During the Golden Globes, Al Pacino forgot he was on Zoom, pleasured himself, and fell asleep.
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00:00Best performance by an actress in a motion picture drama went to Andra Day for the United States vs. Billie Holiday.
00:09And overall best motion picture drama went to Nomadland.
00:14So, there you go. That's our first foray into a very strange awards year.
00:19It was. You know what was one of the weirder things Preston?
00:22At certain points when they were going into a commercial and they had the nominees,
00:25they'd put the nominees up and they'd bring up their microphones so that they could sort of like talk and like,
00:31and there was, did you see Case? I don't know, because there was a point where Pacino was up for something
00:36and they were all, hi Mr. Pacino, I'm a big fan of yours, and there's this cross talk that's not,
00:42no one was overseeing it, it was just like you were listening in on a Zoom call.
00:46Wait, so the cross talk was between the fellow nominees?
00:48Yes.
00:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50So they did that a couple of times, if they ever do this again, they should not do that again.
00:53Yeah, that's kind of weird, right?
00:54It's so weird, right?
00:55It's very weird.
00:56Like, is something supposed to be happening?
00:57What was great though is when, because when Soul won for best, I think it was best animated,
01:05who do you call it?
01:06Tracy Morgan pronounced it as Saw, right?
01:09He goes, and the winner is, and he goes Saw, and then there was no reaction,
01:13because there was no movie called Saw, and then he realized that he had made the mistake,
01:19and then they had cut to the, oh, it was for best original song, but either way, the actors,
01:26it was Sudeikis, it was the people that were up for the next award, they were having a ball
01:32with it.
01:33They were cracking up.
01:34Don Cheadle was making fun of them, and it was really, really good.
01:38I think Pacino didn't realize that he was still on the Zoom call, because he was standing
01:41in the doorway pleasuring himself.
01:42Oh my God.
01:43Yeah.
01:44Oh no, you didn't do that.
01:45How awkward.
01:46I feel so good.
01:47Right.
01:48Well, I didn't, I didn't see that clip.
01:49But I did see.
01:50I saw a clip.
01:51I'm gonna shout!
01:54Oh my God.
02:07Splat.
02:08All over my waltz, and when my children play with their toys.
02:15You were expecting something like that.
02:18There were a few people who clearly were not quite up to speed on the tech.
02:21I'm gonna shoot over here!
02:23That was good.
02:27Oh man.
02:28Right after that.
02:29Yes.
02:30Sorry, Nick.
02:31No, no, no.
02:32This is also comedic.
02:33He fell asleep.
02:34What?
02:35Did he?
02:36Was he asleep on camera, Nick?
02:37Yeah!
02:38I mean, don't you usually fall asleep right afterwards?
02:40Everybody's sleepy, you know, and you've expanded yourself.
02:45So the camera pans across his screen, and listen, his eyes are closed, and he looks like
02:50I did not actually have been asleep, but he looked like he was sleepy.
02:53There was so much fun pleasuring myself.
02:56Oh no, the poor guy.
02:57Oh.
02:58I don't feel so good.
02:59That's hilarious.
03:00Rub one out.
03:01I don't feel so good.
03:02That's hilarious.
03:03Rub one out.
03:04Thanks.
03:05Hmm yeah.
03:08Bye bye.
03:10I'll see you next time.
03:13Stay together!
03:14You