A Dog’s Thoughts

These dog movies never accurately portray a dog's actual thoughts.

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00:00I like Kevin Costner so I'm sticking to it you know what he's doing he does the

00:04voice of the dog in the art of racing in the rain that new movie coming out the

00:08art of racing in the rain what's that so it's one of this these endless series

00:12of stories like dogs purpose of dogs I'm a sucker for all of them but there's

00:16another you're hearing the dogs thoughts right and Milo Ventimiglio and who is

00:22the the girl from Mean Girls the blog I know you're talking about Amanda

00:29Seyfried yeah and so it's actually my is my wife's favorite book but it I I kept

00:34seeing the commercial I'm like I know that voice I know that voice it's Kevin

00:37Costner cool I would love to see what they're actually thinking why don't you

00:40lick her butt go ahead never mind now you'd love to see what is it about the dog

00:46thing yeah all right what don't worry about okay it's the story of a dog and

00:50his thoughts liquor but go ahead like it you love it I lick mine I love that hey

00:59where do you want to go for dinner buddy doesn't matter I eat frozen turds so when

01:06you're gonna lick her ass get off that liquor but oh yeah oh my god buddy all

01:17right love you man I know you're getting up there in years yeah did you lick her

01:21butt yet because that's really a lot of what dogs think about that's what they do

01:27they love it damn uh hey I just ate some tampons oh my god dude we eventually I

01:34know it's finally stopped in our house we finally got a uh a trash can with a

01:38little closing lid on the top of it right predators the bathroom if they're

01:42gonna rip a rabbit behind pieces in your yard yeah exactly tampons like a like a

01:47buffet oh my cats can get into those uh trash cans oh really I have to put the

01:51heavy tissue box holder on top of the trash can with the lid no kidding pets are

01:57so fun and cute aren't they are they normal they're eating your tampons yeah they rip

02:01animals apart in the backyard buddy is your is your paw hurt yeah it doesn't feel

02:06too good did you lick her butt yet