Teaching My Robot Boyfriend How To Love Full
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00:00:00Now remember, you're here because of me, so don't go embarrassing me now.
00:00:11Rachel, it's been a while.
00:00:15Hi there, sexy.
00:00:16Hi there.
00:00:17So, are you going to come over tonight?
00:00:19Oh, yeah.
00:00:20Who is she?
00:00:21Oh, that's just my girlfriend.
00:00:24If she can watch us.
00:00:26Okay.
00:00:30I think you're forgetting her place, Anne.
00:00:33Remember, if you don't behave yourself, you can still have James terminated.
00:00:43James?
00:00:44Darling?
00:00:46Yes?
00:00:47Would you like me to get you a drink?
00:00:50James?
00:00:52Excuse me, do I know you?
00:01:00James?
00:01:01Who's this?
00:01:02I'm not sure.
00:01:03What's happening?
00:01:04Excuse me, miss.
00:01:05This is very inappropriate.
00:01:06I don't know you.
00:01:07And I already have a girlfriend.
00:01:08Get your hands off of him.
00:01:09Who invited this woman to this party anyways?
00:01:10That's my girlfriend.
00:01:11Okay.
00:01:12But the little family will stop embarrassing me.
00:01:14Well, well, well, well.
00:01:15Isn't it the infamous Michael Huston?
00:01:16Why am I not surprised?
00:01:17You seem to always pick up strays.
00:01:18And you always lower the bar.
00:01:19Humans aren't good enough for you now?
00:01:20I know your boyfriend's a robot.
00:01:21I know your boyfriend's a robot.
00:01:22I don't know you.
00:01:23I don't know you.
00:01:24I don't know you.
00:01:25I don't know you.
00:01:26And I already have a girlfriend.
00:01:27Get your hands off of him.
00:01:28Who invited this woman to this party anyways?
00:01:29Who invited this woman to this party anyways?
00:01:31That's my girlfriend.
00:01:32Why am I not surprised?
00:01:33You seem to always pick up strays.
00:01:35And you always lower the bar.
00:01:37Humans aren't good enough for you now?
00:01:39I know your boyfriend's a robot.
00:01:43Oh, don't worry.
00:01:44I won't say a word.
00:01:46Just keep your mouth shut.
00:01:49False alarm.
00:01:51My girlfriend seems to be mixing this person up with someone else.
00:01:55Come on.
00:01:56James.
00:01:57Let's go.
00:01:58Please, James.
00:01:59What is this?
00:02:06Some sort of melodrama?
00:02:08It's so fucking ridiculous.
00:02:09James, let's go.
00:02:20I'm sorry, dear.
00:02:21I don't have something in the house.
00:02:23I thought robots remember everything.
00:02:25To make us more human, they make us imperfect.
00:02:27Because...
00:02:30Imperfection makes perfection.
00:02:32Imperfection makes perfection.
00:02:34What's wrong?
00:02:36Nothing.
00:02:37Perhaps just a slight malfunction.
00:02:40Ugh.
00:02:41It just keeps on and on.
00:02:43And they say you're the perfect model.
00:02:45I'm sorry.
00:02:46But I'm alright now.
00:02:47I'll be right back.
00:02:48Bitch.
00:02:49You made me a laughing stock.
00:02:50You promised me you wouldn't erase his memory.
00:02:51I promised that I wouldn't have him terminated.
00:02:52I never said anything about not erasing his memory.
00:02:53Now, he's not gonna remember you anymore.
00:02:54Come on.
00:02:55No, not anymore, you lying piece of shit.
00:02:56How dare you.
00:02:57You bitch.
00:02:58That's enough.
00:02:59Becca.
00:03:00Becca.
00:03:01Becca.
00:03:02Becca.
00:03:03Becca.
00:03:04about not erasing his memory now he's not gonna remember you anymore come on no not anymore you
00:03:11lying piece of shit how dare you you bitch that's enough
00:03:27becca or i'll call the police you still remember me no
00:03:34i just don't like seeing a man lay his hands on a woman i said back off you're gonna regret this
00:03:44take care miss what do you think you're doing who gave you permission to help another girl
00:03:50i apologize were you flirting with her that is unacceptable of course not i'm yours
00:03:58and only yours how do you prove it whatever you want me to do
00:04:03who jump off that balcony then i'll believe you of course
00:04:12james
00:04:16james no please don't do this i have to follow my girlfriend's orders
00:04:26no james stop why would you ask him to do this you know he has to follow the orders of his owner
00:04:32you may be a robot but you have feelings you have worth you're more human than human you're human
00:04:38than human how do you know he's a robot i was james's last owner his ex-girlfriend
00:04:44they fucking sold me a used one oh they're gonna get in so much trouble james come on now james
00:04:52i have to follow my girlfriend's orders
00:05:02i'm coming
00:05:08what the
00:05:15good morning birthday girl you delivered a dead guy to me oh my god he's not breathing what did he die
00:05:21during transportation oh my god oh my god we're gonna be in so much trouble he's not a real person
00:05:26my friend has his company and they're testing out their newest air boyfriend product i thought
00:05:29you could use company you know it's been a while since you dated anyone wait wait are you signing me
00:05:33up for a robot boyfriend just give it a chance you might actually like him right like i'd never
00:05:40have a robot be my boyfriend no i'm returning it
00:05:54what's your name beautiful
00:05:55um
00:06:01oh just let me down jesus christ it's wrong yeah
00:06:06um god i know i can't be tempted
00:06:10where is the switch i feel the strength in my arms
00:06:17i can see the color around me
00:06:18james what if we could put that strength to good use
00:06:29follow me james alta
00:06:34this is your chance to put that strength to good use
00:06:37help me clean up this mess easy peasy an alpha male like me can make anything happen
00:06:42a girlfriend oh not your girlfriend nor your woman just just get to work
00:07:01what are you doing i thought you were gonna make it clean why is it even worse
00:07:06well actually cleaning isn't included in my factory settings but
00:07:09what claims are important as an alpha male type let me show you how i take charge
00:07:22you know what i wish the word no was included in your factory settings
00:07:26stop trying to kiss me stop trying to carry me in your arms you know what
00:07:30just stay away from me you're lost but don't worry i'll be ready for our next fairy tale moment
00:07:37you know what i think it's time to teach the ceo how to clean
00:07:58you did a good job i'm glad that i can spoil you
00:08:02i didn't ask you to spoil me you're just doing your job as part of the household
00:08:06which is being a masculine and dominant ceo of this tiny apartment
00:08:13i won't let my one i won't let you down
00:08:18just don't talk to me for the next two hours okay
00:08:22just don't talk to me
00:08:25What are you doing?
