Straight A Pregnancy (2024) - Full Movie
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00:00:00No big deal, Kelsey. You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:00:19Yeah, I'm out of here. Kelsey, come on! We haven't been to a real party room.
00:00:23These guys are gross.
00:00:25So?
00:00:26Yeah. Here to meet the love of your life.
00:00:28Just the love of your night.
00:00:29Yeah, night.
00:00:40Oh my god. Ben Lawson.
00:00:43Claremore College's resident party boy. Fuck boy. Whatever you want to call him.
00:00:47Good for a good time, not a long time.
00:00:50Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
00:00:53Way to go, loser.
00:00:58Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:01:02I think I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
00:01:05Aw, Ben. You're soaked. Let me help.
00:01:10And that's Skye. Ben's on again, mostly off again X.
00:01:14Let me help.
00:01:15I'm gonna go dry off. It's fine.
00:01:24I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest. Not that you'd win anyway.
00:01:28Actually, it's not a contest.
00:01:33Come with me and let's get your dry clothes.
00:01:37Who was that girl?
00:01:38She's in my classes.
00:01:40Major weirdo.
00:01:42Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
00:01:47She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.
00:01:49Kelsey.
00:01:58Have we met before?
00:01:59Kelsey?
00:02:00Probably not.
00:02:01I mean, I've never actually been to a frat party before.
00:02:10Okay.
00:02:11You can turn around.
00:02:12Well, um, I'm so glad we met.
00:02:19Because I happen to be an expert at frat party.
00:02:27Oh!
00:02:28My pink!
00:02:29That's...
00:02:38Oh!
00:02:39Oh!
00:03:10Sorry, it's kind of like...
00:03:11It's kind of like a mess.
00:03:15Oh.
00:03:16It's cool.
00:03:17You're in a fashion.
00:03:18I like it.
00:03:22But...
00:03:23What is that?
00:03:26Those are my grandma's rules.
00:03:30And she's actually like the one who got me into Claremore.
00:03:33And she's kind of, um...
00:03:37Strict.
00:03:39Mm-hmm.
00:03:40Mm-hmm.
00:03:41But, um...
00:03:42I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me, so...
00:03:45How's that going for you so far?
00:03:47I don't know.
00:03:48I kind of, uh, like breaking the rules.
00:03:50Me too.
00:04:03Wait.
00:04:05I've never done a one-night stand before.
00:04:07Is this a one-night stand?
00:04:09I mean, you are like the king of hookups.
00:04:13I have been told I happen to be very, very good at hookups.
00:04:17When I come.
00:04:31That really happened.
00:04:33Oh, man, it's over.
00:04:51He's gone.
00:04:53And I'll probably never see him again.
00:05:03Well, so much for that.
00:05:20Now the hard part.
00:05:22How do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby?
00:05:25Can't you just text him?
00:05:28Yeah, I don't really think he wants me to text him.
00:05:30Or talk to him, for that matter.
00:05:34Ever again.
00:05:53Oh, Sir Ben!
00:05:55Back from another noble conquest, I presume.
00:05:57Bro, don't call it that.
00:05:58And why not, good sir?
00:06:01Did thou not ravish thine lady?
00:06:03No.
00:06:04I mean, yeah.
00:06:05But, I don't know, man.
00:06:06I kind of felt like more than that this time.
00:06:08Dude.
00:06:10You can't be serious.
00:06:15Um, alright.
00:06:16Rule one.
00:06:18Never leave a fellow sigma behind.
00:06:20Rule two.
00:06:22Say yes to trouble.
00:06:24And rule three.
00:06:27Don't catch feelings.
00:06:28Yeah.
00:06:34Dude.
00:06:36Dude.
00:06:37It's for your own good.
00:06:38Dude, what are you doing?
00:06:44Hunter.
00:06:45Bro.
00:06:47Match after match.
00:06:48Bro, what are you doing?
00:06:49Knock it off.
00:06:50Give it back.
00:06:51I told you, bro.
00:06:52Plenty efficiency.
00:06:56I'm sure there's an explanation for it.
00:06:58Ben was totally smitten with you.
00:07:00Okay, don't freak out.
00:07:08But I just matched with Ben.
00:07:13But I just matched with Ben.
00:07:17Wow.
00:07:19You know what?
00:07:20I knew he was a player, but this is like next level.
00:07:23It hasn't even been an hour since he left.
00:07:24Mary.
00:07:28Right.
00:07:30Sorry.
00:07:32I'm matching with him.
00:07:33Right now.
00:07:43Oh my God.
00:07:44Wait, that asshole just texted me.
00:07:46Sorry about earlier.
00:07:47I had fun last night.
00:07:49Would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji.
00:07:52What?
00:07:54A player.
00:07:55Maybe he means it.
00:07:57Yeah, right.
00:07:58Do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps?
00:08:01Maybe he matched me by mistake.
00:08:04Or maybe you're not exclusive.
00:08:09So you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone, leave,
00:08:15match with their best friend on some app,
00:08:18and then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again?
00:08:22Yes.
00:08:25No?
00:08:27Wait, can you repeat the question?
00:08:30This is super confusing.
00:08:37No, you're right.
00:08:38You should stick to what you're good at.
00:08:39Hooking up.
00:08:41That's all it ever was, and that's all it ever will be.
00:08:44Have a nice life.
00:08:52What does that mean?
00:08:53Why won't it send?
00:08:54I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:08:59I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:00I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:01What the hell?
00:09:02What do I do now?
00:09:04Gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
00:09:05Stalk him until you can confront him IRL.
00:09:07I don't know.
00:09:10What does that mean?
00:09:12Why won't it send?
00:09:13Are you racist?
00:09:14Why won't you talk to me so people can talk to me?
00:09:15Why won't you talk to me so people can understand this?
00:09:16I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:20I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:22I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:23What the hell?
00:09:25What do I do now?
00:09:26Gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
00:09:28Stalk him until you can confront him IRL.
00:09:33It's going to be a dance.
00:09:59Ben, I, uh...
00:10:12Why can't I stop puking?
00:10:25Because you're super pregnant, girl.
00:10:29I can't take this anymore.
00:10:39Ben Lawson, why do you keep avoiding me?
00:10:50No, it's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice light.
00:10:53Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
00:10:55I thought it was just a one-night stand.
00:10:56You were?
00:10:57Yeah.
00:10:58That's what people do after one-night stand.
00:10:59They don't talk to each other anymore.
00:11:02Ben!
00:11:03Shhh!
00:11:04Oh.
00:11:05Oh.
00:11:06Oh!
00:11:07Oh.
00:11:08Oh.
00:11:09Oh.
00:11:10Oh!
00:11:11political and economic shifts
00:11:23mc ben benny boy lost it hunter definitely made this
00:11:35who the guy that i met the night you and ben
00:11:39you know we've actually been hanging out more and i think
00:11:43you're missing the point okay i mean this is finally my chance to confront ben
00:11:48so you're gonna go i mean if i can find something to wear
00:11:53i mean my clothes haven't really been fitting recently like you don't
00:11:59sorry to interrupt ladies but i just wanted to let you know that tonight's
00:12:03party is actually a toga party that doesn't say it on there
00:12:08hunter didn't know how to spell toga so he just left it off
00:12:13maybe i should stop hooking up with him he really is dumb
00:12:17so you're not going?
00:12:19thanks sky that was actually very nice of you for once
00:12:28don't mention it
00:12:30this isn't a toga party is it? what's a toga?
00:12:45i think i'm gonna be sick
00:12:49benny where have you been?
00:13:00everyone at the party wants you especially me
00:13:04sky i already told you i don't think we should be together
00:13:08what about just for tonight?
00:13:10i'm tired of your mind games you're always planning something
00:13:14right now i'm just planning on kissing you
00:13:17now i'm gonna be sick
00:13:36kelsey
00:13:38kelsey
00:13:51wait
00:13:52wow
00:13:53ditching me for that loser is like you have feelings for
00:13:56you know what sky maybe i do
00:14:03so did you tell him?
