Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 16 Bewitched, Bothered And Bewildered
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00:00I don't know.
00:02Does she know what one of these is?
00:05Okay, big yucks.
00:07When are you guys gonna stop making fun of me for dating Cordelia?
00:10I'm sorry, but never.
00:13I just think you could find somebody more...
00:16better.
00:19Parallel universe, maybe.
00:21Here, the only other person I'm interested in is, um...
00:25unavailable.
00:27Besides, Cordelia and I are really getting along.
00:29We're not fighting as much, and yesterday we just sat together,
00:32not even speaking.
00:33You know, just, um, enjoying comfortable silence.
00:40Man, that was dull.
00:42I'm glad that you guys are getting along.
00:45Almost really.
00:46And don't stress over the gift.
00:49Well, this is new territory for me.
00:51I mean, my Valentines are usually met with heartfelt restraining orders.
00:55She'll love it.
00:56I wish dating was like slang, you know?
00:59No simple, direct, steak to the heart.
01:01No must, no fuss.
01:02Let's go.
01:32Let's go.
01:42Sorry to say, Zand.
01:45Slaying is a tad more perilous than dating.
01:48Well, you're obviously not dating Cordelia.
03:14Wake up.
03:16Hey, wake up.
03:17Excuse me.
03:22Where's the fire sale?
03:24Oh, sorry.
03:26Didn't see you.
03:27Well, why didn't you call me back last night?
03:29We need to talk about our outfits for the dance.
03:31I'm going to wear a red and black, so you need to switch.
03:34Red and black?
03:35Is that what Zander likes?
03:36Zander, what does he have to do with this?
03:41Well, a girl wants to look good for her geek.
03:46Zander's just...
03:47When are you two going to start wearing cute little matching outfits?
03:50Because I'm planning to vomit.
03:52Let's go.
03:53Paper's on my desk.
04:01Anybody tries to leave without giving me a paper is looking at a failing grade.
04:05This time I'm ready for you.
04:09No F for Zander today.
04:10No, this baby's my ticket to a sweet D minus.
04:16Hey, Amy.
04:17Hey.
04:17You guys going to the Valentine's Day dance with the bronze?
04:21I think it's going to be a lot of fun.
04:22Go ahead.
04:23You know you want to say it.
04:25My boyfriend's in the band.
04:27Cool.
04:29I think you've now told everybody.
04:31Only in this hemisphere.
04:33What about you?
04:35Oh, Valentine's Day is just a cheap gimmick.
04:38Sell cards and chocolate.
04:41Bad breakup, huh?
04:44Believe me when I say uh-huh.
05:01Thank you, Amy.
05:10I just hate to think of you solo on Valentine's Day.
05:15I'll be fine.
05:16Mom and I are going to have a pig out and bid fest.
05:19It's a time-honored tradition among the loveless.
05:22Did you guys see that?
05:23See what?
05:24In class.
05:25I think Amy just worked some magic on Miss Beekman.
05:28You mean like witchcraft?
05:29You know her mom's a witch.
05:31And an amateur psycho.
05:33Amy's the last person that should be messing with that stuff.
05:36Maybe I should go talk to her.
05:37Muffy.
05:38Muffy.
05:38How do I have a word?
05:41Half a sentence, even.
05:44Oh, good.
05:45Back it up before you leave.
05:54Rupert?
05:56What's coming?
05:57I'm glad we ran into each other, actually.
06:03I was hoping that we could, uh...
06:06Do you have a minute?
06:09Um...
06:11Actually, not just now.
06:13I have a matter to discuss with Buffy.
06:19Right.
06:20Let's go.
06:21Are you okay?
06:49Except me.
06:49I'll be fine.
06:53Um...
06:54I was more concerned about you, actually.
06:57Since Angel, um...
06:59Uh...
07:00Turned.
07:02I've, um...
07:04Been reading up on his earlier activities.
07:07You know, feeding patterns and the like.
07:11And?
07:14Around Valentine's Day.
07:16He's rather prone to, uh...
07:18Well, um...
07:20Brutal displays.
07:22Uh...
07:22He would think of it as affection, I suppose.
07:26Like what?
07:28No, no, uh...
07:28No need to go into details.
07:32That bad?
07:33Suffice it to say, I think it would be best if you stayed off the streets for a few nights.