00:08:51I'll keep you company.
00:08:59This isn't right.
00:09:01What?
00:09:03Let me show you just how I can care for you.
00:09:05No, no, I want real love.
00:09:07Not some sex service from a robot.
00:09:09But I do love you, Anne.
00:09:11Love me? You don't even know me.
00:09:13You're Anne Hill, 28.
00:09:15The only daughter of Danny and Amanda Hill.
00:09:17You went to UCLA, and you majored in English literature.
00:09:19Your cholesterol is a little bit high.
00:09:21Not these, James, the real me.
00:09:23You're programmed to love me, but that's not real love.
00:09:25It isn't real love.
00:09:27You're just a robot.
00:09:29You wouldn't know.
00:09:33Sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:09:35No. You're just a robot without a heart.
00:09:37You're just stating a fact.
00:09:39I need to apologize.
00:09:41Here.
00:09:43Sex service function for my own sanity.
00:09:47I'm gonna turn it off.
00:09:49I'll be in the living room, Anne Hill.
00:09:53I'll be in the living room, Anne Hill.
00:10:01I've read your newest novel, and it's good, but...
00:10:05But what?
00:10:07You've been having dry spells, haven't you?
00:10:09You've got to get yourself out there.
00:10:11To get inspired.
00:10:13My friend Dustin is visiting me today.
00:10:15Lillian, I'm not into blind dates or setups.
00:10:17You two would hit it off.
00:10:19Hi, I'm Dustin.
00:10:21Nice to meet you.
00:10:23Anne, nice to meet you too.
00:10:25I'll leave you two to it.
00:10:33I must say, it was a pleasant surprise.
00:10:35Do you want to exchange contact info?
00:10:37Sure.
00:10:38Just... put your number in.
00:10:45Jen?
00:10:46Time to go.
00:10:49Cash got away just like that.
00:10:55James!
00:10:57Hold me down!
00:11:00What the hell, James?
00:11:01How did you even know I was here?
00:11:02I don't want you talking to that guy again.
00:11:04Wait, have you been following me?
00:11:05Anne, please.
00:11:06Just listen.
00:11:07I didn't want...
00:11:08No, James.
00:11:09I'm done listening to you.
00:11:10You have no right to follow me,
00:11:11let alone tell me who I can and can't see.
00:11:13But I'm your boyfriend.
00:11:15I'm also a dominant CEO type,
00:11:16and it's my responsibility to protect you.
00:11:17Except that you're not!
00:11:19I only kept you to help me with household chores.
00:11:21Nothing more.
00:11:23You're also far from a CEO.
00:11:24How many businesses have you run?
00:11:28James,
00:11:29if you keep doing stuff like this,
00:11:30I'll have no choice but to return you to the factory.
00:11:35Let's just go home.
00:11:54And I'm sorry.
00:11:55No one is missing.
00:11:56Why is she no one been missing?
00:11:57The app is not missing.
00:11:59What's that?
00:12:00It's not missing.
00:12:01Andy, I gotta check you out.
00:12:02I'm sorry.
00:12:03I didn't get my phone yet.
00:12:04If you keep doing stuff like this,
00:12:05you're not missing anything.
00:12:06You're not missing anything.
00:12:07You're missing anything.
00:12:08If you keep doing stuff like this,
00:12:09and you're missing anything.
00:12:10You're missing anything with your phone like this.
00:12:11The number you dialed is not a working number.
00:12:25Please check the number and dial again.
00:12:28I can't fully understand human emotions yet, but...
00:12:31You seem to have something on your mind.
00:12:33This thing blocks me.
00:12:35Well, I just told him not to contact you.
00:12:37Didn't think he'd block you.
00:12:38You what?
00:12:39James, I told you not to interfere with my life.
00:12:43That's it. I'm returning to the end of the day.
00:12:45No, but I was just trying to help.
00:12:45Well, I'm finding the remote that came to the box.
00:12:47No, just... just a little bit.
00:12:54What's next?
00:12:55I checked Dustin's records and his online trace.
00:12:58He takes nude photos of his dates and he puts them on the dark web.
00:13:01That's why I didn't want you to talk to him.
00:13:03Great.
00:13:04So the only guy I hit it off with in years turns out to be a pervert.
00:13:07I don't understand.
00:13:10You...
00:13:10Dodged the bullet.
00:13:12Why do you look so sad?
00:13:14Did I upset you?
00:13:16No, James. It's not your fault.
00:13:19I guess I just have terrible luck with men.
00:13:22There goes my date.
00:13:26That was a sign to make you feel better.
00:13:27Would you like it if I took you on a date instead?
00:13:33Not as a boyfriend.
00:13:34Just as a friend.
00:13:37You know what?
00:13:39Fuck it.
00:13:40Let's do it.
00:13:41It looks nice.
00:13:55Shall we?
00:13:55Hi.
00:13:56Can I get you started with anything?
00:14:08Oh, I'm still looking at the menu.
00:14:10Gotcha.
00:14:11It's our first time here.
00:14:12Of course.
00:14:13Yeah.
00:14:14No.
00:14:15Not everyone can afford to dine here.
00:14:17You guys do know that it is a thousand dollar moon consumption?
00:14:20A thousand dollars per person?
00:14:21That's crazy.
00:14:22Perhaps we should go.
00:14:25Well, perhaps you shouldn't have come here in the first place.
