Sam (Sam Bumatay) builds special gloves for Roda (Eunice Lagusad), which spark a fight between Ayza (Ryza Cenon) and her uncle. Things get even messier when a stranger claims to be Douglas’ (Ogie Alcasid) son.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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00:00One night isang gabi
00:05At pangaracta sa isang tabi
00:08Kaya ay yung laking buwa
00:12Nang aking baby
00:15Di naman ito ng hitla
00:19Kaming lahat ay nagulat
00:22Sa sorrisang si mangulat
00:25Ay robot!
00:27Ay robot pala
00:29Ang aking rabi na ay nagulat
00:33Nguni walang problema
00:36Kaming lahat ay mas masaya
00:40Ay robot!
00:54Ladies and gentlemen, the Little Brothers Band
00:56And the Wacoba Brothers!
01:00Sa isang clinic, si Mr. Minsan nagpatingin
01:04Si Doc ay nalungkot at abos ay napailin
01:08Sarili lang ginausapan kasamang si Mrs. Tungkol sa kanyang lumalalang disease
01:16Wag mong ipaalam kay Mr. ang sakit niya
01:19Alakaan siyang mabuti
01:21Lagi siyang dapat masaya
01:23Lagi mong ipagluto ng pagkain gusto niya
01:27Gabi-gabi rin dapat mo siyang mapaligaya
01:30Kahit saan pagpunta
01:32Dapat kasama ka
01:34Iwasan din bumastos
01:36Nang wala siyang problema
01:38Bakit siya mubulong?
01:40Sa akin mo pa'y malala
01:42Hindi nang malala
01:44Mamatay ka na
01:46Oh!
01:48Oh!
01:49Ito pa'y isa pang gansa joke ah
01:51Okay okay game game game game
01:53Anong kanta ang paborito na mga gansa?
01:57Ano?
01:58Isang libot isang gansa, buong gansa, it bulaga
02:05Eee!
02:06Eee!
02:07Eee!
02:08Eee!
02:09Eee!
02:10Eee!
02:11Eee!
02:12Eee!
02:13Wala!
02:14Huwag hindi kayata natawa sa joke ko ah
02:16Eh kasi tatay, nai-insicure ako eh
02:19Na-insicure ka?
02:20Bakit?
02:21Kasi tatay, hindi na ako tinitignan ng mga boys sa school
02:25Halo?
02:28E tinga tinga tinga tinga muna
02:30Dati ba tinitignan ka ng mga boys?
02:32Oo naman
02:34dumadating pangalang ako, nakatingin na silang lahat
02:37Kapag ano, pag nakatigin naman sinina, natutuwa naman sila
02:41Oo naman, tumatawa nga sila eh
02:43Roda, there are 2 versions of tumatawa
02:45Alin ba sa dalawa yung ganito tumawa?
02:48Oo, yung ganito
02:50Ha! Ha! Ha ha! Ha ha ha!
02:53Femen, narunong ka ng manokso
02:55Kumparative question lang, pasensya na robot lang
02:59It's just so good.
03:00Let's go.
03:01Granted!
03:02Granted, that they're going to play with you or they're going to laugh.
03:07Why didn't you hear that?
03:09Because, Daddy, I've got my muscles.
03:12Huh?
03:13Muscles?
03:14What's that?
03:15In the chat?
03:18Sorry.
03:19What are you saying?
03:21Why?
03:22Because, Daddy, I'm a bigot.
03:25Because I've got a lot of books.
03:28Ayun!
03:29Ayun na yun.
03:30Ayun na yun.
03:31Mayroong gustong ipahihwati.
03:32Mmm.
03:33So, ang solusyon doon sa problema mo, kailangan bumili ako ng bagong bag na mas malaki na may gulong.
03:37Yung ba yun?
03:38Ang galing mo, Tatay. Ibig mo sabihin. Payag ka na.
03:42Napa tayong bagi ko sa kala.
03:45Tatay na mani!
03:47Hayaan mo, Roda. Gagawa tayo ng solusyon.
03:50Mmm. Gagawa ka na naman ng inbensyon na mapeperiso tayo lahat.
03:55Hindi po.
03:56Mmm.
03:57Ayun.
03:58Oye, tolong!
03:59Riding, riding na ako kayo makabasal.
04:00Riding, riding na!
04:01Maraming gusto ko pala sa ano!
04:02Kailangan na!
04:03Pag ikaw ang kalaban ko, inaantok lang ako eh.
04:05Tama na nga.
04:06Hindi na nang pasukul na nito.
04:07Kailangan!
04:08Kailangan!
04:09Let's go!
04:10Are you ready?
04:11Are you ready?
04:12Are you ready?
04:13Let's get it on!
04:16Ikaw, Beloy, hindi mo makahamunin sa toto?
04:19Huwag na baka kalawangin pa ako eh.
