.
00:17:00Oh, sit down.
00:17:02That's fine.
00:17:03You all right now.
00:17:04What's this?
00:17:05Sandy Rhodes' daughter.
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07I just think...
00:17:07Oh, you're all grown up.
00:17:10Dr. Haskell, have you ever heard of a drug called quagrin?
00:17:13Hmm?
00:17:13I'm trying to find out where it comes from.
00:17:16A friend of mine was killed by it.
00:17:17I'm sorry to hear that.
00:17:19Quagrin?
00:17:19No.
00:17:20Never heard of it.
00:17:21You see, I try to use natural herbs instead of drugs.
00:17:23There's so many new names of drugs in the medical mostly.
00:17:26If I run across quagrin, I'll let you know.
00:17:29I'd appreciate that, doctor.
00:17:37Oh, I don't think you're going to notice.
00:17:39I was thinking of my boyfriend.
00:17:41Come on, get dressed.
00:17:45Do you really think you're going to get that grant?
00:17:47If I do, do you really think you're going to come work for me?
00:17:50I don't see how I could survive on $50 a week.
00:17:53You would be surprised how long it takes to starve to death.
00:17:56I've lasted over a year.
00:17:58I've lasted longer than that, and I don't make any money at all.
00:18:01You should get your boyfriend to pay for everything.
00:18:12You're not looking at the whole thing.
00:18:15The thing you don't like is that it's run by a woman.
00:18:17The thing I don't like is it's unlicensed.
00:18:19It's un...
00:18:20It's unusual.
00:18:23It's a lot more effective than anything you could do,
00:18:26and a hell of a lot cheaper.
00:18:27I don't see her driving one of those fancy Aston Martins.
00:18:31Look, what do you want me to do?
00:18:32You want me to quit the cash in my paychecks?
00:18:35I just want you to start caring about something besides them.
00:18:51Hey, Sarah!
00:18:57Lester!
00:18:58Lester!
00:18:59Well, I don't see.
00:19:02All good things come to those who wait.
00:19:03What's happening?
00:19:13What's happening?
00:19:13How you doing, baby?
00:19:26Okay.
00:19:28Been working a lot.
00:19:30There used to be a time when you didn't have to work so much.
00:19:32It used to be nice until you said,
00:19:34Hey, baby, let's go down to the Baja.
00:19:37And you forgot to tell me that pinata you picked up
00:19:40was full of Peruvian cocaine.
00:19:42Hey, baby, I ain't dealing with nothing now,
00:19:44except for this boatyard here.
00:19:47Oh, yeah?
00:19:47I was kind of hoping you were still on the streets.
00:19:53Well, I still hear something every now and then.
00:19:57Lester,
00:19:58you ever heard of a drug called quagrin?
00:20:03No.
00:20:04I didn't either until today.
00:20:07Hey, baby, remember that poncho I brought back from La Paz?
00:20:10Well, why don't you go inside and put it on,
00:20:14and I'll take you out somewhere.
00:20:21Okay.
00:20:26Is this two on the same place?
00:20:28You know it.
00:20:40Hey, Lester, no, uh-uh.
00:20:43Come on, get your hands off the bike.
00:20:46Last time you messed with it,
00:20:47you blew out my gearbox.
00:20:51And had me walking for two days.
00:20:54You gonna meet me later or what?
00:20:55Let's make it tomorrow.
00:20:57I have to, uh,
00:20:58make some runs.
00:21:004.30 at the C view?
00:21:01Okay.
00:21:02Bye-bye.
00:21:03Ciao.
00:21:10This is an exercise.
00:21:32Sitting is an exercise
00:21:33and lying in a bed is an exercise.
00:21:36Well, what exactly are you in training for?
00:21:38Oh, for life, I guess.
00:21:42For what?
00:21:43No, for the regatta, really.
00:21:45Matt?
00:21:47You can't sail with that shoulder.
00:21:50Don't tell me I can't.
00:21:53All right, I won't tell you you can't.
00:21:57I like people who tell me I can.
00:22:04Okay, you can.
00:22:08Ah, a little private duty, too, huh, nurse?
00:22:16Just physical therapy.
00:22:18A treat instead of a treatment.
00:22:20I'll bet she's pretty good at it, too, huh, Matt?
00:22:22Dad.
00:22:26Ah, come on.
00:22:27You know me.
00:22:28I'm only kidding you.
00:22:31Life's a ball.
00:22:32You gotta take it and run with it, right?
