Bad to Bed (2024) Episode 2
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02:07所以大眾主要重點是窮
02:09是带回家
02:11就跟 也像是带回家
02:13你今天已經沒有機會被扁帶回去囉
02:19我打算帶我回家
02:25剛剛有人認出我來
02:27跑來跟我合照
02:29他說國本人比較帥
02:31那個人在哪裡
02:33我要去把他手機上邊刪掉
02:35幹嘛啊
02:37那不然
02:39手機拿來
02:41我要跟你自拍講
02:43好
02:45密碼咧
02:51幹嘛啊
02:52要PO給誰看
02:53幹嘛啊
02:54要PO給誰看
02:55只是
02:57要PO文前
02:58要先跟Tina解說
02:59她常說啊
03:01你的IG
03:02不是你的IG
03:03是公司個人的職場
03:04所以
03:05要PO文前
03:06請三次
03:07我們的網紅世界
03:09真的很複雜欸
03:11那就明明就是一張簡單的照片
03:13還要擔心那麼多
03:15只是在我們看來
03:17是一張簡單開心的合照
03:19而是別人會加進太多無聊的想像
03:22我不太想去接受那些
03:24我不太想去接受那些
03:27好啦
03:28雖然我不是網紅
03:29但是大概可以理解
03:31不過這些社群
03:35就是會產生這些互動
03:37對吧
03:38不管是你喜歡
03:40或是不喜歡
03:41他們都會很自私的
03:43把他們全部的感受
03:44全部倒給你
03:45有時候
03:47其實就算好的話
03:49還會給我壓力
03:50因為我壓力
03:52帥哥
03:53我可以跟你合照一張嗎
03:55好啊
03:56我只是想把你的照片
03:58存在我手機裡
03:59可以嗎
04:00可以
04:01Yes
04:02來
04:03一二三
04:08欸不要啦
04:09再一張
04:10超級
04:11我覺得很好看
04:12不要不要不要不要
04:13再一張
04:14一二三
04:17這個好
04:18這可以
04:20好嗎
04:21好吧
04:22好啊
04:26請問一下
04:31嘩
04:32嘩
04:33嘩
04:36嘩
04:37嘩
04:39嘩
04:40嘩
04:41嘩
04:42嘩
04:43嘩
04:45嘩
04:46I love you, I love you
04:48I love you
04:50I love you
04:52I love you
04:54I love you
04:56But in the meantime
04:58Let's get in
05:00Go on
05:02We don't need no one
05:08Hey
05:10Your house is so big
05:12Your mom
05:14My mom
05:16My mom is still married
05:18So I'm going to get married
05:20I'm going to get married
05:24What's your name?
05:26No, it's not your fault
05:28It's just a good one
05:42Let's go to the competition
05:44Look at this photograph
05:46This is about tanks
05:48We're going to win.
05:49We're going to win.
05:50We're going to win.
05:51How are you going to win?
05:52It's dangerous!
05:54Hey!
05:55Are you ready to drink a drink?
06:18Homosexuality at its core is provocative.
06:21Yeah, but that's my problem with it.
06:23Why?
06:24This is what everyone thinks gay people are like.
06:27This is what gay people are like.
06:29Some.
06:30And some are stubborn.
06:37其實我跟主角一樣
06:39我很討厭大家眼中的同志
06:41就跟剛剛講的一樣
06:43臣服
06:44侵犯
06:45這些印象
06:48你是怕大家這樣看待的同志
06:51還是
06:52怕我把你練起來?
06:57兩個我都蠻怕的
06:59那你知道我怕什麼嗎?
07:01不知道
07:02我怕你又叫我再按暫停
07:06總比邊看邊討論
07:09讓你不穿心好吧
07:10那我們可以繼續看了嗎?
07:12好啦
07:13確定啊
07:15確定啦
07:16不要再叫我按暫停了
07:17快點啦
07:19Play
07:20I don't know
07:21謝謝你
07:22謝謝你
07:23謝謝你
07:24謝謝你
07:25謝謝你
07:26謝謝你
07:27謝謝你
07:28謝謝你
07:29謝謝你
07:30謝謝你
07:31我給你分享一個奇葩的經驗
07:33什麼經驗?
07:35有一次
07:36有一次
07:37我也是被你帶回家
07:38結果隔天早上
07:40一直聽到狗在叫
07:42一開始我以為我在做夢
07:45結果一起來
07:46是一個陌生人
07:48牽著兩隻狗盯著我看
07:51你太尷尬了吧
07:54那陌生人是誰?
07:56是帶你回家的人嗎?
