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00:00:00I just don't want to see him get hurt.
00:00:02And they found the plane.
00:00:03What plane?
00:00:04My father's.
00:00:05Hal was not your father.
00:00:08Then who is?
00:00:09I can't tell you that.
00:00:10I want to know who my dad is!
00:00:11If you want, I could fly you out to the crash site.
00:00:14I always sneeze in sevens.
00:00:16Same with my father.
00:00:17Same with my grandfather.
00:00:19Me too.
00:00:20Always in sevens.
00:00:30I feel the earth move under my feet.
00:00:34I feel the sky dumbling down.
00:00:38I feel my heart start trembling whenever you're around.
00:00:46Oh, baby, can I see your face?
00:00:51Nellow as the month of May.
00:00:54Oh, darling, I can't stand it.
00:00:58Oh, I have a look at this little lady.
00:01:02I think she's the one.
00:01:0328 by 72 grill surface.
00:01:06She can handle 20 hams or 96 chickens or 100 pounds of ribs.
00:01:10Nice.
00:01:11She's a Lamborghini, a low and slow.
00:01:14We get it, Jerome.
00:01:15You're getting a new grill.
00:01:16It's not a grill.
00:01:17It's a smoker.
00:01:18Whatever.
00:01:19Mary, are you okay?
00:01:21I hate my hair today.
00:01:23Oh.
00:01:23Okay.
00:01:25Wait, seriously?
00:01:27You can get that crabby about your hair?
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:29Totally.
00:01:30If your hair is off, it can totally throw you off your game.
00:01:32So you're going to let your head tell you how you feel?
00:01:34That is why it's called a bad hair day, my friend.
00:01:36I've had entire bad hair years.
00:01:3889 to 91.
00:01:40Yeah, you know what I remember about Y2K?
00:01:42How everybody stockpiles soup?
00:01:43Bad bangs.
00:01:45Well, you look fine to me.
00:01:46Oh, thanks.
00:01:47You're also drunk.
00:01:48So, go get a haircut.
00:01:50The only person I trust to cut my hair is Serge, and he's 4,000 miles away.
00:01:53He's been doing me for 10 years.
00:01:55Longest relationship I have ever had.
00:01:58Seriously?
00:01:59Yeah, I trust him with my life.
00:02:02Hey, Jack.
00:02:04Jack!
00:02:06You notice my hair, right?
00:02:08You notice what?
00:02:09Well, think back to how I first arrived in Elmo.
00:02:12Okay.
00:02:14Now look at me.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:17Notice any difference?
00:02:18Jack, don't answer that.
00:02:20I smell a trap.
00:02:22Um, I don't know, Coach.
00:02:24You always look good to me.
00:02:26Good answer.
00:02:28Well, I'm a mess.
00:02:30I need a maintenance day.
00:02:31So do I?
00:02:32Yeah.
00:02:33Wait, are we still talking about hair or cars?
00:02:36No, we're talking about the whole package.
00:02:37Back home, I would have a maintenance day every six weeks.
00:02:39New haircut, mani-pedi, a facial.
00:02:43I've completely forgotten to take care of myself.
00:02:45Yeah, what happens up here?
00:02:46What is the big deal with how you look here?
00:02:48I mean, take a look around you.
00:02:50Yeah.
00:02:50You know what I see?
00:02:52A lot of unruly facial hair.
00:02:57Wow.
00:02:58Did you feel that?
00:02:59What did you feel?
00:03:00Felt like, uh, the Earth moving?
00:03:03Oh, yeah.
00:03:03Earth moves all the time up here.
00:03:05Oh, last year alone, there were over 17,000 earthquakes located in Alaska.
00:03:08I sit in an office all day, so I read it.
00:03:12You get used to it.
00:03:13Get so you don't even feel the tremors anymore.
00:03:15Yeah, I don't think so.
00:03:16Closest thing we have to it in New York is the rumble of the seventh train.
00:03:19Or when crazy people come up to you in the street and shake you.
00:03:22Happens.
00:03:23Like earthquakes?
00:03:24Or bad hair?
00:03:25Oh, okay, go ahead, laugh.
00:03:27Just don't complain when my hair looks like a mop.
00:03:29Got it.
00:03:30What did you say?
00:03:31My hair looks like a mop?
00:03:32Oh, I told you it was a trap.
00:03:42Patrick, where were you last night?
00:03:45I'm thinking, uh, you're going to want to sit down for this.
00:03:49Patrick, what is it?
00:03:51I think Buzz is my dad.
00:03:52What?
00:03:54We're at the crash site, and we both sneezed seven times, and I've never known anyone do that but me.
00:04:00Patrick, that's...
00:04:01Is that possible?
00:04:06Patrick.
00:04:07What a nice surprise.
00:04:10Is Buzz my dad?
00:04:13Wait, what?
00:04:14Is who your what now?
00:04:16I'm going to go file in Jack's office.
00:04:21You heard me, Mom.
00:04:22Is Patrick my son?
00:04:25Two steps ahead of you.
00:04:32Yes.
00:04:33Buzz, you are Patrick's father.
00:04:36And vice versa, you know, or whatever.
00:04:40Good Lord.
00:04:43Huge.
00:04:43But the boy's the color of...
00:04:47Scottish cheese, I know.
00:04:49Trust me, it's possible.
00:04:51Mendel's laws of inheritance.
00:04:52If you have a dominant allele, then you...
00:04:54Please, do I have to explain all this?
00:04:56You can just go online and Google it.
00:04:58So you and Buzz, you guys...
00:05:01Together?
00:05:02Only once.
00:05:03One night.
00:05:03Things had been wrong between Hal and myself for a while.
00:05:09It's still cheating.
00:05:10You cheated on my dad.
00:05:12Sorry, old dad or fake old dad.
00:05:16One time, we only had the one night.
00:05:21We're drunk.
00:05:22It only takes one night.
00:05:24And I wasn't sleeping with Hal or anyone else.
00:05:26Good Lord.
00:05:27Buzz was one of my only friends.
00:05:29You lend a friend DVDs.
00:05:31You don't lend them your...
00:05:32Sex!
00:05:33I feel awful.
00:05:36How do you think I feel?
00:05:38My son has been living right down the block.
00:05:41And I've been living with a woman I thought I could trust for 26 years.
00:05:45How could you not tell me?
00:05:48When I got pregnant, I was scared and confused.
00:05:52And...
00:05:53Well, then Hal disappeared.
00:05:54I was scared, confused, and alone.
00:05:56And then I did.
00:05:57I kept telling myself that I would say something.
00:05:59When the time was right.
00:06:00In 26 years, the time never felt right.
00:06:04I tried to be a good mother to you.
00:06:10Are you done?
00:06:13I'm done.
00:06:14Well, let me just say this.
00:06:17You are a terrible mother.
00:06:1826 years.
00:06:19You are a terrible mother.
00:06:20You are a terrible mother.
00:06:21I'm done.
00:06:22I'm done.
00:06:23I'm done.
00:06:24I'm done.
00:06:25I'm done.
00:06:2626 years.
00:06:27And you couldn't tell me.
00:06:30Do you see you?
00:06:32Are you okay?
00:06:33No.
00:06:34No.
00:06:35No, I'm not.
00:06:36No.
00:06:37No, I'm not.
00:06:38Hey.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:40Hey.
00:06:41It's crazy, huh?
00:06:42Pretty much.
00:06:43We'll see you.
00:06:44Okay.
00:06:45I...
00:06:46Hey.
00:06:47Hey.
00:06:48Hey.
00:06:49It's crazy, huh?
00:06:50Pretty much.
00:06:51We'll see you, dude.
00:06:52Okay, I...
00:06:55Bon-
00:07:18No!
00:07:19No!
00:07:20No!
00:07:20No!
00:07:21I could.
00:07:33Listen, Patrick, you're a stylish cat.
00:07:35Do you know where I can go to get a haircut?
00:07:41What's this?
00:07:43Coupon.
00:07:44Terry's Hair Emporium.
00:07:46It's a sponsor.
00:07:47I don't like hair places that use coupons.
00:07:49I am not such a big fan of the Emporium.
00:07:52Sorry, that's all we have up here is an Emporium.
00:07:56And lies.
00:07:58Are you okay?
00:08:00Yeah.
00:08:01No.
00:08:02I don't know.
00:08:04No, I'm not okay.
00:08:05Buzz is my dad.
00:08:09Wait, what?
00:08:10My mom just confirmed it.
00:08:11I mean, it's been confirmed.
00:08:13You two are so...
00:08:14I know.
00:08:15Apparently, Ebony plus Ivory can make me.
00:08:17Okay.
00:08:21Congratulations.
00:08:22But this is good, right?
00:08:25It should be.
00:08:27But now I feel like I never really knew my mom
00:08:29and I have no idea how Buzz feels
00:08:31because he won't say more than two words to me.
00:08:33I'm an emotional salad right now.
00:08:36You are both good guys.
00:08:38You will work this out.
00:08:40Maybe.
00:08:41You know what would be great?
00:08:46Is if we had some help.
00:08:48Some professional relationship coach style help.
00:08:51Oh.
00:08:52Oh, Patrick.