00:22:33I'm gonna run, too.
00:22:36You take care of yourself.
00:22:41Oh, God.
00:22:45I bet the night nurses forgot to mark his injection again.
00:22:50The second time in a month.
00:22:53Nancy, get me Dr. Krabs.
00:22:55Quick.
00:22:57What's he doing operating?
00:22:59He's not gonna die or anything.
00:23:02Laboratory, emergency.
00:23:04Yeah, this is Joanne.
00:23:05I got a patient with a double dose of insulin.
00:23:08I need glucagon.
00:23:09One cc.
00:23:10Stat.
00:23:12Well, I'm ordering it.
00:23:13Dr. Krabs' authorization.
00:23:15The man's in the coma, so get him quick.
00:23:20You go into medicine.
00:23:21Do it as a doctor.
00:23:22Doctor.
00:23:22What a time to be a manager.
00:23:52You're a rock star.
00:23:53In the middle of a song, his voice breaks.
00:23:55I'm paying $85 an hour for this studio.
00:23:57You guys go back in there and play.
00:23:59What I want to know is, why didn't you just drive him to the hospital?
00:24:02Because it looks a little more real to take him to the hospital in an ambulance.
00:24:05Oh, looks terrific in the papers, too.
00:24:08Right.
00:24:08But this guy can't sing.
00:24:09He can't even hum.
00:24:10He'd have a good heart.
00:24:11He's a man.
00:24:12He's a man.
00:24:13He's a man.
00:24:14He's a man.
00:24:15He's a man.
00:24:16He's a man.
00:24:17He's a man.
00:24:18He's a man.
00:24:19He's a man.
00:24:20He's a man.
00:24:21He's a man.
00:24:22He's a man.
00:24:23He's a man.
00:24:24He's a man.
00:24:25He's a man.
00:24:26He's a man.
00:24:27He's a man.
00:24:28He's a man.
00:24:29He's a man.
00:24:30He's a man.
00:24:31He's a man.
00:24:32Oh, my God.
00:25:02Oh, my God.
00:25:32Oh, my God.
00:26:02I need one unit universal donor-type blood.
00:26:11Now.
00:26:14Unauthorized?
00:26:15Forget it.
00:26:16That woman does not need three copies of a doctor's signature.
00:26:19She needs blood.
00:26:21Now.
00:26:21And cross-matched.
00:26:29Okay.
00:26:31I'll tell him I had nothing to do with it.
00:26:34Tell him whatever you want.
00:26:35Tell him I bit you on the neck for it.
00:26:36Just give it to me.
00:26:44Nurse.
00:26:44The patient will not be admitted to the hospital until we have his full name.
00:26:51You got his full name.
00:26:53Chicken is his full name.
00:26:54He has five million record buys.
00:26:55Chicken is his full name.
00:26:57His age?
00:26:57We don't give that out.
00:26:58Who do you think you are?
00:27:00I'm his manager.
00:27:01I get 15% of everything he gets, including his pain.
00:27:05Does he have hospitalization?
00:27:07How are you going to get insurance on a guy that started four riots in six weeks?
00:27:12Or six riots in four weeks?
00:27:13We can't even count.
00:27:14Then we can't admit him.
00:27:16What?
00:27:17We've had too many experiences with people who don't pay their bills.
00:27:21There's no way to repossess an operation, you know.
00:27:24Look, lady.
00:27:26This guy gets $60,000 a riot.
00:27:28Four more riots, he could buy the hospital.
00:27:31Now, he doesn't need an operation.
00:27:32He just has a little aryngitis.
00:27:34What's he doing in a wheelchair, anyway?
00:27:36I can have you put into a wheelchair, too, buster.
00:27:41Thanks.
00:27:41I'll walk.
00:27:42I'm taking him to his room.
00:27:43Hold it, buddy.
00:27:44I'm taking him to his room.
00:27:45I have to have a last name on that creature.
00:27:53Well, if it'll make you happy, his full name is Chicken Delight.
00:28:09Aren't you glad I got you out of the hospital?
00:28:11You better believe it.
00:28:12Now, isn't this more fun than sailing a boat?
00:28:17Well, some people like sailing boats, and some people like flying tides.
00:28:20Besides, sailing isn't the only thing that gives me pleasure.
00:28:23Oh, yeah?
00:28:24Yeah.
00:28:25What gives you pleasure?
00:28:27You.
00:28:28Oh, yeah.
00:28:49You.
00:28:51Oh, yeah.
