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00:00Here on Collision, stand up for the Women's World Champion in our main event.
00:09Ladies and gentlemen, your AEW Women's World Champion, Timeless, Toni Storm.
00:19Fans, AEW heads back to Portland, Oregon for a spectacular four-hour, four-hour live television special.
00:31AEW Dynamite Summer Blockbuster, Wednesday, June 11th from the Motocenter Theater on the Clouds.
00:36Premium seating available April 22nd, pre-sale begins April 24th.
00:41Excited to be an insider for early pre-sale access at AEWTIX.com.
00:47Here is the Women's World Champion.
00:52Oh my!
00:54She's got a close-up there, certainly.
00:56That was wonderful. There she is.
01:00Oh! Right on the lips as well.
01:04Oh, might need a shot for that, Toni.
01:06Oh no, not at all, my dear.
01:09I don't even know what to say next except let's go back to the ring!
01:13Your Collision Man Event is a tag team contest.
01:17It's scheduled for a one-fall.
01:18Major defense from Long Island, New York, Chris Stadlander!
01:25And we are joined by the Women's World Champion as Chris Stadlander makes her way.
01:29As we know, live coast-to-coast, Chris Stadlander, Jamie Hayter in the Owen Hart semifinal.
01:38The winner goes on to face Mercedes Manet with the winner, getting a world title shot with our beautiful world champion next to us.
01:47And we go back to the ring again!
01:48And her partner, from Bloomington, Minnesota, Julia Hart!
02:04Julia Hart with a chance for some payback.
02:07We had a great tournament.
02:08If we'll recall, on Dynasty, as she made a way.
02:17You know what, Nigel, Julia Hart, we're talking about the young talent that we have here in AEW.
02:24Julia Hart, another young lady who has just continued to be successful here in AEW.
02:33And look at the confidence former TBS champion has.
02:39Yes, the young horror actress, Julia Hart, everybody.
02:43Former actress?
02:44Yeah, something like that.
02:45It is so great to see you.
02:46It's so great to see you.
02:48Thank you very much.
02:48And it's certainly Julia, the teenage witch.
02:50Get her room.
02:53T-O! T-O! T-O!
02:56T-O! T-O!
02:57First, from Boston Massachusetts, she is the TBS champion.
03:02The CEO, Mercedes Manet, and her partner, Carly Cameron!
03:14Carly Cameron, Mercedes Manet, make their way to the ring.
03:20And you can see, as we were talking about, the women's tournament final will be held in double or nothing.
03:28It'll be Mercedes Manet against either Chris Dunland or Jamie Hayden.
03:31We'll find out who that opponent will be on Wednesday night.
03:36This match gets underway.
03:38Let's establish that we have indeed been joined here at ringside by the AEW women's champion, no less timeless, Tony Storm.
03:47I apologise, Tony, we don't have a table for you to do commentary about it, but from what I understand, you're pretty good at doing it anywhere.
03:56Carly, was there always a desk here, or am I just imagining it?
04:00No, there was always a desk here, Claudio destroyed it, it's been a crazy program, it's been a wild two nights, but let me say, your appearance out here has softened us a little bit.
04:10Thank you so much for coming up.
04:11I don't know about that, Mr. Siobhan.
04:12He's done the exact opposite for you, Tony, that's why you should stay seated.
04:15Speaking of which, it's Easter time, and I see you've risen, Mr. Siobhan.
04:19You are amusing, Trezor moves on, Tony, we're going to stay with this match, as long as it takes, after the two nights that we have, it is only fitting, that we stay with this action, as long as it takes, as the puppet Mercedes gets thrown around.
04:41Looks like we're going to have a handicap match, but instead, Coda, roll up by Statlander, Harley rolls through.
04:50One, two, one, two, and got a two count that time, and Tony, you've got to admit, the three ladies who remain in the tournament really, really have, have you looking at some of the strongest competition we've ever seen.
05:07You want to know my report?
05:08Yes.
05:08I think they're all a bunch of slop tarts.
05:10Oh my God, really?
05:12Yes.
05:13Hater?
05:14Yes.
05:14Mercedes?
05:15Slot tarts.
05:16Statlander?
05:17All of them.
05:17These are three of the best wrestlers.
05:19One, two, in the world.
05:20Well, they're fantastic wrestlers, but they're slop tarts nonetheless.
05:25I don't know what that is, but.
05:26I'm going to look that one up in the Urban Dictionary.
05:29If the world champion says it, I believe it.
05:35Certainly, though, we appreciate the kisses.
05:37Will you, perhaps, though, be kissing that title goodbye?
05:41Come all in at Texas.
05:42You know what, you need to shut your mouth.
05:44You're going the right way for a smack bottom, Nigel.
05:46There you go.
05:47Yes, sir.