00:14:06hmm
00:14:07you know in hindsight telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party
00:14:10not such a great idea
00:14:13you can't keep putting this off kelsey
00:14:15you know maybe i shouldn't even tell him at all
00:14:18i mean it's not like ben lawson is going to want to settle down and play house
00:14:24hmm
00:14:25no
00:14:26you know if it's up to me
00:14:27ben is never going to know about this
00:14:31baby
00:14:32aw this is too good
00:14:38i can't believe you talked me into this
00:14:41i need a drink
00:14:42okay it's only a matter of time until you start
00:14:44you know
00:14:45showing
00:14:46this could be our last hurrah
00:14:49yeah more like your last hurrah
00:14:51but
00:14:52whatever
00:14:54ooh i'm gonna go check out this night
00:15:00kelsey
00:15:01where's your drink
00:15:02you can't be caught empty handed on senior night
00:15:06hmm
00:15:07no i'm okay sky
00:15:08no
00:15:09here
00:15:10i insist
00:15:12yeah i'm really not in the mood
00:15:13oh come on
00:15:15it's just one beer
00:15:16it can't hurt
00:15:17right
00:15:18no sky
00:15:25yo
00:15:27what's going on
00:15:28yeah
00:15:29kelsey
00:15:30why don't you tell ben what's going on
00:15:32knock it off sky
00:15:33she doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to
00:15:34she doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to
00:15:35yeah
00:15:36you're right
00:15:37that would probably be bad for the baby
00:15:42baby
00:15:44what baby
00:15:49kelsey what baby
00:15:50come on
00:15:51come on
00:15:54well
00:15:55awkward
00:15:57yeah for you
00:15:58why would you do that to her
00:15:59you really are a heartless bitch
00:16:01but
00:16:02i don't want to see you around kelsey
00:16:04or me
00:16:05ever
00:16:08looks like your day's parting at sigma house are over
00:16:10we're over
00:16:17come here i just want to be alone right now okay
00:16:22please
00:16:31it's the baby mine
00:16:33kelsey is the baby mine
00:16:34kelsey
00:16:36would it matter if it was
00:16:40would it matter if it was
00:16:42of course it would matter if it was mine
00:16:44because you're
00:16:46i'm what
00:16:48you
00:16:49you're ben lawson
00:16:50you're like the king of hookups
00:16:51the prince of partying
00:16:52the sultan of sex
00:16:54the sultan of sex
00:16:55i'm just
00:16:57i'm me
00:16:59i don't do one night stand
00:17:01you do
00:17:02with you
00:17:03and only you so
00:17:05yeah the baby's yours ben
00:17:08look i don't sleep around okay
00:17:11and when i do the one time that i do i don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything
00:17:16hold on
00:17:18i never said that
00:17:19you said that
00:17:21you literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here
00:17:25and you were still messing around with sky
00:17:27not on any apps
00:17:28and about sky
00:17:29look ben it doesn't even matter you can do whatever it is that you want to do
00:17:31okay
00:17:32but i'm keeping this baby whether you like it or not
00:17:35i mean
00:17:37my mom was a single mom and i turned out fine
00:17:40i mean i'm 21 and pregnant like super broke but i'm fine
00:17:43i want to be a part of this baby's life
00:17:45look i know you
00:17:47but you do
00:17:49yes
00:17:51more than anything
00:17:53my mom was alone
00:17:54my dad was never around
00:17:56i promised myself that if i ever had kids
00:17:59i'd do anything for them
00:18:01well
00:18:03what about sigma and all of your friends and
00:18:06this guy
00:18:07i don't care about that anymore
00:18:09you know
00:18:10someone wise
00:18:11recently inspired me
00:18:13stop thinking about what everyone thinks
00:18:15and just live my life for myself
00:18:18i know what it's like to go through life alone
00:18:23but all in goes
00:18:25but let me
00:18:26just
00:18:38grandma?
00:18:39i know your little secret
00:18:44i know your little secret
00:18:47uh
00:18:48you broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington
00:18:52i don't know what you're talking about
00:18:54i think you do
00:18:56i want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning
00:19:03wow she just hung up on me
00:19:05who was that?
00:19:06that was my grandma
00:19:09the one who made the rules
00:19:12the whole reason the rules exist is because
00:19:15my mom got pregnant with me in college
00:19:18and she had to drop out
00:19:21and raise me all by herself
00:19:23alone
00:19:25my grandma didn't want that to happen to me so
00:19:28now i has
00:19:31but
00:19:33you're not alone
00:19:34i'm right here
00:19:36you're not here for me
00:19:37we're not together
00:19:41remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone?
00:19:43yeah
00:19:45yeah
00:19:47ben lawson
00:19:49i want you to be my boyfriend
00:19:54well
00:19:55like
00:19:56my fake boyfriend
00:19:58what?
00:20:00what?
00:20:01okay look, my grandma might know about the baby
00:20:03but she doesn't know about you or us
00:20:05and if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship
00:20:09she just might let me stay in school
00:20:11graduate or
00:20:12you know
00:20:14like live
00:20:16okay, but a fake relationship?
00:20:19okay, well i wouldn't expect you to actually date me
00:20:21you can still go off and
00:20:24sleep around
00:20:25do whatever you want to do, okay?
00:20:29but
00:20:30i mean, if sky thought we were dating
00:20:31then she might leave you alone
00:20:33i mean, if that's what you want
00:20:35okay
00:20:37hear me out
00:20:40or we could
00:20:42i don't know
00:20:43actually date
00:20:45you know
00:20:47like
00:20:48make this work for the baby
00:20:50i don't want to be your pity girlfriend, ben
00:20:53look, i don't want to be sky or another one of your fangirls
00:20:57i just want to survive some new year
00:21:05so
00:21:07what do you say?
00:21:13okay
00:21:15let's do this
00:21:17but
00:21:19shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better?
00:21:21just so people don't get suspicious
00:21:23i like your thinking, lawson
00:21:25welcome
00:21:30welcome
00:21:32to
00:21:33ben
00:21:34and
00:21:35kelsey
00:21:36101
00:21:38alright
00:21:40time to hit the books
00:21:41thanks
00:21:50okay
00:21:51what is my dog's name?
00:21:53sir
00:21:54fluffington
00:21:55no wait
00:21:56wrong
00:21:57sir douglas mcfluffington
00:21:59okay
00:22:01okay
00:22:02what's the name of my cat?
00:22:03easy
00:22:04hannah
00:22:06and
00:22:07what kind of crazy person
00:22:08has a human name without a pet name?
00:22:10okay
00:22:11because sir douglas fluffington the third is so much better
00:22:15hmm
00:22:16okay
00:22:18what do i want to be when i grow up?
00:22:20another easy one
00:22:21you want to be a fashion designer
00:22:24i hate to break it to you
00:22:25you
00:22:26you are grown up
00:22:27i'm having a kid soon
00:22:28shhh
00:22:30what do you wanna
00:22:31what do you wanna be when you grow up?
00:22:32i'm also having a kid soon
00:22:35it's kinda funny how that works
00:22:36no like
00:22:38what do you wanna be when you grow up?
00:22:41i don't know actually
00:22:43wait so you're
00:22:45a senior in college and you haven't thought about the future?
00:22:48honestly
00:22:53i didn't think i was gonna make it this far
00:22:56i was never really good at school
00:22:59and
00:23:01wait
00:23:03a dad
00:23:05i've always wanted to be a dad
00:23:07looks like my dreams are coming true
00:23:12okay
00:23:13the most important question
00:23:15where did we meet?
00:23:19a frat party?
00:23:20no not irl
00:23:21like
00:23:22our backstory
00:23:23our fake backstory
00:23:24um
00:23:25i was walking through douglas mcfluffington the sixth at the park
00:23:28there's a sixth one?
00:23:29fake backstory
00:23:31keep up kels
00:23:32sorry
00:23:43crap
00:23:45what's wrong?
00:23:50what's wrong?
00:23:51is it the baby?
00:23:52no i'm late for my meeting with my grandma
00:23:54no ben that's really cute
00:23:55you know
00:23:56the modesty thing and everything
00:23:57but i mean we've slept together
00:23:58and we're kind of having a baby
00:24:00so i mean there's
00:24:02kind of no need
00:24:03yeah
00:24:15what
00:24:16what
00:24:18oh
00:24:19shit i didn't bring a change of clothes
00:24:21i didn't think i was gonna spend the night
00:24:22yeah
00:24:23alright well i'm gonna go home and change i'll catch up with you later
00:24:28you will?
