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00:00Swagat hai aapka piyar ki nagri mein, johan har kadam per dil fake aashik milti hai,
00:05ppar is dèš me aashikon ko kabhi aashikhi karte hai hai hi kaha hai?
00:09To ye karikram, antha piyar hama aapke paas laate hai.
00:12Jaha pe tine aashikon ko, tine mokin nengi, eek sundari ko, aapni maashukah banane ka.
00:18Or kehani ko sundar ta maine nai rakti, legin yaha pe sahe me nai rakti.
00:22Kyunki, tineo aashik or sundari ki aankho me eek pardha hooga.
00:26Sundari ko, uska aashik pasand karne me, hum sab milke unki madad karinge.
00:30Or, pardha hattnay ke baad, usko aapna aashik pehichanna hooga.
00:34Usse pehichanne ke baad hi, hum dhekhenge ki kitna antha piyar aur kitna antha piyasa sahi me maine rakti hai.
00:40Baqi piyar ki tarha, zyadha dhimag na lagayi, is karikram ka anand uthaayi hai.
00:47But are you guys ready to start this show?
00:51Start clapping for my panelists for the day, Jirag Panjwane!
00:56Kostab Agrabai and Rajal Suuul!
01:14Yeah, Kostab, hame toh bhoot time se fanyi lagta hai,
01:16but tuja ye newfound fame kaisa lagta hai, sub-found fame?
01:19My logo na actually ye lagta hai ki me fame ki wazom ituna fame aaga ki banjsh me na note rakke bed pe me bantiyon ka s**t kar raho hon.
01:27Leke na asliyet me me chiller rakke mu'th maara hon.
01:29Sama na malla?
01:30Ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha!
01:44Very nice.
01:45You can do it with us.
01:47You can do it with us.
01:49They are poetry.
01:51So, let's do it with us.
01:53What is it?
01:55It's great.
01:57I said one of you...
02:01When my heart is gone,
02:03I don't do it,
02:05but I don't do it.
02:07I don't do it.
02:09I don't do it,
02:11but I don't do it.
02:13I don't do it.
02:17I went to Shire, you know that.
02:19I don't do it.
02:21I don't do everything in the world,
02:23but I don't do it.
02:25Start clapping for our contestant for the day.
02:29Nancy Tripathi guys.
02:31What's up?
02:33Hi Nancy, how are you?
02:35Hello, good only. How are you?
02:37Oh my God, lose that attitude, girl.
02:39Nancy,
02:41Nancy,
02:43do you want to give me an introduction?
02:45No, thanks.
02:47Ohhhh.
02:49Three, two, one.
02:51Hello everybody, this is Nancy.
02:53I'm 20 years old, majoring in economics.
02:55I'm also trying to run a jewelry business on the side.
02:57If it weren't for Vivek,
02:59I have no idea why I'm on this show.
03:01Hmm.
03:03Ohhhh.
03:05Actually Vivek type 5'8 and above actually,
03:07right?
03:09I don't really have a type,
03:11I don't really have a type,
03:13but preferably someone who has his dad's business,
03:15but also isn't willing to join it.
03:17No, no, no.
03:19But, Nancy,
03:21what type of London are you doing?
03:23Um, I don't really have a type,
03:25but preferably someone who has his dad's business,
03:27but also isn't willing to join it.
03:29The important criteria is that
03:31he's gold in the vicinity,
03:33but you don't need it.
03:35He should be capable enough
03:37to do something on his own,
03:39but if he's not,
03:41ohhhh.
03:43Oh, nice.
03:49Because you don't have to describe yourself,
03:51we're learning from your form.
03:53Describe yourself in three words.
03:55Retarded,
03:57Batamiz,
03:59or Machli.
04:01It's Manchali.
04:03Sorry, sorry, sorry.
04:05This is Batamiz, Machli.
04:07When Chirak brother married in Bengali,
04:09they only look at Machli.
04:11Yeah, everywhere I go.
04:13Yeah, everywhere I go.
04:17Why are you talking about retarded?
04:19I think
04:21I don't get my little love
04:23because I'm on the show.
04:25I don't get my little love.
04:27I don't get my little love.
04:29I don't get my little love.
04:31I don't get my little love.
04:33I don't get my little love.
04:35Oh, okay.
04:37Weirdest date of your life,
04:39told me to pet his forehead
04:41because he misses his dad.
04:43He also had like a star tattooed on his back,
04:59and I asked him what does it mean?
05:01He was like,
05:03he was like,
05:05he was like,
05:07he was like,
05:09I think there was something wrong with him.
