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00:30It's time to take a journey with Snow White and the Magic Mirror.
00:42Mirror, Mirror! I command! Who's the fairest in the land, darling?
00:48And now, presenting the off-the-wall character, the Mirror with the Moses, your reflection and mine, me!
00:58The Mirror with the
01:00The Mirror with the
01:02The Mirror with the
01:04The Mirror with the
01:06The Mirror with the
01:08The Mirror with the
01:09Once upon a time in a small kingdom, there lived a pretty young girl by the name of Snow White.
01:14I'm here, Stepmother. You wanted to see me?
01:18She lived in a castle with her not-so-pretty stepmother, the Evil Queen.
01:24The Evil Queen.
01:34Now, listen up! I'm having an intimate little dinner party tonight for 256. Make me beautiful, darling.
01:42Ah
01:48I feel like being beautiful.
01:50I feel like being grand.
01:52I feel like looking elaborate
01:54And singing with a burn.
01:56Well, I'll go through this torture
01:58And, uh, never including
02:00Cause I just want to have some fun
02:03It's little than I think
02:05Yes, I must get more exercise
02:07I've got to be more active
02:09Oh, you there!
02:11Move my arms and legs
02:12It makes me more attractive
02:14I won't be looking stunning
02:16Once I'm out of this device
02:18Well, these things don't come easily
02:20One has to fail
02:28Make me beautiful, darlings
02:31Oh, and you've done wonders with me too, darlings
02:35Oh, honey, we just got started
02:39If only she had natural beauty like
02:41Snow White
02:43All White
02:46Give her a makeover
02:48Make her less attractive than me
03:08The Evil Queen was jealous of anyone more attractive than she
03:12and constantly pestered the magic mirror with the same old question.
03:17Mirror, mirror! I command! Who's the fairest in the land, darling?
03:23Snow White is tops.
03:31Oh, let's see, uh, there's Princess Guinevere. What a babe!
03:34Uh, let's not forget the blacksmith's wife, Flicka.
03:38Ooh, and, uh, according to this list...
03:42You're number 256! Bingo!
03:46Enough! The party is cancelled! There will be no one prettier than me in this kingdom!
03:57I know you're in there. I said, who's the fairest in the land?
04:04Send me the royal butcher!
04:07And now, presenting the off-the-wall character, the mirror with the mouses, your reflection and mine!
04:13Me!
04:21Gee, it's tough being a butcher and an edible lover.
04:25Uh-oh, uh, maybe the tree bark bacon I made for breakfast didn't fool her.
04:29The evil queen summoned Lenny, the royal butcher.
04:42Butcher! Butcher! Come here!
04:46Uh, uh, y-y-y-you called your highness?
04:48I want you to take my beautiful stepdaughter into the woods and get rid of her!
04:58And remember, I'll be watching on my magic mirror!
05:03The mirror!
05:08Oh, seconds away from a clean getaway.
05:11Heh, heh.
05:17We just knew these hairdos would get us in trouble with the queen.
05:2020 Prime cats
05:39Well, I have a surprise for the guests. The party's cancelled, and so are they!
05:46Bye-bye now, move along, save yourselves, be good little party guests, and run for your lives.
06:00Psst, Snow White, the Queen sent me here to get rid of you.
06:05But Lenny just couldn't harm Snow White.
06:10What do you want me to do?
06:11He told her of the Queen's plans and urged her to disappear into the forest, wondering all the while what the Queen saw in her magic mirror.
06:41Oh, hello, want to play with us?
06:50Woo, woo!
06:54Act like I'm hurting you.
06:58Poor man, let me help you finish getting rid of me.
07:02This time, I'll be watching on my magical mirror.
07:06He needn't have worried.
07:18Back at the castle, the Queen was getting lousy reception.
07:23I'll have a Westin Bacon Queenie Burger, but hold the pickles, please.
07:28And now, a word from our sponsor.
07:31What?