00:24:29yeah what kind of fake boyfriend do you think i am?
00:24:31or
00:24:32you could come with me to my meeting with my grandma
00:24:34i mean that's what a real fake boyfriend would do
00:24:36okay
00:24:37yeah
00:24:38okay
00:24:39yeah
00:24:40but you should um
00:24:42put a shirt on
00:24:44right
00:24:46mhm
00:24:47wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:24:53you're meeting your grandma here?
00:24:58yeah
00:24:59yeah she works here
00:25:00your grandmother is dean varrington
00:25:03the head of the entire school
00:25:04uh
00:25:05duh
00:25:06you didn't think to tell me that?
00:25:07after we started each other's entire lives last night?
00:25:09ben
00:25:10you know my last name
00:25:12and i told you that my grandma works for claremore
00:25:14yeah that could literally mean anything
00:25:16i can't believe you didn't put two and two together
00:25:22okay i'm really late are you coming?
00:25:34i'm sure you know why i called you in today
00:25:36well grandma i
00:25:38sorry i'm late
00:25:46and who in god's green earth is this?
00:25:48well grandma this is
00:25:50i am kelsey's boyfriend
00:25:52ben
00:25:59i've heard so many nice things about you
00:26:01it's so good to meet you
00:26:02have you?
00:26:03of course
00:26:04i know who you are mr lawson
00:26:07academic
00:26:09probation
00:26:10suspension
00:26:11ah
00:26:12yeah
00:26:13that incident at the sigma house
00:26:15the hamster
00:26:16total misunderstanding
00:26:17you might know dean varrington
00:26:19that my grades this last semester
00:26:21actually earned me the title of most improved
00:26:24on the academic honor roll
00:26:25that may be
00:26:26that may be
00:26:27but the question still remains
00:26:30why is he here?
00:26:32well grandma
00:26:34whatever you have to tell me
00:26:36you can say in front of ben
00:26:38yeah
00:26:39very well
00:26:41helsey as you know
00:26:42i must hold you to the highest academic and professional standards
00:26:47because
00:26:48you represent
00:26:49me
00:26:50and thus
00:26:51claremore college
00:26:54lest you forget
00:26:55i
00:26:56helped you get into claremore
00:26:58i know i'm strict with you
00:27:02but according to this video
00:27:04you've broken one of my cardinal rules
00:27:07uh
00:27:08i can actually explain what's going on in that video
00:27:14for you
00:27:15oh that's cold
00:27:18hashtag justice for beer girl
00:27:21now who would waste a perfectly good beer like that
00:27:26that's a house of liang top
00:27:28if it were me i'd be suing the girl who paid a beer on my designer dress
00:27:32even if
00:27:33it was last season
00:27:35rule number two
00:27:37stay
00:27:38out of trouble
00:27:39does this look like
00:27:41you're staying out of trouble?
00:27:44so
00:27:45she doesn't know that i'm pregnant
00:27:50well young lady
00:27:51that's actually
00:27:52my ex-girlfriend in that video
00:27:54and i told her to stay away from kelsey
00:27:56but
00:27:57she never listens
00:27:58everything you saw in that video is
00:28:00all my fault
00:28:02that may be
00:28:03but kelsey
00:28:04knows better
00:28:05than to get involved with drama like this
00:28:08if you don't clean up your act
00:28:10i will not be able to let you take part
00:28:13in the senior fashion show
00:28:16grandma
00:28:17the whole reason that i wanted to go to claremore
00:28:19was for the fashion show
00:28:21i mean it could completely make or break my career
00:28:23marissa leong from house of leong is going to be there
00:28:26and you know it's my dream to work for her
00:28:28i cannot allow anything
00:28:30that would tarnish the reputation of this university
00:28:34and mine
00:28:36rules are rules
00:28:38don't break them and this won't be an issue
00:28:41thank you
00:28:44thank you
00:28:48thank you
00:28:49the entertainers
00:28:50so good to meet you
00:28:51actually
00:28:52mr lawson
00:28:53why don't you stay behind
00:28:55we'll have a little chat
00:28:58kelsey
00:28:59please close the door behind you
00:29:00behind you
00:29:08oh crap
00:29:09what if he slips up and tells her about the baby
00:29:14so let's cut to the chase shall we mr lawson
00:29:18what are your intentions with my granddaughter
00:29:20i'm not really sure what you mean
00:29:21well i hope you're not dating her for her money
00:29:24she doesn't have any
00:29:26her mother was just owned from the barrington family fortune years ago
00:29:31kelsey is here on a financial aid provided by my office
00:29:37hence the need for her to apply the rules
00:29:40i can assure you i was completely unaware of any family fortune
00:29:46my sources tell me that you can date and have nearly every girl in this school
00:29:53so why my granddaughter
00:29:55with all due respect dean barrington
00:29:58are you being serious
00:30:01i haven't known kelsey for a very long time
00:30:03this is all really new to me
00:30:05i know my reputation still precedes me for being a guy you know who doesn't like
00:30:09settle down
00:30:11but um
00:30:13i'm starting to believe
00:30:15i'm not the right guy for kelsey
00:30:17i'm sure you're not
00:30:19but
00:30:20i would sure be damned
00:30:21if i didn't try to be
00:30:24kelsey man she's
00:30:26she's brilliant like
00:30:28i love the way her mind works
00:30:30her designs her style
00:30:32she just knows exactly what she wants for herself
00:30:35there's not only one reason dean barrington
00:30:37it's everything
00:30:40very well
00:30:42you're dismissed
00:30:46i'll be watching you
00:30:48i have eyes everywhere
00:30:50oh yeah
00:31:00that was incredible i totally believed all of it
00:31:02believed what?
00:31:03the act, what you said, all those things you love about me
00:31:06yeah, right
00:31:08as a reward for an award winning performance i have a surprise for you
00:31:11surprise
00:31:12surprise?
00:31:13mm-hmm
00:31:17so this is the surprise
00:31:20is everything okay with the baby?
00:31:23i'm sorry to keep you two waiting
00:31:25my last appointment ran over
00:31:27mister and missus
00:31:29no we're not married
00:31:31i'm kelsey and this is uh
00:31:33my boyfriend ben
00:31:34yum
00:31:35yum
00:31:36love
00:31:37well you two
00:31:38are you ready to see your baby?
00:31:40right now?
00:31:41oh
00:31:56ben, are you crying?
00:31:58It's not unusual for fathers to become emotional.
00:32:03No, I know. It's just not just really sweet.
00:32:11And that is your baby's heartbeat.
00:32:16Wow, no way.
00:32:18Would you like to know if you're having a little baby boy or a little baby girl?
00:32:22I think we want it to be a surprise.
00:32:29Then we're all set.
00:32:31We keep you posted on the results of your blood work.
00:32:34I'm sure you two are going to be great parents.
00:32:37It's rare to see two parents as in love with the two of you.
00:32:41Well, um...
00:32:51This is me.
00:32:53Um...
00:32:55I'll call you for the next appointment.
00:32:57Should be in about a month.
00:32:59But there's no reason for us to hang out or anything unless something goes wrong.
00:33:05Wait.
00:33:07We can't just not hang out if we're dating.
00:33:10Fake dating, Ben.
00:33:12Yeah, but it's gotta look real.
00:33:15Grandma told me she has, like, eyes all over this place.
00:33:19I mean, I guess that's true.
00:33:22After all, you are my fake girlfriend.
00:33:24So I should at least be a good fake boyfriend.
00:33:27Maybe take you on a few fake dates.
00:33:30What do you think?
00:33:33What kind of fake dates?
00:33:35I don't know.
00:33:36Just, like, do the stuff in the movies that people don't really do in real life?
00:33:40Sure.
00:33:41I mean...
00:33:42What kind of fake girlfriend would I be if I said no?
00:33:44Huh.
00:33:45Huh.
00:33:46Huh.
00:33:47Huh.
00:33:48Huh.
00:33:49Huh.
00:33:50Huh.
00:33:51Huh.
00:33:52Huh.
00:33:53Huh.
00:33:54Huh.