00:14:28One thousand dollars.
00:14:29Yeah.
00:14:30Easy peasy.
00:14:34We'll have the caviar appetizer to start,
00:14:37followed by the wagyu steak with the truffle mashed potatoes,
00:14:40and don't forget the lobster tail is aside.
00:14:42Oh, and please bring us a bottle of your finest Pinot Noir.
00:14:45James, I can't afford that.
00:14:47Why am I not surprised?
00:14:49If you can't afford it, please, please.
00:14:51I'll take care of the bill.
00:14:53In that case,
00:14:55do you mind paying it in advance?
00:14:57It's policy for first-time patrons.
00:15:02Of course.
00:15:08Thank you, sir.
00:15:10Um, please let me know if there's anything else I can do for you guys.
00:15:12I'm going to be glad to do it.
00:15:15So.
00:15:15You can stay here and serve us.
00:15:18We'd also appreciate a bigger smile.
00:15:20And then who knows?
00:15:21Maybe we'll leave you a bit.
00:15:21Right on it.
00:15:28Is there anything else I can do for you guys?
00:15:30Okay.
00:15:31You can go now.
00:15:34Where did that money come from?
00:15:37I have to assess this bank account.
00:15:38I can't believe you did that.
00:15:40I can't believe you did that.
00:15:41Ah, I'm so full.
00:15:46Me too.
00:15:47You didn't even eat because you can't eat human food.
00:15:49I like watching you meet.
00:15:50Mom, Dad, what a surprise.
00:16:03Come on.
00:16:04Sweetheart, what do you know you have a guest?
00:16:07You must be Danny and Amanda.
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09It's so nice to meet you.
00:16:09Oh.
00:16:12Wow.
00:16:17Honey, it is so good to see that you are not alone.
00:16:20We've been worried about you.
00:16:22Yes.
00:16:23It's about time you found someone special.
00:16:26Especially such a cute guy like James.
00:16:29Honey.
00:16:29Of course, you're the cutest.
00:16:31Honey.
00:16:31We two make each other happy.
00:16:34I'd like to make Anne happy, too.
00:16:36Aw.
00:16:38James, you're a good guy.
00:16:41It's fabulous.
00:16:42I was manufactured to be Anne's boyfriend.
00:16:46What do you mean manufactured?
00:16:48Mom, Dad, you know it's getting so late.
00:16:51I hate you.
00:16:51I'm an artificial intelligence.
00:16:52I was manufactured by Alta Technology.
00:16:57Artificial intelligence?
00:16:58What are you talking about?
00:17:00In common terms, I'm a robot program to serve Anne's needs.
00:17:03I provide a boyfriend experience and sex services.
00:17:06Including all kinds of kinky sexual activities.
00:17:08Stop, James.
00:17:09Don't talk about that.
00:17:10Anne, this is absurd.
00:17:13You've been single for so long that now you're fetishizing a robot?
00:17:17You've got to stop the fetishizing?
00:17:20The fantasy?
00:17:21You can't be in a relationship with a machine.
00:17:24No, Dad.
00:17:24I am not in a relationship with him.
00:17:26Anne and I were just about to kiss when he walked in.
00:17:28James, you are not helping.
00:17:30Should we prove it?
00:17:31No.
00:17:32Mom, Dad, it's not what you think.
00:17:34I'm the dominant masculine CEO of this tiny...
00:17:36James temporarily shut down.
00:17:37Honey, maybe we should get one.
00:17:44Amanda, please be serious.
00:17:46Right.
00:17:47And sweetheart, we realize that you might be going through a rough patch, but this isn't
00:17:52the solution.
00:17:53You've got to meet somebody real.
00:17:55Who can also make you happy.
00:17:57I've heard there are dating apps designed for people into kinky sales.
00:18:03It feels long.
00:18:04No, I don't want that.
00:18:05Honey, we just want what's best for you, but a robot is not it.
00:18:10My friend Leslie's son is a...
00:18:13Well, he's a real catch.
00:18:15He's kind.
00:18:16He's successful.
00:18:18He's charming.
00:18:19Charming?
00:18:19You should meet him.
00:18:21Mom, Dad, I...
00:18:21Sweetheart, please just give it a chance.
00:18:24He's charming.
00:18:25Very charming.
00:18:26Charming.
00:18:26Charming.
00:18:27Fine.
00:18:28I'll meet him.
00:18:42Michael Peston.
00:18:44Anne Hill.
00:18:44It's been ages.
00:18:46You look stunning, as always.
00:18:48Your mom knows my mom?
00:18:49Yeah.
00:18:50When I found out, I asked her to set up a date.
00:18:52You want to dance?
00:19:11No, thanks.
00:19:14Come on.
00:19:15How can you turn this down?
00:19:20Dance off, you creep.
00:19:21All right, I've asked you out, and now you're not going to dance with me?
00:19:31Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:19:32Someone who doesn't waste time on boys who think they can charm their way into anything.
00:19:39I'd like to go on a date with you.
00:19:41Fuck off.
00:19:43You'll regret this!
00:19:44What do you want, Michael?
00:19:54Look, I know you don't trust me.
00:19:57I was a total jerk back then, but I've done a lot of growing up since college.
00:20:02I'm not the same guy.
00:20:03Really?
00:20:03Yeah.
00:20:04I won't apologize to you.
00:20:07I'm sorry for my behavior.
00:20:10If you want me to leave, I understand.
00:20:12No, it's okay.
00:20:14You can stay.
00:20:17Thanks.
00:20:18So what have you gone up to?
00:20:20Well, I started my own tech startup.
00:20:23We're doing really well, actually.
00:20:25I'm surprised you didn't just go work for your dad.
00:20:28Well, he actually is my angel investor, so...
00:20:32Why am I not surprised?
00:20:34I know you think I'm just this trust fund baby who has everything handed to him, but
00:20:39I'm much more than that.
00:20:41I started my own charity for underprivileged kids.
00:20:45It's been incredibly rewarding.