04:21Mahirap na.
04:22Baka dumating yung panahon.
04:23Bag-in tayo na.
04:24Eh, mag-holding hands tayo.
04:25Sira-sira kamay ko.
04:26Alam mo, sayang.
04:28Gusto ko pa naman sana isang lalaki.
04:31Yung matikas at saka yung malakas.
04:34Ha, katalo mo?
04:36Kaya ko naman talagang panurin niya si toto eh.
04:39Eh, talagang marami na akong gagawin sa hardware eh.
04:41Tsaka na lang.
04:42Oye, umuwi na tayo na lang.
04:43Saka na lang!
04:44Saka na lang!
04:45Saka na lang!
04:46Ito na ko mo lang.
04:47Uwakahan ko si toto eh.
04:48Relax ka lang muna dyan, ha?
04:49Saupo ka lang muna.
04:50Subukan mo eh!
04:51Subukan!
04:52Subukan!
04:53Pwede ha!
04:54Okay.
04:55Okay.
04:56Pwede ha!
04:57Pwede ha!
04:58Are you ready?
04:59Are you ready?
05:00Let's get it out!
05:01Oh!
05:03Oye!
05:04Oye!
05:05Oye!
05:06Magtagin mo!
05:07Wow!
05:08Oye!
05:09Oye!
05:10Oye!
05:11Oye!
05:12Oye!
05:13Oye!
05:15Oye!
05:17Nanihiya mo ko sa pinakamabahal ko sa buhay!
05:19Uwe!
05:20Wala kang sweldo isang buhay!
05:21Uwe!
05:22Uwe!
05:23I've been looking for a young person to come to the house.
05:27And he said,
05:29I'm the son of his father.
05:31I'm so scared, Douglas.
05:33I'm so scared.
05:35You know, it's just a dream.
05:37You know, there's a statement
05:39that the dream is a truth.
05:43And one thing,
05:45we know that you never have a girlfriend ever.
05:49Hey, Douglas,
05:51for your information,
05:53I've got a lot of chica babes.
05:55Excuse me.
05:57That's it.
05:59Mention one.
06:01What?
06:03You're right.
06:07I'm sorry.
06:09Wait, wait.
06:11This is a hypothetical question.
06:13Hypothetical?
06:15Yes.
06:17Okay.
06:18Eh, kami ba ni Roda'y walang ibang kapatid?
06:21Aha.
06:22Siyempre wala.
06:24Wala.
06:26Roda,
06:27ito na ang solusyon mo sa mabigat mong bag.
06:31Ano to?
06:32Guwantes?
06:34Eh,
06:35akaya ko ba,
06:36igagawa mo ako ng isang malaking bag na may gulong.
06:41Alam mo ba?
06:43Yung power ko,
06:44na nakakabuhat ako na may bibigat na bagay,
06:47ipinasok ko dyan.
06:49Mmm.
06:50Mmm.
06:51It might try nga.
06:55Para ka nang si ano nyan ah?
06:57Michael Jackson.
06:58Oo.
06:59Okay.
07:00Okay.
07:01Tignan nga.
07:02Tignan nga.
07:03Uy!
07:04Uy!
07:05Uy!
07:06Uy!
07:07Uy!
07:08Maganda yan!
07:09Maganda yan!
07:10Maganda yan!
07:11Ah, Roda,
07:12excuse me.
07:13Mahirap mo muna kaya
07:15Uncle Clinton mo to.
07:16Very nice.
07:17Ayaman ako nito.
07:18Tignan, tignan, tignan.
07:19Kay Roda to.
07:20Nandito siya no.
07:21Ay, Isa ha.
07:22Please, ibigay mo lang sa akin yan.
07:23Please, ha.
07:24Ayaman ako nito.
07:25Ayaman ako nito.
07:26Akin na yung tabo.
07:28O, ayan, ayan, ayan.
07:30Nagsimula na ang perwisyo.
07:32O, nagsimula na ang perwisyo.
07:33O, nagsimula na ang perwisyo.
07:44Shoot, pag isa.
07:45Tulungan niyo ang pagdalin.
07:47Tulungan niyo ang pagdalin.
07:48Tulungan niyo ang pagdalin.
07:50Hindi ko patalgal.
07:51Sam!
07:53Mabuti pa, tatay.
07:54Umakyat niyo tayo sa lab
07:56para madisable ko.
07:58Ayan.
07:59Sige.
08:06Yaman ako dun eh.
08:08Ikaw kasi ang gulo-gulo mo eh.
08:10Magandang araw po.
08:12Ah, magandang araw naman.
08:14Sige, pasok.
08:15Anong may tutulong namin sa'yo?
08:17Maliit ko kayo ah.
08:19Oo, maliit nga ako.
08:20Nagsalita ka, Shaquille.
08:21Eh, ano ngayon?
08:22Ano, ano.