00:33:55Huh.
00:33:56Huh.
00:33:57Huh.
00:33:58Huh.
00:33:59Huh.
00:34:00Huh.
00:34:01Huh.
00:34:02Huh.
00:34:03Huh.
00:34:04Huh.
00:34:05Huh.
00:34:06Huh.
00:34:07Huh.
00:34:08Huh.
00:34:09Huh.
00:34:10Huh.
00:34:11Huh.
00:34:12Huh.
00:34:13Huh.
00:34:14Huh.
00:34:15Huh.
00:34:16You are cordially invited to a bespoke dinner with a brother of the Sigma fraternity at 7pm.
00:34:29Formal, entire, encouraged.
00:34:35Ugh, I only have an hour to get ready.
00:34:38I don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore.
00:34:46Ah, our special guest for the evening.
00:34:54Welcome in, madame.
00:34:59Right this way.
00:35:00You did this all for me?
00:35:20You did this all for me?
00:35:22You're my girlfriend.
00:35:23I mean, my fake girlfriend.
00:35:25I know we've been saving for the baby.
00:35:27I couldn't really afford to take you to a nice restaurant, so I thought I'd make one.
00:35:33That's like the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
00:35:37Don't thank me yet.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:41Good evening, gentlemen and gentlemen.
00:35:43May I interest you in tonight's special?
00:35:46It's also our only thing on our very limited head.
00:35:50Or two specials, please.
00:35:52Got you.
00:35:54Two of our finest instant ramens on the house.
00:36:00Bon appetit, lovebirds.
00:36:01Thank you, sir.
00:36:02Thanks.
00:36:05Sorry, we're kind of on a budget right now.
00:36:08No, this is perfect.
00:36:10I love it.
00:36:21Oh, let's dance.
00:36:23I don't know.
00:36:27Why not?
00:36:28I wasn't exactly the most graceful before the pregnancy.
00:36:32And, you know, like, my feet are swollen and I just fell off balance and, you know, like,
00:36:37normal.
00:36:38It counts.
00:36:40I don't know.
00:36:41You're pregnant.
00:36:42Really?
00:36:46Now have this dance with me.
00:36:47What is it?
00:37:00Nothing.
00:37:01I just...
00:37:04Ow!
00:37:06You okay?
00:37:09What's wrong?
00:37:10Yeah, the baby just, like, kicked.
00:37:15You want to feel it?
00:37:16Yeah.
00:37:17Yeah.
00:37:22I don't feel anything.
00:37:23Oh, my God.
00:37:28Wow.
00:37:30That's amazing.
00:37:32Kelsey.
00:37:33You're amazing.
00:37:35You're pretty by yourself.
00:37:37Wait.
00:37:38I, um...
00:37:39I thought this was supposed to be fake.
00:37:43It doesn't feel fake, does it?
00:37:45No, it doesn't.
00:37:46Wait.
00:38:14Wait.
00:38:14Wait.
00:38:15What?
00:38:16Should we be doing this?
00:38:19Can't this hurt the baby?
00:38:20Aw, Ben.
00:38:21That's so sweet.
00:38:23But no.
00:38:24It won't hurt the baby.
00:38:25Are you sure?
00:38:26Positive.
00:38:37Ugh!
00:38:42Breakfast is served.
00:38:43Something wrong?
00:38:51No, I just...
00:38:53I thought you left again.
00:38:59What?
00:38:59No.
00:39:00No.
00:39:01First of all, I wouldn't do that.
00:39:03Second of all, this is my room.
00:39:07I don't have many other places to go.
00:39:08Yeah, I know.
00:39:11I just...
00:39:12I panicked.
00:39:15I'm not going anywhere.
00:39:17I'm not going anywhere.
00:39:18But I am going to steal some of these eggs from you.
00:39:22So, um, should we, like, talk about last night?
00:39:33What about it?
00:39:35Ooh, Lucy.
00:39:36I don't like...
00:39:37Chelsea.
00:39:39So, I don't like it.
00:39:40I don't like it.
00:39:41I don't like it.
00:39:42I don't like it, though.
00:39:43But I don't know.
00:39:43It's not going to be enough.
00:39:43I don't like it.
00:39:44I don't like it.
00:39:44It's more than okay. I just wanted to let you know that your blood work came back.
00:39:50Well, Kelsey, you're having twins.
00:39:55You're having twins.
00:39:58Two babies.
00:40:00Kelsey, are you there?
00:40:04Hello? Yeah, sorry. Kelsey's a bit shook up right now.
00:40:09Are you sure?
00:40:11Positive. It's very common, actually. One heartbeat, mask the other.
00:40:16But there's two of them in there. No doubt about it.
00:40:21Thanks. You're welcome.
00:40:25Okay, don't panic. Nothing's changed, just...
00:40:30Double? Double of everything?
00:40:33I'm gonna be huge!
00:40:36Oh my god, how am I gonna hide this from my grandma?
00:40:38She was gonna find out eventually, so let's just wait until the babies are here and then we can figure out a way to break it to her.
00:40:46I can't believe this. I mean, I'm 21. I can't have two babies.
00:40:53And alone?
00:40:55You're not alone.
00:40:57I'm here.
00:40:59I mean, single, but unmarried.
00:41:02Well, we're not married yet.
00:41:04But...
00:41:06I can't really put it into words.
00:41:08Let's need to show you.
00:41:09Okay, remember how you told me you were so afraid of breaking your grandma's rules?
00:41:21Yeah.
00:41:22Well, I used to be afraid of breaking the rules, too.
00:41:26I was so afraid of what people would think of me if I wasn't this crazy, fun party guy that everyone expected me to be.
00:41:31But then I met you.
00:41:39You just had this energy about you that I was so drawn to from the moment you crashed into me.
00:41:46Then I heard you thought I was just a one-night stand.
00:41:48That's because you left.
00:41:50I left because I thought that's what you wanted.
00:41:53I was sending you messages, but you never reached back out. You were just so mad at me.
00:41:57Ben, you matched with my best friend on some app. What girl wouldn't be mad?
00:42:04No, I didn't.
00:42:06Oh, my God.
00:42:08That was Hunter messing around on my phone.
00:42:11I swear I deleted everything as soon as he did that.
00:42:14I figured if I couldn't have you, I would just cruise through senior year doing the same shit I've been doing.
00:42:20But I don't really want that anymore.
00:42:21I want you.
00:42:27Okay.
00:42:29What do we do now then?
00:42:31I would like to ask you to be my girlfriend.
00:42:35My real girlfriend.
00:42:36Yeah, it's called a toga. It's super breathable. For like, you know, down there.
00:42:46I love this song.
00:42:48You want to dance?
00:42:50No, I'm okay.
00:42:52Come on.
00:42:54No, I'm seriously. I'm like waiting for someone.
00:42:56Well, I'm here.
00:42:58And he's not.
00:42:59Finders keepers. Am I right?
00:43:01That rule only applies to objects, not people.
00:43:03Come on.
00:43:04Come on.
00:43:06Come on.
00:43:07Hey, my court.
00:43:10Why should I?
00:43:11I guess you said so.
00:43:13And this.
00:43:18And this.
00:43:24What the fuck?
00:43:26Whatever, man.
00:43:30You okay?
00:43:31Yeah, I just...
00:43:33I didn't know you could do that.
00:43:35There's a lot of things you didn't know I could do Kelly Barrington.
00:43:46Alright, listen up you bunch of degenerates.
00:43:49You all come to my house every week and party.
00:43:51You drink my booze, throw up in my toilets.
00:43:54Just indulge me for one moment, please.
00:43:59Thanks, dude.
00:44:01What are you wearing?
00:44:02It's called a hat.
00:44:03Never mind.
00:44:10Alright, I'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend, Kelsey Barrington.
00:44:13Kelsey Barrington.
00:44:14Yeah.
00:44:15You.
00:44:16Okay, yeah.
00:44:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:44:26Yeah!
00:44:27Yeah!
00:44:29Yeah!
00:44:30Yeah!
00:44:31Yeah!
00:44:33Yeah!
00:44:35Whoa!
00:44:36Yeah!
00:44:37Yeah!
00:44:39Yeah!
00:44:41Yeah!
00:44:42Can we get some real music back in here?