00:08:53I don't know.
00:08:54I coach people on dating.
00:08:57Well, I mean, that's what we're doing, right?
00:08:58Buzz and I, we're getting to know each other,
00:09:01starting a date.
00:09:02You know, but without the bicycle built for two
00:09:04and the Pina Coladas.
00:09:08Please?
00:09:10Wow.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12I'll try it.
00:09:13You and Buzz are two of my favorite Elmo-eans, after all.
00:09:17That would be spectacular.
00:09:18Oh, and it's Elmo-eans.
00:09:24You're on?
00:09:27Hello, Elmo-eans.
00:09:29You know, I have been feeling these little earthquakes all day.
00:09:33Every couple of minutes, I feel like the rug
00:09:35is being pulled out from under me.
00:09:37Now, you guys say that I'll get used to it,
00:09:39but I don't know how I can.
00:09:42What I want to know is,
00:09:44how do you get used to living on shaky ground?
00:09:48I'm sitting on the fence.
00:09:50A deteriorating level of consciousness,
00:09:52vomiting, unequal pupils, seizures,
00:09:55and a widening pulse pressures are signs of
00:09:57A, brain damage,
00:09:59B, increased intracranial pressure,
00:10:02C, epilepsy, or D...
00:10:05I don't know.
00:10:06A?
00:10:06Damn it, woman, it's B.
00:10:08You've only gone over this about 100 times.
00:10:10Right, B.
00:10:12Can we take a study break?
00:10:14What's the matter?
00:10:14You knew this yesterday.
00:10:16I don't know.
00:10:16Maybe I'm just tired.
00:10:18No big deal.
00:10:19Look, after your EMS exam,
00:10:21you can rest all you want.
00:10:22No, I can't, actually.
00:10:24Ben, this test is just the first step.
00:10:27If I pass this,
00:10:28then there are more classes.
00:10:29I've got my son to worry about,
00:10:30plus work.
00:10:31I don't know.
00:10:32Maybe this just isn't the right time for all this.
00:10:35Jerome,
00:10:36you want to give us a minute?
00:10:38Go shoot a game of pool or something.
00:10:40I don't want to shoot pool with.
00:10:41You have a new friend.
00:10:51Maybe they're a little buddy.
00:10:55What if you didn't have to work anymore?
00:10:59What do you mean?
00:10:59Sarah,
00:11:00Sarah,
00:11:01I really like you.
00:11:05I like you, too.
00:11:08I don't want you sleeping with other guys anymore.
00:11:10Oh.
00:11:15Okay.
00:11:16Why don't you let me cover things for you financially
00:11:18while you're taking these classes?
00:11:21Ben.
00:11:21Now, hold on.
00:11:22I know
00:11:23that you can take care of yourself.
00:11:25I know that.
00:11:27But neither one of us likes you taking care of yourself
00:11:30the way you've been taking care of yourself.
00:11:32So let me pay your way while you study.
00:11:36It sounds like an allowance.
00:11:38I don't know.
00:11:38You can pay me back later.
00:11:39We'll call it a loan.
00:11:41I have the money,
00:11:43and I'm making an investment in you.
00:11:51Okay.
00:11:53I can't believe I'm doing this.
00:11:54Oh, come on.
00:11:55Is it so hard?
00:12:07My.
00:12:08What are you doing here?
00:12:10You forgot your lunch.
00:12:11Oh, thanks, baby.
00:12:13Hey.
00:12:15You know I love you, right?
00:12:17Don't get excited.
00:12:18It's just peanut butter and jelly.
00:12:19No, I don't want you.
00:12:20Just a sandwich and my little Mai Tai.
00:12:22I love you very much.
00:12:26What did you do now?
00:12:28Are you betting on college ball again?
00:12:30Oh, no.
00:12:31Look, Mai,
00:12:32I don't know how to say this,
00:12:34so I'm just going to come right out with it.
00:12:36You know Chief Celia.
00:12:37Yeah.
00:12:38Well, we slept together over...
00:12:41I knew it.
00:12:42You're banging Lady Law and disgracing our union.
00:12:45You son of a bitch.
00:12:47No, Mai.
00:12:48It was a long time ago.
00:12:50Over 20-some-odd years ago.
00:12:53Once.
00:12:54We slept together once.
00:12:55I don't believe you.
00:12:56Nobody sleeps with you once.
00:13:00I swear.
00:13:02It was a long time ago, Mai.
00:13:05You know her son, Patrick?
00:13:08Sweet boy.
00:13:10He's my son.
00:13:14What?
00:13:15Are you sure?
00:13:17She's just got to be lying.
00:13:19She's not lying about this, Mai.
00:13:24You're a baby daddy.
00:13:27I just found out this morning.
00:13:29How mad are you?
00:13:47Hey, Sarah.
00:13:49Carl, hi.
00:13:50I was at the inn looking for you earlier.
00:13:52Oh, I've been here all day studying.
00:13:55Yeah, good for you.
00:13:56Alice, maybe you could take a little time out.
00:13:58You could go somewhere.
00:14:00I don't think so, Carl.
00:14:01I'm sorry.
00:14:07Actually, Carl, I think I'm out of the hospitality business.
00:14:11What about us?
00:14:13What are we going to do?
00:14:14Who's going to hospitality us?
00:14:16Can't you guys hospitality yourselves?
00:14:22Look, guys, I'm sorry.
00:14:24Oh, Buzz.
00:14:30Hi.
00:14:33Hi, Mary.
00:14:34Hi.
00:14:35Patrick?
00:14:37Oh, Buzz, please.
00:14:39Sit down.
00:14:40Um, Patrick told me about your situation.
00:14:47You've been telling people?
00:14:49Well, just Maren, uh, maybe Annie, and in my head I wrote a letter to Dear Abby.
00:14:55Maren's going to help us.
00:14:56You two are going to actually have to talk.
00:15:00Right.
00:15:02You're exploring a new relationship, uncharted territory, and it's like a forest.
00:15:08What kind of system do we use when we are exploring uncharted territory?
00:15:13GPS.
00:15:13Stop, drive, and roll.
00:15:14Um, we use the buddy system.
00:15:17Buddy system.
00:15:19I was totally going to say that.
00:15:21You two are going to have to rely on each other.
00:15:23When one of you can't say anything, the other one has to jump in.
00:15:26Eventually, it will get easier.
00:15:29One of you has to start.
00:15:33Buzz, you are Patrick's father.
00:15:39Are you ashamed of me?
00:15:44I'm not sure I'm ready for this to get out to the world.
00:15:48I'm not even sure how I feel about it yet.
00:15:50Well, not everything becomes public knowledge, Buzz.
00:15:53Are you guys here?
00:15:54Sarah stopped turning tricks.
00:15:55Ben's going to help her out with a scratch so she can concentrate on her new career.
00:16:01I'm sorry.
00:16:02You're a nice kid, but I can't do this.
00:16:06Where are you going?
00:16:08I need some time to think.
00:16:09I need to be alone.
00:16:11Buzz.
00:16:12I'm going up to my cabin.
00:16:14I'm sorry.
00:16:20I had a father for one day, and he's already abandoned me.
00:16:24He's struggling.
00:16:25It has nothing to do with you.
00:16:27Yeah?
00:16:28Yeah.
00:16:29But maybe he needs to be pushed a little.
00:16:32You might have to go up to his cabin and make him talk.
00:16:34We are going to have a conversation.
00:16:37You can at least do me that decency.
00:16:39I am your mother.
00:16:41And you're chief of police.
00:16:43All right.
00:16:44I'm, uh...
00:16:44Stay.
00:16:48Okay.
00:16:50Tell my son I am sorry.
00:16:52Celia, he's right here.
00:16:54Tell him.
00:16:59Patrick, um, Celia is sorry.
00:17:04Okay.
00:17:06We good?
00:17:07You couldn't coach a man out of a burning building.
00:17:23Seriously?
00:17:26No one felt that?
00:17:27Can I help you?
00:17:35Yes.
00:17:35Hi.
00:17:36Uh, we're here to see Terry.
00:17:38Guilty as charged.
00:17:39Oh.
00:17:40We thought she'd be...
00:17:41Tanner.
00:17:42My bed broke last week.
00:17:43Uh, no.
00:17:44Um, a woman.
00:17:46Honey, this is Elmo.
00:17:47I'm as close to a woman as it gets.
00:17:49I have never met a male Terry.
00:17:52Well, I prefer Terrence, but...
00:17:54That's much too butch for an emporium.
00:17:56Mm-hmm.
00:17:58You girls look as sad as the end of the way we were.
00:18:01I just saw it again.
00:18:02Finally, someone notices this yarn barn on my head.
00:18:05Well, let me see if I can help stop the bleeding.
00:18:07Follow me.
00:18:09Can I just say what a big fan of your radio show I am?
00:18:12You may.
00:18:13Can I say how lucky I am to have found you?
00:18:16You may.
00:18:16I thought I was going to have to cut my own hair.
00:18:18Or go to a barber shop.
00:18:20Why not just join the army, Mayor?
00:18:22Can I call you, Mayor?
00:18:23Of course.
