Helen suffers from a psychotic dread of her lovers are 'consumed' by a ' monster' that leaves only their clothes behind. Fleeing to London, she does well picking off sleazy punters until Dennis finds her.
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00:00:00Hello, are you leaving already?
00:00:14Yeah, yeah, it's really boring in there tonight.
00:00:17Really? Well, I was wondering if I could walk you home.
00:00:21Oh, no, it's OK, I'm getting a lift.
00:00:23Really? OK. Well, what are you doing tomorrow?
00:00:27Er, nothing. Yeah. Why?
00:00:30Well, listen, I was wondering if you want to come with me to go and see this new French film at the R-House cinema.
00:00:42You know, the Russian R-House ones, all the other girls... Ah! Get in, Helen.
00:00:46Oh, shit. Sorry, Dan. Look, I'll give you a call tomorrow. Right?
00:00:58Take a look down there. There should be some beer.
00:01:08Ah! Shit!
00:01:10You always get wet this quickly.
00:01:30Do you want to go to Oasis at the weekend?
00:01:32Oh, you've got tickets?
00:01:33Two. One for you, one for me.
00:01:35One for me.
00:01:36Ah!
00:01:37I don't know.
00:02:07What's wrong? Are my fingers cold?
00:02:14I just don't like it down there, are you?
00:02:17Down there? You're making it sound like bloody Australia.
00:02:22I do love you, darling.
00:02:32I love you too, but just don't do that, all right?
00:02:37I can always take someone else to the gig.
00:02:53Who?
00:02:54Jennifer, Nicole, Karen.
00:02:58They don't make such a fuss.
00:02:59You wouldn't.
00:03:19It's huge.
00:03:21So, is this your first time?
00:03:29Mm-mm.
00:03:30Never too late to start.
00:03:36Look, if you want to be my girlfriend, you're going about it the wrong way, OK?
00:03:43OK. Well, how about I give you a handjob?
00:03:46I'd better take you home.
00:03:48OK, OK, OK. No job.
00:03:52But no swallowing.
00:03:55All right.
00:03:57But you've got to show me your pussy first.
00:04:03What's there to see?
00:04:04Because it turns me on, right?
00:04:07Plus, you get a look at my cock into the bargain.
00:04:13You promise you won't touch me?
00:04:15Of course not.
00:04:16You promise?
00:04:17Scout's honour, babe.
00:04:20What sort of a guy do you think I am?
00:04:22I can't see anything.
00:04:34Spread your legs.
00:04:47I can't see anything.
00:04:48Spread your legs.
00:04:52It's too dark in here.
00:04:55Turn around.
00:04:59OK.
00:05:02I can't move any further.
00:05:06Well, stick your head out the window.
00:05:08What are you doing?
00:05:22What the fuck?
00:05:24Jack!
00:05:24Get me out of here!
00:05:26Jack, what the fuck are you doing?
00:05:28Jack, you're...
00:05:29Jack, you're hurting me!
00:05:31No!
00:05:32No!
00:05:32No!
00:05:33No!
00:05:34Jack!
00:05:36Jack!
00:05:40Jack.
00:05:42Jack!
00:05:44Jack!
00:05:46Jack!
00:05:54An Itsi,
00:05:57Jack!
00:05:58Jack!
00:05:59Jack!
00:08:00Helen, wait.
00:08:01Helen, I want to try and help you.
00:08:03Helen!
00:08:04Your mother called.
00:08:17She's decided to stay another week with her sister.
00:08:20Honey!
00:08:21Honey!
00:08:22Honey, this isn't happening.
00:08:26Honey!
00:08:27Honey, this isn't happening.
00:08:33I don't know how to put it, really.
00:08:35Honey, this isn't happening.
00:08:36I don't know how to put it, really.
00:08:44All of a sudden, he was gone.
00:08:47He just vanished into thin air.
00:08:49Into your vagina, you mean?
00:08:50Sort of.
00:08:51Even in these days, this is still quite common for young women to be afraid of their first
00:08:56time.
00:08:57Hmm?
00:08:58Of being deflowered.
00:08:59Sometimes the imagination can play the most extraordinary tricks on us.
00:09:06You did say, didn't you, that you were forced to have sex.
00:09:09I know.
00:09:10But I didn't...
00:09:11Psychologists have coined the term vagina dentata.
00:09:15The idea of a vagina with teeth that severs the penis during intercourse.
00:09:20But I didn't bite his willy off.
00:09:22I mean, he disappeared just like that.
00:09:24I didn't do anything.
00:09:26All that were left was clothes and...
00:09:30And there's this noise from down there.
00:09:34Well, in that case, perhaps we'd better take a closer look.
00:09:38Could we undress from the waist down, please?
00:09:40And pop yourself onto the examination chair.
00:09:56It's all right.
00:10:12So, you are good.
00:10:17Uh-huh.
00:10:22Excuse me.
00:11:25What are you doing spying on me?
00:11:27Look, Helen, I was worried about you, OK?
00:11:29I mean, what was you doing in there for so long?
00:11:35Oh, Dennis, you'd never understand.
00:11:38You're pregnant, aren't you?
00:11:46And it's Jack's.
00:11:48You have no idea.
00:11:49What do you mean by that?
00:11:51Helen, here, Alan, Jack's gone missing.
00:11:55They can't find him.
00:11:56They found his car down by the harbour.
00:11:57Helen, what's going on?
00:12:03Dennis, just do me a favour.
00:12:06Sure, anything.
00:12:07What?
00:12:07Just leave me alone.
00:12:10It's for your own good.
00:12:12Helen, please don't go.