00:44:56Wait, you're not even supposed to be here.
00:44:58Ben banned you.
00:44:59He didn't mean it, right, Ben?
00:45:01Yeah, I meant it.
00:45:02Hey.
00:45:12Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Dean Barrington.
00:45:21It's all right, Mary.
00:45:23Just try not to walk and text at the same time, all right?
00:45:26Copy that.
00:45:27I was actually talking to Kelsey.
00:45:30Congratulations.
00:45:31For what exactly?
00:45:33You're going to be a great grandma, duh.
00:45:36To twins.
00:45:38Not that you look like a great grandma or anything.
00:45:41Definitely a Gigi Mill.
00:45:43A great grandma, I'd like to, you know.
00:45:45Right.
00:45:46And Kelsey told you there's good news?
00:45:50Oh yeah.
00:45:50She's not going to tell her family without telling me.
00:45:54Indeed.
00:45:55Will you please excuse me?
00:45:57Bye, Gigi Ma.
00:46:01Twins?
00:46:02That's definitely against the rules.
00:46:10Okay, you ready?
00:46:12Almost.
00:46:13I'm trying to zip up my pants.
00:46:15I think I'm starting to get a dad bod.
00:46:17Okay, well, hurry up.
00:46:18My grandma doesn't like it when I'm late.
00:46:19Well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant, but tonight is not the night that
00:46:23she's finding out about that.
00:46:24Hopefully.
00:46:24Okay, stud, go off.
00:46:31Why, thank you.
00:46:32Tonight I'm wearing a Barrington Original jacket.
00:46:35House of Long pants with Fruit of the Blue underwear.
00:46:37Okay, this is like a really big deal, okay?
00:46:44My grandmother never lets anyone come over for Christmas dinner except my mom and I, and
00:46:49that wasn't even until I was like 15.
00:46:51Well, I'm so honored.
00:46:59Um, I have to run back to the house.
00:47:01I'm going to have to meet you there, okay?
00:47:03Don't go staying under any mistletoe without me.
00:47:05That was weird.
00:47:18Okay.
00:47:21You got this, Ben.
00:47:23All you gotta do is ask.
00:47:26The rest is up to her.
00:47:28The worst she could say is no, right?
00:47:29There you are.
00:47:36I've been looking all over for you.
00:47:37Skye, I don't have time for this.
00:47:39I'm on my way to see Kelsey right now.
00:47:41I want to keep you, but I just thought you should know.
00:47:50You've got more than one baby mama.
00:47:52That's not even possible.
00:47:53Do the math, dummy.
00:47:55We last rubbed elbows right before you met Kelsey.
00:47:58Kelsey, I'm about as far along as she is.
00:48:01You're not even showing.
00:48:02Because I'm genetically gifted.
00:48:04Our baby is going to be so hot.
00:48:07Much hotter than Kelsey's.
00:48:09No, it's just not one of your stupid tricks.
00:48:14Believe what you want, Popa, but this baby is yours, so what are you going to do about it?
00:48:24I'm so glad that you were able to join us, Sandra Darling.
00:48:29Mom, I wouldn't miss Christmas for anything in the world.
00:48:32You know that.
00:48:33But also, where's this new bode of yours, Kels?
00:48:37Yes, Kelsey.
00:48:38Is he even going to show?
00:48:39Hi.
00:48:45I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:48:47So kind of you to join us, Benjamin.
00:48:50I'm sorry, Dean.
00:48:52Oh my goodness.
00:48:55I'm so sorry.
00:48:56You must be Kelsey's mother.
00:48:57It's so nice to meet you.
00:48:59Wow.
00:49:00You guys look a lot alike.
00:49:02Thank you, but flattery will get you nowhere with me.
00:49:04I'm just kidding.
00:49:08I'm just kidding.
00:49:10Actually, flattery will get you very far with me.
00:49:13Especially from such a good-looking young man as yourself.
00:49:16Oh, no.
00:49:17Mom.
00:49:18Right.
00:49:19Best behavior.
00:49:20No.
00:49:21So, uh, what happened?
00:49:27I'm like, yeah.
00:49:28And don't lie to me.
00:49:30Tell you later.
00:49:32Okay.
00:49:32Probably.
00:49:39Sorry, I came from a, uh, quick study session.
00:49:43Um, is it okay if I use restroom?
00:49:45Of course.
00:49:46A ring?
00:49:58So, Kelsey.
00:50:00I happened to run into, uh, your little friend.
00:50:03Uh, rather she ran into me, um, Mary.
00:50:07Oh.
00:50:08Yeah.
00:50:09I haven't really seen her in a long time, you know.
00:50:12Exams.
00:50:12Oh, well, that explains why she was so eager to chat with me.
00:50:18Such a talkative girl.
00:50:20Sorry, guys.
00:50:23What did I miss?
00:50:24I was just telling Kelsey how I had run into her friend, Mary, um, the other day.
00:50:30And, um, she is such a talkative girl, but, uh, she had some very strange news.
00:50:38Yeah, and she got her MCAT results back.
00:50:41I could never be a doctor.
00:50:43What is it, Marley?
00:50:45Well, you should get over your squeamishness before you become a father, Mr. Lawson.
00:50:55Mom, come on.
00:50:56Don't pressure them into starting a family yet.
00:50:59They're not even married, much less engaged.
00:51:01Take it from me, kids.
00:51:03Do not get pregnant until you're truly ready.
00:51:05Sage advice.
00:51:08A shame that, uh, they didn't follow it or my rules.
00:51:13What are you talking about, Mom?
00:51:16Kelsey, what is she talking about?
00:51:19Mom, I'm...
00:51:20I'm really sorry.
00:51:22I, um...
00:51:23We didn't plan it, obviously.
00:51:25It was...
00:51:25It was an accident.
00:51:26Um...
00:51:27A happy accident.
00:51:32Couldn't have been any happier.
00:51:35Not only is she pregnant...
00:51:38But, Kelsey, why don't you tell your mother how many babies you are expecting?
00:51:44Two!
00:51:44A what?
00:51:46Two babies.
00:51:47Twins.
00:51:48Two blessings.
00:51:49You're not even taking this seriously at all, are you, young man?
00:51:52Mom.
00:51:53No, I'm serious, Kels.
00:51:54You know how hard it was on me, being pregnant so young.
00:51:57To raise me?
00:51:58Jeez.
00:51:59Wow.
00:52:00I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was such a burden.
00:52:02I am taking this seriously, Ms. Barrington.
00:52:04Then prove it.
00:52:06Prove it to my daughter, because God knows her father sure as hell didn't take it seriously.
00:52:11I'm sorry, how do you want me to prove that to you?
00:52:15I will offer you $100,000 if you get up right now.
00:52:25Excuse me?
00:52:26I will offer you $100,000 to get up, leave, and never talk to my granddaughter again.
00:52:35How does that solve anything?
00:52:37I grew up without a dad, and now you want my kids to grow up without one?
00:52:42No father is better than one that's going to leave later.
00:52:45Your mother and I did just fine with no husbands.
00:52:49Yeah, right.
00:52:50Fine.
00:52:51Wait, you have a problem with how I raised you?
00:52:52Yeah.
00:52:53Maybe I do, okay?
00:52:58Maybe it would have been nice to have a father, or just any family at all.
00:53:03Grandma couldn't even look at me until she realized that I was smart enough to get into Claremore.
00:53:08Enough!
00:53:10Let Ben answer.
00:53:12Are you going to get up and leave for the money?
00:53:16No.
00:53:18That's it?
00:53:20I said no.
00:53:21Well, what else do you want?
00:53:24I don't know.
00:53:27Defend me.
00:53:30Defend yourself.
00:53:32I don't have anything else to say.
00:53:39Are you sure you're going to keep them?
00:53:42Yeah, of course, Mom.
00:53:44Sorry to disappoint you.
00:53:45I'm not mad or disappointed, Kels.
00:53:48I just want it better for you.
00:53:50You know, a fairytale ending.
00:53:51Not some guy.
00:53:53Ben is not some guy.
00:53:55He's just, he's got a lot on his mind right now, okay?
00:53:58So.
00:54:01Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him, and we're going to leave.