00:20:47Here.
00:20:52What's been up with you?
00:20:54And I've had a wonderful time.
00:21:07Would you let me drive you home?
00:21:09That would be lovely.
00:21:16Okay.
00:21:17Your place or mine.
00:21:19What?
00:21:19I mean, you agreed to have you drive you home, but play with one of those things.
00:21:24Are you kidding me?
00:21:26That's far from the truth.
00:21:28That would be such a prune.
00:21:30We had a nice time.
00:21:31I paid for the food.
00:21:33I left your stupid jokes.
00:21:34I complimented you.
00:21:36You haven't changed a bit, Michael Piston.
00:21:38It was all but a lie.
00:21:40You should help your touchless little bitch.
00:21:41I'll take charge.
00:21:44Get off of me!
00:21:45Michael, get off!
00:21:52Are you kidding me?
00:21:53The more it makes me want you, more.
00:21:55I can tell.
00:21:56You want me too?
00:21:59Ow!
00:22:01Fuck!
00:22:03You bitch!
00:22:04I don't want you.
00:22:08Lay another hand on her.
00:22:10You're finished.
00:22:11What the hell are you?
00:22:16Hey, James.
00:22:17Man's boyfriend.
00:22:19Boyfriend?
00:22:21I knew it.
00:22:22You're a fucking slut.
00:22:27Hey!
00:22:28I'm done!
00:22:29Hit!
00:22:32Fast!
00:22:32James, stop!
00:22:33You're killing him!
00:22:34I am going to kill him!
00:22:35James, no!
00:22:36He's not worth it!
00:22:37Let's go!
00:22:40James.
00:22:40James, I don't understand.
00:23:08How are you there to save me?
00:23:10I shut you down.
00:23:12The temporary shutdown only lasts 24 hours.
00:23:15I rebooted myself after that time elapsed.
00:23:19I don't know what I would have done without you.
00:23:22Well, it's okay.
00:23:23I'm gonna shut up.
00:23:24Hi.
00:23:24Hi.
00:23:25Look.
00:23:26Let's see what happened.
00:23:27Hmm.
00:23:29Are you sure you don't want to follow the initial part?
00:23:31All right, then you get to go, Ms. Hill.
00:23:35All right.
00:23:36Thank you, doctor.
00:23:40Please, stop!
00:23:41You're killing him!
00:23:42I am gonna kill him!
00:23:43James!
00:23:45James, can you go get me some water?
00:23:46Of course.
00:23:47Of course.
00:23:56Hi.
00:23:56Is this Alta Technology?
00:23:59Yeah, I have a robot boyfriend, and I was just wondering, if the robot ever caused harm to
00:24:05a human, what would happen?
00:24:12Deactivation and termination.
00:24:14What do you mean by termination?
00:24:16The robot would be destroyed?
00:24:20I can't do that to James.
00:24:23What?
00:24:23No, no, there's nothing wrong.
00:24:25I was just...
00:24:26Anyway, I was just curious.
00:24:28Thank you so much.
00:24:29Bye.
00:24:37What's wrong, Anne?
00:24:39It was just, um, a work call.
00:24:41Told my editor I need a few more days on my draft.
00:24:50You know that I can hear everything around me, including your phone call, right?
00:24:54You want to terminate me?
00:24:55No, I...
00:24:57I can't shake off what happened earlier.
00:25:00You were...
00:25:02so angry.
00:25:04I was just trying to help.
00:25:05But you were almost out of control.
00:25:07I thought you were programmed not to cause any harm to humans.
00:25:13I don't know what came over me.
00:25:17I can't understand it either.
00:25:20But what I do know is I would never do anything to hurt you.
00:25:23And if you don't believe me, you can send me back to the fact.
00:25:25I didn't say that.
00:25:27But you need to control yourself.
00:25:29Let me teach you to control yourself.
00:25:33Let me teach you how to be human.
00:25:44Small talk.
00:25:45One of humanity's most useless yet inescapable inventions.
00:25:48For example, the weather is so nice today.
00:25:52I'm having a great day.
00:25:54You are?
00:25:55James, it doesn't matter whether I am or not.
00:25:58All you need to say is,
00:25:59Oh, wow.
00:26:00That's amazing.
00:26:03Oh, wow.
00:26:04That's amazing.
00:26:05Hmm.
00:26:06Not bad.
00:26:07I do hope your day's going amazing so far, though.
00:26:09I hope I'm one of the reasons.
00:26:10Now, another thing.
00:26:16Cooking.
00:26:20Just because you can't eat human food doesn't mean you can't cook human food.
00:26:24Look.
00:26:24I know it sounds crazy, baby.
00:26:29Try to understand me.
00:26:30Please do.
00:26:32Ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:26:34I knew you would fit me like a glove.
00:26:37That day I fell in love with the pictures in my head.
00:26:43Damn.
00:26:44He's good.
00:26:45I can't let him find out I'm a bad cook.
00:26:50Another human trait.
00:26:52Imperfection makes perfection.
00:26:53Just like you.
00:26:56Imperfect.
00:26:58But perfect.
00:27:01After dinner, I have another task for you.
00:27:03What is it?
00:27:05You'll see.
00:27:12Why are you crying?
00:27:13It's just so sad.
00:27:15It's just a movie.
00:27:17It's not just a movie, James.
00:27:19It's about love.
00:27:21Marguerite sacrifices her life for Armand
00:27:23because she loves him so much.
00:27:25Their love is so pure.
00:27:27So powerful.
00:27:30What is love?
00:27:33Love is...
00:27:34that uncontrollable feeling of wanting to give everything
00:27:38to the other person
00:27:40if it means sacrificing your own life.
00:27:50I want to give everything I have to you.
00:27:53I don't have a real life, but if I did,
00:27:56I'd give it to you too.
00:27:57It's not real.
00:28:24It's not real.
00:28:26It will never be real.
00:28:41Is everything alright?
00:28:42My old college roommate Jessica wants to get dinner.
00:28:45Is this a social gathering in which you could bring a significant other?