00:12:14Helen!
00:12:14Helen, I only want to talk to you.
00:12:27Please make it stop.
00:12:29Please go.
00:12:29Please.
00:12:33Please.
00:12:33Please.
00:12:34Please.
00:12:38Here.
00:12:41Here.
00:12:42What are you doing?
00:12:44I was still hungry.
00:12:45You ain't pregnant, are you?
00:12:47I know all about these things, you know, munchies in the middle of the night.
00:12:53And how am I supposed to have got pregnant?
00:12:56I'll clear this up.
00:12:58Oh, don't tell me that you ain't got a boyfriend.
00:13:05I don't like you boys.
00:13:09Oh, is that right?
00:13:09You reckon I don't know what girls your age get up to?
00:13:16You can't get enough of sex!
00:13:17I'm not like that!
00:13:19Just shut up!
00:13:20Oh, come on.
00:13:23I was young once, too, you know.
00:13:28Harry, did you just say something?
00:13:30It's just my stomach rumbling.
00:13:34You're not afraid of the storm, are you?
00:13:37Tell you what.
00:13:38If you're really good to daddy, he might let you sleep in his bed tonight.
00:13:43I'm not sure mummy would like that.
00:13:46Oh, bollocks.
00:13:48When I married your mother, I promised her that I would love her little woman like she
00:13:54were my own daughter.
00:13:55Get off me!
00:13:59Get off me!
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00:14:36The next train due to arrive on platform two will be calling at all stations to London, Victoria.
00:14:46Hello?
00:14:48Are you going away somewhere?
00:14:50I've got to go.
00:14:54What's wrong?
00:14:56What's the matter?
00:14:59Helen, what's wrong?
00:15:04Careful.
00:15:06Helen?
00:15:11Helen?
00:15:27Hey, but stop.
00:15:29What's wrong with you?
00:15:32What's that noise?
00:15:33Helen?
00:15:34Helen?
00:15:35Helen?
00:15:36Helen?
00:15:37What's wrong with you?
00:15:38Helen?
00:15:39Helen?
00:15:40What's wrong with you?
00:15:42Helen?
00:15:43What's wrong with you?
00:15:44Helen?
00:15:45Helen?
00:15:46Helen?
00:15:47What's wrong with you?
00:15:48Helen?
00:15:49Oh, my God.
00:15:50I'm sorry.
00:15:51I'm sorry.
00:15:52I'm sorry.
00:15:53I'm sorry.
00:15:54I'm sorry.
00:15:55I'm sorry.
00:15:56I'm sorry.
00:15:57I'm sorry.
00:15:58I'm sorry.
00:16:01I'm sorry.
00:16:02I'm sorry.
00:16:04Excuse me, are you, um, are you available just now?
00:16:26Sorry, love, I'm waiting for someone.
00:16:29If it's the money I've got...
00:16:32I said, I'm waiting for someone.
00:16:37Please, I mean, it's my 18th birthday today and I've never, you know, I've never been...
00:16:42Are you deaf or what?
00:16:43I told you, I'm waiting for someone.
00:16:45I'll piss off and find someone else with you.
00:16:52Please, please.
00:16:53Please.
00:17:02All alone tonight, handsome?
00:17:17I don't think any second longer now.
00:17:20When I come back to my place.
00:17:22But you do it with our condoms, do you?
00:17:26It's my favourite.
00:17:28Bet you're so big no condom fits you, right?
00:17:32Yes, would you mind if I take our own number with my little camcorder?
00:17:36Not at all.
00:17:37I've always wanted to be a film star.
00:17:39Yes, I'm the one who makes you famous, but you take euros as well.
00:17:44Credit cards do.
00:17:45Just right between my legs and transaction done.
00:17:48Okay, ready for transaction then.
00:17:52Wow.
00:17:53Look at them.
00:17:55Two pussies for the price of one.
00:17:59I'll tell you one thing.
00:18:01Want to be not my pussy?
00:18:03You'll never want another pussy again.
00:18:06Okay, I do want to see it.
00:18:08Oh, your tits are nice.
00:18:12Where are you off to?
00:18:14To the bookshop cafe.
00:18:15Oh, Sonia, I've already told you about the reading that's happening there tonight.
00:18:18Yeah, are you mad?
00:18:19How the hell am I supposed to get my hands on a geezer in a joint like that?
00:18:23I'm sorry, I think you're forgetting something.
00:18:24Tonight is my night.
00:18:26It was your turn yesterday.
00:18:27Yeah, well, it was your fault.
00:18:28Nothing happened yesterday.
00:18:30Because you were lying there like a nun all the time, spouting all that Bible crap.
00:18:33That was only because I thought he wanted to do it with me too.
00:18:36You should be so lucky.
00:18:38I had to squeeze him out like a lemon.
00:18:40So there was not a drop of juice left in him.
00:18:42Stop it, because I hate you talking like that.
00:18:44It's funny.
00:18:44Oh, really?
00:18:45Come on, grab a bite to eat first.
00:18:47Then we'll decide what we're doing next.
00:18:58Haven't you had enough?
00:18:59The reading's already started.
00:19:01You don't want to barge in the middle of it all, do you?
00:19:03It might disturb the auteur's concentration.
00:19:06Sonia, no.
00:19:14Not again.
00:19:15You should have thought of that yesterday.
00:19:16If I don't get laid tonight...
00:19:23No, we're leaving now.
00:19:28Has anyone ever told you?
00:19:29A similar you two, love?
00:19:30That's not surprising, is it?
00:19:32She's my mum.
