Is mid 40s too old to be grounded? According to Casey & Preston, it happens a lot to them.
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00:00Oh, but Preston, can you still ground your child at 18 years old?
00:05Yeah, yep.
00:07All right, at what point does...
00:08You know why?
00:09Because I own everything.
00:10Yeah.
00:11That's why.
00:12Right?
00:12And I have a point to this, which I'll bring up in just a moment here.
00:14Well, now I'm getting back to the grounding thing, because I was thinking that you, even
00:20in your, like, full-blown adulthood, can sort of get grounded.
00:24Without your wife actually saying you're grounded, you know, you're actually grounded.
00:27You kind of get in trouble, where it's like, you know, normally on a Friday night, I'd
00:32be able to go out and have some, you know, drinks with my buddies, but I messed up earlier
00:36this week, so I kind of probably should stay.
00:39But I remember the one time I ever got grounded, and I wasn't allowed to go to a party, and
00:42I had to stay home, and I just remember it being, like, I think it was probably in, like,
00:46middle school.
00:47Okay.
00:47I remember it being, like, so terrible that I could not go.
00:51Everyone was there, all my friends were there, and I had to stay home in my bedroom.
00:54Kath, I remember being grounded and being let out of being grounded to go to a party,
01:00and I think, you know, I didn't really drink much in high school, but I was at a party,
01:03and somebody snuck alcohol in a hairspray bottle and then sprayed it on my face, so
01:08I came home just reeking a booze.
01:09Yeah, no way.
01:10So I was grounded for a while, and then I was like, Mom, I was invited to this party,
01:15and, like, all the popular kids are going to be there.
01:17You know, and she let me out of it.
01:19And she let me go to the popular kids' party.
01:21That's a good mom.
01:21And then in return, you showed her how to use her VCR.
01:25I'm along with your mom.
01:26I don't buy the, you got sprayed in the face with alcohol.
01:29No, it's the truth.
01:30Right.
01:30I was in Jenberg's basement.
01:31And then they put cigarettes in my mouth and made me smoke them.
01:34And they made me in hell.
01:34And they made me finger blast this girl.
01:36Whose basement?
01:37Oh, dude.
01:39Casey just full-on spit water out of his mouth all over the place.
01:43And they held my hand and made me do things to this girl.
01:45Okay, I remember when I was grounded from sex.
01:49Yeah.
01:50Oh, I remember.
01:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:51I was there.
01:52We all remember that.
01:52Preston and I were making love.
01:54No.
01:55It was Fat Tuesday.
01:56It was Fat Tuesday.
01:57And we were at Fat Tuesday on South Street, and it was just pandemonium.
02:02I mean, people, Preston, what, like 100 people thick?
02:05You know?
02:06It was just a mob scene.
02:07Up to the stage, just hundreds of people.
02:09Huge line out the door, down the street, around the corner.
02:12Anyway, so we're on stage, we're hosting these contests and stuff, and some guy puts a girl
02:18up on her shoulders.
02:20She had really big boobs.
02:22She took her top off completely.
02:25I mean, no bra, nothing.
02:26And they came over to me.
02:29For the express purpose of?
02:31Yes, me grabbing her boobs, which I did with both hands and did a big old shake and everything.
02:37I think, though, you knew the show was there, yes?
02:41I think so.
02:42But you were acting, Preston.
02:44You're an actor.
02:44You were acting.
02:45On stage.
02:46And I think you, did you even look to her, like, can I, or?
02:50I don't remember.
02:51Okay.
02:51All I know is I didn't have sex for weeks after that because I was completely cut off.
02:55I'm getting so many text messages right now.
02:57So my one friend says, the Catholic disappointment treatment is worse than being grounded.
03:01She knew what I was talking about.
03:03My mom said, I grounded your father once.
03:05And Rochelle also texted me and said there were several times that you were grounded.
03:08Oh, so ask another one besides my thing.
03:11So you're texting Kathy now, huh?
03:13Oh, yeah.
03:13Hon, is that the way this works now?
03:15Hon?
03:16Okay.
03:16Just contact her and say, I'm sorry, you can't give me oral pleasures now.
03:23And then there was, well, when she went on strike, the entire family was grounded.
03:27And that did include sex privileges, too.
03:29I got to tell you what.
03:31That was a champ way.
03:32She rolled like a boss with that one.
03:35She put the foot down.
03:35And it worked, did it not?
03:36It did, yeah.
03:37Were you grounded when you wouldn't get a vasectomy at first?
03:40Uh, yeah, that's right.
03:42That was the other one.
03:42How does Kathy know more about your sexual grounding?
03:45Apparently they're buds.
03:47It's also good to know that she's listening.
03:50Really?
03:51I thought she stopped doing it.