05:48Maybe Tony can pay for one.
05:49Yeah.
05:50What?
05:52Watch yourself.
05:53Please show respect to the women's world champion here, as you should.
05:58I know you're still ticked off.
06:01What happened in Australia?
06:03Up on top!
06:05Julia Hart running.
06:08There's a Laird in the back.
06:09How about that?
06:10One, two.
06:12Got a two count.
06:12The CEO.
06:16The CEO.
06:18I wouldn't be walking the streets calling myself a CEO.
06:21CEO!
06:21CEO!
06:22CEO!
06:22CEO!
06:23Well, the chant goes up here in Boston, and, of course, here in a neighborhood, so to speak.
06:31Tag is made.
06:32Fans chanting behind us, and here she comes, a Boston native.
06:36And how about Julia Hart?
06:37Look at that.
06:39I'm also a CEO.
06:40Did you know that?
06:41A copious estrogen owner.
06:43What?
06:44Okay.
06:46No HRT for you, champ.
06:50Running through.
06:52Julia Hart runs to make a tag, but she'll finish the job with an elbow.
06:56And here comes the boy.
06:57Incredibly powerful Chris Statlander.
07:00Pick up.
07:03Got Mercedes up.
07:05Fall away slam by Statlander.
07:07Mercedes ends up close to the world champion here.
07:13Statlander follows around.
07:15Oh, Mercedes, look at the handstand.
07:18Incredibly by Stat.
07:21Agility.
07:21Oh, boy, they're both looking at you, champ.
07:26Hey!
07:27Hey, hey, hey!
07:29Please.
07:29Oh!
07:30They look, they look back, and now all four ladies going at it here.
07:35Winnie in the ring!
07:36I've got to escape without the table here.
07:38I feel very vulnerable.
07:40Fans, we are taking our last break.
07:42It's only two minutes.
07:44Stay with us on TNT and Max.
07:47In the ring!
07:48Come on!
07:51Pick up.
07:52Dropped her down.
07:54As you can tell, champ, by the way they were looking at you,
07:57their thoughts are with you,
08:00and a chance to go to All-In Texas to face you for that title.
08:05Of course, last night was an incredible milestone for AEW.
08:08It was, here's a cover, one, two, dynamite number 289,
08:15the longest-running primetime wrestling program ever on TNT and TBS.
08:20Speaking of milestones, I've actually reached another milestone myself.
08:23That was my, uh, I've reached my 700, not 700, bloody hell.
08:27My 275th vagina joke.
08:30And that's difficult.
08:31Very hard to make jokes about chest pain.
08:34History has been splayed.
08:36276th, 276th, there you go.
08:40And I'm glad I've been around for many.
08:42I've been around for one, two, a two-count.
08:45I bet you have.
08:46Yes, I have.
08:50As this match continues, you were there last night as well, Tony.
08:54Getting to see the incredible match-up between the TBS champion.
08:57Here's a cover.
08:58One, two, two-count.
09:01Women's champion, Athena.
09:02Athena and Mercedes-Benz just really tore it up as we opened up our telecast last night.
09:12Mercedes-Benz continues her winning ways.
09:16Athena continues to be the greatest ring of honor champion of all time.
09:20In comes Harley Cameron.
09:24We saw her talking earlier alongside her tag team partner who said they wanted a better outcome
09:30than the last time they kept teams come up.
09:32One, two, two, two-count.
09:36Tony, what do you make of Harley Cameron's puppet?
09:40Well, no, I haven't got any comment on the puppets, but I tell you what, she's the second-best export
09:46from Australia.
09:48I would agree with that.
09:50Of course, you're wanting another kiss, aren't you, Tony?
09:53No, I do not.
09:54I really think that we, to my left here, it's the greatest women's world champion that we've
09:58ever had, and that is not to slight any other champion that we've had here in AEW.
10:04Propagating a stereotype, though, if I'm honest.
10:06Propagating a stereotype.
10:09Australians are so sexually indiscriminate, they even go to their koalas.
10:13Oh, down.
10:15Can't deny that one.
10:17Oh.
10:18Where are we going with this?
10:19Both ladies are down.
10:22Oh, God, what a freaking night.
10:25What a night indeed, and more to come.
10:28An absolute wonderful two days here in Boston, and our main event, after our final break continues,
10:42we're going to stay this with this one as long as it takes.
10:45Don't forget, next week, after the NBA playoffs, live coast to coach, with Collision Playoff Palooza.
10:54Knees up.
10:56The CEO of the TBS champion.
11:00There's not lost a singles match since a return.
11:05And got three amigos.
11:07She's going to go for a fourth one.
11:14But Statlander pounds her way out of this.
11:16How about Chris Statlander?
11:18Whoa.
11:19Harley Cameron helping out.
11:2030 seconds.