00:19:34Well, can I have the honour of buying you and your lovely mother a drink?
00:19:39G&T for me?
00:19:40No, thank you.
00:19:41Crap.
00:19:42She'll have the same.
00:19:43Two G&Ts, then.
00:19:44Just pull yourself together, okay?
00:19:52Don't mess this one up for me.
00:19:54Me?
00:19:54Mess things up for you?
00:19:55You should talk.
00:20:07A woman goes to a blood bank, yeah, and gets 10 quid.
00:20:10Then she spots a bloat getting 25 quid, and she asks, how come?
00:20:14So her sister tells her, he's just donated sperm.
00:20:17So in she goes the next day, and she says,
00:20:21I want to donate sperm.
00:20:22That's a good one, isn't it?
00:20:26Listen to this one.
00:20:26A girl asks her dad if she can stay out a bit longer tonight.
00:20:30He turns around and says, okay, kid, but as long as you give me a blowjob first.
00:20:35I need the toilet.
00:20:36Can't you two go your own on the bog, yeah?
00:20:39No.
00:20:43Hope you've got two pussies.
00:20:45You can bet on our four tits we have.
00:20:52Excuse me.
00:21:07Excuse me.
00:21:08Oh, sorry.
00:21:17I'm looking for the cafe where the poetry ends are being held.
00:21:21Cafe?
00:21:22Well, there's a pub just over there.
00:21:24That one there?
00:21:25Yeah, just there.
00:21:26Okay.
00:21:26I'm fed up because we're always doing what you want to do.
00:21:31Move over, I've got to go too.
00:21:37I don't want to end up in bed with that big, meeky, smelly yobbo.
00:21:41Well, all right then.
00:21:42We'll just have to find you some sweet, nice young man who smells of fucking violence.
00:21:46Can't you get it into your head?
00:21:47I don't want a man.
00:21:49Yeah, but I do.
00:21:50You can wrap your legs with your cobwebs for all I care.
00:21:53You're not ruining it for me this time.
00:21:57The first milk that gives you the eye is up for it.
00:22:03Hello?
00:22:05Is this the place where the poetry ends being held?
00:22:10Do you know where the...
00:22:11Excuse me.
00:22:21Would you be so kind and help us over to the table?
00:22:24My sister just sprained her ankle.
00:22:26Yeah, sure.
00:22:27Okay.
00:22:28Thanks.
00:22:29My pleasure.
00:22:31You okay?
00:22:34Who's this pretty boy you fished out the bog?
00:22:37Sylvia's got herself a new admirer.
00:22:41What's your name, darling?
00:22:43Um, Dennis.
00:22:45I can't stay very long, so I can't get out very early in the morning, so I'd like to
00:22:50get to bed soon.
00:22:52Wouldn't we all, mate?
00:22:56Yeah, I'm down here in London for the book fair.
00:22:59And also because I'm trying to find someone.
00:23:04That's nice.
00:23:06I love reading.
00:23:07Yeah?
00:23:08Yeah.
00:23:08So who's your favourite author, then?
00:23:14I adore Milton.
00:23:16Paradise lost, you know.
00:23:19But sometimes that can be quite hard going.
00:23:23I suppose if I want to relax, I...
00:23:25It's really sweet.
00:23:26I know what you mean.
00:23:27She was hitting off so well, but we're going to get going now.
00:23:31Oh, that's a shame.
00:23:33Hey, listen, maybe we can meet again sometime for coffee.
00:23:36What are you going on about?
00:23:37You're coming with us.
00:23:39Well, no, no, I have to be going.
00:23:40I've got to be up early.
00:23:42It's getting late.
00:23:43I have to be going.
00:23:44Get real, mate.
00:23:46I'd be more than happy to give back to these girls a good seeing, too, but I'm not sure
00:23:49Sister Mercy would appreciate it.
00:23:51Do you mind?
00:23:54You're joined together.
00:23:55Ah, the literary first prize for the brain of Britain goes to our friend Dennis.
00:24:01I'd be more than happy to show you how it's done if it's your first time.
00:24:05And you know what?
00:24:06I'll polish her cherry as well, if you like.
00:24:09Do you mind?
00:24:10Okay, that's enough.
00:24:12I want you...
00:24:13I want you to apologise.
00:24:23You're nothing but a pair of fucking freaks.
00:24:25Wait a minute.
00:24:26Where are you off to?
00:24:30Oh, well, well fucking done.
00:24:32What a brilliant job you've made of that one again.
00:24:35Oh, sorry.
00:24:36I forgot.
00:24:38Congratulations to you too, you jerk.
00:24:41Oh, God.
00:24:42Wait, wait, wait.
00:24:45Will you call me?
00:24:46Come on.
00:24:47Oh, God.
00:25:02Oh, God.
00:25:06Oh, God.
00:25:07Oh, God.
00:25:09Oh, God.
00:25:10No!
00:25:12No!
00:25:14No!
00:25:30No!
00:25:32No!
00:25:34Save me!
00:25:38Feed me!
00:25:43Feed me!
00:25:55Are you never satisfied?
00:26:03Feed me!
00:26:08Feed me!
00:26:12Feed me!
00:26:17Feed me!
00:26:24Let's see how you like this, huh?
00:26:33Feed me!
00:26:35Feed me!
00:26:37Feed me!
00:26:39Money!
00:26:40Money!
00:26:41Feed me!
00:26:42Feed me!
00:26:43Feed me!
00:26:44Help!
00:26:45Help!
00:26:46Help!
00:26:47Help!
00:26:48Help!
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00:26:53Help!
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00:26:55Help!
00:26:56Sylvia, it's Dennis.