08:23Ibig kong sabihin ah.
08:24Pareho ko tayo maliit.
08:25Makakako kayo.
08:26Nawawala akong daddy.
08:27Ah!
08:28Angke!
08:29Nagkato ko yung panaginan mo.
08:30Ah!
08:31Este iha ah.
08:32Baka nagkamali ka lang sa pagpasok ng bahay.
08:33Eh, ano ba ang pangalan ng tatay niya na hinahanap mo?
08:36Douglas po.
08:37Ah!
08:38Douglas!
08:39Si tatay!
08:40Formula.
08:41Ay!
08:42Ay ah!
08:43Ay!
08:44ес Maine!
08:45Ay.
08:46tea ah!
08:47Ay!
08:48Ay!
08:49Ay ay!
08:50Ay!
08:51Ay ay!
08:54Ayaw akong angyumitan.
08:59Ah, ah.
09:00Ako nga ah.
09:01Daddy!
09:02Daddy!
09:03Daddy!
09:04Daddy!
09:05Daddy!
09:06Daddy!
09:07Daddy!
09:08Daddy!
09:09What's that, Dad?
09:19You know, Annie, I don't remember the name of Jossie Santos.
09:25Yes, I'm a class, but...
09:28I think that's what I'm talking about.
09:31I'm telling her,
09:34you don't want to go far away.
09:36Are you missing my mother?
09:40My mother doesn't have to go far away.
09:45I've told you, mommy,
09:47she's, like a beach party,
09:50I've been here.
09:52I'm not sure how to go.
09:53I'm not sure how to go.
09:56That's what I'm sure.
09:57I'm not sure how to go on.
09:59And then,
10:01I'm going to go to party.
10:03You're getting better!
10:04that's her son!
10:05They're you all.
10:07They're you all.
10:09They're saying I'm going to go.
10:11You guys are okay!
10:12You are?
10:13When you're asked for sex,
10:15you guys go out and get married.
10:18And you're enganing so well.
10:19But what did you guys want to get married?
10:23Hey, you guys.
10:25Let's go to school,
10:26go out to school.
10:27Maybe.
10:28Let's go, go, go, go!
10:30Then she's in the way!
10:32Let's go. Let's go.
10:35Hurry up.
10:36Hello, bye-bye, Ty.
10:38Okay, bye-bye.
10:39Okay, let's go.
10:40Let's go.
10:41Let's go.
10:42Okay.
10:43I'm the only one here.
10:44I don't know anything about you.
10:46I don't know anything about you.
10:47I don't know anything about you.
10:48I don't know anything about you.
10:52Did you believe me?
10:56Hey.
10:57Sabi niyo,
10:59iyo buhay ko,
11:00laya kong tinatanong yun.
11:01ng mami ko,
11:02kung sino yung totoong daddy ko.
11:05Pinagtagpata niya sa'kin.
11:06Tapos,
11:07ito,
11:08nakita na kita.
11:11Parang kala ko,
11:12huwag hindi mo saya pala, mam.
11:15Hindi pa rin pala.
11:19Masakit lang pala yung feeling
11:20na may katanggap ng sarili mo.
11:22That's what I'm going to do with you.
11:26I'm not going to do that.
11:28I'm going to do that.
11:30It's important.
11:32I don't know.
11:35Honey, wait a minute.
11:38Hey,
11:41you're here first.
11:43We're going to talk to you.
11:45Thank you, Daddy.
11:52You're a mess.
11:54You're a mess, my best friend.
11:56You're not sure if your child is really a child.
12:00Why do you keep it?
12:02I know, my best friend,
12:04when I was a kid,
12:06I said to him
12:08that he can go
12:10to the hospital.
12:12I'm going to go to the hospital.
12:16I'm going to go to the hospital.
12:18I'm going to go there.
12:20If I was a friend, she took him to see me here.
12:25She was like, I was wrong with her.
12:30I thought I was mistaken by her.
12:36I'm a kid.
12:39What did you say, my kid?
12:41I don't have any money.
12:43I don't have any money.
12:44But you know what?
12:46You're right, you're right. But just be careful.
12:51Huh?
12:52You're right.
12:53You're right, because it's a little bit of a house.
12:56I'm not sure.
13:01Hey! I'm just kidding, huh?
13:04I'm just kidding.
13:06I'm just kidding.
13:11Best friend, I'm the first one.
13:13Because I have to go to the house.
13:17Okay.
13:18Okay.
13:21Hey!
13:22Hey!
13:23Hey!
13:24Hey!
13:25Hey!
13:26This is Walis and Gaspan.
13:28In this house, there's an assignment.
13:30And your assignment is to clean.
13:32Okay?
13:33Here.
13:34President.
13:35Why don't you go first?
13:37I'm tired.
13:38I'm tired.
13:39I'm just kidding.
13:41I'm just kidding.