11:21Statlander.
11:22Oh, no.
11:24An incredible double surplus.
11:26They're still hooked.
11:28Take a look at this, Tony Storm.
11:31Oh, I'm looking.
11:32Again.
11:33I've actually looked at Chris Statlander a lot, so many times before, but mainly in private.
11:38The incest of the guys.
11:43And the fans stand in cheer.
11:49And look at Jamie Hayter, the lady who's going to face Chris Statlander on Wednesday.
11:59Oh, wow.
12:00Splat goes, Statlander rolls, makes a tag.
12:03Julia Hart is in.
12:07As you can see, Harley and Mercedes still down and out.
12:13Julia Hart takes advantage of that.
12:15Pick up.
12:16Monet didn't have the momentum.
12:18Instead, Monet tying her up in the tree of woe.
12:22Tough spot to be.
12:23Oh, very much so.
12:24Speaking of tough spots, I went and had one of them Fenway Park hot dogs earlier.
12:28Long story short, I blew up my skirt the old-fashioned way.
12:32Ever the lady.
12:33No, for real, I could fart this entire building down.
12:35I don't doubt it for a second.
12:38Speaking of which, God, was that you, Mr. Chabon?
12:42Moving away.
12:43Moving away.
12:44Oh, my eyes are watering.
12:46You give Luthor a run for a little bit.
12:47Oh!
12:47Again, to the midsection.
12:52Yeah!
12:54Blue Thunder bomb.
12:56Oh, it is!
12:59A Meteora coming out.
13:01Back of the screen.
13:03Watch out.
13:05Left trip that time by Julia Hart.
13:10That is one spooky bitch.
13:13I would agree.
13:14But, very, very effective.
13:18Very talented.
13:20He's going for a patent.
13:21And Moon saw it up on time.
13:23Oh, the knee's got up from the TBS champion.
13:31Fans, AEW Dynamite is live coast-to-coast Wednesday.
13:34Live at 8.
13:36Eastern.
13:36Live at 5.
13:37Pacific on TBS and Max.
13:39And, yes, it will be J.B. Hayter, Chris Statlander in the Owen Hart semifinals.
13:47The champion is going to go.
13:50The winner is going to face Mercedes Bonet for a chance to face the champion.
13:57This action has got me so hot.
13:59We're going to need to re-upholster this chair.
14:01And, fans, we heard from Ricochet said that Speedball and Kevin Knight don't respect the chain of command on the AEW roster.
14:08Now they're going straight to the top.
14:10Take a look at the graphic.
14:11Speedball and Kevin Knight will take on the Young Bucks Wednesday as the Young Bucks return to action.
14:18Here's a pick-up.
14:19Oh!
14:19Matt, here's a...
14:20We got it covered?
14:21Nope.
14:22Close, though.
14:23Well, Matt and Nick were none too pleased to see Speedball and Kevin Knight celebrating and drinking champagne with our locker room last night.
14:31What a great match.
14:32This is going to be Wednesday on Dynamite.
14:34Tag was made.
14:35Boom!
14:36Oh, Harley Cameron, now the league of competitive.
14:40Harley Cameron could do anything she wants, and she chooses to do this.
14:42I don't understand.
14:44Up on top.
14:45Look at this teamwork.
14:47Oh, look at this thing.
14:47Come on.
14:48One, two.
14:50Two count.
14:50Go!
14:51Go!
14:51Go!
14:53Tilt the World Bank Breaker.
14:55Statlander still has Harley Cameron in.
14:57Oh, look at that.
14:59A lariat.
14:59One, two, three.
15:04The strength.
15:05The power.
15:06The winner.
15:07Julia Hart and Chris Statlander.
15:10Not just a lariat.
15:12That was Hater A.
15:13Chris Statlander sending a message to Jamie Hayter.
15:16Her opponent in the semifinal of the Hoennhart Foundation Tournament.
15:22What a win that was, as you can see.
15:24Luther bringing the world champion to the ring.
15:27Steering right at Chris Statlander.
15:29Because Statlander, Hater.
15:32Wednesday.
15:33Dynamite.
15:34Coast to coast.
15:36Live.
15:36On TVS.
15:39On TVS.
15:40And streaming on Max.
15:43The winner, of course, goes on to go up against Mercedes-Monnaie with the winner going on to all-in to get a world title shot.
15:55Well, Nigel McGinnis.
15:57What a night it has been.
15:58Don't forget, next Saturday, playoff palooza.
16:01Live, coast to coast on TNT and Max.
16:04Yes, that's right.
16:05After the NBA playoffs.
16:08Had a great time.
16:08More night of action.
16:09More to come.
16:11Wednesday night.
16:12We will see you there.
16:14This is AEW.
16:16And you're damn right.
16:18This is where the best wrestle.