00:26:58It's your nerd.
00:27:00Dennis!
00:27:01It's nice of you to call.
00:27:03Hi Sylvia, remember me.
00:27:04You gave me your number.
00:27:05Are you still in pain though?
00:27:06It's getting better.
00:27:07Listen, I thought maybe we could go and see a film together.
00:27:09That's a great idea.
00:27:11But I'll have to ask some of you first then.
00:27:14What do you say?
00:27:15It's getting better.
00:27:17Listen, I thought maybe we could go and see a film together.
00:27:21That's a great idea.
00:27:23But I'll have to ask Sonia first, then.
00:27:26What do you say?
00:27:45What's wrong with you?
00:28:01Why can't they just get on with it instead of yakking all the time?
00:28:15Sonia! Sorry.
00:28:27We've got a lot in common, you know.
00:28:31Sure do. Literature, art, serious films, poetry.
00:28:45You're very pretty.
00:28:48And me?
00:28:50Oh, well, yeah, you are too, of course.
00:28:52But it's just that, well, I'm Sylvia's boyfriend.
00:28:56And even though you're part of the family,
00:28:59even though you are a little bit closer than as usual.
00:29:03Oh, look.
00:29:05Sylvia's got a boyfriend at last.
00:29:09What does she mean by at last?
00:29:11Haven't you had one for a while?
00:29:14For a while.
00:29:16Actually, I've never had a boyfriend.
00:29:20Really?
00:29:22How exactly am I supposed to?
00:29:26Can't you imagine?
00:29:28But anyway,
00:29:30what I want to know is why someone like you doesn't have a girlfriend.
00:29:36Well, I guess I've just never found the right person.
00:29:42Yeah.
00:29:44Haven't you ever been in love?
00:29:46Well, yeah, sure.
00:29:48Well, once.
00:29:50About a couple of months ago.
00:29:52This girl, her name was Helen.
00:29:56I think she's in here in London somewhere.
00:29:58But it's such a big place that I'm never going to find her.
00:30:00And I don't know what to do.
00:30:02Oh!
00:30:13Mmm!
00:30:14Shit!
00:30:16Sonia, put it down!
00:30:18Sonia, would you put it down?
00:30:20I'm sorry, Sylvia, I have to go.
00:30:22I've got to get up early tomorrow.
00:30:27Goodbye, Sylvia. I'll call you tomorrow.
00:30:32Why do you have to ruin everything?
00:30:35I've got to kill you.
00:30:43Hi, darling.
00:30:52Creatures of the night. What nice legs they do have.
00:30:57Not just legs.
00:30:59The two of us could have a lot of fun together.
00:31:02The price?
00:31:04150. The whole night. Our place is just around the corner.
00:31:08200, but I know a better place we can go.
00:31:12I don't go anywhere else.
00:31:19Cold turkey.
00:31:21Don't starve your monkey too long, sweetie.
00:31:24Look, my place, it's not far away.
00:31:26No way!
00:31:29That's... that's vinyl.
00:31:42What the fuck is this? Your bike shed or something?
00:31:45You won't believe how cosy it is inside, look.
00:31:50Go on.
00:31:52Look at this.
00:31:54I don't like it here.
00:31:55Yeah, fine.
00:31:57Let's get up a lot of fun.
00:31:58Come on.
00:31:59Yes.
00:32:00Shh, shh, shh.
00:32:02There you go.
00:32:04Oh, yeah.
00:32:05Okay.
00:32:07Okay, come on.
00:32:09That's right, this way.
00:32:13Stay with me.
00:32:14There we go.
00:32:15That's better, isn't it?
00:32:16Yeah.
00:32:18There's no people fighting, is there?
00:32:20Come on.
00:32:22Oi, leave us in peace.
00:32:24You've got an home to go to.
00:32:25Sorry, mate.
00:32:26I didn't mean to disturb you.
00:32:27What's that?
00:32:28You've got a broken heart or something?
00:32:30Yes.
00:32:31But a sister keeps getting in the way.
00:32:33I'll have some of this.
00:32:35Family's nothing but trouble.
00:32:36That's where I ended up I am now.
00:32:38So what have you got against, Dennis?
00:32:39Nothing.
00:32:40Nothing.
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00:32:59No.
00:33:01No.
00:33:02No.
00:33:03No.
00:33:05No.
00:33:06Nothing. He's just a pathetic wimp, that's all.
00:33:11But you know these sensitive gentlemen of my time.
00:33:15More fool you.
00:33:17Why?
00:33:18Got the hots for him, have you?
00:33:21Pass the sponge, will you?
00:33:23Getting too needy for the vibrator.
00:33:26Hmm?
00:33:28All right.
00:33:29I'll call someone up to make up for something.
00:33:32No.
00:33:33What?
00:33:34You think I'll just lie there?
00:33:36Staring up at the ceiling while you and your bookworm hump away beside me.
00:33:40I've been doing it for years.
00:33:43I don't ever remember being screwed by a bookworm.
00:33:47Come on, Sonia, it's serious this time.
00:33:50What?
00:33:51If you think he's up for it, he shan't stand in your way.
00:33:55You know, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately.
00:34:07About your last love?
00:34:08Hello.
00:34:10No, no, about us, me and you.
00:34:12I really believe that we belong together.
00:34:19We do belong together.
00:34:21I want you.
00:34:24I want you.
00:34:24I want you to sleep.
00:34:26I mean, do you think we should put her to sleep?
00:34:33That would put me to sleep, too.
00:34:36If that's what you'd prefer.
00:34:37No, no.