13:44I'm just kidding.
13:45I can understand that the right style of the house.
13:47Okay.
13:48You're so kidding.
13:50I know that your style is a good one.
13:52You're a good one.
13:53You're a good one.
13:54You're a good one.
13:56I don't know.
13:57Okay.
13:58Okay.
13:59Excuse me.
14:00Excuse me.
14:01I'm not kidding.
14:02Mr. Clinton,
14:03you're a new one for us.
14:05You're still a new one for us.
14:06I can't do anything.
14:08I can't do anything.
14:10I can't do anything.
14:12I can't do anything.
14:14You can't do anything.
14:16I can't do anything.
14:18You can't do anything.
14:20I'm sure you're there.
14:22I'm sure.
14:24Okay, just go.
14:26I'm not the problem.
14:28What's going on?
14:30I'm so sorry.
14:32I'm sorry.
14:34I can't do anything.
14:36I can't do anything.
14:38I can't do anything.
14:40Okay.
14:50Wow!
14:52You're so good!
14:54I'm a gym.
14:56Every time a day.
14:58I can't do anything.
15:00I'm a boat!
15:02I'm a boat!
15:04Sam!
15:06Mabuti na lang natanggal na yung buwantes na yun.
15:08Ang pili talaga nun ano.
15:10Nagdikit lang po yung item.
15:12Kaya nagluloko ang programming.
15:14Alam mo siya, mabuti pa.
15:16Itapon mo na yung buwantes na yun.
15:18At baka magperwisyo pa tayo dito.
15:20Huwag po kayong mag-alala, tatay.
15:22Aayusin ko lang po yun.
15:24At magagamit na ng maayos ni Roda.
15:26Makikurato ka nito ang makikaparwisyo, ha?
15:28Apo.
15:38Paano ba pag-G9 suscate?
15:40Giselle, bang, yung susupotahan niyo siya
15:42sa papasok ng mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga.
15:44Ani?
15:45Ano?
15:46Ano ginagawa niyo?
15:47Saan pa yung little brother band dyan?
15:49Hindi, Dad.
15:50Kasi nagpapatulong ako dahil meron akong ginawa lang ng konti.
15:54Eh, kapala lang, napapatulong lang ako sa kanila.
15:57Tingin nga.
15:58Baka naman kaya akong...
15:59Tugtugin eh.
16:04Ba?
16:05Maganda yan ah.
16:06Maganda ako.
16:07Okay to.
16:08Maganda.
16:09Maganda ba?
16:10Sumusubukan?
16:11Problema?
16:12Wala.
16:13Matay ka, kanta.
16:14Uy!
16:15Uy!
16:16Uy!
16:17Aba!
16:18Tito ang mga naman!
16:19Kompleto pa.
16:20Kompleto pa.
16:21Saakto pa sa height ko ah!
16:22Sura!
16:23Sura!
16:24Sura!
16:25Turo ko muna sa'yo.
16:26Sura!
16:27Sura!
16:28Sura!
16:29Sura!
16:30Sura!
16:34Parang gano'n ah!
16:35Parang gano'n ah!
16:41Parang gano'n!
20:58You're coming to my guest.
21:00Where's your brother?
21:02Captain, we've got a lot of people here.
21:05I'm not a kid.
21:07I'm not a kid.
21:08I'm a kid.
21:09I'm a kid.
21:10I'm a kid.
21:11It's been a long time.
21:13It's hard to use.
21:15Let's go here, please.
21:17Me?
21:18I'm not a kid.
21:20I'm a kid.
21:33Hoy, Anne.
21:34Pagpwede nung unang sahib.
21:36Unahin mo ang paghugas ng pinagkainan.
21:40Opo.
21:41Ibisa mo.
21:47Mamaya na yan, Anne.
21:49Ipedicure mo muna ako.
22:02Anne!
22:03Di ba sinabi ko na sa'yo?
22:05Pinturan mo nung unang bubong.
22:13Ani!
22:14Please!
22:16Ang pagkuskus ng sahib.
22:18Nau na.
22:25Alam mo, Anne.
22:26Ang tamad-tamad mo.
22:27Sabay-sabay na!
22:36Anne!
22:37Nasa na pabulosong gaon na pinagkagawa ko sa'yo?
22:45Hindi mo pa nagkagawa ang pabulosong gaon na pinagkagawa ko sa'yo kung sagayon!
22:50Ikaw'y may iba dito sa bahay at hindi mo makikilala ang mahal na prinsipe!
22:54Ha?
22:54Ha?
22:55Ha?
22:56Ha?
22:57Ha?
22:58Ha?
22:59Ha?
23:00Ha?
23:01Ha?
23:02Ha?
23:03Ha?
23:04Ha?
23:05Ha?
23:06Ha?
23:07Panaghilap lang ba ba?
23:08Ha?
23:09Ha?