00:18:25I'm going to go out on a limb tear.
00:18:27And guess you're not a local.
00:18:29I'm as New York as the Statue of Liberty.
00:18:31But less of a queen.
00:18:32Mm-hmm.
00:18:33What are you doing here?
00:18:35I was on this alternative lifestyle cruise ship thing with my partner.
00:18:42He who shall remain nameless.
00:18:43Meow.
00:18:45And we were halfway out of port.
00:18:47And I walk in on him in the ship's purser.
00:18:50So I walked away as soon as I could, which was Elmo.
00:18:53And I fell in love with the place.
00:18:55You fell in love with all the men.
00:18:57Yeah.
00:18:58Sure, that helps.
00:18:59But what really hooked me was water, the mountains, the trees.
00:19:04What can I say?
00:19:05I love the crap out of nature.
00:19:07You didn't feel that, did you?
00:19:13Oh.
00:19:14You're a tremor virgin, aren't you?
00:19:16I don't think they're tremors.
00:19:18Well, what are they, then?
00:19:19I think it's your heart.
00:19:20It's a flutter over Jack.
00:19:22Oh.
00:19:24Jack Slattery?
00:19:25He's a friend.
00:19:26Jack Slattery.
00:19:28That's a head of hair I'd like to untangle.
00:19:30I just think you two of you are so good together.
00:19:33There's an undeniable connection between you.
00:19:35Undeniable.
00:19:36Really?
00:19:36No, there is no connection.
00:19:39There's an attraction, obviously.
00:19:41I mean, a man looks like a young Paul Newman.
00:19:43I fall into those cool hands, Luke.
00:19:45People, I am not falling into any man's hands.
00:19:48I'm not feeling very trusting of men right now.
00:19:51You excluded, Tara.
00:19:53Thanks, Mayor.
00:19:53Mm-hmm.
00:19:54What was that?
00:20:00Oh.
00:20:00Oh.
00:20:06I think that's still supposed to be on my head.
00:20:12Oh, Mayor.
00:20:13Oh, Tara.
00:20:19Where are we going?
00:20:20Hold on.
00:20:22I've seen your house before.
00:20:23Yeah.
00:20:24Surprise.
00:20:27What's this?
00:20:28This is your office.
00:20:31Slash study room, if you want it.
00:20:33You need a place to study.
00:20:35You're not at the inn anymore, and the chieftain's pretty noisy, so...
00:20:39Ben, you're doing too much.
00:20:42But you like it.
00:20:43And you want to use it.
00:20:46Of course I like it.
00:20:48I love it.
00:20:49So use it.
00:20:50Enjoy it.
00:20:52Who knows?
00:20:53Who knows?
00:20:53Who knows?
00:20:53You might get comfy.
00:21:01I'm sorry.
00:21:02I'm totally rushing things.
00:21:04I'm an idiot.
00:21:04I'm just happy.
00:21:06I like being happy.
00:21:11You're being sweet.
00:21:12It's just, no one's ever done this much for me before.
00:21:17Well...
00:21:17I've never been given this much of a chance to make a real change.
00:21:23I believe in you.
00:21:24Get used to it.
00:21:26Look.
00:21:26Here's the key.
00:21:30All right?
00:21:31I promise not to lock you up in there.
00:21:33All I know is that you gave everything to say that I've been in love.
00:21:47Go on.
00:21:48It's going to be great.
00:21:49Naren, it really doesn't look that bad.
00:21:51I'll go easy for you to say, Miss Glamour, puss.
00:21:53Hey, how you doing, coach?
00:21:54Oh.
00:21:55What's with that?
00:21:57Let's just get this over with.
00:22:02Well?
00:22:03What?
00:22:03What?
00:22:05Does anyone notice anything in this town?
00:22:08Oh, you got a haircut.
00:22:10Looking good, champ.
00:22:11Yep.
00:22:12I do not look good.
00:22:14I am deformed.
00:22:16Ooh.
00:22:17Yeah, you see it, right?
00:22:18Yeah, yeah.
00:22:19It kind of jumps out at you.
00:22:20What happened?
00:22:22I am an earthquake-related tragedy.
00:22:26Terry was cutting her hair when the last one hit.
00:22:28Couldn't you fix it?
00:22:29What?
00:22:29You think I'm going to trust him again with my hair?
00:22:31Fool me once, shame on you.
00:22:32Fool me twice.
00:22:33I'm missing half my head.
00:22:34I can fix it, you know?
00:22:36Your hair.
00:22:38Right.
00:22:38You cut hair?
00:22:39Yeah, I put myself through school grooming dogs.
00:22:42I saw the same problem as yours once on a border collie.
00:22:44Did you just compare me to Lassie?
00:22:50No, I can help.
00:22:51Just say the word.
00:22:52The word is no.
00:22:54I'm saying it if you think I'm trusting you around my head with a pair of scissors.
00:23:01Felt that one.
00:23:02Me too.
00:23:03Yeah, it was a big one.
00:23:05I barely fell within.
00:23:10What the?
00:23:10I'm your son, and you're my dad.
00:23:12We're going to talk about this.
00:23:14You want a whiskey?
00:23:18I want more of a hard cider guy.
00:23:21I like cider too.
00:23:22With whiskey in it.
00:23:26I brought something.
00:23:29It's a memory box.
00:23:32I know it's kind of lame, but I've been keeping it since forever.
00:23:36It's full of stuff I always wanted to show my dad if I ever saw.
00:23:41They made that summer of third grade.
00:23:52Camp Yucatat.
00:23:57Patrick, I don't think I'm ready for the memory box.
00:24:01Just give it a try.
00:24:02Here.
00:24:03Oh, you're going to love this.
00:24:08Remember that?
00:24:13This was a bad idea.
00:24:15I think you ought to go back.
00:24:17What about the buddy system?
00:24:19Patrick, we're not buddies.
00:24:21I don't know what we are, man.
00:24:22I don't know what you're going to do.
00:24:26Who's that?
00:24:29Oh, my God.
00:24:31I think it's an avalanche.
00:24:38Good morning, everyone.
00:24:40And welcome to the exam for EMT basic.
00:24:42My name is June.
00:24:43I'll be your test administrator, and this is Buddy.
00:24:46You'll be performing basic CPR on him.
00:24:48When you're up here, you're to treat Buddy as though you were an actual living person.
00:24:52Remember, he's counting on you.
00:24:57Sarah.
00:24:59Well, this is a surprise.
00:25:01Hi, June.
00:25:02You're not working today?
00:25:10I can't do this.
00:25:13Jerome.
00:25:14Lonnie.
00:25:17Annie.
00:25:18Emphrist.
00:25:22What are you doing?
00:25:24That quake earlier was over a 5.0.
00:25:27I have to conduct a head count.
00:25:28Make sure everyone in town is accounted for.
00:25:31Have you seen Patrick?
00:25:33He went to talk to Buzz.
00:25:34Maren told him to.
00:25:36Okay, where's Buzz?
00:25:37Uh, his cabin.
00:25:39Malnaca cake?
00:25:41What?
00:25:42The earthquake triggered an avalanche on that mountain.
00:25:47What?
00:25:48This is bad.
00:25:53Tell me about it.
00:25:55What do you think we're in?
00:25:57It's packed pretty good over the door, Jim.
00:25:59And there's two feet over the roof, at least.
00:26:03Crap.
00:26:04Crap.
00:26:05Oh, man.
00:26:06Oh, man.
00:26:13You all right?
00:26:15No, I'm not gonna lie to you.
00:26:17I'm claustrophobic as all hell.
00:26:19How are you flying a tiny plane?
00:26:23They're surrounded by the wild blue yonder.
00:26:25You know what relaxes me?
00:26:32Here's the situation, people.
00:26:34Two of our own were up on Mount Acoqueque when the avalanche occurred.
00:26:37And my son might be up there.
00:26:41At least he's with his dad.
00:26:49Oops.
00:26:49This is your fault.
00:26:51You made him run.
00:26:52I didn't make him do anything.
00:26:53I was just trying to help.
00:26:54Why don't you ever just try minding your own business?
00:26:57Now my boy is lost up there.
00:26:58He can be dead.
00:27:02Here's what's gonna happen.
00:27:03First, we are gonna mobilize.
00:27:05Anyone who's able is gonna climb Mount Acoqueque
00:27:08and find Patrick and Buzz, right?
00:27:09Right.
00:27:11Now, starting at the base,
00:27:12you'll fan out in teams of two,
00:27:13climbing the mountain,
00:27:14and you will probe the snow with these.
00:27:18Let's pair up and hit the mountain.
00:27:19The people less experienced should partner with someone
00:27:21who knows their way around up there.
00:27:23Jack, take me again.
00:27:24No, I can't.
00:27:25It's too dangerous.
00:27:25No, no.
00:27:26This is all on me.
00:27:27What?
00:27:27You're right.
00:27:28If I hadn't gotten involved,
00:27:29Buzz never would have taken off,
00:27:30and Patrick wouldn't have gone after him.
00:27:32Okay, don't listen to that.
00:27:33Take me with you.
00:27:34Please.
00:27:35Please.
00:27:37Okay, let's go.