07:59當然不是啊
08:01是跟他分手
08:02但是還住在一起的室友
08:04幫他遛狗
08:05回家後
08:06就牽著他的狗
08:08進房間還給他
08:09那你應該有穿衣服吧?
08:12你覺得咧?
08:14當然沒有啊
08:16打完泡碼都直接全裸碎
08:19所以
08:21我看到他室友的時候
08:23真的是嚇死
08:26還好有棉被可以蓋著
08:28這故事好好聽喔
08:30這太有畫面感了吧
08:32不過
08:34是誰分手啊
08:36還跟前天住在一起啊
08:38超奇怪了吧
08:40搞不好
08:44別人有苦衷吧
08:46我才不相信什麼苦衷呢
08:50明明就是分不開
08:52所以還住在一起
08:54八成是騙你的
08:56搞不好
08:59他們是開放式關係
09:00一定是
09:01才騙你說是室友
09:04你的想法太負面了啦
09:07所有的心得
09:09都是經驗法則
09:11才不是什麼負面想法咧
09:13所以
09:15你有遇過有男友
09:17但是騙你是室友的人
09:19我跟你交換一個
09:21也是關於狗的故事好了
09:23好啊
09:25你昨天啊
09:27你一個人兩個久
09:29嗨
09:31自己一個人來
09:33自己一個人來
09:35自己一個人來
09:37嗯
09:39你也是啊
09:41我是一隻狗來
09:43我是狗狗啊
09:45你是狗狗啊
09:47你是
10:01你是
10:02俗狗
10:03還是你俗號叫狗狗
10:05我說這狗狗是冷靜犬吧
10:07那
10:09那半狗樂趣是誰
10:11可以跟主人撒嬌啊
10:13跟男朋友一起撒嬌嗎
10:15跟男朋友一起撒嬌嗎
10:17不一樣吧
10:18跟主人多一點被控制
10:20在命令的感覺
10:22滿足主人給我的指令
10:24只會讓我覺得很愉快
10:27那
10:29他都會叫你做什麼
10:31首先
10:33你要像狗狗一樣先學狗狗叫
10:35然後跟狗狗一樣走路
10:37在床上也都要聽他的
10:39我就是一隻快樂的狗狗啊
10:41所以
10:43把你當狗一樣
10:45你會很開心
10:47不是把我當狗一樣
10:49是我本來就是一隻狗狗啊
10:51你知道嗎
10:53你用主人的感覺
10:55幸福耶
10:57所以你感覺到的是幸福
10:59不是因為調教
11:01可以滿足的願望
11:03所以覺得很愉悅
11:05所以覺得很愉悅
11:07在當寵物的時候
11:08只要好好聽主人的話
11:09他就會好好疼我
11:11客人來家裡的時候
11:13他也會讓客人摸摸我的頭
11:15讓我真的覺得很開心
11:17幸福耶
11:19我其實
11:35很不太懂
11:37他說的幸福感覺是什麼
11:43嗯
11:45其實跟某些情侶相處模式
11:47蠻像的
11:49只是他們扮演的是
11:51主人跟狗
11:53而且搞不好
11:55狗狗跟主人
11:57會比一般情侶
11:59更中生喔
12:05那你多久會跟主人見一次呢
12:07三個主人有男朋友
12:09大概
12:11一個月一次吧
12:13我不懂
12:15有了狗狗之後
12:17還可以交男朋友
12:19所以你養寵物的時候
12:21都不能交男朋友
12:27可是我知道的犬
12:29確
12:31應該會跟主人相好
12:33嗯
12:34我的主人
12:35有讓他男朋友知道我的存在
12:37反正大家都知道
12:39沒有欺騙
12:40這樣不行嗎
12:47牠就這樣
12:49像狗一樣
12:51一直看著我
12:53牠真的很像一隻狗耶
12:55這麼可愛
12:57不過
12:59我在想
13:00你在別人家
13:02被狗廢的時候
13:03那狗
13:05是不是抱著一個
13:07主人被搶走的心情
13:09在生氣啊
13:13所以我是一隻
13:15賠稅的
13:17人心犬嗎
13:21棒
13:23棒啊
13:25啊
13:27來去
13:28去撿
13:29你不去撿
13:31你是狗
13:32去去去
13:33去撿去撿
13:34不要
13:35啊
13:37啊
13:38啊
13:39啊
13:40啊
13:42啊
13:43嗯
13:45啊
13:47啊
13:48啊
13:49啊
13:51啊
13:52How did you play this way to make it so bright?
14:15I don't know if you're interested in it.
14:17If you come back, please tell me before.
14:24You don't worry about it.