05:11Yeah, actually,
05:12he got his love with his dad.
05:13Yes.
05:14I envy you.
05:21Physical qualities you like in a person,
05:23Adam's apple.
05:24No, he said,
05:25what do you say?
05:26What do you say?
05:27What do you say?
05:28What do you say?
05:29This is Tatoo, brother.
05:30What do you like from Tatoo?
05:32Why do you like Adam's apple?
05:34Could you please rephrase it?
05:36No, he said,
05:37I am not feeling comfortable enough.
05:38Okay, okay.
05:39Ma'am, Adam's apple,
05:40do you like Adam's apple?
05:41Yes, ma'am.
05:42I don't listen to this.
05:43I've always listened to someone
05:44that you like Tatoo.
05:49I'm gonna say it again and again.
05:51Stop.
05:52She should know what she likes,
05:53okay?
05:57Karam Pani beating.
06:01This is the same thing for Tatoo.
06:03I love you.
06:08You take a sip of such big sips.
06:09You take too small,
06:10if you're little people are
06:12little.
06:14What do you think about Adam's apple?
06:15What is your impression about Adam's apple?
06:17Anyone has to like the eyes.
06:19I mean, there is no reason.
06:20Because he's an Adam's apple!
06:21If he has a good Adam's apple,
06:26I think he will teach me a thing or 2
06:28about gag reflex.
06:29Okay.
06:30I think he should be hitting the gym.
06:57If not gym, any physical activity, either sports or yoga?
07:01Physical activity, they say what are you doing?
07:10Do you call it for Londo?
07:11Yes.
07:12Do you even dance for Nansi?
07:17Start clapping for the contestant.
07:18A, B and C.
07:19Do you want to dance for Londo?
07:21How are you doing?
07:23I'm eating a lot.
07:26I feel like Vimbar's ad is coming.
07:33I'm shocked.
07:37Do you want to dance for one or two?
07:41What's your name?
07:43Aman.
07:44Aman, what's your name?
07:45Japneet.
07:46Japneet, what's your name?
07:48I don't want to dance for love?
07:49We don't want to dance with love.
07:52Why do you call it with love?
07:53Why do you call it with love?
07:54We just don't call it with regret.
07:58Audience decide to go first.
07:59Who will be next?
08:00What do you think?
08:01Who do you think before Aman?
08:02Jogi.
08:04Who do you think before Japan?
08:07Who do you think before Jepneet?
08:08Who do you think when Mridul?
08:09Viva!
08:10Wow, man.
08:11Wow.
08:12Hmm
08:28Hello everyone and a special hello to Nancy. Hello to you too. My name is Japneet and my friends call me huggymaru
08:35and i own a clothing store named sorry boys
08:41yeah being a cat guy i'm also looking for murder for my cats
08:44and a yapper
08:46oh man and
08:47yaha galat ho gaya
08:48yaha galat ho gaya
08:49no problem
08:50and a yapper girlfriend
08:52and a yapper girlfriend
08:53and a yapper girlfriend
08:54and a yapper girlfriend
08:55and a yapper girlfriend
08:56and she's a lucky doctor
08:57daughter
08:58she's a lucky daughter
08:59oh god
09:00oh god
09:01hello nancy
09:02hi how are you
09:03i'm good what about you
09:04good only
09:07my personal question is
09:09how is your relationship with your family
09:12oopsie
09:13oh
09:14with your parents
09:15with your parents
09:16what's your relation with your parents
09:21oh it's getting better
09:22we have stopped talking
09:24we live separately
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12:13Don't do it like that. Don't do it like that. Don't do it so obvious.
12:17You've already seen it in the chorus.
12:20The Japanese is saying,
12:21Look at my baby.
12:25Tell Abu, how do you listen to this song?
12:28Yes, I'm majorly into rap, otherwise Punjabi.
12:31Otherwise Punjabi.
12:32So, who's your favourite artist from DHH?
12:34DHH?
12:36I don't like anything, but if I have to name somebody, it's either Sidhemoth or Krishna.
12:42Oh, boy.
12:43Actually, DHH is a parent body, that's why Nancy doesn't like it.
12:52No, no. Your top artist in pop in English was your top artist?
12:55Englishman?
12:56Yes.
12:57No, no, bro. I listen, I listen.
12:59But I don't like that, bro.
13:03King!
13:06King!
13:07King!
13:12King!
13:13King!
13:14King!
13:15King!
13:16King!
13:17King!
13:18No, no, no, no.
13:21Shining in the setting like a pearl upon the ocean.
13:25I hope feel me.
