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An awkward, unemployed man who can talk to the dead teams up with a rebellious bartender to find the vengeful ghost that | dG1fZ014TmJKVFJlbHM
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00:00I came here because I need a job.
00:11So if you could just type my info into your computer,
00:13something in upper management would be great.
00:14I'm literally on the verge of having to move back in with my parents,
00:17and I don't want to do that.
00:18I got nothing for you.
00:20Moving back in with your parents right now doesn't sound like such a bad idea.
00:24I don't know how to say this without sounding terrible,
00:25but you're the worst guidance counselor ever.
00:28Lose a scarf.
00:31Freak.
00:33Your father and I were wondering if we could buy you a couple new outfits for your stay.
00:37We recognize your more European approach to fashion.
00:41Well, Dad, I'm good.
00:43Are you okay?
00:45You seem flustered.
00:48Next time you interrupt your mother sucking my dick, there's going to be hell to pay.
00:51It's nothing 15 or 20 drinks won't fix.
00:55I used to take the bus to school with this kid.
00:57He used to be fatter than shit.
00:59Lay off him, Pope.
01:00You don't remember me, do you?
01:02Becca Thompson, Raymond, I'm going to have to ask you to stop staring at my tits.
01:08Still believe in all that paranormal stuff?
01:10I've experienced it firsthand.
01:11I used to see ghosts regularly, and then just suddenly it stopped.
01:17Sounds like you have an amazing gift.
01:19Why don't you pursue a career in the paranormal?
01:20I only came here to warn you.
01:24There is an evil spirit lurking on your property.
01:27Good luck.
01:31This has got me out of a lot of hairy situations.
01:34How are you supposed to communicate with the dead?
01:35You have to follow specific rules.
01:40You fucking kidding me?
01:41Shh, keep your voice down.
01:42You're going to wake up my dad.
01:43I look like a Klan member.
01:55Check this out.
01:56Your father gave the skeleton to me.
02:07That makes it a donation.
02:08But it doesn't belong to you.
02:10There's nothing I can do to help persuade you?
02:13Him.
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