00:27:38Hurry up!
00:27:41Sorry, nerves.
00:27:43Tie yourself up.
00:27:44What?
00:27:45No, I'm not tying myself to you.
00:27:46Them's the rules.
00:27:48What if I trip and fall and take you with me?
00:27:51All right, we're going down together.
00:27:52There could be an aftershock or the snow slide.
00:27:56I'm keeping an eye on you.
00:28:00Let him enjoy his PB&J.
00:28:03This wasn't his fault.
00:28:05This is your fault.
00:28:07You're the one who can't control yourself.
00:28:09No, we're not going to do this.
00:28:10We're not going to play the blame game.
00:28:11Well, she's right.
00:28:12She's right.
00:28:13They're in this mess because of me,
00:28:14because of my lies.
00:28:16I mean, I wish I'd never slept with Buzz.
00:28:17If you hadn't slept with Buzz,
00:28:19you wouldn't have Patrick.
00:28:21And you wouldn't want that, right?
00:28:23No.
00:28:24Never.
00:28:25He's all I have.
00:28:27I'm an idiot.
00:28:28No, you're not.
00:28:29Why do I stick my nose in everyone else's business?
00:28:31Well, people come to expect that from you.
00:28:34Well, that came out wrong.
00:28:35It did.
00:28:37I can't believe that Buzz is Patrick's dad.
00:28:39I can't imagine having a son.
00:28:42I can imagine it just not happening like this.
00:28:44So you want kids someday?
00:28:46Yeah, I do.
00:28:48You?
00:28:49Always thought I would.
00:28:51Having a family is important to me.
00:28:52It's kind of a deal-breaker.
00:28:54Really?
00:28:54A deal-breaker?
00:28:56Has it ever actually broken a deal?
00:29:00Is that what happened to you and Lynn?
00:29:04Poking.
00:29:04Right.
00:29:04Sorry.
00:29:06Hey, I see something.
00:29:07Something shiny.
00:29:08Probably just the sunlight on the snow.
00:29:10Well, what if it's Buzz and Patrick?
00:29:12Come on!
00:29:30It's an old ventilation shaft for the blind.
00:29:32Oh, my God.
00:29:34Mary, listen to me.
00:29:35You've got to calm down.
00:29:36I cannot calm down.
00:29:38You are in a hole.
00:29:39Yeah, I'm not getting out of this hole.
00:29:40That should help me out.
00:29:41Look.
00:29:42You can do this.
00:29:44Use the rope.
00:29:45Yeah, okay.
00:29:46You pull, and I'll climb.
00:29:48Got it.
00:29:51Okay.
00:29:52I can't do this.
00:30:06You can't give up.
00:30:08Why not?
00:30:09If there's another tremor or aftershock, these rocks could dislodge and the floor could give
00:30:13out from under me.
00:30:14This is why people shouldn't be tied to me.
00:30:16They end up buried in an avalanche or dying in a hole.
00:30:20Listen, I'm not big on being tied to someone either.
00:30:23But we're tied together.
00:30:25So that's how it goes.
00:30:26So what's it going to be?
00:30:27And this was from Halloween when I was eight.
00:30:34I was the human box.
00:30:36Nice jiggle neck.
00:30:38What's that?
00:30:39Nice chicken legs.
00:30:43This photo always made me laugh.
00:30:46Now I look at it, and all I can think is she knew you were my dad.
00:30:50Don't be so hard on your mom.
00:30:56She did what she thought was right.
00:30:58Did you think it was right to cheat on her husband?
00:31:01I'm to blame here, too.
00:31:04We both made a mistake.
00:31:06So I'm a mistake.
00:31:08Patrick, you're a lot of things, but a mistake isn't one of them.
00:31:12Basically, I'm the product of a drunken one-night stand you barely remember.
00:31:18I remember.
00:31:20Your mom, she's got this way of smiling when she's talking, like she's talking to a laugh.
00:31:29Yeah.
00:31:30I always loved that.
00:31:32Yeah.
00:31:33After a while, things with Hal went bad, and she stopped smiling.
00:31:41And one afternoon, when he was away, we got to talking, and I heard that sound again in her voice.
00:31:48And it just kind of happened.
00:31:54And you were drunk?
00:31:58We weren't drunk.
00:31:59Ben's not here.
00:32:12He's on the mountain with the others.
00:32:15I know.
00:32:17Could you give this to him when you see him?
00:32:21You're breaking up with him in a letter?
00:32:23You don't know what's in there.
00:32:24I don't have to see what's in there.
00:32:26I can see it all over your face.
00:32:30It's not him.
00:32:31It's me.
00:32:33I'm not ready for all this change.
00:32:38Ben is a great guy, Sarah.
00:32:41Don't do this.
00:32:42It's just he didn't get sad.
00:32:56You have the rope wrapped around the tree?
00:32:58I'm wrapped around the tree.
00:33:02Now anchor yourself.
00:33:04I'm anchored.
00:33:05Hold on.
00:33:06Hold on.
00:33:06They're working.
00:33:15Don't keep climbing.
00:33:18Sorry.
00:33:19I'm trying.
00:33:29We did it.
00:33:30I'm sorry.
00:33:31You did it.
00:33:31I'm sorry.
00:33:32I'm sorry.
00:33:33You did it.
00:33:33I'm sorry.
00:33:34I'm sorry.
00:33:35I'm sorry.
00:33:36I'm sorry.
00:33:36I'm sorry.
00:33:38I'm sorry.
00:33:41I'm sorry.
00:33:46Sword birth.
00:33:49People are looking for us, right, Buzz?
00:33:53Oh, yeah.
00:33:55They're looking for us.
00:34:02Okay.
00:34:03What are you doing?
00:34:10Writing a letter to Annie and my mom.
00:34:14Well, each want their own letter.
00:34:17Give me a piece of paper.
00:34:23You got another pencil?
00:34:27Here.
00:34:33Who's George?
00:34:39Are you reading my letter?
00:34:41On my paper with my pencil.
00:34:43So who is he?
00:34:44He's, um...
00:34:46George is my son.
00:34:47My other son.
00:34:50What?
00:34:51I had a family back in Detroit.
00:34:54I have a brother?
00:34:56He was just a baby when I left.
00:34:58And he failed?
00:35:00I wanted to fly.
00:35:02I knew I could do that here in Elmo.
00:35:04I figured I'd send for them later.
00:35:06It never happened.
00:35:08I send checks.
00:35:11Doesn't make me father to year.
00:35:12So you ran from him and you tried running from me.
00:35:19I'm a runner.
00:35:21You pass that whiskey?
00:35:22This is heavy.
00:35:35The only other person that knows about this is your mom.
00:35:38Wow.
00:35:39She keeps a lot of secrets.
00:35:41She probably kept this one for all the right reasons.
00:35:44She figured I'd probably run again.
00:35:47Yeah, would you have?
00:35:48Let's, uh...
00:35:53Let's, uh...
00:35:53Let's, uh...
00:35:53Let's, uh...
00:35:53Let's, uh...
00:35:53Let's, uh...
00:35:53Let's, uh...
00:35:53Let's finish our letters.
00:36:01Oh, boy.
00:36:03Looks like the beginning to the end.
00:36:05So this is how old Buzz is gonna go out.
00:36:08There's gonna be some batteries somewhere in this junk.
00:36:11Don't call my stuff junk.
00:36:12What happened?
00:36:16What's going on?
00:36:18Sorry, I broke some of your fishing pole.
00:36:21Yeah, man.
00:36:22I had some of those since I was a kid.
00:36:26I guess I won't need them where I'm going.
00:36:30Now, that one used to belong to my dad.
00:36:32When you get out of here, you can have it.
00:36:34Why'd you do that?
00:36:43Because we got too much to live for, and I'm gonna get us out of here.
00:36:46You know, break the rest of these.
00:36:50Do it.
00:36:51All right, all right!
00:37:11Yeah, we got it
00:37:24Yeah, they're okay
00:37:37Well, we're going to need some health
00:37:38I'm sticking him out.
00:37:38He's falling down.
00:37:41Oh!
00:37:42Oh!
00:37:42Oh!
00:37:43Oh!
00:37:45Hey!
00:37:46Hey!
00:37:47Hey!
00:37:52Hold on!
00:37:53Oh!
00:38:02He straightened your hair.
00:38:04I like it.
00:38:08I have a brother, too.
00:38:29I know.
00:38:32Then he starts breaking my favorite fishing pole.
00:38:35Here I am thinking, I just found out this is my son.
00:38:39And now I have to kill him.
00:38:43Do you know how close you came to dying?
00:38:45Well, I figured the avalanche is already going to do me in.
00:38:48So I took my chances with you.
00:38:53Well, you came after me.
00:38:54You saved my life.
00:39:00Little did I know I had a genius for a son.
00:39:02A damn genius for a son.
00:39:03I'm sorry, man.
00:39:04You knew about this?
00:39:13She asked me to see that you got it.
00:39:14And you let her go?
00:39:15I'm sorry, man.
00:39:16You knew about this?
00:39:17She asked me to see that you got it.
00:39:19And you let her go?
00:39:20I can't even believe I'm letting you cut my hair.