00:54:04I'll take the $100,000, but you have to agree to my terms, okay?
00:54:23Kelsie's going to stay in school.
00:54:32She gets to participate in the fashion show, and she's going to graduate.
00:54:37You are going to stay out of her way.
00:54:41She's going to live her life by her own rules exactly the way she wants it.
00:54:47Who do I make the check out to?
00:54:48I'm so sorry for everything that happened.
00:54:58It's my fault.
00:55:00No, don't say that.
00:55:01I mean, it was going to come out eventually.
00:55:05What an absolute piece of shit.
00:55:07I wish I could kick his ass.
00:55:09Yeah, me too.
00:55:11But my mom was right.
00:55:14I'd rather have my kids not have a father than one that would just take the money and run.
00:55:18Save it, Hunter.
00:55:22Hey, I'm just here to get the rest of my stuff.
00:55:24Um, okay, but Ben left this for you.
00:55:28What is it?
00:55:32Uh, I'm not sure, to be honest.
00:55:39What's it say?
00:55:41Um, nothing.
00:55:43I, I just want some time, my mom, so I'll, uh, I'll catch you later.
00:55:49Ugh.
00:55:51I knew your best friend was such an asshole.
00:55:53Word.
00:55:54Well, since she asked for some space.
00:55:57You want to make out?
00:55:59I was never faking it.
00:56:06I'm sorry.
00:56:07I'm sorry.
00:56:19Kelsey!
00:56:20There you are.
00:56:23Guess Ben played both of us, huh?
00:56:27Ben never played you.
00:56:28He was being honest.
00:56:30He just didn't want to be with you, Skye.
00:56:32So you're defending him?
00:56:35Even after he left?
00:56:37I heard he took all of his shit overnight.
00:56:40Didn't even say goodbye to Hunter.
00:56:42Look, he has his reasons.
00:56:45I think.
00:56:47Yeah.
00:56:49I'll show you the reason.
00:56:55Ben is just another deadbeat daddy.
00:56:57Knocking girls up and leaving them with the mess he made.
00:57:05This isn't real.
00:57:07It's very real, Kelsey.
00:57:09Face it.
00:57:10You're not special.
00:57:13You know what?
00:57:13Just stop.
00:57:15You're just another notch on his bedpost.
00:57:17Just.
00:57:19Like.
00:57:20Me.
00:57:27Hey.
00:57:37Okay.
00:57:38I cannot wait to show you everything I got for you.
00:57:41Look at this.
00:57:42Look how cute this is.
00:57:43This little changing table.
00:57:44That's the crib.
00:57:46And that's where you're going to put all the little dirty diapers.
00:57:48And then look at all the little stuffed toys.
00:57:51We've got the little clothes here.
00:57:53I cannot wait for you and the babies to move in after graduation, baby girl.
00:57:57I know I've been hard on you, Kels.
00:58:00But I want you to know I am so proud of all your hard work.
00:58:13Oh.
00:58:13Oh.
00:58:17Oh.
00:58:18Oh.
00:58:19Oh.
00:58:21Oh.
00:58:21Oh.
00:58:22Guys, you look so good for being, you know.
00:58:35For what?
00:58:36For being like six months pregnant.
00:58:39Oh, I'm not pregnant.
00:58:44That was just a lie I told Ben to stop whatever was going on with that loser, Kelsey.
00:58:49Isn't that kind of fucked up?
00:58:54Whatever.
00:58:59Ugh.
00:59:00I can't believe that absolute bitch.
00:59:03What are we going to do?
00:59:05What do you mean?
00:59:06We'll have to get Ben and Kelsey back together.
00:59:08Duh.
00:59:10Oh, Ben.
00:59:12I miss that guy.
00:59:13Talked to him since he left?
00:59:15Uh, no.
00:59:19Ugh.
00:59:19Boys are so dumb.
00:59:22Okay.
00:59:22Here's the plan.
00:59:24Have you ever seen the pear trap?
00:59:25Yeah.
00:59:26With Lindsay Lohan and her twin.
00:59:28Yeah.
00:59:29Yeah, but she's not actually a twin.
00:59:32Never mind.
00:59:34The point is, we have to get them in the same room without them knowing.
00:59:39Oh, okay.
00:59:42I still don't understand.
00:59:46Call Ben.
00:59:47Now.
00:59:48Okay.
00:59:49Where are you going?
00:59:50I have a party to plan.
00:59:51I'm so excited that we're grabbing brunch.
00:59:57It's like old times.
00:59:59Minus the mimosas.
01:00:01I mean, I'm going to have a mimosa, but you should not.
01:00:05I know I'm really excited that we're hanging out too.
01:00:08Although, I was thinking I should really get back to work.
01:00:11Girl, you need to relax and let loose a little bit.
01:00:16You're going to be a mommy soon.
01:00:19Speaking of which.
01:00:21Surprise!
01:00:37We had a baby shower.
01:00:38You did this all for me.
01:00:40Well, I had some help.
01:00:42My baby's having babies.
01:00:46Mom, you didn't have to do that.
01:00:48Oh, sweetie, of course I did.
01:00:49I'm so sorry about how I reacted when you first told me you were pregnant.
01:00:53I am so, so happy for you.
01:00:56Okay, come on.
01:00:56Let's get this fun started.
01:00:58No!
01:00:58No!
01:01:02Ow!
01:01:03Stupid thing.
01:01:04Don't mind if I do.
01:01:19Dude, this place has got the tastiest waffles.
01:01:32Trust me, bro.
01:01:34It's really good to see you, man, but I'm probably just going to get back to work.
01:01:38You've got to loosen up, man.
01:01:39Let's get some mimosas in you.
01:01:41I'm not really drinking anymore.
01:01:42Who are you and what have you done with my bed?
01:01:48So, this one is from your grandmother.
01:01:51She got me something.
01:01:55The woman who paid my boyfriend to leave my pregnant ass.
01:01:59Don't complain.
01:02:00She didn't get me a damn thing.
01:02:07All of that wealth and she got me a weird old blanket.
01:02:11I just won.
01:02:12She doesn't know I'm having twins, right?
01:02:13I told you, she's not really good at gift-giving.
01:02:18Take it back.
01:02:19Okay, so there's just one more present.
01:02:35Ben?
01:02:36What are you doing here?
01:02:39I don't know.
01:02:40Hunter?
01:02:40Well, I brought you here because Skye's lying.
01:02:45She was never pregnant.
01:02:46She just made that up to break you guys up.
01:02:49Doesn't matter.
01:02:51You still left.
01:02:52I left because I was ashamed.
01:02:55I failed you.
01:02:56I failed us.
01:02:57I failed our kids.
01:02:59I figured the $100,000 would do more for you than I ever could.
01:03:02You thought I wanted the money more than you?
01:03:05No, I didn't think you wanted the money.
01:03:07I just thought you wanted the security.
01:03:08I leveraged the check from your grandma in exchange for you to finish school and participate in the fashion show.
01:03:15That was the deal.
01:03:16So you're saying you left for me?
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:20I had to leave for you.
01:03:21Or else Skye would have just been waving her baby around in your face.
01:03:25Fake baby.
01:03:26But if it was real, I would have sent money.
01:03:30I would have loved it too.
01:03:32Loved it enough to stay away.
01:03:34Not ruin his life like I ruined yours.
01:03:36You didn't ruin my life.
01:03:39You leaving without a trace, no phone call or anything, that ruined my life.
01:03:47Sorry.
01:03:48I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:03:51Well, you did.
01:03:55I love you, Kelsey.
01:03:57I did then, and I do right now.
01:04:02I never stopped loving you.
01:04:04I just stopped loving myself.
01:04:07I promise you, I will never leave your side ever again.
01:04:10Just, please, take me back.
01:04:16Please, Kelsey.
01:04:23I'm sorry, Ben.
01:04:31I, um, I understand everything that you're going through and why you did what you did.
01:04:36And Skye was terrible for lying to you like that.
01:04:42But I can't.
01:04:46I can't do this again.
01:04:50And I have to do what's best for me and the babies.
01:04:54And that means not being with you.
01:04:58I mean, we can be co-parents and friends, but we can't be together.
01:05:06I hope you understand.
01:05:14I do.
01:05:17Time for plan B.
