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00:00Jalen Brown picked up the slack with no Tatum in the lineup.
00:0436 points and 10 boards.
00:06I feel like we haven't said Jalen Brown's name in like four months.
00:09But here he is last night on TNT doing the heavy lifting.
00:12Other side, now Brown with five to shoot.
00:14Faulkner digs in defensively.
00:16Brown makes his move.
00:17Brown loops it in.
00:19Six from three-point territory and just missed on a short one.
00:24Brown.
00:26Little shimmy.
00:28Pull up.
00:29Oh, the Ephus.
00:31Yeah, they're not losing to the Magic in this series.
00:34Here's one of the other things I'll just let you in on.
00:36So when I watch them, my vitriol and hate toward the Boston Celtics is so deep
00:46that I can't even watch the game.
00:49I watch.
00:50I turn it on for like five minutes, and I absolutely, unequivocally have to change
00:56the channel and watch another NBA game or an NHL game.
00:59I cannot watch the Celtics get every call and listen to that PA announcer.
01:06I want him dead.
01:07Like, dead.
01:08And I just can't take it.
01:10I can't watch him.
01:11I cannot watch them hitting every shot, getting every call, every game's at home.
01:19It's just Boston Celtic television.
01:21I can't take it.
01:22Like, honestly, like, I get, I mean, I'm like on the verge of a stroke watching their games.
01:28And then I swear to God, I had the Magic last night, 10 and a half cover.
01:31Boom.
01:32I don't even care.
01:33Here's the deal.
01:33Every time I watch them shoot a ball, they miss it.
01:38I've never once seen them hit a jump shot in either game.
01:41Because I'll turn the game on for spurts for like one minute, just because I can't take
01:45the Celtics.
01:46So I'll turn it on.
01:47And every single time I had it on, the Magic were bricking shots.
01:52I mean, I think they may be the worst shooting team I've ever seen.
01:55And the only thing they do well is when Wagner and Vancaro dunk the ball.
02:00That's the only shots they can make are dunks, because they can't shoot the ball.
02:04They just can't shoot.
02:06They're finished.
02:07They have no chance in this series.
02:08This series is a waste of time.
02:10They have no shot.
02:12Unfortunately, you've got a bunch of these series right now.
02:14You just got to get them over with.
02:15Boston, Cleveland, Oklahoma City.
02:20You just got to clean all this stuff out, because there's just no shot that these other
02:23teams are going to win.
02:24Forget four games.
02:26I think they'll win one game right now.
02:28I mean, maybe Miami, when we get to that, could win a game from Cleveland down at their
02:33place.
02:33But I got no faith that Orlando or Memphis are going to win a game.
02:37I got zero faith that either of them are going to win at this point with the way both of them
02:42look.
02:43Did you see the zinger last night bleeding on the floor and getting involved physically?
02:51We know that Joe Mazul is a bit of a strange cat.
02:54There's no question about that.
02:56But he actually likes when his players are rolling around on the floor bleeding.
03:01Here's Joe Mazul.
03:03Yeah, I mean, I like his overall just approach.
03:04I think he has an innate ability to take things very serious and at the same time have great
03:11perspective.
03:11And you see how I think he can control his environment really well with how he handles
03:15the crowd and how he handles the physicality of it.
03:17And he can maintain his kind of his poise.
03:20And he just has a great way about him.
03:22And I think that that helps us.
03:25And like, yeah, I do.
03:26I love watching him.
03:27I like watching him bleed on the court.
03:29I think it's important.
03:30And then he, you know, he comes back in and does his job.
03:34So I do like that about him.
03:37Whatever.
03:37I can't stand him or them.
03:40And I like Zinger, but not on the Celtics.
03:43And I don't care if he bleeds.
03:45I'll say this much.
03:46It always helps.
03:47I've always believed this.
03:48I had a couple of bigs on my team through the years.
03:50Mafia was one of them.
03:51And I love bigs.
03:53And if you're 6'5", 6'7", 6'9", 6'10", 7'0", I play with a couple of seven-footers
03:59now.
04:00It's real simple for me.
04:01Throw the ball up in the air, give him the ball and let him dunk and finish and win the
04:05game.
04:05It always helps that Porzingis can literally touch heaven when he reaches his arm up in
04:10the air.
04:11I mean, he literally can grab clouds out of the sky.
04:14He's so tall.
04:15But I don't, frankly, think he's tough.
04:18I think he's soft.
04:19And he's always injured.
04:21So I love his shot and his abilities.
04:24There's no doubt he can shoot for a big.
04:27He can really shoot from outside for a big.
04:29But he plays twice a month.
04:30So, you know, they talk about Kawhi Leonard is going to get injured any minute now, right?
04:36I will bet you he'll play longer than Porzingis will.
04:40Porzingis will be out soon enough in their next series.
04:43I'm expecting him to miss a full series the way he gets injured.
04:46He gets injured as much as Anthony Davis.
04:48I mean, they might as well be lovers, those two, being a brittle city.