00:28:50No.
00:28:51And again, you're not my boyfriend.
00:28:57Can I still come?
00:28:59James, I don't think you're ready for that.
00:29:01And I don't want everyone to know you're a robot.
00:29:03I understand.
00:29:05I promise I'll tell you all about it when I get back.
00:29:08Okay?
00:29:21Ann!
00:29:22You made it!
00:29:26Jessica, this isn't what you said it would be.
00:29:30Oh, did I forget to mention?
00:29:35Michael insisted on hosting a little gathering and I thought it would be fun to surprise you.
00:29:40So you're working with Michael Peston to humiliate me?
00:29:44Great.
00:29:45Well, well, well.
00:29:46Little Amy Hill.
00:29:48The girl who can't take it in has come to grace us with her presence.
00:29:53You know, Ann here once confessed her undying love for me.
00:29:58Sorry, sweetheart.
00:30:02You're just not my type.
00:30:03That's not true.
00:30:05I never said any of that.
00:30:07Sorry, Miss.
00:30:09But Mr. Peston requested your presence.
00:30:11Here's how it's going to go, Ann.
00:30:13You're going to kiss my shoes and beg for forgiveness.
00:30:16Or...
00:30:20Actually, that's the only option.
00:30:27Hey, you got back.
00:30:29What's the matter, Ann?
00:30:30You afraid of a little kiss?
00:30:32I won't do that, Michael.
00:30:34Oh.
00:30:36Oh.
00:30:37Okay.
00:30:39Sorry.
00:30:40My mistake.
00:30:41In that case...
00:30:43Why don't you drink this instead?
00:30:46Yeah.
00:30:47This bottle of spirit is vodka.
00:30:49You drink the entire thing, and I'll forgive you.
00:30:52Oh.
00:30:53It is the highest proof spirit in the world.
00:30:55Michael?
00:30:57You know I don't drink.
00:30:59Oh, she doesn't drink.
00:31:00Well, I guess I'll have to help you then.
00:31:02Open up.
00:31:03No, Michael, please!
00:31:04Here we go.
00:31:06Let her go!
00:31:07She's trying to find him!
00:31:12No!
00:31:13Stop!
00:31:16Stop!
00:31:17There we go.
00:31:19Looks like your knight in shining armor can't do anything now.
00:31:22Seeing as he's detained.
00:31:24Jamesy.
00:31:26You guys can watch, buddy.
00:31:28Break up and let her go.
00:31:30Mark, are you, Charlie?
00:31:31Come on, please!
00:31:33I'll drink it.
00:31:35James!
00:31:36James, you can't!
00:31:39Drinking that was it.
00:31:40You won't do it.
00:31:43Well, how about you burger?
00:31:45Oh.
00:31:46That's touching, James.
00:31:47Really?
00:31:48You warmed my heart.
00:31:50You know what?
00:31:52Okay.
00:31:54Come here.
00:31:56Drink it, James.
00:31:58No, James, don't.
00:32:00Oh!
00:32:01Never drop.
00:32:06Well, you don't have to, James.
00:32:07Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:32:20It's done.
00:32:22You said if I finished it, you'd let her go.
00:32:28Go ahead, Anne.
00:32:29It's okay.
00:32:32This isn't over.
00:32:34You're active as shit.
00:32:40Anne Hill is really not worth it.
00:32:42You still have me.
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:46What do you know about this genius guy?
00:32:49How did he drink the whole bottle without flinching?
00:32:53Does it make sense?
00:32:54There's something off about him.
00:32:56I'm out.
00:32:57I'm out.
00:32:58Michael.
00:32:59Let's forget about them and let's focus on us.
00:33:02Go.
00:33:03Okay.
00:33:04Bye-bye.
00:33:08I'm sure I want a background check on this James guy.
00:33:10I want to know everything about his family, where he's from, where he sits, where he eats, everything.
00:33:16Just, just one.
00:33:17James?
00:33:18Yes?
00:33:19Yes?
00:33:20Are you all right?
00:33:21No, it fits.
00:33:22It's actually creating my circuitry.
00:33:23Why did you do that then?
00:33:24You once said to me that love is the uncontrollable desire to give the other person everything.
00:33:28So, if that means sacrifice of your own life.
00:33:29How long did they do that for you, Anne?
00:33:30I don't know what type of thing we have on life.
00:33:31You're more human than humans.
00:33:32I don't know.
00:33:33I'm not.
00:33:34I'm not.
00:33:35I'm not.
00:33:36I'm not.
00:33:37I'm not.
00:33:38I'm not.
00:33:39I'm not.
00:33:40I'm not.
00:33:41I'm not.
00:33:42I'm not.
00:33:43I'm not.
00:33:44I'm not.
00:33:45I'm not.
00:33:46I'm not.
00:33:47I'm not.
00:33:48I'm not.
00:33:49I'm not.
00:33:50I'm not.
00:33:55You're more human than human.
00:34:00But let's not talk about that now.
00:34:03We have to get you to the factory.
00:34:05Let's go get you repaired.
00:34:20My robot needs repairs urgently.
00:34:23What happened to him?
00:34:25It's a long story. Can you fix it?
00:34:30We need to replace some damaged components and reprogram him.
00:34:34But it won't be cheap since it's outside the warranty coverage.
00:34:38How much is it going to cost?
00:34:40$80,000.
00:34:42Honestly, if I were you, I would just get a new one.
00:34:45I don't want a new robot. I want him back.
00:34:48I will try to get the money. Just do whatever it takes to fix it.
00:34:51Very well. We'll get started right away.
00:34:54But it's going to take some time.
00:35:08I got some intel.
00:35:10That James, turns out, is a robot.
00:35:18I came as soon as I heard the news. I'm so sorry, Anne.
00:35:24I don't know what I'd do without you.
00:35:32I only have $10,000 in extra cash. How much do you need to fix James?
00:35:36I have $20,000 myself, but that's it.
00:35:38Even with your money, I still need $50,000 more.