01:05:22So, where are we going?
01:05:23It's spring break, and you're about to pop.
01:05:26You need to unwind.
01:05:29Okay, well, the last time you told me to let loose resulted in this show.
01:05:32Well, you can't get any more pregnant than you already are.
01:05:37I think.
01:05:39Aren't you going to med school?
01:05:40Shouldn't you, like, know this?
01:05:41I miss that day.
01:05:42Nothing like being in the woods with your best bros.
01:05:56Yeah, man.
01:05:57It's nice to get away from the hole.
01:05:59Who's that?
01:06:10Dude.
01:06:12You said it was going to be bros weekend.
01:06:14Bros.
01:06:16And hoes.
01:06:17Kelsey, this is not my hoe.
01:06:19I mean, girlfriend, man.
01:06:20She's a lovely woman, dude.
01:06:21She's carrying my kids.
01:06:23Why is she here?
01:06:34No.
01:06:35Uh-uh.
01:06:35I'm not spending a week in the woods with Ben.
01:06:41I'm pregnant, hormonal, and still a little mad at Ben.
01:06:45No way I can spend an entire week with him.
01:06:48Okay, well then, what are you going to do about it, Mama?
01:06:51You're already here, in the woods, a thousand miles from campus.
01:06:56We're like 20 miles away tops.
01:06:58Okay, well, I'm not driving you back.
01:07:01So, you're stuck here, Barrington, with me and Ben.
01:07:12I think the plan's going great.
01:07:15Man, what plan?
01:07:21Guys, you're trying to get us back together?
01:07:25No!
01:07:27No!
01:07:27Not at all.
01:07:28Mm-mm.
01:07:40Morning.
01:07:41My whole body hurts.
01:07:52Here's a tip.
01:07:53Never get pregnant.
01:07:54Okay.
01:07:57Where are, um...
01:07:58Hunter and Mary went on a hike.
01:08:01You didn't want to go?
01:08:03I wanted to be here with you.
01:08:05Ben.
01:08:05Look, I know your idea of relaxing vacation isn't hanging out with me here for a week,
01:08:10and I don't blame you after what I did to you, you know?
01:08:16I don't hate you, Ben.
01:08:18And especially when you make me deep.
01:08:22Well, if you want me to fuck off and leave you alone, just let me know.
01:08:25But if you want company, well, Hunter and Mary do whatever it is they do, I can show you around.
01:08:35I grew up in these woods, practically.
01:08:38I plan on taking our kids here one day.
01:08:41How do you do that?
01:08:43Do it.
01:08:45Make it impossible for me to be mad at you forever.
01:08:48Make it impossible for me to be mad at you forever.
01:09:09Wow.
01:09:10Let's keep coming.
01:09:10I'm surprised it's hugged in overflow.
01:09:13Excuse me?
01:09:14I said, I didn't know cows could swim.
01:09:17She's pregnant, asshole.
01:09:31Do you want to say that again to the mother of my children?
01:09:33Jesus, Ben.
01:09:34Chill.
01:09:35You used to be cool, man.
01:09:37You're a legend.
01:09:38What's wrong with you?
01:09:43You okay?
01:09:44You know, I should tell you that violence is never the answer, but it's kind of cute.
01:09:50You're going macho over our family.
01:09:54Family, huh?
01:09:55Mm-hmm.
01:09:56Oh, it doesn't have a lot.
01:10:08Oh, I didn't know what's there.
01:10:09Just telling me, Lord.
01:10:12I don't have to think.
01:10:13There's no peace you're all alone.
01:10:15I forgot how I was staying.
01:10:16What's going on?
01:10:17Baby, how do you feel?
01:10:19I'm going to be happy.
01:10:19I think I can't do this.
01:10:21Nobody's ready.
01:10:21What's going on?
01:10:22It's going on, baby.
01:10:23I love you, I love you.
01:10:25I love you, I love you.
01:10:31Kels, I know I fucked up.
01:10:37Everything I've done was for you.
01:10:39I just didn't go about it the right way.
01:10:41If you give me another chance,
01:10:45I promise I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:10:49Oh, really?
01:10:59I swear I'll have Hunter and Mary as my witness.
01:11:03You know they make a really cute couple.
01:11:05So do we.
01:11:09So, how are you planning on making this up to me?
01:11:13Well, let's start by doing this.
01:11:19Oh my god, you're gonna drop me.
01:11:33I like your work ethic, Miss Miller.
01:11:35Working late during spring break?
01:11:37Thanks, Prof.
01:11:39Inspiration just suddenly hit me.
01:11:41Well, keep it up.
01:11:43And I'm sure you'll receive a lot of offers at the Showcase next week.
01:11:47Maybe even more than our star, Miss Barrington.
01:11:49Oh, I'm counting on it.
01:11:53I'll show that bitch.
01:11:55There is no way she can design a new collection in time for the Showcase.
01:11:59Yeah, I'll just stay with my mom until I can find an apartment.
01:12:11And, you know, suppose I can have my old spot back in the house?
01:12:15That asshole with Chad took the second you left, bro.
01:12:17I'm sorry, man.
01:12:19I mean, you could, like, stay with me if you wanted to.
01:12:23Fair warning, I roll over, like, 700 times in the middle of the night.
01:12:27And I wake up with, like, really weird food cravings.
01:12:29Do you?
01:12:30And the baby kicks.
01:12:32Like, hard.
01:12:33Sounds perfect to me.
01:12:41Come to our end-of-the-year fashion showcase.
01:12:43What's wrong?
01:12:45Skye.
01:12:49She stole my design.
01:12:57What's wrong?
01:12:58All of my work, all of my designs, they're gone.
01:13:01Oh, my God.
01:13:02We gotta tell someone.
01:13:06Oh, my God.
01:13:09That's Marissa Millian.
01:13:11This is just some of the work you'll see at the Showcase.
01:13:17This collection is from one of our most improved students, Skye Miller.
01:13:22And here's one of our most accomplished students, Kelsey Barrington.
01:13:28Despite her condition, Kelsey has managed to perform really well.
01:13:34Kelsey, do you have anything you want to show our guest before the big show?
01:13:39Um...
01:13:40Actually, it's gonna be a surprise.
01:13:43Kelsey really wanted to shock the audience.
01:13:46It'll be worth it. Trust me.
01:13:48I really hope so, Miss Barrington.
01:13:49I'm looking forward to seeing your work.
01:13:59What was that?
01:14:01Me saving your ass until we find a way to get your designs back.
01:14:04Skye can't get away with this, Kels.
01:14:07She already has.
01:14:08They all think that those are her designs.
01:14:14I mean, she's altered my designs and my dresses and...
01:14:19Look, even if I could get them back, I...
01:14:23Look, we can always go to the Dean.
01:14:25No, absolutely not.
01:14:31It's over.
01:14:33Hey.
01:14:35That is not the Kelsey I know.
01:14:37The Kelsey I do know.
01:14:39She fights for herself.
01:14:41She pushes for what she wants.
01:14:42I mean...
01:14:49There's like...
01:14:51This one idea I had.
01:15:00But I would need like a lot of help to make it happen and...
01:15:03There's only 48 hours until the showcase.
01:15:07I just couldn't ask that of you guys.
01:15:10No offense, but you don't know how to sew.
01:15:15Kelsey.
01:15:16Yes.
01:15:17You can.
01:15:19I'm here to do whatever you want.
01:15:21Same.
01:15:22If I want to be a doctor, I have to learn how to sew anyway.
01:15:25Ditto.
01:15:26Whatever she said.
01:15:30You guys would like actually help me?
01:15:33Duh.
01:15:36Guys.
01:15:37Let's get to work.
01:15:39Put some fabric down.
01:15:48Put this down.
01:15:50And then you'll thread this.
01:15:51So go ahead and do that.
01:15:56Oh, see.
01:15:57There you go.
01:16:01Yeah, if we could have them at seven, that would be great.
01:16:04Perfect.
01:16:05Thank you so much.
01:16:07We did it, guys.
01:16:11I have my very own maternity collection.
01:16:14It's amazing, Kelsey.
01:16:16You crushed it.
01:16:18Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you guys.
01:16:21Anyone knew Hunter was so good at sewing.