07:39Uh, I'll, um...
07:43I'll patrol, keep an eye on things.
07:50Better safe than sorry.
07:55It's a little late for both.
07:57Fancy it, Pat.
08:10Oh...
08:11It's beautiful.
08:14Hmm.
08:14Nothing but the best for my group.
08:24Happy Valentine's Day, Drew.
08:28Wow.
08:31Angel.
08:34It's still warm.
08:35I knew you'd like it.
08:39I found it in a quaint little shop girl.
08:52Cute.
08:56Here.
08:57I'll get it.
09:06Done.
09:09I know Drew gives you pity access.
09:12But you have to admit it's so much easier when I do things for her.
09:16You would do well to worry less about Drew.
09:20And more about that Slayer you've been tramping around with.
09:24Dear Buffy.
09:27I'm still trying to decide the best way to send my regards.
09:32Why don't you rip her lungs out?
09:34You might make an impression.
09:37Wax poetry.
09:40Doesn't have to.
09:42What rhymes with lungs?
09:47Don't worry, Spike.
09:51Angel always knows.
09:54What speaks to a girl's heart.
09:58Feelin' I've been lost for years.
10:28You can never understand me
10:33That you sing those tears
10:36But you never get to sleep
10:41I'm not away
10:44I love you, I'm not a dream
10:48I've got this cool hair today
10:51I think I'm a groupie
10:58Yeah, I know you
11:02Oh, hey
11:04Get out of here
11:10Here
11:28Mom?
11:46Mom?
11:46Mom?
11:51Mom?
12:06Buffy, it's me
12:07Yeah
12:08You just startled me a little
12:10I was just checking the back door
12:12Somebody, um, left these for you
12:15Right, I can't sleep
12:38Right, I can't sleep
12:46Right, I can't sleep
12:55Hey
13:03Your clothes
13:04You look so good
13:06I let Buffy dress me
13:09Well, not physically
13:12Perfect
13:14Had to make this harder, didn't you?
13:17Okay, clearly the fact that I please you visually has got us off on the wrong foot here
13:22Xander
13:22Let me finish
13:23I've been thinking a lot about us lately
13:27The why and the wherefore
13:30You know
13:32Once, twice, a kissy here, a kissy there
13:37And you can chalk it all up to hormones
13:40And maybe that's all we have here
13:43Tawdry
13:44Teen lust
13:46But maybe not
13:48Maybe something in you sees something special inside me
13:53And vice versa
13:55I mean, I think I do see something
13:59So
14:01Xander
14:05Thank you
14:10It's beautiful
14:13I want to break up
14:19Okay, not quite the reaction I was looking for
14:26I know
14:27I'm sorry
14:29It's just
14:30Who are we kidding?
14:33Even if parts of us do see specialness
14:36We don't fit
14:39Yeah
14:41Okay
14:43Do you know what's a good day to break up with somebody?
14:48Any day besides Valentine's Day
14:51I mean, what?
14:53Were you running low on dramatic irony?
14:56I know
14:56I didn't mean to do it this way, Ed
14:59Well, you did
15:11Dude
15:18Way to get dumped
15:20Ooh, fucking my bud
15:31You would not believe the time
15:31Can't talk right now
15:32Angel
15:33Do you need help?
15:36It's alright
15:36Gee, Xander
15:50Maybe you should learn a second language
15:53So that even more girls can reject you
15:55What are you doing?
16:18Amy
16:19Good to see you
16:21You're a witch
16:23No, I'm not
16:26That
16:27That was my mom
16:28Remember?
16:29Yeah
16:29I'm thinking it runs in the family
16:31I saw you working that mojo on Miss Beekman
16:34Maybe I should go tell somebody about it
16:36But it's not even
16:37That is so mean
16:38Blackmail is such an ugly word
16:42I didn't say blackmail
16:43Yeah
16:44But I'm about to blackmail you
16:46So I thought I'd bring it up
16:47What do you want?
16:49What do I want?
16:55I want some respect around here
16:57I want for once
16:59To come out ahead
17:00I want the hell mouth
17:02To be working for me
17:04You and me, Amy
17:06We're gonna cast a little spell
17:13A love spell?