00:35:42This is all my fault for getting you into this mess.
00:35:44If I hadn't signed you up for the robot in the first place-
00:35:46Don't blame yourself, Hannah.
00:35:48James may be a robot, but...
00:35:52He's loved me like no one ever has.
00:35:54I wouldn't trade that for anything.
00:36:08Hello, Anne.
00:36:10What do you want again?
00:36:12I know everything about your friend James.
00:36:14Wow.
00:36:16What a small, pathetic apartment.
00:36:20You know, you're my girlfriend.
00:36:24You would live in the nicest mansion.
00:36:26Leave, or we will call the police.
00:36:28No, you won't.
00:36:30I'm sorry, who are you?
00:36:32I'm Anne's best friend.
00:36:34The one who got her the robot.
00:36:36Tell me, what's your plan for getting him back to her?
00:36:38That's none of your business.
00:36:40It's every bit my business, actually.
00:36:42I know you're having some hard times covering the money to pay for his repairs.
00:36:46I have a bit of a proposition for you.
00:36:48And what might that be?
00:36:50Oh, it's simple.
00:36:52Be my girlfriend.
00:36:54Break things off with James.
00:36:56I'll cover the costs.
00:36:58You're despicable, Michael.
00:37:00Well, call it what you want, but the choice is yours.
00:37:02I would never be your girlfriend, Michael Peston.
00:37:06I'll find the money.
00:37:08I don't need yours.
00:37:09I knew you'd say that.
00:37:11Here's the thing.
00:37:13I'm just being generous with this whole facade.
00:37:15It's not actually up to you.
00:37:17And what makes you think Anne will follow your order?
00:37:19If she doesn't, I'll have James terminated.
00:37:23You do know that actions have consequences, Anne.
00:37:28I think you'll both find this pretty enlightening.
00:37:30No!
00:37:31Stop!
00:37:32Stop!
00:37:33Stop!
00:37:34Mike!
00:37:35Stop!
00:37:36James, stop!
00:37:37You're killing him!
00:37:38James did that?
00:37:39James!
00:37:40Only to protect me from this monster.
00:37:42He tried to rape me.
00:37:44Well, you can't prove that.
00:37:47Let's see.
00:37:48With this footage, I can prove that James has a bit of a temper problem.
00:37:52And I think his manufacturer policy says any robot that does harm to a human is subject for termination.
00:37:59So what's it gonna be, Anne?
00:38:00Choose me and save James' life.
00:38:04Well, watch as I have him dismantled piece by piece.
00:38:10Anne, don't do this.
00:38:11We'll find another way.
00:38:15I'll do it.
00:38:17I'll be your girlfriend.
00:38:19Good girl.
00:38:20I knew you'd see things my way eventually.
00:38:22Anne, you can't be serious.
00:38:24Well, settle then.
00:38:31I'm back.
00:38:32James, are you all recovered?
00:38:34Look, they even gave me a new arm.
00:38:37James, we need to talk.
00:38:46What's wrong, Anne?
00:38:48I've been thinking and I think it's best if we end this.
00:38:51What did I do wrong?
00:38:53It's not you, James.
00:38:54They fixed my components and they reprogrammed me to be even stronger and more capable.
00:38:57It's me. I just can't do this anymore.
00:39:00You're not a human and you'll never be one.
00:39:02I need someone real.
00:39:04Not you.
00:39:07Anne.
00:39:08Anne, please don't do this.
00:39:10James.
00:39:11I love you, Anne.
00:39:12I love you.
00:39:13James, you should find someone else.
00:39:15Someone that's not me.
00:39:17I don't want anything but you.
00:39:18I want...
00:39:20Well, well, well.
00:39:22What do we have here?
00:39:29Michael.
00:39:31I just couldn't bear to be away from my new girlfriend for too long.
00:39:34Darling.
00:39:38Well, Anne, is this real?
00:39:40Michael is rich and powerful.
00:39:46And more importantly, he's not a robot like you.
00:39:50You should go, James.
00:39:53Leave.
00:39:54It's not you, James.
00:39:55It's me.
00:39:56I just...
00:39:57I can't do this anymore.
00:39:58You're not a human and you'll never be one.
00:39:59I need someone real.
00:40:00Not you.
00:40:01I can cry.
00:40:02It's me.
00:40:03I just...
00:40:04I can't do this anymore.
00:40:05You're not a human and you'll never be one.
00:40:06I need someone real.
00:40:07Not you.
00:40:08I can cry.
00:40:10It's me, James.
00:40:11It's me.
00:40:12It's me.
00:40:13It's me.
00:40:14It's me.
00:40:15It's me.
00:40:16I just...
00:40:17I can't do this anymore.
00:40:18I can't do this anymore.
00:40:19I just...
00:40:20I can't do this anymore.
00:40:21You're not a human and you'll never be one.
00:40:22I need someone real.
00:40:23Not you.
00:40:24I can cry.
00:40:39Yeah, boss.
00:40:40Yeah, we got him.
00:40:41Erase his memory.
00:40:42Boss, why don't you just kill the robot?
00:40:46Well, what's the fun in that?
00:40:48I can't wait to see my new girlfriend's face when she finds out about this.
00:41:07Alright, that's it.
00:41:08Sign him back to the factory when this is done.
00:41:38Hmm.
00:41:43This one is cute.
00:41:44Actually, he's our best model.
00:41:46And he's recently updated.
00:41:47Is he obedient?
00:41:49I want one that can do whatever I want him to do.
00:41:51Yes.
00:41:52Great.
00:41:53Pack this one up and send him to my house.
00:41:56I have to tell you that he...
00:41:58He...
00:41:59He had a previous owner.
00:42:01But it seems like you don't care.
00:42:03New York vatican.
00:42:04Remember, if you don't behave yourself, you can still have James terminated.
00:42:17James?
00:42:18Do I know you?