13:27I hope feel me.
13:29I hope feel me.
13:30Settings and legal.
13:32No, no, bro, bro, bro.
13:33I hope feel me.
13:35I hope feel me.
13:37I hope feel me.
13:38I hear MG.
13:39MG.
13:39Machine Gun Kelly.
13:40No, no.
13:41No, no.
13:42Machine Gun Kelly.
13:44I hope she's a good girlfriend.
13:44She's a good girlfriend.
13:45You know, some people can't hear a machine gun artist.
13:49I say a machine gun song.
13:59Mridul, your timer starts in 5.
14:024, 3, 2, 1.
14:06Hi, Nancy.
14:07Hello.
14:08My name is Mani, and...
14:10I like to turn on what Mridul told me.
14:12So my name is Mridul, aka Mani.
14:17Very nice.
14:18Professionally, I am struggling.
14:26If I haven't come to understand, I am not a comedian.
14:29I am an actor, model, filmmaker.
14:31One work, Nancy. Give me three options.
14:33And if I have picked it perfectly, it's like a good match.
14:36Let's go.
14:37Give me three options, Nancy.
14:39Paneer, Tofu, Eggs.
14:42Eggs?
14:43Eggs.
14:44Eggs.
14:45I am a vegetarian.
14:49Nancy, we are giving you a strap-on.
14:51But, yeah.
14:52We are taking you. How did you start eating?
14:55What are you doing?
14:57What are you doing?
14:59What are you doing?
15:01Do you want to ask something, Nancy?
15:02Yes, Nancy.
15:03Why are you here? What are you looking for?
15:05I was looking for you.
15:08Hey, shut up, shut up.
15:09What are you talking about?
15:10Tell me.
15:11I am actually looking for you, Nancy.
15:12That's why I am here.
15:13That is utter bullshit.
15:17Nancy, why don't you do this?
15:19Why don't you do this?
15:22She is so self-aware.
15:24What are you doing?
15:26Who hurt you?
15:27Who hurt me?
15:28Can I ask her your age?
15:30Twenty.
15:31Okay, Nancy, how old are you?
15:33Twenty.
15:34Twenty?
15:35Yes.
15:36Nice.
15:37Okay, that explains stuff.
15:49In a good way, guys.
15:50In a good way.
15:51In a very good way.
15:56No, I am done.
15:57Ohhhh.
15:58Ohhhh.
15:59Ohhhh.
16:00Ohhhh.
16:01Nancy, is there any in-time?
16:02What are you doing?
16:04What are you doing?
16:05I just want to go home.
16:06Ohhhh.
16:07Ohhhh.
16:08Ohhhh.
16:09Ohhhh.
16:10Ohhhh.
16:11Ohhhh.
16:12Ohhhh.
16:13Ohhhh.
16:14Uhhhh.
16:15First, even though I am blindfolded, Nancy, I am sure that you were the highlight of the day.
16:21Ohhhh.
16:22Damn.
16:23Thank you, damn.
16:24Oh, yeah.
16:25Nancy, talk about love with her.
16:26That's why she is giving her face.
16:29Nancy, a floating line.
16:30Please.
16:31No, thanks.
16:32No, thanks.
16:34Nancy, what are you doing?
16:36What are you doing?
16:39One second.
16:40Niti Ji, are you doing this at home?
16:42Yes.
16:43One second.
16:44Niti Ji, do you want me to give a mic?
16:45Because I won't do this at home can be bad for you.
16:46Yeah.
16:47I'll tell you my parents are fine.
16:48But like, I said both of them would be most compatible.
16:52Right?
16:53Riddul and Nancy.
16:54Yeah.
16:55That's what I do.
16:56I am telling you that Riddul should force her to flirt.
16:57But then she doesn't want to do the same.
16:58Yeah, she is exactly like that.
16:59But now you are more terrifying.
17:00You're more terrifying than me.
17:01Oh, yes.
17:02If you are new to see you.
17:03I'm telling you.
17:04Sorry, sorry.
17:05Sorry, sorry.
17:06Sorry.
17:07Sorry.
17:08Sorry.
17:09Sorry, sorry.
17:10Sorry.
17:11Sorry, sorry.
17:12Sorry, sorry.
17:14Sorry.
17:15Sorry sorry sorry sorry thanks lot
17:17One time your Nidhi name is Nidhi
17:19Mansi
17:20Mansi, I will be happy to go to Nidhi
17:22Thanks lot Mansi
17:23You like to go to date on Nancy or not?