23:10Hindi ba pwedeng maghilik na lang?
23:13Habang natutulog, hindi yung sumisiga?
23:16Ha?
23:17Ha?
23:18Ha?
23:19Ha?
23:19Ha?
23:20Ha?
23:21Kasi sa'king pati na Vee, talaga tong si Tatay, ho?
23:24Ha?
23:25Ha?
23:26Ha?
23:26Ha?
23:27Ha?
23:28Ha?
23:29Ha?
23:29Ha?
23:30Ha?
23:31Ha?
23:32Ha?
23:33Ha?
23:38Ha?
23:39Ha?
23:40Malilate na tayo eh.
23:42Sandali lang ate, hindi ko mahanap yung qantis ko eh!
23:46Sa'tin?
23:47Oh, that's what you're talking about.
23:48It's just one fish.
23:51It's just one fish.
23:59Oh, that's it.
24:01Is that what you're saying?
24:03That's what you're saying.
24:04That's what I'm saying.
24:05I'm going to be a discount.
24:07Hey, I'm going to be a discount.
24:09Broda, this is a good one.
24:11I'm going to be a good one.
24:13I'm going to be a good one.
24:15Ah, ah, Isa, pwede ko bang mahiram yan,
24:17kasi pambulito kay ng kanyang guantes.
24:19Aray ko.
24:20Hindi pwede, Mang Beloy, kasi hindi ko kung mabuku atin.
24:23Ah, ano?
24:24Kasi Mang Beloy.
24:25Tutulos sa handa yung kamay, Rod.
24:27Ah, hindi ba nila.
24:29Iramin lang ni Benny.
24:29Oh, Iramin lang naman.
24:30Oh, oh, oh.
24:31Ah, sang ba na bibili ng kanyang guantes?
24:33Ah, sa mall.
24:36Sa mall po.
24:37Sam mall?
24:38Ah, Mang Beloy, pwede bang mauna na kami kasi nilalita kami sa school.
24:41Ah, okay, naman.
24:42Sa'an?
24:43Where are you going to buy?
24:45It's the last ball.
24:47It's the last ball.
24:49Let's do this.
24:51Let's do this.
24:53Let's go.
24:55Let's go.
24:57Let's go.
24:59Let's go.
25:05Pop!
25:07Let's go.
25:09Let's go.
25:13Hey!
25:21Ayza, pwede ko makausap?
25:23Hindi pwede, eh. Busy ako.
25:25Sandali lang naman, eh.
25:31Ayza, alam kong
25:33hindi madaling tanggapin na
25:35mayroong kayong kapatid.
25:39Mayroong kayong kapatid na medyo mahirap masabihin,
25:41pero sabihin ko na,
25:43anak sa labas.
25:49Wala masututuwa lang mas masakit para sa akin, eh.
25:53Hindi ko lamakin na wala akong kinikilala ka, ma.
25:55Lagi nalang ako kinukot siya, eh.
25:57Pinagtatawanan.
25:59Sana nalang
26:03kahit sa isip nyo, kahit hindi ko na maramdaman.
26:07Sana kahit iba yung nanay ko, eh.
26:09Matanggap niyo pa rin ang magkapatid tayo.
26:11Sana kahit iba yung nanay ko, eh.
26:13Matanggap niyo pa rin ang magkapatid tayo.
26:15Matanggap niyo pa rin ang magkapatid tayo.
26:17Matanggap niyo pa rin ang magkapatid tayo, Roda.
26:19Matanggap niyo pa rin ang magkapatid tayo.
26:21Matanggap niyo pa rin ang magkapatid tayo, Roda.
26:23� 매an magkapatid tayo, Roda?
26:45Mamaya na yan.
26:47Takawit na ka.
26:49What's up, Rhoda? I'm Mary Poppins.
26:56Hey, I've got my wadis.
27:01Really?
27:03I don't have the wadis.
27:06Oh dear, I've got my wadis.
27:13Maybe, maybe.
27:15Wow, pamantaba.
27:19May kausap na yung puppet ko.
27:23Hello? Anong pangalan mo?
27:26Ako si Mary Poppins.
27:29Ano namang pangalan mo?
27:31Ako si Mary Poppins.
27:34Uy, ako na nga yan.
27:36Balit ang tatay ko pag may ibang mahawak ng wadis ko.
27:41Suwit nyo naman. Eto na nga.
27:45Kapisa ako dyan.
27:53Ako nalang dyan?
27:54Ay, it's okay. Pagpins ako ulit.
27:57Sinabi na ako nalang dyan.
27:59Kasi baka pag nakita tayo ni tatay dito,
28:03baka sabihin nyo ginagawa ka namin katuloy?
28:10Tani.
28:11Iyan mo si Isa na ang lumawa niyan.
28:14Daddy.
28:15Hi, Dad.
28:16Tapos.