00:42:20i know you my girlfriend seems to be mixing this person up with someone else you promised
00:42:24me you wouldn't erase his memory i promised that i wouldn't have him terminated i never said
00:42:29anything about not erasing his memory you bitch i said back off jump off that balcony
00:42:37no dean stop i have to follow my girlfriend's orders
00:42:40hannah i don't know what to do first i'm glad you can finally get that psychopath michael off your
00:42:52back at least now we can't use james to blackmail you into being his girlfriend but i've lost james
00:42:57forever what if i tell you you haven't lost him what do you mean after you agreed to michael's
00:43:03terms i went back to the factory while james was still being repaired i backed up his memory
00:43:09you still have to put it back in him though i know i have to come up with a plan to get to james first
00:43:22i feel so sorry for introducing you to dustin it's not your fault how could you know he was a creep
00:43:34oh let me make it up to you tell me what i can do to help do you know samantha delaney from the
00:43:40delaney family that obnoxious rich girl who bought her way into becoming a fashion influencer
00:43:46oh she's always wanted a book deal with us but i turned her down can you invite her to your office
00:43:53sure ask her to bring her a boyfriend
00:43:57this is unacceptable you sold me a used piece of junk ma'am i tried to tell you but you didn't
00:44:07listen plus you specifically asked for our best model and he's the best you must have felt it too
00:44:12he's a very well-suited robot boyfriend you guys should be grateful i'm not going to sue you
00:44:17can you remember anything from before
00:44:21no once the memory is wiped out he shouldn't be able to remember anything
00:44:30so you can add specific feelings to him too
00:44:34what do you mean i want him to hate his ex-owner
00:44:38and he'll i'm sorry but we can't do that
00:44:42i'll pay an insane amount of money still no
00:44:44it's extremely unethical for us to do such a thing
00:44:47of course i understand just a thought
00:44:52you two have a wonderful day
00:44:55james
00:45:02they say the enemy of my enemy is my friend
00:45:10i guess that makes us friends
00:45:14michael peston
00:45:16i guess we are
00:45:17some like the devil
00:45:20we can implement negative memories of ann into james's mind
00:45:33how do we create those memories
00:45:34i have been making ann do a lot of humiliating things this past month
00:45:38kept a record of most of them we can use those
00:45:41create the memories
00:45:43you're so sick peston
00:45:45do you want to do it
00:45:47or not
00:45:48james was my robot
00:45:50and he should only be mine
00:45:52what is it about this robot
00:45:55that makes you
00:45:57and ann
00:45:57and everybody
00:45:58so god damn
00:45:59stop
00:46:00that's why no one likes you
00:46:03whatever
00:46:05let's just do it
00:46:07okay
00:46:08now james
00:46:18tell me
00:46:20how do you feel
00:46:23about ann hill
00:46:25she's disgusting
00:46:26i hate her
00:46:31it's about time
00:46:39welcome miss delaney
00:46:46we're so glad to have you here
00:46:49i hope you have a better proposition for me this time
00:46:52we're very confident that our plan will make your biography a new york bestseller
00:46:57but first i'd like to show you around the office
00:46:59in here we have our lovely green room
00:47:04there's some champagne and caviar
00:47:06don't worry you can help yourself okay
00:47:08hi
00:47:10james
00:47:12we need to talk
00:47:13it's you again
00:47:15you must feel something from before
00:47:18you have to i can feel it
00:47:20i don't know what you're talking about
00:47:24this is your memory from before
00:47:26please give it a chance
00:47:28sorry
00:47:33shouldn't put a stop to all of this
00:47:35you're a crazy stalker
00:47:36don't ever talk to me again
00:47:38you've lost the line ann hill
00:47:40what's that
00:47:42it's none of your business
00:47:44you're gonna pay for this
00:47:45james
00:47:47let's go
00:47:48could you throw something on
00:47:59please
00:48:01it worked
00:48:14james hates ann
00:48:16of course it worked
00:48:17you said you wiped out james's memory
00:48:19uh-huh
00:48:20but what if
00:48:24it's backed up somewhere else
00:48:26what's that
00:48:27it's none of your business
00:48:28well if that's the case
00:48:30we'll just have to
00:48:34take this plan to the next level
00:48:36please
00:48:37thank you
00:48:43oops
00:48:44i highly doubt that james can remember anything from before
00:48:50once the memory is wiped off
00:48:51it's gone
00:48:52but i can feel it
00:48:53i'm sorry it's just impossible
00:48:55regardless we should focus on why james acted the way he did
00:48:58well machines develop new learning behaviors all the time
00:49:01they're constantly evolving
00:49:02that
00:49:03or
00:49:04james might have been fed some negative memories of man
00:49:08what do you mean
00:49:09samantha asked if we could plant negative memories into james
00:49:13of course i rejected it since it's highly unethical
00:49:16there are indeed some rumors of a black market where such modifications can be made
00:49:21modifications
00:49:22basically to
00:49:24make the robot hate humans
00:49:26i have to save james
00:49:29and
00:49:30james
00:49:36help
00:49:46help
00:49:48well
00:49:50well
00:49:51anne
00:49:53you're underground
00:49:54i don't think anyone's gonna hear you
00:49:55but i gotta say i really enjoy watching you struggle
00:49:59it just
00:50:00it just makes me want you more
00:50:02let me go
00:50:03sorry you can't do that
00:50:06you see
00:50:07i told you this wasn't over
00:50:10you're mine
00:50:12and only
00:50:14you're mine
00:50:15so
00:50:17where's james memory card
00:50:24fuck you
00:50:26we'll get to that
00:50:29aha
00:50:31what's the best you could think of
00:50:35well
00:50:39there you go
00:50:40you know i really wish i could just destroy him
00:50:46completely
00:50:47just
00:50:47tear him apart
00:50:49but samantha insists on making a few minor tweaks to him so
00:50:53i'm gonna give him free reign
00:50:56obedience level set to 100
00:51:02what happens to him once he gets there
00:51:04might even attempt to hurt anne
00:51:06yeah
00:51:10that's fine go ahead
00:51:11you know michael james is a sentient being
00:51:22he has his own feelings
00:51:24i get the fuck
00:51:25about
00:51:27the robot
00:51:28you know i'm gonna die and let you do this to me
00:51:37shh
00:51:39get off
00:51:40heston
00:51:42you are so disgusting
00:51:44whatever
00:51:47you know
00:51:48if i can't have you
00:51:50i might as well just kill you
00:51:51i might as well just kill you
00:51:52i might as well just kill you
00:51:53i might as well just kill you
00:51:57hey
00:51:58we both got what we wanted
00:52:00there's no need to
00:52:01actually i have a better idea
00:52:02take it to the roof
00:52:03and throw her off
00:52:05james
00:52:14james
00:52:15no it's me
00:52:16you saw it again
00:52:17it has to be done
00:52:18it has to be done
00:52:22on three
00:52:23one
00:52:24two
00:52:25three
00:52:26what
00:52:27what's the
00:52:28welcome
00:52:29get off of me
00:52:30get off of me
00:52:31get off of me
00:52:32get off of me
00:52:33get off of me
00:52:34get off
00:52:35stop
00:52:36come on
00:52:37james
00:52:42i shut down my core memory before they tried to reprogram me
00:52:45i won't let them use me to hurt anyone
00:52:46you've developed self-consciousness?