17:25God, I hate date
17:26I don't like to go to date
17:27I don't like to go to date
17:28I don't like to go to date
17:29Then you're taking therapy
17:37Nancy, if you have to forcefully
17:39If you have to tell a quality
17:41How do you say this?
17:43Ignorance, Acceptance
17:45There are three qualities
17:46There are three qualities
17:47There are three qualities
17:49Tell them
17:50I think Mradul is a little bad-tameez
17:52Which I like
17:53Which I like?
17:54Okay, bro
17:55So I'm going to kill them and kill them
17:59What do you mean?
18:00You're going to take a nap
18:01You're going to take a nap
18:03You're going to take a nap
18:05And you're going to take a nap
18:07You're going to take a nap
18:09You're going to take a nap
18:10Now my favourite round
18:11Which is
18:12NICE
18:15Nice
18:16Nice
18:18Nice
18:19Nice
18:20Yeah
18:21OK
18:23Nice
18:24Nice
18:25Nice
18:29You're going to take both of them
18:30With me
18:33You're going to come in the car
18:35You agreed to take the wird
18:37I'm going to defend myself.
18:38Which colour is it?
18:39Which colour is it?
18:40Which colour is it?
18:41You're supposed to imagine that?
18:44Eventually, you'll call Chiraghi, who has a lingerie.
18:48Yeah.
18:51This will be fun.
18:52This will be fun.
18:53I'm going to be a car.
18:54I'm going to be a car.
18:56Okay.
18:57Okay.
18:58Okay.
18:59Okay.
19:00Okay.
19:01Okay.
19:02Okay.
19:03Okay.
19:04Okay.
19:05Okay.
19:06Okay.
19:07Which colour is it?
19:09Okay.
19:10I'm going to be a lingerie and lingerie.
19:14Lights, camera, camera.
19:17Okay.
19:18Okay.
19:19Where are we going?
19:21Radul, we're going to take the car.
19:23You're going to take the car.
19:24Okay.
19:25Let's go to the adventure.
19:26Let's go to the adventure.
19:27I'm going to the adventure.
19:28I'm going to show you.
19:29I'm showing you.
19:30I'm showing you.
19:31I'm showing you.
19:32I'm showing you.
19:33Huh?
19:36Surprise!
19:38It's a gift!
19:39It's a gift!
19:44It's a gift!
19:45But why is this L?
19:47Why is this L?
19:48Why is this L?
19:49It's a L.
19:50This L.
19:51It's small.
19:52It's not even my one pair.
19:53How is it going from that?
19:55What are you talking about?
19:56You're so small?
19:57Who's coming?
19:58You're such a nice body.
19:59You're so small.
20:00No.
20:01This is not even my one pair.
20:02What are you talking about?
20:03What are you talking about?
20:04Keep it up!
20:05Keep it up!
20:06Give it up!
20:07Give it up!
20:08Give it up!
20:09What will it happen?
20:10What will it happen?
20:11I had to give this surprise for me.
20:12I don't want to do that.
20:13Actually, that shopkeeper has put it wrong.
20:16I will return it.
20:17It's my bill.
20:18I will put it up.
20:19I will put it up.
20:20I will put it up.
20:21One second, one second.
20:22It's a call.
20:23Hello?
20:24Put it up on the speaker.
20:25You can hear the intrusive thoughts you can hear.
20:35Tring tring.
20:36Yes.
20:37Let me go to the speaker.
20:39Yes.
20:40Hello?
20:41Hello?
20:42Hello?
20:43Hello?
20:44Who's this fuck?
20:45Who's this fuck?
20:46Sorry.
20:47Who's this fuck?
20:48Money?
20:49Hi!
20:55Money!
20:57I thought, oh, I called you money!
20:59Hello?
21:00I am not money.
21:02What's money?
21:03Who's this money?
21:04Who is this money?
21:05Who is this money?
21:06Who knows?
21:07Who knows?
21:08All of you are like a man.
21:10I will slap you right now.
21:13Let me at least figure out the situation.
21:15No, no.
21:16Okay.
21:17It's in the chair box.
21:18Hello?
21:19It's in the chair box.
21:20It's in the chair box.
21:21It's in the chair box.
21:22It's in the chair.
21:23He's in the chair box.
21:26Hello?
21:27Who's this?
21:28Yes?
21:29I am money.
21:30What?
21:31You are money.
21:32Friend.
21:33Friend.
21:34Friend.
21:35Friend.
21:36Friend.
21:37Friend.
21:38Friend.
21:40Friend.
21:42Friend.
21:44Friend.
21:46Friend.
21:47Friend.
21:48Friend.