00:34:40Look, forget it.
00:34:46I haven't ever tried to separate you before.
00:34:48Only one of us would survive.
00:34:53She's always saying we should do a foursome.
00:34:57But I can't.
00:35:00I just can't stand the idea of being so intimate.
00:35:04Someone else watching.
00:35:10Neither could I.
00:35:11My life's gone!
00:35:19No!
00:35:20You!
00:35:21You're not going to run out of love again!
00:35:25Okay.
00:35:29Anything be fine.
00:35:31Now, tell me what happened.
00:35:40It's okay.
00:35:41I was coming home from school.
00:35:45Yeah.
00:35:47Then what?
00:35:49I was coming home from evening class.
00:35:57It's okay.
00:35:58It's okay.
00:35:58You don't have to say anything else now.
00:36:00I can't remember.
00:36:00It's all right.
00:36:02All that matters is that you're safe and nothing can harm you.
00:36:05I can't.
00:36:06You'll be fine.
00:36:07You'll be fine.
00:36:07I can't.
00:36:11I can't.
00:36:11I can't.
00:36:12I can't.
00:36:12I can't.
00:36:13I can't.
00:36:13I can't.
00:36:14I can't.
00:36:14Wake up!
00:36:21Wake up!
00:36:35We're gonna be alright, Bunny.
00:36:37He's the one.
00:36:39We're gonna be alright.
00:36:44Let's go!
00:37:05I've been hiding long enough.
00:37:07I've been losing fun tonight, but I can't see why now.
00:37:11It's all clear, it's all clear, all clear, all clear.
00:37:41Until this monster, Denny's father, broke into our lives and destroyed everything.
00:38:00He slaughtered Sonya in cold blood.
00:38:04I thought he could have me.
00:38:07I regret the death.
00:38:10I abolished the death penalty.
00:38:13Dennis Fowler, I hate you.
00:38:18I hate you.
00:38:20I hate you.
00:38:22I hate you.
00:38:24I hate you.
00:38:25I hate you.
00:38:27Please don't mean I'll do anything
00:38:34Or just look at me
00:38:37Not again
00:38:47I'll do anything
00:39:17I'll do anything
00:39:47I'll do anything
00:40:17What do you want?
00:40:21Go away!
00:40:25Don't leave
00:40:27Oh, there you are!
00:40:53Where have you been?
00:40:54Sorry
00:40:55I was worried
00:40:56I had to grab a bite of the egg on the way
00:40:57Oh
00:41:00So what are we doing today?
00:41:03You got any ideas?
00:41:04I thought I'd buy you a dress
00:41:05Oh, don't bother
00:41:06I've got loads to wear
00:41:07Sit down
00:41:08Go on, sit down
00:41:08Go on, sit down
00:41:10Including a wedding dress
00:41:14Open it, Helen
00:41:17What is it?
00:41:20Just open it
00:41:21John?
00:41:22Marry me, Helen
00:41:31John, I don't know what to say
00:41:34Just say yes
00:41:35Look, John
00:41:37Look, John
00:41:37After what that matter did to me
00:41:39It doesn't matter
00:41:40I can't
00:41:41It's completely changed the way I feel about men
00:41:44Listen, I can't be normal
00:41:47Look, there's no rush
00:41:48But you're a man, John
00:41:50You've got needs
00:41:51You want sex
00:41:52Maybe you want children too
00:41:55That is normal
00:41:56Time heals all wounds, Helen
00:41:59Even yours
00:42:00And then we'll be able to lead a perfectly normal life together
00:42:05Honest
00:42:07Come here, you
00:42:09She'll be okay
00:42:11She'll be okay
00:42:41She'll be okay
00:43:11What have you done, you stupid little bitch
00:43:21God
00:43:24You are dead
00:43:32Fuck
00:43:34I've been looking for someone like you
00:43:57You're the only one in the whole country, sir
00:43:59You know, I've been dancing now for nearly ten years
00:44:04Dealing with perverts is okay, I guess
00:44:09It comes with the territory
00:44:10Dancing's not so bad
00:44:12The girl's got to earn a living
00:44:14You have no idea what a fag it is
00:44:17Putting your ass out of joint on a daily basis
00:44:19Tottering around on hills like that
00:44:21I've got this plan
00:44:23Brilliant
00:44:24Cinch, really
00:44:25Can't do it on my own, though
00:44:27I need a bloke
00:44:29And I figure if you haven't got caught yet
00:44:31Well, you must be doing something right
00:44:33Hey
00:44:35Hey
00:44:37Are you listening to me?
00:44:39Or are you really some fucked up kind of crazy killer?
00:44:45Do you need a hug?
00:44:55Oh my god, give me that
00:44:57Disgusting
00:44:58My dentist says I have to wear it at night
00:45:01Otherwise I'm going to end up looking like Bugs Bunny
00:45:03It's like Helen's
00:45:05Fuck knows who Helen is
00:45:08She certainly perks you up
00:45:10Now, as I was saying
00:45:13I used to work on this island as a dancer
00:45:15Yeah?
00:45:16Absolute shithole
00:45:18But first of every month
00:45:19A hundred grand in cash delivered
00:45:22For all the offshore workers
00:45:23How'd you know that?
00:45:25One of my old regulars
00:45:26Told me
00:45:28I think he had a soft spot for me
00:45:29Anyway, there's no security
00:45:31Or I think maybe one guy
00:45:33And the police are far too busy chasing the stoners
00:45:36And the vandals
00:45:37So we're home free
00:45:38So I figure we go over on the ferry
00:45:41Do the bank
00:45:42We're back by lunchtime
00:45:44And you and I are fucking made
00:45:47Sounds good to me
00:45:48So we're going to do this thing?