00:39:21Screw you, fine.
00:39:22Okay.
00:39:23Okay.
00:39:24Put your head back.
00:39:27Well, you're gonna wash it too.
00:39:28Oh, yeah.
00:39:29That's fine.
00:39:30I'm sorry, man.
00:39:31I'm sorry, man.
00:39:32You knew about this?
00:39:33She asked me to see that you got it.
00:39:35And you let her go?
00:39:44I can't even leave.
00:39:45I'm letting you cut my hair.
00:39:47Screw you, fine, okay.
00:39:48Put your head back.
00:39:50Wow, you're going to wash it, too.
00:39:53Oh, yeah. It's full service.
00:39:57It's hard, you know, to trust someone.
00:40:01Well, I promise I'll drop the scissors.
00:40:04It was the slightest tremor.
00:40:06It's not just the hair.
00:40:09It's hard for me to trust a man with anything.
00:40:13Trust is a two-way street up on the mountain.
00:40:17I had to trust you.
00:40:20If I had to do it all over again, there's no one else I'd rather be tied to.
00:40:27Sweet.
00:40:31So, uh, cool hand, Luke.
00:40:34Her ombre.
00:40:35Excuse me?
00:40:36Which version of the young Paul Newman do I look like?
00:40:41Did Annie tell you that?
00:40:42Uh, Terry. It's a small town room.
00:40:44I can't believe Terry told you he's my hair person.
00:40:49He's supposed to be my confidant.
00:40:51Well, I'm your hairdresser now.
00:40:52Here, come on, put your head back.
00:40:58Did you do it?
00:41:00It's perfect.
00:41:01There's no such thing as study ground.
00:41:06That's why the buddy system exists.
00:41:09It's important to find people you can trust.
00:41:13Someone you know will pull you out of whatever hole you fall into.
00:41:18You can throw a line out to anyone.
00:41:20But it's up to them to catch it and hold on.
00:41:29In the end, you have to let yourself be tied to someone else.
00:41:37It's the only way we'll make it.
00:41:39Good morning, Elmo, Alaska.
00:41:52This is Patrick Batcher, coming in from KZPZ Radio, located at the lovely Grange Hall in Elmo.
00:41:57Coming up in five, the premiere of New York Relationship Coach Maren Frisch's show.
00:42:09First things, Frisch.
00:42:17Sorry.
00:42:19Oh, excuse me.
00:42:21Oh, thanks, Gerard.
00:42:31Go down there, New York.
00:42:35Here's your morning update.
00:42:37Good.
00:42:38Buzz is flying two mail flights today to Sitka.
00:42:41Ben and Teresa are bringing in a fresh keg for the big Seahawks game this Friday night.
00:42:46Oh, and if anyone sees Jack...
00:42:48Can you tell them the bear is in the dumpster again?
00:42:56Hey, wait up!
00:42:59Where are you headed?
00:43:00Grange Hall?
00:43:02Some fun Maren Frisch facts.
00:43:04She loves dark chocolate and sushi.
00:43:06Was raised in the Big Apple.
00:43:08And believes that in matters of love, quote,
00:43:10You never know which road will lead to your husband.
00:43:13What's that it want?
00:43:15I don't know.
00:43:16I always love it.
00:43:18Oh, finally.
00:43:20Thanks, Gerard.
00:43:22Oh!
00:43:22Oh!
00:43:31Hey, you need a hand, Coach?
00:43:33No.
00:43:33I'm...
00:43:34Good.
00:43:38Thanks.
00:43:39Good morning, Jets.
00:43:48Let's go.
00:43:49I'm...
00:43:50Oh!
00:43:51Let's go!
00:43:52Hi.
00:43:54Doc ate my shoe.
00:43:56Barnacles eat the doc.
00:43:57It's a circle of life.
00:43:59Sorry.
00:44:00I hate to be late.
00:44:01It's my first day of work.
00:44:02Right.
00:44:03And you only have one chance to make a first impression.
00:44:05And I, for one, am impressed.
00:44:09All right, guys.
00:44:10In the studio to answer your questions is love, Dr. Maren Frist.
00:44:14She just moved here.
00:44:16Just visiting.
00:44:17Writing my next book.
00:44:18On men.
00:44:19Okay.
00:44:20Go ahead and call her.
00:44:21Yeah, um, I got your very, very lip stuff.
00:44:25My gloss.
00:44:25That's great.
00:44:26Yeah, I could return it to you for a date.
00:44:30Oh.
00:44:31Um, I'm not on the market.
00:44:33You taking?
00:44:34I was.
00:44:36He cheated on me.
00:44:37So now I'm sans man and finding my own way.
00:44:41What a hoser.
00:44:42We're in morning drive, people.
00:44:43The hoser's name is Graham.
00:44:45He's back in New York, which is why I'm here.
00:44:48To move on.
00:44:49Alone.
00:44:51I've got a lot of things that I don't want to prove.
00:44:55Good to see you.
00:44:56Hey.
00:44:56Good to see you.
00:44:58Back to you.
00:45:00What?
00:45:05Annie?
00:45:08You're still here?
00:45:10Crazy, right?
00:45:11I came here because I'm your biggest fan, but now I'm a fan of Elmo, too.
00:45:16Everybody's so nice compared to New York.
00:45:19Did you notice all the men?
00:45:21Kind of hard to miss.
00:45:23Patrick's my favorite.
00:45:25He's a sweetie.
00:45:25And frankly, I thought maybe I should stick around.
00:45:29You seem like you could use some emotional support.
00:45:32Oh, Annie, I'm fine.
00:45:33Really.
00:45:34You know, in your first book, you wrote,
00:45:36The road to getting over a relationship is full of hidden potholes.
00:45:40Please stop quoting me to me.
00:45:42I'm still your biggest fan.
00:45:44At this point, you may be my only fan, so thanks.
00:45:47I'm here for you.
00:45:50Okay?
00:45:50Okay.
00:45:52Okay.
00:46:08Here we go.
00:46:09Come on.
00:46:12Shoo! Shoo!
00:46:28Go away! Shoo!
00:46:42How's the riding going?
00:46:47It's noisy. Here, Sarah.
00:46:49Oh, sorry about that. My 11.30 likes to be spanked.
00:46:52Oh, it's not that. It's the bird.
00:46:54Wait, seriously? Spanked?
00:46:56Yeah. And he's the high school principal.
00:46:59The irony, huh?
00:47:01Catch you after my next break.
00:47:12Come on, Jane.
00:47:16You've made a huge mistake and you're coming home.
00:47:19No.
00:47:20An editor can wish.
00:47:22How's the riding going?
00:47:23Great.
00:47:25Good. How's the wedding canceling going?
00:47:28Under control.
00:47:29Didn't make me maid of honor for nothing.
00:47:31Hey, get this. I have a stray that keeps following me.
00:47:35Stray dog?
00:47:36Raccoon.
00:47:37Oh, honey, get your rabies shut.
00:47:40I beg of you.
00:47:40I'm fine.
00:47:42Are you?
00:47:45Yes, and I wish everyone would stop asking me.
00:47:48Consider me stuck.
00:47:50My cap!
00:47:52Oh, cancel the cake!
00:47:54That's mine!
00:47:55Hey!
00:48:02Ah.
00:48:03What can I do you for?
00:48:05Well, there is this tree, tree bird outside my window.
00:48:10Is there anything you can do?
00:48:12You could use this.
00:48:13Yeah.
00:48:16Pelt is a natural sound buffer.
00:48:19Yeah.
00:48:23Hot.
00:48:29Hey, Jack's downstairs.
00:48:30He has flowers for you.
00:48:34Why?
00:48:35I don't know.
00:48:36Jack got flowers for me?
00:48:38I know.
00:48:39Hi.
00:48:40Hi.
00:48:50Nice hat.
00:48:53Oh.
00:48:55These are for you.
00:48:56Really sweet of you.
00:49:01You didn't have to bring me flowers.
00:49:03No problem.
00:49:05What's the occasion?
00:49:06I don't know.
00:49:07Hey.
00:49:07Hey.
00:49:11So that's it?
00:49:12You just buy me flowers and take off?
00:49:14Oh, they're not from me.
00:49:15They're not?
00:49:16No, I was just delivering them.
00:49:19They came in on the same ferry as my new binoculars.
00:49:21You enjoyed that, didn't you?
00:49:23A little.
00:49:32These look dead.
00:49:35Yeah, well, the nearest florist is three towns over, and the ferry only goes there once a week.
00:49:39There's no florist here?
00:49:40Who would we send flowers to?
00:49:42I mean, in case you haven't noticed, we're a town full of dudes, you know.
00:49:46It's so typical.
00:50:03This is just what you guys do.
00:50:05You can sense we're getting over you, and bam, you send in the flowers.
00:50:08New straw?
00:50:10Thanks.
00:50:10And a bottle of water?
00:50:12There's nothing wrong without water.
00:50:13Well, she only drinks tap water from New York.
00:50:16It's on her website.
00:50:20Oh, he feels guilty.
00:50:22What?
00:50:23Flowers.
00:50:24We do it when we feel guilty.
00:50:26They're a get-out-of-jail-free card.