14:47Memories haunted me knowing you gave it up instead
14:51You did, was it all just in my head?
14:55I'm worried that it all meant nothing
14:57I'm worried that you don't miss me too
15:00I'm worried that I'll never find someone
15:03To replace you and I've heard you're with someone else
15:08While I'm here by myself
15:10Holding on to what you've left
15:13Was it all in my head?
15:16When you said you loved me
15:18Cause no one can love me better than you did
15:22And I'm sure not overbearing
15:25Did you forget I put you before me
15:28Memories haunted me knowing you gave it up instead
15:32You did, was it all just in my head?
15:37Was it all, was it all in my head?
15:42Hey, you're in my head
15:42You're in my head
15:43You're in my head
15:44Just you're in my head
15:45I'll just say you talked about it
15:47What?
15:48From now on
15:49I'm just your dog
15:50I'm the one that's heard of the dog
15:51I'm always with you
15:53I'm always with you
15:54You're in my head
15:55What?
15:56What do you think about it?
15:57It's going to be what I need
15:58I'm going to send you home
15:59You're in my head
16:00You thought you'd be looking for what?
16:01What?
16:02What?
16:03Are you in your head
16:04I'm in my head
16:05No, no, no, no, no, no!
16:07I'm so sorry.
16:09I'm so sorry.
16:31What are you doing?
16:33I'm so sorry, Gaga ULALA
16:35The most popular LGBTQ pop and BL platform
16:41There is no more stuff you can watch
16:45It's not just on the screen and on the camera
16:50Because you can watch the TV show
16:54That's how I can see the view
16:57Thank you
17:01We're going to watch what's going on
17:05This is
17:35正義
17:37怎麼樣
17:41怎麼聽起來
17:43有點陰啊
17:45我覺得還不錯耶
17:47你看這部好不好
17:49好啊 可以啊
18:05最後一刻
18:07最後一刻
18:09最後一刻
18:11最後一刻
18:12這一刻是要撞到背後的
18:13好
18:14好
18:15你要躲在一起裡面
18:16還是我這樣
18:17好啊
18:18你要再玩熊背後是不是
18:20你再玩熊背後
18:22沒有 再玩熊背後
18:26馬豆TV
18:29蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬
18:35I am not sure how to do it.
18:37You are not sure how to do it.
18:39Oh, it's so nice.
18:44I got it.
18:45If you haven't read it, I'll never read it.
18:47I'm so good to read it.
18:51I got it.
18:53I'm so bad.
18:59I just think I'm going to have a look at my phone.
19:05Alright, today
19:07Let's go
19:08It's a little bit
19:10The sun is still very dark
19:12It's a little bit
19:13It's a little bit
19:15It's too much
19:17We'll see this
19:19The分屍 act
19:21This is how we first started
19:23To show it
19:25So he's still in the face
19:27He's still in the face
19:29He's still in the face
19:31He's still in the face
19:33I'm going to go to the next video.
19:37I'm going to go to the next video.
19:41It's a lot of fun.
19:43Today, we're going to have a lot of fun.
19:47We're going to play a lot of fun.
19:49We're going to play a lot of fun.
19:51Let's go!
19:53Let's go!
19:55Let's go!
19:57Let's go!
20:01Let's go!
20:04This isänn unfortunate.
20:06This is not alright.
20:08This is the moo tree.
20:10This is Pre-naiayan Channel.
20:12Likeeling Gabby10
20:14I don't know!
20:16Are you still there!
20:20Are you still here?
20:22Are you having trouble?
20:26I'm sitting стран.
20:28I'm still laughing?
20:29I'm so scared
20:32I'm so scared
20:33I'm so scared
20:34It's getting worried
20:36I feel like it's getting more nervous
20:39I think it's getting more nervous
20:41I'm getting more nervous
20:43Why are you so nervous?
20:45I think...
20:46I just need to open it
20:50Is that a bit better?
20:51If you want to open it
20:53Just like a small step
20:55You don't have to do that
20:57Yeah, just like that
20:58Do you know if it's better?
21:00Then we'll make it a little.
21:02If you want to make it a little, it'll be better.
21:05We'll make it a little better.
21:07It's better to make it a little.
21:10That's so cool.
21:12I'll show you how it looks.
21:14That's so cool.
21:18Let's see how many people are.
21:28You think I'll show you how it looks?
21:30Do you see it?
21:32I'll show you how it looks.
21:34We're in Taiwan.
21:37Yes.
21:39I'm going to be here to take a look.
21:41I'm going to be here.
21:43I'm going to be here to take a look.
21:45I'm here to take a look.
21:47And then I'll wear this coat.