00:45:50Okay, okay
00:45:51But one thing, Helen
00:45:52Don't stop, please
00:45:53Don't stop
00:45:56Dennis?
00:45:56What?
00:45:57Who's Helen?
00:45:58Helen
00:45:59Sure, I understand that whole business
00:46:13With the perverts
00:46:14To rattle you
00:46:15Don't you worry
00:46:16We'll never assume enough
00:46:17But what I don't get is
00:46:20Why not...
00:46:20Oh, please, John
00:46:21I promise you'd be patient
00:46:22I'm not ready yet
00:46:25I am, I am, darling
00:46:27I know you've got to put this behind you and everything
00:46:30I understand that
00:46:31But what I don't understand is why
00:46:33Why are you not sharing it with me?
00:46:35Forget about it overnight
00:46:36I warned you, John
00:46:38I did
00:46:39I can't sleep with you
00:46:43Talking of which
00:46:44What were you up to last night, then?
00:46:45I woke up and you were gone
00:46:47On our fucking wedding night
00:46:49Please, John
00:46:57Just give me more time
00:47:01I know we can be happy together
00:47:05Please, just stop spoiling things
00:47:09I love you
00:47:12I love you too
00:47:15I'm sorry
00:47:17I'm just a bit confused at the moment
00:47:19Especially when my dad just disappeared
00:47:20Stop, you bastards
00:47:44I won't stop
00:47:47This is supposed to be a honeymoon
00:47:59Yeah, supposed to be
00:48:01Well, I haven't noticed yet
00:48:04All right
00:48:05Sometimes I get this feeling
00:48:08You're not putting much effort into it
00:48:10Take that
00:48:20Perfect
00:48:22Don't fuck it up
00:48:23Oh, John
00:48:35Look
00:48:37I'm happy to
00:48:40You know, touch you down there again
00:48:43But I can't
00:48:44Don't move
00:48:44What?
00:48:47Don't move
00:48:47What's going on?
00:48:48Get out the back
00:48:49Go on, go on
00:48:50Get out the back, quickly
00:48:51Quickly
00:48:52No, I don't know what you're trying to do
00:48:53Get in here and shut the door
00:48:54Just shut up
00:48:56Stop talking
00:48:57Please
00:48:57Shut up
00:48:59Right
00:49:01I need to
00:49:03Rope or tape
00:49:04Something, something
00:49:05Where?
00:49:05Where?
00:49:05Get in
00:49:07Get in
00:49:09Get in
00:49:13You've got it yet
00:49:16You
00:49:17Take this
00:49:21And tie him up
00:49:22Quickly
00:49:23Do it
00:49:24Timer
00:49:25Sit on the floor
00:49:26Sit on the floor
00:49:28Yes, you can
00:49:30Just do it quickly
00:49:31Listen to what he says
00:49:32Just quickly
00:49:36Do what you're trying to achieve
00:49:37Shut up
00:49:38About what a good you are
00:49:40Quickly, now his legs
00:49:45Do it quickly
00:49:47Right, you're doing it
00:49:50Excellent
00:49:50Well done
00:49:52Right, give us a taste
00:49:53Now
00:49:53Sit down
00:49:54Sit down
00:49:56Please go to workout, please
00:49:59Yes
00:50:00You shot him
00:50:17What was I supposed to do
00:50:19Stupid idiot
00:50:20Shouldn't have chased us
00:50:21Out of the bank then
00:50:21Should he
00:50:22Huh
00:50:22Yeah, but you said
00:50:23There'd be no violence
00:50:24Oh, and I'm sure
00:50:26You said the same thing
00:50:27When you hacked the twins apart
00:50:28With that bread knife
00:50:29Huh
00:50:29Jesus, Dennis
00:50:32Fuckin' shit
00:50:34Fuckin' shit
00:50:35Shit
00:50:36Shit
00:50:41Shit
00:50:58Shit
00:50:59Dennis
00:51:00It's a pig's
00:51:01Fuck
00:51:02Fuck
00:51:07It's a pig's
00:51:11Fuck
00:51:21It's a pig's
00:51:26Ah, so you found your true friend at last, huh?
00:51:33Shit!
00:51:40Shit!
00:51:43Shit! We are so fucking rich!
00:51:48There must be at least 200 fucking thousand pounds for you.
00:51:55It's me!
00:51:58I'm so fucking lucky!
00:52:02What are we going to do with the money then?
00:52:05Fuck no! I'd spend it!
00:52:08God, I could get myself the most ginormous...
00:52:11Yeah, I don't care.
00:52:12Ginormous pen tickets.
00:52:15I can't!
00:52:17God!
00:52:22Come on!
00:52:25Look!
00:52:26Where are we going?
00:52:27To cash!
00:52:28Look!
00:52:29Let's go!
00:52:30Let's go!
00:52:31Let's go!
00:52:32Go!
00:52:33Let's go!
00:52:35Let's go!
00:52:36Go!
00:52:37Let's go!
00:52:38ini!
00:52:40Hello!
00:52:41Oh, oh, oh!
00:53:00Oh, oh!
00:53:05All in white.
00:53:17So the bride was a virgin on her wedding night, was she?
00:53:20Heard of it.
00:53:22I nearly got married once.
00:53:25Then the stupid git introduced me to his brother.
00:53:28Now, he was gorgeous.
00:53:31And drove a jag to boot.
00:53:34But?
00:53:35As I always say.
00:53:37The bigger the car, the smaller the cock.