01:16:23Yeah.
01:16:24No biggie.
01:16:25I used to help my mom all the time.
01:16:27Maybe I should have gone into fashion design instead of pre-law.
01:16:30I'm sorry, you're going into law?
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:33Harvard.
01:16:35Why?
01:16:36What did you guys think I was studying?
01:16:37Honestly, I really had no idea.
01:16:39No idea.
01:16:40Well, what are we waiting for?
01:16:41Let's get you ready for your big night.
01:16:42Let's get you ready for your big night.
01:16:43Thank you very much.
01:16:45Thank you very much.
01:16:50This was Skye Miller with Skye High Designs.
01:16:55This was Skye Miller with Skye High Designs.
01:17:11More like Skye High's Designs.
01:17:13I'm here to defend my client, Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington, from copyright infringement for
01:17:28one Ms. Skye Miller.
01:17:31This picture, conclusively dated from August of last year, shows my client wearing a dress
01:17:41of her design months before Skye even started working on her collection.
01:17:46Ms. Miller, is this true?
01:17:48No!
01:17:50Yes, I don't know.
01:17:52Please, don't fail me.
01:17:55This is so going to go viral.
01:18:00Hey, let go!
01:18:03Now that that's done, I'd like to invite my client to showcase her collection that she
01:18:09designed in the aftermath of the plagiarism by Ms. Skye.
01:18:14Also, I love my girlfriend.
01:18:16Bye.
01:18:20Alright, um, sorry about that mix-up.
01:18:25Next we have Kelsey Barrington with...
01:18:29Actually, I don't know what Kelsey is going to show us tonight.
01:18:33Kelsey?
01:18:35Okay, Kelsey.
01:18:36You got this.
01:18:37You may be almost nine months pregnant, but...
01:18:41I got this.
01:18:46Hey.
01:18:46Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:18:49What's wrong?
01:18:49What's wrong?
01:18:50What's wrong?
01:18:52I think I just had a contraction.
01:18:57A contraction?
01:18:59We need to go to the hospital.
01:19:02Hey, no, I'm...
01:19:04Oh, wait, it's just false alarm.
01:19:06You're fine?
01:19:07Mm-hmm.
01:19:08Are you sure you can do this right now?
01:19:11Yeah, I can.
01:19:24Um, first off, I wanted to thank all of my friends for being so supportive for when my designs were stolen.
01:19:32I really couldn't have done this without them.
01:19:34Um, but losing my collection made me realize something.
01:19:39Shouldn't maternity wear look good, too?
01:19:42Because, I mean, I wouldn't have been able to fit into a single one of those dresses that Skye showed you because, well, I'm kind of pregnant.
01:19:52So, my collection is dedicated to making sure that pregnant women feel their absolute best.
01:20:00Because, well, nobody should feel frumpy when they're going through the absolute most beautiful and wonderful phase of their life.
01:20:12Motherhood is not something to be ashamed of or hide from.
01:20:16It's something to celebrate.
01:20:21So, please give it up for my models.
01:20:32I take it back.
01:20:34Pregnant chicks are hot.
01:20:34And that is my presentation.
01:20:48Hey, what's going on?
01:20:50I think I...
01:20:51I think my water just broke.
01:20:59Excuse me.
01:20:59I'm so sorry.
01:21:00I'm looking for my daughter, Kelsey Barrington.
01:21:02Is she okay?
01:21:05Fastest delivery ever.
01:21:07A perfectly healthy pair of twins.
01:21:10One boy, one girl.
01:21:11Um, what about Kelsey?
01:21:17Couldn't be better.
01:21:19I've never seen such a supportive partner either.
01:21:23Ben was with her every step of the way.
01:21:38Grandma?
01:21:39You're precious.
01:21:46I'm going to get these two changed.
01:21:50I saw your show last night.
01:22:00Very impressive.
01:22:02And I can assure you that Skye will be dealt with.
01:22:05You actually came?
01:22:10Well, how could I miss my granddaughter's big moment?
01:22:16I just thought because I broke the rules that...
01:22:21Oh, fuck the rules.
01:22:24Pardon my language.
01:22:26How all those rules did was stop me from having a real relationship with my family.
01:22:37And, uh...
01:22:39That's what I want the most, you know?
01:22:43So, you're not ashamed of me?
01:22:46Because I was pregnant?
01:22:48Ashamed?
01:22:49No.
01:22:49A wife's woman once told me to stop caring about what people think.
01:22:57I used to love knitting.
01:23:01I wasn't very good.
01:23:04And when your mother got pregnant,
01:23:06I made a little something for the baby.
01:23:10But I never gave it to her.
01:23:16My vanity got in the way.
01:23:19The blanket.
01:23:21That...
01:23:21That's why you gave it to me.
01:23:26After all these years, I wanted you to have it.
01:23:29And it's not very fantasy or very good,
01:23:32but it's a symbol of how much you mean to me
01:23:38and how much your babies mean to me.
01:23:43And, uh...
01:23:44I made another one for the boy.
01:23:47I love them, Grandma.
01:23:54Oh, thank you.
01:23:55Kels?
01:24:05You have another visitor.
01:24:13Hello, Kels.
01:24:19I mean, Mr. Leung, you...
01:24:22You're my hero.
01:24:23And you're mine after last night.
01:24:28The way you and your friends stood up to that girl and...
01:24:32Your collection.
01:24:34It really spoke to me.
01:24:36I'm a working mom, too,
01:24:38and I never even thought to design something pregnant women could wear
01:24:41and feel proud of.
01:24:44So,
01:24:45when your grandma told me that you delivered right after the show,
01:24:49I had to come and pay the young mama a visit
01:24:53and give you this.
01:24:55I want you to take the next few months
01:25:00some much-deserved rest at home
01:25:02with your babies,
01:25:04and then I want you to call
01:25:06and work for me.
01:25:09Wait, you really mean it?
01:25:11Absolutely.
01:25:12I want you to design our maternity line for the House of Leung
01:25:15and you're very interested.
01:25:20She's interested.
01:25:22Great.
01:25:23I look forward to hearing her and you, Kelsey.
01:25:28Hey, dude and gal.
01:25:35Looks like mommy's going to be a big fashion designer
01:25:38just like I always knew.
01:25:40But there's one thing she needs to do first.
01:25:48Congratulations, Isabella.
01:25:53The next name that I'm going to read
01:25:55makes me very proud.
01:25:59Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington.
01:26:08Congratulations.
01:26:13There you go.
01:26:15Dude, I found it.
01:26:18It was in your old bedroom.
01:26:20Oh my God.
01:26:21Dude, I owe you.
01:26:25I'm so proud of you.
01:26:37Benjamin Lawrence Lawson.
01:26:40Come to the stage.
01:26:43But I didn't finish my degree.
01:26:45Grandma works in mysterious ways.
01:26:48I heard she even breaks the rules sometimes.
01:26:50Oh.
01:26:50Oh.
01:26:51Oh.
01:26:51Oh.
01:26:55All right, Benjamin.
01:26:59You may have to finish a few classes
01:27:03during the summer.
01:27:05But I wanted you to have this moment.
01:27:12Grandma.
01:27:13Just call me Grandma.
01:27:15And hurry up and marry my granddaughter, will you?
01:27:20Skye Miller.
01:27:33You are not graduating.
01:27:36You can't do this.
01:27:38Oh, yes.
01:27:41I think I can.
01:27:42Brisson to chapter 32, section B, row 2.
01:27:47Plagiarism can not only result in the failure of a class,
01:27:49but also expulsion or suspension to the dean's discretion.
01:27:53Basically, if you fuck around, you find out.
01:27:56Thank you, Hunter.
01:27:57So this dean has decided
01:28:01that you are not going to get a degree from this college.
01:28:07And that brings us to the 2024-2025 closing of the academic year.
01:28:16Congratulations.
01:28:18You are all graduates of Claremore College.
01:28:24Except for Skye.
01:28:25Except Skye.
01:28:27Congratulations!
01:28:39Hey, Mom.
01:28:40Where are the...
01:28:41Kelsey, I know getting pregnant and marrying me
01:28:48was not a part of the plan.
01:28:50And it has not been easy.
01:28:52And there's been a lot of ups and downs.
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