00:30:52No business calls?
00:31:12This is business.
00:31:15Then get down to it.
00:31:47Mm-hmm.
00:31:48A man who's getting older and who's mad because his son is getting more attention.
00:31:54That kid's gonna love to be 80, but he won't be half as good as I am in any way.
00:31:58Mr. Fairbanks, I hate to be the one to tell you this.
00:32:03Think how much you love competition.
00:32:04But this is one race you've already lost.
00:32:08Hey, you little bitch.
00:32:09I'll show you who's lost.
00:32:12Damn it.
00:32:13What's wrong?
00:32:17What's wrong?
00:32:17What's wrong?
00:32:18What's wrong?
00:32:22What the fuck?
00:32:24What's wrong?
00:32:26This is a shooting.
00:32:28I love thing.
00:32:33Oh well, if you are a monster friend.
00:32:38Let's go.
00:32:38Yeah.
00:32:38Oh well.
00:32:40Hey.
00:32:40Quagre.
00:33:07Yeah.
00:33:10Did you know?
00:33:12No.
00:33:17Whatever you want.
00:33:23Michelle.
00:33:26Come here, bitch.
00:33:30Come here.
00:33:40Mommy, look, he's dead.
00:34:10Come here, bitch.
00:34:40Come here, bitch.
00:35:10Come here.
00:35:20Yes, Marina Delray.
00:35:22I need the listing for the Seaview Club.
00:35:31Quagrin?
00:35:32Nope.
00:35:33Never heard of it.
00:35:35Operator, forget it.
00:35:36Thanks.
00:35:42Hi, Michelle.
00:35:43Hi, cutie.
00:35:44See what I made for Matt?
00:35:45Hey, beautiful.
00:35:46I thought as long as he was going to not be on his belt, this would be the next best thing, you know?
00:35:51Yeah, listen, I've got to be on duty in a half an hour, but I've got to make a run.
00:35:54Can you cover for me?
00:35:56Well, sure.
00:35:57Thanks.
00:35:58Anything wrong?
00:35:59No, I've just got to get a prescription filled.
00:36:01What are you doing dressed?
00:36:30I'm leaving.
00:36:32You're what?
00:36:34I'm not going to miss that race.
00:36:36My father's checking me out.
00:36:39But that's dangerous.
00:36:41I'll survive.
00:36:42Hey, I brought you.
00:36:44Help.
00:37:08The hospital more pleasant.
00:37:10This is not what we mean by pleasant.
00:37:14It was pleasant, wasn't it?
00:37:20You do have a tendency to overstep your authority occasionally.
00:37:26When there are enough doctors, I'll stick to emptying bedpans.
00:37:31You did order that emergency cross-match yesterday.
00:37:34You should have waited.
00:37:35The patient couldn't wait.
00:37:37Well, I'm glad you admitted anyway.
00:37:40It shows you're willing to accept the responsibility for your actions.
00:37:44But it's unfortunate that because of what you did, that woman now has septicemia.
00:37:51We'll be lucky, frankly, if she lives.
00:37:55Because if she lives, she'll soup.
00:38:00Is there anything I can do?
00:38:03You can stay home for a day or two until I can get the board together for a hearing.
00:38:10I am sorry.
00:38:17I'm sorry, too, Joanne.
00:38:20For a nurse, you're a hell of a doctor.
00:38:22And you should have waited.
00:38:30We'll be lucky, frankly, if she lives.
00:38:32Head nurse, not head doctor.
00:38:34For a nurse, you're a hell of a doctor.
00:38:35He's not going to die or anything.
00:38:37You want to do a doctor?
00:38:39Huh.
00:38:40And that is what I have been paying $25 for.
00:38:43You know, they ought to be arrested doctors.
00:38:46They're bandits, all of them.
00:38:47You're okay, kid.
00:38:49I didn't tell my sister about this place.
00:38:51Of course, she lives in Omaha.
00:38:54I was in her telegram.
00:38:55Why don't you tell all your friends about this place?
00:38:57Yeah, I think I'm going to.
00:38:58It's fantastic.
00:38:59Wish I'd known about it earlier.
00:39:00I'd be saving money all these years.
00:39:02Okay.
00:39:03Thanks a lot.
00:39:04See you later.
00:39:05Okay.
00:39:05Okay.
00:39:10How are things?
00:39:12Looking up.
00:39:13How about you?
00:39:14You wouldn't believe it.
00:39:17How about you?