00:50:28We know it gets you, ladies.
00:50:30When you want sex, give flowers.
00:50:32When you want to make up for having sex with someone else, give flowers.
00:50:36So either way, you get sex.
00:50:38I'm learning, young one.
00:50:40Hey.
00:50:42Do you remember how many flowers you gave me?
00:50:44Enough to get you to marry me.
00:50:47Not enough to keep her married to you.
00:50:49Oh, hey.
00:50:50Shut up, Jerome.
00:50:52Look, you know what's going to take your mind off this guy?
00:50:54What?
00:50:55Seahawks game tomorrow night, right here on the big screen TV with the satellite hook guy.
00:51:00All right.
00:51:00Who says I still need to get over him?
00:51:02You're smoking a straw, and you're clutching his card like it was the winning lottery ticket.
00:51:06X, X, X, X.
00:51:10Last time I saw that was on a moonshine bottle.
00:51:13Or a porno tape.
00:51:16Graham.
00:51:17That's the name of a cracker.
00:51:19A girly cracker, too.
00:51:20Okay.
00:51:21Okay.
00:51:22I'm not an idiot.
00:51:23I know what he did stunk, but maybe he really is sorry.
00:51:28Maybe.
00:51:29But you said in your last book that cheaters are like lemon cars.
00:51:33You can shine them up, but in the end, they'll still leave you high and dry on the side of the road.
00:51:37Patrick, I think we've established that I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:51:40You're not over him.
00:51:41I am getting over him.
00:51:43Then give me the card.
00:51:49You're not over him.
00:51:50Says a guy who's still living with his ex-wife.
00:51:53We live in different parts of the house.
00:51:54He means separate wings.
00:51:56Wings?
00:51:57Yeah, he's loaded.
00:51:58People, I'm right here.
00:52:00He invented moist towelettes.
00:52:03Moved up here from Seattle when everyone started wanting handouts.
00:52:09Bought the bar.
00:52:10Married Teresa?
00:52:12Are you happy?
00:52:17Most of the time.
00:52:20Look, at least you put 4,000 miles between you and the guy.
00:52:25And it's not like he can walk back into this bar and break your heart again.
00:52:29Okay, guys, here's a question for you.
00:52:32How do you get over a relationship?
00:52:36You gotta get back on the horse.
00:52:38I go out and get laid as soon as I can.
00:52:41Get the upper hand.
00:52:42Take the power back.
00:52:43So it's that easy?
00:52:45You can really forget about someone by sleeping with someone else?
00:52:49Yep.
00:52:50Come on, guys.
00:52:51It's not like I haven't started moving forward.
00:52:53I threw my wedding dress off a cliff, for Pete's sake.
00:52:57Woo!
00:52:58Woo!
00:52:58This yours?
00:53:08Well, it's my wedding dress, but I threw it out.
00:53:10Yes, you did.
00:53:11In a national park.
00:53:13Landed on a baby caribou.
00:53:15Oh.
00:53:16Baby's okay.
00:53:19Littering the park is a federal offense.
00:53:22You can pay by cash or check.
00:53:24You've got to be kidding me.
00:53:27No.
00:53:31I'm good, kid.
00:53:35Who is that nasty woman?
00:53:37That's my mom.
00:53:39Oh.
00:53:41She's pretty.
00:53:43Yeah.
00:53:43So, uh, well, this is where I could put my puzzle table.
00:53:52I like doing jigsaw puzzles.
00:53:55Same here.
00:53:57And, uh, this is where I could eat.
00:54:00Who doesn't like eating?
00:54:02And there may be enough room over here for my ceramic cat collection.
00:54:10Cool.
00:54:11Yeah, okay.
00:54:12Ceramic cats.
00:54:13It's cool.
00:54:17So, do you think this is a good apartment for Elmo?
00:54:22Well, I think this is the only apartment in Elmo.
00:54:26So, see Senorita.
00:54:32Is it weird that I'm moving here after only one week?
00:54:35I mean, when you look at the personalities of stalker fans,
00:54:38they sometimes do crazy, impulsive things like this.
00:54:40I like crazy and impulsive in a girl.
00:54:46And Maren could set us up.
00:54:55Would you have dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:54:57Yes.
00:54:57This is huge.
00:55:00This toddler's a little more contemporary because they're dancing.
00:55:07I don't like it.
00:55:10May I help you?
00:55:14Yes.
00:55:16I need to cancel a wedding cake.
00:55:18Was there a design problem?
00:55:20More like a groom problem.
00:55:24Jane.
00:55:25Graham sent flowers.
00:55:26Tell me you're not waffling.
00:55:28I'm not waffling.
00:55:29Do you think he feels bad?
00:55:31He might.
00:55:32I feel bad.
00:55:34Hypothetically.
00:55:36You saw him?
00:55:37I may have seen him.
00:55:39And continue not to waffle when I tell you he may have told me he split from Kiki.
00:55:45Really?
00:55:46He looked bloated.
00:55:48You are moving on.
00:55:51I'm canceling your wedding.
00:55:53Yes.
00:55:54You are.
00:55:57Gotta go.
00:55:58Gotta shake my raccoon.
00:56:04It's too late.
00:56:06I'm afraid you can't get the deposit back.
00:56:08Oh, hey, ladies.
00:56:10Which one of you wants a mocha cake with buttercream flowers?
00:56:15Patrick here at KZPZ.
00:56:17This one goes out to Deanna.
00:56:19Yo.
00:56:21Annie?
00:56:23Are you here to see Mr. Slattery?
00:56:25Who's Mr. Slattery?
00:56:27Jack.
00:56:28Jack Slattery.
00:56:29My boss.
00:56:29I have a sign-in-chief.
00:56:31You work for Jack?
00:56:32Uh-huh.
00:56:33It's so much better than my old law firm receptionist job.
00:56:36Except for when they bring in the oil slick birds.
00:56:39I'm here to pay a ticket.
00:56:41Oh, uh, Chief Celia's right over there.
00:56:43You may not want to bother her when she's in front of her SAD machine.
00:56:47She needs her artificial sunlight to keep from getting really cranky.
00:56:55But it's daylight outside.
00:56:56Sometimes she double doses.
00:56:58So, you've already gotten a job here.
00:57:01And an apartment.
00:57:02I am totally in like with Patrick.
00:57:06And you said in your first book that if you found the right relationship,
00:57:09you should just get on that highway and don't look back.
00:57:13Wow.
00:57:14I just introduced you guys.
00:57:16I know.
00:57:16You can't know it's right yet.
00:57:21Annie, you shouldn't just dive into this.
00:57:24And you should not be taking advice from me.
00:57:27Annie, give me your copy of my book.
00:57:35Second one.
00:57:43Book on tape.
00:57:44There.
00:57:55There.
00:57:58Mary.
00:58:00You know what would help you with your anger if you got on the love highway with...
00:58:05Some time.
00:58:11Annie, that is crazy.
00:58:13And I am not angry.
00:58:15He told Chief Celia to reduce your ticket because you were, and I quote,
00:58:19going through something.
00:58:22Hey, how you doing, Coach?
00:58:24I don't need your help.
00:58:26Okay.
00:58:27I'm not going through anything.
00:58:30I heard you on the radio.
00:58:32Well, just for your information, I'm not planning on having meaningless sex.
00:58:36That's good to know.
00:58:38But if I were, I'm sure I could find some takers.
00:58:41I'm sure you could.
00:58:45I'm not saying I don't want to have sex with you.
00:58:49Good.
00:58:49Excellent.
00:58:56Could you tell me what my original fine is, please?
00:59:00$1,700.
00:59:03Okay, I might be going through $500 worth of something.
00:59:08So you're taking the guy's advice, huh?
00:59:20Going out?
00:59:21I'm just window shopping.
00:59:23Stretching my single girl legs.
00:59:26Shaving them too, I see.
00:59:27Want to come?
00:59:29Nah.
00:59:30I spend all day with guys.
00:59:32I'm hanging with my son tonight.
00:59:33Thanks, though.
00:59:38What happened?
00:59:52You used a hair dryer?
00:59:59I think the candles are kind of romantic.
01:00:07I get it.
01:00:07No one's talking to me.
01:00:09Oh, that's okay.
01:00:09I'll just talk to myself.
01:00:10Hello, Maren.
01:00:11You look stunning.
01:00:12Oh, well.
01:00:15Hey, good thing you didn't use your curling iron.
01:00:18The game's on in one hour, and we don't got no satellite TV because of you.
01:00:22Well, I'm sorry, but where I come from, hair dryers don't blow out a whole town.
01:00:28Hey, no darts in the dark.
01:00:31There you are.
01:00:33Oh, my.
01:00:33What?
01:00:34You're going to give me a ticket for drinking and drying?
01:00:37Not recycling.
01:00:40Those go in the blue bins.
01:00:42I'm sorry if I'm a little testy, but you blew out my sad machine.
01:00:47I'm two hours under my quota.
01:00:48Only two.
01:00:52I'll knock it off, Jerome.
01:00:55Straw in a bottle of water?
01:00:57Please.
01:00:58This seat taken?
01:01:04No, that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all night.