17:23Yeah
17:23You know, just the basic
17:25Can't eat, can't sleep
17:27Can't breathe anything
17:28But little old moi
17:30Well, that kind of thing is the hardest
17:31I mean
17:32To make someone love you for all eternity?
17:36Whoa
17:36Whoa
17:37Back up
17:38Who said anything about eternity?
17:40A man can only talk self-tanning lotion
17:43For so long
17:43Before his head explodes
17:45Well, then I don't get it
17:46If you don't want to be with her forever
17:48Then what's the point?
17:50The point is
17:50I want her to want me
17:52Desperately
17:52So I can break up with her
17:54And subject her to the same hell
17:56She's been putting me through
17:57Oh
17:59I don't know, Xander
18:01Intent has to be pure with love spells
18:06Right
18:07I intend revenge
18:08Pure as a driven snub
18:10Now
18:10Are you gonna play
18:13Or do we need to have another chat
18:14About invisible homework?
18:19I'll need something of hers
18:21A personal object
18:24Right
18:26Soon what, Giles?
18:38You never held out on me
18:39Until the big bad thing in the dark
18:40Became my ex, honey
18:41Where did this come from?
18:43He said it with flowers
18:45But this isn't the time
18:47To start becoming Mr. Protective Guy
18:48I can't just hang around
18:51And I can't prepare
18:52When I don't know what's coming
18:53Of course
18:54Of course
18:54You're right
18:55I did that
18:56It's a dark
18:58Oh, come on
19:10Don't flatter yourself
19:11I'm not gonna make a big scene
19:12I just want the necklace back
19:14What?
19:15I thought it was a gift
19:17No, last night it was a gift
19:19Today it's scrap metal
19:20I figure I can melt it down
19:22And sell it for fillings or something
19:23You're pathetic
19:25Come on
19:26I'm not gonna add to the Cordelia Chase cast-off collection
19:29It's in my luck
19:32I can wait
19:53Here
20:06It's a good thing we broke up
20:09Now I don't have to pretend I like it
20:23Diana
20:26Goddess of love and the hunt
20:31I pray to thee
20:34Let my cries
20:37Find the heart of Xander's beloved
20:40May she neither rest
20:43Nor sleep
20:44Until she submits to his will
20:48Diana
20:50Bring about this love
20:53And bless it
20:54God can't allow
21:23Never
21:24Never
21:24What?
21:30Good morning, ladies
21:32Some kind of weather we've been having, huh?
21:36What do you want?
21:38You can't be sniffing around for more jewelry to melt
21:42Because all you ever gave me was that small mart-looking thing
21:45Is this love?
21:49Because maybe I knew it doesn't look that different
21:51What are you doing?
21:54Are you going like stalker boy on me now?
22:02Sorry, my mistake
22:03Yeah, I should say so
22:05What is his deal?
22:13Here's another
22:13Valentine's Day, yes
22:17Angel
22:18Nails a puppy to the...
22:21Skip it
22:22But...
22:25I don't want to know
22:25I don't have a puppy
22:27Skip it
22:28Right, you're all
22:30I'll get another badge
22:32I have a plan
22:35We'll use me as bait
22:38You mean make Angel come after you?
22:41No, I mean chop me into little pieces
22:43And stick me on hooks for fish to nibble at
22:45Because it would be more fun than my life
22:47Yeah
22:50I heard about you and Cordy
22:53And that's her loss
22:55Yeah
22:55Not really the popular theory
22:58You know what I'd like?
23:04Why don't you and I do something together tonight?
23:07Just the two of us
23:08Really?
23:12Yeah
23:12We can comfort each other
23:15Well, would lap dancing enter into that scenario at all?
23:18Because I find that very comforting
23:20Play your cards, right?
23:29Okay, uh
23:30You do know that I'm Xander, right?
23:34I don't know
23:35I just
23:35Heard that you and Cordy broke up
23:39And
23:39I guess I was just surprised how glad I was
23:44It's funny
23:48How you can see someone every day
23:51But
23:52Not really see them
23:54You know?
23:58Yeah, it's funny
23:59And it's just getting funnier
24:02Xander
24:10Can I talk to you for a minute?