28:22Oh.
28:25Teka muna. Bakit yung mga gamit mo eh nakababa?
28:29Ah, hindi kasi pupunta mo na ako bilis na susundin ko si Mami.
28:32Para naman magkakilala kayo daw at magkita kayo.
28:35O nga naman pala.
28:37Meri pa masahe ka pa.
28:39Baka kulang yung peron.
28:41May peron naman konti.
28:43Eh, dagdagan ko na yan.
28:45Baka kulang yun.
28:46Oh, yan na.
28:47Uy, salamat, Daddy.
28:49Sige.
28:50Sige, sige.
28:51Sige, mas mga kapat mo.
28:52Pag-ingat ka ah.
28:53Ah.
28:57Baka magbigay ang dalang.
28:58Okay lang, saka kaya.
29:00Ah, Isa.
29:01Muna na ako ah.
29:04Okay.
29:05Ah, Isa, okay ka lang ba?
29:22Okay lang po.
29:26Galit ka ba kay Annie?
29:31Medyo naninibago po ako pero nasasanay rin po ako.
29:36Eh, sa akin, galit ka ba?
29:41Ah, alam ko naman po na hindi nyo sinadya yun kaya nangyari.
29:48Hindi mo sinasagot yung tanong ko eh.
29:50Ang tanong ko, magalit ka sa akin.
29:55Hindi po. Gusto yung patunayan ko eh.
29:58Sige, patunayan mo.
30:00Masayihin ko po ang uli.
30:02Ano?
30:03Oo.
30:06Napakasweet talaga naman.
30:08Eh.
30:09Pinakamasarap sa lahat.
30:10Oo.
30:11Itapang katapang.
30:12Masayihin ka na rin.
30:13Hmm.
30:14Sige, yan.
30:15Okay po ba?
30:16Oo, yan.
30:17Sige, yan po.
30:18Yan.
30:19Aray!
30:20Ano yung...
30:21Ano yun?
30:22Atay, kasi may puting buhok po kayo doon.
30:25Tinanggal ko lang.
30:26Ay, walang parutin niyan.
30:27Dadami pa yung puting buhok niyan eh.
30:29Oh, oh.
30:30Masahin lang.
30:31Wala nang bunot-bunot.
30:33Hmm.
30:34Hindi pa yung masahin.
30:35Okay.
30:36Ito, Sam, yung buhok ni tatay na nakuha ko sa ulo niya.
30:42Okay.
30:43At ito naman, buhok ni Annie na nakuha ko sa una na gamit niya.
30:48Okay.
30:49Yan.
30:50Ah, Sam, matagal ba mag-DNA test?
30:53Medyo matagal Ate Isaac kasi ika-crossmatch ko.
30:57Yung RNA nila.
31:00Tapos...
31:01Ah, Sam.
31:03Huwag mo na kayang ipalohan kasi hindi ko rin naman siya mahintindihan.
31:06Sam!
31:08Bakit ganito yung guhantis ko?
31:10Wala nang power.
31:12Tama!
31:18Patingin nga.
31:20Kaya pala'y hindi ito yung guhantis mo.
31:25Nagkapalit kami ni Bokbo?
31:27Ano?
31:28Nagkapalit kayo ni Bokbo?
31:30Eh, Ate, hindi naman sinasadya eh.
31:33Ano hindi?
31:34Alam mo ang feeling ko?
31:36Yan si Bokbo, inutusan niya ni Mang Beloy eh.
31:39Kasi nga di ba kahapon pa pinag-iintirasin yung guhantis mo?
31:42Oo nga.
31:44Kaya naku, Sam, kailangan natin bahuhiin niyang guhantis ngayon.
31:48Dahil baka gamitin lang yung samasamang paraan.
31:55Ang galing mo Bokbo!
31:56Ang galing mo!
31:57Siyempre naman po!
31:58Kanina ko po ba akong magpumanat, ito Beloy?
32:01Eh, hindi sa tatay mong maglalakaw.
32:02Kaya hanggang kayo napakulong pa rin.
32:04Kaya nandito ka pa rin.
32:09Nasa akin na ito mga guhantis na ito!
32:11O sige, inyan!
32:13Tama na, satsat!
32:15Subukin lang natin niya!
32:17Testing nila natin!
32:18Sige, sige, sige!
32:19Sandali! Sandali!
32:20Sandali!
32:21Bago, concentrate mo na ako!
32:22O sige!
32:23Sige!
32:24Sam!
32:25Ayun yung guhantis ko!
32:26Go!
32:31Parang may humugod sa guhantis ko ah!
32:33Tito Beloy, wala!
32:34Ayan nga yung guhantis mo!
32:35Oo!
32:36Oo!
32:37Oo!
32:38Oo!
32:39Okay boys!
32:40We're ready!
32:41Ready?
32:43Ganon talaga yun, Emma.