21:49And I'm not wearing this coat.
21:51And I'm not going to wear this coat.
21:53I'm going to use it.
21:54Why do you wear this coat?
21:57Have you been through this?
21:58We've been through 3 or 4 years.
22:00We're going to play a lot and play a lot.
22:03Why do you have a cute little girl?
22:07Why do you have a cute little girl?
22:09It's a month or so.
22:20Let's take a look at him.
22:22you know, you're still shooting
22:24Oh, you're in a photo shoot
22:26Oh, you're in a photo shoot
22:28You're in a photo shoot
22:30What's the photo shoot?
22:33Oh, this is a photo shoot
22:36It's not a photo shoot
22:38It's not a photo shoot
22:40Oh no, it's a photo shoot
22:42I'm gonna use a photo shoot
22:44You don't even have a photo shoot
22:46You can't even do it
22:48You just feel like it
22:50and I thought it was a great place to go to the place
22:52and I said, I'm going to go to the place
22:55I'm going to do it again
22:56I'm going to go to the place
22:57I'm going to go to the place
22:59I'm going to go to the place
23:03What is it?
23:04What?
23:05You're trying to...
23:06You're trying to make me write this out
23:07You're trying to write that part
23:09I'm going to write it through 3 seconds
23:10I'm just a steel machine
23:11You're trying to get it
23:20買到的
23:22買到的
23:24買到的
23:26買到的
23:28買到的
23:30買到的
23:32貪吃而已
23:34貪吃而已不是美食主
23:36看不見
23:38我要去吃我快喝完了
23:40那就先吃就好
23:42可樂
23:44加在補償
23:46就是
23:48酒保
23:50酒保
23:52酒保現在在上班
23:54對酒保已經在上班
23:56哇你們看到陳玉茶了酒耶
23:58你要幫我自己來一個
24:00好啊
24:02不行要叫他去啦
24:10跟男朋友可以撒嬌吧
24:12不一樣啊
24:14The dog is not even good.
24:16We are going to be able to support him with his future.
24:19He's got a bit more different than he says.
24:21He's like, they are not talking about him.
24:23He's like he's not talking about him.
24:26He likes to be a man.
24:28He likes to be an artist.
24:30He's got a mong.
24:32He's got a mong!
24:34He's got a mong.
24:36He's got a mong.
24:38He's got a mong.
24:44Let's take a look at that
24:46Let's take a look at that
24:56Oh
24:58I haven't seen it yet
25:00I haven't seen it yet
25:02It's beautiful
25:04I've seen it
25:06I've seen it
25:08I've seen it
25:10I can see it
25:12We've seen it
25:18I've seen it
25:19I've seen it
25:22I can't do it
25:24Yeah
25:26We want to do it
25:28I can't do it
25:30I can't get it
25:32I don't know
25:34I can't help
25:36So it's nice
25:38So I don't take it
25:40Yeah, yeah.
25:41So just like Sting看, but he doesn't have to see you.
25:44You should really see him in his eyes.
25:46Because he wants to see you in the middle of the eye.
25:49Cut!
25:52I forgot to stick with one other thing.
25:54Yeah, it was fine.
25:56I saw you were being able to kill me.
25:58No worries.
26:03I was just kidding.
26:05So you can stop being a ghost.
26:07You can stop.
26:08Cut!
26:38アオウンチョ можно acnes
26:48アオウンチョ中金
26:50困了
26:57欸
26:58完全不本的感覺
27:00剛剛他臉是
27:02爬上去
27:04爬上去
27:06欸
27:07I don't know if it's a good point.
27:12I don't know if it's a good point.
27:16And...
27:17Action!
27:29What do you mean?
27:31I'm not sure.
27:32You're not sure.
27:33I'm not sure.
27:33I'm not sure.
27:34You're not sure.
27:35No, I didn't see it.
27:37No, I didn't see it.
27:39It's true.
27:41It's true.
27:57I just know you're in there.
27:59Let's see what's going on.
28:03This is kind of a serious book.
28:09Yeah, he's talking so high.
28:11He's talking about how terrible it is.
28:13He's talking about the no-so-so-so-so,
28:15but he lives in the same place.
28:17Yeah, he's talking about the same type of book.
28:19He's five minutes ago.
28:21He has a little question.
28:25Hi, my name is Kakao LaLa.
28:27What's the most LGBTQ pace and BL
28:32There's no extra stuff you can see
28:35But
28:37It's not just in the computer and computer
28:41It's because now you can see it on the internet
28:44I'm going to download it
28:45That's how I can get you
28:51Cut
29:02Cut
29:06Cut