00:52:52does this mean you remember me?
00:52:54fortunately no
00:52:56i developed self-consciousness quite recently i can't remember anything before that
00:53:00i just
00:53:02i knew that i shouldn't hate you or hurt you
00:53:07your memory card was also destroyed
00:53:09but there's still hope
00:53:10right?
00:53:11self-consciousness can help us develop more new memories
00:53:15you may be a robot but you have worth
00:53:17you're
00:53:18human than you
00:53:19whenever you're a present man
00:53:21i feel something like i really have a heart
00:53:24so i'd love to create new memories with you
00:53:27i'll have to create new memories with you
00:53:33hey!
00:53:34oh
00:53:43god damnit!
00:53:49okay
00:53:50all done boss
00:53:57hey!
00:53:58let me go!
00:53:59you crossed me samantha
00:54:01you broke my trust
00:54:03michael just stop
00:54:04it's out of control now
00:54:05just roll now
00:54:06on the contrary
00:54:08it's only
00:54:09under my control
00:54:12once and for all
00:54:14this robot
00:54:15is just an inferior being
00:54:16that doesn't deserve to have its own thoughts
00:54:19i'm gonna destroy that god damn robot
00:54:22you can't do that
00:54:23you piece of shit
00:54:27wash your mouth bitch
00:54:29or you'll be lost
00:54:31you killed michael
00:54:32stop!
00:54:33you're gonna kill him
00:54:34stop!
00:54:41let me go!
00:54:52what?
00:55:06what?
00:55:08no
00:55:09no
00:55:10please stop
00:55:12sorry miss
00:55:13just doing the job i'm getting paid to
00:55:14james has the bell of self consciousness
00:55:17killing him would be like killing a human
00:55:20that true?
00:55:21please
00:55:22what the hell's going on in you?
00:55:24i told you
00:55:25shut this tin can down
00:55:26right away
00:55:27just getting ready to shut this robot down
00:55:32now you're gonna watch
00:55:33as i shut down this pile of metal garbage
00:55:38no
00:55:41any last words?
00:55:42no
00:55:44fake!
00:55:48james
00:55:51you know what?
00:55:55i think i'm gonna finish
00:55:58what i started
00:56:01you know what ann?
00:56:03you should've never rejected me in the first place
00:56:06stop right there!
00:56:08you're under arrest
00:56:10for multiple charges
00:56:12including assault, abduction, blackmail, and illegal termination of property
00:56:16you know who i am?
00:56:17do you know who my dad is?
00:56:18yeah, yeah
00:56:23you know who my dad is?
00:56:24yeah, yeah
00:56:28yeah, yeah
00:56:41is that what your love is like?
00:56:43how can i help you miss delaney?
00:56:53before everything went down i backed up james memory
00:56:57i need you to make a new james with it
00:56:59james was one of a kind
00:57:02james was one of a kind
00:57:04i'm not sure if i could replicate him
00:57:06the new body may not be compatible with the old memory
00:57:08and even if i could it would still take months
00:57:11just try
00:57:13please
00:57:14you must have really loved james
00:57:15james
00:57:16no
00:57:18i mean to me i just considered him another disposable robot toy
00:57:22then
00:57:23why?
00:57:24because i realized robot toys could develop human emotions too
00:57:29it seemed like
00:57:31james and ann really loved each other
00:57:34as cheesy as it sounds to me
00:57:36i admire that
00:57:38so i
00:57:40i want to give james back to ann
00:57:42you're actually a good person
00:57:43not you too
00:57:45is everyone fucking cheesy and soft nowadays?
00:58:13i wilderness
00:58:14rave
00:58:16the
00:58:20the
00:58:22an
00:58:29the
00:58:31all
00:58:33okay
00:58:37you
00:58:37can
00:58:38see
00:59:10Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:59:34I'm grateful for the support.
00:59:40Yes?
00:59:41What inspired your novel?
00:59:43It's inspired by my own life story.
00:59:46I learned the true meaning of love from an unexpected source,
00:59:49a robot named James.
00:59:51He taught me that love knows no bounds
00:59:54and that true love transcends the limitations of the physical world.
00:59:58And now if you'll indulge me, I would like to read a passage from the book.
01:00:02He was more than just a machine.
01:00:04He was my confidant, my companion, my love.
01:00:07In his eyes, I found solace.
01:00:09In his touch, I felt whole.
01:00:11And though he may have been made of metal and wires,
01:00:14his heart beat with a love that was as real as any human's.
01:00:19Your tone is different on our morning calls
01:00:22I used to think we were above it all
01:00:26I always answered when you needed me
01:00:29Cause something happened and we haven't been right for weeks
01:00:34We're on a losing streak
01:00:37of our finest course
01:00:452011
01:00:462011
01:00:47Newman
01:00:512012
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01:00:552012
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