24:19Yeah, okay
24:20Xander
24:27Yeah
24:28I don't think the spell works out right
24:30Oh, yeah
24:31It bombed
24:32No biggie
24:32Well, we can always try again
24:34I am still pretty new at this
24:37Oh, no, no, no
24:38It's okay
24:39You know what?
24:40It was wrong to me
24:40With the forces of darkness
24:42And I see that now
24:43I think we've all grown
24:45I gotta go
24:45Well, we don't have to cast any spells
24:48We can just
24:49Hang out
24:51Sure
24:52What?
24:56Well, I liked spending time with you
24:58You're so sweet
25:00You know, it's funny how you can
25:03You can see a person every day and
25:05Not really see them
25:08Exactly
25:10So, anyway, I thought it might be fun
25:15Hi, Xander
25:16What?
25:17You're in Mr. Barris history class, right?
25:20Yeah
25:20I thought maybe we could study together tonight
25:23Do you mind?
25:25We were talking
25:26I really gotta go
25:28Right now
25:50Sorry
25:52I wanted to surprise you
25:55Good job
25:57High marks
25:59Don't be so jumpy
26:01I've been in your bed before
26:04Yeah, but, Will
26:05We were both in footie pajamas
26:07Sand
26:09I've been thinking
26:11Will, I think I know what you've been thinking
26:13But this is all my fault
26:15I cast a spell
26:17And it sort of backfired
26:18How long have we been friends?
26:20A long, long time
26:22Too long to do anything that might change that now
26:26But friendships change all the time
26:29People grow apart
26:32They grow closer
26:34This is good
26:35How close we are now
26:37I feel very comfortable
26:39With this amount of closeness
26:40In fact, I can even back up a few paces
26:42And still be happy
26:44See?
26:49I want you, Xander
26:51To be my first
26:54Baseman
26:55Please tell me we're talking baseball
26:57You both know it's right
27:03It's not that I don't find you sexy
27:06Is it Oz?
27:09Don't worry about him
27:11He's sweet, but
27:13He's not you
27:15Yes, he is
27:16And you should go to him
27:18Because he's me
27:19I don't want to use force
27:26Force is okay
27:29That's it
27:31This has got to stop
27:33It's time for me to act like a man
27:36And hide
27:38Very funny
27:52What did I do now?
27:53Wear red and purple together?
27:54You know what you did
27:56Xander is wounded because of you
27:59Are you tripping?
28:03I thought you wanted me to break up with him
28:05Only a sick pup would let Xander get away
28:07No matter what her friend said
28:10Come on
28:12What does it take to make you people happy?
28:15Got the love, got the love
28:28He ain't
28:31Got the love, got the love
28:36Got the love, got the love
28:39Got the love, got the love
28:47Now, babe, you've been gone such a long time
28:52Been thinking about what it is we got
28:57Not all the time in the world
29:04But we got a lot
29:09Now, there is much more than a ghost of a chance
29:16We can make it right this time
29:24Cause you've got to stay mad
29:29And I got the love
29:33Got the love, got the love
29:36Sander
29:41What is it?
29:46It's me
29:47Throwing myself at your mercy
29:50What? Why?
29:52I made a mess, Giles
29:53See, I found out that Amy's into witchcraft
29:56And I was hurt, I guess
29:58So I made her put the love whammy on Cordy
30:01But it backfired
30:02And now every woman in Sunnydale wants to make me her cuddle monkey
30:05Which may sound swell on paper, but
30:07Rupert, we need to talk
30:09Hey, Xander
30:10Nice shirt
30:12Look, Rupert, I know that you're angry at me
30:16And I don't blame you
30:17But I am not just going to go away
30:20I mean, I care far too much about you two
30:24Have you been working out?
30:27Hmm
30:28I cannot believe that you are fool enough to do something like this
30:38Oh, no, I'm twice the fool it takes to do something like this
30:41Has, um
30:44Has Amy
30:46Tried to reverse the spells?
30:49I get around Amy and all she wants to do is talk honeymoon plans
30:52Rupert, maybe I need to talk to Xander a lot
30:54I don't have any idea how serious this is
30:57People under a love spells and are deadly
31:01They lose all capacity for a reason
31:04And if what you say is true
31:07And the entire female population is affected
31:10Don't leave the library
31:14I'll find Amy and see if we can put a stop to this thing
31:18No
31:29Don't leave the library
31:59Oh, I'm going to give you more than that
32:03Love
32:04For the love of God
32:07Don't open that raincoat
32:09Come on
32:11It's a party
32:12Aren't you going to open your present?