21:49Friend.
21:50Friend.
21:51Oh, oh.
21:52You came with it, see, see, there.
21:53It's what I'm trying to find.
21:54When can you get my sport?
21:56It's just like it's like there.
21:57I'm trying to find it.
21:59No.
22:00I'll get it and you'll get it.
22:01Actually.
22:03No.
22:05You get what you are saying.
22:07Okay, and when you know what I'm getting to know,
22:09but it's because it's sort of replaced me.
22:14Your self?
22:15No.
22:16100 number dials, that's it?
22:17All right, I'll do that.
22:18How many people?
22:19How many?
22:20I got some pressure on my hands.
22:21What can I do?
22:22You can sit there?
22:23This is my man.
22:24He is a man.
22:25He's a man.
22:26Maybe this is a temperature.
22:28Ma'am, you know what's your hand?
22:30Yes.
22:31I'll try it.
22:33Sorry.
22:34You got this.
22:35You got this.
22:36He's got this temperature.
22:37This is the temperature of the A.C.
22:38He's got this temperature 30 degree.
22:40He's got this temperature.
22:41So get comfortable.
22:42Go on.
22:43This is a trick.
22:45I also got this.
22:46Yes.
22:47It's not me.
22:48That's right.
22:49This car is bad, so you're going to go upstairs.
22:53What are you doing to girls' money?
22:54You're going to go upstairs to girls' money.
22:55I'm going to go for four years, Mridul.
22:58But you have to do one job.
23:00You have to do it.
23:01You have to do it.
23:02I have to do it.
23:03This car isn't bad.
23:04Because when you don't know anything from this,
23:05you're saying that it's okay and it's okay.
23:07Okay.
23:08Yes, this is my side.
23:09What's your stress?
23:12This is going on.
23:13It's going on double timing.
23:14You're doing moonlighting here.
23:16You've got a fight.
23:17I want to go to the police office.
23:19I do want to go there.
23:19No, Ollie, Ollie.
23:20I'll kauai-
23:37I'll break up with you, Mark.
23:48I will come for your life, Maniya Deez, you should remember.
23:52Call me Mridul.
23:53Who is Mridul?
23:54Who is Mridul?
23:55Who is Mridul?
23:56Who is Mridul?
23:57I'm going to break your car now.
24:00Now, I'm a good guy.
24:02I don't know how to go.
24:04I don't know how to go.
24:06This doesn't mean a bad guy.
24:09I mean, I don't know how to go.
24:11No, no.
24:12I'm a bad guy.
24:14If you have both of them,
24:16I'll call him later.
24:17No, no.
24:18You don't have a bad guy.
24:19Don't give me any bad guy.
24:21I'm very late for the office.
24:23I'm going to leave you alone.
24:24I'm going to leave you alone without bad guy.
24:26You're also going to be appraisal.
24:36Why?
24:38Hey, man.
24:39Don't do this.
24:40I'm going to say a wrong word.
24:42What are you doing?
24:43What are you doing?
24:44What are you doing?
24:45You're right.
24:46You're right.
24:47I'm right.
24:48You don't get mad at me.
24:49Wait.
24:50You're not good.
24:51I'm going to go.
24:52I've ran a lot to chill.
24:54Who are you on?
25:02You aren't?
25:04I've been told you.
25:06I am so so sorry
25:09I am saying them
25:11Even your dog is eating, I'm going to take my heart
25:14This phone you call me and will cut me from that
25:18The phone will not cut me when it's my dog
25:22And this one is a gift
25:23second hand the dog's sih coming at it
25:26like his mom won't have any money
25:28Oh boy, my little boy
25:30are you in a pussy
25:31What are you talking about?
25:33Notice
25:34I know...
25:43You're wrong...
25:45But...
25:46You're wrong...
25:49Now, I'm from Japan, man...
25:51You're from Japan, man...
25:53You're from Japan, right?
25:54Who is your father?
25:58Who is my puta?
26:00Oh
26:30आजच जी आपके पापा है
26:31तो आपको कन्विंस करने की कौस्त भी अब घर रहेगी, ठीक है?
26:33सिंबल करके समझा दें, देखो तो मैं एक मेटावर्स में हूँ
26:42चराख भाई कुछ दिर के लिए बिल्ली बनना, ठीक है?
26:45लाइट्स
26:48कौस्त भी
26:49हाँ
26:50आज एक बहुत स्पेशल दे है, मैं आपको अपनी शॉप से कुड़ते दूँगा, वो पहन के आज घर चलते है
26:56यह मैं किदे देगा?