00:39:47Bob, my assistant, Joanne, Ms. Enders.
00:39:49How do you, too?
00:39:50No, Mrs. Enders.
00:39:51I prefer Ms.
00:39:53I'm not ashamed of the fact that I'm married.
00:39:56However, I'll refer to you as Ms.
00:39:59If that's what you'd like.
00:40:00Your choice.
00:40:01Should we go in the other room?
00:40:04Oh.
00:40:05Okay.
00:40:07To tell you the truth,
00:40:08I got this assignment because I'm female.
00:40:10I'd much rather be writing about fires.
00:40:13We could burn the place down if that would help.
00:40:17What I'm after is a little story for the woman's section.
00:40:20Oh.
00:40:21Something about your background.
00:40:23A little about your home life.
00:40:25My favorite recipes.
00:40:27Oh, this may turn out to be okay after all.
00:40:29How about all the famous people that visit us here?
00:40:32The fire commissioner,
00:40:34the board of health,
00:40:35the vice squad.
00:40:37You really are busy.
00:40:38Oh, we're a regular tourist attraction.
00:40:41We've even been inspected by the restaurant licensed people
00:40:43for using yogurt in our treatment.
00:40:46Yogurt?
00:40:47About the treatment.
00:40:50Um.
00:40:51Hey.
00:40:52Why don't we have a picture?
00:40:54Of you learning to examine yourself.
00:40:57Oh, no.
00:40:57No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:58I have someone to do that.
00:41:00An actual gynecologist.
00:41:04Why don't you examine your assistant?
00:41:06I'm sure she wouldn't object.
00:41:08Oh, no, not at all.
00:41:12We do have other functions here
00:41:14besides training women to find infection.
00:41:17I'll bet you do.
00:41:18We do V.D. tests.
00:41:20We have classes in birth control techniques.
00:41:23Mm-hmm.
00:41:24We have a class in natural childbirth
00:41:26starting next week.
00:41:28That's never appealed to me.
00:41:30Natural childbirth is so...
00:41:33Somehow it's unnatural.
00:41:35We also have a referral service for abortions.
00:41:47Where's the chumba?
00:41:51Chumba.
00:41:51Chumba.
00:41:52Chumba.
00:41:52Chumba.
00:41:53Chumba.
00:41:53Chumba.
00:41:53Chumba.
00:41:53Chumba.
00:41:53Chumba.
00:41:53Chumba.
00:41:54Chumba.
00:41:54Chumba.
00:41:55Chumba.
00:41:55Chumba.
00:41:56Chumba.
00:41:56Chumba.
00:41:57Chumba.
00:41:57Chumba.
00:41:58Chumba.
00:41:58Chumba.
00:41:59Chumba.
00:41:59Chumba.
00:42:00Chumba.
00:42:00Chumba.
00:42:01Chumba.
00:42:01Chumba.
00:42:02Chumba.
00:42:03Chumba.
00:42:04Chumba.
00:42:05Chumba.
00:42:06Chumba.
00:42:07Chumba.
00:42:08Chumba.
00:42:09Chumba.
00:42:10Chumba.
00:42:11Chumba.
00:42:12Chumba.
00:42:12Chumba.
00:42:13Chumba.
00:42:14You've got to be more careful
00:42:37what you say to people like that.
00:42:39She deserved it.
00:42:41Well, I didn't.
00:42:43She writes one good article
00:42:44and maybe I'll be able to go a day or two
00:42:46without every inspector in L.A. County
00:42:48trying to close a place down.
00:42:50You just have to keep fighting them.
00:42:53That is not the way I work.
00:42:55That's the only way you can work.
00:42:57Look, Joanne,
00:42:58medicine is big business in this country
00:43:00and we're trying to buck it.
00:43:02We've got to stay cool
00:43:03or they are going to kick our heads in.
00:43:05I thought you were willing to take risks.
00:43:08Don't tell me what I'm willing to do.
00:43:10Not until you're willing to come down here
00:43:12and put your head in the noose with mine.
00:43:17Are you coming back?
00:43:19I don't know.
00:43:20I don't know.
00:43:50How are you doing, babe?
00:43:55Come on.
00:44:16Hi.
00:44:20I brought you something for good luck.
00:44:30What's the matter?
00:44:31I think you know.
00:44:34No, I don't.
00:44:36Why don't you go ask my father?
00:44:38Your father?
00:44:40What are you...
00:44:41He told me all about it.