01:01:09You're the talk of the men's room.
01:01:14Ian.
01:01:15Maren.
01:01:17Quitting?
01:01:19Trying.
01:01:20Spare smoke?
01:01:21You're not from here.
01:01:28Originally was.
01:01:30Now I live in a big city.
01:01:32Anchorage.
01:01:33In town visiting family.
01:01:35You?
01:01:36New York.
01:01:38It's a long way from Elmo, Alaska.
01:01:41Isn't Elmo pretty much a long way from anywhere?
01:01:43Thanks, Ben.
01:01:48Can I buy you a real drink?
01:01:50Before the lights come back on and you realize I'm not half as handsome as you've taken before.
01:01:56Please.
01:01:59We haven't done anything.
01:02:05I'll catch you later, Gary.
01:02:07Okay, yeah.
01:02:08Sure.
01:02:08Just getting more limes.
01:02:12Ben.
01:02:13Look, you don't have to pretend that you're not flirting with other guys.
01:02:17You sure you're okay with this?
01:02:19I said I'm okay with it, right?
01:02:20I'm okay.
01:02:22Living together and dating other people till we figure it out feels...
01:02:26kind of weird.
01:02:29Well, I'm not dating other people.
01:02:38Oh, hi.
01:02:43You ready to go?
01:02:44You know, with the whole power outage thing, I thought I should stay in tonight.
01:02:51Awesome.
01:02:52Maybe a little, uh, jigsaw puzzling, perhaps?
01:02:55Alone.
01:02:58Okay.
01:03:00So no, no day tonight?
01:03:01Not tonight.
01:03:04Okay.
01:03:05Uh, not okay?
01:03:08Uh, did I do something wrong or say something?
01:03:11Was it the ceramic cats?
01:03:12Because seriously, ceramic cats?
01:03:14Huge.
01:03:15We were probably moving too fast.
01:03:16And who knows?
01:03:17Maybe we've already screwed this up.
01:03:19Do you really think that?
01:03:22Maren does.
01:03:24She does?
01:03:27Because she set us up.
01:03:31I know.
01:03:32I know.
01:03:35So, I'll see you around?
01:03:42Uh.
01:03:50Seahawks down by six.
01:03:51Okay, see?
01:03:52You can still hear the game.
01:03:54Yeah, we could also make buttons out of rocks, but you don't see us doing that either, do you?
01:03:58You're a hop skip from natives chasing you out of town with torches.
01:04:01I know.
01:04:02Oh.
01:04:03I don't care about the Seahawks game.
01:04:12Me either.
01:04:13I don't usually do this.
01:04:26I don't know why.
01:04:27It's, uh, it's great.
01:04:29But totally not me.
01:04:31I'm taking my power back.
01:04:34Uh-huh.
01:04:35And, and this is great.
01:04:38But this is slutty, isn't it?
01:04:40No, no, no.
01:04:41No slut.
01:04:42I'm a, I'm a powerful slut.
01:04:44I'm...
01:04:45Oh, good kisser.
01:04:48Okay.
01:04:48And, and, um...
01:04:51I can't do this.
01:04:54You can't.
01:04:55Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:04:59I thought I could.
01:05:01You're lovely.
01:05:05What guy doesn't want to hear that?
01:05:07I don't feel powerful.
01:05:09I feel pathetic.
01:05:09This is where I leave.
01:05:15Right?
01:05:18You can't walk back without any lights out there.
01:05:21Oh.
01:05:24Sleep here.
01:05:26Okay.
01:05:27Okay.
01:05:28Good night.
01:05:29Shut up.
01:05:30Well, I'm kind of drunk.
01:05:34I'm not kind of drunk.
01:05:35Almost slut.
01:05:49Hey, you ready?
01:05:54Hey, bro.
01:06:00I didn't know that was your brother.
01:06:07No problem?
01:06:07I never would have.
01:06:08I don't care.
01:06:08You slept with him?
01:06:09That's none of my business?
01:06:10Oh, I didn't sleep with him.
01:06:11I mean, I slept with him, but I didn't sleep with him.
01:06:14Hey, seriously.
01:06:16I don't know you.
01:06:17You don't have to explain anything.
01:06:19Good day for fishing.
01:06:21You could have told me that the family we were visiting with Jack.
01:06:25I didn't know you knew him.
01:06:27Besides, we were drunk.
01:06:28Oh, we were not that drunk.
01:06:31I'm going to hop in the shower.
01:06:33Oh, I'm taking off right after we go fishing, so I hope we get the chance to see each other again.
01:06:39I'm going to leave you two guys alone.
01:06:41You do not have to leave us alone.
01:06:43Did you guys have a thing?
01:06:45No.
01:06:45No, no, we did not have a thing.
01:06:47See, this is the problem with small towns.
01:06:49Raccoons follow you around, you can't blow dry your hair, and everyone is frigging related.
01:06:53Then just leave.
01:06:58You're wearing my shirt.
01:07:00I was, uh...
01:07:13You thought I'd be gone.
01:07:16Trusa said she'd be at work.
01:07:19She left a while ago.
01:07:20I'll get out of here.
01:07:25It's okay.
01:07:26I'm going to make some breakfast.
01:07:27You want breakfast?
01:07:30I'm good.
01:07:31I'm making eggs.
01:07:33You like scrambled?
01:07:36Um...
01:07:37Okay, sure.
01:07:42Toast.
01:07:47So you're pissed because I brought a girl back?
01:07:49I'm not pissed.
01:07:52Not just any girl I know her.
01:07:56Oh, so you're pissed because I brought that girl back.
01:07:58I wouldn't kill you to bring a girl home.
01:08:07Help you to get over things.
01:08:12You want to use Dad's reel today?
01:08:15Yeah, I'll use Dad's reel.
01:08:17He's got some good idea.
01:08:19You want to keep her up?
01:08:22Look, here is Duest.
01:08:24Unbelievable.
01:08:26Power killer.
01:08:30You're asking, is it good or bad?
01:08:37It's such an icy feeling.
01:08:43It's so cold in Alaska
01:08:48It's so cold in Alaska
01:08:52It's so cold in Alaska
01:08:57This town turns faster than four-day-old milk.
01:09:06Here's your breakfast.
01:09:08I made muffins on the fire because the power's still out
01:09:11and the solar panels only give enough juice to run the answer machine and the bug's out.
01:09:15I'm really upset, so you're going to have to help yourself.
01:09:17Patrick, what's the matter?
01:09:19Uh, Annie won't see me anymore.
01:09:21Ask me why.
01:09:23Why?
01:09:23Uh, because of you.
01:09:25She told her not to move so fast and maybe it's just like a big mistake.
01:09:29I didn't mean she should break up with you.
01:09:31Well, she did.
01:09:32You have no idea the power you have, do you?
01:09:35You could tell her to jump off a bridge and she would.
01:09:38There was a bridge in Elmo.
01:09:39No one should be listening to me.
01:09:42Great idea.
01:09:43Two books in The View ago.
01:09:44I will talk to her for you.
01:09:47And tell her what?
01:09:47Did she just give up and start having random sex with guys she meets in bars
01:09:52because there's no such thing as real love?
01:09:54I did not sleep with him.
01:09:56How do you even know about that already?
01:09:58Just because you don't believe in yourself anymore
01:10:00doesn't allow you to take away everyone else's hope.
01:10:04Patrick.
01:10:05Patrick, I want to believe.
01:10:07I want to believe in hope and love and huge romantic gestures.
01:10:13I want you to give Annie a whole field full of flowers.
01:10:18I want to believe that what I wrote is true.
01:10:21I just am not sure it's true for me anymore.
01:10:25I feel like I don't even know you anymore.
01:10:31Well, technically, you've only known me for a week.
01:10:34You're going to go back to New York, aren't you?
01:10:38You know, even if I did go back, you and I could still be friends.
01:10:40You make a mean muffin.
01:10:46Hi, it's Graham calling from Maren Frist.
01:10:48I can't reach her on her cell.
01:10:50If you could just tell her...
01:10:52Okay, tell her I just...
01:10:54I really need to talk to her.
01:10:56I made a mistake.
01:10:57And I love her.
01:10:59Tell her I called, okay?
01:11:00You like to read the paper in the morning?
01:11:11Yeah, sometimes.
01:11:13Hang on, I'll be right back.
01:11:14This must have come off your truck.
01:11:44Well, it's a refreshing day when people are talking more about you than about me.
01:12:01I didn't sleep with him.
01:12:03Hey, I don't judge.
01:12:05I always had a crush on Ian growing up.
01:12:08He seemed like a guy that was going places.
01:12:12Please, I didn't sleep with him either.
01:12:14Oh, doesn't this town have anything better to do than gossip about me?
01:12:17Normally, they'd be talking about the game.
01:12:21My ex-fiancé called.
01:12:24Oh.
01:12:24Try to keep that to yourself.
01:12:25You got it.
01:12:27What are you going to do?
01:12:28I don't know.
01:12:31I was supposed to sleep with Ian to get my power back, and instead I made the power go out.
01:12:35I'm powerless.
01:12:38But your hair still looks good.
01:12:39My dress comes back, my books come back.