26:58थोड़ा अराम से भाई
26:59मैं अभी कम आई यह मेरी
27:01यह मैं गिफ्त देरो यहार
27:02पट्टन लही नहीं है कुड्तिया
27:04रजद भाई दो में टुको था भाई
27:07वह
27:15तू साले आप बीच में नहीं
27:18वाट पता अगाँ
27:20भाई में कितना सफ़ाइए
27:21वाई बिलियन दजाब
27:31रजद सही में पंजाबी आपको बता दू
27:33तू सी क्रलσι läuft
27:36वह सीनऊ
27:39वास तूस तल्हि
27:41मेरा पुतध़ जीवन्हा रोठत़ भाई
27:45भाश या मैं तयरा
27:48पपा शाघạnh
27:49पापाजी शांत शांत रो
27:52शांत रवाँ तू कुर्थी बड़ता है
27:58मैं तटार ली मेरी कुर्थी में नू वापिस है
28:00What is that?
28:02Oh, pay-pay-la-ke-kurti-bna-on-da-mae.
28:06Kee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hun-da-yaa.
28:09Oh, whore-ni-chal-looga.
28:12Papa-ji, shant, yaar. Papa, shant, hoja, yaar.
28:22Oh, let's cut the mic, bro.
28:25Aastabhi.
28:27One second.
28:28Aastabhi.
28:29Aastabhi, aastabhi?
28:30I don't know.
28:31I don't know, I'll beенной with you.
28:33I do not rap with you.
28:34I had a hat with you.
28:36Aastabhi, my papa is like drinking this.
28:39When they are normally...
28:41He is very sweet.
28:43I don't know, yaar.
28:46Papa-ji, shant, hoja, yaar.
28:48Papa-ji, shant, hoja, yaar.
28:49Aastaabhi?
28:50He just doesn't live.
28:51Just don't live yet.
28:53We are not accessing the maus.
28:54Papa-ji, listen, then.
28:55Kastabhi, é...
28:56She will be with us
28:58Our?
28:59Will you be with me?
29:01Our?
29:02My sister will be with me
29:03I will give you 24 hours
29:05I will give you all these clothes
29:07I will give you all these clothes
29:15Papa, you don't remember anything
29:17I have seen you many times photos
29:19How many?
29:21My girlfriend is my
29:22My girlfriend
29:24My girlfriend
29:25You are the only one
29:27I don't wanna show my girlfriend
29:29You are like a girl
29:31She is a girl
29:33She is a girl
29:34How do you love me
29:35Who do you love me?
29:37I do my love
29:39I do my girlfriend
29:40She will be more
29:41But you don't love me
29:42You don't love me
29:45You are the same
29:46You are the same
29:47You are the same
29:48And your girlfriend
29:49You are the same
29:50And my girlfriend
29:52I am the same
29:53Sorry
29:59Check out
30:01What did you say?
30:03Dad, a girl, you are a girl, you are a girl, you are a girl
30:07The choice is my father
30:11It will be good
30:13My dad is a girl
30:15But my dad is a girl
30:17Your man is a girl
30:19But we will be different
30:21No, why?
30:23Without a divorce, you will be a girl
30:27My dad
30:29My dad
30:31My dad
30:33Do you promise me, my dad
30:35Say it, say it
30:37I will be a girl
30:39I will be a girl
30:41Then I will be a girl
30:43I will be a girl
30:45I will be a girl
30:47I will be a girl
30:49I will be a girl
30:51No girl
30:53I will be a girl
30:55Promise
30:57You will be a girl
30:59I will not hear you
31:01I will be a girl
31:03You will be a girl
31:05Papa Ji
31:07You will be a girl
31:09I will be a girl
31:11This is a girl
31:13I will be a girl
31:15I will be a girl
31:17I will be a girl
31:19I will be a girl
31:21Then I will wear a girl
31:23I will be a girl
31:25I will be a girl
31:26I will show you
31:27I will be a girl
31:29Now I will do very well
31:31Kindly
31:34Aman, up here
31:35Amen
31:36If you feel Artic
31:45So we want to do something else, let's leave our rap.
31:48Okay.
31:49Okay, that's the situation.
31:50The situation is that Khaustubh is a girlfriend, as usual.
31:53And Chirag and Rajat are his father's mother.
31:56And the point is that he doesn't like it, that he doesn't like rap.
32:00So he doesn't approve.
32:02And Khaustubh is also convinced that he's leaving all these.
32:05Lights!
32:06Action!
32:07Ping-tong!
32:08Oh, he's coming, he's coming.