00:53:41So, so love you.
00:53:42Oh no.
00:53:53Oh no.
00:54:07Jesus Christ, what was all that shit all about, leaving me lying out there in the sun on my own?
00:54:20But my bleeding willy.
00:54:21Did you?
00:54:27And have made an appeal for witnesses that may have been at the scene for crime.
00:54:31The security guard, shot today in the holdup at the home county's bank, has finally died of his wounds an hour ago in hospital.
00:54:38So, he leaves a wife and five children.
00:54:43How did that poor bloke survive on such crummy wages?
00:54:47How many kids did he have?
00:54:51Beat it, he's doing stuff on the side, taking bribes.
00:54:54What do you reckon, huh?
00:54:55What do you reckon, huh?
00:54:59All right.
00:55:00Hey, Dennis.
00:55:11Wake up, twin killer.
00:55:13The island's been cut off.
00:55:14Good morning.
00:55:19Sorry to disturb you, madam.
00:55:20You probably heard about the bank robbery.
00:55:22A security guard was killed.
00:55:24Yeah, yes, I did actually.
00:55:25Terrible.
00:55:26Tragedy.
00:55:27Tragic.
00:55:27Notice anything suspicious on your way, madam?
00:55:30Well, no.
00:55:31I ask you, officer.
00:55:33It's my husband's in my honeymoon.
00:55:35So, all I've really seen is bollocks.
00:55:37And, of course, the ceiling in the door.
00:55:39Your license, please.
00:55:44Jesus Christ, Pinky.
00:55:49My prick is burning like hell.
00:55:52Must have been some wedding night.
00:55:54Okay, have fun and take care.
00:55:57Thanks.
00:56:11Here.
00:56:12No, thanks.
00:56:13I'm not hungry in any way.
00:56:14I like strawberry flavor.
00:56:16It's not for you to eat.
00:56:18It's for your knob.
00:56:19Really?
00:56:20Yeah.
00:56:21It's an old-fashioned remedy.
00:56:22They say, uh, yoghurt's really, really good for sunburn.
00:56:24Try it.
00:56:27Okay.
00:56:31Well?
00:56:34How's that?
00:56:36Fantastic.
00:56:36Now, I've been thinking.
00:56:48Quiet back there.
00:56:53We're not going to get off the island with all the police chasing us around, huh?
00:56:56So why don't we just have a holiday?
00:56:57Well, you and I seem to pass off quite convincingly as the honeymooning couple.
00:57:06The red-hot lusty lover gets fanny friction on his wedding night.
00:57:12Hey.
00:57:12Helen?
00:57:14I'm going to get off the background.
00:57:15I'm going to get off my phone.
00:57:16Do you want to get off your phone?
00:57:19Oh?
00:57:20I'm going to get off my phone.
00:57:21You can get off my phone.
00:57:22I don't know.
00:57:22You've got a nice phone.
00:57:23The red-hot lusty lover!
00:57:23It sounds like Helen. Helen?
00:57:25Dennis?
00:57:27What? Dennis?
00:57:29Helen?
00:57:31Helen?
00:57:33Helen, it's you!
00:57:35Oh, Dennis!
00:57:37What are you doing, you fucking imbecile?
00:57:39Don't you know who this is? This is Helen!
00:57:47This is the girl I love!
00:57:49I don't want to know!
00:57:51Stop it, Dennis! Stop it!
00:57:53I get one chance in this life
00:57:57to get rich!
00:57:59I'm not having anyone mess it up for me!
00:58:01Especially not some impotent little jerk like you!
00:58:03Please, Pinky.
00:58:07Put the knife down!
00:58:13Put it down!
00:58:15Now!
00:58:17Get out!
00:58:19Don't do this! Get out! Please!
00:58:21Get out!
00:58:23Fuck off!
00:58:25Wanker!
00:58:31Helen!
00:58:33Helen!
00:58:35Get out!
00:58:39In a vehicle left close to the scene of the bank robbery,
00:58:43fingerprints have revealed the identity of Dennis Fowler,
00:58:45better known as the notorious twin killer.
00:58:47More police will be sent to the Isle of Wight as reinforcements are needed.
00:58:51And now to the weather.
00:58:53And now to the weather.
00:58:55Cast and clouded.
00:58:57With bright spells later on.
00:58:59Get out!
00:59:09Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
00:59:11Don't want you starving of hunger back there.
00:59:15I guess I'll have to rustle something up.
00:59:19Shit!
00:59:25Stupid thing!
00:59:27You can't make the gassy thing work, so it's either cold...
00:59:31or nothing at all.
00:59:33Or nothing at all.
00:59:35Ow!
00:59:37I know, Dennis!
00:59:39Oh, Helen!
00:59:41God, you must be Helen the Brace!
00:59:43Must have been a hot dog!
00:59:45How could you make him do a thing like that?
00:59:47Have a mouthful of beans, love.
00:59:49There we go.
00:59:51And one more for good luck.
00:59:53Go on, go on.
00:59:55And one for little bear.
00:59:57Well, how about one?
01:00:01For you.
01:00:07I know.
01:00:11I need a shave.
01:00:13You know, I'm quite sorry to have sported your honeymoon, really.
01:00:15How bloody dare you come in here and run!
01:00:18Shut up!
01:00:21Noisy, isn't she?
01:00:23And I know what you want.
01:00:33Now...
01:00:35Now...
01:00:37Why don't you...
01:00:39undo your trousers?
01:00:42Silly me.
01:00:43Of course.
01:00:44You can't.
01:00:47You randy tart.
01:00:49Is that a compliment?