00:44:46Did he tell you that I stabbed him with a needle?
00:44:48I thought he stabbed you.
00:44:51You're kidding. He really told you that.
00:44:53He did go out for him.
00:44:56I wouldn't go out with your father...
00:44:58...if he were my father.
00:45:03Hey.
00:45:05Take me with you.
00:45:06My father has to prove for me.
00:45:09Your father, huh?
00:45:11Is that a rule?
00:45:12That's a tradition that's more important than a rule.
00:45:14Sure it is.
00:45:17Until you find yourself a new tradition.
00:45:21Come on.
00:45:24You gonna race to win?
00:45:25I was racing to win when I pulled you out of the water.
00:45:30Please.
00:45:34Come on.
00:45:34You're gonna lose!
00:45:53After all I did for you!
00:45:56You're gonna lose!
00:45:58After all he did for you, you're gonna lose.
00:46:01After all he did for me, I almost did.
00:46:03Soulie class, ready to start?
00:46:31Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:46:43All clear.
00:47:01All clear.
00:47:31All clear.
00:48:01All clear.
00:48:31All clear.
00:49:01All clear.
00:49:03All clear.
00:49:07All clear.
00:49:09All clear.
00:49:11All clear.
00:49:13All clear.
00:49:19All clear.
00:49:21All clear.
00:49:23All clear.
00:49:25All clear.
00:49:31All clear.
00:49:33All clear.
00:49:35All clear.
00:49:37All clear.
00:49:39All clear.
00:49:45All clear.
00:49:47All clear.
00:49:49All clear.
00:49:51All clear.
00:49:55All clear.
00:49:59All clear.
00:50:01Okay.
00:50:03All, come on.
00:52:05I'm only angry with those beach boys.
00:52:06You know, I had to get rid of them.
00:52:08The same way, you see, as I had to get rid of you.
00:52:10I can't let them die.
00:52:15I can't let them die.
00:52:27I can't let them die.
00:52:39I can't let them die.
00:52:40I can't let them die.
00:52:46I can't let them die.
00:52:51I can't let them die.
00:52:58I can't let them die.
00:53:05Old man had money coming in from all sides.
00:53:15All the Medicare payments to them old folks was given to them.
00:53:20And he was overcharging them like crazy.
00:53:22I can't let them die.
00:53:23I can't let them die.
00:53:25I can't let them die.
00:53:27I can't let them die.
00:53:28I can't let them die.
00:53:30I can't let them die.
00:53:31Killing their shit, shooting in them people's arms, that's going too.
00:53:36That man was a goddamn tycoon.
00:53:38Sure he was.
00:53:40What are you?
00:53:42Hey, baby, I wasn't anything.
00:53:45I didn't even know what the stuff was until you started coming around and asking questions about it.
00:53:49All I knew was that he had an island somewhere in Baja, had made a stash before they outlawed it.
00:53:55I found out what the stuff did, decided it was about time for him to retire.
00:53:59So you planned on killing him all the time, right?
00:54:02Not from the beginning, baby.
00:54:04Not till you came back.
00:54:07I figured that we might as well get that money and do it together, make a lie for ourselves.
00:54:14Hey, baby, we had some good times together.
00:54:17Yeah, we did.
00:54:24Will you come with me?
00:54:27You always did like boats.
00:54:29I always did like money.
00:54:31And I always did like you.
00:54:39Goodbye, Lester.
00:54:43Michelle.
00:54:43I wasn't really asking you.
00:54:51I'm telling you.
00:54:52You're coming with me.
00:54:53You're coming with me.
00:54:53Ready to come about?
00:55:09What are you doing?
00:55:13I'm pulling out of the race.
00:55:14Why?
00:55:15Why?
00:55:16Because I've already won.
00:55:19You have, huh?
00:55:20Why?
00:55:21Don't you think I'm a winner?
00:55:22Sure, I think you're a winner.
00:55:24You're coming with me.
00:55:24There it is.
00:55:35There it is.
00:55:36There it is.
00:55:37There it is.
00:55:43Michelle, hey, I've got a quarter million dollars of that old man's money down there.
00:55:59Hey, Michelle, all we got to do is dump him out of the sea.
00:56:02He would do it to you.
00:56:05Hey, look, baby, there's no point in me going anyplace if I can't go with you.
00:56:12Michelle.
00:56:13Hey, baby, I did it all for you.
00:56:21Michelle.
00:56:26Look, we've been together a long time now.
00:56:30Come down on me because I was a joke.