32:17It's not that I don't want to
32:19Sometimes a remote, impossible possibility that you might like me
32:22Was all that sustained me
32:24But not now
32:26Not like this
32:27This isn't real to you
32:30You're only here because of a spell
32:33I mean, if I thought you had one clue what it would mean to me
32:37But you don't
32:41So I can't
32:46So you're saying this is all a game
32:50A game
32:52I... no
32:54You make me feel this way and then you reject me?
32:59What am I, a toy?
33:00Lovey, please calm down
33:02I'll calm down when you explain yourself
33:05Get away from him
33:06He's mine
33:09Oh, I don't think so
33:14Xander, tell her
33:17What?
33:19I, uh...
33:20He doesn't have to say
33:22I know what his heart wants
33:25Funny
33:25I know what your face wants
33:28What is this?
33:33You're two-timing me?
33:35Not as hecate
33:36Work thy will
33:38Uh-oh
33:39Before thee let the unclean thing crawl
33:43Oh my God
33:51What the fuck just happened?
34:09Buffy
34:10Where is she?
34:18Oh my God
34:20Why is she here?
34:23Can you focus for a minute?
34:25You just turned Buffy into a rat
34:27Buffy can take care of herself
34:30Why don't we go someplace private?
34:34Can you?
34:35I'm not going anywhere until you change your back
34:37You heard him
34:39So why don't you just undo your little magic trick
34:42And get lost
34:43Who made you queen of the world?
34:46Well, you're old enough to be
34:48Well, what can I say?
34:50I guess Xander's just too much man for the pimple squad
34:54God is hecate to you, I pray
35:00With the Xander
35:02Quit with the hecate
35:03Okay, what now?
35:09You don't like my locker combination?
35:11It's just not right
35:12You never loved him
35:15You just used him
35:16You make me sick
35:19Okay, Harmony
35:21If you need to borrow my Midol
35:23Just ask
35:24You two
35:34Sit
35:35Be quiet
35:37We have to catch the Buffy rat
35:41Ooh, there
35:44Ooh, there
35:44Good Buffy
35:56That kind of hurt
36:10Kinda?
36:12What was that for?
36:13I was on the phone all night
36:15Listening to Willow cry about you
36:17Now, I don't know exactly what happened
36:20But I was left with a very strong urge to hit you
36:24I didn't touch her, I swear
36:32Xander
36:32Where's Buffy?
36:35Amy turned her into a rat
36:38Oh
36:40I don't see you
36:47If anything happens to her
36:50Oh, just go home
36:53Lock yourself away
36:55You're going to cause more problems here
36:56Um, Amy, Jenny and I will, uh
37:00Try and break the spell
37:02Oz, if you could aid us in
37:05In finding, um, Buffy
37:09Sure, absolutely
37:11Let's go
37:13You're out of my sight
37:33Buffy
37:34You thought you could do better
37:41Is that it?
37:42No
37:42I will not
37:44That snotty attitude
37:45Right, Ed?
37:46Ah, please
37:48Ah, please
37:49Ah, please
37:51Ah, please
37:53Ah, please
37:55Ah, please
37:57Ah, please
37:59Ah, please
38:01Ah, please
38:02Ah, please
38:03You must have
38:13Botched the ritual
38:15So that
38:16Cordelia's necklace
38:17Actually protected her
38:18From the spell
38:19That one should be
38:21Easily reversible
38:22Where did you learn
38:23Animal transformation?
38:24Why did you send
38:25Xander away?
38:27He needs me
38:28That's a laugh
38:30He loves me
38:31We look into each other's souls
38:34No one can love two people at once
38:36What we have is real
38:38Instead of making me ill, why doesn't one of you try to help me?
38:41You have no idea what I'm going through
38:43I know it's not love
38:45It's obsession
38:47Selfish, banal obsession
38:49As Xander has put himself in very great danger
38:52If you cared at all about him
38:54You'd help me save him
38:55Rather than wittering on about your feelings
38:56Now let's get on with some work
39:00Now, Jenny
39:01Great
39:04I think we
39:07Lost him
39:10I should have known
39:12I'd find you with her
39:13Will
39:14Come on
39:16You don't want to hurt me
39:17Oh, no?