01:12:41How am I supposed to get over Graham if the universe keeps bringing my past back to me?
01:12:47I got something that might help you.
01:12:55This is Sweat Lodge.
01:12:57We use it to sweat out our toxic thoughts and come to clarity.
01:13:01So you think I could just sweat Graham out of me?
01:13:03It's worth a shot.
01:13:04It's kind of like a New York spa.
01:13:09Sometimes sitting in dirt that smells like old meat.
01:13:12You.
01:13:19Yeah, I'm Aaron Frist.
01:13:21I know who you are.
01:13:23You made the power go out.
01:13:24Oh, you've got to be kidding.
01:13:26Don't touch the label.
01:13:28Uh, excuse me, but aren't you supposed to be all loving and new agey?
01:13:32Not when I can't use my hair popper.
01:13:34It was movie night on the reservation.
01:13:35What, am I supposed to beat myself senseless for this?
01:13:41That's the talking stick.
01:13:42When you hold it, you can talk.
01:13:43Oh, good, because I have some things to say.
01:13:46This whole town seems to be breaking up with me.
01:13:49Even Raccoon.
01:13:51So maybe I should just break up with Elmo first.
01:13:55Feel free.
01:13:57Is that why you want to go back to him?
01:13:59Because it's easy?
01:14:01Doesn't she need the stick first?
01:14:03No.
01:14:03No.
01:14:05I don't know what I want.
01:14:11How could I have been so stupid to not see that he was cheating?
01:14:14Men cheat all the time.
01:14:16I know.
01:14:17I'm the one they cheat with.
01:14:18It was my job.
01:14:19To see the signs.
01:14:21To help people drive to happiness.
01:14:23Maybe he was in your blind spot.
01:14:27Maybe I just wanted to be in love.
01:14:32Do you have any bottled water?
01:14:34Go back to the big city.
01:14:35You could just say no.
01:14:38What is with the men in this town anyway?
01:14:42Look at that Jack.
01:14:43Jack.
01:14:44Slattery.
01:14:45What's his problem?
01:14:46Seriously, what is up with that guy anyway?
01:14:49What?
01:14:51Sweat's working.
01:14:52You're already talking about another guy.
01:14:54Oh.
01:14:54What is this?
01:14:59Tobacco.
01:15:01You burn it on the rocks.
01:15:04Throw it.
01:15:12Okay, Gramps.
01:15:13I'm going.
01:15:14Hey, that's my truck.
01:15:22Parked in a red zone.
01:15:25My clothes are in the front seat.
01:15:29You're looking at another 500 bucks for indecent exposure.
01:15:32Get away from the vehicle.
01:15:34Step away from the vehicle.
01:15:36Step away from the vehicle.
01:15:48Go ahead.
01:15:49Stare at me.
01:15:49Stare at me and talk behind my back.
01:15:54Well, I'll just say right to you.
01:15:55I am so over this town.
01:15:57I just chased my truck halfway to Juneau.
01:16:01I'm sorry.
01:16:03I blew out your power.
01:16:05I'm sorry about your game.
01:16:08I just want to get a bottle of water.
01:16:09So, if you'll just give me a minute, I'll be out of here and you can all go back to talking
01:16:14about me and what a big floozy I am.
01:16:16Mary.
01:16:17I'm sorry about your brother, but I did not know it was your brother.
01:16:22Mary.
01:16:22Hold on.
01:16:22And P.S.
01:16:23If I did sleep with some guy, not one of you can judge me.
01:16:28Since apparently sleeping people out of your lives has been something you men have been
01:16:32doing for centuries.
01:16:33What?
01:16:34Hi.
01:16:37Graham.
01:16:42I'm not sure if you got the flowers or the message.
01:16:45So you sent yourself.
01:16:47It wasn't easy.
01:16:48I had to take three flights and a boat and this puddle jumper with some crazy guy named Buzz.
01:16:53Beats Graham.
01:16:54Excuse me.
01:16:54We're trying to have a private conversation.
01:16:57Yeah.
01:16:57Not going to happen.
01:16:59Bar.
01:17:01Meet Graham.
01:17:02Graham.
01:17:02Graham.
01:17:03Graham.
01:17:04Maren, you're the best thing that ever happened to me.
01:17:09And I royally screwed up.
01:17:11I miss you.
01:17:14I'm not sure that I can ask you to forgive me, but I guess that's what I'm asking.
01:17:18I'm sorry, but it's really lovely, but I'm really depressed.
01:17:29I need my light machine back.
01:17:31Can you forgive me?
01:17:32Can you forgive me?
01:17:34Maybe I could.
01:17:40But then I would never be able to forgive myself.
01:17:45Graham, so much of who you are is what I wanted.
01:17:49But there was a part of me, this part in my gut, that knew it wasn't everything.
01:17:56That I wasn't everything I could be with you.
01:18:00I think what I'm saying is that I gotta, I gotta figure out what my gut is really saying.
01:18:05Is this because of that other guy?
01:18:07But I didn't sleep with anyone.
01:18:11I know.
01:18:11You do?
01:18:13Yeah, you would never do anything insanely self-destructive like that.
01:18:16I do that.
01:18:18You stay stable.
01:18:19That's why I love you.
01:18:20You're the stable to my crazy.
01:18:23She's stable.
01:18:24What if I wanted to be the crazy one for once?
01:18:32Merritt, come on.
01:18:33You're crazy as having one too many margaritas and buying overpriced olive oil.
01:18:39You don't think I could do something crazier than olive oil?
01:18:43Like, stay here?
01:18:47Maybe if it was Rome or London, but come on.
01:18:51You're telling me there's something worth staying for in this nowhere town?
01:18:54I love you, Merritt.
01:18:59And I know you love me too much to sleep with someone else.
01:19:03Come home and marry me.
01:19:12I slept with her.
01:19:18I slept with her.
01:19:23Me too.
01:19:24Three times.
01:19:28We got a little.
01:19:40Yeah.
01:19:42I'm going to stay.
01:19:43Look at that.
01:19:53The power's back.
01:19:58Where are you taking me?
01:20:00Wait.
01:20:00Beautiful.
01:20:19Beautiful.
01:20:20Yeah, it was Merritt's idea.
01:20:23Well, I guess you still get some things right, huh?
01:20:26You know, I'm going to be waiting for you.
01:20:38I don't recommend it.
01:20:41Let's go, city boy.
01:20:48Don't get cold.
01:20:49It's a wedding cake, Miss B.
01:21:09Yeah, I know.
01:21:11You're getting married?
01:21:12I'm not the wedding type.
01:21:14Yeah, I didn't think so.
01:21:16And it's all because of you.
01:21:21All because of you.
01:21:25Yeah.
01:21:26Now, honey, honey, honey, I could walk, walk, walk.
01:21:29I got you to live in the alley with the baby talk.
01:21:33Now, listen to me, baby, if you're gay, she's still, I know you.
01:21:38Sister, you.
01:21:41Now, I know you're in my head.
01:21:45Stop, stop, stop.
01:21:46Stop, stop, stop.
01:21:47Stop, stop, stop.
01:21:47All I've been saying is me.
01:21:51And it's all for you.
01:21:54Is he gone?
01:21:56Yep.
01:21:58It was a nice thing you guys did.
01:22:00Thanks.
01:22:01We take care of our own.
01:22:05That's right.
01:22:06So admit it, you are starting to like me.
01:22:10A little.
01:22:11It's a good thing them Seahawks won.
01:22:14Otherwise, you'd be on that plane with your cracker.
01:22:19Hey, Ben, how about a nice big glass of tap?
01:22:23Cheers.
01:22:39Hey.
01:22:45Thanks.
01:22:47It's no problem.
01:22:48So how was I in bed?
01:22:54I don't kiss and tell.
01:22:57You didn't want me to leave, did you?
01:23:01You, you know, you give us something to talk about.
01:23:03No, I don't want that shirt back.
01:23:12So I guess there's no easy way to move on from a relationship.
01:23:17You can't flip a switch and suddenly be over it.
01:23:24Because the road really is full of hidden potholes.
01:23:26You can try staying in the relationship.
01:23:41You can stay home and dream of the perfect, unobtainable one.
01:23:44But in the end, it just takes time.
01:23:51And some Alaskan tap water.
01:23:55And the help of a town full of good men.
01:24:01Thanks for sleeping with me, Elmo.
01:24:03You can stay home and dream of the perfect, unobtainable one.
01:24:04You can stay home and dream of the perfect, unobtainable one.
01:24:06You can stay home and dream of the perfect, unobtainable one.
01:24:07You can stay home and dream of the perfect, unobtainable one.
01:24:08You can stay home and dream of the perfect, unobtainable one.
01:24:09You can stay home and dream of the perfect, unobtainable one.
01:24:10You can stay home and dream of the perfect, unobtainable one.
01:24:11You can stay home and dream of the perfect, unobtainable one.
01:24:12You can stay home and dream of the perfect, unobtainable one.
01:24:13You can stay home and dream of the perfect, unobtainable one.
01:24:14You can stay home and dream of the perfect, unobtainable one.
01:24:15You can stay home and dream of the perfect, unobtainable one.