00:56:32You got a problem?
00:56:51Aren't you crazy?
00:56:53We got a boat full of stolen money and a dead body on board.
00:56:55And me.
00:56:56Hey, ahoy there.
00:56:58Are you okay?
00:57:08You guys mind giving me a ride back?
00:57:10Hey, what you going to do, leave me here by myself?
00:57:14Oh, now, baby, when I do that, as soon as I get back, I'm going to call the Coast Guard to come out and rescue you, okay?
00:57:20Of course, now, it might take a couple of hours to get you a phone, but I think we can deal with it.
00:57:30Bye, baby.
00:57:39Michelle.
00:57:39We have the pathologist's report that the page is going to be a pathologist.
00:57:45Oh, now, let's go.
00:57:46Oh, now, let's go.
00:57:47Let's go.
00:57:47We have the pathologist's report that the patient, Mrs. Johnson, yes, Mrs. Johnson, contracted
00:58:14and died of septicemia as a result of a transfusion, which was given her on, uh, I don't know what the date is.
00:58:21May we have the first witness?
00:58:26In my whole nine years here, I have not seen as many infractions of the established procedures
00:58:32as this young lady committed single-handed.
00:58:38Just wishing me.
00:58:39Is someone talking?
00:58:41This is a hearing.
00:58:43Continue, Nurse Dockett.
00:58:44When nurses don't follow the rules, the hospital suffers.
00:58:49And when nurses do follow the rules, the patients suffer.
00:58:53Everyone has their duties to perform.
00:58:56And if everyone performs their own duties, the hospital will be better off.
00:59:01The important thing, then, is for the hospital to run smoothly?
00:59:05An efficient hospital is a healthy hospital.
00:59:08My concern is with the hospital, not with the individual patient.
00:59:12One of the charges brought against me is that I treated a man for insulin shock without a doctor's approval.
00:59:21Dr. Krebs, did I try to reach you for permission?
00:59:26Yes, you did.
00:59:28That man would have been dead if I had waited for you.
00:59:33Now, I'd rather lose a job than lose a patient.
00:59:36About the cross-match.
00:59:40I think there's some testimony that needs to be heard here.
00:59:43What are you doing?
00:59:44I'm saving your ass.
00:59:46Our friend, the nurse here, was dragged in this tribunal for one thing.
00:59:55Ordering an unauthorized blood cross-match.
00:59:59Yes?
01:00:00Among others.
01:00:01Well, let's just say that was one of the final straws, okay?
01:00:03How many cases of septicemia in this hospital since this nurse has been relieved of her duties?
01:00:09Four.
01:00:10Well, then, it couldn't have been the procedure at all.
01:00:12It had to be the blood.
01:00:13We ran tests on it.
01:00:14The whole shipment was infected.
01:00:17We'd get blood from all over.
01:00:19There's no way of knowing if some wino and skid row walks into a blood bank with any number of imperfections in his blood.
01:00:25Why didn't you, why didn't anyone say anything about this beforehand?
01:00:30I was asked not to.
01:00:32I was told there could be a lot of lawsuits.
01:00:34Who asked you not to?
01:00:37I'd, I'd rather not say.
01:00:39You tried to cover up what you did by pinning all this on me.
01:00:51Well, the, uh, board has deliberated and we've reached a decision.
01:00:55Under the circumstances, we feel that you cannot be held responsible for the death of the woman.
01:01:02We are not pleased with your methods, but we've decided to be lenient and we're putting you on probation for six months.
01:01:10It doesn't matter.
01:01:11I beg your pardon?
01:01:12Thank you for the vote of confidence.
01:01:14But I have another job.
01:01:18When you get around to treating your nurses like human beings and your patients like people, then you give me a call.
01:01:44I still don't understand why you didn't tell me before.
01:01:56Anyway, I'm a free woman.
01:01:59How free?
01:02:01You still make house calls?
01:02:03I might need a doctor tonight.
01:02:05That's one call I'll make free.
01:02:08Free?
01:02:12Free.
01:02:14Fever's up and his hope is down.
01:02:42He needs your sympathy.
01:02:46The doctor says it's all bliss.
01:02:49Your doubts have been pulled through.
01:02:51Here's your chance just to prove what you can do.
01:02:54Boo, boo, boo.
01:02:58Boo, boo, boo, boo.
01:03:00Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.
01:03:02Boo, boo, boo, boo.
01:03:03Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.
01:03:04Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.
01:03:13Hey.