32:10I'm coming, I'm coming.
32:12See, he's coming.
32:15Aman, I mean...
32:17No, no, Aman, I know you.
32:18You're talking about auntie.
32:19It's a big thing.
32:20I thought, yo, yo, mother f***er.
32:24No, no, auntie.
32:25Auntie, auntie.
32:26Who is auntie?
32:27Who is auntie?
32:28Who is auntie?
32:29Mom...
32:30Mom...
32:31Mom...
32:32Mom...
32:33Mom...
32:34Don't tell me anything.
32:35Don't tell me anything.
32:36Don't tell me anything.
32:37Don't tell me anything.
32:39Oh, how did you rap rap?
32:41Mom...
32:42Mom...
32:43Mom...
32:44Mom...
32:45Mom...
32:46I'm asking her, auntie.
32:47Why would you say that?
32:48That's not my auntie.
32:49Why are you laughing at that?
32:50All the things, son.
32:51Tell me about it.
32:52Why did you get a bear on your own...
32:57Is this a bear on your own?
32:59Is this a bear?
33:00Is this a bear on your own?
33:01Is this a bear on your own?
33:03Is this a bear on your own?
33:05I'm so happy that I'm not happy that I have to buy you.
33:06I have to buy you.
33:07I
33:37This is a risky job.
33:43Something happens and something doesn't happen.
33:44Imagine, yesterday you have only two people's work in Shubham.
33:49Yes.
33:50One is a girl and she takes a girl and then...
33:53So, our baby will die and this will die?
33:57No, no, no.
33:57Yes.
33:58Papa, you're doing this again.
34:00My baby is very sweet.
34:04Chocolate.
34:05First of all, our profession and our work...
34:08...but my life is only only one.
34:13Uncle, auntie, explain me properly.
34:15Auntie, son, auntie.
34:21How do you love auntie, auntie, auntie?
34:23No.
34:24Your heart is clean.
34:25Your heart is clean, Papa.
34:26Your heart is clean.
34:27Jeeb is clean.
34:28First of all...
34:31No, no, no, no.
34:32I'm going to play a show.
34:34I'm going to play a show.
34:34I'm going to play my mother.
34:36I don't know.
34:38We can't talk about the show.
34:40I'm not having a show.
34:42But what do you mean?
34:44Show is a show?
34:45This is his language.
34:47I'm here to show.
34:49I'm saying that you give me one, two years.
34:52Watch it.
34:53Just stop.
34:55No, no, no.
34:56You will be, you?
34:58What?
34:59I will go home one year and then something else will happen.
35:01Oh no, I'll leave it, right?
35:03What?
35:04Wrap, wrap.
35:05Oh
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40:16A
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40:21can you
40:22what?
40:24Are we
40:25called the show?
40:261
40:282
40:291
40:30into traveling?
40:31Yes, yes, absolutely.
40:32I hate traveling.
40:41How do you experience your experience?
40:43Tell me.
40:44I didn't feel good.
40:45I was going to take my wife and it wasn't.
40:48Oh, form B?
40:50Yes, that's it.
40:53Tell me, Nancy, I can tell you,
40:56why do you think feminism is not able to believe in your family?
41:00Oh, boy.
41:04Okay.
41:05So, what's your perspective on sex?
41:06Why is your body count zero?
41:08Perspective, man.
41:09Oh, it's zero, man.
41:11Yeah, perspective is when it happens.
41:24I mean, life, man, balance is necessary.
41:27So, if I'm not feeling connected,
41:29then what's the benefit of this thing?
41:34Bro, on the mic and life match, spit facts, bro.
41:40But I'm going to ask you, Nancy,
41:41I'm going to ask you,
41:42if your friends are not friends?
41:43Yeah.
41:54You need to be personal.
41:55No, friends.
41:56No or thanks.
41:58No, no.
41:59I mean, I don't know anything about you.
42:01And I'm just asking you,
42:03your friends are not the right thing.
42:04What are you doing with me personally?
42:06I'm not the right thing.
42:07If you're talking about sex,
42:08you're talking about that.
42:09Zero body count,
42:10but that's personal.
42:11Is it all about that?
42:12No.
42:13It's a little selective.
42:16You need a little emotional girl.
42:18You don't have emotional girl,
42:20you have emotional availability of that girl.
42:22I mean, that's not...
42:26I mean, I'm a modern poet,
42:29I'm a modern poet, bro. I'm so mature, yeah.
42:32What's that?
42:37Tell me, tell me something that you're happy, Nancy.
42:41Making my parents proud.
42:45That's a lot, that's a lot.