07:32You want it your way, there's the doorway, you'll have it our way, or not at all, at Burger Queen.
07:40Yee-haw!
07:41And now, back to our program.
07:47So the evil Queen didn't see Snow White run into the forest, and Lenny never told her what he'd done.
07:54I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it!
08:03Arf, arf, arf!
08:15Oh, ow, owie!
08:17And now, a word from our sponsor.
08:24What?
08:27Hungry as fair, come on down to Burger Queen.
08:30We only make burgers one way, our way!
08:34I'll have a Westin Bacon Queenie Burger, but hold the pickles, please.
08:37You want it your way, there's the doorway, you'll have it our way, or not at all, at Burger Queen.
08:47Yee-haw!
08:48And now, back to our program.
08:55Move it along, darling!
08:56Okay, let's go, Lenny!
08:58Finish her off!
08:59Off her!
09:00Throw her away!
09:01Put her away, baby!
09:02I know you can do it!
09:02Deep in the woods, Snow White came upon a charming little cottage in the trees.
09:17What luck!
09:18I can stay here!
09:20So she helped herself to some pie, went upstairs, and fell asleep in the most comfortable of the seven little beds.
09:32What luck!
09:46I can stay here!
09:49This doesn't look like Kansas anymore, Toto!
09:55I'm doing!
09:58Woo!
09:59Woo!
09:59Woo!
10:00Woo!
10:00Woo!
10:00Woo!
10:00Woo!
10:00Woo!
10:00Woo!
10:01Woo!
10:01Woo!
10:02Woo!
10:02Woo!
10:02Woo!
10:05I'm Donnie!
10:13Norman!
10:14Who are you talking to?
10:17No one, Mother!
10:18But she's very pretty!
10:29The Seven Dwarves were surprised to find someone had been in their home,
10:32and eaten their food!
10:36Not Goldilocks again!
10:40They went upstairs and found Snow White, and that's when the beautiful princess met the Seven Dwarves.
10:46Will it out of good luck!
10:47I say, And the other one, the better, than he had been on the other hand, in the world, and they are never found any other one!
10:53The Secret of Alice and the Sea Dwarves have been on the island, this is the only one who has ever seen the
10:53You've ever been on the island, you'll have never been on the island, but I can't seem to ask for it!
10:55I can't remember if I had a half that once, let me know the one who has ever been over, because I have never been on the island!
10:57Hey Snow, do you know how to cook and clean or what?
10:59Hey, Snow, do you know how to cook and clean or what?
11:15Hey, that's not Goldilocks, don't you know?
11:18Who is she?
11:21I'm Danny.
11:27What's your name?
11:30Oh, hello, who are you?
11:37Not Goldilocks again!
11:45The Evil Queen is trying to get rid of me.
11:50Snow White told them all about the Evil Queen and why she'd run away.
11:55Hey, Snow, do you know how to cook and clean or what?
11:57If you let me stay here, I'll cook and clean for you.
12:01Are you a good cook?
12:03Not really.
12:08But the princess was nice, so they let her stay.
12:11How hard can housework be?
12:21Well, from one dye job to another, it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
12:38Somebody has to cook the supper
12:44Somebody has to boil the tea
12:47Somebody has to get the housework done
12:51And it might as well be
12:53Tra-la-la-la
12:55Somebody has to do the dishes
12:57Yeah, but good help is hard to find
13:00I'll clean up while you then relax
13:05Watch out, I got it!
13:07Tra-la-la
13:08Tra-la-la
13:10Yeah
13:11Somebody has to do the laundry
13:13Look
13:13Someone we like
13:15Like you
13:16If nobody's dreaming of a happy home
13:20Then you'll make the dream come
13:21Work till the dream comes
13:23Make that dream come true
13:25Tra-la-la
13:27Tra-la-la
13:28Tra-la-la-la-la.
13:30•
13:40Meanwhile, back in her room, the evil queen was ready to celebrate.