01:00:51Fucking stuck me inside you.
01:00:53Go on!
01:00:54Give it to me!
01:00:55Give it to me!
01:01:07What's that?
01:01:09What?
01:01:11That!
01:01:14I don't know.
01:01:15Oh my God!
01:01:18Oh my God!
01:01:25Ow!
01:01:31Fuck!
01:01:32My fucking nail!
01:01:35That's all I need.
01:01:37Lie the fuck down.
01:01:38the fuck down. Precious. Sorry. May we come for a moment? Um, what's the matter? We've
01:01:56got orders to search every square inch of the island. Those bank robbers must be hiding
01:01:59somewhere. Well, um, don't think they're here. I might have noticed. We still have to search
01:02:04your vehicle, madam. Oh. Do you boys fancy cold beer? My husband's just gone out to the
01:02:10village, so it could be a while. Thank you, but we're on duty. Oh, well, that is a shame.
01:02:17Variety is the spice of life. Never say never. That's what I say.
01:02:28Um, there we go, boys. It's not nice, really. I don't want to cause any more trouble. What was that?
01:02:34I don't know.
01:02:58Bye.
01:02:59Oh, my God.
01:03:29Oh, my God.
01:03:41Helen. Helen, are you okay?
01:03:47Dennis! What the fuck do you want?
01:03:50What's that?
01:03:53That's what I'd like to know.
01:03:56Pinky, what's this about?
01:03:57What? There's something inside of her that's talking and it's coming from a fucking twat.
01:04:02What are you talking about?
01:04:04Something in there that's even hungrier for cock than I am, Dennis.
01:04:07How do you know that?
01:04:08Don't ask, I just know.
01:04:10You're fucking mad. You're mad.
01:04:13Am I?
01:04:13Yeah.
01:04:14Well, why don't you fuck her then?
01:04:16No. No.
01:04:17You've suddenly got your darling Helen the Brace. What, you've gone off her?
01:04:20And you're either fucking her by then or...
01:04:27She's dead.
01:04:32No.
01:04:33I'm sorry.
01:04:38I'm sorry.
01:04:38I'm sorry.
01:04:39Nine, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
01:04:55Oh, ah!
01:05:02It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
01:05:07Oh, Dennis!
01:05:11Leave that shit with it, slut!
01:05:13You slut!
01:05:25Are you hurt?
01:05:32No.
01:05:33Come here.
01:05:39I was happy to see you.
01:05:41You know, I never gave up hope.
01:05:45Oh, really?
01:05:47I couldn't stop thinking about you.
01:05:49I couldn't stop thinking about you, too.
01:05:52Oh, come here.
01:05:55What a fucking mess!
01:06:05Quiet! Don't bother me right now! I have to think!
01:06:08Where's my lighter?
01:06:14Shut up!
01:06:22I'm never letting you go this time.
01:06:24Yes.
01:06:25Dennis, Dennis, please stop it.
01:06:29Oh.
01:06:31Listen.
01:06:34There's something that I had to tell you.
01:06:37No, no, no.
01:06:39Even if it means that you won't love me anymore.
01:06:42I've got to get off the island before the two of them go to the police, because I can take Helen's passport.
01:06:53Sorry, Helen's passport.
01:06:54And I could dump the van in the harbour.
01:06:58That's what I could do.
01:06:59Maybe I could pretend to be a backpacker, because they're inconspicuous, aren't they?
01:07:04Of course they are.
01:07:05Of course they are.
01:07:05I could...
01:07:06Look, calm down!
01:07:10It's not as if you're going to die or anything.
01:07:12Don't fuck with me!
01:07:22Don't fuck with me!
01:07:24It's okay.
01:07:29It's okay.
01:07:32I have matches here somewhere.
01:07:36I always love you.
01:07:40Dennis, stop.
01:07:51You know what's going to happen.
01:07:52What have you done, you stupid little bitch?
01:07:59You are dead!
01:08:00Oh, my legs!
01:08:12Oh, shit!
01:08:13I can't feel my legs!
01:08:19Can you hear?
01:08:22Hear what?
01:08:25Exactly.
01:08:28Oh, my God, it's gone quiet.
01:08:30Oh, my God, I remember it.
01:08:36It was...
01:08:37It was...
01:08:37It was the rapist.
01:08:40It was him.
01:08:43It was him.
01:08:44What are you talking about?
01:08:45Oh, Dennis.
01:08:46What do you mean?
01:08:47That I want you.
01:08:49Really?
01:08:50I want you.
01:08:52For the first time in my life, I actually want to have sex.
01:09:00So you found your next victim?
01:09:09No.
01:09:11No, wait, wait.
01:09:12Look.
01:09:13This is Helen.
01:09:14Do you remember the girl I was telling you about?
01:09:16You can say goodbye to her, right?
01:09:18If you want to shoot him, you're going to have to kill me first.
01:09:21Are you stupid or something?
01:09:23You're to die for that useless bastard.
01:09:26He slaughtered my sister.
01:09:28No.
01:09:29No.
01:09:30No.
01:09:30No.
01:09:31You know it was an accident.
01:09:32I swear I didn't mean to.
01:09:34Please.
01:09:34Yes, you did.
01:09:35Put the gun down.
01:09:37Put down the gun.
01:09:39Sylvia.
01:09:39Please, look.
01:09:41Truth will be okay, but let Helen go.
01:09:44Please.
01:09:44Thomas.
01:09:55Oh, shit.
01:10:05Oh, shit.
01:10:09I'm sorry about what happened, but Sonia, head to us.
01:10:39I'm sorry about what happened, Sonia, head to us.