42:46Let's go, Nancy has done it.
42:55Nancy, making your parents proud, very nice.
42:57Very nice.
42:58This is good, man.
42:59I'll give it to you for this.
43:01Oh, sweet, man.
43:02And how do you want to do it?
43:06I think Deedee will have to remove it.
43:15Why do you like to travel?
43:17I told you, Deedee was just left.
43:19And we ended up in a secret waterfall and we almost died.
43:25Oh.
43:26Bro, tell me.
43:27Shit.
43:29What's that?
43:30What's that?
43:31Tell me, bro.
43:32I mean, I'm interested.
43:34I'll go again once again?
43:36No, no, tell me, tell me.
43:39Because it's a little bit of a track.
43:40If we're going on a track, we're going on a waterfall.
43:42But, die, bro.
43:43But that was my first track.
43:48Die, bro.
43:49No.
43:50Bro, I want to know the story.
43:51I want to know the story.
43:53I want to know the story.
43:54Are you suicidal?
43:56I?
43:57No, no.
43:58I'm a rapper.
43:59No, no, no.
44:00I'm a rapper.
44:01No, no, I'm a rapper.
44:02No, no, no.
44:04I don't like it.
44:05No, I don't like it.
44:07Your life is a big deal.
44:09I love you.
44:10So, my life is a huge deal.
44:11Brother, your sex didn't happen.
44:12I don't like it.
44:14Brother, you haven't met me.
44:15I really like it. How much you like it?
44:17It's a big deal, bro.
44:19Bro, you haven't done sex yet.
44:21Bro, you didn't want to die without doing it.
44:23When you have sex, your life will be very hard.
44:27If you're happy, you don't know.
44:29If you're happy, you don't know.
44:31I don't know.
44:33I think, I think Nancy wants to roast. Is that true?
44:35Of course, sir.
44:37You like to roast?
44:39Yes, thanks.
44:41Travelling is like a negotiable part.
44:43For you.
44:45Man, you have a little contract signed in life.
44:47That you don't do it.
44:49Don't do it. Don't do it.
44:51Don't do it, don't do it.
44:53Let's go to both of them.
44:55I don't know.
44:57I don't know.
44:59I don't know.
45:01I don't know.
45:03I don't know.
45:05I don't know.
45:07I don't know.
45:09I don't know.
45:14Five.
45:15Four.
45:16Three.
45:17Two.
45:18One.
45:19This is Aman.
45:21Nice.
45:23Nice.
45:24Nice to meet you.
45:25If both have pinked it,
45:27we will paint it on their date.
45:28And we will go to waterfall.
45:30And I hope,
45:31this time, both will die.
45:33You are three people.
45:35You are three people.
45:37You are three people.
45:39Sorry.
45:40I love you.
45:41If someone has blacked it,
45:42they will steal.
45:43If someone has blacked it,
45:44they will steal.
45:45If someone has blacked it,
45:46then...
45:47Tell me.
45:48What's your update?
45:49What's your update?
45:50I'm taking my name.
45:52You are right,
45:55You didn't have a verse.
45:56Oh…
45:57Dear Dear Dear Dear Dear Dear fabric.
46:00So what?
46:02Dear Dear Dear Dear known Terabbi.
46:11I think that my overall image comes to the same
46:13that I gave it a steal.
46:14I would give it a chance.
46:15Two dollars.
46:16Give us money.
46:17Tell me.
46:20Don't win this elite.
46:20I would like to give it a chance.
46:32Oh, very nice here, sweet.
46:33If you do it right, then we will not sleep at all.
46:37We will not sleep at night.
46:39We will say that the actual gamer was dancing.
46:42Ten!
46:43Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, three, one!
47:13Before the whole audience, I'm sorry Nancy.
47:28Its like everything I do, im also like black.
47:32Two friends!
47:38If I gave you a chance in next five seconds to change the decision, would you?
47:42you? No, no.
47:44Five!
47:46And...
47:48No! No!
47:50I mean, with the whole respect and no.
47:55For my opinion,
47:57you should also give the opportunity to become a quality girl
47:59and Londo to be able to make a chance to make a quality girl.
48:01That's been my show!
48:03Thanks a lot for being here.
48:05Love you the most.
48:07Hey, yo, go back to 2FX online.
48:09We are here.
48:11We are here.
48:13Thanks a lot.
48:15Love you the most guys.
48:17Thanks a lot for coming.
48:19Generally, we are here.
48:21We are here.
48:23We are here.
48:25We are here.
48:27We are here.
48:29We are here.
48:31We are here.
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