Casey and Nick try to eat a slice of Lorenzo's with their mouths open.
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00:00Really, the only way to enjoy Lorenzo's Pizza, on the whole, is to have some assistance.
00:08And we are doing that via a dental device, correct?
00:11Yeah.
00:12Okay, so Casey and Nick are going to put these lip spreaders in.
00:15If you've ever gone to the dentist and you have to get some dental work done,
00:19they do this so it pulls your lips up and your cheeks out to the side
00:23so they can get in there and work really well.
00:25Yeah.
00:26For eating purposes, Preston, it gives you maximum coverage of the pie.
00:31Yeah, and my favorite is pepperoni pizza.
00:34Your favorite is?
00:35Pepperoni pizza.
00:37Pepperoni pizza.
00:38I like that.
00:39I like pineapple.
00:41You like pineapple.
00:42I also like mushroom.
00:45Excuse me?
00:46Mushrooms.
00:47Mushrooms.
00:48Yeah, mushroom.
00:49All right, so is this, Preston, the specifics of this contest,
00:52are we talking the quickest to eat one slice fully?
00:55I don't know.
00:56How about the entire pie?
00:58Let's just see how it goes.
00:59Let's just see how it goes.
01:00All right.
01:01And we'll see who ate it best.
01:02All right.
01:03Okay.
01:04You guys ready?
01:05Uh-huh.
01:06Yeah, lick your lips.
01:07All right.
01:08Raise your pizza in case you're ready.
01:09We have a split screen.
01:11We have a split screen shot.
01:13By the way, you can watch this on Facebook.
01:14Don't make me laugh.
01:15All right.
01:16Do what, Marissa?
01:17All right.
01:18Cheers your pizzas.
01:19All right.
01:20Cheers.
01:21And on your mark, get set, and go.
01:22All right.
01:23This is his first bite.
01:24Casey.
01:27Oh, my God.
01:28Casey has to, you have to let gravity take effect, right?
01:30Oh, my God.
01:31Look at Nick.
01:36As if Nick couldn't get any more gross when he ate.
01:38Because your lips are not assisting.
01:40All right.
01:41I love you, Sasha.
01:42I love you.
01:43I love you.
01:46Start eating.
01:47He loves you.
01:48He loves you.
01:49Uh, Nick looks like he, oh, my God.
01:52Don't make me laugh.
01:56He can't lick.
01:57Nick is laughing his ass off.
01:59Oh, my God.
02:00This is disgusting.
02:01Casey.
02:02Do you need something to drink?
02:03I got it.
02:04Okay.
02:05You got it?
02:06All right.
02:07So, Nick, did you take it out?
02:08Uh-uh.
02:09Casey's going to take a drink.
02:14It's like a sprinkler.
02:16It's disgusting.
02:23Nick, here's some water if you need it.
02:24All right.
02:25I guess I'll have to try not to get any of it on the equipment.
02:28Don't laugh, Nick.
02:29Don't get it on the equipment.
02:30That was...
02:33Casey looks like he's looking at a UFO.
02:36Hey, bris, bris.
02:37Oh, my God, Jesus.
02:38I don't want him to knock that over.
02:39He's out there.
02:40Yeah, thank you.
02:41All right.
02:42Excuse me one second.
02:43Okay.
02:44He's wiping his mouth.
02:45He's wiping his mouth.
02:46Okay.
02:47Casey, I noticed you're using the gravity method.
02:49You lean back?
02:50Yes.
02:51Yeah, yeah, I agree 100%.
02:54Nick is leaning forward, which I find kind of wild.
02:56All right, now he's tilting back.
02:57All right, now he's tilting back.
02:58He got him at gravity to take over.
03:03It's like an inspiring story of two guys born without lips.
03:12Oh, my God.
03:13And actually, Steve, it looks like the sequel to Hellraiser.
03:16It does.
03:18You know what, though?
03:19What?
03:20It's really delicious.
03:21It is delicious.
03:22Yeah.
03:23It's Lorenzo's, of course.
03:24How far along are you guys?
03:26Almost done, Steve.
03:27No, Casey's about halfway.
03:29He's eaten more than you think he has.
03:32We want to do it to completion because I think they might hemorrhage.
03:35I don't know.
03:36Casey, what do you think?
03:37I don't know.
03:38Don't talk with food in your mouth.
03:39Have more water, Casey.
03:41Actually, that'll help a little bit.
