An American playwright living in Rome consults a quack psychiatrist to combat his fears of balding and save his failing | dG1fbk9nQ2FEWWJFc1k
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00:00Pussycat. Pussycat. I love you. Thank you, my dear.
00:09Pussycat. Pussycat. I love you. The story of a man and a woman and a woman and a woman and a woman.
00:22Pussycat. Pussycat. I love you. The story of Fred C. Dobbs who said, I never met a woman I didn't.
00:30Like. Fred C. Dobbs. Fred C. Dobbs. The man who was single-handedly responsible for the sack of Rome.
00:40Are you always so blunt? Fred! C. Dobbs. A man torn between his wife, his mistress, his girlfriend, his maid, his secretary, his secretary's niece, and a love-crazed gorilla named Milton.
00:58Milton. Milton. I love you. It's perverted. It's obscene. How can you expect Fred to return your love when you're losing your hair?
01:09He loves you deeply, devotedly. I'm his wife, I should know. Everyone in Europe is so continental.
01:20Pussycat. Pussycat. I love you. The motion picture dedicated to the proposition.
01:25Pussycat. Will you? Or won't you take off your clothes?
01:29Ian McShane. Anna Calder Marshall. John Gavin.
01:33Will we ever get a footer so loud?
01:36I'm coming back for you.
01:38Severn Darden as Dr. Parquois.
01:40You marching moron. I'm just as sick as anybody else.
01:44Joyce Van Patten as his wife.
01:46Ah, ah, ah, ah, you missed me.
01:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha