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00:00Oh
00:16Oh
00:18I
00:20I
00:30you know?
00:31Caneda was a baby.
00:32Champy's favorite daddy.
00:34Jinnna left his daddy open.
00:37He opened his three buttons to open his eyes.
00:42And all of them are resilient.
00:45Today we are going to deport.
00:48Let's go, I'm sorry.
00:50That's sorry, no man.
00:52Oh, you're so proud of us.
00:55Why did you do that?
00:57Why did you do that?
00:59Why did you break my heart?
01:01But he's dead.
01:02Raja, son of a bitch.
01:04Oh, you're so proud of us.
01:05Oh, you're so proud of us.
01:06Oh, you're so proud of us.
01:07You're so proud of us.
01:08You're so proud of us.
01:09Oh, you're so proud of us.
01:11Oh, you're so proud of us, son.
01:13What did you say to you, sir?
01:15I'm going to tell you.
01:17Oh, you're so proud of Harish Chandra.
01:18Where is he?
01:19No problem.
01:22But the name of daddy doesn't matter.
01:25The name of Harish Chandra is not.
01:28His name is Dun Oshant Singh.
01:31And he always tells us the truth.
01:36Sorry, Shampi.
01:37I'm so proud of you.
01:38I've always told you the truth.
01:39In my life, I've always told you the truth.
01:41So I'm going to tell you the truth.
01:43I've always told you the truth of the witness character.
01:44I'm so proud, Arína.
01:45True, Again.
01:46She is.
01:47.
01:48Do you love true and true love?
01:50Yes, you want to drink a dog like that.
01:56I mean, when you are sweet and sweet,
02:01you want to win a lot of respect.
02:05You should not like that,
02:07but you should not like that.
02:09Let's see, you want to earn a dollar equal to 55 rupees,
02:14But one love equal to true love is a lot of joy.
02:18Verji, if you love so much, you're going to leave your love.
02:22Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.
02:25You're right today, Shampi.
02:28But what do you know about your love?
02:31Verji, I think that my name is Love Ocean Sing.
02:37What do you mean?
02:40That I should go and ask you to stop?
02:42Oh, no, Verji.
02:44No other than that.
02:45These two police officers,
02:48you can't take care of yourself.
02:51The rest of the Shampi will take care of yourself.
02:54If you want to leave the Punjab,
02:57then you've got a big job.
02:59Job?
03:00What do you mean?
03:03What's your problem?
03:08Verji, I wanted to help.
03:12Back up, right away.
03:14Back up, back up, right away.
03:15Back up, back up, right away.
03:17Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
03:20Hey, you.
03:21Why are you worried about Hindustani from Pakistan?
03:23I'm sorry about Hindustani from Pakistan.
03:24I'm sorry about Hindustani from Pakistan.
03:25I'm sorry about my love.
03:26I don't have time, sir.
03:27I'm sorry about you.
03:28Wait, Verji.
03:29If you didn't help me,
03:30then love will die.
03:31If love will die, then God will die.
03:33Because love is God, God is great.
03:35If you don't want to be Hindustani or Pakistani.
03:39We're all friends.
03:40Sit inside.
03:41Good.
03:42Come on, I'm sorry.
03:43I'm sorry.
03:44Go away, the report.
03:45Go away.
03:46Come on.
03:47Thank you, boy, yalla.
03:49Shampi?
03:50You're a horse.
03:51Don't do a horse.
03:52Take a horse.
03:53Do a horse.
03:54Don't do anything.
03:55You're an horse.
03:56Don't do anything.
03:57Let me get back up.
03:58Take a horse.
03:59Take a horse.
04:00Take a horse.
04:01Thank you, boy.
04:02Our horse.
04:03Shampi, you're also a boss.
04:05Where's the faker?
04:07Don't do anything to you.
04:09You're going to get some Shampi back.
04:13We should be at the beach.
04:15We're not even getting overtime.
04:17Excuse me, brother.
04:19Shampi, come on!
04:21Hold, hold, hold!
04:23There's a lot of shampi.
04:25There's a lot of shampi.
04:27There's a lot of shampi.
04:29Police!
04:33There's a lot of shampi.
04:35There's a lot of shampi.
04:37There's a lot of shampi.
04:39There's a lot of shampi.
04:41There's a lot of shampi.
04:43Help me!
04:45Pooja, Chris,
04:47please join your hands and declare your consent in front of God.
04:49Do you have the rings?
04:51Ringa?
04:53Well, today I'm a mangani.
04:55I've come to the church.
04:57I've come to the church.
04:59I've come to the church.
05:01I've come to the church.
05:03I've come to the church.
05:05I've come to the church.
05:07Catch him!
05:08Catch him!
05:09You?
05:11What are you doing here?
05:13Who is this?
05:15Who is this?
05:16This is a mangani.
05:17Kamala, there's a mangani.
05:18This is a mangani.
05:19This is a mangani.
05:20This is a mangani.
05:21This is a mangani.
05:23Okay, let's go.
05:24Don't be a mangani.
05:25No mangani.
05:26Don't be a mangani.
05:27I'm a mangani.
05:28Kamala.
05:29What?
05:30Stop!
05:31Stop!
05:32Stop!
05:33Stop!
05:34Stop!
05:35Stop!
05:36Stop!
05:37Get out, boy!
05:38I've seen my eyes.
05:39You?
05:40Why did you stop?
05:41Pooja, don't say anything, I'm a mangani.
05:42I've had a lot of shampi, but I'm going to be honest.
05:44Oh, shut up!
05:46I don't care.
05:47Let's get stuck.
05:48Give me a nice meal.
05:49I mean I said I would give a nice meal.
05:51I didn't get any meals if I have never.
05:52But it doesn't look nice.
05:54What is the treat?
05:55What did you try?
05:56What do you try to protect your family?
05:58Don't you try to protect them and get your own love?
06:00Let them try to protect them.
06:01What?
06:02If you think I'm not questioning you
06:04that I'm not going to do Christian 2, you're wrong.
06:06Chris!
06:07Stop!
06:08Pooja, I'm calling you on this.
06:09I got a付 athlete.
06:10My son must kill your champion.
06:11Then guy is your friend.
06:12So what will I do?
06:13What will I do?
06:14You're a kid.
06:16Chris!
06:21What are you doing?
06:22What are you talking about?
06:24What's that?
06:25Just keep quiet, Chris.
06:27I'll give you a ring.
06:28I'll give you a ring.
06:33Fatep!
06:36Fatep!
06:39Fatep!
06:40Don't give me a ring.
06:42Why don't you give me a ring?
06:44Please.
06:45Don't give me a ring.
06:46Why did I give you a ring?
06:47I just turned off the ring of the finger.
06:48I didn't want to play you.
06:50I thought I have continued it.
06:52I can't be ending it.
06:54Sorry about that's what I wanted.
06:56You're the same thing.
06:58Why don't you give me a ring?
07:00Potep!
07:02Fatep, don't give me a ring.
07:03Please.
07:05Don't give me a ring.
07:07Don't give me a ring!
07:09Don't you give the ring.
07:10Cudi stop!
07:11Stop قال!
07:12Meetings are alright!
07:13Girl my girl.
07:13Can't catch me once you get here.
07:15Do you think I can't hear you?
07:16Okay I think you have been the first time
07:18that my mother and my daughter
07:19came back to her
07:20and I told you that
07:21that I wouldn't win it all like you.
07:23No!
07:24Okay I think I'll get the wrong place
07:26and just get the wrong thing.
07:28I think you'll listen to the girl
07:30and talk to your hands
07:30and then you'll get up.
07:31Don't it come up Pooja.
07:32I'll go get up.
07:33Shut up!
07:35Okay I think I'll get up
07:36that I'll get the job
07:38and we'll get up too.
07:39Stop!
07:40No!
07:41Oh, Jay, Jay, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, then?
07:44Then, then, then, you mean?
07:45No!
07:46I mean, I mean, again, then, Pooja?
07:48No!
07:53Don't you mean, man?
07:55Okay, I mean, 10.
07:57I mean, first, you say that you forgive me, then you love me.
08:01What?
08:02Love you?
08:03So, you don't love me?
08:04No, I don't.
08:05Oh, come on, ladies and gentlemen.
08:07We both love you!
08:08I mean, you just love me.
08:09I mean, you don't love me.
08:10I just love you.
08:11Oh, no.
08:12I can never do anything you love.
08:14Can you see, please?
08:16I don't know Maroon.
08:17Maroon?
08:18What?
08:21You're a crazy guy!
08:22You gotta take your money.
08:23Oh, my God, my God.
08:24Okay.
08:25I mean, you're the only one last time,
08:26talking about your feelings,
08:27asking special permission,
08:28without the passport.
08:29You're not going to be a good one.
08:30You're going to be a good one.
08:31You're not going to be a good one.
08:32Right?
08:33This one doesn't mean Donald.
08:34You are very foolish.
08:36How did you hear the whole thing?
08:36We did get to Punjab.
08:38But what?
08:39One thing that you had to do really quickly,
08:40I couldn't understand that you could be heard.
08:42You came in and me,
08:43and you turned Christian's note to be sent.
08:45If you would like to come to that Christian's note, then...
08:47I would like to come to that Christian's note.
08:49That you could also like him to come and say,
08:51you guys have to give it up if the people don't like a time.
08:53If I can't stay, I'm still being close to that.
08:54I'm the exploit you.
08:55You're not the owner of you.
08:56Go home and try it in, Chris.
08:58Don't you talk to me?
08:58Just give me alone in a minute.
08:59Until I'm going to go!
09:00Oh!
09:01Oh my god, I'm going to listen to this song,
09:03so I'm going to go to Punjab.
09:05Vicky, Vicky landed in 2 minutes,
09:07and they flew away from 2 minutes.
09:09Let's go.
09:11Give me my number, Ji.
09:17How many times I was asleep?
09:21What?
09:29Stop it.
09:31I love you.
09:33Shpatne.
09:35Punjab Pursna sorry feel.
09:37It's okay, Shpatne.
09:41Punjab Pursna
09:43feeling a little love.
09:45You know who...
09:47Cholmol.
09:49It's okay, Shpatne.
09:51It's okay?
09:53Then you also say, Manu, I love you.
09:55I love you.
09:57I love you.
09:59I love you.
10:01I love you.
10:03What?
10:05You love me.
10:07I love you.
10:09I love you.
10:11I love you.
10:13I love you.
10:15Please.
10:17Shpatne.
10:19H. Kulina.
10:21I love you.
10:23Shpatne.
10:25Shpatne.
10:27Shpatne.
10:29Shpatne.
10:31I love you.
10:33I can't kill you.
10:35I can't kill you.
10:37I do miss you.
10:39I miss you too, Daddy G.
10:41I love you.
10:43I love you.
10:45ti-si-si-saap.
10:53j-si-saap.
10:54tho-dee drami dhu badhaa khir mani gae
10:57mande ke daana after all on a the missis day on a nal su lai yee sh ar toes te kieti
11:02kei shipata weds shipata an day kaare cha poai janaa maspheer ki si
11:06panjab pulis te vancouver polis da gaj waj ke vya kiita giy organized
11:11oh
11:14I am a
11:15I am a
11:17I
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11:41he no de b eadhi te pao lahki
11:43p ar shampi de a kuda kiyo
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12:11ને ન્લགલે ને નેનંલોને ને નલ્લે
12:41Stop! Stop!
12:44What's your fault, Inspector?
12:46Well, you're good.
12:47If you're in a helmet without a helmet,
12:48it'll be $15,000.
12:49Oh, yeah?
12:50I don't like you.
12:52I don't like you.
12:53Oh, you're the one who's in the head of the head of the head.
12:55Yeah, you're the one who's in the head of the head of the head of the head,
12:57My face beauty will collapse.
12:59Oh, what's your head of the head?
13:01Lahore's name is the one who killed me.
13:05What's your head of the head of the head?
13:07You're the one that's good.
13:09You're the one who's wrong with the head of the head.
13:11What?
13:18Let's see, Juliet can't read it first.
13:19Juliet was right, it was wrong.
13:22It was T-W-O-T-O.
13:23That was T-W-O-T-O.
13:25Come on, come on.
13:41Let's see, Juliet can't read it first.
14:01An now, and I have to buy money right away,
14:08We cannot buy money right away,
14:13This is a gold medal,
14:20It is gold medal,
14:23It is gold medal,
14:28Very bookies
14:39The property in the house is your question
14:46The property in the house is your question
14:53The property in the house is your question
14:54P glitchy and sound effect
14:58P glitchy and sound effect
15:00This transaction's cord is handed
15:23So from A.S.I.C. Rana from Ludhiana, Sonali from Mahali, Jaliyale the Kala to DK the T2,
15:28Gaana from Jat and Juliet 2.
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