32:45Kung gusto mo magkatuloyan kayo ni best friend talang araw,
32:48kailangan tangkabi mo.
32:50Na may anak siya sa labas!
32:52Hindi mo kaya!
32:54Hindi!
32:56Hindi mo kaya?
32:57Ha?
32:58Hindi mo kaya?
32:59Ayan!
33:00Sige!
33:01Pagbabatuhin mo yung baay ni Togi!
33:03Oo!
33:04Isa't na lila sa kanila, ang baay ko rin yun ah!
33:05Kung magbabato kayo, dito sa harap,
33:07sa likod ang kwarto ko yun!
33:08Okay!
33:09Noted!
33:10Okay!
33:11Huwala namin yan!
33:13Ira!
33:15Ah!
33:16Katrina, my love!
33:17Nakakita mo ba siya?
33:18Toto!
33:19Ilalaban ako lang siya ng bunong braso!
33:20Yes!
33:21Ayan ah!
33:22Ang laki-laki ni Toto!
33:23Hindi mo nakikita!
33:24Saan dito?
33:25Saan dito?
33:26Kito dito!
33:27Parang prejudger eh!
33:28Datingin na how it happens!
33:29Ah!
33:30Emma, excuse mo!
33:31Saan dito?
33:32Saan dito?
33:33Saan dito?
33:34Saan dito?
33:35Toto!
33:36Ayan ah!
33:37Mabibiktima ka na naman!
33:38Ah!
33:39Ay!
33:40Hindi ako mabibiktima!
33:41Siya mabibiktima!
33:42Atto lang!
33:43Benoy!
33:44Benoy!
33:45Ano bang hanap mo dito ah?
33:46Bunong braso o baling braso?
33:48Ah!
33:49Saan pa!
33:50Saan!
33:51Saan?
33:52Pusta!
33:53Ah!
33:54Ah!
33:55Ah!
33:56Kapalit kayo ng upuan ni Catherine Lamaylangko!
33:59Dahil gusto ko lang makikita niya na hindi lang ako gwapo!
34:02Kundi malakas pa!
34:03Okay!
34:04Okay!
34:05Malakas tama mo talaga!
34:06Ah!
34:07Ah!
34:08Ah!
34:09Are you ready?
34:10Are you ready?
34:11Are you ready?
34:12Let's get it on!
34:17Okay!
34:18Okay!
34:19Okay!
34:20Okay!
34:21Okay!
34:22Baka nakatsamba lang!
34:23Baka nakatsamba lang!
34:29Sampung beses sinubukan ni Benoy talunin si Totoy!
34:33At ni isang beses hindi niya natalo si Totoy!
34:36At sa sampung beses na yon tulog si Totoy!
34:42Talaga si Beli kung ano-ano ginabaw magpa-impress na kayo best friend!
34:45Sinap!
34:46Napahiya tuloy!
34:47Eh kasi naman tatay!
34:49Nakakala niya suot niya ang super guantes ko!
34:54Super guantes mo!
34:56Anak!
34:57Hindi mo yan super guantes!
34:58Akin na nga yan!
34:59Eh tatay!
35:01Pag wala yan!
35:02Hindi ko matatalay yung bag ko!
35:04Alam mo anak ko, bunang problemahin yung bag mo dahil meron na siyang kapalit!
35:10Eh!
35:11Wooo!
35:12Tcharam!
35:13Wooo!
35:14Eh tatay!
35:16Welcome!
35:18Tay!
35:19Hoy!
35:20Tay!
35:21Hindi niyo anak si Ani!
35:23Ha?
35:24Hindi ko anak si Ani!
35:25Kulik!
35:26Ay si, di ba sabi mo sa akin tanggap niyo ng kapatid niyo si Ani?
35:30Kaya huwag niyo na siyang intrigain!
35:31Pwede ba?
35:32Tata!
35:33Hindi naman namin siya iniintrigi!
35:35Kasi,
35:36DNA test namin kayong dalawa ni Ani!
35:39At!
35:40Hindi po magkamatch ang DNA niyo!
35:43Hmm?
35:44Pa nagkakamali naman niya ang DNA testing na yan?
35:46Hindi po 100% accurate po!
35:49Correct!
35:50Ha?
35:51You cannot deny it!
35:52Yes!
35:53Hmm?
35:54Ipapaliwanag kay Ani to!
35:56Hi Daddy!
35:57Hi!
35:58Ma!
35:59At!
36:00May mga pasalubo ko para sa inyo!
36:01Thanks!
36:02Yes!
36:03Para sa ito!
36:04Ay ma'am!
36:05Thank you!
36:06Ay mag thank you kayo!
36:08At saka Daddy!
36:09Meron pa ako isang pasalubong paas!
36:11Eh!
36:12Teka muna!
36:13Sandali lang!
36:14Meron ako gusto sabihin sa'yo eh!