39:19You don't know how hard this is for me
39:22I love you so much
39:24I'd rather see you dead
39:27Than with that bitch
39:28Get out of here
39:30Get out of here
39:33Get out of here
39:34Oh, my God
39:36Get out of here
39:38Get out of here
39:39Get out of here
39:40Get out of here
39:40Get out of here
39:42Get out of here
39:43Get out of here
39:44Get out of here
39:45Get out of here
39:46Get out of here
39:47Get out of here
39:48Get out of here
39:49Get out of here
39:50Get out of here
39:51Get out of here
39:52Get out of here
39:53Get out of here
39:54Get out of here
39:55Get out of here
39:56Get out of here
39:57Get out of here
39:58Get out of here
39:58Okay, now I really think we've lost him.
40:26Damn it, Xander, what's going on?
40:28Who died to meet you, Elvis?
40:30Buffy's house, let's get inside, I'll explain later.
40:38Come on!
40:39See you?
40:42Yeah, hi.
40:45What happened?
40:47Why are you all scratched up?
40:49Where's Buffy?
40:51She's, um, around.
40:55Well, sit down and tell me about it.
40:57Why don't you run upstairs and grab some bandages out of the bathroom?
41:04Let me, uh, get you something to drink.
41:07You in the mood for cold or hot?
41:11I, uh...
41:12I think it's more of a hot night, don't you?
41:16Mm-hmm.
41:19Whatever.
41:20You are so tense.
41:22What are you doing?
41:27Make me yak.
41:29Cordelia, go back upstairs.
41:31This is between us.
41:32Gross.
41:33I think not.
41:34What are you doing?
41:35Oh, God.
41:36Hey, get your hands off me.
41:38Oh, God.
41:39And keep your mom-aged mitts off my boyfriend.
41:45Former.
41:46Why has everyone gone insane?
41:50Insane?
41:51Is it so impossible for you to believe that other women find me attractive?
41:56The only way you could get girls to want you would be witchcraft.
41:59That is such a...
42:02Well, yeah, okay, good point.
42:06Oh, my God.
42:10Honey, let Joycey in.
42:12Honey, let Joycey in.
42:13Upstairs.
42:14Buffy's room.
42:15Sweetheart.
42:25Good.
42:25The mob still hasn't found us.
42:27We should be safer up here.
42:29Mark's in theory.
42:33Danger!
42:33Danger!
42:59Where's Buffy?
43:01Cordelia, get out of here!
43:09Perfect.
43:10I wanted to do something special for Buffy.
43:15Actually, to Buffy.
43:17But this is so much better.
43:25If it's any consolation, I feel very close to you right now.
43:30All right.
43:30Buffy had...
43:35Don't fret, kitten.
43:41The mummy's here.
43:44I don't know what you're up to, Drew, but it doesn't amuse.
43:47If you harm one hair on this boy's head.
43:56You've got to be kidding.
43:59Him?
44:01Just because I finally found a real man.
44:05I guess I really did drive you crazy.
44:10Your face is a poem.
44:16I can read it.
44:20Really?
44:21It doesn't say spare me by any chance.
44:24How do you feel about eternal life?
44:38We couldn't just start with a coffee?
44:42A movie, maybe?
44:43I can't.
44:43I can't.
44:45There it is!
44:47Get out!
44:47He's gone!
44:49Get out!
44:49Oh, my God!
44:54All you have to do is love me.
45:05No!
45:07Get out of the way!
45:08Put on it!
45:09Get off it!
45:10Ah, sorry, Drew.
45:30Guess you're not invited.
45:36It's never going to work for us, Xander.
45:38We have to end it.
45:42Here, Buffy.
46:08All right.
46:10Come on.
46:12You first.
46:14Give me a nail.
46:16If we die in hearing to kick your ass, I mean it.
46:20If we die in hearing to kick your ass, I mean it.
46:25None of this would have happened if you hadn't broken up with me.
46:27But no, you're so desperately popular.
46:30Me?
46:30I'm not the one who embraced a black arse just to get the girls to like me.
46:35Well, congratulations.
46:36It worked.
46:38But it worked fine, except your hide's so thick, not even magic can penetrate it.