03:43So Casey is going to get a simple water.
03:46I'm sorry we're doing such a visual thing on the radio, but this is just hilarious.
04:05This is my favorite sweatshirt.
04:07It's his favorite sweatshirt.
04:09Did you get some on your favorite sweatshirt?
04:11It's an absolute mess.
04:14I tell you what.
04:16It makes you really appreciate it.
04:18Keep going.
04:19Oh, it fell out.
04:20I know.
04:21They kind of slip out every now and then.
04:22What?
04:23They kind of slip out every now and then.
04:25They slip out of your mouth.
04:26Yeah, they slip out of your mouth.
04:27Every now and then.
04:28You say?
04:29Yeah.
04:30My dental advice.
04:31It doesn't affect your yoga cards.
04:33It doesn't affect your what?
04:35Your yoga cards.
04:36Yeah.
04:37Your yoga cards.
04:38Yoga cards?
04:39Yoga cards?
04:40What?
04:41Yoga cards.
04:42Yoga cards.
04:43Vocal cords.
04:44Vocal cords.
04:45Oh, your vocal cords.
04:46I thought you said yoga fans.
04:48All right.
04:49Keep it going.
04:50I think actually Nick is closing in on perhaps finishing.
04:53I was so hungry.
04:54Yeah.
04:55I think, are Casey's lip spreaders a little bit bigger than Nick's?
05:00Yeah.
05:01His lips are almost pulled back to his ears.
05:03I thought maybe Casey's mouth was a little smaller than Nick's, so it looks like that.
05:07No, Nick is like a wood chipper.
05:09Dude, Nick is drooling all over the place.
05:12You can actually feed full pieces of lumber into Nick's mouth.
05:17Not delicate flowers.
05:18My lip spreaders, I got kind of a dentist.
05:21He got his lip spreaders from a dentist.
05:23This is legit.
05:24All right.
05:25We're closing in.
05:26You know what, though?
05:27I would pay good money to see Kathy do this, to be honest.
05:29Oh, that...
05:30I would pay...
05:31With her perfect teeth.
05:32...good money.
05:33You got...
05:34That's a pair.
05:35They're clean.
05:36All right.
05:37Just gonna put them in.
05:38Why not?
05:39And have at least a bite.
05:40All right, Kathy.
05:41Oh, I can't believe you agreed to do this.
05:47All right.
05:48All right.
05:49She's taking a bite.
05:50Let's see.
05:53Look at Kathy's teeth.
05:54Kathy's teeth are perfect.
05:55Look at that.
05:56They are perfect.
05:57They're absolutely perfect.
05:59This is like that special prom night, Kat.
06:02Kat, how does it taste?
06:03It's stuck.
06:04Yeah, because you can't assist the swallow.
06:07She actually sounds very articulate with that.
06:10She's shaking her head to try to get it down into her throat.
06:13And there we go.
06:14Nice job, Kath.
06:15Not bad at all.
06:16That's...
06:17You want some more?
06:18Yeah.
06:19Did you guys finish?
06:20Casey's finished it.
06:22No, he's not.
06:23He cheated.
06:24I got no hair.
06:25What did he do?
06:26He threw it in the trash.
06:28Oh, he did.
06:29He did.
06:30All right.
06:31Look at this.
06:32Look at this.
06:33It's a cheater.
06:35We're going to Secaucus for the film.
06:38All right.
06:39Preston, it looks like I pissed my pants.
06:41Yes, it does.
06:42Stand up.
06:43Let's see that.
06:44Preston.
06:45There you go.
06:46I pissed my pants.
06:47You did piss your pants.
06:48You did piss your pants.
06:49Okay.
06:50Well, that's...
06:51You know what?
06:52Do you declare a winner or is it a tie?
06:53I think it's a tie.
06:54What do you guys think?
06:55Right?
06:56I mean, they both did a phenomenal job.
06:57Though Casey's human sprinkler impression was quite impressive.
06:59Oh, that was amazing.
07:00I think you guys should kiss.
07:01I really do.
07:02I think it's...
07:03Oh, my God.
07:04Ew.
07:05That is repulsive.
07:06That food all over.
07:07Oh, man.
07:09You all right, buddy?
07:14Yeah.
07:15You know what, though?
07:16What?
07:17Take my hair and sweatshirt off to reveal my hair and pizza.
07:22Oh, it's his Delco.
07:23Delco!