36:15Sandali!
36:16Tika lang!
36:17Mami!
36:18Santo!
36:19Feliz!
36:27Ayan sa si Douglas?
36:28Ah!
36:29Ako si Douglas!
36:30Ano?
36:31Hindi ako si Douglas?
36:33Kuapa yun eh!
36:35AOOCH!
36:37Hindi rin hindi ka si Josie Santos!
36:39Maganda yun eh!
36:42At! At! At! At! At! At!
36:43At! At! At! At! At! At! At! At! At! At!
36:44Ah, ah, ah, ah, ibig nyo sabihin hindi kayo magkakilala?
36:48Hindi.
36:49Hindi ko nga naalala yung mukha niyan saan eh. Lagas-lasay eh.
36:53Paano mo ako makikita ron? Hindi naman ako nag-aaral dun.
36:57So hindi kay schoolmates?
37:00Hindi rin.
37:01Ayun, anong barangay ba to?
37:03Ito, barangay once.
37:06Anak, ang sabi ko, barangay dose.
37:09Hindi once.
37:14So, ay, sorry sa, nakakaya.
37:17Sorry, sorry, sorry sa store mo, sorry sa, ang dogless, pasensya na po ah.
37:21Ay, sige lang, sige lang, sige lang, sige lang, sige lang, sige lang, sige lang, sige lang.
37:39Sige, Ani.
37:40Sige, Josie.
37:43Ikaw naman, Isa.
37:45Sayang lang yung luha mo.
37:47Sana nagpa-testing muna kayo ng DNA, diba?
37:50Eh, ikaw kaya, tatay?
37:52Basta-basta ka nalang tumatanggap ng tao eh, hindi mo pa sinitcheck yung background.
37:58Sige, sige, sige.
38:00Hindi na yan mauulit next time.
38:02Ay, nako, tatay. Wala nang next time.
38:05Tama.
38:06At wala lang masasabi sa amin na kapatid namin siya.
38:10Ganon?
38:11Uy, may kumakatong.
38:12Bang, Douglas.
38:13Uy.
38:14Ani?
38:15Napabalik ka?
38:16Hindi.
38:17Sobrang pagmamadali kasi namin yung nanay kanina sa sobrang pagkapahiya.
38:22Hindi na akong nakapagpangalam sa inyo ng maayos eh.
38:25Ah.
38:26Eh, mabuti na rin bumalik ka kasi hindi ko rin nasabi sa'yo na kahit hindi akong tatay mo,
38:35sigurado ako yung tunay mong daddy.
38:38Matutuwa sa'yo dahil napakabait mo talaga.
38:42Salamat po, daddy.
38:44Hmm.
38:45Pwede pa magbuna akong tawagin, daddy.
38:47Eh, tatay ang tawag sa'kin dito.
38:51Ah, okay.
38:53Bye.
38:54Sa totoo lang, meron pa talaga ako isang dahilan eh kaya ako bumalik dito.
38:59Ano yan?
39:00Kasi medyo rapitin ako sa kantahan natin eh.
39:04Baka pwedeng one last duet kasi, di ba, oras na nanglalabay.
39:08Bye.
39:09Okay ba yun?
39:10May ikata si, si Ate Ani?
39:12Ha?
39:13Eh, wala, wala.
39:15Okay lang, okay.
39:16Walang problema.
39:17Walang problema.
39:18Isang pitik lang yan eh.
39:20Ha?
39:21Ang klase ba?
39:22Di ba dito eh?
39:24Mati.
39:29Salamat na.
39:30Ha?
39:32Ikaw.
39:34Baby.
39:35Matulog na.
39:37Matulog na.
39:38Matulog na.
39:39Matulog na.
39:40Tayo na.
39:41Magpahinga.
39:44Sa iyong pagkailig.
39:45Sa iyong pagkailig.
39:47Ikaw ay managinig.
39:49Sa iyong pagkailig.
39:50Ikaw ay managinig.
39:54Ikaw ay managinig.
39:55Of beautiful balloons.
40:04Flowers in blue blue.
40:09Good night.
40:11Good night.
40:17Malabang talapak dyan.
40:18Ba rlacht."
40:22Bye mejor, sa Macinti.
40:24Bye.
40:25Bye cu pretеты.
40:26Night!
40:27Night!
40:28Night!
40:29Night, Tay!
40:30Night!
40:31Good night, Tay!
40:32Good night, Tay!
40:33Good night!
40:34Good night, Tay!
40:35Good night!
40:36Good night, Tay!
40:37I love you, Tay!
40:38I love you, Tay!
40:39That's why I love you!
40:40Sige, you're gonna wanna go to the middle.
40:41Okay, you're gonna be there.
40:43It's a good night.
40:45Yeah!
40:46Night, Tay!
40:47Night, Tay!
40:48Night, now!