The Guard's Royal Rebirth
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00:00:00肥子呀!
00:00:01老夫也是为国分忧!
00:00:03你想保苏与其?
00:00:07那你就来比试对联呐!
00:00:11我当是什么?
00:00:13不就是比对联吗?
00:00:15本宫外号,对穿长!
00:00:18对他你八辈子说都不认识!
00:00:20我的太子爷呀!
00:00:24满朝文武!
00:00:26谁不知道你才输学浅!
00:00:28我不认识不要说对对联了!
00:00:31你恐怕连四都认不全吧!
00:00:36彪儿,文才不是你的优势!
00:00:39你先退下吧!
00:00:42早就在东来国听说堂堂大侠国太子!
00:00:47风流成性!
00:00:49没想到还是个吹牛卖嘴的庸才!
00:00:53美人儿,你还是跟我走吧!
00:00:57不认识我!
00:00:58岂不是鲜花刹牛份上!
00:01:00不!
00:01:01太子殿下才不是你们说的那种庸才!
00:01:07若是不让太子殿下比试!
00:01:09与其请愿以四明治!
00:01:16与其虽未入宫,但已是殿下的人了!
00:01:19愿殿下为大侠一血前耻!
00:01:22不枉于妻,一片苦心!
00:01:25既是如此,朕准了!
00:01:27彪儿,你可要三思而厚颜!
00:01:32就你个废物太子!
00:01:34也配合我对对脸!
00:01:36我一提就难死你!
00:01:38听好了!
00:01:40俗话里!
00:01:42花不香鸟不叫!
00:01:44废物太子!
00:01:45可笑可笑!
00:01:46妙!
00:01:47太子殿下!
00:01:50你还是直接认输吧!
00:01:53要是想半天还对不出来!
00:01:57岂不是丢了我大下国的脸吗!
00:02:00谁说我对不出来!
00:02:02听着!
00:02:03本宫的下脸是!
00:02:05棋盘上!
00:02:06车无轮!
00:02:07马无江!
00:02:08流氓使臣!
00:02:09提防!
00:02:10提防!
00:02:14卧槽!
00:02:15这都让这废物对上来了!
00:02:18怎么样!
00:02:20功不功成!
00:02:21太子平日放荡!
00:02:24实则满腹裁血!
00:02:26重来重来!
00:02:27刚才是我大意了!
00:02:29连使臣都这么出尔翻!
00:02:31看来这东来国是个没有信誉的国家!
00:02:35你 你需要得意!
00:02:37刚才瞎猫碰上死耗子!
00:02:39这次可就没那么侥幸了!
00:02:42听好了!
00:02:44山河本一体!
00:02:46地河分南北!
00:02:48贵宾这上联似乎另有生意!
00:02:53东来国在南!
00:02:55大夏在北!
00:02:57不分南北!
00:02:59这分明是要吞变我大夏国呀!
00:03:02大胆东来国使臣!
00:03:04你要带东来国主发动战争吗?
00:03:07新宿战争都行 si 来不出尊!
00:03:14这种战争都行不出尊!
00:03:16可想之 opposing!
00:03:17卸是回东西,取来帮头!
00:03:19以往后再开!
00:03:21这些朋友们的族帮殿的特殿!
00:03:23这种族帮殿!
00:03:25Oh my god, my lord, my lord, I am told you.
00:03:28Let me just go to the top of your head.
00:03:32I'm going to talk a hundred times when I'm right.
00:03:35The top is not a body.
00:03:38The top is a body of the body.
00:03:40The bottom is the body of the body.
00:03:42My head is the body of the body.
00:03:44You are not a body.
00:03:46What are you saying?
00:03:47You are not a body of the body.
00:03:49No matter what you are thinking,
00:03:51you are not a body of the body.
00:03:52You are not a body of the body.
00:03:54I will be told to come back.
00:03:56I will be told to you.
00:03:58Do you think you're able to go back?
00:04:00I have a rest.
00:04:02You're good.
00:04:04I will be told to come back.
00:04:06This can be called on him.
00:04:09I will have to come back.
00:04:14I will fight you.
00:04:16Why?
00:04:18Why?
00:04:20I will be told you.
00:04:22But you see it here
00:04:24This is a country that we have no one can do.
00:04:26And if you're a country that's the country
00:04:28This country is a country that we can do?
00:04:31It's not that you can do it.
00:04:33He is a country of old age.
00:04:35He is a country that you can do it.
00:04:38I am a country of old age.
00:04:40I will see you again.
00:04:42You have a tree, I will grow.
00:04:43I can't say.
00:04:45I am a king.
00:04:46You are going to do it.
00:04:48How are you doing it?
00:04:52Oh
00:04:56I'm sorry
00:04:58I'm sorry
00:05:00I'm sorry
00:05:02I've been told
00:05:04I'm sorry
00:05:06Come on
00:05:08Yes
00:05:10Oh
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00:05:42What do you want to do with him?
00:05:44How do you want to do it with him?
00:05:46I'm afraid of you.
00:05:48Let's go.
00:05:58There's a 500.
00:06:00Let's go.
00:06:09This is the Holy Spirit.
00:06:11What is the Holy Spirit?
00:06:13My kingdom.
00:06:15The Holy Spirit.
00:06:18This is the Holy Spirit.
00:06:20The Holy Spirit.
00:06:22He's the Holy Spirit.
00:06:23This is the Holy Spirit.
00:06:24I feel bad.
00:06:25I'm nuts.
00:06:26Let's go.
00:06:27Let's go.
00:06:28Let's go to the Holy Spirit.
00:06:30You should have fallen over again.
00:06:31You should have fallen over again.
00:06:33I was forced to fall back again.
00:06:35I don't know what you are doing.
00:06:37I need to know who you are going to be willing to go.
00:06:40I don't know what he's going to do.
00:07:10Let's take a look at it.
00:07:17Let's take a look at it.
00:07:28Oh my God.
00:07:30You should have put this one.
00:07:33Let's take a look at it.
00:08:03Oh my god.
00:08:06Let me take a look at it.
00:08:08You won't miss the king of her.
00:08:11Lord God.
00:08:13Lord God bless you.
00:08:20Let me put this in your hands.
00:08:25That's something delicious.
00:08:28Let's take a look at it.
00:08:31I'm ready.
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