46:42You mean this spell was for me?
46:49I'm not the one who explains it.
47:07The goddess of creatures, great and small, I conjure thee to withdraw.
47:22Hecate, I hereby license thee to depart.
47:26Buffy?
47:45Oh my god!
47:48Stay behind me.
47:56Diana, goddess of love, begone. Hear no more thy Siren's song.
48:26What's going on? Where am I?
48:34What's going on? Where am I?
48:39What's going on?
48:41What's going on? Where am I? What's going on?
48:54What's going on?
48:55What's going on?
48:56What's going on?
48:57What's going on?
49:07Hi, Oz.
49:09Hi.
49:12I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here.
49:16But you're not a rat.
49:18So call it an upside.
49:21You think maybe you could get me some clothing?
49:23Yes, I can. Just, uh, don't go anywhere.
49:28Really not miss you.
49:34What?
49:36What did we...
49:38Boy, that was the best scavenger hunt ever.
49:46Scavenger hunt.
49:48Your mom seemed to buy it.
49:49So she says.
49:52I think she's just so wigged at hitting on one of my friends that she's repressing.
49:56She's getting pretty good at that.
49:58I should probably start worrying.
50:01Well, I'm back to being incredibly unpopular.
50:03It's better than everyone trying to ax murder you, right?
50:05Mostly, but, uh, Willow won't even talk to me.
50:13Any particular reason she should?
50:16How much groveling are we talking here?
50:18Oh, a month at least.
50:21Manor, come on. I mean, this is worse for her than anyone.
50:25She loved you before you invoked the great roofie spirit.
50:29The rest of us...
50:31You remember, huh?
50:33Oh, yeah.
50:35I remember coming on to you.
50:38I remember begging you to undress me.
50:41And then a sudden need for cheese.
50:44I also remember that you didn't...
50:47Need cheese?
50:49Undress me.
50:53It meant a lot to me what you said.
50:54Come on, Buffy. I couldn't take advantage of you like that.
50:58Okay, for a minute it was touch and go there.
51:01You came through.
51:03There might just be hope for you yet.
51:06Well, tell that to Cordelia.
51:09You're on your own there.
51:15Cody Weinberg called me at home last night.
51:17Cody Weinberg?
51:19The one with the 360 SL?
51:21The very one.
51:22He said he's thinking of asking me the pledge dance on Thursday.
51:25That's so huge!
51:27Yeah.
51:28There's just two other girls he's gonna ask first.
51:31And if they refuse, then I'll...
51:33Watch it!
51:35Sorry.
51:37God.
51:38You know, I'm glad your mom's not working at the drive-thru long enough to dress you.
51:43Oh, that reminds me.
51:45Did you see Jennifer's backpack?
51:48It is so attractive.
51:50Harmony, shut up.
51:53Do you know what you are, Harmony?
51:55You're a sheep.
51:57I'm not a sheep. You're a sheep.
51:59All you ever do is what everyone else does, just so you can say you did it first.
52:03And here I am, scrambling for your approval when I'm way cooler than you are, because I'm not a sheep.
52:10I do what I want to do, and I wear what I want to wear.
52:14And you know what? I'll date whoever the hell I want to date.
52:17No matter how lame he is.
52:18Oh, God. Oh, God.
52:19It's gonna be okay. Just keep walking.
52:20Oh, God.
52:21Oh, God.
52:22It's gonna be okay. Just keep walking.
52:23Oh, God. What have I done? They're never gonna speak to me again.
52:27I'm sure they are.
52:28If it helps, whenever we're around them, you and I can fight a lot.
52:29You promise?
52:30You can pretty much count on them.
52:31Oh, God.
52:32Oh, God.
52:33Oh, God.
52:34Oh, God.
52:35It's gonna be okay. Just keep walking.
52:36Oh, God. What have I done? They're never gonna speak to me again.
52:38I'm sure they are. If it helps, whenever we're around them, you and I can fight a lot.
52:39You promise?
52:40You can pretty much count on them.
53:01We've been pushing.
53:02You and I haven't done anything else.
53:04You'll never use.
53:06I know.
53:10We will have to wait for it.
53:12Such a good life.
53:25We will rockê°€ì§€ê³ .
53:26Grr. Arrgh.