14:03Tell me, Mira.
14:05Now who is the fairest in the land?
14:08And still at number one, it's Snow White.
14:15Don't be late for dinner. I'm baking fresh bread.
14:34Quick, in here!
14:38Yes, you're travesty.
14:44Cut to the chase, darling.
14:45As the dwarves were leaving for work the next morning, they warned Snow White to keep an eye out for the evil queen.
15:01Hey, why is everybody trying to hurt you?
15:05She promised not to let anyone in the house.
15:08Sheesh, Miss White. From now on, don't open the door for anyone.
15:36You saved me again, guys. And to thank you, I'm going to fix you a big dinner.
15:42Looks like she's playing house with a bunch of dwarves.
15:54Hmm, hmm, hmm.
15:56What is that foul stench?
16:05So Snow White began her baking.
16:08Is that two cups of flour or eleven?
16:11Hmm.
16:12Maybe I used too much yeast.
16:14There are seven dwarves to feed.
16:16Better double the recipe and use fourteen.
16:18Back, you bread! Back! You still have an hour to bake!
16:34Hi! I'm your neighborhood representative for Mary Decay Cosmetics.
16:41May I interest you in some beauty supplies?
16:43I have natural beauty.
16:47We'll get acquainted another day.
16:58To rid herself of Snow White, the evil queen prepared a poisoned apple and went to the dwarves' house in disguise.
17:06A poisoned apple a day keeps Snow White away.
17:13Really? For me?
17:16Snow White was feeling pretty hungry.
17:18She took a bite of the poisoned apple.
17:20Here's your candy apple, Graham.
17:23Just bite into it, my pretty, or there's a surprise message inside.
17:29Ha-cha-cha! What a way to go!
17:32Sheesh! Ah, oh no! Not again!
17:37Hey, that's what the...
17:39sales lady said.
17:48Here's your candy apple, Graham!
17:50Ha-ha! Just bite into it, my pretty!
17:52There's a surprise message inside.
17:57Yep! Makes your taste buds tingle, doesn't it, Cookie?
18:02Why, that's the lovely girl I saw baking bread.
18:10That night, the dwarves returned home to find Snow White on the floor.
18:15The queen did this to her because she was so pretty.
18:19So they put her in a glass case, hoping a handsome prince might ride by someday, see her, and rescue her.
18:26It looks like she's fallen, and she can't get up!
18:43But this is no place for her.
18:45A princess should be in a castle.
18:46A handsome prince was riding by on his trusty horse.
19:13He hurried over to Snow White and kissed her.
19:20Hey, Snow, babe, this is happening.
19:23It's grooving. Fancy meeting you here, man.
19:26At the princess castle, they were married in an exquisite ceremony.
19:30The seven dwarves were guests of honor.
19:36The Seven Dwarves
19:43Listen, SW, I'm singing solo at your wedding, and I mean that!
19:48We know our kingdom with a kind hand, if you will marry me.
20:09Snow White, you're the fairest one in all the land.
20:14As the world can see, you will see that I will cherish and protect you as the years move by.
20:27We will rule our kingdom with a kind hand, if you will marry me.
20:34So far from the evil queen in our own land, is where we'll be.
20:41I will be your love, you will share my throne.
20:51We will rule our kingdom with a kind hand, and together we'll always be.
21:01The Seven Dwarves
21:02The Eighth
21:07The Eighth
21:08The Eighth
21:09And they all lived happily ever after.
21:16Now I'm the fairest in the land!
21:19Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
21:21Even the evil queen, who was the only one left in her kingdom, and hence the fairest in the land.
21:28But she was lonely.
21:40Oh, I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.
21:45Oh, love is great, love is grand, it's getting late, so give me a hand.
21:56I'm ching, ow, ow, ow, yeah.
21:59Loneliness isn't pretty.
22:08Oh, love is great, love is grand, it's getting late, so give me a hand.
22:15Oh, love is great.